Ever been to the GameFAQs anime board;)? It includes interesting topics such as the following(note that this is the most civilized of the 4 or so different anime boards):
Anime babe girlfriend game. Who's your girlfriend? Who Cosplay, teh cosplayers of SCWU? why even buy anime Jerry Chu chat/giveaway tonight! What hentai is this? Naruto subbed chp. 193=released! Hilarious HK mishap ^_^
Ok, there weren't that many there right now, I guess I'll have to dive deeper, the Social Anime and Manga board, here I come:
FREE BEER AND MUNCHIES!(along with assorted catgirls) OMG...no...NO! *hyperventilating*... Kill Bill 2 is going to be *whimper* NC-17! Who would like to join my army? who wants to see pics of meh? SUPA CHICKEN FRY RICE LE HO MAH!!! ~social topic~ LMAO!!! LMAO!!!! LMAO!!!!
Hehe, almost as bad as the LUE board:) I guess I'll post something from there too:
Post and find out how big your wang is...*offensive* LMAO (OFFENSIVE)(lt) How do you Make gif files? I think im talking to LUNAR on msn!!! Lunarhawak99 The LunarHawk99 resistance topic
Just like LoTR2, lol, that movie sucked. I must say that the ending was much better than in the first movie though. The thing that sucked was the beginning, how were you supposed to understand anything at all without watching the first one?
# It's hard to live with none of: lexically scoped local functions; a macro system; and inlined functions.
# I really hate the lack of downward-funargs; anonymous classes are a lame substitute. (I can live without long-lived closures, but I find lack of function pointers a huge pain.)
# The fact that static methods aren't really class methods (they're actually global functions: you can't override them in a subclass) is pretty dumb.
# It's far from obvious how one hints that a method should be inlined, or otherwise go real fast. Does `final' do it? Does `private final' do it? Given that there is no preprocessor to let you do per-function shorthand, and no equivalent of Common Lisp's flet (or even macrolet), one ends up either duplicating code, or allowing the code to be inefficient. Those are both bad choices.
# Two identical byte[] arrays aren't equal and don't hash the same. Maybe this is just a bug, but:
* You can't fix this by subclassing Hashtable.
* You can't fix this by subclassing Array because it's not really an object. What you can do is wrap an Object around an Array and let that implement hashCode and equals by digging around in its contained array, but that adds not-insignificant memory overhead (16 bytes per object, today.)
* Gee, I know, I'll write my own hash table. I've only done that a thousand times.
# I can't seem to manage to iterate the characters in a String without implicitly involving half a dozen method calls per character.
# The other alternative is to convert the String to a byte[] first, and iterate the bytes, at the cost of creating lots of random garbage.
# Generally, I'm dissatisfied with the overhead added by Unicode support in those cases where I'm sure that there are no non-ASCII characters. There ought to be two subclasses of an abstract String class, one that holds Unicode, and one that holds 8-bit quantities. They should offer identical APIs and be indistinguishable, except for the fact that if a string has only 8-bit characters, it takes up half as much memory!
* Of course, String being final eliminates even the option of implementing that.
# Interfaces seem a huge, cheesy copout for avoiding multiple inheritance; they really seem like they were grafted on as an afterthought. Maybe there's a good reason for them being the way they are, but I don't see it; it looks like they were just looking for a way to multiply-inherit methods without allowing call-next-method and without allowing instance variables?
# This ``integers aren't objects'' nonsense really pisses me off. Why did they do that? Is the answer as lame as, ``we wanted the `int' type to be 32 bits instead of 31''? (You only really need one bit of type on the pointer if you don't need small conses, after all.)
The way this bit me is, I've got code that currently takes an array of objects, and operates on them in various opaque ways (all it cares about is equality, they're just cookies.) I was thinking of changing these objects to be shorts instead of objects, for compactness of their containing objects: they'd be indexes into a shared table, instead of pointers to shared objects.
To do this, I would have to rewrite that other code to know that they're shorts instead of objects. Because one can't assign a short to a variable or argument that expects an Object, and consequently, one can't invoke the equal method on a short.
Wrapping them up in Short objects would kind of defeat the purpose: then they'd be bigger than the pointer to the original object rather than smaller.
