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  1. Re:Robert Heinlein on New Study Suggests Wind Farms Can Cause Climate Change · · Score: 2

    "There is no such thing as a free lunch"

    Sure there is. You just have to get to the fridge at 11:55.

  2. Re:I've never understood... on New Study Suggests Wind Farms Can Cause Climate Change · · Score: 1

    Here's a summary of your post:

    Imagine a beowulf cluster of butterfly effect!

  3. Re:Drink holder on Why Apple's Next Revolution Should Be In Your Car · · Score: 4, Funny

    Cup holder? Dude, that's the CD tray!

  4. Re:Flying magnets on DARPA Aims To Reuse Space Junk · · Score: 1
  5. Re:Saying it does not make you cool. on Bionic Eye Patient Tests Planned For 2013 · · Score: 2

    If one electrode equals one pixel of vision on a grid, 1600 electrodes would only mean a vision of 40x40 pixels.

  6. Re:Has Google made any profit out of this? on Trimble To Acquire Google SketchUp · · Score: 2

    I don't see why anyone would have anything against MBAs. They're thin, lightweight and have a dual-core Intel Core i5!

  7. Re:Harsh? on Mozilla Considers H264 After WebM Fails To Gain Traction · · Score: 1

    There's no such thing as "MPEG3". It's MPEG audio Layer 3.

  8. Re:Fill me in on Cybercriminals Exploit Björk's Biophilia App To Compromise Androids · · Score: 4, Funny

    The correct spelling is "Björk" and you can only pronounce it correctly when you have hiccups.

  9. Re:Huge quarters on Tim Cook Prefers Settling To Suing and Has a Huge Quarter · · Score: 2

    According to Wikipedia:

    "There are three freely convertible currencies in the world, but none of them count. The American Dollar has recently collapsed, the Renminbi is only exchangeable for other Renminbi, and the Apple Quarter has its own very special problems. It exchange rate of five Apple Nickels to one Apple Quarter is simple enough, but since an Apple Quarter is worth $100 billions, no one has ever collected enough to own one Apple Quarter. Canadian Tire bills are not negotiable currency, because banks refuse to deal with monopoly money. From this basic premise it is very simple to prove that the banks are also the product of a deranged imagination."

  10. Re:Bitcoin why? on Bitcoin Mining Startup Gets $500k In Venture Capital · · Score: 1

    ... the processing time is averaging under 10 seconds which is pretty impressive considering there's no company, government or other centralized organization involved in the transfer.

    I think you just explained the reason for the speed.

  11. Re:Nothing is 100% secure. on Backdoor In RuggedOS Systems: Infrastructure, Military Systems Vulnerable · · Score: 1

    I actually did have a co-worker get a job in Bermuda and to this day I am unable to determine if he is alive or dead.

    Oh, he's not alive. He's not dead either. He went for a boat ride and he's just.... gone.

  12. Re:Now they've done it on Quantum Experiment Shows Effect Before Cause · · Score: 5, Funny

    The argument goes like this:
    `I refuse to prove that I exist,' says God, `for proof denies faith, and without faith I am nothing.'
    `But,' says Man, `The Babel fish is a dead giveaway, isn't it? It could not have evolved by chance. It proves you exist, and so therefore, by your own arguments, you don't. QED.'
    `Oh dear,' says God, `I hadn't thought of that,' and promptly disappears in a puff of logic.
    `Oh, that was easy,' says Man, and for an encore goes on to prove that black is white and gets himself killed on the next zebra crossing.

  13. Re:Well I guess I'll just have to... on Firefox 12 Released — Introduces Silent, Chrome-like Updater · · Score: 1

    At the current rate, it means your add-ons will stop working around 2022.

  14. Re:Anybody pine for that golden age on Samsung TVs Can Be Hacked Into Endless Restart Loop · · Score: 1

    The parent was asking for a "monitor" instead of a TV and said he never used TV features such as tuners and speakers.

    I was pointing out that there is monitors with HDMI inputs, which means they can be used by non-computers devices.

  15. Re:Anybody pine for that golden age on Samsung TVs Can Be Hacked Into Endless Restart Loop · · Score: 1

    They're not in the 40-60 inches range, but most decent computer monitors now have at least one HDMI input.

  16. Prior Art? on Patent Suit Targets Every Touch-based Apple Product · · Score: 1, Informative

    Apple Newton, 1993.

    Doesn't it count as prior art? Not to mention all the other touch devices that had been available before the Newton.

  17. Re:Further Alignment on Facebook Purchases 650 AOL Patents From Microsoft · · Score: 1

    See where this is going?

    If you keep clicking on links, sooner or later you'll end up on an adult website?

  18. Re:W00t on Facebook Purchases 650 AOL Patents From Microsoft · · Score: 2

    Nobody expect the Roman inquisition!

  19. Re:no shit on Newspapers Pollute Less On E-Readers and Tablets · · Score: 0

    What if you only eat fast-food for a month? Would you produce more air pollution in that case?

    That's an idea for Morgan Spurlock! SuperGas me!

  20. Re:Crap Video on Electronic Glitch Artwork Made by 'Weirdos Within the Weirdos' (Video) · · Score: 0
  21. Re:truer words on All Hands Active in Ann Arbor is a Makerspace for All Ages (Video) · · Score: 1

    How else are we supposed to breed a new generation of supervillains?

  22. Re:thunderbolt = only a x8 + x4 pci-e 3.0 slots on Intel Launches Z77 Motherboards, Preparing For Ivy Bridge · · Score: 1

    Touché!

  23. Re:What we all want! on Google Glasses Announced · · Score: 1
  24. Danger! on Google Glasses Announced · · Score: 5, Insightful

    If you think people with cellphones are dangerous, wait until they start wearing these while driving.

  25. Re:Oblig on Google Glasses Announced · · Score: 4, Funny

    If you modify the phase variance, invert the polarity and transfer 10% of the dilithium matrix into your processing center, you might just hear a faint wooosh.

    That is, if you're not in the holodeck. But how would you know?