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  1. Re:Pass by reference on Null References, the Billion Dollar Mistake · · Score: 1

    Although the former is actually really just passing a pointer too...

    No, it's not.

    A reference is an alias, not a pointer.

  2. Re:Hmm.. on The Formula That Killed Wall Street · · Score: 1

    Well, at least plumbers have a skill. I chose delivery man becuase it's unskilled labour.

  3. Hmm.. on The Formula That Killed Wall Street · · Score: 2


    1.) Encourage Joe the delivery man to re-mortgage up to %125 of his property value
    2.) Transfer the mortgage to the in-house hedge fund.
    3.) Encourgae Joe the delivery man to use his funds (from the re-mortgage) to purchase shares in the hedge fund
    4.) ???
    5.) Profit



    Sorry, I'm new to this meme.

  4. I'm pretty sure this merely a case of on Science Unlocks The Mystery Of Belly Button Lint · · Score: 1

    Omphaloskepsis

    Hands up, how many people guess at the existence of such a word ?

  5. Re:Two thoughts for major shareholders of Yahoo on Yahoo Spent $79 Million To Fend Off Microsoft · · Score: 1

    Yeah, I'm lost too. I thought perhaps it was a reference to a T.V. show.

  6. Re:disagree on that on Facebook Nearly Added Twitter To Friends List · · Score: 1

    Please review the economic/finance definition for intrinsic value

  7. Re:Funny story - Power on Best Solution For HA and Network Load Balancing? · · Score: 1

    Where are most of the city of London's finance houses DR sites ?

    They're all in the same building, just outside the city of London !

  8. Re:Hmm.. on Facebook Nearly Added Twitter To Friends List · · Score: 1, Troll

    There's no intrinsic value in any website with millions of daily visitors.

    There, fixed that for you too

  9. Hmm.. on Facebook Nearly Added Twitter To Friends List · · Score: 5, Insightful

    ...Twitter would receive the payment in Facebook stock rather than cash -- which is a common solution in large takeovers where there simply isn't any intrinsic value in either company

    There, fixed that for you

  10. Two thoughts for major shareholders of Yahoo on Yahoo Spent $79 Million To Fend Off Microsoft · · Score: 3, Insightful

    1.) Immediately investigate Jerry Yang's connection with the "advisors".
    2.) Ensure that the current CEO understands that any future "advisment" of this nature will come out of her pension.

    That's $215K per day for a whole year !

    Do you expect me to believe that the 100 top flight lawyers and accountants were working every day of the year on this ? Or did they just hire Accenture ?

  11. One more thing. on Best Solution For HA and Network Load Balancing? · · Score: 4, Insightful

    There is no way to be fully redundant unless you have independent power sources, which usually requires your backup systems to be geographically separated. In my experience, loss of power is the single most common reason for a system failure in a well designed system (after human error that is).

  12. Re:WTF? on The Hard Upgrade Path From XP To Vista To Win 7 · · Score: 1

    My point is that the EULA for the beta was little different from the eula for previous release products. The fact that the eula denies permissions to perform comparative tests is therefore inadmissable as a reason that the comparative tests results are somehow invalid. If the eula restrictions magically invalidate test results, no comparitive tests would ever be valid even on release products.

  13. CER and other TLAs have nothing to do with ... on Why Doctors Hate Science · · Score: 1

    ...the real problem. Doctors won't use the best course of treatment as long as they are encouraged by big pharma and HMOs to do otherwise

  14. Re:Spin on UK Government Boosts Open Source Adoption · · Score: 1

    Because nobody wants to watch you shit, Shoot up, or go down on George Michael

  15. Re:Spin on UK Government Boosts Open Source Adoption · · Score: 2, Informative

    Addendum:

    I'm sorry, I don't have the figures, but I'd rather live in a country where the police are rarely seen, and when they are they act with (relative) prudence, instead of like drunken cowboys.

    I'd also prefer to live in a country where they don't incarcerate 1/8 of all black males under the age of 30, or detain people without charge indefinitely.

    Those topics are far more important to me than some cameras placed in public places.

  16. Re:Spin on UK Government Boosts Open Source Adoption · · Score: 1

    Repeat after me...

    There is no right to privacy in a public place.

  17. Yes please... on Transparency Advocate Campaigns To Lead GPO · · Score: 4, Insightful

    ...I'm tired of having to search in hundreds of different locations for little scraps of information that should be freely available from one portal.

  18. Re:WTF? on The Hard Upgrade Path From XP To Vista To Win 7 · · Score: 1

    Like it or not, Windows 7 had a EULA with which you specifically agreed not to do this upon downloading and installing it.

    No different than previous versions of MS products which tried to outlaw benchmarking. These were final release products too, you know.

  19. Re:Windows 2000 anyone? on The Hard Upgrade Path From XP To Vista To Win 7 · · Score: 1

    Windows 2000 doesn't handle graphics intensive applications at all well compared to Windows XP.

    Besides, if you're a large corporation, there are compelling reasons to be running a supported product.

  20. Re:Nice web-based email services... on Outage Knocks Gmail Offline For Many Users · · Score: 1

    let me be the first to say.........woosh !

    Sense of humor failure ?

  21. There's two stories here. on How To Rack Up $28,000 In Roaming Without Leaving the US · · Score: 3, Interesting

    1.) Why is this guy paying ANYTHING?

    2.) How could a few hours of international data service cost that much ?

  22. Re:A Hard Lesson Learned on Supreme Court Sides With Rambus Over FTC · · Score: 1

    Nobody 'forced' the lenders to make bad loans, they only needed the least little bit of encouragement to do so. It was not coersion, it may well have been entrapment though.

    Don't get me wrong, the greedy bastards should have acted more professionally, (and certainly should have received bailout money for their supid business practices) but there is a case to be made for entrapment as a defense for criminal negligence.

  23. Re:Bourne Shell on BASH 4.0 Released · · Score: 1

    Only weenie heads use anything other than BASH; just ask Melvin !

  24. Re:I suppose law enforcement has to do something.. on European Crackdown On Skype "Loophole" · · Score: 1

    All in favour of their new strategy of luring hardened criminals to the local golf course for a few rounds ? Oh perhaps a ski weekend in Morzine ? That would be "doing something" too, but I think they'd have a bit more opposition to those plans (even if they might be more effective)

  25. Actually, some of the comments... on A Real Bill Gates Rant · · Score: 1

    ... on the linked site are pretty funny. I particularly liked

    ...A positive note for the US: China and Russia are even more hobbled by Microsoft-created productivity losses. I'd suspect a CIA plot if they weren't as screwed up as Microsoft.