# And in related news, it's a total pain that one can't iterate over the contents of an array without knowing intimate details about its contents: you have to know whether it's byte[], or int[], or Object[]. I mean, it is not rocket science to have a language that can transparently access both boxed and unboxed storage. It's not as if Java isn't doing all the requisite runtime type checks already! It's as if
Congratulations on your purchase of a brand new nigger! If handled properly, your nigger will give years of valuable, if reluctant, service.
INSTALLING YOUR NIGGER.
You should install your nigger differently according to whether you have purchased the field or house model. Field niggers work best in a serial configuration, i.e. chained together. Chain your nigger to another nigger immediately on unpacking it, and don't even think about taking that chain off, ever. Many niggers start singing as soon as you put a chain on them. This habit can usually be thrashed out of them if nipped in the bud. House niggers work best as standalone units, but should be hobbled or hamstrung to prevent attempts at escape. At this stage, your nigger can also be given a name. Most owners use the same names over and over, since niggers become confused by too much data. Rufus, Rastus, Remus, Toby, Carslisle, Carlton, Hey-You!-Yes-you!, Yeller, Blackstar, and Sambo are all effective names for your new buck nigger. If your nigger is a ho, it should be called Latrelle, L'Tanya, or Jemima. Some owners call their nigger hoes Latrine for a joke. Pearl, Blossom, and Ivory are also righteous names for nigger hoes. These names go straight over your nigger's head, by the way.
CONFIGURING YOUR NIGGER.
Owing to a design error, your nigger comes equipped with a tongue and vocal chords. Most niggers can master only a few basic human phrases with this apparatus - "muh dick" being the most popular. However, others make barking, yelping, yapping noises and appear to be in some pain, so you should probably call a vet and have him remove your nigger's tongue. Once de-tongued your nigger will be a lot happier - at least, you won't hear it complaining anywhere near as much. Niggers have nothing interesting to say, anyway. Many owners also castrate their niggers for health reasons (yours, mine, and that of women, not the nigger's). This is strongly recommended, and frankly, it's a mystery why this is not done on the boat
HOUSING YOUR NIGGER.
Your nigger can be accommodated in cages with stout iron bars. Make sure, however, that the bars are wide enough to push pieces of nigger food through. The rule of thumb is, four niggers per square yard of cage. So a fifteen foot by thirty foot nigger cage can accommodate two hundred niggers. You can site a nigger cage anywhere, even on soft ground. Don't worry about your nigger fashioning makeshift shovels out of odd pieces of wood and digging an escape tunnel under the bars of the cage. Niggers never invented the shovel before and they're not about to now. In any case, your nigger is certainly too lazy to attempt escape. As long as the free food holds out, your nigger is living better than it did in Africa, so it will stay put. Buck niggers and hoe niggers can be safely accommodated in the same cage, as bucks never attempt sex with black hoes.
FEEDING YOUR NIGGER.
Your Nigger likes fried chicken, corn bread, and watermelon. You should therefore give it none of these things because its lazy ass almost certainly doesn't deserve it. Instead, feed it on porridge with salt, and creek water. Your nigger will supplement its diet with whatever it finds in the fields, other niggers, etc. Experienced nigger owners sometimes push watermelon slices through the bars of the nigger cage at the end of the day as a treat, but only if all niggers have worked well and nothing has been stolen that day. Mike of the Old Ranch Plantation reports that this last one is a killer, since all niggers steal something almost every single day of their lives. He reports he doesn't have to spend much on free watermelon for his niggers as a result. You should never allow your nigger meal breaks while at work, since if it stops work for more than ten minutes it will need to be retrained. You would be surprised how long it takes to teach a nigger to pick cotton. You really would. Coffee beans? Don't ask. You have no idea.
Do not, under any circumstances, join the GNAA. This is not my opinion, it is information directly taken from the FBI website, further information in the Nero Institute forums.
They are scammers well known by the FBI for brainwashing niggers, fags, and nigger fags into hetrosexual white men. Clearly not how the lord wanted it to be.
Please stop them, help me, kill a GNAA member today. They can be recognized by their filthy white skin color and their unnatural interest in women.
If you do not have any friends, or are not loved enough by your parents, join my pirate crew instead. We travel the seas of the world looking for adventure and young brats for our crew.
