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  1. figures.... on Latest SP2 News · · Score: -1

    They start releasing patches before people have even rolled the hotfix... Leave it to MS...

  2. Interesting.... on Cooling Toronto Using Lake Ontario · · Score: -1

    but did he save 15% by switching to geico

  3. LOL on IBM Tells Employees To Hold Off WinXP SP2 · · Score: -1, Troll

    LOL@BSD SUCKS

  4. Re:Why was this modded down? on Tor: A JAP Replacement · · Score: -1, Troll

    FUCKING NIGGERS

  5. LOL on Security-Updated Versions Of Mozilla Released · · Score: -1, Troll

    jews did wtc!

  6. IM KEWL on PHP Not Moving To The GPL · · Score: -1

    PE EH PEE IS for kewl peoples!!!!!!

  7. WAOW!!!!! on PhoneGaim Brings Phone Calling To IM Users · · Score: -1, Flamebait

    DAS KEWL!!!!!!! but gaim SUCKS!!!!!!

  8. WOW on Planet Broadband · · Score: -1, Troll
    GNAA Claims Responsibility for Killing 3000 Blogs
    GNAA Claims Responsibility for Killing 3000 Blogs

    GNAUK (the UK branch of the GNAA) consultant rolloffle stood ecstatically in front of the massive GNAUK London office skyscraper. Waving his massive nigger hands for silence, he smiled and announced with glee that the GNAA was the cause of the 3000 blogs outage.

    "Well, aw'right, now aw'right! It's due to our persistent shitflooding and blogbashing efforts that we can claim this spectacular victory over a major epicentre of retardery! Congratulations, morons, for you have been pwned! Remember, regular local backups are your friend!"

    Having concluded with these statements, the crowd burst into an ambivalent mix of outraged and delighted argument. rolloffle then unzipped his trousers and started to beat back the hordes of angry webloggers and journalists with his gigantic nigger cock, fleeing into a side alley. The massive conglomeration of people then enjoyed a spectacular fireworks display, sending the massive office building of glass and steel smashing to the ground and burying the suckers present.

    About GNAA:
    GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) is the first organization which
    gathers GAY NIGGERS from all over America and abroad for one common goal - being GAY NIGGERS.

    Are you GAY ?
    Are you a NIGGER ?
    Are you a GAY NIGGER ?

    If you answered "Yes" to all of the above questions, then GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) might be exactly what you've been looking for!
    Join GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) today, and enjoy all the benefits of being a full-time GNAA member.
    GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) is the fastest-growing GAY NIGGER community with THOUSANDS of members all over United States of America. You, too, can be a part of GNAA if you join today!

    Why not? It's quick and easy - only 3 simple steps!

    First, you have to obtain a copy of GAY NIGGERS FROM OUTER SPACE THE MOVIE and watch it. (You can download the movie (~280mb) using BitTorrent, by clicking here.

    Second, you need to succeed in posting a GNAA "first post" on slashdot.org, a popular "news for trolls" website

    Third, you need to join the official GNAA irc channel #GNAA on irc.gnaa.us, and apply for membership.
    Talk to one of the ops or any of the other members in the channel to sign up today!

    If you are having trouble locating #GNAA, the official GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA irc channel, you might be on a wrong irc network. The correct network is Niggernet, and you can connect to irc.gnaa.us as our official server. If you do not have an IRC client handy, you are free to use the GNAA Java IRC client by clicking here.


    If you have mod points and would like to support GNAA, please moderate this post up.

    .________________________________________________. fucking
    | ______________________________________._a,____ | CmdrTaco
    | _______a_._______a_______aj#0s_____aWY!400.___ | will
    | __ad#7!!*P____a.d#0a____#!-_#0i___.#!__W#0#___ | he ever learn that
    | _j#'_.00#,___4#dP_"#,__j#,__0#Wi___*00P!_"#L,_ | GNAA is totally
    | _"#ga#9!01___"#01__40,_"4Lj#!_4#g_________"01_ | unstoppable? Teamed
    | ________"#,___*@`__-N#____`___-!^_____________ | up with the other troll groups,
    | _________#1__________?________________________ | GNAA will absolutely own
    | _________j1_______

  9. In Soviet Russia... on Home Brew Hard Drive Silencer/Cooler · · Score: -1, Troll

    Hard drive silences you!

