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  1. Re:side effect on First 'Malaria-Proof' Mosquito Created · · Score: 2

    At 1000 times their maximum size of 16 mm that would make them monsters 16 meters long. Even at one sixteenth that size it would still qualify as a monster insect.

  2. Re:side effect on First 'Malaria-Proof' Mosquito Created · · Score: 4, Funny

    As long as it doesn't create NINJA PIRATE mosquitos, we're safe.

  3. Re:Yes, of course on Why 'Gaming' Chips Are Moving Into the Server Room · · Score: 5, Funny

    Portal 2? It's something for our Web server. It adds more portals to access the internet.

  4. Of course not! on Why 'Gaming' Chips Are Moving Into the Server Room · · Score: 2, Informative

    It's not something that can be accomplished with a few libraries and lines of code.

    It doesn't take a few libraries and lines of code... It takes a SHITLOAD of libraries and lines of code! - Lone Starr

  5. Re:What happened... on OpenSUSE 11.3 Is Here · · Score: 3, Funny

    What is this "Linux" thing? Is that a new Apple or Microsoft product?

  6. Re:This can't end well... on Tokyo Rail Billboards Scan Viewer's Age, Gender · · Score: 3, Informative

    They could also do timed advertising as well. Some supermarkets play different kinds of musics depending on the day of the week and the hour.

  7. Re:Crossdressers/transgendered? on Tokyo Rail Billboards Scan Viewer's Age, Gender · · Score: 3, Funny

    Since the system is being developed in Japan, we know that crossdressing guys will be identified as evil because of the Square-Enix rules.

  8. Re:Things I would like to do with Milo on Microsoft Shows Off 'Milo' Virtual Human · · Score: 1

    Don't worry, scrote. There are plenty of 'tards out there living really kick-ass lives. My first wife was 'tarded. She's a pilot now.

  9. Time to mass-produce these, I guess on Tokyo Rail Billboards Scan Viewer's Age, Gender · · Score: 1
  10. Re:hmmm on Tokyo Rail Billboards Scan Viewer's Age, Gender · · Score: 2, Funny

    This is Japan we're talking about. Have the system identify all males as tentacle monsters.

  11. Re:No. on DRM vs. Unfinished Games · · Score: 1

    And that's why I won't be able to play SC2 for a very long time. I'm not interested in the campaigns for Terran or Zerg, so I'll have to wait who knows how many months before I can purchase the Protoss campaigns version, which is supposed to come out last.

    Unless I misunderstood their whole idea, in which case their marketing department hasn't done their job properly.

  12. Re:FIRST on Google Tests Multiple Account Login · · Score: 1

    GEORGE: Ah you have no idea of the magnitude of this thing. If she is allowed to infiltrate this world, then George Costanza as you know him, Ceases to Exist! You see, right now, I have Relationship George, but there is also Independent George. That's the George you know, the George you grew up with -- Movie George, Coffee shop George, Liar George, Bawdy George.

    JERRY: I, I love that George.

    GEORGE: Me Too! And he's Dying Jerry! If Relationship George walks through this door, he will Kill Independent George! A George, divided against itself, Cannot Stand!

  13. P-p-p-powerbook on Nigerian Scammer Gets the Laptop He Deserves · · Score: 4, Interesting

    It's not enough that Hollywood keeps remaking their old movies, even the internet is doing the same. This is a remake of the old P-p-p-powerbook story.

  14. failes ? on Droid X Self-Destructs If You Try To Mod · · Score: 1

    Seriously, CmdrTaco, use an operating system and/or a browser with a spell-checker.

  15. Re:Rights Holder on UK Royalty Group Wants ISPs To Pay For Pirating Customers · · Score: 1

    I have no desire to be near a donkey

    Chef Ramsay is that you?

  16. Re:Things I would like to do with Milo on Microsoft Shows Off 'Milo' Virtual Human · · Score: 1

    "I see that you are playing paddle ball. Can I play with you?"

  17. Re:Me fail logic? That's purple! on The Chicken May Have Come Before the Egg · · Score: 4, Funny

    The bit. This is all a simulation.

  18. Re:What would happen... if... on Microsoft Shows Off 'Milo' Virtual Human · · Score: 1

    Dude, that's not cool. I was drinking a huge glass of iced tea.

    You owe me a new keyboard.

  19. Re:Dreamcast on Microsoft Shows Off 'Milo' Virtual Human · · Score: 1

    I think that seaman will stick to you.

    FTFY

  20. Re:Each one unique? don't believe the hype on Microsoft Shows Off 'Milo' Virtual Human · · Score: 2, Funny

    Just plug in a couple gamepads and grab your actual friends.

    I tried to do that but then she slapped me. I must now stay at least 15 metres away from her at all times.

  21. Re:Frightening on Microsoft Shows Off 'Milo' Virtual Human · · Score: 1

    He drifts in and out.

  22. Re:lol.... BT is worthless... on Don't Stop File-Sharing, Says Former Pink Floyd Manager · · Score: 1

    I thought BlueTooth was quite popular with cellphone users, but I guess I was wrong.

  23. Re:I have to say on Open Source Hardware Definition Hits 0.3 · · Score: 1

    What about things like the RepRap? The design is open but companies can still make profits (selling some pre-made parts, complete kits and even ready-to-run printers).

  24. Re:But I do think that we can all agree that on Mozilla's New JavaScript Engine Coming September 1 · · Score: 1

    If they call it Firefox 1080 then I won't be able to use it. My monitor is only 1280x1024.

  25. Re:Competition on Mozilla's New JavaScript Engine Coming September 1 · · Score: 1

    Wow, first time I ever see that:

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    You've actually managed to slashdot YouTube with your link!