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Will TiVo Destroy Ad-Supported TV?

windowpain writes "According to a column in Television Week, the increasing popularity of digital video recorders will actually cause a decline in ad revenues in the next few years. 'The rollout of DVR-type technology ... will reach critical mass with 11 percent penetration of U.S. television households by 2005 and 15 percent by 2006...As a result, five-year earnings growth for TV station groups could fall from as much as 10 percent to as low as 4 percent.' Why? DVR users skip at least two-thirds of commercials and the 'collective impact represents a threat to revenue and cash flow growth that cannot be offset ... Fifteen percent DVR penetration implies that 9.1 percent of all ads would not be watched and that advertisers would be overpaying by 9.1 percent, or $6.6 billion as calculated from projected 2006 total ad revenues of $72 billion.' And another business model goes down in flames."

943 comments

  1. Nope by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Insightful

    There are other ways to advertise on TV besides commerical breaks, advertisers will just have to adapt.

    1. Re:Nope by Dunkelzahn · · Score: 2, Informative

      They do already. Jerry Seinfeld drinking a Coca Cola and placing it in front of the camera in full view, Frasier Crane driving a Mercedes or BMW, you see name brands on all the major network TV shows.

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    2. Re:Nope by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Probably won't work with the current TV model. A majority (most?) shows are made by outside producers and sold to the channel.

      Also, significant revenue comes from reselling (to other channels and other countries) or repeating shows.

      A show with an embedded ad is far less attractive to a buyer, as their employer won't make any money from that ad - the producer did.

    3. Re:Nope by leviramsey · · Score: 4, Insightful

      And you'll see more of a movement to sports programming where two things come into play:

      • The proportion of viewership watching on a time-skipping basis is likely less (especially when communal viewing (e.g. bars) is taken into account, though current audience measurements do a piss-poor job of that)
      • It's trivial to integrate the advertising into the content (beyond event-produced ads like boards on sidelines and sponsorship patches on clothing); CBS, for instance, was periodically digitally painting AOL 9.0 ads on the field during the Florida/Florida State game Saturday.
    4. Re:Nope by leviramsey · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Then you turn the current model on its head. The producer tracks down the advertisers who pay the producer. The producer then pays NBC to put the show on.

    5. Re:Nope by weave · · Score: 1

      Like banner ads, unfortunately. Expect more of those annoying graphics flying around the bottom of the screen during your shows. You know, like how it's limited currently to advertising other shows in the first minute after a commercial break.

    6. Re:Nope by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

      Absolultely, there are other ways to advertise. Product placement being one of them. Anyways, if folk are fast forwarding through commercials, couldn't advertisers just record an ad in slow motion.. Then when the viewer zooms through it, they'll be watching it as intended anyway.

    7. Re:Nope by walt-sjc · · Score: 4, Insightful

      That works great for brand-name recognition, but it's going to be a little harder for other types of advertising where new products or companies are trying to convince you to buy their products or services. The "why should I buy" part.

      That said, I already pay for NFL Sunday Ticket. The cost for a whole season is less than a pair of tickets, parking, overpriced food, beer, etc. for one game. I don't mind paying for something I enjoy. (Of course, going to a game is fun too, which is why I have season tickets as well...)

      On the flip side, there is not much on regular television (or even most pay stations) that's worth watching anymore. There are only about one or two movies worth watching on HBO a month for example. Netflix is a much better value.

      Regular television? Bah. Nothing there but mindless garbage like "Buffy" and "Friends."

    8. Re:Nope by aug24 · · Score: 4, Insightful
      Too right. I use a TiVo and I haven't taking in any advertising for over a year. I assume that we will move more towards one of
      • pay-to-view programmes
      • pay-to-view channels
      • blip-verts
      • embedded advertising.
      Only blip-verts could be more annoying than a traditional ad break.

      Justin.

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    9. Re:Nope by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

      Uh, don't give them any ideas.

      Soon we'll be seeing pop-ups during the show. You know, banners across the top/bottom, or even VH1-style pop-ups right on top of the show. Or maybe a permanent CNN-style shrunken main view with commercials on the side.

      Screw that.

    10. Re:Nope by u-238 · · Score: 1, Interesting

      so have them wholding a soft drink in their hands with a classic 'blue screen' that can be replaced with whatever advertisers on different networks want

    11. Re:Nope by u-238 · · Score: 0

      within 1 hour of a major network integrating this into one of their shows, there will be a tivo/replaytv/etc hack out to cover the banner with a pleasent black bar

    12. Re:Nope by cioxx · · Score: 3, Funny

      Somehow I can't envision how they could manage to place products in sitcoms and miniseries which take place during WWII, 70's, or any other period than present time. But given the desperation of the industry to generate further revenue, integrity of shows would be ruined for the sake of selling crap to viewers.

      Here are some things you should expect from rampant product placement:

      (CBS) Moses Miniseries - Moses comes down the mountain holding a PocketPC 2003 PDA with 10 Commandments, then uses OnStar GPS navigation system to get directions out of the desert.
      (NBC) Hitler Movie - During his final hours in the bunker, Hitler takes 2 50mg Zoloft tablets to make him feel better and deal with depression.
      (ABC) That 70's Show - The gang logs on the internet via AOL 9.0 to find a good deal on mortgage through Ditech.com
      (FOX) Civil War Special - Lincoln delivers Gettisburg Address in GAP jeans.

      As you can see, it's not a catch-all solution. Of course, this could potentially limit programs not concurrent to our time or boost the number of futuristic sci-fi shows. Either way, product placement isn't the answer to everything.

      Current model of advertising just isn't efficient enough, and horribly outdated on top of that. There is no godly reason, why I, a single 20-something male, should endure barrage of commercials dealing with vaginal hygiene products or senior life insurance plans. The TV advertising is reminiscent of e-mail Spam. Throw enough crap out there and something will stick with the target demographic which is likely to consider purchasing those products.

    13. Re:Nope by KDan · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Maybe advertisers will be forced to think up *gasp horror* interesting adverts that people will actually want to watch! What a concept... Brainwashing could maybe not be as easy to achieve anymore??...

      Daniel

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    14. Re:Nope by CAIMLAS · · Score: 1

      IIRC, Bladerunner had a very large Coke advertisement on one of the buildings within the film. So it is still possible.

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    15. Re:Nope by yeschat · · Score: 1

      Actually, "Buffy" doesnt air new episodes on regular television anymore...

    16. Re:Nope by tius · · Score: 2, Informative

      And that research actually missed some other elements. For instance, the refresh rate of a TV is actually at a Beta frequency. It is also well known to researchers that the brain will tend to synchronize with any stimuli at a given frequency. So, perhaps TV induces more of the subconscious, but highly attentive state than just the subconscious state. ...so, would this mean that the cynics are actually consciously aware of the cruft being bombarded at them from the TV?

    17. Re:Nope by Blue+Eagle+26 · · Score: 0

      Jesus christ! They could never use blip-verts in America! They make fat people explode, remember? And in America that would be 60% percent of the country going boom in one fell swing!

    18. Re:Nope by phillymjs · · Score: 1, Flamebait

      There are other ways to advertise on TV besides commerical breaks, advertisers will just have to adapt.

      Yeah, they could adapt just like the RIAA adapted... by buying laws to make whatever threatens their ancient business model illegal.

      Broadcasters and advertisers: You bastards can take my TiVo when you pry the remote from my cold, dead fingers!

      ~Philly

    19. Re:Nope by iantri · · Score: 4, Funny
    20. Re:Nope by Gojira+Shipi-Taro · · Score: 4, Interesting

      Besides,

      Viewers evidentally skip at least 2/3 of commercials anyhow. The Tivo (or ReplayTV) statistics simply make people more aware of that fact.

      I know that before I got my ReplayTV, I didn't sit in rapt attention during every commercial break.

      Even WITH the Replay, I see enough of a given commercial to know if it applies to something I'm interested in buying, ir is in any way entertaining. I tend to watch a commercial if its of use to me.

      Maxi-pad commercials and FTD Florist shilling, I skip.

      I did it before Replay, I'll continue to do it.

      No one's business model is being destroyed here.

      Nothing has changed to any appreciable degree. People are able to make more efficent use of their TV watching time, and still get exposed to commercials. They just don't have to waste time on commercials that would NEVER RESULT IN A SALE ANYHOW.

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    21. Re:Nope by beowulfcluster · · Score: 1

      Bladerunner is in the future though. Wouldn't quite make as much sense if the Coke ad was painted on the Helms Deep wall in the Two Towers.

    22. Re:Nope by Znork · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Personally I've switched to buying entire series when they hit the right price on DVD. I barely see more TV than the short few seconds that it's on before the DVD is running.

      It's far more satisfying as you get to experience fewer annoying cliffhangers, no commercials and it's on when you feel like watching.

      These days I get more "programming" on my TV than I have time to watch, and it's the "programming" I actually want to see. No more "1200 channels and it all sucks".

    23. Re:Nope by F452 · · Score: 1

      What does product placement in Bladerunner have to do with historical shows?

    24. Re:Nope by gnu-generation-one · · Score: 1
      Too right. I use a TiVo and I haven't taking in any advertising for over a year. I assume that we will move more towards one of
      * pay-to-view programmes
      * pay-to-view channels
      * blip-verts
      * embedded advertising.
      "
      • License fees! Expand the BBC to take over america! (RealPlayer broadcasts notwithstanding...)

    25. Re:Nope by tkg · · Score: 1

      Yup. And don't forget Demolition Man with its "every restaurant is Taco Bell" theme and Sandra Bullock singing the Armour Hotdogs jingle. These were merged pretty well with the story line which made them more funny than intrusive, but the plugs weren't lost on the viewers.

    26. Re:Nope by zerocool^ · · Score: 4, Interesting

      Am I the only person who views ads as a valuable barometer of pop culture?

      Seriously - I go months at a time without watching TV, but when I do, I'm usually interested in watching ads - to see what's been going on in the world around me.

      Also, ads will always have a place in live TV, as someone pointed out above, i.e. sports, news, etc. I think they'll also have a place whenever multiple people are watching TV together, sports or not.

      ~Will

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    27. Re:Nope by bjpirt · · Score: 5, Funny

      (CBS) Moses Miniseries - Moses comes down the mountain holding a PocketPC 2003 PDA with 10 Commandments, then uses OnStar GPS navigation system to get directions out of the desert.


      Surely it would be a tablet pc
    28. Re:Nope by Joe+Tie. · · Score: 4, Interesting

      What's really unfourtunate is that I might not only watch, but 'want' to watch comercials if they were trying to sell me on the basis of what the product can actually do. But these days that's a rarity, instead companies sell image and hype, with little to no information about what it actually does. And that kind of rot I'm going to skip by whenever possible. Thankfully in a way, there's little enough left on tv that just recording the few shows left I like is little effort - and the freedom to just skip the comercials very satisfying.

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    29. Re:Nope by aug24 · · Score: 1
      Excellent point!

      Auntie Beeb produces excellent television, for 126gbp pa or so.

      J.

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    30. Re:Nope by Bohnanza · · Score: 1
      * pay-to-view programmes

      * pay-to-view channels

      How am I supposed to channel surf if I have to pay for every program that's on my screen for .2 seconds?

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    31. Re:Nope by lone_marauder · · Score: 4, Interesting

      Maybe advertisers will be forced to think up *gasp horror* interesting adverts that people will actually want to watch!

      That's the rule of Tivo as I see it personally. I find that I will often forget to FF the commercials if they are interesting and/or entertaining enough. But, inevitably, a Carrot-Top or similar ad, designed deliberately to be annoying, comes along. Now I am fast forwarding the rest of the commercial break. Advertisers should start to think of these ads as break killers. Sustaining interest should be of paramount importance, not just to the individual advertiser, but to the programming director as well.

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    32. Re:Nope by onion2k · · Score: 1

      One likely way is to stop have commercial breaks, and just have silent adverts taking up the bottom 1/3 or so of the screen while the program carries on as normal. No way to skip them then.

    33. Re:Nope by 91degrees · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Seriously - I go months at a time without watching TV, but when I do, I'm usually interested in watching ads

      A lot of ads are quite good the first time you see them, but they get very wearing when you get them every single day. Even the briliiant funny ones get tedious.

    34. Re:Nope by nodata2 · · Score: 2, Funny

      Sauron drinks Pepsi.

    35. Re:Nope by Overzeetop · · Score: 2, Interesting

      I agree. A good ad and I'll "forget" to skip forward. An annoying one and away we go.

      Here are my worst bets, in no special order:

      anything of a Christian nature
      anything sold with an Aussie accent
      anything with Oxy in the title
      any "sporty" car with more than 2 seats
      any movie trailer for a romantic comedy
      any ad for the channel I'm already watching
      any ad for a channel I'm not watching
      anything for Microsoft
      anything pitched by John Madden, George Foreman, Martha Stewart, or Jared.

      Here are my best best, also in no special order:

      16:9 (or 21:9) movie trailers for movies I'll like
      humorous beer ads (even though I don't drink beer)
      humorous IBM ads (I don't use IBM prod/scvs either)
      okay, just about any ad with humor, which I find funny - don't worry, I can wait the 25 seconds for the punchline. Oh, and subtlety works for me.

      The funniest thing is when my wife and I watch something live (football) and one or both of us tries to grab the remote at the first commercial break. Damn. Man, some of those breaks are looooooong after you get used to skipping 80% of them.

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    36. Re:Nope by fucksl4shd0t · · Score: 1

      Wouldn't quite make as much sense if the Coke ad was painted on the Helms Deep wall in the Two Towers.

      There's a pretty blatant Target ad in Barbie does Swan Lake, and that's a frickin' faery tale!

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    37. Re:Nope by Condor7 · · Score: 2, Funny



      My favorite example of this is Nexium. I saw an advertisement for this product, and the sum total of the information I got from the ad is that it is a little purple pill that I should ask my doctor about. They never bothered to mention what the product is or what it does.

    38. Re:Nope by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      There shouldn't be any advertising on TV whatsoever. It is nearly impossible in many areas to watch TV now without paying for even basic cable TV. 10 years ago, my rabbit ear antenna worked just fine, now I can't get crap from a TV station 5 miles away unless I have cable. It is physically impossible to watch TV without paying between $30 and $60 per month AT LEAST and this is not counting superstations, special channels like History and Discovery, etc. All of which broadcast more commercials than broadcast TV and all of which broadcast NOTHING BUT COMMERCIALS from midnight to 6am.

      All of that for $30-60 / month.

      Commercials should GO AWAY. I'm already f***ing paying to watch TV.

    39. Re:Nope by Lumpy · · Score: 2, Interesting

      first off the article in TV week is as far from real journalism and fact as you can get. It's a industry rag that is mostly a network cheerleader and nobody takes anything in there as anything worth any value.

      I strongly reccomend not even paying attention to an article in that "advert-zine"

      the Tivo is not hurting advertising sales. Ad revinue is up, not one company that is advertising is cutting their advertising budget because "the tivo is making people not watch our ad's".

      This is the equlivant of a microsoft PR employee publishing an article on how linux is destroying the IT industry.

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    40. Re:Nope by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You're fucking kidding, right? Embedded avertising is easily the worst of the above choices. Have you seen baseball games on FOX? Have you seen movies on TNT? These are just the tip of the iceburg. They cover roughly about 1/10th of the screen. Eventually, we will be seeing "embedded advertising" where the show feed and ad feed are indistinguishable (electronically). I.E. video from the movie will be spliced with commercials and the feed will not break between show and commercial, and no flags of any kind will be present. Then your tivo will be useless. Use it while you can, I guess.

    41. Re:Nope by TheRealFixer · · Score: 1

      Um, actually, that's already happening. Haven't you noticed the annoying advertisments for that's station's other TV shows that pop up at the bottom of the screen? Started with cable networks like FX, and now even broadcast networks are doing it. And, they're getting more and more annoying every month. Most of them have sound now, and I saw one over the weekend that took up around 30% of the bottom of the screen. It's like they didn't learn from internet advertising, and are looking to irritate their viewers even more.

    42. Re:Nope by Binestar · · Score: 1

      Sauron drinks Pepsi.

      Well, now I understand his beef against helms deep. The giant coke ad...

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    43. Re:Nope by Snowdog668 · · Score: 2, Interesting

      I thought that I was the only one that this bothered. I've been noticing over the last couple of years that your basic drug commercial is a fly-over view of a dozen or so people that have apparently been cured by the new wonder drug being advertised but they never say anything about what the drug is or what it's supposed to do. Why on earth would I question my doctor about a pill that even the company that makes it won't take two seconds out of their precious commercial to tell me what it's for?

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    44. Re:Nope by aug24 · · Score: 1
      "In new, pay-to-view, America, the channel surfs you"

      J.

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    45. Re:Nope by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Current model of advertising just isn't efficient enough

      Not efficient enough? Ads exist to create awareness for their products. Hopefully, this will lead to sales. Obviously, you are QUITE aware of PocketPC PDAs, GAP jeans, AOL 9.0, and Zoloft. Your subconscious mind has been OWNED by advertisements.

      Advertising works, and wil continue to work, until the majority of people stop watching them. Sitting through 3-4 minutes of advertising for a 10-15 minute chunk of programming is just not that much of a hassle for most people right now. Until that changes, advertising will not. Either way, you, like the rest of us, are a consumer. Stop trying to think any different of that fact.

    46. Re:Nope by turbomonkey2k · · Score: 1

      I was thinking more like 2 tablet PC's

    47. Re:Nope by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      One thing that cable channels have been doing a lot lately is the "banner bar" along the bottom of the screen. Usually it has the name of the show currently on, but every minute or so, it scrolls plugs for other shows that are comming on later, has fancy little animated ads for big events like movies or marathons or whatever. I've even seen product ads in them.

      TiVo can't get rid of these things, so even if the commercial break dies, there's plenty of other ways to stick a can of Pepsi into a movie about Mussolini.

    48. Re:Nope by DarthTaco · · Score: 2, Informative

      My favorite example of this is Nexium. I saw an advertisement for this product, and the sum total of the information I got from the ad is that it is a little purple pill that I should ask my doctor about. They never bothered to mention what the product is or what it does.

      I believe the laws regulating drug advertising state that if you have to describe the side affects of a drug if you mention what the drug is to be used for. So nexium avoids telling you all the bad stuff it does, while at the same time implying their pill solves the answer to Life, the Universe, and Everything...without actually saying that it solves the answer to Life, the Universe, and Everything.

    49. Re:Nope by Facekhan · · Score: 1

      Well there are plenty of companies that have been around for a while that would appreciate the opportunity to embed their image on a historical figure. You know Abercrombie and Fitch is just aching to make themselves seem less racist by dressing up Lincoln in their gear. Even if the clothes from that era sold by A and F are nothing like the ones from today, brand recognition is still there.

    50. Re:Nope by WhiteDragon · · Score: 1

      groan!

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    51. Re:Nope by Oliver+Wendell+Jones · · Score: 1

      Like that fucked up one for Discovery Channel's "Ancient Egyptians" with some idiot dressed like King Tut berating people on the street about ancient Egpyt.

      I love the Discovery Channel and between it and The Learning Channel, they account for greater than 80% of my TV viewing. I'm also a big fan of anything dealing with Egypt, but I for one will intentionally avoid watching this show because of the intellectually insulting commercials they used to advertise it roughly every 11 minutes.

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    52. Re:Nope by Oliver+Wendell+Jones · · Score: 1

      FDA regulations require that if you tell people what a medication is used for in an ad, you must devote equal time to telling people what side effects the pill has as well.
      I hope to some day be rich enough to be able to schedule a doctor's visit to just sit there on the paper covered exam table and say "hey, doc, I think I need this purple pill I see on TV.... No? Well what about the pink ones? No? Well what about this prescription shampoo I saw in Reader's Digest? No? Well what about this new once-a-day allergy pill? No, I'm not allergic to anything, but they said I should ask..."

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    53. Re:Nope by PainKilleR-CE · · Score: 1

      Yeah, they could adapt just like the RIAA adapted... by buying laws to make whatever threatens their ancient business model illegal.

      They already have, with things like broadcast flags for HDTV that will make it impossible for you to record some shows, or to skip the commercials on shows you've recorded, without hacking your TiVo, which may be illegal under the DMCA.

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    54. Re:Nope by Gulik · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Too right. I use a TiVo and I haven't taking in any advertising for over a year. I assume that we will move more towards one of

      * pay-to-view programmes
      * pay-to-view channels
      * blip-verts
      * embedded advertising.


      As it happens, I was reading over someone's shoulder on the train and saw a story in today's Wall Street Journal that ABC has contracted with an advertising firm called Mindshare to develop embedded advertising in their TV shows. Like I needed a new reason not to watch ABC.

    55. Re:Nope by lone_marauder · · Score: 1
      My shitlist:
      • Any long distance telephone service ad.
      • Any insurance ad or anything related to money management in any way.
      • Any luxury car ad, unless sex is involved.
      • Any ad in what I like to call the "Brookstone" style, such as Bose and specialty mattress ads.
      You know, as I write this list, it seems that the problem with me is that TV programmers think I have a silver spoon up my ass, and my problem with their ads is that I don't. Or it could be that the demographic for Mythbusters, Junkyard Wars, Monster Garage, Wild Boyz, and Viva La Bam is tragically different than the programmers believe.
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    56. Re:Nope by cjgross · · Score: 1

      If you have seen CNN in the past year, you know what will happen to broadcast television. The next logical wave is to incorporate advertising into the program. It will either exist in the form of in program advertising, watermarking, or scrollers and overlays in the program. None of these are new concepts. However, consumers way decide which model is adopted. If the program is a movie where the viewer is absorbed into the program, in program product placement will dominate. If the program is news or talk show related, you will see scrollers and drop downs in the programs. Tivo will never be able to remove the advertising from the media stream, it can only allow you to scan ahead until there is not ad present. I love Tivo, I hate ads... The only last choice may be subscription programming. I may be more willingto view a program without ads at a fee than deal with the barage of ads I get today. CJG

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    57. Re:Nope by cayenne8 · · Score: 1
      Do they think people actually watch commercials today that don't have a DVR? Before I got mine...I probably only watched 1% of them...when a break was on, that was time to go to bathroom, or do something else.

      Now that I have my Tivo...about the only time a commercial plays, is if I've just put something on in the background....and am not actually in the room watching to skip the commercials. I'm surprised they think people with Tivo's only skip 60% of the ads. The only time I stop, is if during my 30 second skips, I see part of a Victoria Secrets ad....I'll go back and watch that....but, otherwise...I skip them all.

      Also, is anyone out there 'seriously' influenced by an add to run out and get a cheese burger or buy a new truck with a Hemi in it? I can't think of an ad really, that ever really enticed me to buy something....

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    58. Re:Nope by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I fail to see why DVR tech would cause ANY more decline than the VCR.... which already has a much higher penetration rate. Either technology will allow you to FF through commercials.

      Maybe if commertials were more entertaining, like in euroupe, we would watch them. Enough of these morally sound commercials....

    59. Re:Nope by ShavenYak · · Score: 1

      So nexium avoids telling you all the bad stuff it does, while at the same time implying their pill solves the answer to Life, the Universe, and Everything...without actually saying that it solves the answer to Life, the Universe, and Everything.

      I don't need a pill to tell me it's 42!

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    60. Re:Nope by realdpk · · Score: 1

      I think it must be hard for the TiVo to know when you're actually sitting down in front of it. I mean, it's running 24x7. Maybe it can determine you're idle, but after how long would it decide that? A 30 minute show w/o interaction? 60 minutes? etc.

    61. Re:Nope by portnoy · · Score: 3, Informative

      Due to FDA regs, you can only make two kinds of TV advertising for pharmaceuticals that aren't sold over-the-counter. You can either make a vague ad that uses the tag about "see your doctor about...", that tries to imply what the drug is for; or a seriously specific ad that says what it's for, but also lists the side effects.

      On one side, you have things like Levitra, which airs during football games, and shows a guy throwing a football through the hole on a tire swing...repeatedly. With his wife smiling and clearly pleased. Does anyone NOT know what this is for? :-)

      On the other, you have things like last year's ads for Propecia, which briefly stated that how it was for combating hair loss in men, but then had to follow it with lines like "women who are pregnant or who MIGHT be pregnant should avoid handling broken tablets", and had to mention the "risk of certain sexual side effects". Supposedly, the manufacturers were rather confused why their multi-million dollar ad campaign wasn't going well.

    62. Re:Nope by adrianbaugh · · Score: 1

      That's basically pay-to-view though. And given how resentful many Americans are of federal taxes I can see lynchings happen the day the USG tries to impose a license fee.
      Having said that, I think the BBC is an excellent thing (in a British context).

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    63. Re:Nope by banzai51 · · Score: 1

      You hit it on the head with the words, "Pay per view." It is the holy grail of the entertainment world. This 'study' is most likely complete BS and will be the reason pointed to when all channels go pay per view. Of course, this pay per view stratigey is what gave the music industry Napster. What will happen to TV?

    64. Re:Nope by cens0r · · Score: 1

      That's because if they tell you what it does they also have to tell you the side effects. Most likely one or more of the side effects sounds so horrible they didn't want to broadcast it on TV.

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    65. Re:Nope by cayenne8 · · Score: 1

      What is a 'blip-vert'?

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    66. Re:Nope by Wolfrider · · Score: 1

      > On one side, you have things like Levitra, which airs during football games, and shows a guy throwing a football through the hole on a tire swing...repeatedly. With his wife smiling and clearly pleased. Does anyone NOT know what this is for? :-)

      --Well, I didn't... Until you mentioned it THAT way. I thought it was a pain reliever or something. They had a guy throwing a baseball for a pain-relief commercial not too long ago.

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    67. Re:Nope by ccp · · Score: 1

      Truman Show, anyone?

      Cheers,

    68. Re:Nope by Kylun · · Score: 1

      Back in the early days of TV, the commercials were actually done INSIDE OF THE TV SHOW. The mom would be cooking Quaker Oatmeal, and talking about how nutritious and wholesome it was for you.. blah blah.. that was actually PAYED for as an actual commercial. I find this type of commercial less annoying, and more effective...

    69. Re:Nope by Wolfrider · · Score: 1

      Saruman drinks Jolt. ;-) Think about it...

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    70. Re:Nope by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Hehe, yes! I know exactly what you're talking about.

      Oh man that sucks... Bastards

    71. Re:Nope by tigertiger · · Score: 2, Funny
      Civil War Special - Lincoln delivers Gettisburg Address in GAP jeans.
      No, he does it using a Powerpoint presentation.
    72. Re:Nope by thung226 · · Score: 1

      agree for the most part, but how do you know you don't like the commercial until you've seen it once already? i.e. if you see the carrot top commercial come on, you think "I hate this... especially when he goes 'you just dial down the center, 1-800-C-A-L-L-A-T-T'"

      at that point, it's too late... they got ya. Can't delete or fast forward that out of your head.

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    73. Re:Nope by MadChicken · · Score: 1

      Otherwise known as the "Truman technique"

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    74. Re:Nope by aug24 · · Score: 1
      Hopefully:
      • industry paypackets will become much smaller
      • industry output will drop by about 75%
      • about half of all channels will close
      • actors won't have to accept insane contracts for pilots
      • Pay per view will dominate, with costs dropping with age of show
      I don't have a problem with any of those.

      Justin.

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    75. Re:Nope by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Try reading the TV guide.

    76. Re:Nope by lone_marauder · · Score: 1

      Yeah, but this is still in fair-enough land, because I get a choice as to whether that advertiser is going to benefit from repetition. (Hint - No.)

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    77. Re:Nope by pla · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Somehow I can't envision how they could manage to place products in sitcoms and miniseries which take place during WWII, 70's, or any other period than present time.

      More subtle placement than "oh look, the cool and highly-emulable lead character drinks Coke, wears Nikes, and drives a Lexus" can sometimes work better than beating the viewer over the head with placements. In a very old setting, such as the Moses-with-a-PDA example, you could have clouds vaguely look like the Nike swish. In reasonably modern settings, such as any time this century, many of the big names in common products already existed, and they can use th "nostalgia" angle to place products.

      Don't underestimate the ability of advertisers to find ways to stick in references to products. They will, no doubt at all.

      And personally, I would prefer product placement to normal 30-second spots. Think of it this way - We unavoidably see "product placement" in real life. For example, just looking around the desk I currently sit at, I have a Compaq computer (not mine), a bottle of Mountain Dew, a pair of JBL speakers, an AOL sign-on disk (unopened), a bottle of Advil, and a sharpie. I can clearly see the brand of all those from just a quick glance, and think nothing of it. By comparison, if my desk suddenly vanished for 30 seconds to allow the new 2004 Ford Destructor to appear covered in girls or mud or whatever, then came back at the end of a few similar product appearances, I would find that highly disturbing to my flow of consciousness.


      Current model of advertising just isn't efficient enough, and horribly outdated on top of that.

      Real, formal ads don't so much count as an "outdated" business model, as an annoying one. People have always sought ways to remove annoyances from their lives, whether or not the source of those annoyances either allows it or not. Advertisers took advantage of the general omplacency of society by making commercial content more and more annoying, but now that consumers have a means of addressing that, it no longer works. Nothing "fair" or "unfair" or "outdated" about this, just the never-ending arms escalation of "get people to do what we want" vs "screw you, we'll do what we want".

    78. Re:Nope by rosewood · · Score: 1

      So you are the idiot that is putting shit like Three's Company on DVD.

    79. Re:Nope by pod · · Score: 1

      I would welcome this development, as instead of having to pay for 40 channels, I'd just be paying for the 4 that I actually watch.

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    80. Re:Nope by websaber · · Score: 1

      When ever you see a story like this you can always instantly see that they are missing the forest for the sake of the tree's. Two points, there is super bowl sunday where a large percentage of people (beleive it or not) watch more for the commercials then the game. Also when a advertiser plays a commercial now they have to show it to millions of people hoping that a small percentage of them are in the right demographic for their product (ex: mustang cars for mocho adults) and then hope that a small percentage of those actually buy something. Tivo has demographic naturally built in. You can show the right advertisement to the right people and be more confident that they will actually watch it. 150 years ago a tailor mob burned sewing machines because they thought that it would cause the extinction of the garment trade . So much time and somethings never change.

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    81. Re:Nope by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Auntie Beeb produces excellent television, for 126gbp pa or so.

      WTF did you just say there?

    82. Re:Nope by agallagh42 · · Score: 1

      "My favorite example of this is Nexium. I saw an advertisement for this product, and the sum total of the information I got from the ad is that it is a little purple pill that I should ask my doctor about. They never bothered to mention what the product is or what it does."

      There's a good reason for that. Apparently the law says that if they tell you what the drug does, they have to list all the side effects. If they just say "ask your doctor", they don't have to list the hundreds of nasty things the drug will cause (oily discharge, anal bleeding, etc.)

      Unfortunately, they end up getting a bunch of men calling their doctors asking about a drug for mentrual cramps, or women asking about a drug for erectile dysfunction...

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    83. Re:Nope by agallagh42 · · Score: 1

      That commercial pisses me off, since you can't dial that number by dialing down the center. "1" isn't in the center. Dumbasses.

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    84. Re:Nope by the_consumer · · Score: 2, Funny

      I know Levitra will help me throw a ball through a swinging tire.

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    85. Re:Nope by TClevenger · · Score: 1

      I could go for pay-to-view programs. Play a few episodes at the beginning of a series for free and if I like it, I'll continue to pay for it for as long as the series lasts. Make an occasional episode free to keep me coming back. Better yet, let ME choose which CHANNELS I want to pay for. Let's face it: it's better than paying $55 per month for dozens of channels I don't watch to get the four that I do.

    86. Re:Nope by TClevenger · · Score: 1

      I have a nice piece of black construction paper that says you're wrong. :-)

    87. Re:Nope by zanderredux · · Score: 1

      Nah. Make tt a dual screen tablet PC then!

    88. Re:Nope by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Buffy hater.

    89. Re:Nope by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I think you're confused. The $55 per month you pay isn't for the channels (except for any premium channels you may be subscribing to). It's for the cable company to deliver the signal to your house. Any pay-per-channel fees would be in addition to any cable carrier charges.

    90. Re:Nope by Tuxedo+Jack · · Score: 1

      And then someone runs up and accidentally scrapes their finger across the Commandments, thus screwing them up and changing history thanks to Windows and handwriting recognition.

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    91. Re:Nope by JLester · · Score: 1

      I believe he means a commercial that is short it isn't worth the effort to fast forward.

      Jason

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    92. Re:Nope by Tekzel · · Score: 1

      Is anyone else as confused by what he said as I am?

    93. Re:Nope by rjey · · Score: 1

      I can't believe the parent was modded a 5 and it slammed on Buffy. Blasphemy!

    94. Re:Nope by NanoGator · · Score: 1

      "Probably won't work with the current TV model. A majority (most?) shows are made by outside producers and sold to the channel."

      Don't you guys think you're taking this to an illogical extreme? I have a Replay at home, and yet, amazingly, I still watch commmercials. Why? There are a couple of reasons:

      1.) I don't use the Replay to get every show I want to see. A lot of times I just have the TV on and see whatever's relatively interesting. It's not worth programming every single show I've ever liked.

      2.) There are lots of shows (ER for example) that I catch the moment it airs. Why wait until it's over to watch it?

      No, TiVo will absolutely NOT destroy the TV advertising model. Will it rock the boat? Maybe. The worst case scenario is we'll see more TV to DVD conversions.

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    95. Re:Nope by realdpk · · Score: 1

      Here's what I'm talking about. The TiVo monitors when you skip over commercials - obviously. However, it has no way to know if your TV is on. It runs 24x7, but your TV could be off for days at a time.

      The TiVo can report what shows it recorded, that you asked it to record. The TiVo can't know if you "stuck around" for the next show, and simply forgot to fast forward past commercials, or if you watched it while it was recording. Therefore it may mark you as watching those commercials.

    96. Re:Nope by Cramer · · Score: 1

      I've been skipping ads for more than decade, long before there were any Tivo's. The industry needs to wise-up and realize people don't want to watch 15+ minutes of the same, boring, junk every hour. That said, there are a few commercials I actually backup to watch (and even save.)

      There's a reason I don't watch "live" TV and rarely watch any of the commercial laden broadcast channels (even tho' I pay Directv to receive them.)

    97. Re:Nope by Snaller · · Score: 1

      Except Buffy was anything but.

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    98. Re:Nope by Captain+Splendid · · Score: 1

      I'm with you. I don't watch anything but Smallville, but once in a while, I'll turn on the tube and flick around until something catches my eye.

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    99. Re:Nope by Grishnakh · · Score: 2, Funny

      According to network executives, if you watch a program without purchasing the maxi-pads that advertised on that program, you're violating your contract with the television network and basically stealing!

      It doesn't matter if you're male; you still need to buy the maxi-pads.

    100. Re:Nope by Grishnakh · · Score: 1

      The worst part about this is that this service is useless. "Long distance" became obsolete when it became cheaper to have a cellphone than a landline. Why would I ever need to call collect when I can just use my cellphone?

    101. Re:Nope by Zeinfeld · · Score: 2, Interesting
      That's basically pay-to-view though. And given how resentful many Americans are of federal taxes I can see lynchings happen the day the USG tries to impose a license fee.

      Yeah Americans would NEVER pay $50 a month for cable TV.

      I pay enough to watch TV without having my viewing interrupted by adverts. All that Tivo will cause is a small rejig of the revenue model.

      I think we will see the end of the network TV model and the low end cable model. There will be fewer channels but what is left will be more like HBO than CBS.

      The low end cable TV shows that do the bare minimum to get an audience will probably have difficulty finding people who pay for them.

      The network TV model of spending five million dollars to create another episode of a formula TV series like Friends will also crash. Those guys are not that funny, they were not as funny as Seinfeld when he was still going and they have not got any funnier since Jerry stopped.

      The thing I find fascinating about the US network TV model is how they spend so much money to achieve total mediocrity. For example what is it with summer re-runs? You have a sparse resource, network time. So you pay one guy $2 million an episode you will show repeatedly, why not get a second string guy in who will do a cheap episode for a mere $10K or so and have some variety? The thing about summer re-runs is that nobody is waiting for the new season of the X-Files, it never stopped.

      Another wierd network TV choice is that they all run a carbon copy of the old Carlson late night TV show which is itself a copy of Bob Hope's radio act. Same presenter every night with the same formula.

      What is somewhat more depressing is that in the 2000 election the late night TV shows were the only place where anyone asked any of the candidates a challenging question. Thats because the campaign managers have to work to get their candidate on those shows, with news shows they will pick the most favorable interviewer. It is somewhat sad that they even avoid Larry King's softball questions these days because he is considered to aggressive.

      They can all go bust as far as I am concerned. So long as I can still see Norm Abrams (on the Porter Cable channel), Jon Stewart, Jessie James, pretty much all the rest of the junk can go to the hell it came from.

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    102. Re:Nope by Stripe7 · · Score: 1

      Yes, and the placement ads are already there in the shows. I flipped to some show on TV which had a bunch of guys on board a nuclear sub. Everyone was drinking bottled water of one particular brand. I forget the shows name and which bottled water it was.

      C'mon on a nuclear sub? Don't they like make their own drinking water? They have to stay submerged for months at a time, taking up all that space/weight for bottled water was hilarious to me. It completely destroyed my suspension of disbelief.

    103. Re:Nope by gilmour14 · · Score: 1

      Honestly, who calls collect that much anymore anyway?

    104. Re:Nope by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      'sigh'

      Another Movie Elitist..

      get real moron most movies are shite also..

      oh and Buffy rules, you must be brain dead to think it is mindless garbage

    105. Re:Nope by ryanwright · · Score: 1

      You hit a sore spot for me. Nexium adverts just PISS ME OFF. I turn off the radio (don't watch much TV) every time I hear one start. It's completely unethical; they're trying to sell you a drug based on vanity. All I get from those commercials is, "Take our pill. It's the 'in' thing. You'll be cool if you use it."

