Ironically, the winners in each event received new computer hardware.
That cracked me up.
"yes. You will be destroyingk your computers. If you is doingk it well enough, we will be givingk you NEW computers!"
Although I can see that to a frustrated computer user, this could be a useful form of therapy...
or revenge.
You do?! Think of all the money you could make from doing it profesionally!
Ladies and gentleman... I present you with the great anti couch potato couch. Here at Useless Inventions, inc, we have fondly named it 'The Evil Couch'. For ten easy installments of $100 you too can experience the utter humiliation of this wonderful invention! All in the comfort of your own home! Gauranteed weight lose or your money back! But WAIT! theres MORE! pay today... (etc)"
Perhaps they can invent the 'anti potato couch couch'. At the first sign of gaining weight it broadcasts your weight gain at tremendous volume to all with in hearing range, and then promptly ejects you from your position with maximum embrassment potential and won't let you back on until you're back at a 'healthy' weight.
Somehow I cannot imagine this being the more popular of the two.
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Ironically, the winners in each event received new computer hardware. That cracked me up. "yes. You will be destroyingk your computers. If you is doingk it well enough, we will be givingk you NEW computers!" Although I can see that to a frustrated computer user, this could be a useful form of therapy... or revenge.
You do?! Think of all the money you could make from doing it profesionally! Ladies and gentleman ... I present you with the great anti couch potato couch. Here at Useless Inventions, inc, we have fondly named it 'The Evil Couch'. For ten easy installments of $100 you too can experience the utter humiliation of this wonderful invention! All in the comfort of your own home! Gauranteed weight lose or your money back! But WAIT! theres MORE! pay today ... (etc)"
Perhaps they can invent the 'anti potato couch couch'. At the first sign of gaining weight it broadcasts your weight gain at tremendous volume to all with in hearing range, and then promptly ejects you from your position with maximum embrassment potential and won't let you back on until you're back at a 'healthy' weight. Somehow I cannot imagine this being the more popular of the two.