REUTERS 26-01-2006 - In an update to the recently publicised hypothesis regarding the existence of gravitons, scientists have responded to criticism regarding Futurama character Nibbler's dark matter-based excrement by further hypothesising its basis as a highly concentrated graviton mass. Held together with processed food and nibbler-juices, scientists have dubbed the theoretical mass 'graviment'.
Scientists have also discovered high graviton concentrations around the offices of Fox executives involved in the cancelling of the subsequently highly popular Grammy-winning show, leading to further speculation as to the gravitons influence on the human psyche and its capacity to induce instant stupidity amongst 'those who should know better'.
Sounds like you need to purchase more monitoring from them to monitor the free disk space on the servers....:p
Because, as every monitoring sales monkey knows - there's no point monitoring if you're not monitoring the monitoring... the monitoring.... the monitoring...! Etc etc ad nauseam:-)
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REUTERS 26-01-2006 - In an update to the recently publicised hypothesis regarding the existence of gravitons, scientists have responded to criticism regarding Futurama character Nibbler's dark matter-based excrement by further hypothesising its basis as a highly concentrated graviton mass. Held together with processed food and nibbler-juices, scientists have dubbed the theoretical mass 'graviment'. Scientists have also discovered high graviton concentrations around the offices of Fox executives involved in the cancelling of the subsequently highly popular Grammy-winning show, leading to further speculation as to the gravitons influence on the human psyche and its capacity to induce instant stupidity amongst 'those who should know better'.
They have rebranded linux distros now, with their flash new blue packaging including Fedora Core 3.
But it's still a decent leap away from actually directly promoting the OSS apps themselves.
Sounds like you need to purchase more monitoring from them to monitor the free disk space on the servers.... :p
Because, as every monitoring sales monkey knows - there's no point monitoring if you're not monitoring the monitoring... the monitoring .... the monitoring ...! Etc etc ad nauseam :-)