      How on earth are these ads effective? Are people really running to their doctors, asking what Nexium can do for them? Why not tell us what the drug does? Then if I've got that problem I WILL ask my doctor about it! But I'm certainly not making an appointment otherwise.

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    106. Re:Nope by babtrek · · Score: 1

      Did the vcr kill ad supported tv, no, did commercial advance on newer vcrs kill it no, so why the hell would tivo do the job.

    107. Re:Nope by Admiral+Llama · · Score: 1

      I'm sure many of you remember the constant rolling advertisements for other TNN programs on Start Trek: Next Generation. Better get used to it.

      Wait until a major network switches over to that style of advertising. You sure as heck can't fast forward that. That's what's waiting for us when not just DVRs, but timeshifting as a whole reaches critical mass.

      Sure, some DVR will try to filter that automatically, by blocking it out or shifting and stretching the rest of the image, but it would only be a matter of time before the networks have the advertisements shift location on the screen.

      The reason I state timeshifting as a whole and not just DVRs is that at some point we'll have centralized DVRs on the server side of the cable companies. Suppose they set up their own DVR shop such that everything within the last two weeks are available at any time of the day. Some cable companies have that available now with a premium channel or two. Now, imagine every subscriber to one particular cable company having InfititeTivo or whatever they call it. THAT'S when well start to see the scrolling banner ad crap.

    108. Re:Nope by bojan · · Score: 1

      A channel in Canada called Bravo does it right.

      During a movie, they have NO ads whatsoever.

      The middle of the movie contains a 10-15 minute "interlude" which is all ads. This is perfect and the way it should be.

    109. Re:Nope by j3110 · · Score: 2, Interesting

      I have cable with all the programs I watch on it... I flip through channels occasionally to get a feel for if I would like a show or not, then I use BitTorrent to get it.

      I have to say advertising is killing advertising. If advertising was like it was when I was a child, there wouldn't have been such a huge push for PVR. They were shorter, less obnoxious, and less frequent. Now Ted drops every 30th frame or something so he can get an extra 30s commercial per half hour. It's disgusting, and I would rather not even watch TV than to watch that kind of TV.

      Considering there are about 10m of ads in an hour show, a season of your favorite show probably hits you with an hour or more of ads. That's an hour that you could have spent working. If you get paid 40$/h, most boxed set of series cost less than that. It's more effecient to just buy the boxed DVD set than to watch commercials.

      The best service that someone could offer by the way of television is a VCD every week in the mail with a nice, pretty, thin case to put on a shelf after I watch it. I can watch it over and over, and they can market to the entire world. They might also want to start thinking iTunes for television shows using some kind of bittorrent technology.

      I hate advertising so much that I practically refuse to buy anything that looks familiar. I'ld rather use the cheap Wal-Mart brand detergent after the All vs. Tide vs. Cheer detergent wars from a few years back. I think my -1 will at least offset someone elses +1. It would only take maybe 10% of the population with that kind of mentality to get the point across. If you have something good to say about your product attach it to it. I read the bottles of detergent when I'm shopping for detergent. Make a logical arguement, and I'll probably buy your brand. Annoy me when I'm trying to relax and suffer a penalty.

      I will never buy Oxyclean, and I stopped buying Tide, too.

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    110. Re:Nope by seraph93 · · Score: 1

      Actually, I found the product placement in Blade Runner to be particularly effective.

      Especially that ad about emigrating off-world...

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    111. Re:Nope by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Auntie Beeb produces excellent television, for 126gbp pa or so.
      WTF did you just say there?

      Giga british pounds, pascals, oregon, soho.

    112. Re:Nope by Lord_Dweomer · · Score: 1
      " Am I the only person who views ads as a valuable barometer of pop culture?"

      I also use it to guage when some fad finally died/became mainstream. For example, based on the quality of the commercial, and its execution, you can tell whether they are using a cultural fad in the correct manner, or if they've killed it by making it mainstream.

      For example, anybody who's seen the new crappy Old Navy commercial with Fran in it knows what I'm talking about. They start saying things like "off the hook", or my personal favorite "my shizzle's gone bizizzle".

      Folks, You know a fad is dead when they drag Fran onto tv to say a phrase that is typcially reserved for african american fans of Snoop Dogg.

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    113. Re:Nope by Theaetetus · · Score: 1
      Do they think people actually watch commercials today that don't have a DVR? Before I got mine...I probably only watched 1% of them...when a break was on, that was time to go to bathroom, or do something else.

      Nah, many of us have larger bladders than you (half hour show = 24 minutes of program, 6 minutes of commercial = a trip to the loo every 8 minutes...) ;)

      -T

    114. Re:Nope by Kirby · · Score: 1

      Well, your math skills aren't l33t, but the idea is sound.

      The typical hour-long show is 42 minutes without commercials. So, that's 18 minutes of commercials per episode.

      An average season is 23 episodes (give or take a few).

      So, 18 x 23 = 414 minutes. Or 6.9 (say 7) hours.

      If you value your time at $40/hour (very cheap!), that's $280, much less than the cost of a DVD set.

      Or, spend $20/month for a Netflix subscription - they're adding a lot of tv shows to the list. Given the higher cost of these kinds of set (like DS9), depending on how fast you watch them, this might be a financial win.

      I agree that watching them on TV without Tivo is a waste of a lot of time, which is for some people money. (I actually would probably be wasting evening time with commercials, so it translates more to extra sleep for me, but that's even better.)

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    115. Re:Nope by docbrown42 · · Score: 1

      On one side, you have things like Levitra, which airs during football games, and shows a guy throwing a football through the hole on a tire swing...repeatedly. With his wife smiling and clearly pleased. Does anyone NOT know what this is for?

      Sure, it's for shoulder injuries, and hand-eye-coordination. Right? ;)

      Actually, the ad has a somewhat different meaning in you take the concepts to their conclusion. If you assume that playing football with his SO == good sex life, then what was he doing before that (when he was throwing the ball through the tire?) :) Gives a new meaning to "tossing one off", I guess.

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    116. Re:Nope by Elbow+Macaroni · · Score: 1

      Seems to me that television is killing itself by being mostly all ads anyway.

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    117. Re:Nope by steveorama · · Score: 1

      That said, I already pay for NFL Sunday Ticket. The cost for a whole season is less than a pair of tickets, parking, overpriced food, beer, etc. for one game. I don't mind paying for something I enjoy. (Of course, going to a game is fun too, which is why I have season tickets as well...)


      I agree with this completely. I don't mind paying for something I enjoy, but along the same lines, I have been really taken aback by the amount of advertising that I'm forced to sit through when going to the movie theater these days (especially here in Germany, sometimes it's almost 45 minutes of pre-game show). I figure with the hefty ticket price I pay, I should view less commercials not more, but over time price and advertising has increased.

      I think they should offer an alternative cheap ticket where you have to sit through the commercials, and a 'normal' priced ticket where you watch just the movie (maybe include previews).

    118. Re:Nope by machinegestalt · · Score: 1

      Woop. We're going to start seeing a lot of picture in picture and "in context" (think truman show) ads now... I can hardly wait. Good thing I don't really watch much tv.

    119. Re:Nope by Dachannien · · Score: 1

      Exactly. Anytime that really annoying AND REALLY FSCKING LOUD Billy Mays guy that advertises any of a dozen products I will never buy comes on, I either change the channel (if I'm watching regular TV) or fast-forward until the break is over (if I'm watching something I recorded). I know that lots of other people do the same thing, and TV programmers should examine these ads and determine what signal-to-noise ratio they provide (and then schedule - or decline to run - accordingly).

    120. Re:Nope by miltimj · · Score: 1

      I've found that football is the best thing to watch delayed. For a 12:00 (CST) game, I'll start watching at 2:30pm and watch the whole thing (without missing a play) in less than 45 minutes..finishing the same time as everyone else.

      Just after each play, I hit the quickskip (30 sec) and the offense will be coming out of the huddle... ahh.. perfect.

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    121. Re:Nope by jimmars83 · · Score: 0

      Don't dismiss silent adverts that easy.

      Silent adverts would work if randomly switched from bottom of the screen to the top of the screen every so often. You couldn't cover them up because they wouldn't always appear in the same place. If you tried, you'd end up covering up the television show you were watching when the advertisement switches to a different location.

      I actually wouldn't mind them as much as normal commercials. Quiet, text-and-graphics based advertisement. No annoying songs. The banner might even contain coherent sentences that are used to give information about the product.
      (A step up from current commercials.)

      Basically, silent banner adverts, subscription, and pay-per-view are the only types of business models that could hold up in a DVR-dominated culture.

    122. Re:Nope by bobdole34 · · Score: 0

      Probably through product placement in the shows you have come to love in their pure form.

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    123. Re:Nope by No2Gates · · Score: 0

      AMEN! I would love to see a commercial for something ambiguous like Nexium where they just say "Ask your doctor if Nexium is right for you" You go to the doctor and ask only to find out it's something like female birth control... Why on earth would someone ask a doctor if they need something before knowing what the hell it is supposed to fix.

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    124. Re:Nope by spitzig · · Score: 1

      Science fiction is a good potential for ads. Give the impression that "this product is the future." I caught a Zima advertisement in Babylon 5, once. Sure, it's believable that everyone will want to drink flat Sprite in the future...

      That's what I was guessing was the reason for the advertisement, anyway.

    125. Re:Nope by bensagenius · · Score: 1

      What would we all do without prescription drug ads? All I know about Prilosec is that it will allow me to dance in beautiful landscapes with flowing robe/cape type garments flowing beautifully about me in the wind (which also beautifully blows my beautiful hair about).

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    126. Re:Nope by bensagenius · · Score: 1

      NEXIUM is the little purple pill? I thought that was Prilosec? Or was it Viagra? All I know is, there's a little purple pill out there, and i NEED it!!!! All I have to do is ask my Doctor about it, then I can have it!

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    127. Re:Nope by bensagenius · · Score: 1

      I remember an ad for some pill or something -- actually, it might have been for Olestra (that no-fat fat that they make those no-fat chips and Doritos in) that warned of "anal leakage." I shit you not.

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    128. Re:Nope by bensagenius · · Score: 1

      "I've found that football is the best thing to watch delayed. For a 12:00 (CST) game, I'll start watching at 2:30pm and watch the whole thing (without missing a play) in less than 45 minutes..finishing the same time as everyone else. Just after each play, I hit the quickskip (30 sec) and the offense will be coming out of the huddle... ahh.. perfect."


      Dude, you're missing SO MUCH of the football game if you really do this.

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    129. Re:Nope by tarpy · · Score: 1

      This leads in to one of my favorite windmills to tilt at.

      As a person who has a somewhat serious chemical imbalance that requires me to take a pill everyday so I'm not a raving lunatic (well, no more than normal :), it really wags my gripper to see ads for psychoactive medication on TV. The end result of all this advertising is that people are walking into their GPs and asking for script for powerful drugs without ever really knowing if they need it.

      The worst is that Zoloft (I think) ad with the cartoon circle. "Do you feel down? Take our pill and you'll feel A-OK!".

      Lord knows, as a Libertarian, I'm not one for tons of regulation, but I'd love to see a chance in the perscription laws that would require psychoactive meds to be perscribed by a legit shrink, and not internists/etc. (I have a friend that got a script for Wellbutrin from her ObGyn for cripes sake!).

    130. Re:Nope by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      DVR users skip at least two-thirds of commercials...

      Which to me means that, when given the choice to completely skip commercials, people still watch up to 1/3 of them.

      So the trick won't be MORE advertising. It should be BETTER advertising.

      I have TiVo. (God bless it). I watch commercials when they amuse me or deal with something I'm going to buy. If it's just another Lexus Christmas commercial, I skip it. Boring, old, not getting a Lexus. So I'm not their target audience anyways.

    131. Re:Nope by jroysdon · · Score: 1

      Uhm, 'cept that I have a cell phone and never use a payphone. The weekend I didn't have a cell phone when I changed jobs (had to turn in my phone on Friday and didn't get a new one until Monday), it was hell trying to find payphone when I was outside Circuit City. In fact, I ended up asking someone if I could pay them a buck to use their cell - which they let me use for free (same as I'd have done for anyone else that asked).

  2. Ironically by ObviousGuy · · Score: 5, Funny

    I find that skipping the programs to get to the commercials to be more interesting than the other way around.

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    1. Re:Ironically by smack_attack · · Score: 1

      The first thought that came to mind was someone programming their TiVo to record the shit in the early hours of the morning, then replaying all the phone sex commercials.

    2. Re: Ironically by Black+Parrot · · Score: 2, Insightful


      > I find that skipping the programs to get to the commercials to be more interesting than the other way around.

      That's probably the best strategy for finding soft porn.

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    3. Re:Ironically by Unleashd · · Score: 1

      (geek)I've got one word for you ... Superbowl(/geek)

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    4. Re:Ironically by nsebban · · Score: 2, Funny

      ok, then perhaps it's time you try skiping both programs and commercials :)

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    5. Re:Ironically by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Watch an infomercial.

      Infomercials are the thus far ignored aspect to this thread.

  3. I don't get it? by cablepokerface · · Score: 5, Interesting

    When it's conventionally taped, don't you skip the commercials as well?

    1. Re:I don't get it? by vanillacoke · · Score: 2, Insightful

      When you record something on tape you fast forward thru it (you only go as fast as the forward mechanism on your VHS head). The 30second skip button OTOH happens instantaneously. Milliseconds on a HD. In the grand scheme of things they preferred you video tape their shows instead of Tivo'in it

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    2. Re:I don't get it? by Gordonjcp · · Score: 3, Interesting

      In the UK, a lot of adverts on the ad-supported channels are deliberately shot and cut to make more sense when you fast-forward past them.

    3. Re:I don't get it? by thynk · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Exactly! I own a TiVo with my dish (week 2 - still the newest toy in the house).

      Skipping over the commercials works great for stuff that's been recorded, but isn't very effective on live tv (you *could* pause it for 2 mintues then skip over them). About the only time I'll do any skipping on "live tv" is to play catch up if I needed to pause the program for some reason or another (potty break, g/f talking about something, feeding the little one, etc).

      Few nice features are the pause and slow motion buttons. They get as much use duing the victoria's secret commercials as the ff button gets during the rest of them ;-)

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    4. Re:I don't get it? by kramer2718 · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Actually, I even skip the commercials when watching live TV without a DVR.

      It's called changing the channel until the commercial is over!

    5. Re:I don't get it? by k98sven · · Score: 1

      When it's conventionally taped, don't you skip the commercials as well?

      People are too lazy to tape everything they want to watch.
      In fact, most people are too lazy to even take the time to figure out how to set the clock on their VCR..

    6. Re:I don't get it? by Yottabyte84 · · Score: 1

      Except that the 30 second skip button hase to be turned on, via a code on the remote, and many people don't know how to do that.

    7. Re:I don't get it? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The dishnetwork PVR features a 30 second skip button...

    8. Re:I don't get it? by Offtopic · · Score: 1

      With live TV: you press pause, make yourself a sandwich, make a phone call, and then watch the whole show without commercials.

    9. Re:I don't get it? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Except that the 30 second skip button hase to be turned on, via a code on the remote, and many people don't know how to do that.

      ReplayTV and MythTV can detect and skip commercials automatically. 30 second skip buttons are pretty arcane compared to that. I watch my shows, when it comes to a commercial it jumps ahead and I continue on without missing a beat. Occassionally I have to jump back a few seconds or it detects a commercial wrong, but no big deal. Works fine about 90% of the time.

    10. Re:I don't get it? by AKnightCowboy · · Score: 5, Funny
      It's called changing the channel until the commercial is over!

      Don't you know that you're essentially stealing that programming by not watching the commercials? Just like copyright infringement is theft, so is skipping commercials. See, in our new enlightened society dominated by our mass-media overlords, anything that fails to generate revenue for them is called theft.

    11. Re:I don't get it? by Rich0 · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Simple - just start watching your favorite 1-hour TV show 20 minutes after it starts. You'll see the end at the same time as everyone else in the world, and have 20 extra minutes to do whatever suits your fancy.

      Me - I only have a general clue when my favorite shows are on. I don't have the time to drop whatever I'm doing and run over to the TV because some network exec decides that show xyz should be on at time 123. And many stations rerun their new episodes in the middle of the night, so if shows conflict the Tivo is pretty good at spotting other opportunities to record one of them.

    12. Re:I don't get it? by 11223 · · Score: 1

      Hit pause when the show comes on, and come back 15 minutes later (or set it up to record, and start watching 15 minutes into it). It works out perfectly. I do this all the time with my EyeTV.

      Since I've got the EyeTV right-arrow key set up for 30-second skip, I actually stop to watch the interesting commercials too, like the ones for DS9 box sets :-)

    13. Re:I don't get it? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Problem is the channels (certainly on UK cable) seem to synchronise their breaks. So you end up just skipping from one ad break to another.

    14. Re:I don't get it? by kramer2718 · · Score: 1

      That's it! I'm forming a class-action suit on behalf of all broadcasters against remote control manufacturers under the auspices of the DMCA.

      Better yet. Let's sue those evil people who put the channel up/down buttons on TVs at all. There should be only one channel, and if you don't like it, too fucking bad. You go to jail if you don't watch.

      Now that I'm on a rampage, here, why don't we outlaw all websites except for one. Which one? This one!

    15. Re:I don't get it? by Neil · · Score: 2, Insightful
      When it's conventionally taped, don't you skip the commercials as well?

      Yes - but only if you recorded the show with your VCR. It isn't so much the mechanics of being able to fast-forward through commercials that is significant about PVR technology - the significant thing is the change in viewing and recording habits that it tends to bring about.

      Recording stuff with a conventional tape based VCR is a pain (finding a tape to record on, making a note of which tapes have what on, keeping track of which tapes can be re-used, programming the timer, putting the recorder into timer-record-mode, not being able to use the recorder for anthing else - such as playback - once you've set it up to record something). VCR time shifting tends to be used for shows that you really want to see, but can't be in front of the TV set for, or which clash with other programming that you really want to see - it is a mechanism for handling exceptions.

      Recording stuff with PVR with built in program guide, wishlists, season passes, suggestions, etc, is actually easier than remembering to watch the shows that you are interested in on live TV, at particular times, on particular days. Once you have got used to it, PVR time shifting tends to be the preferred form for scheduling and watching TV. Experience suggests that TiVo users tend to stop watching live TV and time shift nearly everything - even stuff that they could have watched live if they had wished to.

      PVR viewers are therefore in a position to ad-skip during almost all of their TV viewing.

    16. Re:I don't get it? by mbourgon · · Score: 1

      Actually, these days that doesn't work too well - they all seem to go to commercial at the same time. I don't know if it still happens, but try watching the intro to Leno & Letterman one night... they're timed so that they occur at exactly the same time.

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    17. Re:I don't get it? by thynk · · Score: 1

      Simple - just start watching your favorite 1-hour TV show 20 minutes after it starts.

      If that works for you, wonderful. Personally, I'm new enough to the TiVo world and don't care enough about the comercials to adjust my watching habits so I don't have to watch them.

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    18. Re:I don't get it? by atomico · · Score: 1
      The MUTE button in the remote is your friend.


      Using it since 1981.

    19. Re:I don't get it? by dubiousmike · · Score: 1

      I have a ReplayTV.

      I make it a habit to start watching shows about 15 minutes into it. This way I have no commercials to watch for that hour.

      I'll just watch 22 minutes of a commercialess Simpsons, Futurama, Family Guy, 24, ect...

      Of course, this isn't "live tv" so much as letting my predetermined recordings start before I start watching them (you still record the Simpsons, even if you are there to watch it).

      My inlaws had their Dish/Tivo for 4 months before they realized they could pause live TV. Imagine how they loved it then.

    20. Re:I don't get it? by KUHurdler · · Score: 1

      I must be smarter than the average bear, but my VCR is set to tape my shows every week. I only program it once. For instance, I set my VCR to record CBS between 8-10pm every Thursday to catch "CSI" and "Without a Trace". I do the same for every other show I want to watch. I don't have to worry about it remembering to tape. Only once did I not have a tape rewound to tape everything. We usually watch them over the weekend. I can't pause live TV, but I still save myself 1/3rd of every program time I watch by fast forwarding through the commercials. Maybe I'm unusual, but I would guess I'm not the only one that does this. It no different than using a DVR or TIVO for it. This is not a new threat to advertisers.

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    21. Re:I don't get it? by gliadrachan · · Score: 1

      If the show is on cable or satellite, I'm already paying to watch it. So how can I be stealing something that I"ve paid for?

      If I was only watching over-the-air broadcasts, I'm still not stealing, since I'm not required to pay a fee to use a television.

      I'm not stealing a thing.

      Choosing not to view a commercial is not copyright infringement. It's called freedom; I can't be forced to watch something against my will.

      This is the same as using a VCR to tape a show and fast-forwarding through the tepe; a PVR just makes that easier.

    22. Re:I don't get it? by fucksl4shd0t · · Score: 1

      You'll see the end at the same time as everyone else in the world, and have 20 extra minutes to do whatever suits your fancy.

      Wow, I could SCREW 20 TIMES! Beats waiting for commercials...

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    23. Re:I don't get it? by linuxelf · · Score: 1

      I think this is the reason why it's a problem. Just like before Napster, file trading was happening all over the place. IRC, Newsgroups, FTP, etc. Napster just made it easier. It's this ease that made it so big.

      > This is the same as using a VCR to tape a show and fast-forwarding through the tepe; a PVR just makes that easier.

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    24. Re:I don't get it? by Senior+Frac · · Score: 1

      Maybe I'm unusual, but I would guess I'm not the only one that does this. It no different than using a DVR or TIVO for it. This is not a new threat to advertisers.

      Try this with 40 shows, many syndicated and on 3 different networks, keep those tapes organized, don't forget to put a fresh one in every 6 hours. Keep the entire schedule in your head, too. At that point, you might... just might... be approaching the functionality of a DVR. Of course, with all this organizing you're doing you might just be better off watching the shows.

      No. This is invariably the problem with trying to explain a DVR to someone who has not owned one. The DVR truly changes how you watch TV. Your whole perspective changes after using it awhile. These things are much, much more than just a digital VCR.

    25. Re:I don't get it? by Nightpaw · · Score: 1

      You will.

    26. Re:I don't get it? by Uma+Thurman · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Forgive me for saying this, but why did you get a TiVo then?

      I thought that everyone was like me and bought the TiVo specifically so they could avoid the advertisements.

      If I never see another BOWFLEX commercial it would be too soon.

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    27. Re:I don't get it? by Darthnice · · Score: 1

      Welcome to the TiVolution!

    28. Re:I don't get it? by ipjohnson · · Score: 1

      I want a tivo to tape stuff when I'm not around or busy doing other things. the ad skip is just a bonus.

    29. Re:I don't get it? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If I never see another BOWFLEX commercial it would be too soon.

      I'll buy a TiVo when it can cut out the announcer, the information, and the dude pumping iron, but leave in the hot chick working out. That would rock.

      Same concept would be great for a lot of commercials if you think about it.

    30. Re:I don't get it? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It no different than using a DVR or TIVO for it.

      Yeah, this is great until CBS decides to air a basketball game in that time slot, or they start showing reruns, or they decide to run a special 2 hour CSI season finale, or you run out of tape.

      With Tivo, all of those situations are handled automatically, and unlike your VCR approach, it scales to as many shows as you want with almost no effort.

    31. Re:I don't get it? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I think you're missing the point of Tivo, you record everything you want to watch, then watch it and skip the commercials. I never watch live tv because there is already something better I've previously recorded. If I want to watch a show that is live I record it and watch something off the HD instead.

    32. Re:I don't get it? by ivan256 · · Score: 1

      Give it a few more weeks. You'll start to not care if you make it to the TV in time for your favorite shows... You'll spend entire evenings away from the TV comfortable in the knowledge that you won't miss the only chance to catch that show you like. Live TV will slowly slip from usage. That's the best thing about TiVo. You can both watch TV *and* not have it rule your life. It just takes some time for it to sink in....

    33. Re:I don't get it? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If I were your girlfriend you'd never have the chance of watching those Victoria's secret commercials

    34. Re:I don't get it? by KUHurdler · · Score: 1

      Yeah, this is great until CBS decides to air a basketball game in that time slot, or they start showing reruns, or they decide to run a special 2 hour CSI season finale, or you run out of tape.

      Worst case scenario: I miss taping the show. So I will go download the HDTV version torrent from suprnova and watch it on the computer. So what.

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    35. Re:I don't get it? by KUHurdler · · Score: 1

      Try this with 40 shows

      If I tried to watch 40 shows a week, I think I would have to either quit my job or kill myself. Does anyone really watch that much TV? I watch like 6 shows a week tops. And I also watch whenever my Kansas Jayhawks have a basketball game on tv... Or the Kansas City Chiefs.

      And I already feel like I watch too much TV. If Tivo makes me want to watch 40 shows a week, I don't want it.

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    36. Re:I don't get it? by KUHurdler · · Score: 1

      My whole point (that was missed) was that I rarely watch commercials with just my VCR... and that its not just the fault of the DVR that people don't watch commercials.

      The reason I don't watch commercials is that there are 20 minutes of them for every 1 hour of show.

      I'm not arguing that I don't want a TiVo... I would be happy to use the TiVo in the same manner. If I didn't have to pay for a lifetime/monthly subscription I would probably go buy one today. But, I am cheap. And until I can reason the price, my VCR works fine.

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    37. Re:I don't get it? by WinDoze · · Score: 1

      Try this with 40 shows

      Are there really 40 must-see shows every week? Offhand I can think of three I really like to watch, and two that I catch if I can.

      40 shows... Mind boggles...

    38. Re:I don't get it? by WinDoze · · Score: 1

      You can also add your own dialog this way.

      Cue "The Simple Life" commercial. Paris Hilton appears on screen. Me, in a really bad falsetto: "I only had to blow 26 guys to get on this show!"

    39. Re:I don't get it? by praxis · · Score: 1

      Give it two more weeks, and you will never really be watching "Live TV" anymore. That's the typical TiVo break in cycle (where the TiVo breaks you in to get used to not being chained anymore).

    40. Re:I don't get it? by IronChef · · Score: 1

      Skipping over the commercials works great for stuff that's been recorded, but isn't very effective on live tv (you *could* pause it for 2 mintues then skip over them).

      I have had a ReplayTV for about 3 years, and I always delay live shows by long enough that I miss all the commercials. 15 minutes for a 1-hour show... I'd rather spend it doing anything other than watching commercials.

      If you are uncomfortable delaying live TV long enough to miss the ads, The Man is pushing you around, and you are still getting used to your Tivo. :)

    41. Re:I don't get it? by Grishnakh · · Score: 1

      If the show is on cable or satellite, I'm already paying to watch it. So how can I be stealing something that I"ve paid for?

      No, you're only paying for access to the network, not the programming itself. You need to watch the ads to pay for the programming. It's part of the implied contract you have with the networks.

      If I was only watching over-the-air broadcasts, I'm still not stealing, since I'm not required to pay a fee to use a television.

      No, you're stealing. You don't have to pay a fee to use the television over-the-air, but the programming costs money, paid for by ads, so you need to watch the ads.

      Choosing not to view a commercial is not copyright infringement. It's called freedom; I can't be forced to watch something against my will.

      Freedom? Where do you think you are, some advanced country that affords its citizens freedom? This is the USA; there's no freedom here, unless you're a politician or corporate executive. You're just a lowly serf, and you better shape up and watch all those commercials that you have a contract with the networks to view. You need to buy the products in those commercials too, even if the product is a maxi-pad and you're a male.

    42. Re:I don't get it? by bill_mcgonigle · · Score: 1

      Just in case anybody thinks you're kidding....

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    43. Re:I don't get it? by bill_mcgonigle · · Score: 1

      It's called changing the channel until the commercial is over!

      Maybe they'll ban CNN Headline News under the DMCA.

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    44. Re:I don't get it? by Doctor+Faustus · · Score: 1

      Watch out. The 35 hours you get in the DirecTV/Tivo combo unit runs out real fast.

    45. Re:I don't get it? by angle_slam · · Score: 1

      Even if it's not taped, I skip commercials. I use commercials for bathroom or kitchen breaks or to channel surf. I'm sure I'm not the only person who does this.

    46. Re:I don't get it? by rthille · · Score: 1

      I just can't watch live TV anymore. If something I want to watch 'right now' is on, at the first comercial break where I'm caught up, I pause it and go channel surfing on the other tuner. On the older tivo (stand alone) I'd go watch a 30min sitcom in 15-20 minutes, and then come back and be able to skip all the commercials and end up catching up at the end of the hour.
      We spent the thanksgiving long weekend with some friends who we gave a tivo as a present a year or more ago. My friend Dave leaves it on during the commercials. It drove me crazy. At the very least, I pause it, then jump to 'real time', then pause again, or jump back as necessary until the break is over.
      He'd try muting when I complained, but everyone in the room would sit there and watch the muted commercials.
      Probably the evolutionary wiring for watching out for preditors.

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    47. Re:I don't get it? by Cro+Magnon · · Score: 1

      I don't WATCH 40 shows a week, but if I RECORD 40 shows a week, I have that much more choice of WHAT to watch. Before I got a Tivo, I just recorded my usual evening shows when I was busy and watched them later. Now, I record my evening shows, shows that air when I'm at work, and shows that air when I'm sleeping. Most of those shows get deleted to make room for new stuff, but I have more choices of which stuff to watch.

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    48. Re:I don't get it? by YAN3D · · Score: 1

      Did you ever notice that when you change the channel during a commercial, there is a commercial on almost every other channel at the same time? Coincidence?

    49. Re:I don't get it? by willtsmith · · Score: 1

      No.

      We will see a tranisition to more product placement and entertainment oriented commercials.

      Of course, my ultimate wish is the complete collapse of advertising as an industry. It would be replaced by factual tools like ... the internet.

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    50. Re:I don't get it? by willtsmith · · Score: 1

      There will probably be a joke about PVRs in City Slickers 3 ;-)

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    51. Re:I don't get it? by thynk · · Score: 1

      Forgive me for saying this, but why did you get a TiVo then?

      I like skipping the commercials, don't get me wrong. I just don't care enough about the commercials enough to find a way to work around them if it's not already recorded or I have a reason to pause tv.

      The main reason I went with TiVo was to record the shows I like - since I work nights I miss most of the shows I enjoy and the PVR solution I had setup on the computer just didn't cut it.

      Have you noticed that you pay closer attention to the commercials while skipping them than you do when they are just playing? I find that I can tune them out while they are just playing, I'm rivited to the TV when I'm zipping through them looking for the program to start up again.

      I love my TiVo, I'm never going back to regular TV and I'm never going back to cable. Call the conversion complete!

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    52. Re:I don't get it? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Seriously. This is EXACTLY what the network PHBs are saying! The notion of commercial skippage is also scaring the crap out of Nielsen Media Research. They are frantically trying to partner/extort/blackmail their way into the PVR market for the purpose of making commercial advance and skippage as non-transparent as possible.

      The NMR house of cards is falling over. And it never even came to light how horribly innacurate their data is. ... won't say how I know. hehehe

      I can't wait for the day that obscure demographics and interests can easily find streaming content on the net.

      Now, what was the link to that amateur curling competion in Botswana again?

    53. Re:I don't get it? by KUHurdler · · Score: 1

      Great, so let me get this straight: I can buy a machine that will record LOTS of shows I don't want to watch, only to delete them later. That way I have more "choices". Where do I sign up?

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    54. Re:I don't get it? by jroysdon · · Score: 1


      Or if you have a DirecTivo you can hit the down button and choose the other tuner and surf (or keep the other tuner on VH1 or whatever). What I like about this is that I can surf or watch a video or two, then come back to my show which might already be 1-2 minutes back into it, but rewind back. You get a 60 minute buffer on each tuner, so long as you don't change the channel (and each tuner can be on a different channel).

  4. The only TV i watch is in DVD form. by heldlikesound · · Score: 4, Insightful

    If people are talking about a show, and saying it's really good, I ussally just rent the first season on DVD, if it's good, me and my girlfriend rent the next, and so on. We've watched all 4 seasons of the Sopranos, as well as the first two seasons of 24, Simpson I don't worry about, becuase i buy those box sets anyway. We also tune in for the occasional Discovery Channel feature, or some good college football, other than that TV is shite, but hopefully I didn't have to tell you that.

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    1. Re:The only TV i watch is in DVD form. by malignatus · · Score: 5, Funny

      I ussally just rent the first season on DVD, if it's good, me and my girlfriend rent the next, and so on.

      That's exactly what I do, except I "borrow" them from a friends I suddenly met over the Internet.

    2. Re:The only TV i watch is in DVD form. by The-Bus · · Score: 1

      Simpson I don't worry about, becuase i buy those box sets anyway

      Well, at the rate these are coming out you'll be in an old folk's home before seeing Season Six. I highly suggest you at least start watching re-runs...

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    3. Re:The only TV i watch is in DVD form. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I do this also as do many other people I know. This is why I hate hearing how much money the TV industry is loosing. I don't watch the TV nor do I watch the commercials. In fact, I've trained myself to not look at any internet ads as well. When they start popping up in windows or flashed based animations start covering the content I want to read then I just do something else until it's over or hit F4 to close the window.

      My point? If something is worth watching I'll pay for it myself. I'm not really interested in watching ads showing me how stupid men are and only women recongnize a real bargain. Oh, and then then there are the 'diverse" ads that show me how I SHOULD be living my life. And finally, don't forget, those hot bikini babes would just be all over me if only I used product XYZ.

      But of course Orin Hatch will probably sneak in a new rider on a Bill requiring all people in the U.S. to watch at least 3 hours of commercials a day or else you will go to jail.

      America, land of the "free"!

      To quote Inigo Montoya "You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means."

    4. Re:The only TV i watch is in DVD form. by Rich0 · · Score: 1

      Uh - you could probably buy a Tivo just for the cost of renting a few seasons worth of shows. The last time I checked they only put about two shows on a DVD, and if you're paying the $4-5 per DVD that is typical at a rental outlet that will add up fast.

      Besides - with Tivo I can see them as they come out, but on my own time.

    5. Re:The only TV i watch is in DVD form. by Big+Nothing · · Score: 1

      In other words - you're the kind of guy the TV companies don't have to worry about. You give them your money directly.

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    6. Re:The only TV i watch is in DVD form. by IANAAC · · Score: 1

      I buy a lot of boxed sets (I can't wait for Alias season two to be released). For what ever reason, I tend to buy more boxed sets of TV shows than I do movies on DVD. Those I tend to rent. A couple of years ago I got a second dish to handle international programming (TV5 and RAI Intl) and I find that I watch a lot of those live. First off, they never follow the schedule that's listed in the guide, and second, they tend to show a lot of "Variety Show" type programming - a format I've always liked. A much more "live" feeling format.

    7. Re:The only TV i watch is in DVD form. by corbettw · · Score: 2, Insightful

      We also tune in for the occasional Discovery Channel feature, or some good college football, other than that TV is shite, but hopefully I didn't have to tell you that.

      Um, TV is "shite", but you pay money each month for cable? (Discovery Channel is not available for free, ya know.)

      Personnally, I don't see TV as entertaining enough to pay someone $50 a month to get more channels, and another $20 to skip commercials. With seven broadcast networks (NBC, ABC, CBS, Fox, WB, UPN, and PBS), there's usually something on worth watching in the evening. If not, there's the Internet and books, or, dare I say it, interacting with other human beings. Someone willing to spend $70 every month on TV isn't living a very balanced life.

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    8. Re:The only TV i watch is in DVD form. by PainKilleR-CE · · Score: 1

      Personnally, I don't see TV as entertaining enough to pay someone $50 a month to get more channels, and another $20 to skip commercials. With seven broadcast networks (NBC, ABC, CBS, Fox, WB, UPN, and PBS), there's usually something on worth watching in the evening.

      With those channels, I'm not surprised that you think there's nothing worth paying to see on TV.

      If not, there's the Internet and books, or, dare I say it, interacting with other human beings. Someone willing to spend $70 every month on TV isn't living a very balanced life.

      Personally, my cable bill runs $100/month, but ~$40 of that is for the modem service. $12 for 6 channels of HBO, on which I'll watch an occasional movie but generally just watch their series (Carnivale, 6 feet under, Sopranos, etc). So the other ~$48 is the combination of standard and digital cable plus the rental for the digital cable box and extended cable for the rooms that don't have the digital cable.

      Is it worth it? Probably not, but the majority of the cost is the standard cable and the modem service. After that it's nickel & dime stuff where giving up any one thing wouldn't be any significant savings, and would result in me feeling like I should cancel completely. Most of the channels I watch are on extended or digital cable, and HBO.

      That being said, I tend to read or play GBA games during commercials, and my time spent watching TV doesn't even come close to the time I spend playing games, reading books, or even (gasp) interacting with my girlfriend. One thing I have cut down on in the last 18 months or so is the amount of time I spend doing almost nothing on the internet from home. I log into my computer to check my email, maybe play a game, and check a couple of sites, and then I leave the room and don't go back in there until the next day, usually. Then again, I am considering a notebook because there would be a lot of things that I would like to do that I simply will not do because the computer's in the other room. I'll be adding wireless access in my apartment soon, anyway, so it's just a small step from there to watch TV with my girlfriend and pull up information on just where I've seen that girl in that Buffy episode before without her complaining that I'm leaving her for my computer again.

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    9. Re:The only TV i watch is in DVD form. by drinkypoo · · Score: 1

      Personally, I blow my $65/mo on comcast cable (no other broadband is available here) and spend all my energy on the internet, instead of television. I still ignore the real world, but I get a shitload of movies, music, and games off USENET! Where would we be without news? Not to mention that I have also turned it into a useful hobby, which is to say that I node on E2 and I learn a lot in the process. (Of course, E2 has been down for damn near forever as they await a move into their new hosting. I'm seriously going through withdrawals.)