If you are interested in joining Captain Goatse's Pirate Crew(CGPC), please drop a MiB in the pacific ocean contaning a form that is similar to this:
Name: _______________ E-Mail: _____________ Penis Size(cm): _____ Date of Birth(ymd): __-__-__
Requirements for joining my crew: * Penis size > 15 cm. * Male. * Any skin color except white. * Homosexual.
Please do not file an application otherwise, we will probably do something to your ass if you do.
Thanks for reading! I will welcome you all aboard with a free of charge blowjob if you join within 14 days.
No way, don't divorce her. Cause her psychological pain by doing stuff you've watched in movies until she takes her life. That way she will get the most suffering in the afterlife, if there is such a thing.
Or, just secretly have affairs with her boyfriend;) HINT: Go to HELLO.JPG for information about this kind of stuff... j/k, there's nothing but entertainment there.
Oh, and BTW, I totally agree with the OPs argument that the number of guns is related to your penis size. I have no guns, and my penis is huge. That is why I don't dare buying anything though...
Does anyone have any information about how many guns per month you can buy in America? I heard that they lowered it by 5 guns or so a while ago. What could it be, 12? That's not very much, how are you going to be able to survive?
CapGo the Priest St:25 Dx:16 Co:16 In:15 Wi:19 Ch:9 Chaotic Home 1 $:5201 HP:95(95) Pw:155(193) AC:-16 Xp:13/41992 T:12943 Stressed
Haha, early/oW, beat that;) My second this week too.
Just some problems, no water walking/levitation... hmm I have a spell x_X n/m then, and no ways of getting to level 14:/ Not a single !oGL in sight, no Wraiths or other stuff either. Grr...
When I die this will get quite a good position in the/dev/null luckily... oh and God hates me, I haven't been able to pray succesfully a single time yet... stupid God *ouch*... sorry.
I am a loving parent of eight children. As I was raising them, I raised them to follow all of the Roman Catholic principles of not worshiping demonspawn, as the commandments say, and I was recieved well, because everyone of my child has their room full of small statues of saints and the saviour.
Now being a modern Catholic, I decided to get a computer, so that my eight children may do well in society. After much negotation to not get a computer which worships Banshees, Voodoo, or scientific practices (Radeon), I managed to pick up a cisco computer with an Nvidia processor.
The computer was well recieved by our children. My third eldest, Robin, who is twelve, really took to the computer. He seemed to be really getting into it, and could surf the internet like it was not anything else.
Then about a week after getting the computer, my youngest, Mare, who is seven, came bursting into the room yelling "Mommy! Daddy! Robin is a hacker." Shocked, I did not know what to think. My own flesh and blood, and evil despicable low life. Naturally I was fearing Satan had came into our house and stolen Robin away. So I decided to monitor my son, Robin, just in case Mare was making up stories again.
After a week of watching my son, and researching the subject using various forums, I had came up with enough evidence to see that, yes, my dear poor son was a notorious hacker. I confronted him with evidence, and he denied it. He said that I was full of a word that I nary repeat here. He then amused by my knowledge, laughed the words of the devil. They were none other than LOL.
Now, unforntuatly, I have had to send my 12 year old son off to a monistary, so that he may see the light of glorious God once again.
I will post signs that your child is a hacker, so that nobody else may lose a loved one close to you.
1. Long time on the Computer
Naturally, a child will spend about ten to twenty minutes on the computer, that is the natural way. If your child spends more than twenty minutes on the computer, there is something wrong. Do not let him tell you he is doing homework. All hackers lie through their teeth. Instead limit them to twenty minutes, using an egg timer above the monitor. This way it can ping while your in another room, so that you do not have to constantly monitor the clock.
The reason that your child may spend more than twenty minutes on the computer is none other than a DOS attack. This is where the child connects to a server, and can view its commandline. A typical DOS attack will take about twelve hours, though once your child gets skilled at it, he can do it in ten seconds.
Now a typical command used in a DOS attack are quite scary.
