We stranded on a strange island. After finishing our regular Goatse procedures(Jerking off to me, Captain Goatse. I jerk off to my men, I love them all... especially the new boys, they are still quite tight.) we decided to explore the island.
After walking for a few hours we finally approached something that seemed at least a little more civilized than the plain old jungle. A giant statue!
The statue looked vaguely familiar, it was a giant nigger widening his ass with two thick sticks. Around the statue a bunch of niggers danced.
We tried to talk to the niggers, but they would not respond. Mr. Smith even showed his ass to them. This was a real problem, we were all horny as hell, and really bored of each other. We were afraid that the niggers would kill and eat us or simply eat us while we were alive if we tried to rape them. I knew we should have bought the guns.
Nothing worked, until I got the best idea ever: We started having sex with each other to try to persuade the niggers to join us. Guess what, they started spreading their asses at once, it looked so welcoming that I shot my load in the face of their leader.
Next morning we woke up on our ship, the niggers and the island were all gone. Was it just a dream? That's pretty unlikely as all crewmembers remember the experience. I wish we could find the way back there.
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We stranded on a strange island. After finishing our regular Goatse procedures(Jerking off to me, Captain Goatse. I jerk off to my men, I love them all... especially the new boys, they are still quite tight.) we decided to explore the island.
After walking for a few hours we finally approached something that seemed at least a little more civilized than the plain old jungle. A giant statue!
The statue looked vaguely familiar, it was a giant nigger widening his ass with two thick sticks. Around the statue a bunch of niggers danced.
We tried to talk to the niggers, but they would not respond. Mr. Smith even showed his ass to them. This was a real problem, we were all horny as hell, and really bored of each other. We were afraid that the niggers would kill and eat us or simply eat us while we were alive if we tried to rape them. I knew we should have bought the guns.
Nothing worked, until I got the best idea ever: We started having sex with each other to try to persuade the niggers to join us. Guess what, they started spreading their asses at once, it looked so welcoming that I shot my load in the face of their leader.
Next morning we woke up on our ship, the niggers and the island were all gone. Was it just a dream? That's pretty unlikely as all crewmembers remember the experience. I wish we could find the way back there.
-Captain Goatse
Imagine a beowulf cluster of Macs jerking off to... me.
Mmm...