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    10. Re:The only TV i watch is in DVD form. by pretentiousPPC · · Score: 1

      Netflix starts at only $20, and the 3 months I've had it I've gone through all of these TV series CSI:1,2 24:1, DS9:1, Farscape:1, Space Ghost, Aqua Teen Hunger Force, Sopranos:4, Mr. Show, and Alias:1.
      The added benefit of renting the shows is that I can watch the show in succession, from beginning to end, and don't have the problem of joining a season in the middle, which I absolutly hate (esp. with a show like 24).

      Netflix is great I have the 5-Disk deal and I've only spent $90 so far, and I can usually go through around 20-25 disks a month giving me a savings of around $150-285, of regular rental places. Maybe this saveings in time will be enough to get that TiVo.

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    11. Re:The only TV i watch is in DVD form. by thoth · · Score: 1

      $50 a month for cable? Where I live, Comcast offers "basic" cable, which includes the broadcast stations, and a few misc. cable channels: Discovery, Weather, and a whole bunch of public access and shopping ones. Of course, I am primarily interested in Discovery.

      Monthly cost: $12.30.

    12. Re:The only TV i watch is in DVD form. by corbettw · · Score: 1

      If I could get basic cable for $12 a month, then, yeah, it would be worth it. But my local provider, Adelphia, starts around $50 a month for basic cable. Adding HBO and whatnot pushes it up closer to $100.

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    13. Re:The only TV i watch is in DVD form. by Kris_J · · Score: 1
      [AOLuser]Me Too![/AOLuser]

      Free to air sucks so badly in Australia that I barely watch it at all anymore. I've been borrowing and buying Futurama recently and I've been buying Andromeda for a while now. I've just got hooked on two really decent video games and I've got a swag of books, DVDs, CDs and magazines on their way.

      If free to air stopped broadcasting this minute, It'd take me days, possibly weeks to notice on my own. Were I a "television executive", I'd be moving into a new business model pretty damn rapidly.

  5. Is this a good thing? by Glyndwr · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Now, I don't like advert breaks and I don't like the rampant commercialism they imply, but seriously: isn't this going to make a lot of TV unprofitable? So what happens now? Will less TV be made? Will good shows magically suceed and only bad shows not get made (fat chance)? Or will the overall proportion of "World's Blankiest Blank" shows increase (seems likely)?

    Perhaps DVD box sets are the answer.. but then again, if the only money was in the DVD release, why do TV at all? And anyway, Futurama sells by the truckload and that still got cancelled. I suspect the real answer is "new and insidious advertising methods". Hurrah for FCC-approved "cannot skip" bits, coming soon to a digital TV adbreak near you! And hurrah too for product placement! You must buy Pepsi, because Joey Tribbiani does!

    Not that I can see a way to put this genie back in the bottle, admittedly. Ah well, I guess we'll just have to wait and see what whacky adventures come next.

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    1. Re:Is this a good thing? by Glyndwr · · Score: 1

      Forgot to mention: of course, here in the UK we can at least feel smug about the BBC as we pay our annual Television Tax. Which is good... uhh, I think.

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    2. Re:Is this a good thing? by Tony+Hoyle · · Score: 1

      The TV companies will probably start going subscription based to make up the shortfall. With enough subscribers you can ditch adverts altogether (eg. BBC, 50 million people paying ~12 a month = a lot of cash).

    3. Re:Is this a good thing? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

      > Hurrah for FCC-approved "cannot skip" bits, coming soon to a digital TV adbreak near you!

      Hurra for reality; You can leave the room and get a snack and there is no fscking thing they can do about it!

    4. Re:Is this a good thing? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yeah, because we all know how terribly unprofitable television has been for the last 50 years because nobody pays attention to the commmericals.

    5. Re:Is this a good thing? by Wanderer2 · · Score: 5, Funny
      Hurra for reality; You can leave the room and get a snack and there is no fscking thing they can do about it!

      "Open the living room door, HAL."

      "I'm sorry Dave, I'm afraid I can't do that."

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    6. Re:Is this a good thing? by akuma(x86) · · Score: 5, Interesting

      ...but then again, if the only money was in the DVD release, why do TV at all

      Nobody is going to shell out hard earned dollars on DVD box sets of content they have never seen or know nothing about. You could think of the television shows as advertisements for the DVDs. Perhaps this will cause the quality of shows to improve because if the show sucks, nobody is going to buy the dvd. This is a pretty strong incentive.

      Or perhaps this will lead to the pay-per-view system dominating the ratings. This has worked for HBO quite well.

      The Tivo/DVR watchers are skipping the commercials because for the most part they are annoying. This should be seen as a strong feedback signal to the advertisers that their methods do more to annoy than to inform.

      Perhaps Hollywood isn't entitled to the gravy train that has been going on for the past 40 years or so and they might have to *gasp* INNOVATE, like everybody else to maintain a healthy profitable business.

    7. Re:Is this a good thing? by vanillacoke · · Score: 2, Informative

      Yah its called cable. ;)

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    8. Re:Is this a good thing? by TheRaven64 · · Score: 4, Interesting
      Don't forget that only around half of the license fee goes to the BBC, and not all of that gets spent on TV.

      I would like to see a more direct marketing approact to TV broadcasting. Living in the UK, I often don't see shows until as much as a year after they were released stateside. I then see them on channels like Sky One, which are 25% advert. Alternatively I could download them from the 'net in SVCD quality within a week of release and watch them ad-free. If I could download the shows directly from the studios, in a known quality, then I would be more than happy to pay for this, even with some kind of `only watch 2-4 times' kind of DRM (if I want to watch it more, I can buy the DVD, although I should possibly be given a discount on the DVD if I've paid for it once already), and even if I could only watch it on a closed-platform set-top-box.

      I would also be prepared to pay in advance for a second season of a show I liked, so that the creators would have enough funds to extend popular shows, free of the whims of the networks.

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    9. Re:Is this a good thing? by Jafafa+Hots · · Score: 5, Insightful

      It's very simple. When technology renders a business model obsolete, the obvious answer is to make using that technology a crime!

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    10. Re:Is this a good thing? by batemanm · · Score: 1
      (eg. BBC, 50 million people paying ~12 a month = a lot of cash).

      Except that there are only 58,789,194 people in the UK according to the 2001 Census so 50 million paying the license fee is probably a little high. There are 24 million households (EU DG Information Soc) which is proably a better number to estimate the number of people paying the license fee . So more like 24 million * ~12 quid a month = a lot of cash / ~2

    11. Re:Is this a good thing? by Psychic+Burrito · · Score: 1

      You know, I always wondered: How much do you pay per year for the BBC?

      Could you enlighted me? Thanks!

    12. Re:Is this a good thing? by mosschops · · Score: 1

      How much do you pay per year for the BBC?

      From http://www.tv-l.co.uk/:
      "Currently a colour TV Licence costs you 116.00 GBP and a black and white TV Licence 38.50 GBP. Anyone aged 75 or over is entitled to a free TV Licence for their principal residence. If you are registered blind, you need to pay only 50% of the full licence fee."

      You don't just pay for the BBC though - you must pay if you own a TV, even if you only watch cable channels. Even owning a TV and using it for video games, you'd probably be hard pushed to prove you don't use it for regular viewing!

    13. Re:Is this a good thing? by peanut89 · · Score: 1

      116, so about $200 a year. It's kind of pricey, but not so unreasonable for what you get.

    14. Re:Is this a good thing? by croddy · · Score: 3, Insightful
      The Tivo/DVR watchers are skipping the commercials because for the most part they are annoying. This should be seen as a strong feedback signal to the advertisers that their methods do more to annoy than to inform.

      oh, for a mod point.

    15. Re:Is this a good thing? by Blue+Stone · · Score: 1

      The UK TV license fee is now at 121, or roughly US$190 per annum.

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    16. Re:Is this a good thing? by jbrw · · Score: 2, Informative
      "Currently a colour TV Licence costs you 116.00 and a black and white TV Licence 38.50." There's a slight discount if you're blind.

      Details at http://www.tv-l.co.uk/.

      (116? Has it gone up about ten quid recently?)

    17. Re:Is this a good thing? by Blue+Stone · · Score: 1

      "Pound" signs not available on Slashdot, apparently.

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    18. Re:Is this a good thing? by PReDiToR · · Score: 1

      you'd probably be hard pushed to prove you don't use it for regular viewing!

      You cannot prove this, even if you have the tuning circuit taken out of the box, you are still liable for the TV license, as it was produced to be a TV receiver, not a monitor.

      Hearsay: I know a guy who claimed to have been prosecuted personally with the scenario outlined above.

      On another topic, if you're ever stuck for something to Google, read up on how TV detector vans work. Its cool beans.

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    19. Re:Is this a good thing? by AllUsernamesAreGone · · Score: 4, Insightful

      You were rated funny, but given the behaviour of the industry to date, I'd actually say you're more insightful than funny...

    20. Re:Is this a good thing? by PReDiToR · · Score: 1

      "I'm sorry Dave, I'm afraid I can't do that."

      In that case HAL, I'm going to have to crack your firmware and replace you with a small shell script.

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    21. Re:Is this a good thing? by mikerich · · Score: 2, Funny
      (116? Has it gone up about ten quid recently?)

      Five Pounds a couple of weeks ago.

      Which was WELL SPENT - because now there are even more chances to see that advert for Freeview starring Alan Titchmarsh.

      And don't worry if you miss them on BB1, you'll be able to catch the advert again on BBC2, on BBC3 ON BBC1, BB4 ON BBC1, BBC Radio 1, 2, 3 and 4...

      Best wishes,
      Mike.

    22. Re:Is this a good thing? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What do you think this is, some sort of well designed, properly coded international community? Sir, you're on Slashdot. Now quit your complaining, you dirty not-American-dollar-symbol using heathen!

    23. Re:Is this a good thing? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Complain to your MP. It's the Government that has set the target to switch off analogue by 2010. The only way that's going to happen if is the other 60% get up and get Freeview. The BBC pretty much has to push digital as hard as it can, because of someones fantasy in Whitehall.

    24. Re:Is this a good thing? by arkanes · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Advertisers have this attitude that you're obligated to watch thier shit. I know it's a huge industry and all, but jesus people, get it together. Pay less money to agencies - there's no reason you need to spend a million and a half on a commercial. Try spending 500 grand each on 3 commercials, so that I don't see the same 10 commercials in the same order every 45 minutes. It should be a mortal sin to play the same commercial back to back. Theres alot of untapped ground in commercials - and NONE of it has anything to do with being "edgy", or "flashy" or "street".

    25. Re:Is this a good thing? by fruey · · Score: 1
      Slashdot doesn't respect a lot of standard foreign characters, it's as if it's 7bit US ASCII and equivalents only please.

      8 bit ASCII : (& # 163 ;) should work, but I don't think it will really.

      Native pound - - unlikely to work either

      So use ISO currency code, GBP.

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    26. Re:Is this a good thing? by Chris+Worth · · Score: 1

      Question: where did you hear that only half the license fee goes to the Beeb? This is news to me.

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    27. Re:Is this a good thing? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Will good shows magically suceed and only bad shows not get made (fat chance)? Or will the overall proportion of "World's Blankiest Blank" shows increase (seems likely)?

      The same thing that happens now will happen in the future - popular programmes will succeed and unpopular programmes will not. Sometimes this means crud gets favoured, sometimes it doesn't.

      Perhaps DVD box sets are the answer.. but then again, if the only money was in the DVD release, why do TV at all?

      Free advertising. Who's going to buy a DVD box set when they haven't seen any of the stuff on TV?

      And anyway, Futurama sells by the truckload and that still got cancelled.

      A single example does not a trend make.

      I suspect the real answer is "new and insidious advertising methods".

      That's going to be difficult. I don't know about the USA, but at least here in the UK, there are regulations about product placement and things like that. What are USA companies going to do - chop out all the advertising for the UK market? Abandon a (fairly) lucrative market?

      Incidentally, Yanks often give us Brits a hard time about the BBC (a state-funded media company that produce a number of television channels, programmes and radio stations). However, it's produced some damn fine television over the years - perhaps it's not such a bad idea after all.

    28. Re:Is this a good thing? by Nick_dm · · Score: 1

      Its 116 GBP so about $200 at the moment.

      I've got a letter telling me to pay up sitting next to me now :) They blanket mailed my college with demands last week, interesting because I don't know anyone with TVs here (inc. myself). Must be people over the summer who had them and the registry hasn't been updated (or they've just lost the plot :)

    29. Re:Is this a good thing? by lga · · Score: 1

      I live in the UK and I have a TV set, which I use only for DVD's and an old Amiga. I called the TV licencing people and told them I didn't want a licence for the above reasons. They made a note of that fact, and told me to unplug the arial and detune the channels, and that would be enough.

      Steve.

    30. Re:Is this a good thing? by fruey · · Score: 1
      Nah there ain't even a character set declaration in the HTML HEAD section, which is bad. Slashdot doesn't validate either. Indeed it's not even possbile to validate it via W3C...
      got the following unexpected response when trying to retrieve : 403 Forbidden Please make sure you have entered the URI correctly.
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    31. Re:Is this a good thing? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Oh, and one more thing: last time I checked, people paid for cable. What happens to that money?

    32. Re:Is this a good thing? by ldspartan · · Score: 1

      Is the tax per TV though? In that case, it would be closer to 50 million...

      Just a though.

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    33. Re:Is this a good thing? by jwdg · · Score: 1
      No, it all goes to the BBC (minus about 6% which is the cost of collection). And yes, it also pays for radio and online services as well.

      The BBC's total income for the year ended 31st March 03 was around 3500 million pounds. BBC Annual Report and Accounts. 2659 million was from the license fee, the remainder from commercial ventures (e.g. selling books & videos; renting facilities; technical consultancy and specialist services).

    34. Re:Is this a good thing? by TiggsPanther · · Score: 1

      People wonder why I treat "The System" as a joke.

      It's mainly 'cos, like this, this year's punchlines often becomes next year's MO.

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    35. Re:Is this a good thing? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Here's a business model: Instead of embedding advertising in and around the programs, what if a company charged a monthly fee to deliver programs to your home through, say, a CABLE???

    36. Re:Is this a good thing? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Nope, per household.

    37. Re:Is this a good thing? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's per household, one license covers all the TV's and radios in the house, and in the cars owned by the people in the house.

      It's a bargain if you ask me.

      One curious side effect of the lack of ads is that "hour long" shows bought in from the states only last 45 minutes.

    38. Re:Is this a good thing? by TopShelf · · Score: 1

      Then again, if you look at the numbers, you realize that this article is way overblown. A potential threat 5 years down the road that might result in a 4-10% drop in ad revenue? That's hardly a revolutionary factor in the TV business. Variations over the course of a normal business cycle are larger than that. Besides, with plenty of alternatives to the traditional 30-second commercial (product placement, logos displayed during the course of a program, etc.), I doubt that DVR's will have a disastrous effect on the TV business...

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    39. Re:Is this a good thing? by Havokmon · · Score: 1
      So what happens now? Will less TV be made?

      I'll answer your question with a question:
      How much will each "Friend" make per episode?

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    40. Re:Is this a good thing? by Kombat · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Perhaps Hollywood [...] might have to *gasp* INNOVATE, like everybody else to maintain a healthy profitable business.

      I'm sorry, but frankly I'm getting a little tired of this line. Plenty of industries have been doing essentially the same things for decades, and the tried-and-true models are still working. But some of the more IP-based industries are suffering due to digital proliferation.

      It seems to me that the "innovate" demand is often used as an excuse to justify copyright infringement. Now that we've finally found a way to circumvent your traditional business model and access your content without paying for it, you tell them to "innovate," rather than suggest that they might rather try to convince us to stop taking things without paying. They should "innovate" and find a way to block us from stealing again, until we find away around that roadblock too, at which point we'll simply advise them to "innovate" some more.

      Failing that, people will say, "well they should stop making such crap then." Sure, the new Nikelback CD isn't good enough to pay for, but it's good enough to spend time and effort downloading it for free though, isn't it. Ditto for Hollywood movies. "Matrix Revolutions sucked," they'll say, "I'm glad I didn't pay to see it in the theatre." They say it sucked, yet they spent how much time (and money) downloading it? They'll bitch about the $0.001 in connection charges it costs them to download a 40kb spam, but have no problems downloading a 700MB movie, as long as they don't have to pay for it.

      I guess they should just "innovate" (as long as it doesn't involve any technology to restrict your computer, car, DVD player, CD-ROM, or anything else, eh?), and stop making shows/movies that everybody else likes, and instead make more movies YOU like, right?

      Sorry, that's one of my hot-buttons. Mods, do your worst.

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    41. Re:Is this a good thing? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Now, I don't like advert breaks and I don't like the rampant commercialism they imply, but seriously: isn't this going to make a lot of TV unprofitable? So what happens now? Will less TV be made? Will good shows magically suceed and only bad shows not get made (fat chance)? Or will the overall proportion of "World's Blankiest Blank" shows increase (seems likely)?


      Less BAD TV will be made, I think, simply because with slimmer profit margins there's less room for error and every numbskull idea for another stupid sitcom won't get shoved onto the airways because it costs too much for it to tank. Maybe some good shows won't get made either, who knows? The worst part of this is the inevitability that more generated on-screen graphics will happen. There are already gigantic animated promos that they stick in the corner, or channel logos, that are so friggin huge and distracting ... I'm not kidding there are ads for that idiotic "X-treme sports" show 5-4-3-2-1 that come on during hockey games and they take up almost an entire quarter of the screen.
    42. Re:Is this a good thing? by mgs1000 · · Score: 1

      Do the deaf get a 50% discount as well?

    43. Re:Is this a good thing? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No they get teletext subtitles.

    44. Re:Is this a good thing? by chthonicdaemon · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Imagine a patent free world. Rather, imagine a world where the automobile does not consist of only patented parts. Now imagine having an easy way of making automobiles at home for a fraction of the price asked by automobile manufacturers. This would make the automobile industry decidedly nervous, but would have nothing to do with copyright infringement. It would have to do with supply and demand.

      You mention that the IP based companies are suffering. This might be not because they are being screwed over, but because they were doing well in the first place due to lucky coincedence which procected their 'right' to profit. Unfortunately, people will always try to pay less for the same product. They will buy cheap imitation breakfast cereal that costs less than the original if it is not significantly different. They will buy cheap clothes if they are not significantly inferior to expensive clothes. This is the way of the consumer. This is why people go to sales and bargain-hunt.

      It seems that your respect for so-called intellectual property goes so deep that you are exhorting people to buy the expensive stuff, because of some moral obligation to repay the creators of their wares. This has never been the way of the consumer. A hard-working but unskilled woodworker could not charge more for his product because it took him longer to make, just as a skilled musician is not expected to ask less for his music which he composes for fun. They are forced to ask what the market will pay or not be payed at all.

      Where this is all going is that you need to innovate to make money from any endeavor. It is becoming more difficult to rely on the difficulty of obtaining alternatives in the entertainment industry, and they will go under if they do not respond. However, people will continue to seek out good deals and pay as little as possible for as much as possible. It's just human nature. Deal with it.

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    45. Re:Is this a good thing? by Glyndwr · · Score: 1
      Mods, do your worst.
      Hopefully upwards.
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    46. Re:Is this a good thing? by corbettw · · Score: 1

      I understand that some ministry or other (Ministry of Housinge, maybe?) is responsible for tracking down TV owning scofflaws by detecting the faint signals eminating from their TVs (because any receiver is also a broadcaster). I've always wondered, what's to stop people from not paying the tax, and simply grounding their TV properly so it doesn't emit any radiation? Haven't you people ever heard of a Faraday cage?

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    47. Re:Is this a good thing? by Tony+Hoyle · · Score: 1

      It's a tax per household, so the 24 million is probably a better figure.

      You have to pay it if you have any equipment capable of receiving colour signals, even if you never watch BBC (or listen to BBC Radio, go to the BBC website, etc.). So it really is a tax since it's almost impossible to avoid paying it.

      It's good value though, compared to Sky, which is as was mentioned 25% adverts (this is no exaggeration... they get around the legal limits by having almost no adverts overnight so they can keep the averages about right). Sky costs ~500 a year and you still suffer advertising. Not surprisingly they make huge profits...

    48. Re:Is this a good thing? by Tony+Hoyle · · Score: 1

      The 'signals broadcasting from the TV' idea is largely myth - there are so many TVs (some of which are plasma and have virtually no emission), computers, etc. not to mention that cars output bucketloads of EM that pinning it down to one house would be nearly impossible.

      The reality is much simpler - they simply have a list of everyone who's paid a license, and a list of everyone who hasn't.

    49. Re:Is this a good thing? by Glyndwr · · Score: 1

      A friend of mine once got talking to a TV detector guy in the pub (yeah, I know, sounds very bogus but stick with me here; this does make sense). He said the detector van is almost a myth and they catch 95% of scofflaws by legwork, i.e. writing them scary letters, going to their house, and looking in through the curtains. This is much cheaper than a detector van. They also log the names and addresses of anyone who buys a TV; this then gets cross-referenced against the database.

      Makes sense to me. I've occasionally gone a month without renewing my licence, partially to see what would happen, and no hellfire landed about me.

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    50. Re:Is this a good thing? by White+Shade · · Score: 1

      Another potential innovation that they could do is start making advertisements that don't suck...

      BMW's series of short films were essentially just big advertisements, but they were awesome. Complete night and day difference from the standard car commercial which tells you nothing about the car other than the fact that professional drivers on closed courses can go around corners fast, and occasionally that you can fit more cargo into it than any other car 'in it's class'..

      And then there's that fucking 'baby baby' cd commercial which i'm sure many of the american readers are familiar with, which is probably the most infuriating commercial ever and that (honest, no bullshit) everybody I know turns off when it comes on... This is an example of a 'bad' commercial, which given time could completely destroy the advertising market.

      So, the way I see it, I would actually be less concerned about having to watch large commercial blocks if the commercials were actually GOOD, like the BMW ones, or the new subway one with jared screaming about falling out of airplanes, and so on. Of course, I would much rather have to deal with fewer ads, but I'd be less likely to complain if the advertisers actually put some real creativity into their advertisements rather than the shitpiles they foist upon us now.

      Making good ads, ads which you'd actually WANT to see again, now that would be innovative. You don't even need new technology for that.

      rant finished.

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    51. Re:Is this a good thing? by SuzanneA · · Score: 1

      There are signals generated by ANY TV, plasma, LCD, CRT, it doesn't matter, the screen itself isn't the source. The source is the IF generator used in the RF receiver.

      When you tune to a channel, what a radio or TV does, is generate an IF (Intermediary frequency) that is beated against the RF signal from the air, this produces the same modulated signal at a lower frequency, a known frequency (RF - IF). Since variable frequency tuners are hard to make, especially at the 500MHz or so region where TV lives, this is the easiest solution, the tuner itself has to just handle demodulation at a specific known frequency each time.

      For example, if Channel 1 is at 550Mhz, and Channel 2 at 600MHz (made up numbers, I can't remember the exact frequencies in use), you make a tuner that demodulates the signals (AM for video, FM for audio) at a 50MHz base frequency, and set your IF generator to produce 500MHz for Ch1, 550Mhz for Ch2.

      Now, what the TV detector vans do, is look for these IF frequencies - they're the same on all TV receivers (in theory). If you see a 550Mhz source from one house, you KNOW it is tuned to Ch2, and the TV must be turned on otherwise that source wouldn't be there.

      Is there a way to defeat the detection? of course, you just need to modify the IF generators in a receiver, and add another IF stage. So in the above number examples, you modify the IF to generate 300Mhz for Ch1, 350Mhz for Ch2, and add a 200Mhz fixed IF before the IF circuit, giving you 350Mhz input to the IF stage for Ch1, etc...

      You also need to add in one-way filters on the receiver, so that leaked signal is reduced from the back of the TV (the way they detect is usually because the IF signals leak back to the antennae and are easier to spot than looking through walls (they ARE low level signals, but with the right equipment...). Even adding the IF stage will generate SOME of the frequency they're looking for, from the IF signals beating (beating two frequencies, F1 and F2 gives you 4 signals, F1, F2, F1-F2, F1+F2, so your 'new' IF of 200Mhz beated against the modified Ch1 3000Mhz still gives you a 500Mhz component, but it will be much lower than the original IF source).

      I have known EE professors that claimed to get around the detection by doing all this, and putting a faraday cage around most of their TV (leaving the screen exposed, but pointing the screen in a direction away from any street). Ironically, or perhaps not, depending on how you look at it, the prof in question was an ex-BBC employee :)

    52. Re:Is this a good thing? by curunir · · Score: 1

      There are plenty of good IP laws that can stop someone from pirating the latest Britney album. Simply employ a large number of young adults to hop onto KaZaA and look for content you own. Download it (noting the IP it came from, doing a simple ARIN lookup, requesting user information from ISP, etc), verify that the content is what you think it is and then send a bill for roughly half what you could sue for (a hefty sum). This is not a hard process. You could employ these people for under $20/hour and with the money made, the operation would pay for itself up until the time that people are too afraid of being caught to share copyrighted material on P2P networks.

      What isn't needed is extensions to copyright law that lock up our current culture for an entire century. What isn't needed are laws that prevent inquisitive and creative people from being inquisitive and creative (*cough*DMCA*cough*). What isn't needed are laws that mandate disabling otherwise perfectly useful computers.

      If the only way that you can think to innovate is through congressional mandate, you're not being creative enough. Use the laws that are on the books. Punish those who actually break copyright laws, and not the rest of us. If part of their collateral damage in the war against file sharing ends up being the freedoms of people who aren't engaged in sharing, then they aren't trying hard enough and you can damn well believe that we're going to bitch about it.

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    53. Re:Is this a good thing? by Anonymous+Cow+herd · · Score: 1

      Now, I don't like advert breaks and I don't like the rampant commercialism they imply, but seriously: isn't this going to make a lot of TV unprofitable?

      Nah... from what I remember, there was alot of talk not too long ago about media companies running the ads *during* the show... either in an inset box (think picture-in-picture) or with little scrolling banners or product placement.

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    54. Re:Is this a good thing? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      They also log the names and addresses of anyone who buys a TV; this then gets cross-referenced against the database.

      No they don't. When was the last time you gave your name & address when buying a TV? Even if you did give those details for credit or warranty purposes, the Data Protection Act means the insurance company couldn't pass them onto TV Licencing.

      "Bloke in a pub" indeed. No shit.

    55. Re:Is this a good thing? by drinkypoo · · Score: 1

      Imagine a patent free world. Rather, imagine a world where the automobile does not consist of only patented parts. Now imagine having an easy way of making automobiles at home for a fraction of the price asked by automobile manufacturers. This would make the automobile industry decidedly nervous, but would have nothing to do with copyright infringement. It would have to do with supply and demand.

      Yes, but that is completely, utterly, and totally different from our current situation. You are talking about patents here which cover both an idea and an implementation. Copyright covers a performance, whether that is something that would be boring to watch live (like writing or drafting) or no (music, some movies?)

      The situation might be slightly analogous if people were making their own movies, books, and software rather than copying works designed by others. Some people ARE doing that, but we're not actually talking about them right now.

      Anyway the information needed to build a car, from stem to stern, which could pass emissions is all available at a good public library. You might have to dip into the library of a community college with an auto program for some works. But the point is, the information is available for free. However, it would cost you more to build a car than to simply buy a used one, so unless you're talking about a special-purpose vehicle which doesn't already exist, there is no motivation to build one.

      Cars have intrinsic value because of their worth and the difficulty of copying one. It costs more to make a copy than it does to make the original. Music has no such value. It must be made to have value, legally. As such it will always be necessary to motivate people to purchase it, because as history has shown, and as future events will show, people only respect the law so much. And usually, it's not very much.

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    56. Re:Is this a good thing? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I see the exact opposit here in the S- 'British" shows (mostly comedies- 'Are You Being Served', etc) don't last the full 1/2 hour. THat leaves a good 5 minutes for the Public TV Station to air 'ads'.

    57. Re:Is this a good thing? by jafac · · Score: 1

      I'm certain that if "TV as we know it(tm)" dies, we'll all easily be able to find something better to do with our time.

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    58. Re:Is this a good thing? by IronChef · · Score: 1

      Now, I don't like advert breaks and I don't like the rampant commercialism they imply...

      Isn't rampant commercialism the thing that makes it possible for you to have a computer to post with?

      Unless you are making your own semiconductors from rocks in the back yard, you owe rampant commercialism quite a bit.

      I don't like spam and TV ads either, but they are an inevitable byproduct of a free market society.

    59. Re:Is this a good thing? by Psychic+Burrito · · Score: 1

      Thanks!

    60. Re:Is this a good thing? by akuma(x86) · · Score: 1

      I don't think I mentioned anything about stealing in my post.

      The subject was on the tendency for people to skip commercials using technology. If you call that stealing then you and I disagree on the defintion of the word.

      In lieu of commercials, I was offering suggestions of alternative streams of revenue for content-creators. Clearly, there is a demand for content and people are willing to pay - just look at dvd-sales, pay-channel subscriptions etc...

      I am merely suggesting that advertisers should't force the consumer to watch commercials that they clearly don't want to watch. Find some other innovative way to get those revenues. I'm not paid to find solutions for Hollywood, so I'm not going to tell you about any solutions in my short post here, but I expect some people are working on this, and now they have a large incentive to do so.

      Forcing consumers to watch commercials that they don't have any interest in watching does not add value to the content - it subtracts value.

      Innovation the the heart of industry. If you don't innovate, your competitor will and you'll lose market share. This of course, does not work in the case of monopolies or trade cartels of which some may argue Hollywood fits into.

    61. Re:Is this a good thing? by filmsmith · · Score: 1

      Sorry, but isn't this topic about TiVo skipping commercials? How is that violating copyright? I understand that the parent you replied to brought up Hollywood (for some odd reason) but the body of the post was still dealing with the on-topic discussion of TiVo and the changing face of advertisement.

      So please put your 'hot-button' back in your hot-pocket and try to stay focused.

      fs

    62. Re:Is this a good thing? by willtsmith · · Score: 1

      I heard a great comment recently. If they got rid of all the bad TV out there the airwaves would be virtually dead ;-)

      Your right, that the Friends are probably overpaid. But they exploit the nature of network telivision. They pool the largest possible audience. They are constantly looking for that giant 'hit' that greater than 50% of the viewing audience will watch.

      As a result, the shows get watered down to fit many demographics. I like cable's model better. You get a niche audience and dominate it with TV that appeals to them pretty exclusively (MTV???).

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    63. Re:Is this a good thing? by Havokmon · · Score: 1
      Your right, that the Friends are probably overpaid. But they exploit the nature of network telivision. They pool the largest possible audience. They are constantly looking for that giant 'hit' that greater than 50% of the viewing audience will watch.

      Well, no. The Friends are paid inline with the revenue they generate - and that's what I'm getting at.

      Since when does decreasing revenue mean that you can continue to have the same expenses? Reduce your expenses, and you can continue to survive with decreased revenue.

      Therefore, decreased ad revenue isn't the death of ad-based TV, but the death of spiraling expenses in the ad-based TV world.

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    64. Re:Is this a good thing? by chthonicdaemon · · Score: 1

      Music has no such value. It must be made to have value, legally. As such it will always be necessary to motivate people to purchase it...

      I don't quite follow what you are saying. Are you saying that society must be made to support 'ideas people'? Or are you saying that the only way these people can be supported is by passing laws that grant them the 'right' to profit disproportionally to their time?

      I agree that the car example was a bit alien and far removed from the current situation. And remember that this whole thread was about advertising, not people copying copyrighted works illegally. It is not illegal to fast forward through ads, or just skip to another channel (yet). This is what we are talking about.

      The point I was trying to make is not that people can make their own art or ideas and therefore they are worthless, just that the worth of anything in a free market is determined by the demand for it. When the demand goes down, the worth goes down. The problem is that people tend to think differently about ideas. They see them as inherently worthless or valuable, regardless of the demands of the public.

      I do not want a world without art. I also do not think that not being able to make a decent living as an artist will stop people from being artists. This is why we are saying the business model will have to change. Instead of 'making stuff have value, legally', why not just sell a product that people will buy. There is always a threshold of difficulty, as you pointed out with the car, and getting back to the advertising, they need to find a way that people will not switch away from the ads, not force people to watch ads.

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    65. Re:Is this a good thing? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Actually, this is incorrect. The letter of the law states that only if you use it for viewing broadcast tv must you pay. Otherwise, they can't do you for it - plain and simple.

      They will try. Oh yes. And they may lie about it. Because there's nothing like a BBC licencing arsehole for attempting to con you into signing direct debits. But you ARE permitted to tell them to fuck off, and, if they cause too much hassle, you can even call the police on them.

      This is Britain we're talking about, and the burden of proof is in fact on their side. I have personally seen one of the TV license hired goons arguing that owners of a computer should pay the licence because they 'might own a TV card'. If this happens to you, just remember that they are in fact constrained by the law, which means they need proof before they can actually prosecute successfully. If you aren't using broadcast tv, they will not get that proof.

    66. Re:Is this a good thing? by rpjs · · Score: 1

      because of someones fantasy in Whitehall.

      s/fantasy/desire to make shedloads of cash by flogging off the analogue spectrum/

    67. Re:Is this a good thing? by rpjs · · Score: 1

      I've heard the thing about logging TV purchases before, but when our telly went bang a couple of days ago, we remembered our local Co-op supermarket had had TVs on offer and we got one there and we weren't asked our and address. We paid for it with plastic so presumably our address could be got from the bank, but I can think of lots of Data Protection Act reasons why that would be difficult for the shop or TV licencing people to do.

  6. Nah... by Dunkelzahn · · Score: 2, Insightful

    I don't know if it could kill ad supported television really. VCR's have been out for years, with the ability to time-shift programs, and hit the ole fast-forward button on the remote. Just sounds like a bunch of speculative nonsense to me.

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    1. Re:Nah... by Sancho · · Score: 3, Insightful

      But there's an ease of use coupled with the ability to record, watch, and fast forward all at the same time that makes TiVo and similar units an order of magnitude more dangerous than VCRs. Most of my friends with TiVos actually wait until about 10 minutes into their television show (20 for full hour shows) to watch, so that they can FF through the commercials. Traditional VCRs can't do that, because they're limited to either recording or playing back, but not both at the same time.

      Also, not having to change out tapes means I'm more likely to record more shows. I already do this on my computer. I almost never watch TV anymore. If there's something I'm interested in, I cap it, edit out the commercials, and then watch it while doing my nightly email/websurfing. Not because I want to steal TV programming, but because those commercials take up precious bits on my CD/DVD. Also, it's easy to set up a batch of encodes and walk away.

      Now a valid argument in place of yours is that people tend to tune out commercials if they even stay in front of the telly during them. But TiVo si a formalization of this process, which is what scares advertisers. Wasn't it some Turner executive that said that technically it was ok to go to the bathroom during commercials, but that having commercial-skip was pushing it too far?

    2. Re:Nah... by Digital11 · · Score: 1

      You must not own a DVR... Those who purchase one QUICKLY find out that they don't enjoy watching live tv anymore.

      If something is live I'll usually just pause the show for 8 minutes or so (for a 30 min show, 16 for a 60) and do something else. Later I can come back and timeshift all I please. Yes, you can timeshift with VCR's, but not in the same way: The killer app on a DVR is being able to do it with live tv, while recording it. Heck, since I get my DVR through my cable co. and it has 2 tuners built-in, I can record 2 channels at the same time while watching a pre-recorded show. With a VCR you have a ton of hassles that just makes it inconvenient, namely dealing with tape and having to record the entire show before you can watch (and timeshift)...

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    3. Re:Nah... by nilenico · · Score: 1

      Also, won't there be a ceiling somewhere on the number of people who are actually able to use their TiVo properly for this?

      Given the large number of people who own a VCR, and aren't actually able to program it to prerecord a show (don't have statistic), can't we expect lots of people not being able to do this with their TiVO (or related technology)?

      I mean, today I suppose the TiVO people are reasonably savvy people, but in a few years?

      Considering all the 'unenlightended' computer users out there (and TiVO is more "computer" than the VCR), once this really hits the mass market - what makes us think that they'll actually be able to do all this?

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    4. Re:Nah... by TonyGreene · · Score: 1

      Given the large number of people who own a VCR, and aren't actually able to program it to prerecord a show (don't have statistic), can't we expect lots of people not being able to do this with their TiVO (or related technology)?

      No. Using a Tivo is so much easier than using a VCR that the number of people who can't do it is going to be small. It's like the difference in effort between setting up an operating system yourself and calling a guru to setup an operating system for you. Mostly geeks can do the former while almost anyone can do the latter.

      The biggest hurdle with Tivo is conceptual; you basically have to use it to understand what it can do for you and how much having one changes your TV habits. Once you understand what the thing can do for you, using it is too easy. Not everyone will use all the features, but skipping commercials only involves the [||] and [>>] buttons.

      Tivo is a computer with a smart interface that's almost as simple as an ATM. There won't be any "flashing 12:00" problems.

    5. Re:Nah... by silentbozo · · Score: 1

      I have to add my experience. I've had a ReplayTV for about a year now (upgraded from a 80gb drive to a 120 gb drive, plus I'm running DVArchive on my workstation, so I can archive my favorite shows.)

      The biggest change is that I watch TV when I want to watch TV. All that stuff about prime time audiences goes flying out the window when I decide I want to watch the latest episode of SG-1 at 11am in the morning (well, it's syndicated, so it's technically not the latest one.) Similarly, shows that get dead-end time slots like the Animated Mr. Bean (12:30am on Monday mornings) I can watch in the evening when I get back from work, instead of the brain-dead dreck that the networks are running.

      DVRs take the control over programming (with the exception of sports programs that overrun regular programming) out of the network execs, and give it to the viewer. If you have cable (or satellite), and you don't have a ReplayTV (or Tivo, or other timeshifting PVR), you're wasting your money and probably your time as well (in my opinion.)

