Mass reports confirm that upon hearing the above news story, geeks all over the world collectively and involuntarily jizzed all over themselves and their linux boxen, causing massive computer failures the scale of which has yet to be determined. RMS was unavailable for comment as the paramedics are too grossed out at the stench eminating from him and the sight of gallons of cum spread all over his residence.
shame on you all!
ewwww..