  10. foo on EU Publishes Open Source Migration Guidelines · · Score: -1, Troll

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    Important Stuff: Please try to keep posts on topic. Try to reply to other people's comments instead of starting new threads. Read other people's messages before posting your own to avoid simply duplicating what has already been said. Use a clear subject that describes what your message is about. Offtopic, Inflammatory, Inappropriate, Illegal, or Offensive comments might be moderated. (You can read everything, even moderated posts, by adjusting your threshold on the User Preferences Page) Problems regarding accounts or comment posting should be sent to CowboyNeal.Important Stuff: Please try to keep posts on topic. Try to reply to other people's comments instead of starting new threads. Read other people's messages before posting your own to avoid simply duplicating what has already been said. Use a clear subject that describes what your message is about. Offtopic, Inflammatory, Inappropriate, Illegal, or Offensive comments might be moderated. (You can read everything, even moderated posts, by adjusting your threshold on the User Preferences Page) Problems regarding accounts or comment posting should be sent to CowboyNeal.Important Stuff: Please try to keep posts on topic. Try to reply to other people's comments instead of starting new threads. Read other people's messages before posting your own to avoid simply duplicating what has already been said. Use a clear subject that describes what your message is about. Offtopic, Inflammatory, Inappropriate, Illegal, or Offensive comments might be moderated. (You can read everything, even moderated posts, by adjusting your threshold on the User Preferences Page) Problems regarding accounts or comment posting should be sent to CowboyNeal.Important Stuff: Please try to keep posts on topic. Try to reply to other people's comments instead of starting new threads. Read other people's messry to keep posts on topic. Try to reply to other people's comments instead of starting new threads. Read other people's messages before posting your own to avoid simply duplicating what has already been said. Use a clear subject that describes what your message is about. Offtopic, Inflammatory, Inappropriate, Illegal, or Offensive comments might be moderated. (You can read everything, even moderated posts, by adjusting your threshold on the User Preferences Page) Problems regarding accounts or comment posting should be sent to CowboyNeal.Important Stuff: Please try to keep posts on topic. Try to reply to other people's comments instead of starting new threads. Read other people's messages before posting your own to avoid simply duplicating what has already been said. Use a clear subject that describes what

  11. foo on Toshiba Pushes Safe, Small Nuclear Reactor Design · · Score: -1, Troll
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    The perineum is the area of skin rich in nerve endings that is located below the anus (the opening for bowel movements). For men, the perineum extends to the vaginal opening; for women it extends to the base of the testicles.

    Because the perineum is so rich in nerve endings it often feels pleasing to have it touched or stroked. If one is comfortable with being touched on the perineum, its stimulation can be incorporated into a couple's lovemaking to further enhance sexual arousal.

    To make stimulation smoother and more comfortable, it is often helpful to lubricate your fingers before stroking the perineum during lovemaking.

    As long as the stimulation remains outside the body on the perineum, any type of lubricant (petroleum-base or water-base) will do.

    However, because this kind of stimulation is often associated with insertion of the finger into the vagina or anus, or both, a water-base lubricant is recommended and preferred.

    The anus is rich in nerve endings & participates with your genitals in the contractions of sexual arousal & orgasm. Anal stimulation greatly enhances & intensifies masturbation, oral sex, or intercourse. A good rule of thumb, when experimenting with anal play, is relax, use plenty of lube (the anus & rectum do not produce any lubrication of their own), and enjoy.

    Because the perineum is so rich in nerve endings it often feels pleasing to have it touched or stroked. If one is comfortable with being touched on the perineum, its stimulation can be incorporated into a couple's lovemaking to further enhance sexual arousal.

    The vagina is rich in vulvatic sensor spots & cooperates with your clitoral system in the up and down movements of sexual arousal & orgasm. Vaginal stimulation greatly enhances & multiplies masturbation, perienium stimulation, and orgies. A good rule of thumb, when experimenting with vaginal stimulation, is to relax, and use one quart of 10W30 (the vagina produces no lubrication of its own during normal stimulation), and enjoy.

    However, because this kind of stimulation is often associated with insertion of the finger into the vagina or anus, or both, a water-base lubricant is recommended and preferred.

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  12. In soviet russia.... on Patching Paranoia - How Fast Do You Patch? · · Score: -1, Troll

    Computer patches you!

  13. Whats the difference? on Microchip Could Replace Pills · · Score: 0

    Whats the difference, the person will still get the correct dosage of the drug with a normal pill, and they wont even have to swalllow a centimeter long microchip :|

  14. Re:HL2 Source on Half Life 2 Source Code Leaked · · Score: 0, Troll

    http://aderkach.pigstuy.com/source/ Another source :D

  15. Source Link Here on Half Life 2 Source Code Leaked · · Score: 1

    http://www.aderkach.org/hl2_src.rar It will remain up until I run out of bandwidth

  16. Re:HL2 Source on Half Life 2 Source Code Leaked · · Score: 0, Troll

    http://www.aderkach.org/hl2_src.rar 32MB