      Last comment - commercials will not go away. Instead, commercial breaks will become extremely short (30 sec, to 1 min) and be irregular (ie, you get a commercial after 3 min, then after 7 min, then after 5 min, instead of being regularly spaced during the program.) This will piss off people who watch live TV trying to go use the restroom during half-hour shows, but it will ensure that the beginning of the first ad, and the ending of the last ad get seen by people with PVRs hitting the 30 sec skip on their remotes. Commercial advance (an automatic commercial skipping feature on the ReplayTV) is already dead (it's easy to defeat - just don't blank the screen before and after commercials) so that's not an issue anymore.

    6. Re:Nah... by Digital11 · · Score: 1

      Hear hear! I especially agree with the part about watching on your own time. Thats also one of my favorite things about it. It doesn't force you to be tied to your tv so you don't miss the latest episode of Smallville/Friends/etc.

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    7. Re:Nah... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I find television very educating. Every time somebody turns on the set, I go into the other room and read a book.

      -Groucho Marx

      I read in the newspapers they are going to have 30 minutes of intellectual stuff on television every Monday from 7:30 to 8?. to educate America. They couldn't educate America if they started at 6:30.

      -Groucho Marx

      Wait till they build in commercial skip checksums. Just like spam filters, there is no good reason why why these recorders can't be trained to skip commercials automatically.

    8. Re:Nah... by Pfhreakaz0id · · Score: 1

      Exactly. I've had my replayTV for a week, and I already do that. It's especially great for football. there is so many gaps between plays. I turned on the florida-FSU game in the first quarter, paused it for an hour and did some work outsside, came back and STILL caught up to the live in the third quarter, where I paused it again and played a video game for a while, came back and watched the rest in about thirty minutes.

      the quick skip 30 seconod is perfect, since there's about 35 seconds between plays usually. It's like watching a coaching show with only the actual plays. Unfortunately, Flordia's 'no huddle' offense messed it up. It was a little too quick.

    9. Re:Nah... by bojan · · Score: 1

      VCRs can do that.

      instead of waiting 20 minutes, you wait 60 minutes, record the full thing while doing something else, say reading a book, then you watch your show, and skip the commercials, and you still have an extra 15-20 minutes for anything else.

      this was possible before, and will continue to be possible after PVRs.

      There's no such thing as Live TV anyway, "LIVE" is always delayed a bit. And if CNN delays thinsg for 10-20 for censorship purposes, what's another 30-40 delayed on top? nothing really.

    10. Re:Nah... by Sancho · · Score: 1

      If you happen to want to record 6 hours worth of stuff, it delays you that long. This happens to me every so often when I want to archive stuff. Wanting to watch two hours of TV is more likely, so that delays me that long. This might or might not push me past my bedtime, leaving me to watch it the next day.
      I don't know why you throw in the "no such thing as live TV" bit. It's really unimportant in the scope of this discussion. What matters is being able to record and watch mostly at the same time as it's broadcast, not recorded.

    11. Re:Nah... by bojan · · Score: 1

      doing that is easily possible using cheap linux boxes and mythtV or anything else, such as commercial PVRs.

      My point was that really, the introduction of PVRs did not give people something that was not possible before.

      I gave the "lame population" something they didn't do before. Most people don't bother to calculate when to start recording with a VCR and so on, to calculate lengths of tape and so forth. With PVRs, we allow the "common consumer" to do what some of us were doing in the 80s, skip commercials technologically, instead of just getting up.

    12. Re:Nah... by Sancho · · Score: 1

      And if only a handful of people were doing it in the 80s, and now everyone can do it ...

      Nevermind.

  7. Is this a bad thing? by thesupraman · · Score: 4, Insightful

    So, 72 BILLION a year just for TV advertising, of which 90% is trying to convince consumers to spend as much as possible on things that they very probably hadn't even imagined they would ever want - and then to replace those with the newer model ever 6 months.

    Will anyone really lose too much sleep over this?

    Of course there will be a fight - how DARE consumers want to avoid being hearded like so many sheep! the very thought of it.

    Would it really be that bad to pay for the entertainment you want, rather than simply being fed the entertainment, and advertising, that they want to give you?

    Then again I work in TV, but very rarely watch it. Maybe I'm just plain wrong.

    1. Re:Is this a bad thing? by ThosLives · · Score: 1
      You make part of an interesting observation here. I work for an industry where a large portion of revenues is spent on "marketing" which includes print and other media advertising. One thing I always wonder is how much does advertising really affect purchases? Supposedly there have been studies done on this sort of thing, but I have come to realize that "there was a study done" means "we've been doing this for so long, it must be right."

      What the TV advertisers should realize is that perhaps advertising doesn't really do as much as they'd think; personally, ads don't do anything for me since I already have my preferences and buy the same (brand) products anyway. An ad won't make me think, "oh, hey, maybe I'll like this product X that I thought was garbage before."

      The best advertising forms are targeted, local opportunities to sample a product (not tell me about it, but let me *sample it!*) and word of mouth. I'd count ads in a magazine closer to targeted offerings, because typically magazine ads are all geared toward the magazine topic. Car magazines have ads for car-related stuff. It's closer to a web-search of the type "I like car stuff, so show me lots of car stuff so I know what's out there." Slightly different than "Hrm. you're watching show X so you must use products P and Q." Print ads (in a magazine) or on some websites are better at aligning the advertisement to the interests of the customer. If TV could do this, they'd be better off. TV advertising placement (with the exception of perhaps SpikeTV and WE or Oh! that have very specific target audiences) is much more seat-of-the-pants since when people don't pay for a commodity, you get everyone looking at it.

      I'd wager that more intelligent spending of smaller amounts of advertising dollars would go much farther than more dollars spread out among a larger heterogenous customer base.

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    2. Re:Is this a bad thing? by BenBenBen · · Score: 1
      "The power of accurate observation is more often known as cycnicism by those who do not possess it" - GB shaw.

      Cost of advertising tampax to men and Mercedes to low-income families - $72 billion. Actually, let me write that out: 72,000,000,000 US Dollars.

      Cost of providing enough generic retro-viral drugs to Africa to stave off 8,000 deaths PER DAY - $5.5 billion. This is the deal that has just been announced.

      So this democratic western world, in which you, me and all of us are apparently active participants, would rather watch Buffy smear herself in Max Factor than have suffering stopped. Where do I get off this planet?

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    3. Re:Is this a bad thing? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You are a consumer. Advertising is EVERYWHRE, not just on TV. Advertising makes you aware of products. Advertising's hope is that you will subconsciously (or consciously) choose to buy their product. They'll also settle for brand name recognition, or even associations. Unless you are buying independent, non-advertised products based soley on the products' merits, the ads are probably working. Welcome to the herd!

    4. Re:Is this a bad thing? by PainKilleR-CE · · Score: 1

      Cost of advertising tampax to men and Mercedes to low-income families - $72 billion. Actually, let me write that out: 72,000,000,000 US Dollars.

      Cost of providing enough generic retro-viral drugs to Africa to stave off 8,000 deaths PER DAY - $5.5 billion. This is the deal that has just been announced.


      The difference between the two, obviously, is that Americans willingly spend enough money for the companies to afford to spend $72 billion on advertising, in hopes that they'll sell more this year, whereas the $5.5 billion is coming out of our pockets regardless of whether or not we prefer to help people in Africa rather than help people in our own countries. Sure, $5.5 billion doesn't have as large an effect on the starving and diseased of a 1st world country as it does in a 3rd world country (where simple vaccines everyone gets at birth in a first world country are mostly unavailable), but some of us have different priorities depending on our own views of the consequences of spending tax money and preventing natural deaths in a time of rampant overpopulation.

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    5. Re:Is this a bad thing? by xtal · · Score: 1


      Would it really be that bad to pay for the entertainment you want, rather than simply being fed the entertainment, and advertising, that they want to give you?


      Oh, you mean like going to the movies.. where I pay.. and pay.. and still get ads rammed down my throat? Advertisers can rot in hell for all I care. I suspect a lot of other people feel the same way. I pay around $70/mo for my Satellite service.. that's a lot of money. Let them find a way to divy that up, or if it can't work, end it all.

      DVRs are here to stay..

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    6. Re:Is this a bad thing? by BenBenBen · · Score: 1
      Ah, the old "AIDS is just [God's|Nature's] way of compensating" routine. Reminds me of the early comments about AIDS, when it was only affecting certain parts of the population.

      Of course, your comment is totally inane as no matter what you'd prefer it was spent on, it is being spent on adverts that I can guarantee 99.9% of the populace could live without.

      My point was not that tax money should go overseas - it was that corporations have no sense of moral decency. If you want arguments about where your taxes go, start here:

      • Tax rebate for the richest 1%
      • Israel
      • Afghanistan
      • Iraq
      • Numerous tinpot 'democracies' installed by the US
      • Did I mention the 6bn annually to Israel?
      • Halliburton
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    7. Re:Is this a bad thing? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Makes me wonder - how much mileage could someone like Coke or Pepsi get out of putting together a simple, plain poster that said...

      "TV advertising is for loosers these days.
      That's why we're not going to do it anymore.
      Instead, we're going to take the $2 billion we used
      to spend on TV advertising and give it away."

      "Maybe to you."

      "Drink Coke, and you could be this year's billionaire."
    8. Re:Is this a bad thing? by PainKilleR-CE · · Score: 1

      Oh, the old "AIDS is just [God's|Nature's] way of compensating" routine. Reminds me of the early comments about AIDS, when it was only affecting certain parts of the population.

      Except, of course, that I take a large percentage of that 'certain parts of the population' to also be an adaptation for the stress of overpopulation. Then again, since I'm still in a food coma from 2 Thanksgiving dinners over the weekend, I wasn't exactly sure what diseases 5.5 billion might be curing in Africa.

      Of course, your comment is totally inane as no matter what you'd prefer it was spent on, it is being spent on adverts that I can guarantee 99.9% of the populace could live without.

      But, again, people spend their own money on those products so that those companies can continue to advertise. Do Coke, Marlboro, and Budweiser really need more ads in America? Probably not, though I've heard on occasion that Pepsi might overtake Coke in the top 3 brands in the country. The problem with the way marketing works is that it is considered successful if the company makes money on what they advertise. If you buy something that's advertised on TV, you're pretty much guaranteeing that you'll see more ads. Sure, almost everyone can live without advertising, and in fact would still buy most of the same products, but the simple reality is that unless advertising were banned (something I also disagree with), there would be no market research to support a stop in funding of advertising.

      My point was not that tax money should go overseas - it was that corporations have no sense of moral decency. If you want arguments about where your taxes go, start here:

      Corporations are entities, they have rarely shown a sense of moral decency. They need legislation to keep from killing people. Why should the fact that Microsoft makes more money than the majority of African nations combined change any of that?

      Tax rebate for the richest 1%

      Show me a way to get the dollar figure on a tax rebate increased without reducing the top 10%. Stop again and consider that the richest 10% run the companies that employ 50% or more of Americans, pay nearly 50% of the taxes the country collects every year, and includes most of the politicians voting for any tax rebates. You could give people money that never paid taxes (like, say, my girlfriend), or you can cut taxes 1% on people that are paying a 70% tax on their income between state and federal taxes. Oh, wait, I paid nearly 50% of my income in taxes last year, where are the people asking to give me a tax break? Nowhere. Everyone wants to give it to people who make less than half as much (and barely, if at all, have to pay any tax, based not only on raw dollars but on percentage of income), even though the government could never pass multi-million dollar tax cuts by giving them back their money. In any case, I believe that the entire tax system needs an overhaul, and that rebates aren't even close to a fix.

      * Israel

      Let's see, let Israel and Pakistan kill each other and focus on containment, or try to play peacekeeper. Yeah, I think I'd rather just wall that part of the world off from civilization and let them either kill each other off or figure it out on their own. Unfortunately, I don't think that'll work, either.

      * Afghanistan
      * Iraq


      These are actually places I'd rather spend the money, though probably more because troops have been committed and war has started rather than because I would've liked it spent in the first place. Once you start something, you'd damn well better finish it.

      * Numerous tinpot 'democracies' installed by the US

      I guess that all depends on what you're looking at as tinpot, as well as the reasons for the installation of those governments in the first place.

      * Did I mention the 6bn annually to Israel?

      No, you just mentioned Israel in general. 6billion is a nice round figure, though.

      * Hallib

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    9. Re:Is this a bad thing? by BenBenBen · · Score: 1
      I wasn't exactly sure what diseases 5.5 billion might be curing in Africa.

      Oops, yes, it was AIDS.

      Do Coke, Marlboro, and Budweiser really need more ads in America? Probably not, though I've heard on occasion that Pepsi might overtake Coke in the top 3 brands in the country.

      Being *only* the fourth biggest company in the US needs billions spent rectifying it because...

      ..no market research to support a stop in funding of advertising.

      Hardly surprising, considering who'd be doing the market research. I agree that advertising is not going to vanish, but I think complaining that people aren't watching your shiny new TV ad that you spent the GDP of bolivia producing is incredibly boorish and a mockery of what our legislatures should be looking at.

      I paid nearly 50% of my income in taxes last year, where are the people asking to give me a tax break? Nowhere.

      Unless you're in that top 1%, I believe I asked just that. Less tax expenditure on stupid, stupid moneypits = lower taxes for all. Although Bush is developing new nuclear weapons, and I'd imagine they still aren't as cheap as a paying your dues to the UN for instance. Last I looked, Ted Turner was still paying these on the US' behalf.

      Let's see, let Israel and Pakistan kill each other and focus on containment, or try to play peacekeeper

      Great. So, we'll send half of it to the second-class, denigrated, humiliated and generally spit-upon Palestinians then, rather than supporting a 'regime' that indulges in a shocking occupation of UN-proscribed land.

      These are actually places I'd rather spend the money, though probably more because troops have been committed and war has started rather than because I would've liked it spent in the first place.

      If I read this right, you're OK with splurging dosh on these places becuase you went in unmandated and made a right royal fuck-up of occupying these places. Interesting use of military force, creating a place where your voters feel it's alright to spend their taxes on building pipelines and supporting opium-producing warlords.

      I guess that all depends on what you're looking at as tinpot, as well as the reasons for the installation of those governments in the first place.

      Google: Pinochet. Guatemala. Noriega. Dozens of others. Or just watch Bowling for Columbine, he sums it up fairly well.

      ..you just mentioned Israel in general. 6billion is a nice round figure, though

      Isn't it? what's that, 10$ for every man woman and child in the US, including your good self. What were you saying about wanting to pay less tax? And it's not just financial - how many times has the US vetoed a UN statement criticising Israel, even as the rest of the World is? Fact is, Israel is why OBL went schitz, it's why a huge chunk of the world hates the US and it will be the cause of many more lost lives. And all with US support - where's the regime change in Israel, where they have nuclear weapons physically stolen from the US arsenal? Iraqis on 9/11 flights: 0 Saudis: 15. Which country did we invade in the name of the war on 'turr'??

      I don't believe a politician should have to completely divest himself of all business interests when they gain office.

      That's what blind trusts are for. You still reap the profits but you're removed from being able to control your portfolio, as you are the second most powerful man in the US and in a position to massively profiteer. Al Gore moved everything to BT before he even started campaigning. Bush, Cheney et al are warmingering (disprove?), profiteering (disprove?) sunzabitches who are pursuing a Christian-influenced, business-led campaign to secure future petroleum reserves (their words) outside of those nasty arabs at OPEC. Hey, we invaded the Falklands too, so it's not like you're unique. Just the only nation in the world with the chutzpah to start ordering the rest of us around because someome finally got so pissed off with the US attitude they took drastic, mortal and now infamous action.

      Hugely off-topic by now, I suspect. Damn personal opinions.

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    10. Re:Is this a bad thing? by PainKilleR-CE · · Score: 1

      Being *only* the fourth biggest company in the US needs billions spent rectifying it because...

      because it's their obligation to their shareholders to do what they can to make money... Just a minor note, though, that it's the 4th biggest brand, not company, though I may not have been clear on that in the first place. Coke? Pepsi? Can't say I give a damn, since given a choice I drink neither, though I do drink products from both companies.

      Hardly surprising, considering who'd be doing the market research. I agree that advertising is not going to vanish, but I think complaining that people aren't watching your shiny new TV ad that you spent the GDP of bolivia producing is incredibly boorish and a mockery of what our legislatures should be looking at.

      Or even more importantly, who's paying for the research. In the end, I agree that legislature shouldn't be looking at business interests at all, but our country has a long history of doing so anyway. Is TiVo doing any more harm to advertising than the VCR did at it's introduction? I highly doubt it. There are always going to be people out there watching TV as it's broadcast, and when it comes down to it advertisers are always wasting money trying to find new ways to get into our heads, so if they do find a drop in the effectiveness in advertising due to TiVo use, I have little doubt they'll find a new way. If posters on Slashdot can come up with a half dozen methods pulled out of their asses, advertising executives can get their teams to come up with a dozen or more, even if it costs them a lot of money to do so.

      Unless you're in that top 1%, I believe I asked just that. Less tax expenditure on stupid, stupid moneypits = lower taxes for all. Although Bush is developing new nuclear weapons, and I'd imagine they still aren't as cheap as a paying your dues to the UN for instance. Last I looked, Ted Turner was still paying these on the US' behalf.

      When it comes down to it, though, the further up you go, the more money you can claim you cut with the smallest percentage cuts. If you cut Bill Gates' taxes by 1% (since he definitely is in the top 1%), you can claim you made a much bigger tax cut than if you cut the bottom 50% by 1%. Politicians, by their very nature, want that big dollar figure so they can claim they did something. Meanwhile, I've got a statement that happened to land on my desk recently saying I've put in $11K to a system (Social Security) that will probably never benefit me, personally, in just 5 years of getting a pay check. Gee, maybe if I could have that 2K/year back, I could do something useful, or maybe just spend it on food and gas. Another bonus is that my contribution to Medicare every 2 weeks is higher than my contribution to my own health insurance, and while I'm sure my company puts up a good chunk of change for that insurance, I don't see why the government doesn't get a better deal than they do, especially given that there should be far more people paying into medicare than can take anything out of it. Most of the other taxes I pay are almost impossible to trace, it just comes down to knowing that everything they do comes from that pot of money, including processing the paperwork required for me to make sure I paid the right amount of taxes, in case they decide that I did not and should go to jail (where again my taxes pay for the costs, though since I'd be in jail, my taxes would suddenly be reduced significantly).

      Do I believe in spending money on war, nuclear weapons, and everything else that goes into defense spending? I probably wouldn't be so quick to say 'everything' (though I put the word there), but I definitely believe that it's one of the few legitimate expenses the government has.

      Great. So, we'll send half of it to the second-class, denigrated, humiliated and generally spit-upon Palestinians then, rather than supporting a 'regime' that indulges in a shocking occupation of UN-proscribed land.

      Or build a wall around them, complete with Patriot m

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  8. Being Screwed by mphase · · Score: 5, Insightful

    The consumer is currently being screwed for television so cry me a river. Cable television was supposed to be ad free, that's why the consumer would pay. The additional cost of HBO and similar services illustrates that the dream of commercial free television is attainable. Television providers should stop shafting us long enough for us to pay for content we want without commercials, I'm sure that would offset PVR based losses.

    1. Re:Being Screwed by flacco · · Score: 1
      Cable television was supposed to be ad free, that's why the consumer would pay.

      and if you look at public television (PBS), you'll see full-fledged commercials for BMW, ADM, SNET, and a whole bunch of other fuckwads polluting one of the last refuges from commercialism.

      Will TiVo Destroy Ad-Supported TV?

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      YEAH YEAH DO IT - KILL IT KILL IT HEHE HEHEHE...
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    2. Re:Being Screwed by nicky_d · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Too right. Over here in the UK, I pay around 100 for a TV Licence, which gets me a heap of BBC TV / radio channels free of ads. Now, the TV Licence is generally unpopular, because it's seen as being rather unfair; you have to have one if you own a TV, even if you have no intention of tuning in to BBC stations. But, again, the stations are ad-free, and the BBC provides some of the finest TV out there (though it also produces its share of dross and is often accused of wasting licence money).

      We also have several commercially-funded channels, which are generally much worse than the BBC - Channel Four is the best of the bunch, but mainly by virtue of the shows it imports, rather than those it creates. Ad breaks on these get longer all the time, and just about every program is sponsored by a company or product. Many channels intersperse each commercial with a one-second logo ident sequence, which is the height of madness as far as I'm concerned (actually, that will be reached when the idents are sponsored).

      We then have something known as Freeview, which gives you gratis access to a variety of cable / sattelite stations once you've bought the set-top box. This allows people access to the newly created extra BBC channels. The BBC ones don't have ads; the other free stations do.

      And lastly, we have subscrition sattelite and cable channels, provided though the likes of Sky. Now, these we pay for, and they cost more than the BBC licence fee. You undeniably get more channels, but they are all stuffed with ads and rife with sponsorships. So you have to ask, what are you paying for? Prior to sattelite and cable, the situation was clear-cut; you paid for the BBC and had no ads, and you got ITV free, with ads. Now, you have services that you pay for, but are still full of ads. Thanks for that.

      You have the option not to pay, of course. For the moment, until the delivery system can be suitably manipulated. But this begs the question; if you're already charging a subscription fee AND showing ads, how are you going to offset the impact of TiVo on ad revenue? People are unlikely to accept a sizable hike in fees; more likely they'll tolerate a gradual lowering of standareds - more repeats, more cheap imports, more reality phone-in shows. More shit, when all's said and done.

      The irony is that if I had a TiVo, it would make no difference to my ad viewing. Currently, I'll read or make a drink or just mute the TV when the ads are on; with a TiVo, I might skip them; either way, I'm not paying any attention. I'm sure that in the fullness of time we'll have glorious developments like all-in-one recording TVs that don't allow ads to be muted or skipped - we're halfway there with the ads on some DVDs.

      Maybe they can add a retinal scanner to the top of the set that check to see if you're watching while the ads are on, and charges your account if you don't watch at least two hours of ads per week. Those familiar with Minority Report would surely welcome such an initiative.

      I'd write less, as I don't really care about all this, but the alternative is work.

    3. Re:Being Screwed by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I agree completely. I'd much rather pay directly for programming than watch 10 minutes of commercials in each 30 minute show.

      I pay for all the movie channels and, with few exceptions, that's all I watch. I'm convinced that it actually saves me money. I have no desire to buy an amtrak-sized SUV, or an MP3 player, or see the newest movies or buy the latest console games (or the console for that matter), or whiten my teeth, call a psychic hotline, get a hair transplant, buy a barbie doll (and car, house, purse, pink poodle, workout clothes etc.) for my daughter.

      In short, since I don't see commercials, I'm not tempted to buy.

      We all think commercials don't work, but 72 billion dollars says that they do. Even if they don't make you buy, they *do* make you want. I'd rather pay for the TV shows directly.

    4. Re:Being Screwed by MoebiusStreet · · Score: 1

      No, cable was created for people in geographies that couldn't (usually because of mountains) receive broadcast signals. The rest was an evolution of the model to expand the market to people that didn't really need it.

    5. Re:Being Screwed by gmhowell · · Score: 1

      Whoa, an intelligent slashdotter. My mother wondered what the big hullabaloo with cable TV was all about in the 80's, seeing as she was familiar with it from college 20 years earlier (college being in a white bread, redneck mountain town).

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    6. Re:Being Screwed by poot_rootbeer · · Score: 1

      Cable television was supposed to be ad free, that's why the consumer would pay.

      And the infrastructure magically pays for itself! After all, since most websites don't charge you for accessing their content, your ISP shouldn't be able to demand money either.

      The additional cost of HBO and similar services illustrates that the dream of commercial free television is attainable.

      Sure, if you're willing to pay $10-20 a month out of your own pocket for it. (And you don't mind that a good majority of the programming is repeats of theatrical movies you already saw, when they last aired it three hours ago.)

      Myself, for the moment I'll gladly accept five commercial breaks an hour if it means I can get eighty or so channels for the price of five or six premium channels.

    7. Re:Being Screwed by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Cable television was supposed to be ad free, that's why the consumer would pay.

      Among my friends and relatives, I'm the only one who thinks this way. I too could have sworn that the whole point of paying for TV was to skip all the ads. Looks like the networks have done a really good job dispelling that theory.

  9. About time they get rid of ads! by Jonah+Hex · · Score: 5, Insightful

    It really makes me sick watching some of the older shows in re-runs due to the re-editting in order to squeeze in more commercials. Twilight Zone and Warner Bros cartoons come immediately to mind. And forget trying to watch movies on ad-supported stations, damn "Compressed for Time" and "Editted for Content" can bite me.

    Jonah Hex

    1. Re:About time they get rid of ads! by silentbozo · · Score: 1

      It really makes me sick watching some of the older shows in re-runs due to the re-editting in order to squeeze in more commercials.

      Amen! There's one "time compression" technology that speeds up the frame rate from 24fps to 30fps in areas where "the viewers won't notice." Won't notice my ass, we're not idiots ya know. When the characters on the screen suddenly look like they've been shot with a home video camera, damnit, we notice!

    2. Re:About time they get rid of ads! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      They even go so far as to yank one frame out of TV movies every few seconds. Yank enough frames and you've saved enough time to add YET ANOTHER 30-second commercial spot for something stupid and pointless.

      Shows are getting shorter and shorter and there's more and more commercials. And even when the show is ON there's pop-ups in the corner for promos and station identification. Ugh.

    3. Re:About time they get rid of ads! by Overzeetop · · Score: 1

      Radio's version is more insideous. They can fit two to three additional commercials in per half-hour with the silence-reduction software. Rush Limbaugh hates it because the technology compresses his "dramatic" pauses. Of course, I'm not sure which would be worse, more Rush or more commercials. Brrrrr...gives me the chills just thinking about him being back on the air, infecting young minds with hate.

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    4. Re:About time they get rid of ads! by jafuser · · Score: 1

      I agree. I used to watch a wide variety of TV. Then the content got bad, so I started watching only the "infotainment" channels like Discovery and TLC channels, but then over the past year or two they started to shift their ratio of Programme:Commercial airtime from about 3:1 to about 1.5:1, and even seeming like 1:1 for some shows.

      The commercials got louder and more ridiculously consumeristic. The programs got worse, even on the informative channels, deviating away from fun educational topics into less educational and more MTV-attention-span type of topics.

      About that time I stopped watching TV altogether and dug deep into the realm of MMO games (my current favorite is Second Life). I don't see myself ever going back to Television as a big part of my leisure time unless it makes a lot of progress towards the viewership replacing the advertisers as the source of sponsorship (or at least having the option to).

      These days, I occasionally flip the TV on, but 4 times out of 5 it goes right back off after about 2-3 minutes of looking around the premium movie channels for something good. I'd much rather entertain myself by designing 3D models, writing programs to control them, and showing them off to my online friends, than sit alone on the couch and recieve my daily dose of commercial propaganda...

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    5. Re:About time they get rid of ads! by gmhowell · · Score: 1

      It's worse than you present. Many of the WB cartoons are edited as much for content as for commercial reasons. Catch some of the uncut DVDs, and you'll see just how unPC they can be. Damn but that was some funny stuff.

      Time compression, for those who don't know, is speeding things up a little bit. Kinda like playing an LP on 45 rpm (why do I think many of the kiddies here won't get that reference?) Everyone seems to be speaking with just a hint of helium in the air.

      BTW, did you have any of the Jonah Hex action figures? I saw them advertised in the catalogs that came with my Star Wars toys in the mid 70's.

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  10. How do they tell? by OutRigged · · Score: 3, Interesting

    How can they tell if you're skipping the ads or not? For that matter, how can they tell that you're even using a Tivo?

    Also, why does this not apply to VCR's? I've always fast-forwarded through commercials with a VCR. I don't see advertisement companies crying.

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    1. Re:How do they tell? by Stubtify · · Score: 4, Informative
      How do they tell? Well your PVR keeps track of things like this and the data is then fed back to the PVR company as long as you do not opt out. This was done to see which superbowl commercials were reviewed the most or what play a few years back was rewatched most often. Of course it is sent anonymously, with at most your zip code attached. If that failed they could always do a study with people in a room being watched and taking note as to how they watch PVR television. As a tivo user I feel that this number is about right, I watch almost zero commercials in recorded shows and probably as little as 50% in live shows through the use of "caching" of live shows so I don't have to be bothered by ads.

      To answer your second question, this differes from a VCR for two real reasons. One is that it is effortless to set and record sometimes up to 100 or more hours of programming. Even realistically speaking I probably tivo between 5-10 hours of programming a day. This could not be done with one single VCR and one tape, and even doing so with multiple tapes/VCR's it would never be anywhere near as easy. Second, while watching live tv a tivo user is able, automatically, to pause and then resume anything they are watching. This is the caching I spoke of above. I pause the show I want to watch live for seven minutse while I prepare dinner, shave, shower, etc. and then come back and resume the show 7 minuts behind. Whenever there is a commercial I fast forward. in this way unless its a sporting event or a show which I can't watch delayed because friends are over I rarely even see a commercial in live TV. To do this with a vcr would mean, recording, rewinding and watching the episode after it has completely finished and then missing out on whatever comes next to do so. With tivo you can do this back to back and never miss a "live" show.

    2. Re:How do they tell? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      How can they tell if YOU use Tivo? They can't, but they don't give a crap about what you personally are doing.

      The "ratings" are generated from a very small number of selected households using special equipement. They do know when these people are using Tivo and how.

    3. Re:How do they tell? by HoneyBunchesOfGoats · · Score: 1

      Does it even matter in regards to plain regular TV? In my family, we either change the channel or mute the TV when the ads come on. If someone is trying to entice me into buying their product, I'll do some research into whether it's good at what it does, will fill my needs/wants, etc., if I'm interested at all. I'm not going to make the effort of going out to get something on a whim. I imagine most impulse purchases happen in the store, not in front of a television.

    4. Re:How do they tell? by croddy · · Score: 1
      Even realistically speaking I probably tivo between 5-10 hours of programming a day really ?

      that's about the amount of television I watched in November.

    5. Re:How do they tell? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      5-10 hours of programming a day? egads! that's a lot of can't miss tv. you must really need your tivo.

    6. Re:How do they tell? by Stubtify · · Score: 1

      Never said I watch 5-10 hours of tv a day, just that I tivo that much. Its a new way of controlling television, you've got to experience to understand. Hell between futurama, family guy and the simpsons My cable channels show 2 and a half hours a day of just those three shows.

  11. Yeah but... by Micah · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Wouldn't PVR recorders tend to watch the commercials for products they are interested in and skip the ones that would obviously not apply?

    And if they watched a commercial for a product they're interested in but missed a detail like an address or phone #, they could go back and retreive it.

    So overall, it probably won't be as big a loss as is stated.

    Now, if only advertisers would make commercials we want to see. Does anyone besides me make a mad dash for the Mute button every time Detrol's "gotta go gotta go gotta go right now" commercial comes on???

    1. Re:Yeah but... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      > Does anyone besides me make a mad dash for the Mute button every time Detrol's "gotta go gotta go gotta go right now" commercial comes on?

      The fact that you remember a particular commercial only shows that it was successful.

      Unlike what most of you nerds think, commercials do not exist to entertain you, they don't exist to engage your intellect, they are only intended to weasel into your subconscious.

    2. Re:Yeah but... by mcknation · · Score: 1

      No you not the only one. Heck, I gotta got to the bathroom RIGHT NOW thanks to you writing that jingle down. Oddly enough the Detrol isn't so bad...especially if you are pulling one of those ALL NIGHTERS at your local bar and don't want to have to stop your 12 ounce curls long enough to make it to the can.

    3. Re:Yeah but... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I don't know if I'm psycologically odd or something, but I tend to forget most adverts. The ones I do remember are the ones that are really really anoying For those companies, I reserve the special honour of "I'll never buy from you, you anoying fucks" which works out perfectly. Currently that list only includes Ikea here in the U.K. I was considering firebombing their store for the "Schlomping" ad. The bastard halfwit fucknuts.

      Anyway, like I said I rarely recall adverts. There are exceptions of course, but those are limited to DVD's and CD's where the advert alerts me to the release date. Anything else is just bumpf.

      Apart from the Honda Civic advert. That was art.

    4. Re:Yeah but... by mshiltonj · · Score: 1

      Does anyone besides me make a mad dash for the Mute button every time Detrol's "gotta go gotta go gotta go right now" commercial comes on???

      Or any car commercial.

      Or any long distance collect call service. (Alf? Carrot Top? You've got to be kidding.)

      Or Sony's new incredibly irritating Digicam "You are my shining star" commercial that seems to play during every single effing commercial break. Sometimes twice in the same break!

      The only commercials worth watching are Budweiser commercials. But I don't drink Bud. Go figure.

    5. Re:Yeah but... by TGK · · Score: 2, Insightful

      At one point there was a website called ad-critic.com. It's since gone over to a pay service (thereby demonstrating exactly how sick in the head people can be... they want me to PAY to see ADS?).

      Point being people would go to this site and burn precious bandwidth downloading advertisments! Some of the best adds I've seen were on that site.

      Point being, there are examples where people will go out of their way to see a really well done add. We've all seen the Honda "Rube Goldberg" add. Everyone remembers the Budweiser "Waz up" and it's countless variations. I still get a chuckle from the "Real Men of Genious" adds that Bud Lite is pushing right now.

      Some adds are good. Some suck. Drug adds in particular piss me off. At one point I started a list of drugs my TV had told me I need, but that I didn't know what they did. You've gotta ask yourself, can that be for anything OTHER than pissing people off?

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    6. Re:Yeah but... by Col.+Klink+(retired) · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Not to mention that skipping 2/3 means they're still seeing 1/3. And since commercials tend to play in heavy rotation, they're probably still seeing most of the commercials.

      Besides, non-Tivo watchers aren't watching 100% of the commercials either. While you still "see" the commercial with a VCR, few advertisers have effectively altered their commercials to have any impact without sound and in fast forward. Not to mention the people that get up and leave the room during the commercial.

      Anyways, I've always said the networks use their bugs and crawls backwards. During the commercial, the screen should look like Bloomber TV with sports scores, weather, news and a commercial in the middle. That way, people have an incentive to NOT skip the commercial.

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    7. Re:Yeah but... by thynk · · Score: 1

      The only commercials worth watching are Budweiser commercials.

      Let's not forget the Victoria's Secret and Haynes My Way(?) commercials. I use the instant replay feature on them. Oh... that peach tree comercial with the chick that has the hot sounding voice.

      Is it sad that the g/f spends more time rewinding these than I do?

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    8. Re:Yeah but... by Kombat · · Score: 0

      thereby demonstrating exactly how sick in the head people can be... they want me to PAY to see ADS?

      Been to a movie theatre lately?

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    9. Re:Yeah but... by Sloppy · · Score: 1
      Wouldn't PVR recorders tend to watch the commercials for products they are interested in and skip the ones that would obviously not apply?
      How do you know if you're interested, unless you watch?

      Tivo-users' reflexes are to "automatically" skip (the human controls it, but doesn't think about it). The user won't see the ad, unless it's carefully designed (i.e. a display of something interesting that is either static, or moves so slowly that it can still make a big impression when time-compressed).

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    10. Re:Yeah but... by Degrees · · Score: 1
      Similarly, my Replay units just fade to black, skip the commercials, and fade from black... well, mostly. Some shows fade to black, and the Replay does not identify the commercial break. So I have to hit the 30 second skip forward button four or six times.

      The newest Replay units have a different button, that you hit once, and it skips to the end of the commercial break. This was their way of incorporating the commercial skip feature, but putting the onus on the end user, and thus removing themselves from the crosshairs of the TV advertising industry lawyers.

      It sounds like the Tivo shows the commercial while skipping through it? The Replay does not - it just executes the skip forward command (the video stream just 'blips' and shows the next chunk of video.)

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    11. Re:Yeah but... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Does anyone besides me make a mad dash for the Mute button every time Detrol's "gotta go gotta go gotta go right now" commercial comes on?>/b>

      The fact that you remember a particular commercial only shows that it was successful.
      ...successful is PISSING ME OFF!

      But I guess advertisers are so stupid they don't realize that PEOPLE DON'T BUY PRODUCTS THEY ARE PISSED OFF AT. They may remember the product, but they won't buy it.

    12. Re:Yeah but... by peeping_Thomist · · Score: 1
      Wouldn't PVR recorders tend to watch the commercials for products they are interested in and skip the ones that would obviously not apply?


      I use MythTV, and it automatically skips over commercials, so I don't ever see them.

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    13. Re:Yeah but... by Blakey+Rat · · Score: 1

      Remember when the Infiniti car was first being introduced and they ran a long series of ads where they *never showed the car*? I remember wondering what the hell "Infiniti" was.

    14. Re:Yeah but... by lrucker · · Score: 1
      Drug adds in particular piss me off. At one point I started a list of drugs my TV had told me I need, but that I didn't know what they did. You've gotta ask yourself, can that be for anything OTHER than pissing people off?

      When they tell you what they do, they also have to tell you the side effects. So they have some ads that say what they do, and others that are just there to build up name recognition. The second kind are shown far more frequently than the first.

    15. Re:Yeah but... by jroysdon · · Score: 1


      About once per sitting (so 2-3 "hours" of shows minus the commercials) I'll see a commercial and rewind to watch it.

      Mainly on TechTV where they have the more "Geeky" commercials, like this new 20MPH electric scooter product for $795 (I thought I'd be great for getting around a downtown area or mail carriers or the paperboy).

      Trailers as well, although usually I just fire up apple.com/trailers when I hear about a new movie.

      But yeah, why pay to advertise feminine products to a guy? Why advertise anti-smoking products to a totally non-smoking house? Why advertise new cars to a house that has bought two in the last year and has no plans to be another in 3-4 years? Better to somehow get the consumer to let the advertiser know a bit about them (anonymously) in trade for getting rid of "annoying" commercials.