# ps aux |grep perl > sort >> log.txt
This is a command that will create a log, or people who have been using perl (covered later), so that the child will know what other hackers are on there, so that he might start an MMORPG (also covered later)
2. Telnet
Telnet is a hacker program that allows the child to connect to another computer, for his hacking purposes, without using a phone line. This is why taking away telephone privledges is not appropiate for this purpose. A typical Telnet usage will take about fourteen hours the first time, then about ten seconds 45.2% of the time after that.
Now since hackers use telnet a lot on the same servers, you can log what servers the computer is connecting to on the telnet port, typically 21 or 23, using Nortan System Works. If one of the servers is http://tiberia.homeip.net it is already too late for your child. Once your child starts going there, he will be taught the communist ways, as written in the book "rtfm" an often used cheer by known communists which has no real meaning. He will be taught the communist ways of rtfm, from a wonder in computer AI, which is an unholy creation in the eyes of God, who is named Gizmo, and his modules (a term straight from rtfm) pouya, and Lisa.
It's not that strange that tall people in sales get paid more. A tall person will sell better because people thinks he has a big dick, which makes them jealous. They think they can buy a big dick too, but they do not know that the ePenis is all that matters.
ROFFLES, you can't pray like that, and especially not to all the different gods, they will start fighting and possibly make it worse(I guess they are busy fighting each other though).
Stupid gods... *ouch*... stup... err... never mind.
At least there's another choice... hmm 2 choices: 1) Only go to sites that exist. 2) Distributed Ping, NOW and ALL the TIME! Assuming they are not running an OC-255 connection:/
Yet another boring day, what could the seas have for us today? More than expected, as I will tell onto you, fellow readers.
Well, nothing happened for the most of the day. When suddenly a bottle hit our ship. It was a so called MiB, not Men In Black(what is that?), a Message in Bottle. It read as follows:
"Extremely horny, need rectal insertment now. I am held captive by the gay nigger tribe GNAA. Hurry!"
We were all really bored, no wonder we accepted this silly quest. What we didn't know was that it was a lot more trouble than we wanted. I guess you can't get as many pictures of people ripping their asses open as you want nowadays.
The GNAA are well known for kidnapping young boys and keeping them from sexual pleasure, everyone knew where they were.
As we arrived, a small boat with two hetero-looking gay niggers in approached us. We welcomed them.
"Yarr, wtf r u doing fagz? Avast!1one" "We have come to negotiate, please accept this gay nigger sex slave." "Arrr... he sure looks nice, we will keelhaul the d00d in teh butt11~~~" "Our leader will let our prisoner go if you let him take you from behind." "I accept, yarr."
And so I went to the legendary leader of GNAA, Darl McBride. His cock was really large, he must have used a lot of SCO penile pills. I wasn't actually used to cocks this large, they had to tie me up to prevent my escape. I guess I enjoyed it, I thought of what I would do to the cute boy in the cage afterwards. Mmmmm...
Well, after finishing his job and letting some of his commanders, including CmdrTaco and Bill Gates, I was released along with the boy. We went back to our ship and fired some cannons towards the GNAA base. Another great day at the sea!
So, what did we learn today? If you are being kept by the GNAA, drop a MiB and we will come and kidnap-rape you.
By the way, I was recently told the legend of LoopBack by an old nigger jew, he said something like "http://www.goatse.cx/loopback.jpg", does anyone know if this legend is true?
-Captain Goatse
(OMg Mozilla, Linux and Slashdot all suck right now, BTw)
Slashdot Mirror
Ever been to the GameFAQs anime board ;)? It includes interesting topics such as the following(note that this is the most civilized of the 4 or so different anime boards):
:) I guess I'll post something from there too:
Anime babe girlfriend game. Who's your girlfriend?
Who Cosplay, teh cosplayers of SCWU?
why even buy anime
Jerry Chu chat/giveaway tonight!
What hentai is this?
Naruto subbed chp. 193=released!
Hilarious HK mishap ^_^
Ok, there weren't that many there right now, I guess I'll have to dive deeper, the Social Anime and Manga board, here I come:
FREE BEER AND MUNCHIES!(along with assorted catgirls)
OMG...no...NO! *hyperventilating*... Kill Bill 2 is going to be *whimper* NC-17!
Who would like to join my army?
who wants to see pics of meh?
SUPA CHICKEN FRY RICE LE HO MAH!!! ~social topic~
LMAO!!! LMAO!!!! LMAO!!!!
