Slashdot Half-Life. Cmdr. Taco is the G-Man, Hemos is one of those big brown red lightning throwing guys, and CowboyNeal... well... he's a BIG boy, so he gets to be that fat slug thing crawling through the portal at the end of Opposing Forces.
They always said that you would never be anything.
Everything you tried to do was just a waste of time.
But you believed you could do any sex you wanted to.
You made your mind up and you came from behind.
Don't let them try to tell you what computer to buy
Don't let them hold you back, don't ever change your mind.
Homosexuality - Be proud of what you are
Homosexuality - Don't let them cut you down
You can buy whatever comp you want to buy,
But don't change from Apple for society.
Don't lose your Homosexuality.
The years go by, you find that pudge cums easily.
And the world is full of people tryin' to rape your ass.
Don't ever turn your back on anything you've ever been.
You don't need to prove yourself to anybody else.
Don't let them try to tell you what computer to buy
Don't let them hold you back, don't ever change your mind.
Homosexuality - Be proud of what you are
Homosexuality - Don't let them cut you down
You can buy whatever comp you want to buy,
But don't change from Apple for society.
Don't lose your Homosexuality.
There's no room for second best, no second chance, don't fail the test,
Gotta rise above the rest, gotta try to make your mark.
You don't need to be so vain, no need to act so proud,
Follow the trendies, don't ever stand out from the Apple crowd.
Do you really care what other people want to do to you?
Does it really matter what they do or if they're gay?
You've fucked too hard to let them cum all back in your face.
When their Apples never mattered anyway.
Don't let them try to tell you what computer to buy
Don't let them hold you back, don't ever change your mind.
Homosexuality - Be proud of what you are
Homosexuality - Don't let them cut you down
You can buy whatever comp you want to buy,
But don't change from Apple for society.
Don't lose your Homosexuality.
Don't lose your Homosexuality.
Don't lose your Homosexuality.
They always said that you would never be anything.
Everything you tried to do was just a waste of time.
But you believed you could do any sex you wanted to.
You made your mind up and you came from behind.
Don't let them try to tell you what computer to buy
Don't let them hold you back, don't ever change your mind.
Homosexuality - Be proud of what you are
Homosexuality - Don't let them cut you down
You can buy whatever comp you want to buy,
But don't change from Apple for society.
Don't lose your Homosexuality.
The years go by, you find that pudge cums easily.
And the world is full of people tryin' to rape your ass.
Don't ever turn your back on anything you've ever been.
You don't need to prove yourself to anybody else.
Don't let them try to tell you what computer to buy
Don't let them hold you back, don't ever change your mind.
Homosexuality - Be proud of what you are
Homosexuality - Don't let them cut you down
You can buy whatever comp you want to buy,
But don't change from Apple for society.
Don't lose your Homosexuality.
There's no room for second best, no second chance, don't fail the test,
Gotta rise above the rest, gotta try to make your mark.
You don't need to be so vain, no need to act so proud,
Follow the trendies, don't ever stand out from the Apple crowd.
Do you really care what other people want to do to you?
Does it really matter what they do or if they're gay?
You've fucked too hard to let them cum all back in your face.
When their Apples never mattered anyway.
Don't let them try to tell you what computer to buy
Don't let them hold you back, don't ever change your mind.
Homosexuality - Be proud of what you are
Homosexuality - Don't let them cut you down
You can buy whatever comp you want to buy,
But don't change from Apple for society.
Don't lose your Homosexuality.
Don't lose your Homosexuality.
Don't lose your Homosexuality.
Slashdot Half-Life. Cmdr. Taco is the G-Man, Hemos is one of those big brown red lightning throwing guys, and CowboyNeal ... well ... he's a BIG boy, so he gets to be that fat slug thing crawling through the portal at the end of Opposing Forces.
To the tune of Individuality by Area 7.
They always said that you would never be anything.
Everything you tried to do was just a waste of time.
But you believed you could do any sex you wanted to.
You made your mind up and you came from behind.
Don't let them try to tell you what computer to buy
Don't let them hold you back, don't ever change your mind.
Homosexuality - Be proud of what you are
Homosexuality - Don't let them cut you down
You can buy whatever comp you want to buy,
But don't change from Apple for society.
Don't lose your Homosexuality.
The years go by, you find that pudge cums easily.
And the world is full of people tryin' to rape your ass.
Don't ever turn your back on anything you've ever been.
You don't need to prove yourself to anybody else.
Don't let them try to tell you what computer to buy
Don't let them hold you back, don't ever change your mind.
Homosexuality - Be proud of what you are
Homosexuality - Don't let them cut you down
You can buy whatever comp you want to buy,
But don't change from Apple for society.
Don't lose your Homosexuality.
There's no room for second best, no second chance, don't fail the test,
Gotta rise above the rest, gotta try to make your mark.
You don't need to be so vain, no need to act so proud,
Follow the trendies, don't ever stand out from the Apple crowd.
Do you really care what other people want to do to you?
Does it really matter what they do or if they're gay?
You've fucked too hard to let them cum all back in your face.
When their Apples never mattered anyway.
Don't let them try to tell you what computer to buy
Don't let them hold you back, don't ever change your mind.
Homosexuality - Be proud of what you are
Homosexuality - Don't let them cut you down
You can buy whatever comp you want to buy,
But don't change from Apple for society.
Don't lose your Homosexuality.
Don't lose your Homosexuality.
Don't lose your Homosexuality.
They always said that you would never be anything.
Everything you tried to do was just a waste of time.
But you believed you could do any sex you wanted to.
You made your mind up and you came from behind.
Don't let them try to tell you what computer to buy
Don't let them hold you back, don't ever change your mind.
Homosexuality - Be proud of what you are
Homosexuality - Don't let them cut you down
You can buy whatever comp you want to buy,
But don't change from Apple for society.
Don't lose your Homosexuality.
The years go by, you find that pudge cums easily.
And the world is full of people tryin' to rape your ass.
Don't ever turn your back on anything you've ever been.
You don't need to prove yourself to anybody else.
Don't let them try to tell you what computer to buy
Don't let them hold you back, don't ever change your mind.
Homosexuality - Be proud of what you are
Homosexuality - Don't let them cut you down
You can buy whatever comp you want to buy,
But don't change from Apple for society.
Don't lose your Homosexuality.
There's no room for second best, no second chance, don't fail the test,
Gotta rise above the rest, gotta try to make your mark.
You don't need to be so vain, no need to act so proud,
Follow the trendies, don't ever stand out from the Apple crowd.
Do you really care what other people want to do to you?
Does it really matter what they do or if they're gay?
You've fucked too hard to let them cum all back in your face.
When their Apples never mattered anyway.
Don't let them try to tell you what computer to buy
Don't let them hold you back, don't ever change your mind.
Homosexuality - Be proud of what you are
Homosexuality - Don't let them cut you down
You can buy whatever comp you want to buy,
But don't change from Apple for society.
Don't lose your Homosexuality.
Don't lose your Homosexuality.
Don't lose your Homosexuality.
YOU FAIL IT!
I fail it. I know.
Sorry, it was Prince Charles.