      Hell, even give me a "thumbs up" and "thumbs down" feature for commercials. Not that I won't zap past them still, but at least you'll know which ones I found didn't apply or perhaps a "lame commercial" button ;-p

  12. I am not surprised by AmVidia+HQ · · Score: 2, Insightful
    "... the increasing popularity of digital video recorders will actually cause a decline in ad revenues in the next few years."

    why is that a surprise? Just like how the RIAA is dying (no BSD jokes here), business must adapt to technology. Technology has always changed society, adapt or you lose.

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  13. Do ads support TV? by jkrise · · Score: 1

    I'd like to question the premise that ads are shoring up TV revenues - I think it's the quality of the programming that's more crucial. If that's bad, viewers skip the entire stuff and move on.

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    1. Re:Do ads support TV? by belroth · · Score: 1
      Exactly.
      What may kill TV advertising is if the analysis shows that many fewer ads are being watched but the product sales are unaffected - then companies may well decide that they have been wasting money for years - except for the tax breaks of course.
      Some ad campaigns probably do work - but I would not expect that to be a large percentage.

      I tend to skip ads using my 'in head filter', there are few products I have purchased as a result of advertising - the only one I can recall being Benecol as my dietician tells me it does actually work. I like some ads as 'art' - and was glad to get a dvd of the Honda 'cog' as a freebie.

      It will take a while for the average consumer to go PVR, and many of them may not even skip ads, so don't expect everyone to only have PBS or cable any time soon...

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  14. The Model Is Flawed, perhaps? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    One might think that if so many people are trying to opt out of recieving these advertisements, like spam, that they would not want them... The entire system is flawed! Down with the system!

  15. Will TiVo Destroy Ad-Supported TV? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    Oh God, I hope so.

  16. In show ads by shione · · Score: 1

    I think we'll just see more advertising in the shows themselves. It'll be good news for the indie show makers but bad news for the stations.

  17. PVRs will make no difference.... by bmfs · · Score: 2, Insightful

    because most people grab the remote and flip to other channels when the adverts are on anyway...

    1. Re:PVRs will make no difference.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I've noticed while doing this that the channels tend to have ad breaks at the same time so you *can't* do this...

    2. Re:PVRs will make no difference.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What you mean is:
      "because most people grab the remote and flip to other channels where there are adverts on as well..."

    3. Re:PVRs will make no difference.... by bmfs · · Score: 1

      not if you flip to BBC/PBS etc... or just hit the teletext button.

  18. Product Placement by Liselle · · Score: 2, Interesting

    The networks are pretty wily. They are already starting to shore up things with products placement directly in TV shows, of course. I read an article in Forbes about it (there were a pair of related ones in the same issue) at end of September, around when the new season was rolling out. For those of you interested and not allergic to registration, they are here and here.

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    1. Re:Product Placement by Analysis+Paralysis · · Score: 1

      The problem here is flexibility - changing a product that's already embedded in a show isn't really feasible (except in small cases - changing a can of Coke to Pepsi - as long as the actors don't mention what they're drinking - may work!). Therefore networks could not, using this method, get alternative advertisers for repeat showings - or for special occasions (e.g. Christmas, Superbowl, etc).

      I would suspect that either dynamically superimposed graphics (e.g. a logo painted over a sports field) or banners at the top and bottom of the screen would be the most likely tactic (this of course could then be defeated by widescreen TV owners switching to Zoom mode, cutting off the top and bottom).

  19. Embedded Commercials by ryen · · Score: 0

    This will only cause advertisers and network television stations to 'embed' more of their products/advertisements into the television programs themselves. Looks like Apple already has a headstart in this area.

    1. Re:Embedded Commercials by ReaperOfSouls · · Score: 1

      This will only cause advertisers and network television stations to 'embed' more of their products/advertisements into the television programs themselves. Looks like Apple already has a headstart in this area. This will work for networks, since for the most part they produce much of the programming. Generally they are not going to be hurting much since they have economies of scale working in their favor.

      The folks that will have issues are the local affiliates. The only programming they generally produce is news. Local news is becoming more and more marginalized when put side by side to cable news orginizations. This is particularly true in small markets. The difference in production value of local programming is stunning when you move from some where like the bay area to a rural location.

      My personal take is that the eventuallity of major national networks purchasing a majority of its local affiliates in small market segments is coming in the near future. They just need to pay off congress men to back of repealing of the FCC ownership rules.

      On a side note, realisically viewship of advertisments has been on the decline since the advent of the television remote control.

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  20. Any Difference? by Mad_Fred · · Score: 1

    What I started wondering right away: would advertisers notice this in any way if researchers weren't talking about how people with DVRs skip commercials? Like others have said, did anyone lose sleep over VCRs or people using the ad breaks for bathroom visits? Is there any research actually proving benefits of TV commercials in the first place? Perhaps TV ads have been a big black hole to pour money in all along?

    1. Re:Any Difference? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      In order: yes, they do their own in-house research. Yes, they did worry about VCRs and they do worry about people leaving during ad breaks - that's why you get things like ads shown in two halves; you're supposed to be hooked by the first half and wait for the second half thus watching the whole break, or trivia questions posed at the start of the ad break and answered at the end. Yes, there is such research.

  21. Profits are no Constitutional Right by Jesrad · · Score: 5, Insightful

    So what ? Television can sustain itself without the revenue from advertising ? Then too bad for the broadcasters, but they don't have a protected right to a profitable state of business. I, for one, am looking forward to the death of advertisement.

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    1. Re:Profits are no Constitutional Right by 91degrees · · Score: 1

      Besides. It can survive. They'll have to change their business model, but people really really want TV. The reason all the channels haven't all switched to a subscription model is that people consider advertising supported to be better value for money. If all the add supported networks go down, people will pay for it.

  22. WHEN to advertise by MadX · · Score: 2, Interesting

    This to me is the biggest annoyance .. adverts DURING shows. I can understand that the Media companies have to make an income .. and that income is derived from advertising more than any other revenue source.

    However, if the adverts were strategically aired, that would make a difference to the consumer.
    In South Africa, it started off as "adverts only between shows - and not on Sundays" .. then moved on to "between shows .. 7 days a week" now of course it's all during shows, and there is nothing more irritating than a break during a show that you are just starting to enjoy. This makes me either walk out the room, change the channel, or mute the sound. All three ways - the advertiser loses.

    But between a show .. well .. I might have a bit more patience ..

    1. Re:WHEN to advertise by h4rm0ny · · Score: 2, Interesting


      Living in Britain, I benefit from regular and well-placed ads. In a half-hour slot there will be a break half-way through for a couple of minutes and then the program resumes. Slots are book-ended with ads. The shock came when I moved to the states and the ads were just rammed into the program with little consideration for placing them at the end of a scene or other convenient pause in the action and no warning. It was super-aggressive.

      It's no wonder that the US public are first to fight back. I expect demand in the UK to be less initially.

      But then when I do watch TV, it's mostly BBC which I've already paid for and has no ads. Ethically dubious because it's compulsory, but it has a positive effect. Maybe this will result in a move towards more paid-for channels in the US.

      For privacy issues with your TV, try this

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    2. Re:WHEN to advertise by croddy · · Score: 1

      but, then again, y'all have the telly detectors.

    3. Re:WHEN to advertise by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I Holland, we have basically three types of television stations. We have commercial stations that really on ads, pay-tv stations that you have to pay to view and we have public television. Public television is sponsored by the government and they make money by printing a tv-guide like magazine. This is very similar to the BBC in England, except that in Holland, we have a couple of these that time-share three frequencies. This used to be a very nice systems, however, nowadays, the government is cutting funding, so the public station have to sell adds between shows. Adds during shows are not allowed (yet).
      The problem with pay-tv in Holland is that it only shows soccer matches and movies (the same movie a couple of times a week for about a month). The don't have any good tv shows, documentaires, etc.
      What I would like to see and would be willing to pay for, is a station that doesn't have any adds, makes it's own documentaires (like BBS's Horizon), buys a couple of good shows (read: Buffy & Farscape), has a good news program, etc.
      I think that the stations have the impression that they can only survive by making increasingly bad sitcoms in the hope of making a buck or two on advertising. But I also think that they are wrong. I think that there are a lot of specific audiences to target, that are willing to pay money to get rid of adverticement. Sci-Fi fans, sports fans, but also people who like their news to be brought to them by a channel that does not have ties to the government (FoxNews).

    4. Re:WHEN to advertise by RajivSLK · · Score: 1

      What is really bad are ads during North American sporting events.

      In a Canadian/USA hockey game it is not only enough to plaster the boards with ads flash corporate logos across the screen embed ads in the ice surface and offer a full ten minutes of ads between the three periods. They also insert ads at every stoppage in play often causing you to misses portions of the game. I suspect that the game has been designed with so many maddening stoppages specifically to include more ads.

      By contrast a world cup or European soccer game will run for a full 45 minute half with out any interruptions.

    5. Re:WHEN to advertise by BenjyD · · Score: 1

      >By contrast a world cup or European soccer game will run for a full 45 minute half with out any interruptions.

      The Rugby World Cup on ITV had adverts between the end of the anthems and kick off for many matches. I just hope that it's not the start of a slippery slope. Personally, I found it really spoiled the build up to the match.

    6. Re:WHEN to advertise by h4rm0ny · · Score: 1


      I'm sure I can't be the only one here to have avoided buying products where the adverts have become irritating.

      Is there any solid research into the point at which advertising reaches saturation and cost/benefit falls over?

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  23. Maybe TV People Will Earn Realistic Pay by TheWanderingHermit · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Maybe all the super high salaries pseudo-actors in poorly written popular pabulum like "Friends" will have to adjust to reality and will only make as much as people in other professions. Or, worse yet, they might actually have to work for a living.

    The execs and everyone else are just scared because they have gotten used to being powerful and able to manipulate the rest of the world and they'll have to adjust to making what amounts to fair pay for the work they actually do.

    On the other hand, I like the model PBS uses. I like Nova, the News Hour, and a number of other shows on PBS, so I pledge regularly. The result is well written and well produced TV with quality I can count on every day of the year. Maybe other stations or cable channels will have to count on viewers paying directly in some way.

    I know most shows on the major networks would not be worth paying for, but I have no trouble paying for shows as good as Babylon 5, Farscape, or Monty Python.

    1. Re:Maybe TV People Will Earn Realistic Pay by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If you've noticed lately, PBS is slowly slipping into the traditional advertising model, but they're usually so short that it's not even worth it to flip while the "commercial" is on.

    2. Re:Maybe TV People Will Earn Realistic Pay by HeghmoH · · Score: 1

      On the other hand, I like the model PBS uses. I like Nova, the News Hour, and a number of other shows on PBS, so I pledge regularly. The result is well written and well produced TV with quality I can count on every day of the year.

      Every day except when they're running a pledge drive, that is. Then you only get to watch half your show, interspersed with commercials that are longer and more annoying than anything on "regular" TV. PBS is supported by advertising just as much as other networks, it's just their ads are more direct. Instead of "buy this product so the company that sells it can give us money" it's very plainly, "give us money please!"

      I guess you could look at PBS as the shareware of TV. Their price is lower (less ad time, less money going from viewers to advertisers) but they get almost all of it, instead of a small percentage. Pledge drives are nag screens.

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    3. Re:Maybe TV People Will Earn Realistic Pay by daBass · · Score: 1

      It's a never ending circle. Sales/programming sell more ads for more money. The actors, producers and writes say, well, we'd like to see some of that or we'll go elsewhere. So the station gives in and sells more ads to compensate and tells them next seasons episodes will have to be 1 minute shorter.

      So it is hard to say who is to blame.

    4. Re:Maybe TV People Will Earn Realistic Pay by TheWanderingHermit · · Score: 1

      tells them next seasons episodes will have to be 1 minute shorter

      Actually, the limit for number of minutes of commercials per hour is set by the FCC (which means any day now Bush will ask it to be raised so his buddies in the big corporations will be making more and Joe Citizen will still be getting less). I think the current limit is 16 minutes per hour and 16:30 per hour after midnight. I know it is at least at those numbers, which means more than 25% of all we see on TV now is advertising.

      I'll take pledge week (which usually runs about 2 weeks) at PBS 2x a year over that any time.

    5. Re:Maybe TV People Will Earn Realistic Pay by daBass · · Score: 1
      I never realised this. Does this include promotions of the station's own content? Every time I am in the US I get the feeling there is much more advertsing there then there is here.

      Actualy, there is. Here is a quite from the UK's Advertising Association's website: "[On terrestrial commercial stations ITV, C4 and Five] Only seven minutes of each hour, on average, may be given over to advertisements, with the maximum allowed at peak time of seven and a half minutes. On satellite and cable TV the limit is an average of nine minutes per hour over a day"

      This means we sometimes get some more than average on very popular one-offs (like the Joe Millionaire finale), but usualy it is bearable. Yet these stations make money. How odd.

    6. Re:Maybe TV People Will Earn Realistic Pay by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Realistic pay for most affiliate employees is upper teens to mid 20s. Sucks to be them.

      Evening news anchors at mid to mid upper market (Green Bay or Madison WI) only make 40s to low 60s. Not much to aspire to. Only in New York, Chicago, LA is there a brass ring, and even there, not for the grunts. Lots of unpaid internships there, like at fuckthatjob.com.

      If you're stuck in Marquette MI or Cedar Rapids IA you'll be lucky if anyone makes 20000, even the sales reps, and more than half are unpaid interns. Radio TV jobs don't pay, that's why all this angst i,s silly.

      As far as ad revenue goes, they'll get a billion dollar bump for next year's election cycle, but then things are gonna really fall off.

      PBS doesn't have advertising? Every time I turn it on, I'm bombarded with "Archer Daniel Midland Supermarket to the World" type crap.

    7. Re:Maybe TV People Will Earn Realistic Pay by macwhiz · · Score: 1

      PBS is getting more traditional advertising, too.

      The highest-rated PBS program in the nation right now is UConn Women's Basketball on Connecticut Public Television. It brings in tons of cash from donations -- enough that CPTV paid $600,000 for rights to this season's games, and the contract calls for that yearly fee to go up to $1,000,000 in a few years.

      The games have "media time-outs" like network sports broadcasts. There are 30-second ad spots in these timeouts, as well as the usual pledge nag banners during the game and "pledge breaks" before and after the game and during halftime.

      I love watching the Huskies, and if this is what CPTV needs to do in order to keep showing the games, so be it. Still, it shows that public TV isn't immune from "traditional" advertising. It's just that they've chosen to go without the ads in the past. There's nothing stopping them from using more ads in the future.

    8. Re:Maybe TV People Will Earn Realistic Pay by gmhowell · · Score: 1

      Even worse with pledge drives is that you CAN'T watch your regular show. They insist on putting special garbage on that the bread and butter PBS viewer doesn't give two shits about. I'm used to getting my weekly Britcoms (or cooking shows, or whatever), flip on the tube, and there's Suze Orman or Deepak Chopra. Screw that. When they pull that stunt, that's when I call and complain and point out why they're not getting any money.

      BTW, when your kid wants to see Teletubbies, Elmo, or Barney, and some bink is on the screen begging for cash, 'nag screen' is too kind a word. STFU!! My kid is going nuts! He's actually trying to interact with me. Even worse. He's pointing at the 'gift' she's holding up and wanting me to buy it. Crass commercialism from aging hippies; gotta love it.

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    9. Re:Maybe TV People Will Earn Realistic Pay by gilmour14 · · Score: 1

      You honestly can't get much better than "The Joy of Painting"

    10. Re:Maybe TV People Will Earn Realistic Pay by annievtec · · Score: 1

      Sure, PBS has some great content. I'm a member and a fan. But before you get too excited understand that over 40% of their funding comes from taxes and fees paid by you and me. Around 16% is from business sponsorships (nu-advertising?) and members pay about 23.5%. As for the media giants it may be survival of the gargantuan and eventually 3 or 4 companies would own hundreds of channels and we could pay top dollar for each and every one of them.

    11. Re:Maybe TV People Will Earn Realistic Pay by TheWanderingHermit · · Score: 1

      I forgot the figures, but both the local PBS TV stations (2 in this town, plus they own one or two in other cities nearby) and the local NPR station receive far less funding from taxes than that. (They talk about it quite a bit during pledge drives.)

      Pledges in this area count for something like 50% of the budget. (Plus they have a huge endowment.)

  24. I don't like advert by muffen · · Score: 1

    I've turned my TV on maybe 2hours during the entire month of November. I hate watching TV, because of all the adverts. I really can't stand them.
    If I like a TV show, I download it and watch it.

    I think it's great that these devices are coming into the market. I'd love to see the advert-supported TV collapse, as I'd rather pay for each TV channel individually if there were no adverts (where I live this can only be done for certain moviechannels).

    Unfortunately, I don't think that advert support TV is going to disappear. We're gonna get digital TV soon, with broadcast bits set. Anything recorded with a broadcast bit set cannot be fast forwarded.

    So, what's gonna happen now?
    Well, here's my prediction.

    1, TV companies complain.
    2, Governemnt passes law. TV companies started broadcasting 10% more adverts, and after the law is passed, they still kept broadcasting 10% more adverts.
    3, Profit!

    1. Re:I don't like advert by gl4ss · · Score: 1

      you want another opinion?

      3. some companies do boxes that can be hacked(or updated or whatever you prefer) to deliberately skip and not record all that has been marked as commercials.
      4. profit anyways when companies lie the viewer numbers.
      5. advertisers look into new ways since old ways don't seem to work.

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    2. Re:I don't like advert by muffen · · Score: 1

      You may be right... although, if they started integrating adverts into the shows, I'd stop watching TV completly. I really don't care for it...

  25. Good. Spam by midgley · · Score: 2, Insightful

    I find myslef less and less inclined to tolerate advertising on TV since spam on email became so irritating.

    I also liken product placement to search-engine placemnt and fooling, and I don't like that.

    In the UK we have the BBC, and if the commercial channels disappear, I can live with it.

  26. Remote control and VCR's didn't harm ad-based TV by Trurl's+Machine · · Score: 4, Insightful

    I am old enough to remember similar prediction in 1980's. Popularity of IR-based remote control units and taping TV programs was also supposed to harm advertising - but it didn't happen. The TV commercials have changed, they are now much more witty and provocative than in 1970's and earlier (a good example of this evolution are the TV ads of Coca-Cola - they were INCREDIBLY boring in 1960's!). It turned out that people are simply too lazy to bother with switching channels or skipping ads on tape. They will also be too lazy to use TiVo. Besides, if you are not lazy, you are not a good target audience for the advertisers - if you are active enough to put some effort into skipping ads, you are probably also active enough to make your own market research and you generally don't buy something just because you saw it on TV.

  27. Advertisers Have Largely Done This To Themselves by Maestro4k · · Score: 4, Insightful
    It's hard to feel sorry for advertisers or TV channels/groups/companies. They've done this to themselves in a big way. Look at the average commercial time per hour nowadays compared to even just 5 or 10 years ago. I know I can't stand to watch a movie on TV any longer since the commerical breaks are sometimes longer than the segments they show of the movie! (This really happened one night, the channel came back from 3 minutes of commercials to only play 4 minutes of movie, then straight back for 5 minutes of commercials. IIRC, this was The USA Network.)

    With things like that happening, they've created the market for TiVos, and helped expand it. If one of two things (or even both) happened, then TV companies would be fine. 1. Commercials need to be entertaining, not boring as hell, and 2. TV programs need to be worth watching and putting up with commercials (even if the commercials aren't entertaining.)

    I'm really surprised that they haven't figured this out already given that the Super Bowl has more people watching it for the commercials instead of the game. You'd think companies would realize spending more on a commercial that people will actually watch is worth more than spending less on a bunch noone will watch. As a bonus, people remember fun commercials, and the products better. That has to help create more demand for the product, and isn't that what advertising is all about?

    Still, I won't be surprised if this is another industry that'll take the RIAA/MPAA route of trying to get legal protection for their flawed business plan instead of fixing it. Oh joy, I can't wait until congress passes the DMAA (Digital Millienium Advertising Act) making it illegal to skip commercials, and requiring every citizen to watch 2 hours of commercials a week or they lose their cable/satellite connection.

  28. Of course not. by Black+Parrot · · Score: 2, Interesting


    National governments will simply step in and legislate profitability - even if they have to outlaw the new technology.

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    1. Re:Of course not. by daBass · · Score: 1

      You may want to drop the "s". I think there is only one goverment in the world retared enough to do something like that...

      Bottom line is that TV can be profitable without as many ads as you get in the US. This has been proven in Europe. While many european goverments restrict the time spent for advertising and the kind of advertising they can do, not so in the US. So the stations/networks there have been putting on as much as the market can take and have gotten used to living fat.

  29. Actually, TiVo has a much more important impact by rcs1000 · · Score: 5, Insightful

    If everyone timeshifts, then concepts like Prime Time become useless; people watch the program they want, not the one shown at 8pm on a Tuesday evening.

    But there are major advantages to advertisers too. There is much better market segmentation; you *know* exactly how many, and what type of person watched your advert.

    It's not all bad...

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    1. Re:Actually, TiVo has a much more important impact by l-ascorbic · · Score: 5, Informative

      Very good point. In the years since I first got my beloved TiVo, I've grown to really appreciate it when shows are screened at weird times like 4am or 1pm when I'm at work. That way they don't clash with other stuff, and my housemates aren't going to stop the recording (KILL KILL KILL!). A year or so ago I went to a shitty conference in the hell-hole that is Cannes. One of the very few interesting seminars was a discussion involving someone from TiVo, another from the BBC and one from the advertising dept of Proctor & Gamble. The BBC guy was saying how PVRs were making them more likely to do things like repeat whole series in the middle of the night. The woman from P&G actually said she was a big fan of PVRs, as she thinks the 30 second commercial is a terrible format. This coming form one of the world's biggest TV advertisers. She said PVRs encourage new, more imaginative forms of advertisiong. She was essentially saying that they only have the ad format because everyone else uses it and they cant concede any ground in such a comptitive market.

    2. Re:Actually, TiVo has a much more important impact by Johnny+Mnemonic · · Score: 1


      Prime Time become useless

      Man, I so agree. Since I've gotten a TiVo, I watch a lot more TV than I did before, simply because the weird quirky stuff that comes on at 4 am I can now see on my schedule. Or, when marathons of a show I like come on, I get enough episodes to last me a little while.

      If the TV producers would just realize that DVRs have unlocked the potential of the 18 hours of broadcast time that are not in primetime, I think they would start to come around on their opinion of the PVR. As it is, though, they remain too frightened...

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    3. Re:Actually, TiVo has a much more important impact by drinkypoo · · Score: 1
      Digital cable boxes and some analog ones have what's called a talkback module (or circuit) which sends data back to the cable co. They can tell, for example, what you are watching. Your box has a talkback module if you can order PPV through it without it being connected to a phone line. Many older analog systems have a daughterboard upon which is the talkback module, so if the signal goes into a module, then back out into a short cable, and back into your cable box's "in" terminal, you have a talkback module, though a lack of this physical feature is no indication that you don't have one.

      As such, the cable company can usually tell what your tivo is downloading. Hence they should be able to preserve their ad revenue. It's not like there has ever been a guarantee that people will watch ads.

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    4. Re:Actually, TiVo has a much more important impact by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      She was essentially saying that they only have the ad format because everyone else uses it and they cant concede any ground in such a comptitive market.

      This is a problem in other areas too. Like aggressive corporate accounting practices. I'm sure there are many CFOs and accountants and controllers and so forth who would prefer a more straight forward and honest balance sheet. Basically no one wants to be the first mover because the market will punish them. Unless the environment changes, either through market forces or legislation, nothing will be done differently.

    5. Re:Actually, TiVo has a much more important impact by Schmucky+The+Cat · · Score: 1

      Along that, something I saw recently was Comedy Central showing the uncensored version of the South Park movie in the middle of the night. I'd love - instead of infomercials - to have more provocative programming shown when my Tivo can pick it up. Uncensored episodes of the South Park tv show at 3AM, Sopranos on NBC at 2AM; bring it on.

    6. Re:Actually, TiVo has a much more important impact by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      But there are major advantages to advertisers too. There is much better market segmentation; you *know* exactly how many, and what type of person watched your advert.

      Indeed. How many: Zero. What type: Nonexistent. One couldn't be possibly more exact. I agree with you.

  30. Do we really even need TV? by SauroNlord · · Score: 1

    I mean look at what it provides, ....and of that what is actually important to our lives? Then take that and see where else we can get it from....newspapers, local news, internet. Big Brother is watching.

    1. Re:Do we really even need TV? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      In Capitalist America, you watch Big Brother!!!

      /too easy

    2. Re:Do we really even need TV? by Tim+C · · Score: 1

      One word: entertainment.

      Sure, you can live without entertainment - but your life will be that little bit less worth living.

      Not that entertainment is unique to TV, or that what TV provides is necessarily all that good - Hell, I hardly even watch it. But don't be so quick to dismiss it.

  31. Please give me pay-for-TV by gad_zuki! · · Score: 5, Insightful

    I have a DirecTivo and am part of the 'bad people' who will help destroy annoying commercials. As a solution, please just sell me the channels/shows I want to watch. Why am I paying for fundie nutcases like Trinity broadcasting when all I watch is 6 different channels?

    This "one-size-fits-all" method of lots of channels for a large amount of money per month is failing, not just commercials.

    I'd rather pay a 20-40 dollar bill that lets me "subscribe" to 20 or so shows with the ability to view *anything* for the first 10 or so minutes (or maybe x amount of episodes). In other words I can channel surf all I want and purchase the stuff I really like. The purchased items would be just like my "Season Pass" items.

    Arguably, this dynamic will force networks to produce decent content instead of filler and better ways to squeeze in an extra half-commercial here and there.

    TV will have to go through 'napsterization,' the genie is simply out of the bottle. A smart cable or satellite company can lead the way and make lots of money, especially targeting the "Cable is too expensive" crowd who just want Comedy Central and 2 or 3 other channels.

    The networks won't like it, but its going to be either this or DRM forced commercial watching.

    1. Re:Please give me pay-for-TV by patro · · Score: 1
      As a solution, please just sell me the channels/shows I want to watch.

      IMHO, pay-per-show is the way to go. It would be cheaper since I paid directly to the creators of a specific show, so popular shows would earn a lot of money even if they charge only a low fee for watching an episode. As long as they produce a quality show, their continuous revenue is guaranteed. There would be no need for commercials as we know them today.

      And if ISPs too get a share of this revenue then net access could be given away for free, so that content providers can reach as many people as possible.

      So, content providers would be forced to provide quality shows, since there is immediate feedback (no income) if they don't. ISPs would be motivated to provide quality net access, because their revenue was directly attached to the content providers' revenue.

    2. Re:Please give me pay-for-TV by thynk · · Score: 1

      I have a DirecTivo and am part of the 'bad people' who will help destroy annoying commercials.

      I just got my DirecTivo a few weeks ago. Can't see how I stood to watch TV with out it.

      This "one-size-fits-all" method of lots of channels for a large amount of money per month is failing, not just commercials.

      This was the biggest reason why I dropped cable. To get the channels I liked (tech-tv, Science, etc) I had to purchase HBO, Stars and Encore. My cable bill was $73 a month and I watched less than 10 hours of TV a month.

      Got the good news when I took my cable boxes back to the main office. All this time, I was saving $10 a month on my cable modem! I didn't take the time to explain to the young lady behind the desk that no, I am in fact not "saving" $10 a month by having cable, I'm being charged an extra $10 for switching services.

      Even with the $10 penality, I'm saving over $200 a year with DirectTv.

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    3. Re:Please give me pay-for-TV by PunchMonkey · · Score: 1

      I'm being charged an extra $10 for switching services.

      You're not being charged an extra $10 for "switching services". If you just cancelled cable tv and said "I don't watch tv anymore", you'd still be charged an extra $10. It really isn't all that unusual for companies to give discounts if you purchase multiple products/services from them.

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    4. Re:Please give me pay-for-TV by thynk · · Score: 1

      It really isn't all that unusual for companies to give discounts if you purchase multiple products/services from them.

      A discount implies a savings. My rates with them have never gone down a dime, in fact they have gone up. The $10 "savings" was rolled into the package plan when they switched from AT&T to Comcast.

      It would be like the insurance company raising your rate on one car by $100.00 a month and not telling you about it because you had a $100.00 discount with a multi car package. Imagine your dismay when you went to sell your second car.

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    5. Re:Please give me pay-for-TV by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I actually like your model.

      Beats crude UK model where people are forced to pay for stuff many of them don't really want.

  32. Here we go again by PowerBert · · Score: 2, Funny

    Tivo III ( Rise of the AAA )

    Coming to a court near you soon, Tivo3 "The rise of the Advertising Association of America". When technology threatend their business model they stood up and hired lawyers.

    One member if the AAA was quoted as saying "Recording to DVR boxes is a clear breach of copyright", "We will be suing selected individuals who record as many as 5 programmes per week". It is rumoured that the AAA will soon be licensing TV shows under a GPL like license. It will be illegal to view any programme unless the adverts are also made available in full. Any modification to a show must also include a copy of these adverts.

    Another source commented "We can clearly show evidence of removing ads from our programmes. Not only is this in breach of our license, but we believe it is anti-constitutional and breaks the terms of the DMCA."

  33. What, like movies? by BiggerIsBetter · · Score: 4, Informative

    • Italian Job == Mini (BMW) advertisment
    • Tomb Raiders == Land Rover then Jeep adverstisement
    • Mission Impossible == Apple advertisment
    • Top Gun == RayBan advertisement
    • The African Queen == Gordens Gin advertisement
    • etc...

    The question is, is it subliminal or not (read illegal)? And does it even work? Personally, I've gotten very good at filtering advertising...

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    1. Re:What, like movies? by DNS-and-BIND · · Score: 2, Insightful

      You forgot...James Bond, ever since Roger Moore retired, has been nothing but a shill for luxury brands. Heck, the owners of the Bond brand brag about it in Wall Street Journal interviews...

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    2. Re:What, like movies? by CGP314 · · Score: 4, Funny

      Personally, I've gotten very good at filtering advertising...

      And by filtering I'm sure you mean 'I watched the above movies but couldn't tell you what they were ads for'.

    3. Re:What, like movies? by BiggerIsBetter · · Score: 2, Insightful

      No. I mean, 'I watched some of the above movies but they didn't make me want to go and buy stuff.'

      I've seen it written that if you notice advertising in movies, it's too obvious. I don't know if that's true because if you miss it, maybe you won't buy it later... but that aside, just because I see something doesn't mean I want it. Possibly that works on teens, but late-20's geeks need a little more. "Cool" isn't enough.

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    4. Re:What, like movies? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      a lot of times when you watch a movie and you see a fedex truck drive by in the background, the first impulse is to call bullshit.

      by the same token, real life is plastered with ads everywhere and if art imitates life and all... i'm sure a director somewhere is trying not lose their indiecred by claiming they were just trying to add realism to their film.

    5. Re:What, like movies? by Registered+Coward+v2 · · Score: 3, Interesting

      Italian Job == Mini (BMW) advertisment
      Tomb Raiders == Land Rover then Jeep adverstisement
      Mission Impossible == Apple advertisment
      Top Gun == RayBan advertisement
      The African Queen == Gordens Gin advertisement
      etc...

      The question is, is it subliminal or not (read illegal)? And does it even work? Personally, I've gotten very good at filtering advertising...


      I'd say your filter needs updating - it seems a number of ads are getting by and making an impression on you...

      Seriously, product placement will probably be the next big wave - since one goal of an ad is to get you to remember the product.

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    6. Re:What, like movies? by Chris+Worth · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Btw - you may have misunderstood what's meant by subliminal advertising. It's not illegal, nor does it even exist.

      'Subliminal' advertising - in this case, flashing a logo onscreen for too short a time to be consciously perceived - happened once, as part of a carefully-controlled experiment, in one cinema many decades ago. It's never been used since except as a spoof. And no, product placement isn't subliminal - otherwise, walking down the street would count! (Look at all those BMWs and Toyotas driving past! Gotta get me some of that!)

      Chris

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    7. Re:What, like movies? by BiggerIsBetter · · Score: 1

      Seriously, product placement will probably be the next big wave - since one goal of an ad is to get you to remember the product.

      I can remember seeing a programme about HIV too - doesn't mean I want it. That I remembered these placements (ok, I Googled for some of 'em) means little when it's because I thought the concept was stupid. Had I remembered it and thought "Cool, I want a Jeep" (or better yet, not remembered and thought the same thing) then they'd be on to something.

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    8. Re:What, like movies? by kubrick · · Score: 1

      Subliminal imagery has been used a few times, though, The Exorcist is one example of this.

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    9. Re:What, like movies? by KDan · · Score: 1

      All TV advertising is using devious techniques comparable to subliminal advertising anyway. More info here.

      Daniel

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    10. Re:What, like movies? by CAIMLAS · · Score: 4, Funny
      Yes, of course it works. American culture is completely shaped by the movie and TV industries; you think that advertising doesn't seap through?
      Movies and TV have been successfully 'advertising' lifestyles (and their accompanying trinkets and trends) for years and years - much longer than the current "lifestyle" adverts that we've seen in the last 5 years or so (Mt. Dew being a big "lifestyle" brand). Unlike traditional ads (generally), however, TV and movies get you involved in the plot, characters, and situations, thus increasing your desire all the more - unlike most ads, which we tune out (and thus why advertisers try their damnedest to create witty ads). Someone is much more likely to buy a Desert Eagle handgun if Lara Croft is using it in the movie (sweet! a chick with a gun! I want one just like that! maybe it'll make me just like her/find a girl just like her), than if they were to see a subsequent ad on TV or as a trailer advertising the gun itself.

      The most obvious examples that you'll see almost everywhere are: clothing, soda, furniture (if I buy the furniture on The Cosby Show, I'll be witty and have a perfect family), and the like. Some specifics off the top of my head:

      Terminator (and others like it): leather jackets and other things 80's.

      The Matrix - leather catsuits, trenchcoats, sunglasses, technology appeal, etc.

      James Bond - cars, watches, pens, cologne, beer, soda, women (woot!), sex, etc.

      Fast and the Furious (I and II): cars, performance parts, soda, clothing, sex

      Wayne's World I and II: Pepsi, Doritos, etc. (done ingeniously, I might add)

      even LotR: trinkets from the movies, books, soundtracks

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    11. Re:What, like movies? by BiggerIsBetter · · Score: 4, Interesting

      No, I used the word intentionally.

      Below the threshold of conscious perception. Used of stimuli. is from The American Heritage(R) Dictionary of the English Language, Fourth Edition, and similar definitions are provided by Websters and others.

      When most folks see The Italian Job, they don't realise the Minis are there as advertising. They see a neat little car with cool people driving fast - they are not conscious of being subjected to advertising, compared to say TV where they can consciously "switch off" when the ads come on. That's why I say "subliminal". Sure, it's not Coke ads flashing bewteen frames, but many people are unaware that it is happenning.

      Technically, you are correct about the legality. The FCC said in 1974 only that it was contrary to the public interest.

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    12. Re:What, like movies? by CAIMLAS · · Score: 5, Funny

      That's because the HIV ad likely wasn't portrayed in a positive manner. You'd be considering, though, if it was introduced in this fashion:

      Viciously hot babe in a bikini runs/bounces onto an all-white screen in slow motion

      Hot babe: Hi, my name's Bambi. I've got HIV. Do you know how I got it?

      Bambi pauses

      Bambi: I had mad hot animal sex with an ordinary, greasy geek, just like you, and he gave it to me. *giggle*

      Bambi bounces off the screen

      fade to black

      white lettering appears on the screen:


      HIV: Find A Hot Model and Let Her Give It To You

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    13. Re:What, like movies? by plumby · · Score: 3, Interesting
      Mission Impossible == Apple advertisment

      When was the last time you saw a TV program or movie where they didn't use a Mac? Even my wife, who understands virtually nothing about computers, goes "Oh look, they're using an Apple" on a regular basis (her knowledge extends to identifying them by the big apple on the side).

    14. Re:What, like movies? by The+Only+Druid · · Score: 1

      At least in America, where studies have repeatedly demonstrated that supposedly "subliminal" advertising has zero effect, its not at all illegal to try to do so. Its just stupid. All it means is that when you're found out, people will negatively react to that company.

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    15. Re:What, like movies? by mbourgon · · Score: 1

      The problem is, TV already is doing quite a bit of it. So it may get worse, but the networks won't see the kind of boost they'd see if they hadn't used it before.

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    16. Re:What, like movies? by Upphew · · Score: 0

      Even if you didn't want to go and buy stuff right after you saw the movie, you still remembered brands which were advertised. And when you want to buy stuff you remember and recognise things that were advertised...

    17. Re:What, like movies? by MrWa · · Score: 1
      By "filter" you mean "take full notice and remember", right?

      Can you remember what commercials were even on during the last Super Bowl? Yet you can make a list of "advertisements" that you have seen placed in movies and I imagine that list could be longer if you included Bond movies, the seminal placed advertisement movie.

      Just because you say that you "filter advertising" or that you never buy products placed in movies isn't enough. I don't have statistics to lie to you with, but if the numbers show that placed marketing in movies works (Reece's Pieces! Aston Martin! South Farthing! Oh, that last one isn't real...) then they will do it, it will be successful, and only a small subset of the population will complain.

    18. Re:What, like movies? by halr9000 · · Score: 1
      late-20's geeks need a little more. "Cool" isn't enough

      The Matrix was an advertising campaign created specifically for us. I'm not sure, but I think the product being sold here is DVD players. :)

    19. Re:What, like movies? by Tomun · · Score: 3, Informative

      Subliminal' advertising - [...] happened once, as part of a carefully-controlled experiment, in one cinema many decades ago

      No it didnt.

    20. Re:What, like movies? by bogado · · Score: 1

      Not all product placement in movies come from add revenue. In the "back to the future" DVD, you can learn that even thought the movie is filled with trademarks, all of those trademarks were carefully chosen with a criteria to help the plot. All logos must have changed significantly from the 50's to the 80's. Both texaco and pepsi did not payed add money to the producers, texaco have donate some old uniforms.