Hehe, almost as bad as the LUE board
Post and find out how big your wang is...*offensive*
LMAO (OFFENSIVE)(lt)
How do you Make gif files?
I think im talking to LUNAR on msn!!!
Lunarhawak99
The LunarHawk99 resistance topic
I use 40 topics per page.
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LOL, I used this subject before :)~~
Please let me get the FP god!
Just like LoTR2, lol, that movie sucked. I must say that the ending was much better than in the first movie though. The thing that sucked was the beginning, how were you supposed to understand anything at all without watching the first one?
# It's hard to live with none of: lexically scoped local functions; a macro system; and inlined functions.
# I really hate the lack of downward-funargs; anonymous classes are a lame substitute. (I can live without long-lived closures, but I find lack of function pointers a huge pain.)
# The fact that static methods aren't really class methods (they're actually global functions: you can't override them in a subclass) is pretty dumb.
# It's far from obvious how one hints that a method should be inlined, or otherwise go real fast. Does `final' do it? Does `private final' do it? Given that there is no preprocessor to let you do per-function shorthand, and no equivalent of Common Lisp's flet (or even macrolet), one ends up either duplicating code, or allowing the code to be inefficient. Those are both bad choices.
# Two identical byte[] arrays aren't equal and don't hash the same. Maybe this is just a bug, but:
* You can't fix this by subclassing Hashtable.
* You can't fix this by subclassing Array because it's not really an object. What you can do is wrap an Object around an Array and let that implement hashCode and equals by digging around in its contained array, but that adds not-insignificant memory overhead (16 bytes per object, today.)
* Gee, I know, I'll write my own hash table. I've only done that a thousand times.
# I can't seem to manage to iterate the characters in a String without implicitly involving half a dozen method calls per character.
# The other alternative is to convert the String to a byte[] first, and iterate the bytes, at the cost of creating lots of random garbage.
# Generally, I'm dissatisfied with the overhead added by Unicode support in those cases where I'm sure that there are no non-ASCII characters. There ought to be two subclasses of an abstract String class, one that holds Unicode, and one that holds 8-bit quantities. They should offer identical APIs and be indistinguishable, except for the fact that if a string has only 8-bit characters, it takes up half as much memory!
* Of course, String being final eliminates even the option of implementing that.
# Interfaces seem a huge, cheesy copout for avoiding multiple inheritance; they really seem like they were grafted on as an afterthought. Maybe there's a good reason for them being the way they are, but I don't see it; it looks like they were just looking for a way to multiply-inherit methods without allowing call-next-method and without allowing instance variables?
# This ``integers aren't objects'' nonsense really pisses me off. Why did they do that? Is the answer as lame as, ``we wanted the `int' type to be 32 bits instead of 31''? (You only really need one bit of type on the pointer if you don't need small conses, after all.)
The way this bit me is, I've got code that currently takes an array of objects, and operates on them in various opaque ways (all it cares about is equality, they're just cookies.) I was thinking of changing these objects to be shorts instead of objects, for compactness of their containing objects: they'd be indexes into a shared table, instead of pointers to shared objects.
To do this, I would have to rewrite that other code to know that they're shorts instead of objects. Because one can't assign a short to a variable or argument that expects an Object, and consequently, one can't invoke the equal method on a short.
Wrapping them up in Short objects would kind of defeat the purpose: then they'd be bigger than the pointer to the original object rather than smaller.
# And in related news, it's a total pain that one can't iterate over the contents of an array without knowing intimate details about its contents: you have to know whether it's byte[], or int[], or Object[]. I mean, it is not rocket science to have a language that can transparently access both boxed and unboxed storage. It's not as if Java isn't doing all the requisite runtime type checks already! It's as if
Beer/Free to read, but is it GNU/Free?
Oh, and Neo dies.
Damn jews lying about everything to get money and karma...
Damn nazi republicans...
Just download a fansub 2 weeks or so after it's done.
AnimeSuki is what I use for my current anime fansub needs.
Congratulations on your purchase of a brand new nigger! If handled properly, your nigger will give years of valuable, if reluctant, service.
INSTALLING YOUR NIGGER.
