A few years back, my ex and I returned home form a night on the town to discover that our dogs had had a fun night on their own.
Among the detritus on the kitchen floor was a mangled instant camera. I started to give the dogs one of those stearn lectures that is oh-so-effective and picked up the camera, knowing that they would be overcome with guilt at the sight of it in my hand.
Next thing I new, I was airborn. I came to rest sitting on the floor with my back against the stove. The dogs, slackjawed, looked at me, then turned to look at each other in amazement.
I can only imagine their doggie thoughts...
Among the detritus on the kitchen floor was a mangled instant camera. I started to give the dogs one of those stearn lectures that is oh-so-effective and picked up the camera, knowing that they would be overcome with guilt at the sight of it in my hand.
Next thing I new, I was airborn. I came to rest sitting on the floor with my back against the stove. The dogs, slackjawed, looked at me, then turned to look at each other in amazement. I can only imagine their doggie thoughts...