      Usually add placement is very badly placed in movies and the company promoting the product usually demand absurd things like lines talking about the product or close-ups. It's always spotable in a second a payed add in a movie or TV show. And it aways disgust me.

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    21. Re:What, like movies? by Hard_Code · · Score: 1

      I caught a bit of Austin Powers 2 on TV the other day, and I swear they are cutting in new shots for product placement. In one of the early scenes where he is at a disco, he asks a woman to take her hand of his "heine", and she pulls out a "heineken", then it cuts away again. This shot is a total non-sequiter and doesn't fit the scene at all. I own the tape, and am going to replay it sometime to see if my mind is playing tricks on me, or if the shot is really not there on the tape.

      My standard rule of thumb however is: if I notice advertising in any manner, make a mental note TO NEVER EVER BUY THE PRODUCT AT ALL IN THE FUTURE. This saves me a bit of time when shopping because I can easily narrow down my choices ("nope, I saw an annoying commercial of theirs; nope, they shoved an insulting product placement in a movie down my throat; ah, that leaves generic brand, check").

      Unfortunately I hear that I am highly atypical of my age group.

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    22. Re:What, like movies? by segfault7375 · · Score: 2, Interesting

      ...he asks a woman to take her hand of his "heine", and she pulls out a "heineken", then it cuts away again...

      That wasn't cut in after the movie was released, it was part of the original movie. Having seen Wayne's World, it was very likely put in there as a tounge-in-cheek joke about that very thing. Doesn't mean that Heinekin didn't give them some cash for it though :)

      Segfault

    23. Re:What, like movies? by CTalkobt · · Score: 1

      Oh, while we're talking about ads and such I've got to ask (offtopically):

      What's the deal with Hardees denigrating themselves and their burgers?

      The guy says, It's the last place I'd go but there was nowhere else so I relunctantly went. I brought the boogers back to guys expecting to get razzed and they told me I'd have to get boogers again tomorrow.

      I understood the ad had a positive meaning but it was so denigrating that I'm sure to think of it's negative message "last place I'd go" next time I select a place to eat.

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    24. Re:What, like movies? by HalliS · · Score: 1

      is it subliminal or not (read illegal)?
      I don't know about the rest of the world but where I come from (Iceland) there are 2 rules who are supposed to make it harder for tv-stations to put subliminal (hidden) ads in their shows / movies.

      1. Almennar meginreglur. Auglysingar skulu vera audekkjanlegar sem slikar og vera skyrt afmarkadar fra odru dagskrarefni med myndskilti eda hljodmerki. Sama gildir um fjarsoluinnskot. Duldar auglysingar eru bannadar, sem og dulin fjarsoluinnskot. I auglysingum og fjarsoluinnskotum skal ekki beita taekni til ad hafa ahrif a folk nedan marka medvitadrar skynjunar.
      (ads shall be easily spottable as such and clearly distinguished from other material; Hidden commercials are forbidden; technics for subliminal messages shall not be used in ads)

      2. Kostadar utvarpsdagskrar skulu vera ljoslega audkenndar sem slikar med kynningu, nafni og/eda vorumerki kostanda i upphafi og/eda lok dagskrar
      (sponsored programs shall be easily recognisable with an introduction in the beginning and/or at the end of a program)

      The laws that contain these articles are from the year 2000 and I suppose they originate from the EU, as do much of the law that are set here in Iceland.
      When I say "supposed to make it harder", I mean that they are not strictly enfocrced, maybe that will change.

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    25. Re:What, like movies? by sacherjj · · Score: 1

      Because Hardees burgers used to be the most pathetic wastes of beef in the world. A majority of the people who have tried the old Hardees burgers will never go back. Now, they are the best burger you can buy from any fast food chain. The ad is just trying to convey that message.

    26. Re:What, like movies? by Kombat · · Score: 2, Interesting

      "nope, I saw an annoying commercial of theirs; nope, they shoved an insulting product placement in a movie down my throat; ah, that leaves generic brand, check"

      There's only one problem with that: The generic brands often suck. Sure, many times the generic will work just as well, for cheaper. But I find that more often than not, the reason the name brands cost more is because they're better. Oreos are better than "No Name Frosted Cookies." Coke does taste better than "PC Cola." Cottonelle is softer than generic toilet paper, and Bounty does pick up more.

      Of course, there are notable exceptions where the generic brand is BETTER than the name-brand. For example, I love President's Choice chicken breasts. I've tried name brands, and always keep coming back to good 'ol PC.

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    27. Re:What, like movies? by PainKilleR-CE · · Score: 1

      The sad part is that the first thing I thought of when I saw those ads was 'Carls Jr would never run an ad like that', because Carl's Jr. burgers have been been great as long as I can remember. Then I remembered that every ad I saw for Hardees when I moved out here, except for ones specifically advertising fried chicken, were Carl's Jr. ads anyway.

      At the same time, with the lack of western bacon cheeseburgers and the completely pitiful service I've gotten at every Hardees I've been to, I stopped going there about 6 months ago (but would still go to a Carl's Jr. if I had the chance).

      In the last couple of years, though, Hardees (and Carl's) have added some of the best burgers available in fast food to their menu, like the Six Dollar burger and the double chili cheeseburger. It's pretty much just their service that sucks. It shouldn't take 15 minutes to get 'fast food'.

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    28. Re:What, like movies? by ghjm · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Most advertising is not trying to get you to run out and buy a product today. Late-night TV carries "Call Now!" ads, but this type of advertising is not suitable for product placement. (After all, you're not likely to run out in the middle of the movie to buy a Land Rover!)

      Instead, the purpose of most advertising is to create or increase brand equity. The idea is to affect your thinking months or years from now, when you (or someone like you) are actually in the market for a new SUV. If your final choice is between a Land Rover and a Glurnmobile, you will presumably have a sense of familiarity and relative comfort attached to the Land Rover. It's not that you agreed with the points the ad was making, or that you felt particularly attached to the Land Rover at the time you saw the ad - it's that if you keep hearing about Land Rover over and over, through the years you will eventually accept that Land Rover is a longstanding and reputable brand of SUV. But nobody ever heard of Glurnmobile before today, so you will probably want to do a more careful analysis of the Glurnmobile product before you buy it. Which in turn means you're more likely to buy a Land Rover.

      Of course, in the automotive market, there are no Glurnmobiles. It's inconceivable that someone could jump through all the investor and regulatory hoops to bring out a new type of car, and not make sure people knew about it. Nevertheless, brand equity still depends on the amount of advertising and the length of time it has been going on. What do you think of Kia vs. Land Rover? What are your reasons for thinking what you think?

      Note that human beings are wired to defend their conceptual systems against (whatever they perceive as) assault. If you believe X and someone comes along preaching not-X then you attack them, or at least defend yourself. If you believe X and Y and someone comes along preaching that X implies not-Y, the effect is the same. So: Many Slashdotters no doubt believe that (a) Land Rovers are of higher quality than Kias, and (b) that their own thinking is not affected by advertising. I am saying that the major reason to believe that a Land Rover is better is in fact the advertising, particularly the length of time they have been advertising. This challenges (b) unless you can prove that Land Rovers are objectively better. Therefore it is to be expected that many people will jump in and insist that Land Rovers have variable (blurble) with intermittently assisted (gnashing of teeth).

      Instead, consider this: Insisting that you are unaffected by advertising is the same as claiming you have never been had by a troll. This is false: You are a social mammal with fairly predictable responses. This gives the trolls and advertisers their edge. No matter how l33t you may be, there's always a smarter troll (or a better advertiser) who has your number.

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    29. Re:What, like movies? by PainKilleR-CE · · Score: 1

      Terminator (and others like it): leather jackets and other things 80's.

      Gargoyle sunglasses. Also changed to another brand of sunglasses in one (or both) of the sequels.

      The Matrix - leather catsuits, trenchcoats, sunglasses, technology appeal, etc.

      cell phones and (stretching it) minidiscs

      James Bond - cars, watches, pens, cologne, beer, soda, women (woot!), sex, etc.

      It could go on and on, but I stopped watching the Bond movies after I saw 2 in a row that felt more like BMW ads than Bond movies.

      Fast and the Furious (I and II): cars, performance parts, soda, clothing, sex

      A more subtle item in the first one was the PS2/GT3, which was what most of them were doing when they weren't racing/fixing cars.

      Wayne's World I and II: Pepsi, Doritos, etc. (done ingeniously, I might add)

      Don't forget the guitar ;)

      even LotR: trinkets from the movies, books, soundtracks

      And the $50+ collector's set when the special extended edition is $20. $30 for a statue and a book + DVD about the making of Golum. At least in the previous collector's set they included a movie ticket to see the Two Towers. They didn't even bother this year, figuring either that so few of the tickets were cashed in last year that most people would buy it without them, or that the tickets cost them too much money for the sales they made.

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    30. Re:What, like movies? by PainKilleR-CE · · Score: 5, Funny

      Come on, whenever I want to hack an alien race's navigation, command, & control systems I use the same Mac that I used to hack a Gibson from a pay phone.

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    31. Re:What, like movies? by s0l0m0n · · Score: 2, Funny

      South Park was right.

      Aids is funny now.

    32. Re:What, like movies? by CAIMLAS · · Score: 0, Offtopic

      *shrug* The only SouthPark episode I've ever seen was a good 8 years ago when it first came out - IIRC, it was Jesus and Santa duking it out.

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    33. Re:What, like movies? by jedidiah · · Score: 1

      As if anyone interested (or able) to buy such luxury brand is going to be influenced by an action movie...

      Bond is supposed to be "blending in" with the "jet set" crowd. So of course he's going to be dripping with every overhyped brand available.

      This goes equally well for characters like the Cranes (Frasier). Mindlessly grabbing for the $100 bottle of champainge is what characters like that do.

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    34. Re:What, like movies? by Scrameustache · · Score: 3, Funny

      Someone is much more likely to buy a Desert Eagle handgun if Lara Croft is using it in the movie (sweet! a chick with a gun! I want one just like that! maybe it'll make me just like her/find a girl just like her)

      Dude, seriously, I know we're geeks, but I, for one, do not yet need a gun to get girls to go out with me.

      And I think it might be illegal...
      : )

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    35. Re:What, like movies? by Hard_Code · · Score: 5, Interesting

      Then your experience varies GREATLY from mine. Brand names are a premium. Do you know who created the original "oreo" style cookie? It wasn't "Oreo" brand. It was Hydrox. They are the same damn thing. Oreo had better marketing.

      The VAST majority of commodities almost by definition, have zero distinguishment in quality due to brand. You know what "Windex" is? It's fucking vinegar. But sure, consumers will buy the anti-bacteria this, and orange-fairy-spirits that, because consumers are stupid and like to feel comfortable that they are buying a socially acceptable product (there is even a product on the market that kills "germs in the air"! GERMS IN THE AIR OH MY FUCKING GOD). Do your Nikes make you a better athlete? Probably not. Is your Abercrombie and Fitch wardrobe any more functional than "generic" clothes you could buy at a store like Target or KMart? The trend is actually reverse - now you pay extra for PREWORN clothing! What a deal! Can you really notice any difference whatsoever between butter and milk brands? Are you sure what you think a product tastes like is really what it "should" taste like, or just what you've grown up to accept as correct? (e.g. How did they know that the cereal tastes correct in the Matrix?).

      Feel free to scale your purchases based on quality. That is something to encourage - regardless of brand name. In my experience the case is the opposite - for the vast majority of products the brand name provides NOTHING more than better marketing and more social acceptance among consumer peers. Sure there are some premium brands that are better and get my money, but they are few and far between, and usually not worth the premium even IF they are better (value is the point).

      Unfortunately less and less of America knows how to make a meal from commodity ingredients or make/use commodity cleaning agents (vinegar, laundry bar soap, borax, washing soda, etc.) so they will gladly buy a product marked up %500 if it has a pretty label and includes the fashion ingredient of the day ("orange oil" seems to be popular these days). As a corollary, more and more "generic" products are getting nominal "brand names" just to make the consumer feel more comfortable with them - KMart, Target, and many stores now "brand" their generic clothes with some random name even though they are more or less generic...but they know if there is a "brand" name on it people will be more inclined to buy it (oooh, it's not KMart clothes, it's Route 66 - I feel special now).

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    36. Re:What, like movies? by glenrm · · Score: 2, Funny

      Are you saying you are a troll paid by Kia?

    37. Re:What, like movies? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That wasn't an episode, it was a short. And believe me, the real show is much better.

    38. Re:What, like movies? by DNS-and-BIND · · Score: 2, Insightful

      It's not the jet-set crowd. BMWs and superpremium liquors are easily affordable by the merely affluent. Heck, you can get a BMW for $25,000! For that small price, you can pretend that you're elite. You can buy a $200 bottle of tequila, as well, even though the major tequila-making families in Mexico admit there is no difference between it and the $40 bottle...however their customers demand such a product, so it exists!

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    39. Re:What, like movies? by iii_rjm · · Score: 1

      Hold on a sec. When you say ----they don't realise the Minis are there as advertising---- are you saying that BMW went to the maker of the film and said we want you to use our new minis as the main plot device in your movie?

    40. Re:What, like movies? by Yet+Another+Smith · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Part of the goal is not to make you want a Jeep per-se. Its to make sure that if you want a Jeep/LandCruiser/LandRover/SUV, that you think about Jeeps, and don't go strait for a LandCruiser.

      I didn't know Jeep had a new thing they were calling a Rubicon until they made the second Tomb Raider. I didn't end up seeing Tomb Raider II, and I wouldn't buy a Jeep on a dare. But I know its there if I'd want one, and probably wouldn't if it weren't for the joint marketing blitz.

      I wonder what percentage of the Tivo owning public hasn't been missing 2/3 of commercials anyway, because they're the part of the market demographic (like me) that flips channels. They're probably losing less than 2/3s of commercials, since many were already being skipped/muted/ignored before. Still, I do remember commercials (I remember the Jeep Rubicon, which I don't want, being advertised with Tomb Raider II which I didn't see).

      Then again, web advertising works, too. I saw an ad for a Honda on Suck.com or some such site while I was looking for a car, and ended up test-driving a Prelude after adding Honda to my list of possible cars. I wouldn't have known that the movie Scotland, PA (MacBeth in a diner) existed if it weren't for a banner ad on The Onion. All these jackasses that measure ad effectiveness by click-through are jackasses (as I may have mentioned earlier in this sentence).

      Advertisers need to get their panties out of a wad.

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    41. Re:What, like movies? by realdpk · · Score: 1

      If I find an ad insulting, I too will decide not to purchase from them. Insulting ads include those that pull the whole "men are so stupid" angle that advertisers are so fond of. I wonder if those ads are insulting to women, too? Like pandering? Man, I hate that.

      However .. for Austin Powers, that is just a corny movie all around, so the heineken scene fits in a bit just because it's so corny. Heineken isn't bad beer, either, but if you're more likely to buy generics, you'd probably avoid Heineken anyways because it's relatively expensive. :)

    42. Re:What, like movies? by Lumpy · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Fast and the Furious (I and II): cars, performance parts, soda, clothing, sex

      WRONG!

      90% of the "performance" cars that are imitating the Fast and Furious movies are poser-mobiles.

      simply look at the cars, High wing that is worthless or installed wrong as to decrease handling stability. big rims showing off dinky front rotors with stock single cylinder calipers and rear drum breaks. oh and the ultimate poser add-on the resonance muffler tip.

      Those movies created a GIANT market for poser parts. Performance parts sales have been the same as they always have as it takes a large amount of knowlege and abilities to actually install the stuff.

      the "advertising" in F&F series of shiny pictures was the best example you could have came up with... as it has thousands if not tens of thousands of teens and 20 somethings buying low grade poser crap for their cars at higher than market prices in droves.... I almost bet they had the stuff being manufacturered before they started shooting the first film and only made the first film and the last two abortions called films simply as a infomercial that people pay to go see.

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    43. Re:What, like movies? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Actually, I've found that the Braums milk I buy has a better flavor, and lasts longer before getting Teh Funk.

    44. Re:What, like movies? by Viceice · · Score: 1

      I want a Kia because it's cheaper? Over here we pay this horrible 500% tax on cars and a $52,000 Kia is way more afforable then a $190,000 Range Rover.

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    45. Re:What, like movies? by pod · · Score: 1

      The thing with product placement is that it can be really effective. I don't notice it the vast majority of time. 'Oh, he was using a Mont Blanc pen?' Does that mean I didn't notice and the placement failed? Or does it mean that it was effective and that is somehow got etched into my subconscious? Some product placement is really obvious, painfully and uncomfortably so. You know you're getting shafted. Sometimes it's noticeble, but subtle, and you have to wonder, did they just use this brand because they needed a product? Was there some kind of arrangement with the manufacturer? Did they get paid after the fact to not cut or obscure the brand? Can you use a brand in a movie without permission or payment, or are all real brands in movies paid placements? Instead of enjoying the movie, these are quite often the kinds of thoughts flying through my head in a theatre. Well, that and 'shut the fuck up already!'

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    46. Re:What, like movies? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yes, it did.

      "You see, Vicary lied about the results of his experiment. When he was challenged to repeat the test by the president of the Psychological Corporation, Dr. Henry Link, Vicary's duplication of his original experiment produced no significant increase in popcorn or Coca-Cola sales. "

      SO, he DID do the experiment, it just didn't work.

    47. Re:What, like movies? by Wolfrider · · Score: 1

      Lost in Translation == Suntory Whiskey (actually I was going to post this as a joke and found out it's a real product while googling for it!)

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    48. Re:What, like movies? by MadChicken · · Score: 1

      Actually I saw a program where they got professional wine tasters to do a blind test of all the colas. They gave very descriptive explanations of all of the colas, and the one they preferred the most (with the most complex and refreshing taste) was PC Cola.

      They hated Coke. :)

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    49. Re:What, like movies? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If you watch True Lies carefully enough, you will note that the evil villains use OS/2. The same thing happens in one of the older (mid 90's era) Bond movies.

    50. Re:What, like movies? by zanderredux · · Score: 1

      I see. But according to your list, in the future the cinemas will be supported by advertisers, since it will not make any sense to pay to watch ads.

    51. Re:What, like movies? by ccp · · Score: 1

      No. I mean, 'I watched some of the above movies but they didn't make me want to go and buy stuff.'

      You're seriously underestimating the ad bastard's cunning.

      Cheers,

    52. Re:What, like movies? by barenakedCaniac · · Score: 1

      Hardees was bought by Carls Jr a few years ago. Now they are saying, old Hardees != new Hardees (also called Star Hardees while in transition)

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    53. Re:What, like movies? by nelsonal · · Score: 1

      Yeah, I think that movie drove most of the very rapid consumer adoption of DVD players more than almost anything else. Almost everyone I knew who bought a DVD player before the price fell to $100 bought it specifically to watch the Matrix. Then they showed movies to friends, who bought them for the audio and video quality and other features.

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    54. Re:What, like movies? by Hard_Code · · Score: 1

      Then I simply must be over-sensitive to ad-placement (god knows it's everywhere these days). As for beer, it is a luxury I indulge in once in a while, and as an admitted luxury I buy what I like best (it would be rather pointless to buy something specifically intended as a luxury that I didn't like), most often local or regional beer which is better for the local and regional economies anyway. Then again, I'm picky in my beers, and I don't like even the "best" brands of beer (which beer aficionados woulnd't place Heineken in the begin with, unless your talking about the import version...but then again, what do I know, I'm not a beer aficionado).

      The only ads that don't extremely bother me (only mildly bother me because they are after all, ads), are those that have some innovative form of cinematography or ambiance (those vacuous Levi ads come to mind, as well as a few other whose products I have completely forgotten ;), or those which are funny in a completely non-sequiter way (i.e. the commercial has nothing to do with the product, it is just there as amusement to get you to associate with the product - which in the end are the most devious, but I'd like to think I'm not that shallow).

      As for other themes, here are a few:

      * Ever popular man-gets-chick angle
      * Females should buy our product so they can bond with other females (you go girlfriend!)
      * Females should buy our product because it makes you better than other females
      * Females should buy our product because you are stereotypically soft and sensitive and our bottle is pink and you get furry slippers with it
      * Prey on men's sense of strength and power
      * Blatent appeal to greed and privelege, getting too numerous these days: buy a bigger car, not because you need to but just because you CAN; buy this car because wealth makes you so special that you should be able to walk around with a 10' clearance completely ambivalent to the world around you; you are a strong western man, and indigenous people will defer to you if you buy this car
      * Blatent appeal to insecurity: Testimonial: "I like product X because it makes me feel alright" "Choosy Moms choose our product and get a free certificate for being such a great mother that you can show your kids after your divorce"
      * Mix some politically-acceptable but unrelated social message into your product: "Indiginous peoples of who the fuck knows where have been using this product for centuries" <insert image of tai chi> I swear, Tai Chi can sell anything!

      In all, I'm not all that bothered with the "Men are stupid" angle, because, well, men are stupid, and at least it's something we already know and is fairly innocent...appeal to fear and insecurity is much more insidious I think.

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    55. Re:What, like movies? by ealar+dlanvuli · · Score: 1

      I've found windex is less likely to streak than vinegar. Are you supposed to add something to the vinegar to make it not do this?

      I always figured there was some fairly complex oil additive that they used to make Windex not streak, so I purchased it for convenience (not to mention the markup is nominal to me).

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    56. Re:What, like movies? by FreeForm+Response · · Score: 1

      For this one, probably not.

      For the original, probably so.

    57. Re:What, like movies? by nelsonal · · Score: 1

      I love the print ads that show a Dell or IBM system with monitor and the screen shot is from Mac OS 8 or 9. I think those are because the copy folks all use macs and just paste a screenshot. It could well be the same with movie and television production crews.

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    58. Re:What, like movies? by Fear+the+Clam · · Score: 1

      I believe the original Windex is primarily water and ammonium hydroxide. The value-add is the blue.

    59. Re:What, like movies? by FreeForm+Response · · Score: 2, Informative

      You know what I do see a lot, though?

      Dells. I can't watch a TV show anymore without somebody flashing a Dell laptop or an Axim. Not that I mind, since I happen to own both of those products already, but it's getting really obvious.

    60. Re:What, like movies? by ccp · · Score: 1



      Why Funny? This is clearly Insightful.

      Cheers,

    61. Re:What, like movies? by Marillion · · Score: 1

      It's also been said that Calvin Kline didn't even know that his name had been used in the movie until someone pointed it out.

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    62. Re:What, like movies? by Hard_Code · · Score: 1

      That may well be true. When I look at my (non-name-brand) "Windex" it does indeed have extra stuff in it. So I grant that that extra stuff might make it less likely to streak. My original point is that a lot of products are simply common things we have culturally forgotten how to use, that have just been sold back to us with a brand name and a label. Personally I have never found the "streaking-on-windows" a big problem (to tell the truth, supreme clarity of my windows is not a high priority). I do buy generic "Windex" and I'm sure it works just as well as brand name Windex. Even if it doesn't I don't really give a damn, and I sure as hell am not going to buy whatever ridiculous type they come out with next week (there have to be like 6 different types of Windex).

      Sure, it's a pain to use raw chemicals, but my point is that most (not all) brands of cleaning products are indistinguishable because they all rely on the same fundamental chemistry. If you really have doubts I invite you to compare "generic" windex and real Windex. There are also plenty of sites on how to make your own household cleaning products that I'm sure would have suggestions/recipies.

      Artificial choice erodes consumer power. Psychologically speaking, put the same thing in 5 differently colored bottles and you will make MORE sales than if it were in just one type of bottle, because the consumer feels like they had some personal control in their decision making process when in fact it is just a sham. People don't buy products, they buy lifestyles.

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    63. Re:What, like movies? by ccp · · Score: 1


      Or does it mean that it was effective and that is somehow got etched into my subconscious?

      You got it.

      Cheers,

    64. Re:What, like movies? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No way. The origional christmas card video had a certain style lost in the show.

    65. Re:What, like movies? by Rude+Turnip · · Score: 1

      The Minis are there because they were in the original version of the film from the 60's. The Minis were used in the original film because they needed a small car to navigate in a tight space to steal some gold.

    66. Re:What, like movies? by drinkypoo · · Score: 1

      Recognizing advertising and falling prey to it are two different things. I know the italian job was a big ad for the BMW mini, but I also know that car has nothing going for it that other cheaper cars don't, except the "look", which I find to be inferior to the original mini, which once (one or two years) came in an AWD version at least, so I have no desire whatsoever to own a new mini, just as I don't desire a new beetle. Now, the new Ford GT I'd love to have, but mostly because I won't fit in the original GT40, which you can build from a kit for around $45k, which will give you a car which will spank the original GT40, and probably run well with the new Ford GT (Over $100k) because it'll only weigh about 2100 lb.

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    67. Re:What, like movies? by NanoGator · · Score: 1

      "Mission Impossible == Apple advertisment"

      Twister == SGI Laptop Advertisement.

      (too bad you'll never find one on e-bay)

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    68. Re:What, like movies? by KUHurdler · · Score: 1

      I've seen it written that if you notice advertising in movies, it's too obvious. I don't know if that's true because if you miss it, maybe you won't buy it later... but that aside, just because I see something doesn't mean I want it. Possibly that works on teens, but late-20's geeks need a little more. "Cool" isn't enough.

      When I was probably about 5 I saw a box of "Cheerios" on Superman's kitchen table. I probably ate Cheerios till I was at least 18. After the initial novelty wore off, I'm sure I ate it because I liked it. But product placement could certainly be effective for that age. It works on some 5 year olds anyway.

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    69. Re:What, like movies? by technothrasher · · Score: 1
      You know what "Windex" is? It's fucking vinegar.

      While I pretty much agree with your bitter rant against name brands, I have to point out that the above statement is false. Windex is basically ~5% Isopropyl alcohol in water (with a few other added ingredients), while distilled vinegar is ~5% Acetic acid in water.

    70. Re:What, like movies? by KUHurdler · · Score: 1

      Of course, in the automotive market, there are no Glurnmobiles.

      What market ARE they in?

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    71. Re:What, like movies? by PainKilleR-CE · · Score: 1

      Ah, I see. Since I'd never been to a Hardees before moving to the east coast 18 months ago, I just figured they were always the same place with different names and slightly different menus.

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    72. Re:What, like movies? by technothrasher · · Score: 2, Informative
      I believe the original Windex is primarily water and ammonium hydroxide. The value-add is the blue.

      Here's the MSDS

    73. Re:What, like movies? by Zeinfeld · · Score: 1
      Recognizing advertising and falling prey to it are two different things. I know the italian job was a big ad for the BMW mini, but I also know that car has nothing going for it that other cheaper cars don't, except the "look", which I find to be inferior to the original mini, which once (one or two years) came in an AWD version at least,

      You are missing the point. The movie was not a mere product placement for the mini, the whole point of remaking the film was the new mini. The original mini was a slow seller until the original Michael Canne version of the Italian job came out. Then it was suddenly an overnight hit, the cool thing to be seen in in swinging London.

      Without the car there is no movie. A remake of the Italian job with any other car would have been a flop. Its not like Bond who can drive a Bently or an Aston Martin, but lets face it everyone knew that it was pure product placement when he was driving the BMWs. The film had to return to the Astons because the product placement was damaging the credibility of the film.

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    74. Re:What, like movies? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Strangely, this sort of concept is acceptable for TV and movie ads, but banner ads on the web are only considered effective if the user immediately clicks on them.

    75. Re:What, like movies? by glesga_kiss · · Score: 1
      Seriously, product placement will probably be the next big wave - since one goal of an ad is to get you to remember the product.

      You don't even need to "remember" it. When you are in the shops choosing which to buy, the chances are you'll go for the familiar one, even if you are unaware of where that familiarity comes from.

    76. Re:What, like movies? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yes, Cartoons that can cuss makes for hilarious shock value comedy... for about 3 shows

    77. Re:What, like movies? by Hard_Code · · Score: 1

      "late-20's geeks need a little more. "Cool" isn't enough."

      Who are you kidding? Of course "cool" is enough. How many of you hosers have trinkets and shirts from ThinkGeek, raise your hands.

      /me raises my hand

      Of course it is a lot more innocent when ThinkGeek is doing it because it is relatively small and harmless and the "geek" crowd is (hopefully, but not always) better at discerning genuineness (probably due to the vagaries of online communication). On the other hand, Hollywood and big advertisers are bartering and trading your (20-somethings) culture day in an day out, telling you what is cool, who to be friends with, what lingo to use, etc. This has always been the case with culture, but more and more, these artifacts and memes of culture are produced and manipulated by large third parties, not the consumers themselves. It will be a sad day when artifacts and memes of culture are generated, and transactions of culture are managed, entirely by third parties. "If thought corrupts language, language can also corrupt thought." eh? Mass culture is fine as long as it is decentralized. Centralized mass culture is... I don't even know what it is but it can't be good. Our future ideas will probably be manufactured in advertising brainstorming sessions. It's information pollution.

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    78. Re:What, like movies? by Hard_Code · · Score: 1

      Yes, point taken, somebody else also mentioned it. FWIW I believe vinegar was the traditional agent used, but I am not expert on cleaning agents, just knowledgable enough to realize that it's All The Same Stuff.

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    79. Re:What, like movies? by technothrasher · · Score: 1
      Yes, point taken, somebody else also mentioned it. FWIW I believe vinegar was the traditional agent used, but I am not expert on cleaning agents, just knowledgable enough to realize that it's All The Same Stuff.

      Yes, agreed. Your real point, "Windex is nothing special guys" was a damn good one. Could be that Windex was originally vinegar, I dunno. As with you, I'm not an expert in cleaning agents.

    80. Re:What, like movies? by Annamite · · Score: 1

      The problem is that I do not recall any of these products being advertised. And I did not run out and purchase any of these items after seeing the movies neither.

      I think the advertisement of smaller, less expensive ticket items like soft drinks, food, cigs and drugs are very effective on popular culture. (-;

    81. Re:What, like movies? by Koatdus · · Score: 1

      Marginaly on topic...

      My wife and I enjoy red wines. We have several friends that think they know a lot about wine. A while ago one of our friends had a party a where we had everyone bring 2 bottles of wine... one expensive , and one cheap but still drinkable. Each person put a paper bag over the bottle so it could not be read and then we taped another bag over the first so know one would be able to recognize thier own.

      The result... a $5 bottle of wine from a winery in Washington state took first place. The best that one of the expensive wines did was third. ( and it was not the most expensive one there.)

      It made for a fun night.

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    82. Re:What, like movies? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No, the Mini was in the original film.

      Even so- I think The Matrix is a much much better example. Paid off by GM?

      Then again, maybe the people who are doing these movies just pick the cars they like If I was filming or producing a movie, and I could get BMW to give me some cars for free, I'd do it.

    83. Re:What, like movies? by technothrasher · · Score: 1
      the reason the name brands cost more is because they're better.

      It's all about value really. I find the brand names are (sometimes) better, but not very often worth it. In other words, the brand name may work, say, 1.5x better, but it's priced at 3x the generic. (just an example, don't quote me on multiplication factors :-) Anyway, I'll usually buy the generic, cause it's not worth it to me to pay so much extra for the additional advantages of the brand name.

      Additionally, I'll always try the generics first, and only then fall back on a more expensive brand name. It's a small financial expense if it doesn't pay off, but a huge gain if it does

      Finally, often on food related items, you'll find that what you think is "better" is actually just "familiar". Once you've become used to the off-brand product, the brand name becomes the one that tastes "wrong".

    84. Re:What, like movies? by Doctor+Faustus · · Score: 1

      I don't like SUVs, but have looked at compacts.

      Most of the compact cars I looked at with a stickshift and a ~2.0 liter four cylinder were rated at about 27mpg and 120 horsepower. Kias are listed at more like 23mpg and 90 horsepower.

    85. Re:What, like movies? by gordyf · · Score: 1

      My 1.8L 4-cyl Kia Sephia is rated at 122 hp.

    86. Re:What, like movies? by LemonFire · · Score: 1

      I think it's funny how the actors position the labels on bottles in movies/TV to ensure that you can clearly identify the brand.

    87. Re:What, like movies? by DickBreath · · Score: 1

      Didn't Loony Tunes have a subliminal advertisement for Wal-Mart?

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    88. Re:What, like movies? by ealar+dlanvuli · · Score: 1

      Well I agree with most of what you are saying, but I'd just like to chime in my counter view which shouldn't really be taken as a rebute of what you posted.

      I have no doubt that there are generic window cleaning solutions that do an equal or better job of cleaning windows as Windex, yet I continue to buy Windex every 6 months or so when the old bottle runs out.

      I know Windex has the properties that I desire at a price I'm willing to pay. I do not know what the quality of any generic brand is before I try it, and it could easily take me 2-3 tries to find a generic brand I like, which would probably save me about $2-20 a year after the inital investment. Even at the worst case, the years where I clean all windows inside and out, the savings are less than a single hour of works pay. This would come at the cost of at least an hour of trying various brands, and a wasted investment in any brands that I end up not liking. So the cost difference is insubstantial to me, the only reason I would go out of my way to switch would be if Windex changed it's formula in a dissatisfactory way. This is the definition of brand loyalty to me; when a product consistently meets my needs without charging me an ungodly price for the service. So long as they keep the price gauging to a minimum, I am more than willing to purchase reliable high quality brand names. The instant I feel slightly ripped off, I will switch to generic brands.

      Yeah that was incoherent, I wrote it over about twenty minutes of switching back and forth between typing and programming. Sorry :).

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    89. Re:What, like movies? by angle_slam · · Score: 1
      It really depends on the product you're talking about. If I have to eat or drink a product, I can taste the difference and am more likely to pick up the non-generic. (E.g., generic frosted flakes are NOT the same as Kellogs Frosted Flakes). But, with other products, you know the ingrediants are the same. Therefore, I always buy generic pain relievers instead of Tylenol or Advil, or generic window cleaner.

      Clothes are different. Some of the clothes you buy are purely name value. But have you ever worn a cheap shoe before? My wife was a loyal New Balance wearer for a long time. She decided to buy generic shoes, and they gave her no support for exercising. That is a tangible difference worth paying more for. OTOH, Nike shoes are too narrow for my foot so I will never buy a Nike show.

    90. Re:What, like movies? by Hard_Code · · Score: 1

      True, there are worse crimes than buying Windex ;) that was just a silly example. And I suppose it is also possible that some name brands supply some extra ability that I am not aware of in the generic products, yet do not change because the generic products are good enough for me. The point is not really price, it's about responsibility and choice. Are you responsible for your consumption decisions or is advertising, that is the question.

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    91. Re:What, like movies? by bojan · · Score: 1

      almost all of those movies were edited on Macs.

    92. Re:What, like movies? by Hard_Code · · Score: 1

      Agreed. I am wearing a pair of New Balances right now. If I recall correctly, the last pair of New Balances I had were made in America, but since then that has changed and I cannot find ANY reasonably priced mainstream shoe that isn't made in China or thereabouts (the cheapo shoes are also all made in China so even though they are cheaper I object on principal as well as quality, grounds). The next shoe I get will probably be some hardcore boot-type thing that I can wear all year around, for a LONG time, so that I don't have to make such a choice again. I'm not suggesting you injure yourself to save money, that's not a good deal. I don't object on cost grounds alone, I only object on value/quality (for instance I have a pair of Lands End boots - I could certainly have found cheaper, but they are high quality and made in America). I would shop at the Army/Navy store, but there isn't one around :/

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    93. Re:What, like movies? by Lord_Dweomer · · Score: 1
      Very nice post on the foundations of advertising as we know it today. Are you in the industry by any chance? Now, perhaps as someone who works in the advertising/marketing industry, I could shed a little more light on product placement.

      Product placement tends to skew more towards advertising if you know its being paid for, and more towards PR if you don't. That just means advertising has laws stating that you make sure people know it is advertising, while PR has much less restrictions, so you typically don't know (or have a harder time noticing) that something is PR.

      Product placement itself is the act of getting a product placed inside a medium that is viewed/interacted with/experienced by an audience. So like when the Cadillacs were all on the highway in Matrix Reloaded, that was product placement. That tends to skew towards advertising because it was fairly obvious to notice. Same with the Jeep Rubicon in the new Tomb Raider.

      Examples of more PR based product placement might be a sitcom where one of the characters casually walks over to the fridge and grabs a drink, not making a big fuss at all over it. That drink is usually put in there on purpose.

      I hope this gave a little more insight into product placement.

      P.S. Bah! I think you're being paid by the makers of the Glurnmobile! You're a sham! hehehe

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    94. Re:What, like movies? by BlitzPig_Sal · · Score: 1

      Along the same lines as the Windex example, I would never buy a brand-name OTC painkiller. To me it's just a choice between Acetaminophen, Aspirin or Ibuprofen, not Tylenol, Bayer or Advil. And you read the ingredients you see that the generic brand contains the exact same thing but can be as much as half the cost. Granted, not all generic products are exactly equivalent to their brand-name counterparts, but it definitely pays to read the labels.

    95. Re:What, like movies? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You are a social mammal

      Are we talking about the same slashdot readers?

    96. Re:What, like movies? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Note that human beings are wired to defend their conceptual systems against (whatever they perceive as) assault. If you believe X and someone comes along preaching not-X then you attack them
      Best description of the Christian right I have heard yet! (Also applies to Muslims, Communists, Republicans, etc...)
    97. Re:What, like movies? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Can you really notice any difference whatsoever between butter and milk brands?
      Hell, yes. Alta Dena milk (available in So Cal) tastes like sour plastic, while Oberweiss milk (availble in Chicagoland) tastes cow fresh. Part of this is the glass bottles Oberweiss uses instead of plastic, but part of this is the quality of the dairy.

      Man, the milk products in San Diego suck. I especially miss the Oberweiss Egg Nog with a floater of Oberweiss brandy flavored ice cream. Add a shot of Captain Morgan's spiced rum (for you drinkers out there) and a dash of nutmeg. Tastybait!
    98. Re:What, like movies? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Italian Job == Mini (BMW) advertisment
      The really sad thing is, the Mini commercial was better than the rest of the movie.
    99. Re:What, like movies? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What, are you like a G-width foot? Nike's are wide, not narrow.