You should install your nigger differently according to whether you have purchased the field or house model. Field niggers work best in a serial
configuration, i.e. chained together. Chain your nigger to another nigger immediately on unpacking it, and don't even think about taking that chain off,
ever. Many niggers start singing as soon as you put a chain on them. This habit can usually be thrashed out of them if nipped in the bud. House niggers work
best as standalone units, but should be hobbled or hamstrung to prevent attempts at escape. At this stage, your nigger can also be given a name. Most owners
use the same names over and over, since niggers become confused by too much data. Rufus, Rastus, Remus, Toby, Carslisle, Carlton, Hey-You!-Yes-you!, Yeller,
Blackstar, and Sambo are all effective names for your new buck nigger. If your nigger is a ho, it should be called Latrelle, L'Tanya, or Jemima. Some owners
call their nigger hoes Latrine for a joke. Pearl, Blossom, and Ivory are also righteous names for nigger hoes. These names go straight over your nigger's
head, by the way.
CONFIGURING YOUR NIGGER.
Owing to a design error, your nigger comes equipped with a tongue and vocal chords. Most niggers can master only a few basic human phrases with this
apparatus - "muh dick" being the most popular. However, others make barking, yelping, yapping noises and appear to be in some pain, so you should probably
call a vet and have him remove your nigger's tongue. Once de-tongued your nigger will be a lot happier - at least, you won't hear it complaining anywhere
near as much. Niggers have nothing interesting to say, anyway. Many owners also castrate their niggers for health reasons (yours, mine, and that of women,
not the nigger's). This is strongly recommended, and frankly, it's a mystery why this is not done on the boat
HOUSING YOUR NIGGER.
Your nigger can be accommodated in cages with stout iron bars. Make sure, however, that the bars are wide enough to push pieces of nigger food through. The
rule of thumb is, four niggers per square yard of cage. So a fifteen foot by thirty foot nigger cage can accommodate two hundred niggers. You can site a
nigger cage anywhere, even on soft ground. Don't worry about your nigger fashioning makeshift shovels out of odd pieces of wood and digging an escape tunnel
under the bars of the cage. Niggers never invented the shovel before and they're not about to now. In any case, your nigger is certainly too lazy to attempt
escape. As long as the free food holds out, your nigger is living better than it did in Africa, so it will stay put. Buck niggers and hoe niggers can be
safely accommodated in the same cage, as bucks never attempt sex with black hoes.
FEEDING YOUR NIGGER.
Your Nigger likes fried chicken, corn bread, and watermelon. You should therefore give it none of these things because its lazy ass almost certainly doesn't
deserve it. Instead, feed it on porridge with salt, and creek water. Your nigger will supplement its diet with whatever it finds in the fields, other
niggers, etc. Experienced nigger owners sometimes push watermelon slices through the bars of the nigger cage at the end of the day as a treat, but only if
all niggers have worked well and nothing has been stolen that day. Mike of the Old Ranch Plantation reports that this last one is a killer, since all niggers
steal something almost every single day of their lives. He reports he doesn't have to spend much on free watermelon for his niggers as a result. You should
never allow your nigger meal breaks while at work, since if it stops work for more than ten minutes it will need to be retrained. You would be surprised how
long it takes to teach a nigger to pick cotton. You really would. Coffee beans? Don't ask. You have no idea.
MAKIN
Do not, under any circumstances, join the GNAA. This is not my opinion, it is information directly taken from the FBI website, further information in the Nero Institute forums.
They are scammers well known by the FBI for brainwashing niggers, fags, and nigger fags into hetrosexual white men. Clearly not how the lord wanted it to be.
Please stop them, help me, kill a GNAA member today. They can be recognized by their filthy white skin color and their unnatural interest in women.
If you do not have any friends, or are not loved enough by your parents, join my pirate crew instead. We travel the seas of the world looking for adventure and young brats for our crew.
If you are interested in joining Captain Goatse's Pirate Crew(CGPC), please drop a MiB in the pacific ocean contaning a form that is similar to this:
Name: _______________
E-Mail: _____________
Penis Size(cm): _____
Date of Birth(ymd): __-__-__
Requirements for joining my crew:
* Penis size > 15 cm.
* Male.
* Any skin color except white.
* Homosexual.