    100. Re:What, like movies? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yes, then they have to come up with either intelligent episodes or much higher shock value, in order to be successful. Both of which South Park has done, but of course you wouldn't know that, being a closed-minded prick with a superiority complex.

      I thank Matt and Trey every day for using words that simpletons like you consider 'bad', because it drove you away and now we don't need to worry about you ever having valid complaints about the show, because you know nothing about it.

    101. Re:What, like movies? by japhmi · · Score: 1

      I always look at the various prices, use my experience, and get suggestions from others if the generic is the same as the name brand. For example, in one store I go to, the generic oatmeal is more expensive than the name-brand one (ounce for ounce). So, I buy the name brand. If the generic becomes cheaper, I'll buy that.

      There are some things that I'm never going to buy the generic of (beer, for example). Some things that I've learned from experience are bad generics (Safeway's generic diet root beer tasts like crap).

      It's all trial and error, talking to people who've tried different things, learning how and where to buy the things you need.

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    102. Re:What, like movies? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      I live in a giant bucket.

      Is your dick so long you can suck it?

    103. Re:What, like movies? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Nope, I can't. The average male who can perform that act gains the ability more from a flexible spine than a lengthy phalic member.

    104. Re:What, like movies? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      No it didnt.

      Maybe you should RYOFL (read your own...).

    105. Re:What, like movies? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      fashion ingredient of the day ("orange oil")

      D-limonene isn't just some trendy marketing scam. It's a useful solvent that has a number of industrial uses, including replacing CFCs for cleaning circuit boards or as a heat transfer fluid, particularly in the food processing industry. It's also popular with some artists that are sensitive to or want to avoid the hazards of turpentine.

      As long as you call it "orange oil", it's a safe, natural by-product of that orange juice you feed to your kids, not another horrible, cancer-causing, profit-making, explotative product of the evil chemical industry.

    106. Re:What, like movies? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      in canada we have a brand called No Name(TM). basically everything comes pacakged in a bright yellow box with no name stamped on it which is usually cheaper than anything out there. i think its a coop of some sort since the products cover the entire market and grocery stores have at least one no name box for every type of product out there.
      most of the no name stuff tends to fly off the shelves as opposed to the regular brands since its [1] cheaper and [2] branded (even with a no name label)

    107. Re:What, like movies? by jimmyharris · · Score: 1

      Remember the Presidential campaign?

      http://www.cnn.com/2000/ALLPOLITICS/stories/09/12/ bush.ad/

      CNN slowed down a copy of the ad, and the word "RATS" clearly appeared on the screen in large, white letters superimposed over the words "The Gore Prescription Plan." In a fraction of a second, the word disappeared, and the words "BUREAUCRATS DECIDE" showed up in smaller letters. To viewers aware of the presence of the word, it is noticeable when the ad is played at normal speed.

    108. Re:What, like movies? by Unregistered · · Score: 1

      HIV: The gift that keeps on giving
      Remember, if she has visible signs of AIDS, double bag it.

    109. Re:What, like movies? by ghjm · · Score: 1

      Yes. But keep in mind that the definition of social mammal is basically "the females have breasts and the males want them."

    110. Re:What, like movies? by ghjm · · Score: 1

      And equally to Democrats, Unionists, liberals, atheists, strict-constructionists, etc...

    111. Re:What, like movies? by s0l0m0n · · Score: 1

      That's a load of meekrob!

    112. Re:What, like movies? by StarFace · · Score: 1
      With most commodity items, you are correct. Where things tend to deviate is in the luxury market. Often it is best, if you can afford it of course, to bridge the gap between high consumer brand and low luxury brand. While the gap is usually fairly large price wise, so also is the quality difference. For instance, a $60 pair of Sony headphones is generally not going to be significantly better than a $15 pair at RadioShack. But if you go all out and spend a few hundred on a really good pair of Sennheisers or Etymotics, there is a huge difference in quality, in nearly ever aspect. However, once you bridge that gap, within the luxury market itself, the same rules apply as within the commodity market. For $2,500 you can get a limited edition pair of leather coated Audio Technica headphones. Is the sound and build quality really going to be that much better than the $400 Sennheisers? No. But both will leave the $60 Sonys and $15 Kosses in the dust.

      Of course this isn't true with all things. It mainly holds true to things that are difficult to make well. Things like sunglasses, shirts, and bread are most often the victims of extreme over-pricing by name brands, and even worse by fashion designers. Other things like shoes, watches, and stereo components are actually difficult to make, and going the extra mile to buy a "lifetime" quality level item can be worth the cost. In the case of some things like shoes, it can even prevent injury.

      With food, there are very few foods where cost generally does mean a great deal. There are specialty foods. Things like wine, fine cheeses, and other luxury foods. Most "staple" foods, that being the things you eat every day, are merely a case of familiarity, as you said. A classic example is soy or rice milk as opposed to dairy milk. The main reason hardly anyone stays with the non-dairy alternatives, despite their obvious benefits, is that they are just too used to the taste of dairy milk to tolerate anything else in their cereal. In truth, if you give yourself a good six or twelve months of complete dairy abstinence, switching back from rice or soy will find the milkd tasting repulsive.

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    113. Re:What, like movies? by StarFace · · Score: 1

      Windex to me smells like it has some ammonia based agent in it. There is/was a vinegar based Windex that came out in the early 90's. It had a substantially different smell, much less "harsh" in my opinion. The original version of this was green. I have no idea if they still sell it. Clear windows is just about the last thing on my list since I generally keep them shuttered.

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    114. Re:What, like movies? by StarFace · · Score: 1
      That's a good point. I've found the sweet spot for wines is around $10-$15. There are exceptions. I had a $20 dollar bottle once that was clearly superior to anything I've ever had. I've also had a $5.00 that was damn near as good, though. But there are a lot of really good wines within the bracket I mentioned.

      But yes, Oregon and Washington have some really good quality vineyards. Plus it feels good to support the local market. I'll prefer that over a marginal increase in quality any day.

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    115. Re:What, like movies? by StarFace · · Score: 1
      Yes, I used shoes in my reply the parent post as well. Shoes are one of the best examples of where generic brands are not only far inferior, but can actually be very harmful to your health.

      But as far as frosted flakes go, are you sure you are not confusing familiar preference with actual quality? The taste and texture of things is a tricky thing to evaluate because it is not only subjective, but fairly persistent. You have to try to like something you don't like for quite a while before a true evaluation can be made. Nine times out of ten, if you really do try to like something for a long enough period of time, you will learn to enjoy the taste of it, and you'll find that trying your old favorite no longer tastes right. This is true of drastic things, such as learning to like an entire style of food preperation. So I find it hard to believe that such a minimal difference as generic or Kellogg's brand flakes is impossible to adjust to.

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    116. Re:What, like movies? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If I have to eat or drink a product, I can taste the difference and am more likely to pick up the non-generic. (E.g., generic frosted flakes are NOT the same as Kellogs Frosted Flakes).

      Depends on the product. Often, I'd agree with you, and sometimes I like the generic products better, so I'll pick those up by preference. De gustibus non est disputandum.

      On the other hand, I once was on a factory tour for a large commercial bakery. They were cranking out loaves of bread for a major national brand ("Colonial"). You could see the loaves come down and get wrapped in plastic, then stacked up for delivery. While we were there and the guide was talking, the machinery stopped (with some loaves still on the conveyor), a guy came in with some more plastic bags to feed the beast, and production resumed. This time the bags read "Piggly Wiggly" (a regional store brand). Sometimes there is literally no difference between a generic food product and a major brand other than the label.

    117. Re:What, like movies? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Ahh, social mammal is a synonym for college student!

    118. Re:What, like movies? by angle_slam · · Score: 1

      You may be right. I was originally a Coke drinker, because I hated the taste of Diet Coke. After I started working at a place with free soda, I realized I was adding 500-1000 unnecessary calories per day. When I switched to Diet, I hated it at first. But after about a month, I couldn't switch back. I now cannot drink regular Coke.

    119. Re:What, like movies? by Anonymous+Slacker · · Score: 1

      If you watch True Lies carefully enough, you will note that the evil villains use OS/2. The same thing happens in one of the older (mid 90's era) Bond movies.

      I recall seeing something a year or so back on the Mac tv/movie conspiracy, in which it was stated that the good-guys always seem to use Macs, and the bad-guys always use some other operating system (Windows, OS/2, etc.). The article used the reference of the tv show 24 (I think that's the right show -- I don't watch it) where one of the "good-guys" was really a spy and had just recently traded in their Apple powerbook for a Dell. (cue the ominous music)
      In fact, one of the very few counter-examples I can quote for this off the top of my head is the movie 'Unbreakable' in which the main villain uses Macs. But then again you don't know he's the main villain until a plot twist at the very end, so the Macs could be part of the disguise.

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  34. How about VCRs? by asciimonster · · Score: 2, Insightful

    I'm getting the CD vs. MC jitters here.

    But aren't VCRs used for the same thing? I usually do. Tape a show, and hit FF every time a commercial comes on. The only difference with TiVo is that it is easier to use... and it is new(er).

    Just look at the casette: Everybody could tape their favourite music. Nobody really made a fuss about The CD only made it easier to copy music (ok and in better quality) and it became a scapegoat. If you have a drop in revenue blame it on the CD-copying.

    Since TiVo's do not have better quatity than VCR's, isn't this the same thing happening all over again?

    1. Re:How about VCRs? by BlueCoder · · Score: 1

      You just gave me an idea and I wonder why it was never done. You could easily achieve almost the same feature as instanst skip if you implement a buffer. A three to five minute buffer would be sufficient. The tape just gets read much faster than it's displayed. It could have been implemented years before the massive hard disks made tivo possible. If this had come out on VCR first I don't think we would have heard as much hoopla about it.

  35. I think they'll cope. by Tamor · · Score: 1

    You pay a monthly sub for your TV, but you still have to watch ads every ten minutes AND pay extra for special events, not to mention the way they continually group and regroup channels into packages to force you to take the maximum number possible.

    Somehow I think the TV companies have enough experience in screwing money out of people to make ends meet.

  36. Marketing term by FunnyJoey · · Score: 1

    This is called "Media Fragmentation", one of the biggest problems nowadays for marketing companies.

  37. Tivo will help usher in on-demand content by Ingolfke · · Score: 2, Informative

    By reducing traditional advertising effectiveness Tivo will help usher in on-demand content and hopefully a diversity of unique and specialized (although less extravagent) programming. Broadcasters will have to make the up the advertising revenue shortfalls by passing the costs along to viewers, and the only way viewers are going to shell out their cash is if the content is worth watching. So expect more premium channels with focused audience types and unique on-demand options that allow broadcasters to get more of your money.

    It's probably a good thing the "Friends" are getting out while the getting is good. In a few years they may only make a several-hundred thousand dollars an episode as opposed to the million they make todays. The horror!!

  38. Cable on demand services by weave · · Score: 3, Interesting
    What about cable on demand service? Right now I can watch a lot of stuff "on demand" by flipping through a menu and selecting the show I want. If they offered network shows without commercials, I'd be willing to pay like 50 cents to watch each one.

    Oh, I'm sorry, that would KILL TV advertising industry, but should I care? I get enough advertising crap all the time anyway. At least with on demand, the tv shows would still make money. The networks would just recoup their cost directly from the consumer instead of advertisers and I'd only have to waste 22 or 44 minutes of my life instead of a 30 minutes or an hour respectively.

    Between that and DVD box sets (which I figured I paid almost $1000 last year alone for), I think there's still a profitable world out there for TV production companies.

    1. Re:Cable on demand services by haYs+for+hroses · · Score: 1

      and the people who can't afford to pay a dollar per hour to watch television or a thousand dollars a year on box sets can just spend the time they've recovered working. this is america after all!! no more free rides for the lazy.

    2. Re:Cable on demand services by frission · · Score: 1

      50 cents apiece? i hope you turn off your tivo-automagically-record-anything-you-think-i-mig ht-like feature, or you might get a huge cable/tivo bill :)

    3. Re:Cable on demand services by drinkypoo · · Score: 1

      PVRs are absolutely the thing that will move us all to VOD. One imagines that they will pipe a highly encrypted video stream to a closed box and you will only be able to capture the analog signal which it is safe to assume will have macrovision ALA DVD player output. (Though I'm sure there will be some debug mode trick to turn that off.) Commercial revenue is going to drop off, and that will push VOD. After all, if you can force people to watch your commercials, and make them pay for the show, it's a win-win situation. Furthermore DOCSIS cable gives them enough bandwidth to do it, now they have to invest in the disk farms and whatnot so they can shovel the data to subscribers fast enough.

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    4. Re:Cable on demand services by amyhughes · · Score: 2, Insightful
      If they offered network shows without commercials, I'd be willing to pay like 50 cents to watch each one.

      You're dicounting the probability of ad creep. Been to a movie lately? Despite paying $9 for the ticket you still get commercials. Not just for coming movies but for soft drinks and websites.

      Why? Because the theater chains think that despite paying $9 for a ticket you'll be willing to watch a couple commercials. When you get used to that they'll find more ways to slip in some ads. When you get used to those they'll add a couple more. Repeat until the medium is useless.

      Withness cable TV. It was supposed to have fewer ads because it wasn't free, right?

      So they give you on-demand TV shows and you pay 50 cents per half-hour show. That'll last till they get some market share, and then there'll be an ad or two. Short at first, so you won't object too much. Then they'll get longer. Then there'll be a couple more. Soon enough you're paying 50 cents for 20 minutes of programming.

      It's also only a matter of time before you must watch commercials from tivo. Not because broadcasters need you to watch them but because tivo can make another buck making you watch them.

      Amy

    5. Re:Cable on demand services by weave · · Score: 1
      Good point. I don't watch all that much TV so it'd not be that big of a deal for me. I bought the entire (well, 6 so far) box sets of Deep Space 9 because I only got to watch the first season or two when it first aired and it's been a lot of fun watching it in order when I get a chance (I can't imagine ever watching it twice though, so that turns out to be around $4.00 an episode. Still, for me, the convenience is worth it)

      Sorry if you're broke. I'm not, but I'm also old. There has to be some benefit of growing old you know, although it does seem backwards. When I was young and could enjoy life more, I was broke. Now I'm old, I have financial independence and am too damn tired to go out and have a good time! :)

    6. Re:Cable on demand services by willtsmith · · Score: 1

      I kinda like the pay-per-view model. You pay for what you use. You don't have to pay for Lifetime if your a guy or ESPN if your a girl (sorry about the gender stereotyping).

      Most importantly, you don't rely on a sample Neilson family to determine which TV shows are funded and which aren't. The marketplace decides. I've seen too many excellent shows with dedicated fan bases cancelled because they didn't click with the Neilson samples.

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    7. Re:Cable on demand services by tf23 · · Score: 1

      Lifetime? Nah, it's the Oxygen channel and "WE" :)
      Also, all those damned for-sale channels, those tick me off that I'm being forced to pay for QVC.

  39. The Answer by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The answer is simple: Produce commercials buyers want to watch, like those 25 minute Pokemon commercials. What? That's a TV series? Fooled me.

  40. Advertising for dummies by t_allardyce · · Score: 2, Informative

    How about, instead of complaining that no-body will watch your adverts, you actually make adverts that people want to watch. No no i dont mean you force them at gun point HEY put the gun down! What im saying is that your adverts at the moment are crap, no its not your fault its just that most of them are so crap that not only do people not care to watch them, they actually dont want to watch them, and they certainly dont want to be interrupted from whatever they are watching to watch them. Now fixing this involves two things, firstly you have to make adverts that people want to watch because people watch tv for a reason - people want to watch the show they are watching because.. well they like it, so you have to make the adverts like that. Secondly, and this is really important, where i come from we get adverts every 15 or 30 minutes, and when i watch a show from the US i can see the bits where it fades to black for a second and i think "oh that must be a suggested place to put adverts in, that would totally suck" if you interrupt people all the damn time they are going to get totally sick of you and just slam the door in your face, how would you like it if your advert was inturrupted every 7 seconds by another show? yeah i dont think it would work do you?

    To sum up: If you tell people they cant use PVRs or VCRs to skip adverts they will be pissed off and not watch your adverts. If you make crap adverts that no-one wants to watch or you repete them 500 times, then no-one will watch. If you Keep putting them on all the damn time, people will get fed up and do what ever it takes (leaving the room to get a drink is pretty much a habit) to not watch them. However, if you make very good adverts that people enjoy watching them and you make them the right length and put them on at the right time then people might just watch.

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  41. I'll be back - at Pizza Hut! by Channard · · Score: 3, Interesting
    Or presumably Terminator 4 will have a shoot-out in a Pizza Hut, with a huge Pepsi truck slamming through the wall, the enemy terminator stepping out wearing Gap Jeans and Nike trainers. Lets face it, you couldn't get more shameful than the 'Xanax' or whatever truck in Terminator 3.

    Or maybe advertisers will just make ads that fool Tivo - ramping up informercials, perhaps?

    1. Re:I'll be back - at Pizza Hut! by Channard · · Score: 1
      Lets face it, you couldn't get more shameful than the 'Xanax' or whatever truck in Terminator 3.

      Though the fact I don't know for sure what the drug name was, shows the placement didn't affect me that much.

    2. Re:I'll be back - at Pizza Hut! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Lets face it, you couldn't get more shameful than the 'Xanax' or whatever truck in Terminator 3.

      Yes you could. Austin Powers 3: Goldmember has everyone beat hands down for shameless product placement. It got to the point where I was wondering if they were doing it on purpose, as a running gag. Sadly not it seems. I lost count of the products in the film.

    3. Re:I'll be back - at Pizza Hut! by drdale · · Score: 4, Funny

      Maybe Papa John's would pay for a shootout scene where everyone in a Pizza Hut gets slaughtered.

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    4. Re:I'll be back - at Pizza Hut! by Channard · · Score: 1
      Yes you could. Austin Powers 3: Goldmember has everyone beat hands down for shameless product placement. It got to the point where I was wondering if they were doing it on purpose, as a running gag. Sadly not it seems. I lost count of the products in the film.

      I can't actually remember the product placement - though I did think the film pretty much stunk so that could be why. What struck me as more shameful about the T3 placing was that it wasn't someone drinking a pepsi or whatever, it was a sodding great blue truck with the 'xanax' or whatever logo and slogan on it, occupying the whole screen nearly.

    5. Re:I'll be back - at Pizza Hut! by SammysIsland · · Score: 1

      I don't understand why it is considered so shameful to display product names in places where product names usually appear in real life. Shouldn't this make it easier to relate to such a situation? How many times have you walked into a fast food place called 'McDowell's' and had a nice refreshing glass of just plain 'Soda'. This is how advertising should have been all along, instead of separate ads telling me that their produt is the 'best' or recommended by nine out of ten dick headed doctors! Yeah, doctors of english probably!

    6. Re:I'll be back - at Pizza Hut! by pacc · · Score: 1

      Already done, in Demolition Man with Sylvester Stallone etc. etc.

      Except that they even shot two versions of the
      scene, I think you americans got Taco Bell but since that don't exist in europe they had to do it all over again in Pizza Hut.

    7. Re:I'll be back - at Pizza Hut! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      White Castle: Breakfast of Cyborgs.

    8. Re:I'll be back - at Pizza Hut! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Maybe Papa John's would pay for a shootout scene where everyone in a Pizza Hut gets slaughtered.

      or Godfather's Pizza.

    9. Re:I'll be back - at Pizza Hut! by glesga_kiss · · Score: 1
      Or maybe James Bond will crash through a Perrier truck in each movie? Hmm, that sounds familiar.

      An interesting snippet about product placement was in the directors commentry for Ghostbusters. In the scene where Peter first goes to Dina's appartment, he opens the fridge and there is a can of Coke prominently there.

      As Columbia Pictures were owned by Coke, they were forced to do this (like in many other Columbia movies at the time, e.g. Pink Floyd's The Wall). The cast weren't happy about this, hense the "look at all the junk food, do you actually eat this crap?" joke.

    10. Re:I'll be back - at Pizza Hut! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Except that they even shot two versions of the scene, I think you americans got Taco Bell but since that don't exist in europe they had to do it all over again in Pizza Hut.

      Wow, I never knew that.
      Interestingly we don't have Taco Bell in New Zealand (but we do have Pizza Hut), but we still got the US (Taco Bell) version.

    11. Re:I'll be back - at Pizza Hut! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It was Taco Bell in the UK too, even tho there's no Taco Bells in the Uk that I know of

  42. TV kind of did this to themselves by JumperCable · · Score: 3, Interesting

    With the average TV show lasting only 22 minutes * and the rest being filled up with advertisements, the television industry has over time increased the demand for nixing all of the ads. Over 36% of our time is spent watching pure ads alone! If they had fewer ads I bet people just wouldn't bother skipping past them. Instead they would go back to the bathroom/soda/food run & actually watch the ads the other half of the time.

    The other route is to start making the ads entertaining again. The ads used to be the only reason I watched with superbowl in the first place.

    1. Re:TV kind of did this to themselves by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Ya, I watch a lot less tv then use to. First I would channel surf when the adverts came on, but read an article that they started syncing the ads so when you surfed you just ran into more ads. They're not all that way, so can ususally watch several shows at once.
      As soon as I notice that I can't switch to nothing but ads I shut the tv off and do something else.

      Was watching the Simpson's the other day (for a bit) 5 minutes of ads, Simpson's intro comes on, then 5 more minutes of ads. Click.

  43. Re:Maybe TV Companies will grow more slowly by squaretorus · · Score: 2, Interesting

    As a result, five-year earnings growth for TV station groups could fall from as much as 10 percent to as low as 4 percent.'

    We're not predicting a loss making situation here, or even a 'borderline breakeven', we're just predicting a slowing in the rate of growth of the companies.

    Were TiVos slashing the profitability of the companies to the point where they lost money on the next 'last season' of Friends this would be a different story. As it stands they are 'not getting rich quite so quickly'. Awwww - poor babies!

  44. British TV by Tomah4wk · · Score: 4, Interesting

    You americans might even get the chance to enjoy the utopia of ad free television we have with the BBC over here in the UK. Instead of being advertising funded we have a yearly TV 'license' system but absolutely no commercial advertising, and the BBC still manage to produce most of the best TV shows available, and lots of hardware for the broadcasting industry (another source of funding they have).

    1. Re:British TV by t_allardyce · · Score: 1

      Yeah but we do have channel 5, and the BBC has started going down hill with fame academy (someone must get fired for that) :( they do have excellent R&D and training though :)

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    2. Re:British TV by Tanaka · · Score: 1

      The other nice thing about having the BBC is that it raises the standard of the commercial broadcasters. They can't for example, flood our screens with adverts, because if they did, nobody would watch them.

    3. Re:British TV by shepd · · Score: 0, Troll

      Great...

      Nothing beats living in a police state, does it?

      Has a white van visited your neighbourhood yet, checking to see if you own an illegal TV?

      And what if you don't like the Beeb? Most people in North America can get it, but almost none of them have ever tuned it in (nothing worth watching). Oh yeah, that's right -- this isn't opt-out -- it's like spam. An unwanted cost for crap you would rather delete.

      And yeah, Canada sucks for the same reason (oh how I loathe the CRTC and CBC). Except for the police state stuff. The government doesn't drive around with white vans looking for US satellite equipment.

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    4. Re:British TV by Lochin+Rabbar · · Score: 1

      Fired no, keelhauled round the fleet would be more appropriate. Fame academy is nothing more than a blatant extended advert for the people that produce the record for the eventual winner. That program is a blatant breach of the BBC's charter, it neither informs, nor educates, and is piss poor entertainment.

    5. Re:British TV by TiggsPanther · · Score: 1

      "Due to the unique way the BBC is funded by the Television License..."

      ...you, too, are lgally forced to pay 100+ per year just to watch a TV set. Even if you're also paying a yearly subscritption to Cable TV to get the shows that you want to watch but the BBC don't want to show.

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    6. Re:British TV by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      While I agree with your sentiments regarding Fame Academy, I like to think that they're atoning for their mistake with the return of Dr. Who

    7. Re:British TV by t_allardyce · · Score: 1

      Piss poor entertainment? its a scandel is what it is. Its not even a good advert, ive totally forgotten the last winner and i would have just downloaded the music anyway :P

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    8. Re:British TV by 10Ghz · · Score: 1
      Nothing beats living in a police state, does it?


      You mean like USA where the government likes to keep it's eye on what you borrow from the library? Where the FBI can search your home at whim? Something like that?

      nothing worth watching


      Funny, I remember BBC producing some kick-ass shows, that were then aped by americans. For some reason, americans don't like to watch foreign-made series, they have to make their own versions of 'em (which usually suck when compared to the original).
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    9. Re:British TV by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      There's a problem with the license-based model. Every hour of license-supported tv has the same budget available to it, simply "total amount earned" / "number of hours of tv". As a result, if you spend more than that amount on a show, you need to spend less on another show. So expensive shows, like, for example, buffy the vampire slayer, can only get made by cutting the budget for other shows. This is not the case with ad-supported tv, where expensive but popular programs earn enough extra revenue to not cut into the budget of other shows.

    10. Re:British TV by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The government doesn't drive around with white vans looking for US satellite equipment.

      Neither does the British goverment. The BBC contracts out TV License enforcement to private enterprise, which is basically just matching names and addresses in a database. Unlike the police, they have no authority to enter your house, and they can't do you for being unlicensed unless they can physically see the TV. More fool you if you let them in.

    11. Re:British TV by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

      Good lord you're all nuts. I don't understand why the mere mention of the Television Licence sets of the paranoia alarm in preople like you. Oh no! People are required to pay a direct tax for a state sponsored service! Oh no! Tax avoidence is being detected! Oh no! The tax may occasionally be used to pay for a service I do not directly require! Oh the horror of modern living!

      Newsflash: People pay thousands of pounds in taxes every year, and it doesn't mean those people are living in Police States. The only difference between the Television Licence and an indirect Tax is that the TV Licence is collected directly and with much less overhead than an indirectly collected tax. Get over it and leave it to those of us who actually pay our licences to complain, if and when we want to.

    12. Re:British TV by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      • Nothing beats living in a police state, does it?
      Sigh, -1 troll.

      • And what if you don't like the Beeb? Most people in North America can get it, but almost none of them have ever tuned it in (nothing worth watching)


      Now, this I can sympathise with. But what you're probably unaware of, is that BBC America is not the BBC that you get in the UK. Sure, programs on BBC-A are shown in the UK, but they're not comparable. They are 'editted for content', an American disease that is sadly spreading elsewhere. God forbid is ever a nipple slipped onto your screen out or a 'fuck' didn't get silenced out. They are ad supported, but not by design, which breaks the continuity (no mini-build up just before the ad to keep you hooked) and destroys the quality (ever found a program to be more interesting with TiVo than without? Hell yes!) There just isn't the variety in the USA - here they're repeated several times a day, several days a week (if I ever see Parkinson interviewing Russel Crowe or Cher again...) Bizzarely, they show some programs that are not produced by the BBC but other British channels! And they're showing programs not originally targetted at Americans, and yes different nationalities have different tastes.

      Sure, BBC America is terrible, but its definately not like watching the BBC, and trying to compare them is just folly. Unfortunately, that is exactly what people who have only ever seen BBC America are bound to do.
    13. Re:British TV by gl4ss · · Score: 1

      same terms in finland..

      the only way to get 'caught' is to position the tv so that you can see it from the door(and letting just some guy see into your house in the first place) or by admitting to the guy right away when he comes around and asks if you have a tv(which, i don't have slightest idea why you would do that but many people do).

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    14. Re:British TV by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yeah. If there is one thing the BBC needs it's less of that cheaply made, poor television such as Horizon, Newsnight, any drama (Monarch of the Glen and Charles II just from last night, for example) and more high quality FOX derived entertainment such as Buffy The Vampire Slayer and Friends!

    15. Re:British TV by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Sorry, I'll pass on the TV police. Listen limey, there is nothing we can learn from socialist eurotrash.

    16. Re:British TV by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      keep your socialism on that side of the pond asswipe. We're real men over here. We don't need a fucking nanny-state.

    17. Re:British TV by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

      Funny, I remember BBC producing some kick-ass shows, that were then aped by americans. For some reason, americans don't like to watch foreign-made series, they have to make their own versions of 'em (which usually suck when compared to the original).

      Didn't they take the scripts to Fawlty Towers and remove a character that they didn't like? Yes, you've guessed it, there's no Basil in the US equivalent! Only in America.

    18. Re:British TV by nathanh · · Score: 1
      Funny, I remember BBC producing some kick-ass shows, that were then aped by americans. For some reason, americans don't like to watch foreign-made series, they have to make their own versions of 'em (which usually suck when compared to the original).

      Didn't they take the scripts to Fawlty Towers and remove a character that they didn't like? Yes, you've guessed it, there's no Basil in the US equivalent! Only in America

      And who can forget (or at least, wishes they could forget) the awful American remake of Men Behaving Badly.

    19. Re:British TV by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Why should anyone be forced to pay for the BBC if they don't watch the BBC? Your stupid system forces anyone with a TV to pay a tax to support the BBC, even if they have their TV in order to watch anything but the BBC.

      Sorry, it's nuts.

    20. Re:British TV by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Excuse me, but the BBC have gotten into the habit of continually advertising their own channels in between every show. How many times do i have to put up with hearing about the "6 new channels from the BBC" crap?

    21. Re:British TV by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      >the only way to get 'caught' is to position the tv so that you can see it from the door
      >(and letting just some guy see into your house in the first place)

      On the contrary, we didn't have a TV and ignored the threatening lettters "you must sign this form and send it back to say you don't have a TV etc".
      Some men came round and look in the windows to see if they could spot a TV. They used ladders to look in the upstairs windows of the house.

    22. Re:British TV by Upphew · · Score: 0

      Queer as folk was great show and look what happened to it when it went to us of a.

    23. Re:British TV by misterpies · · Score: 1

      >> Why should anyone be forced to pay for the BBC if they don't watch the BBC? Your stupid system forces anyone with a TV to pay a tax to support the BBC, even if they have their TV in order to watch anything but the BBC.

      Why should anyone be forced to pay for schools if they don't use public schools? Your stupid system forces everyone to pay a tax to support public scools, even if they don't have kids.

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    24. Re:British TV by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Apart from spelling. Spelling and grammar. Manners too. Apart from that, you can't learn anything. Apart from how not to kil each other with guns. Nothing to learn here though. Apart from all that. That and some other stuff. Nothing else though.

    25. Re:British TV by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You Euros crack me up. Tax the daylights out of everyone and everything always seems to be the solution. Commercial-free TV hardly seems worth it. And the BBC is no better or worse than the rest. They all put out an occassionally entertaining program, but mostly pump out trash. Here's a tip - books are commercial free and there are a lot more entertaining books than shows on the BBC.

    26. Re:British TV by gmhowell · · Score: 1

      Universal education is a demonstrable good. Better workers, better jobs, better living for all. Government funded telly? I don't see it. Perhaps you can explain?

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    27. Re:British TV by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Information

      News can be diseminated quickly and easily. An informed populace is an important part of any modern society and a cornerstone of democracy.

      Education

      As you yourself note, an educated population is a demonstratable good.

      Entertainment

      Entertainment is arguably an essential component of life. Humans have been entertaining each other with art, music and stories since we were first able to communicate.

      Maybe you should be asking why more Governments do not consider publicly funded television important?

    28. Re:British TV by gmhowell · · Score: 1

      Maybe you should be asking why more Governments do not consider publicly funded television important?

      I subscribe to a few ideas. First, 'the government that governs least, governs best.' And, 'first, do no harm.'

      I suppose it goes without saying that food, clothing, shelter, and medicine are essential parts of human life, therefore the government should provide them as well?

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    29. Re:British TV by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Apart from spelling...Apart from how not to kil each other with guns.
      lol

      dumbass limey twat
    30. Re:British TV by shepd · · Score: 1

      PBS has demonstrated that all three of those (Information, Education and Entertainment) can be provided at no cost to the government while retaining the television owner's freedom to pay for only stations they wish to watch.

      >Maybe you should be asking why more Governments do not consider publicly funded television important?

      Maybe the UK should ask PBS how it operates. I'm sure PBS would be more than happy to explain.

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    31. Re:British TV by shepd · · Score: 1

      >Oh no! People are required to pay a direct tax for a state sponsored service! Oh no!

      So, why isn't Canada paying for my 3 mbit DSL line? There's another zillion things I could come up with that other people should be paying for. Why? Because I USE THEM, THEREFORE EVERYONE MUST PAY!

      >Oh no! Tax avoidence is being detected!

      By white vans prowling the neighbourhood. Very strange. SOCAN doesn't drive around in white vans checking for the LO of TVs in my store, even though technically if I play one for customer use rather than my own I have to pay taxes.

      >Oh no! The tax may occasionally be used to pay for a service I do not directly require!

      Nobody requires TV. That's asinine.

      >People pay thousands of pounds in taxes every year, and it doesn't mean those people are living in Police States.

      Yup. They live outside the UK. How's them CCD police cameras working for you? Reducing crime? No? Violent crimes involving guns are at an all time high? Maybe the resolution on the CCD isn't high enough to see a gun.

      >The only difference between the Television Licence and an indirect Tax is that the TV Licence is collected directly and with much less overhead than an indirectly collected tax.

      No tax should be required. The US has shown the world a model of TV service that not only ameliorates the problem of a tax funded station going out of control and no long doing as the tax payer requires, but also encourages competition and better TV.

      Before you say it, when there's hundreds of channels available, even if only 5% of American TV is good (and it is) that's a hell of a lot more than 4 stations. Proving once again that capitalism delivers the goods when it comes to luxuries (like TV).

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    32. Re:British TV by shepd · · Score: 1

      >Sigh, -1 troll.

      Maybe it's just me, but I have a problem with police-like entities prowling my neighbourhood for the smallest infractions of the law. Meter-maids are annoying enough, but at least if you park in a Fire Route you *could* kill someone. However, it's absolutely overkill when the "crime" is nothing more than copyright infringement at worst. Nobody dies, nobody gets physically hurt, and a couple of nuts might get emotionally worked up about it. Big deal.

      You're probably not aware, but I've spent over 6 months of my life in the UK, that's how I know her so well. Worse than that, the last month of those 6 was spent there just a couple of years ago. I know what the BBC is like. It was incredibly BORING. Unfortunately, it was a family visit so I had more than enough time to watch a LOT of TV.

      Of the four channels available, as a ratio, IIRC, I spent the following time watching the stations:

      BBC-1 and BBC-2 -- 5%
      ITV -- 35%
      Ch 4 / Granada -- 60%

      I might have ITV and Granada mixed up. Which one shows Banzai and that crazy Breakfast TV show? Those are some awesome shows. Too bad they weren't made by that oh-so-holy BBC.

      >They are ad supported, but not by design, which breaks the continuity (no mini-build up just before the ad to keep you hooked) and destroys the quality (ever found a program to be more interesting with TiVo than without? Hell yes!) There just isn't the variety in the USA - here they're repeated several times a day, several days a week (if I ever see Parkinson interviewing Russel Crowe or Cher again...)

      As a resident of Canada who has enjoyed American TV in the past, that's totally incorrect. American TV has many shows worth watching and a lot of stations (far more than 2) without commercials worth enjoying. A minimum of 1 is available for absolutely no yearly fees throughout most of America, and in my part of Canada it was two (PBS and TVOntario). Both of these stations included far more educational programming combined than even 1 hour of the BBC. Between Masterpiece Theatre and Imprint TVOntario has BBC beat by a mile for "hoity-toity" content.

      >And they're showing programs not originally targetted at Americans, and yes different nationalities have different tastes.

      True.

      >Unfortunately, that is exactly what people who have only ever seen BBC America are bound to do.

      Yup. That's why I spent some time watching the BBC in the UK. The funniest thing is, the only FREE thing the BBC gives away (their radio channels) are the only things worth enjoying! Radio 1 kicks ass.

      BBC America is enough of a taste and reminder of BBC UK for me that it snaps me back into reality any time I am thinking of being more socialist.

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  45. In other news: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    Visiting the toilet during peak time advetising could lose TV stations millions!

  46. Another business model dying, so what? by fruey · · Score: 4, Interesting

    Business models change all the time. TV is no exception to that. People are slow to react when their moneyspinning model starts to break down - a lot of people have made that point. The broadcasters still have their heads in the sand, but progress is inevitable. I believe technology will not stifle quality because viewer choice is becoming more and more measurable, marketable, and most of all possible : you can vote with your remote on pretty much any type of content, and really pick what you want to watch.

    Taking on the start of the article -

    ... the scariest part about all of this is the lack of response from broadcasters, which do not share Wall Street's emerging sense of urgency about how DVR-type technology is being adapted more quickly and undercutting their ad-supported economics more quickly than previously expected.

    The economic shift is beginning, we're still with the early adopters but critical mass is about to happen. This might not be such a bad thing. Those broadcasters that learn first will take these viewers with them, and create themselves a nice market out of it.

    Yet the article seems to see doom and gloom, saying quality will be sacrificed, as if the networks care about anything other than their bottom line anyway :

    The "spiral of death" could rapidly lead to a further deterioration not just in viewing and advertising support but also in the quality of programming. If broadcasters are taking in fewer revenues because they deliver fewer viewers, they will have less money to invest in programming.

    I have a less negative take on this. Hopefully advertisers and broadcasters alike will catch on to the fact that the people don't want to be blasted with adverts. Most of us, given the choice, won't watch them, look at them, or download them as part of web sites. The dot com crash had a lot to do with the realisation that ad supported sites would not flourish; few today make revenue purely from advertising - unless their content is astounding.