Please do not file an application otherwise, we will probably do something to your ass if you do.
Thanks for reading! I will welcome you all aboard with a free of charge blowjob if you join within 14 days.
No way, don't divorce her. Cause her psychological pain by doing stuff you've watched in movies until she takes her life. That way she will get the most suffering in the afterlife, if there is such a thing.
;)
Or, just secretly have affairs with her boyfriend
HINT: Go to HELLO.JPG for information about this kind of stuff... j/k, there's nothing but entertainment there.
Oh, and BTW, I totally agree with the OPs argument that the number of guns is related to your penis size. I have no guns, and my penis is huge.
That is why I don't dare buying anything though...
Does anyone have any information about how many guns per month you can buy in America? I heard that they lowered it by 5 guns or so a while ago.
What could it be, 12? That's not very much, how are you going to be able to survive?
SHUT UP NIGGER FAG, PICS OF OP SHOVING LINUX UP HIS ASS NOW PLZ!
:p
Oh, and sorry for using all the CAPS, I forgot about the rules again
Oh, and SLOW DOWN COWBOY FAGOT JEFFK FANBOY!
...great news CN.
/oW, beat that ;) My second this week too.
:/ Not a single !oGL in sight, no Wraiths or other stuff either. Grr...
/dev/null luckily... oh and God hates me, I haven't been able to pray succesfully a single time yet... stupid God *ouch* ... sorry.
J/K.
Staring at Goatse-sama is more fun.
CapGo the Priest St:25 Dx:16 Co:16 In:15 Wi:19 Ch:9 Chaotic
Home 1 $:5201 HP:95(95) Pw:155(193) AC:-16 Xp:13/41992 T:12943 Stressed
Haha, early
Just some problems, no water walking/levitation... hmm I have a spell x_X n/m then, and no ways of getting to level 14
When I die this will get quite a good position in the
Link
(not goatse, honest!)
Does anyone know of a good RTF reader for linux?
Sniffing volcanic gas is stupid!
Hello out there,
I am a loving parent of eight children. As I was raising them, I raised them to follow all of the Roman Catholic principles of not worshiping demonspawn, as the commandments say, and I was recieved well, because everyone of my child has their room full of small statues of saints and the saviour.
Now being a modern Catholic, I decided to get a computer, so that my eight children may do well in society. After much negotation to not get a computer which worships Banshees, Voodoo, or scientific practices (Radeon), I managed to pick up a cisco computer with an Nvidia processor.
The computer was well recieved by our children. My third eldest, Robin, who is twelve, really took to the computer. He seemed to be really getting into it, and could surf the internet like it was not anything else.
Then about a week after getting the computer, my youngest, Mare, who is seven, came bursting into the room yelling "Mommy! Daddy! Robin is a hacker."
Shocked, I did not know what to think. My own flesh and blood, and evil despicable low life. Naturally I was fearing Satan had came into our house and stolen Robin away. So I decided to monitor my son, Robin, just in case Mare was making up stories again.
After a week of watching my son, and researching the subject using various forums, I had came up with enough evidence to see that, yes, my dear poor son was a notorious hacker. I confronted him with evidence, and he denied it. He said that I was full of a word that I nary repeat here. He then amused by my knowledge, laughed the words of the devil. They were none other than LOL.
Now, unforntuatly, I have had to send my 12 year old son off to a monistary, so that he may see the light of glorious God once again.
I will post signs that your child is a hacker, so that nobody else may lose a loved one close to you.
1. Long time on the Computer
Naturally, a child will spend about ten to twenty minutes on the computer, that is the natural way. If your child spends more than twenty minutes on the computer, there is something wrong. Do not let him tell you he is doing homework. All hackers lie through their teeth. Instead limit them to twenty minutes, using an egg timer above the monitor. This way it can ping while your in another room, so that you do not have to constantly monitor the clock.
The reason that your child may spend more than twenty minutes on the computer is none other than a DOS attack. This is where the child connects to a server, and can view its commandline. A typical DOS attack will take about twelve hours, though once your child gets skilled at it, he can do it in ten seconds.
Now a typical command used in a DOS attack are quite scary.
# ps aux |grep perl > sort >> log.txt
This is a command that will create a log, or people who have been using perl (covered later), so that the child will know what other hackers are on there, so that he might start an MMORPG (also covered later)
2. Telnet
Telnet is a hacker program that allows the child to connect to another computer, for his hacking purposes, without using a phone line. This is why taking away telephone privledges is not appropiate for this purpose. A typical Telnet usage will take about fourteen hours the first time, then about ten seconds 45.2% of the time after that.
Now since hackers use telnet a lot on the same servers, you can log what servers the computer is connecting to on the telnet port, typically 21 or 23, using Nortan System Works. If one of the servers is http://tiberia.homeip.net it is already too late for your child. Once your child starts going there, he will be taught the communist ways, as written in the book "rtfm" an often used cheer by known communists which has no real meaning. He will be taught the communist ways of rtfm, from a wonder in computer AI, which is an unholy creation in the eyes of God, who is named Gizmo, and his modules (a term straight from rtfm) pouya, and Lisa.
The only way after
Does Cygwin run in Goatse(warning, non-nude Goatse ripoff)'s ass?
No I didn't think so, stupid question, NEXT!
It's not that strange that tall people in sales get paid more. A tall person will sell better because people thinks he has a big dick, which makes them jealous. They think they can buy a big dick too, but they do not know that the ePenis is all that matters.
BTW, penile pills > all.
Why would anyone want a PDA? Microsoft is gay BTW because Bill Gates is having buttsex with Darl McBride.
Fact #1: Anything from Microsoft sucks.
Fact #2: GNU/Linux and compatible software rocks.
Sendmail.
+5 Funny kthxbai
ROFFLES, you can't pray like that, and especially not to all the different gods, they will start fighting and possibly make it worse(I guess they are busy fighting each other though).
Stupid gods... *ouch*... stup... err... never mind.
It's .net(or was it .org) too...
.org :)
:/
I hope it was not
At least there's another choice... hmm 2 choices:
1)
Only go to sites that exist.
2)
Distributed Ping, NOW and ALL the TIME!
Assuming they are not running an OC-255 connection
Captain's Log
Seadate 2.4.23-pre7
Yet another boring day, what could the seas have for us today? More than expected, as I will tell onto you, fellow readers.
Well, nothing happened for the most of the day. When suddenly a bottle hit our ship. It was a so called MiB, not Men In Black(what is that?), a Message in Bottle. It read as follows:
"Extremely horny, need rectal insertment now. I am held captive by the gay nigger tribe GNAA. Hurry!"
We were all really bored, no wonder we accepted this silly quest. What we didn't know was that it was a lot more trouble than we wanted. I guess you can't get as many pictures of people ripping their asses open as you want nowadays.
The GNAA are well known for kidnapping young boys and keeping them from sexual pleasure, everyone knew where they were.
As we arrived, a small boat with two hetero-looking gay niggers in approached us. We welcomed them.
"Yarr, wtf r u doing fagz? Avast!1one"
"We have come to negotiate, please accept this gay nigger sex slave."
"Arrr... he sure looks nice, we will keelhaul the d00d in teh butt11~~~"
"Our leader will let our prisoner go if you let him take you from behind."
"I accept, yarr."
And so I went to the legendary leader of GNAA, Darl McBride. His cock was really large, he must have used a lot of SCO penile pills. I wasn't actually used to cocks this large, they had to tie me up to prevent my escape. I guess I enjoyed it, I thought of what I would do to the cute boy in the cage afterwards. Mmmmm...
Well, after finishing his job and letting some of his commanders, including CmdrTaco and Bill Gates, I was released along with the boy. We went back to our ship and fired some cannons towards the GNAA base. Another great day at the sea!
So, what did we learn today? If you are being kept by the GNAA, drop a MiB and we will come and kidnap-rape you.
By the way, I was recently told the legend of LoopBack by an old nigger jew, he said something like "http://www.goatse.cx/loopback.jpg", does anyone know if this legend is true?
-Captain Goatse
(OMg Mozilla, Linux and Slashdot all suck right now, BTw)
If they do not renew their licenses, what are they going to use instead? GNU/Linux?
Good luck trying to replace SCO/Unix with GNU/Linux in all of the world without any problems.
I can already see the headlines: "IBM controlled by hackers."