    So I'd suggest that TV will lose some channels, lose some obscure and niche programming, but just maybe quality will prevail. Because good art, good acting, and good screenwriting will always seek an audience. That audience is getting cleverer, more choosy, and has more tools at its disposal. It can't be that bad if we suddenly choose to really watch stuff we want, and even if we pay a premium for it, that's not so bad. A lot of people have mentioned buying TV stuff on DVD these days, and for me Internet + fixed media (TV on demand) is a much better delivery mechanism than streamed scheduled broadcasting. TV (as defined in the traditional model) will be, and indeed should be, much more centered around live events, sports, debates, etc. I predict that eventually all non-live scheduled content will become time shifted, on demand, and paid for. This model has every chance of success.

    Less content on less channels and more stuff paid on demand just shifts the econmics around. It doesn't mean that quality is lost. Most decent programmes these days rely on DVD sales and syndicated sales to other countries to make a profit. The big networks don't make money on them just on broadcast in the US. Arguably the best shows sell best - nobody buys crap on DVD in bulk all around the world, but most of us watch it on TV if we have no other choice.

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    1. Re:Another business model dying, so what? by Jebediah21 · · Score: 1

      The dot com crash had a lot to do with the realisation that ad supported sites would not flourish; few today make revenue purely from advertising - unless their content is astounding.

      By astounding you mean pornography, right ;)

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  47. Losses Transferred by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

    Obviously they're just going to transfer their "losses" on to the consumer. Cable rates will get a hike. Then PVR's will magically become illegal, or HD streams will not be recordable so things will be back to normal with advertising rates, so to speak. Yet the cable rates for the end user will stay the same. So in the end, what appears to be a good omen for the consumer will end up costing us buckets of money, as usual.

  48. Isn't /. ad supported? by pjack76 · · Score: 1
    I find it a little funny that we're all debating this on an ad-supported site.

    Yes, advertisements are annoying, but without them I don't know that we'd be able to watch shows like Star Trek (or insert your favorite sci-fi show here). Shows with special effects or almost any cartoon carry high costs and something needs to be done to pay for it.

    Mind you, I've never seen a professional TV studio budget, so maybe their revenues are greatly inflated after all. But I do produce a public access cable television show so I know that even the lowest of the low budget series still carry huge costs. I'd never be able to produce my own show without the tax-payer funded public access studio.

    On the other hand, I'm all for buying TV on DVD (Season 5 of Buffy soon! woot). And at those prices studios should be able to afford to make high-budget shows.

    Also the /. folks didn't seem to complain when everybody started using Mozilla to block their ads. Hey editors, have you seen a decline in revenue?

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  49. They're already adapting. by mike_lynn · · Score: 4, Interesting

    Hasn't anyone else been noticing the number of in-show popup animations that push products and other shows during a program instead of during a commercial break? You're not going to see an increase in quality and content, you're going to see an increase in the blurring of advertising and entertainment.

    We started with advertisements that got your attention because they were funny and we're going to end with comedies that have more punchlines that end with " .. and so he went shopping at the GAP!" and " ... so I drank a Coke!"

    1. Re:They're already adapting. by hermango · · Score: 2, Interesting

      I stopped watching TNN (aka Spike) because of the irritating popup ads. I also sent a bitchin email to the local station that kept doing it on their regular programming. It's enough to make me want to have the government regulate how programs are presented and how advertising can occur! And that alone shows just how pissed off it makes me!!!!!!

    2. Re:They're already adapting. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yes, and they suck. Drowning out the audio of the program, covering over subtitles, they are a new level of nastiness. I wouldn't mind more "embedded" advertising as the whole presentation on TV is already filled with them, and making them blatant would only highlight them. But the inventor of TV popups can be doomed to an eternity of sitting in a theater showing their favorite movie while everyone in the audience has a cell phone, as far as I'm concerned.

    3. Re:They're already adapting. by Sax+Maniac · · Score: 1
      Yeah, they suck. But I almost always have closed-captioning turned on, so that blocks the space usually used for popups.

      Plus, the ReplayTV has a thing called Commerical Advance. And it works on popups, believe it or not: when you press the button, it displays a notice ("commercial advance on") overlayed on the bottom 10% of the screen - just big enough to block the spinning dancing "WATCH JOE MILLIONAIRE!" underneath.

      Interestingly, I've noted the popups tend to happen right before commercial breaks (well, which I never see anyway, but the replayTV is kind enough to tell you when it skipped a commerical set). Someday there will be a tivo/replay feature that blanks out the bottom 10% of the screen automatically.

      And so we adapt back. If it comes to the point where Jack Bauer stops in the middle of 24 and says "And I'm going to drink a Pepsi before I kick your ass, Salazar" is the day I adapt by, uh, not watching it -- Salon already adapted themselves out of an occasional reader.

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    4. Re:They're already adapting. by jafac · · Score: 1

      you're going to see an increase in the blurring of advertising and entertainment.

      Yeah, like an entire 24x7 cable channel devoted to nothing but watching promotional videos for musical acts?

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    5. Re:They're already adapting. by bojan · · Score: 1

      so far, never seen this in Canada.

    6. Re:They're already adapting. by jchristopher · · Score: 1
      Hasn't anyone else been noticing the number of in-show popup animations that push products and other shows during a program instead of during a commercial break?

      Yep. I used to be a subscriber to "Center Ice", a multi-channel hockey package on DirecTV for about $150 a year. Loved it.

      Then they started in with those stupid animated ads, covering up the live action of the hockey game! (Keep in mind, I'm paying for this content). Needless to say, this year I am not a subscriber.

  50. There are too many ads! by TecraMan · · Score: 5, Interesting

    WARNING: Eurocentric reply

    I'm not surprised that PVRs are so popular in the US, with the amount of ads there are on US channels. Maybe it is not such a problem when you get used to it, but to Europeans visiting the US, the intrusiveness of the ads is overwhelming.

    We're used to privately held channels which show a lot fewer ads, and still produce good programming. Take a look at Britain's ITV or Sky and the Dutch, German and Scandinavian channels to see fairly high-quality programming with at most 2 commercial breaks in a 30 minute programme, versus the four or more seen on some US channels.

    Leaving aside the state/taxpayer-funded channels such as the BBC (which has no ads), the European model shows that reduced advertising still brings in enough revenue for good programming, while being a lot less annoying for the viewer.

    1. Re:There are too many ads! by Dionysus · · Score: 4, Informative

      After moving back to Norway, I find the US advertising model far preferable to the Norwegian one. In the US, the ads are only 30 sec. Even without Tivo, it's not that annoying. Ads in Norway is 5 min.,which reach the annoying state pretty fast.

      Plus we get most of our good programming outside the country (US, France, UK, Germany).

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    2. Re:There are too many ads! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Well it's not really accurate to say the BBC has no ads. The gaps between shows are crammed full of adverts for other BBC tv shows, magazines, websites, radio shows etc.

      To add insult to injusty, the adverts are far more boring and self-congratulatory than commercial advertising.

    3. Re:There are too many ads! by Dark+Lord+Seth · · Score: 1
      We're used to privately held channels which show a lot fewer ads, and still produce good programming. Take a look at Britain's ITV or Sky and the Dutch, German and Scandinavian channels to see fairly high-quality programming with at most 2 commercial breaks in a 30 minute programme, versus the four or more seen on some US channels.

      What, quality programs and fewer ads on Dutch TV? Put that bottle of glue back where you found it, mister! Either that, or give me that trans-dimensional travelling device!

    4. Re:There are too many ads! by tigertiger · · Score: 1
      Ads in Norway is 5 min.,which reach the annoying state pretty fast.
      I don't know about Norway, but German private channels are only allowed one commercial break inside a 30-minute show so it will always be almost evactly seven minutes (Remember "This hour has 22 minutes"?) - that makes it very easy to skip on my trusty VCR that is taping the Simpsons every night.

      But a single commercial break in the show usually is not enough for me to get more coffee, check my email, go to the john, check the other channels, have dinner, or s*x etc etc. There is so much to do during a commercial break! The best shows consist of a single long commercial break, so I can actually get some stuff done!

    5. Re:There are too many ads! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      s*x

      Because sex is a dirty word, you damn commie NeoCon hippie fascist!

    6. Re:There are too many ads! by nilenico · · Score: 1

      Norwegian rules are that commercials can only be shown between programs (which has led to some channels' enterprising idea of interrupting a movie with a news segment, around which they can have ads!).

      Additionlly, some channels are broadcast from the UK, with UK ad rules (allowing program breaks).

      Also, I remember the good old days, before we had commercial channels: Since there were no commercials on the telly, going to the cinema and seeing ads as part of the whole movie going experience was a Good Thing! I remember feeling cheated if the commercials were bad...

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    7. Re:There are too many ads! by Dionysus · · Score: 1

      Norwegian rules are that commercials can only be shown between programs (which has led to some channels' enterprising idea of interrupting a movie with a news segment, around which they can have ads!).

      I think they are limited on what kind of commercials they can show, but it's not a complete ban. TVNorge has one commercial break during CSI (showing commercials for other TVNorge shows).

      Additionlly, some channels are broadcast from the UK, with UK ad rules (allowing program breaks).

      Well, I was thinking of TV3. 5 minutes breaks are annoying. I much prefer the 30 sec breaks in the US. Which is one of the reason I'm thinking of getting the new Tivo like Nokia system.

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  51. TV is its OWN worse enemy. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    If I see an interesting movie scheduled for the SciFi channel, I go out and rent it. I DON'T want to stare at that stupid, intrusive and gigantic SCIFI EMBLEM they plant at the bottom 20% the screen.

    Kinda yanks you right out of the story when they slap their logo in the corner for enormous stretches of time. They pushed the envelope too far and have fallen off my radar.

    This applies to commercials as well. I was perfectly happy to watch reasonable commericials at reasonable intervals, but now they've added so many commercials that they can't even show pre-80's TV shows without heavy editing. Moreover, they seem to be braindead about their placement. I WILL remember you product if you interrupt DURING the climatic finale of a movie -- I will remember NOT TO BUY IT. And if you insist on goosing up the volume to get my attention, I will also make a mental note to avoid your product.

    In short, it is entirely within the power of advertisers to strike a happy compromise, but they have insisted on pushing the envelope too far. I have no sympathy for them.

  52. Oh my god! They killed Transformers! You b**tards! by Channard · · Score: 4, Interesting
    The answer is simple: Produce commercials buyers want to watch, like those 25 minute Pokemon commercials. What? That's a TV series? Fooled me.

    It gets worse. I used to watch Transformers as a kid, and while it clearly was tied into the toy line, it was still a decent well written TV series, with only one annoying kid in it. I caught Transformers: Armada the other day and I was stunned. What the hell? It's Pokemon, for crying out loud! There are kids in it that get more air time than the robots, and even Optimus Prime is going on about catching 'minicons'. Talk about an obvious ad. Jesus..

  53. Wrapup by cwernli · · Score: 2, Informative

    For anybody interested in the subject (and for those who might have missed the article) I can only reccomend this article in a recent Wired edition. Looks like James Marsh read it too, and acted in consequence of it.

  54. Alarmist Article? by echucker · · Score: 1

    No one said that TV advertising would stop - just that growth would drop more than 50%. Even with gloom and doom predicition, how many people can really afford (or choose to pay for) TiVo, let alone digital and other premium packages?

  55. Colgate Comedy Hour by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Interesting

    I have a great old recording of Abbott and Costello's "Who's on First?" routine. The funny thing is, they're asking about "the players on this here Colgate team." I believe it was performed for the Colgate Comedy Hour.

    The amount of commercial breaks we have now is a recent development. It was a change to go to this model - another change won't kill TV. We'll have end up with the Dr.Pepper Late Late Show, where the host and all guests are always drinking a clearly labeled bottle of Dr.Pepper (or maybe some other Pepsi product).
    In-show product shots, product references and product promos were - and can again become - the norm. Ever watch The Price is Right? Those fabulous product descriptions by the smooth voiced announcer who always used the full slogan of the product.

    A different advertising model won't kill TV. Bad shows and far better alternate forms of entertainment (we've all seen the growth in video game revenues - especially the online games, which often taken up people's "prime time" evening slot).

    No Clue.

    1. Re:Colgate Comedy Hour by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You do realize Colgate is also the name of a college, right? Not sure if they have/had a baseball team, though....

    2. Re:Colgate Comedy Hour by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You're assuming TV needs to be supported by Ads.

      Why is that?

    3. Re:Colgate Comedy Hour by davidstrauss · · Score: 0, Offtopic
      Dr.Pepper (or maybe some other Pepsi product).

      Dr. Pepper is not a Pepsi product. !Coke != Pepsi.

    4. Re:Colgate Comedy Hour by Blakey+Rat · · Score: 1

      Off-topic, I know, but I'm drinking a can of Dr. Pepper right now, and on the side of the can, in small print, it says:

      Manufactured for local bottlers for the Pepsi Bottling Group, Inc. Somers, NY 10589.

    5. Re:Colgate Comedy Hour by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Dr. Pepper/7-Up is owned by Cadbury Schweppes plc (in the UK), "the world's #3 soft-drink producer" It's common to see bottling contracted out to local bottlers who may carry the name of another company. Bottling is a seperate entity from the big 3. DP/7-UP DP Bottling Cadbury Schweppes

    6. Re:Colgate Comedy Hour by Doctor+Faustus · · Score: 1

      Dr. Pepper is weird. Here in Detroit, it is delivered to stores by Coke distributors (at least, it was when I last worked stock). In Kalamazoo, it's delivered by the A&W/7-Up distributor. Taco Bell carried it, even when the chain was owned by Pepsi.

    7. Re:Colgate Comedy Hour by JWhiton · · Score: 1

      Yeah, this threw me as well because that's where I'm going right now. I don't recall hearing about this Comedy Hour thing, though, so I'm guessing it was some sort of show sponsored by the soap company. I really don't know if we have a baseball team...if we do then they don't get much attention.

  56. Product placement (in moderation) not so bad... by jrj102 · · Score: 2, Insightful

    I've read a lot of comments here expressing a fear that broadcasters/advertisers will resort to product placement in leu of traditional advertising oportunity. I for one don't think that product placements (when done in moderation) are all that bad.

    For example, I find it much less distracting when a character drinks a Coke than when he/she drinks an obviously generic softdrink.

    Bottom line, I think that this kind of advertising can be both effective and fairly harmless to the content if done right. (Not that I have a lot of confidence in the industry's ability to do it right.)

    The other thing is that I see a lot of people here saying that they think that getting rid of ad-supported TV would be good-- that they wouldn't mind paying for content. While I agree that profits are not guaranteed by the constitution, I DO think that free (or EXTREMELY inexpensive) television content is something I'd hate to see go. While most programming is CRAP, there's some good stuff to be found, as well as the occasional guilty pleasure. (Terrible shows that we secretly enjoy.) Would you pay for this stuff? Would you REALLY? Or would you find technical workarounds to paying while posting on /. about how the technical workarounds weren't hurting the industry?

  57. Exactly. by Professeur+Shadoko · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Here in France (I guess most of Europe), ads are not as boring as in the USA. I have to say that when I took a trip to the states 2 years ago, I was truly horrified by the ads.

    Here we have, let's say, for a 1h40 movie, 15 min ads before, 10 min ads at the middle of the movie, and 15 min after the movie. Sometimes two breaks if this is a long movie. And thus we don't feel the need for the tivo. When the ads come at the middle of the movie, we wake up, go to the bathroom, eat maybe a bit, etc... and then we are ready for another 45 minutes of undisturbed movie.

    I could never figure why in a country as large as the USA, even if it has more TV channels, the commercials policies have to be desperate like this.

    If the TV channels had a bit more respect for their audience, tivo would not be a threat to them.

    1. Re:Exactly. by Maestro4k · · Score: 1
      • I could never figure why in a country as large as the USA, even if it has more TV channels, the commercials policies have to be desperate like this.
      Honestly I think it's simply greed to some extent. When the amount of commercials per hour started really rising, product placement was making inroads at the same time. You really have to wonder exactly who that advertising money was going to. While I can understand commercials often help keep the costs down (well supposedly anyway) for your cable company/etc., product placement can only help the people making the shows. It seems to me these two are mutually exclusive in some ways. However, if the companies making the programs are getting money for product placement now, that should help make production less expensive. They still charge as much to syndicate it though I'm sure. Voila, greed!

      It's hard to take all the arguments seriously thought when you have a cable monopoly who raises its rates every single year (happens where I live). Even though you can get The Dish or DirecTV with local channels here now, it doesn't faze the cable company, the rates just keep climbing. Right now you can get one of the two sattellite options with local channels and a premium package for about the same price as the "advanced" package from the cable company (which only means you get more than 15 lousy channels, that's the basic package, no premium channels included.) I know we'd change if we could get DSL here, at the moment it costs about $25 less to have cable internet if you subscribe to them, making it too expensive to switch to DirecTV. *sigh*

  58. Ad supported TV by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    has already lost me, and I don't even have a DVR.

    500 channels and nothing's on.

  59. Ad free pay TV - not! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

    Here in Hong Kong we have ad-free cable and with-ad local TV. The time taken for ads is the same, and so is the boredom. The local TV advertises products and services, the cable TV advertises upcoming programs.

    Why? Advertising your own future programming is much cheaper than filling time with real content, and it doesn't look like ads. Also, it makes the programs fill the 30 / 60 minute slots in the same way real ads do.

    Both types of ads are equally boring, unimaginative and long-running. One of the worst offenders is BBC World, who give a 20-second big-number-on-the-screen countdown to the next program. Time to channel surf!

    My point? Oh, yeah, ad-less TV isn't. You don't get more content, but you have to pay more anyway.

  60. Lessening effects by BenjyD · · Score: 1

    The whole advertising on TV economy seems to be based on the idea that more adverts==more consumer impact. Don't they realise that this is a completely flawed idea? Hmm, shall I buy this product from the company that annoys me by interrupting my TV viewing every ten minutes to scream "Buy this!" at me? Or this other brand I read a review of online?

    Look at the number of ad-blockers for those annoying flash ads on the web. Look at the success of Penny-arcade's static, simple, targeted adverts.

  61. Re:Remote control and VCR's didn't harm ad-based T by aug24 · · Score: 1
    They will also be too lazy to use TiVo.
    I dunno... when I'm watching something on TiVo, I don't want to wait, so I always skip the adverts. That said, this...
    Besides, if you are not lazy, you are not a good target audience for the advertisers - if you are active enough to put some effort into skipping ads, you are probably also active enough to make your own market research and you generally don't buy something just because you saw it on TV.
    ...is totally true. I have no memory for advertising because I don't think of it as a source of information, only polemic and lies.

    Justin.

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  62. Re:Advertisers Have Largely Done This To Themselve by violet16 · · Score: 1
    Commercials need to be entertaining

    But it's hard enough to make a TV show entertaining enough to last more than a season. The reason we don't see a lot of ads that are both entertaining and effective at selling a product is that the two are very close to mutually exclusive.

    What we will see, though, is advertising that wriggles deeper into TV programming. Product placement is one way; banner advertising is another. I'm not sure if this is happening in the US, but in Australia TV stations will sometimes briefly scroll ads along the bottom of the screen. Annoying? Oh yeah. But pretty hard to ignore. And impossible to fast-forward.

  63. Re:Homosexuality - An Apple Anthem by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Please note:

    This song is not endorsed by Apple. Despite the overwhelming popularity of this song, Apple is not in the music or recording inudstry, and has no plans to change this.

    Please buy more Beatles albums.

  64. Other ways of skipping commercials by xyote · · Score: 4, Interesting
    Skipping commercials is nothing new. What's new is that suddenly the advertizers "noticed" that commercials weren't always being viewed. To fix this "problem" the following will have to occur during commercials: disabling fast forward/skip on DVRs, disabling the remote control, locking the doors on bathrooms and refrigerators, etc...


    What's actually changing is that advertizers are becoming aware of the impact of technology. Their initial reaction is negative but will become positive when they realize the control it will give them, particularly interactive TV. You will have to have viewed the commercial in order to supply the correct prompts to view the rest of the program. Welcome to the future. Welcome to hell.

    1. Re:Other ways of skipping commercials by Tuxedo+Jack · · Score: 1
      Copy-protected television? Sounds like those early 80s games.

      Now all we need is Scorpion to make a comeback.

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    2. Re:Other ways of skipping commercials by AsmordeanX · · Score: 1

      Doesn't the law require that all devices capable of displaying/recording TV must obey the broadcast flag by 2005 on HDTV? This would cause any DVR purchased after 2005 to be essentially junk unless you hack it.

      So not only will you disable your fastforward/skip. You will disable the box altogether, or force a low quality version on the person who recorded.

    3. Re:Other ways of skipping commercials by ryanwright · · Score: 1

      You will have to have viewed the commercial in order to supply the correct prompts to view the rest of the program.

      Only one person will have to do this, then the rest of us will just download his rip of the show. I don't have cable or satellite because I only watch Enterprise, and I've really been enjoying having it delivered over Direct Connect: No ads and I've got them all in a nice archive for future watching.

      You'll excuse me if I find nothing wrong with this morally. The show is broadcast over the airwaves. The fact that I choose to view it with my broadband connection instead of putting an antenna on my roof & capturing with a Tivo is of little difference. The end result is the same (Enterprise, no ads, archived to a hard drive). So for you "purists" who want to chastise me, save it. You're wrong and I don't want to hear your pathetic rant.

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  65. In two years, the total was something like $6.82. by Futurepower(R) · · Score: 2, Interesting


    I kept track for two years of the money I spent because of seeing something advertised on TV. In two years, the total was something like $6.82.

    I'm in favor of micropayments for shows. Five cents to watch an hour-long show would pay more than the present system.

  66. Please.... by blankmange · · Score: 1

    One can only hope for so much in this life -- the end of inane, annoying commercials.... right

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  67. Same spam filter, different medium by 87C751 · · Score: 1
    Advertising has always relied on one simple capability: to force you to pay at least some attention to the advert. That's why billboards exist, why all the ads in newspapers and magazines aren't confined to one easily ignored section, why spammers invent ever more techniques to evade filtration, and why commercials interrupt advertising-supported television programs. If advertisers can't force their messages into your stream of cognition, they effectively don't exist.

    Until recently, technology has been on the side of the advertiser, because technology has been expensive. That "natural" balance is being destroyed as tech becomes more powerful and cheaper. Advertising's traditional business model is being destroyed by Moore's Law.

    This could be fun eventually. How about Virtual Light style glasses that can selectively remove the ads from your visual field?

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  68. Adapt - exactly! by mackstann · · Score: 3, Insightful

    The cable companies and television networks will lose out because their business model is ancient. Only in recent years have cable companies slightly innovated with digital cable. But digital cable sucks. Changing channels is laggy, and it's really not *that* much different from normal cable (at least compared to a tivo).

    To keep up with stuff like tivo, the cable companies will need to (gasp) compete with it. Come up with something that meets or beats the functionality, convenience, and price point of PVRs. But unfortunately I can picture what the cable companies will do instead: file lawsuits, use shady business tactics, etc. Oh well. While that might hold them over in the short- to mid-term, I think it would eventually catch up with them.

    1. Re:Adapt - exactly! by ericspinder · · Score: 4, Interesting
      But digital cable sucks.
      I'd have to disagree, digital cable works well for me. The on-screen quide has become very important to my tv viewing, and the on-demand movies and programs are becoming so as well. On related news, Comcast is starting to deploy DVRs included in (or with) their set top boxes, it is what people are pushing for and like any *cough* good company they are deploying what the customer whats (I am really mixed on that last part). Of course they are just adding a service for which people are willing to pay. However, I wouldn't be suprise if the device does some heavy logging/ reporting of your TV viewing patterns.

      Where I see the industury going in the future is more to the "pay TV" standard, with the price of a channel is included in your package. Some cable companys already include "comercial-less" channels in their various packages. It might even get to the point where if you want the history channels package you'll need to pay $2/month, the news package of CNN, FOX News, and MSNBC will be another $2/month. The stations themselves will have more pay-for-placement and inline ads. The cable companies will have in-line flash-like ads for the various menus (static ads are already there for digital cable). Also, I believe that good story-telling ads will become more important, where people even choose to watch the ads because they are funny, interesting or touching. With on demand tuning you might even be tempted to say "hey, man, play the new Subway ads they're side-splitting funny". Ads which the viewer choose to watch are certainly much more effective.

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    2. Re:Adapt - exactly! by Mr+Guy · · Score: 1

      With on demand tuning you might even be tempted to say "hey, man, play the new Subway ads they're side-splitting funny". Ads which the viewer choose to watch are certainly much more effective.

      GOOD advertising does this already. It's well known that people DO tune in to the Superbowl just for the advertisements. Unfortunately advertisers rarely put that much effort into the adverts that show the rest of the year. When they do though, people do talk about them and tell other people to watch for them. For example "Cog" from Honda, or many of the VW spots. Beer companies also have a handle on the fact they need advertising (and may be arguably the first to realize it), with cellular telephone manufacturers (ie Motorola) starting to come around.

    3. Re:Adapt - exactly! by dubiousmike · · Score: 1

      ah, but if you don't have anything to compare it to, you might not realize that digital cable does indeed suck. At least for me with Comcast. Their programing guide is one of the worst I have ever seen. I can not imagine who designed it. From randomly starting the guide at channel 2 (even if you are on channel 300) to the lag time, to the most useless way of browsing.

      Thank god I have a ReplayTV. I have talked a number of people into buying a PVR/DVR and no one has ever thought it a bad idea in retrospect.

      On a slightly off topic note, how can a site like Slashdot contribute to something like calling all PVRs "TIVO"? There is quite a bit of competition out there, and if it wasn't for Phillips marketing machine, it is very possible they wouldn't have the lion's share of the market.

      ReplayTV doesn't sell your personal data, they sell themselves to a giant Asian firm. TIVO sells your personal data to Hollywood, they stay in business in the states. Regardless of feature set (which TIVO has played catch up with for a couple years now - in home networking, high speed internet guide updating, sharing shows with other similar units, the 30 second skip button, never mind the poor methodolgy in which TIVO picks shows for you to record. Yes, I know, TIVO seems a bit more solvent at the moment. Of course, it helps when you are in bed with Hollywood (why else do TV shows even mention the word TIVO at times?) Oh, and ReplayTV is less expensive.

      OK, now TIVO users can mod me down because I mentioned TIVO's shortcomings.

      But no matter what, buy a PVR/DVR - regardless of brand, it will change the way you watch TV. You will soon not know how you did without it.

      Do you know how many times I watched Ed McCaferrey's leg (Denver Broncos) flap around like a piece of spaghetti when it broke last year? Or how about rewinding to that nipple shot you thought you just saw. Or how about hearing someone swear on Saturday Night Live. Or that Britney Spears Pepsi commercial durring the rbowl (which TIVO reported as the most watched and rewound commercial durring last year's superbowl)?

    4. Re:Adapt - exactly! by ericspinder · · Score: 1

      Yes, GOOD advertising already does exist, but you cannot play them "ala carte". You need to sit and watch needless hours of (American) football, just to watch the latest antics of your favorite sock puppet. Even with a DVR, you need to fast forward the programming and the unwanted commercials just to find the one you want, assuming of course that you happened to record the block of programming that the commerical was shown on. On Demand tuning for commercials would change this, and allow for longer more specialized commericals for those who are already shopping for that product. Maybe, even a "buy now" button, which places the order, adds the total to you cable bill and ships to your address.

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    5. Re:Adapt - exactly! by jedidiah · · Score: 1

      You're on crack.

      The signal quality of digital is DRAMATICALLY better. When used in conjuction with a Tivo, this can be very significant. Even slight analog defects in a TV signal can dramatically sabotage (Tivo) video compression.

      You'll likely find that digital signals recorded in Tivo basic mode will be of better quality than any analog signal recorded at even best quality.

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    6. Re:Adapt - exactly! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      From randomly starting the guide at channel 2 (even if you are on channel 300)

      That's not random. It always starts on channel 2. It may be random relative to the channel you're watching now...

    7. Re:Adapt - exactly! by drinkypoo · · Score: 1

      incidentally comcast is pretty good about trying to give customers what they want. In the midwest they're currently rolling out 3Mbps/384kbps internet service which comes with a router with a docsis modem built in (the WAN link, obviously) and with 10/100 and 802.11 of some sort coming out the other side. I can't wait to get that out here on the left coast.

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    8. Re:Adapt - exactly! by Cramer · · Score: 1
      • they are deploying what the customer whats
      Actually, they are not. In true Microsoft style, they are providing what others are (were) providing to their customers. The only reason the cable cartel is providing DVRs is because people were (and still are) buying replay tv's and tivo and running their cable through them. And I'm certain there were companies planing on integrating a digital cable decoder into the DVR to eliminate the cable box and additional encoding. (just like the DTivo.)

      And by so doing, they are retaining control over their cable system. If they want to prevent commercial skipping, there's NOTHING to stop them. If they want to limit your viewing of a show to three times, they can. ...
    9. Re:Adapt - exactly! by glesga_kiss · · Score: 1
      Only in recent years have cable companies slightly innovated with digital cable. But digital cable sucks. Changing channels is laggy, and it's really not *that* much different from normal cable (at least compared to a tivo).

      Speak for yourself. Digital cable/satelite is a must-have in the UK. Digital anamorphic high-quality pictures, RGB component connectors, digital audio, interactive channels, and a bandwith several hundred times that of old analogue systems.

      Infinitely better than the old systems. We even have an over-the-air digital system.

      But hey, it's not all bad for you. Because you are a bit behind, your systems will probably be ultimately better, e.g. HDTV, digital surround audio etc.

    10. Re:Adapt - exactly! by Cramer · · Score: 1
      • There is quite a bit of competition out there
      Really? There's Replay and Tivo -- and associated "branded" devices thereof. And then there's the various cable company's boxes and DISH Network's thing(s). Not exactly the same as microwave and TV selections...

      • TIVO sells your personal data...
      Ok, let's beat that dead monkey some more. The data tivo collects is anonymous. It is not linked to any single box or owner. AND, you can make a single phone call and have the reporting shut off. Read the f***ing manual, ok. And for the record, I don't mind this information finding its way back to Hollywood. They'll know what commercials people actually want to watch (i.e. "what works") and what shows people record and watch repeatedly (i.e. "what's popular".)
    11. Re:Adapt - exactly! by duggy_92127 · · Score: 1

      With on demand tuning you might even be tempted to say "hey, man, play the new Subway ads they're side-splitting funny".

      Case in point: Jack in the Box commercials. If they were compiled on a DVD, I'd buy them.

      "Bun is neither meat nor cheese." "Word."

      Doug

    12. Re:Adapt - exactly! by bojan · · Score: 1

      i skew results with digital TV all the time.

      leave your box on, turn it to something you never watch, say porn channel, and go to sleep.

      eventually have a linux device that flips channels randomly while sleeping

    13. Re:Adapt - exactly! by mackstann · · Score: 1

      *shrug* I honestly don't care about picture quality much. I'm on regular cable now and I think there's something fishy with the cable line coming to this room because certain channels are a bit fuzzy. But I don't go about fixing it because I don't care enough. I don't need to see a bread crumb on Conan O'Brien's tie. After maybe the first couple minutes, you're so busy paying attention to the show that you forget about picture quality and it just doesn't matter (to me anyways).

      I have had digital in the past, and although it impressed me at first (heh, I watched so much tv the first week or so), after a while I just got used to it and didn't care much. Went back to regular cable and didn't miss it.

      But you have a point with fuzz screwing up digital encoding/compression.

    14. Re:Adapt - exactly! by ericspinder · · Score: 1

      That is nothing new, I remember that an interview with a Nielson "family" some years ago, at the time people filled in a sheet that detailed what they watched on TV. The woman didn't want to be associcated with her "guilty pleasures" and would just put down "Gilligan's Island" instead of what she really watched.

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    15. Re:Adapt - exactly! by bojan · · Score: 1

      I never claimed it was new, did I?

      I'm simply stating what I do every night.

    16. Re:Adapt - exactly! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      How about Video-on-demand?

      I love my Tivo, but I also love that my cable co. (Time Warner NYC) has video-on-demand, including not just PPV movies but the premium channels like HBO and Showtime. It's nice to be able to watch any premium movie or series episode airing during the current month, whenever I want.

      And they'll rent you a DVR cable box too, even though that service is nowhere near the quality of Tivo at this point. But it ain't gonna stay that way forever...

    17. Re:Adapt - exactly! by dubiousmike · · Score: 1

      Regarding the single call to shut recording off, that is new to me and its great that Phillips is doing that.

      But I have read articles where someone ran the daily update through their computer to sniff the packets. There is certainly personally identifying data that passes through. Without a doubt.

      Now, maybe you and I still might not mind it.

      TIVO also changes their privacy policy regularly - the one you see in your manual is definitively different than what is "active", which can be gotten from their site.

      If they say they aren't tracking you specifically, they are lying. I know how valuable the information they are collecting is. Even if it takes them forever (or that they never) share that you, Cramer, are watching the knitting channel 12 hours a day and rewinding all of the Hello Kitty commercials to see them again, they still have that data.

      And in a few years, you will certainly see ads embedded into your PVR that they feel you will be into. And they will have years of data to figure out what you want to see the most.

      Now, like you, I am not necessarily against that. But they certainly aren't up front that they are doing that. And they are. You would if it were you. There is too much money at stake for a company in an industry that isn't quite kicking ass to give up. And I think ReplayTV does the same exact thing. If they are smart. And they are.

    18. Re:Adapt - exactly! by annievtec · · Score: 1

      Obviously, an advertiser.Personally, find Digital Cable with iControl/On Demand pretty much=TiVO. We advertised way back on @home (even before Excite@home) and the video got more viewers than the programming. Then we put a showcase & information on TiVO and got bonus impressions because there was a terrific response. So, our our ads may not be incredible but some targeted viewers find them relevant and frankly, that's the #1 rule for media. OR you can watch the upcoming pay-per-view Dodge Lingerie Bowl ad during the Super Bowl. So maybe the gun was the right accessory. . .

    19. Re:Adapt - exactly! by Cramer · · Score: 1
      Phillips isn't doing anything. TIVO is. Phillips makes the box; Tivo, Inc. programs it. And it is not f***ing new! Tivo has had an opt-out for years. (from day one?)

      Of course there's identifying data in the call. How the hell do you think they track which tivo's have paid for service? Don't be so paranoid and/or stupid. Your viewing habits are not sent with any ID attached. The finest detail they have is the zip code. So, unless you are the only tivo subscriber in your zip code (unlikely), it would be difficult to trace it back to a specific subscriber. AND YOU CAN HAVE THAT REPORTING TURNED OFF.

      Every time tivo has changed their privacy policy, I have receive email telling me so. At no point have they ever said they would not sell viewing statistics. They have stated repeatedly that such stats are not personally identifiable -- they are processed as aggregate statistics by zip code.

      They've been selling embedded ads for several years now. Ever noticed an extra menu item in Tivo Central? Or in the showcases? (BMW ads, movie previews, junk from Best Buy, etc.) I've been conditioned to ignore them.

      • If they say they aren't tracking you specifically, they are lying.
      Oh f*** off you paranoid idiot. Go build your own tivo for 10x the cost and 10000x the headache.

      Privacy fanatics piss me off.

      (No one I know with a Tivo would willingly give it up.)
    20. Re:Adapt - exactly! by ericspinder · · Score: 1
      Speaking of nitpicking...
      I believe that the industry is settling in on the DVR (Digital Video Recorder) name. Tivo, ReplayTV, and (dare I mention) UltimateTV refer to themselves on their homepages as DVRs. So it is probally most proper to refer to them individually as a "DVR", or as a "DVR(aka PVR)".

      On the other hand, Hauppauge has WinTV-PVR and a google showed several articles refering to those devices as PVRs. So the "jury is still out", but "I see the tide turning", [[insert more sayings here]]

      Also, you are sorta right about not knowing that is available with DVRs, I have seen them used and played with a couple (including my father's house), but I do not yet own one. I will (most likely) purchase one over the next year. I am a little confused over your comment that "they sell themselves to a giant Asian firm" and that being better than the hated Hollywood, but the price factor of ReplayTV might push me to that system.

      As far as Digital cable sucking, well you must not have any experience with the best feature, on-demand, because the channel quide will start (predictably) at "1" (which is On-Demand). However, I don't use the channel quide in "full format", somtimes I use it to see which "reqular" movies are starting or to check my "favorites", otherwise it's a bit of a pain flipping through over a hundred channels on screen of (maybe) 10 titles at a time. However, mostly I like the show title which shows up even when it's on commercial (a must have for channel surfing). From that I can check that channel's shows for the rest of the night (and find out the "info").

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    21. Re:Adapt - exactly! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      they are processed as aggregate statistics by zip code
      Of course, if your the only one in your zip-code using the Tivo service, you're screwed!

    22. Re:Adapt - exactly! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "Your viewing habits are not sent with any ID attached."

      Ready to be shown how little you know?

      Here is an article where it refers the the Privacy Foundation saying that TIVO passed more personalized data than they admitted to:

      http://news.com.com/2100-1040_3-254766.html

      Here is a quote from another article:

      "According to the Privacy Foundation report, the two types of data could potentially be linked to "identify the personal viewing habits of subscribers at will." Since the privacy group finished its investigation, TiVo has stopped collecting the diagnostic info, making it much harder to link data, Barton said."
      reference:
      http://www.techtv.com/news/sec urityalert/story/0,2 4195,3318701,00.html

      and another article:
      http://linuxtoday.com/news/2001032600120 PS

      and another:
      http://www.pcworld.com/news/article/0,ai d,45589,00 .asp

      and another:
      http://www.newsfactor.com/perl/story/848 2.html

      and another:
      http://www.cnn.com/2001/TECH/ptech/08/17 /privacy.g adgets.idg/

      and another:
      http://www.technologyfront.com/journalis m/2001/03/ 27.html

      and another:
      http://www.usatoday.com/tech/news/2001-0 3-26-ebrie f.htm

      Ready to apologize,you fucking horse's ass? Do you enjoy spouting shit like you know what you are talking about only to be shown that you like to rant and rave about things that you don't have a fucking clue about?

      Nice going shit for brains.

    23. Re:Adapt - exactly! by dubiousmike · · Score: 1

      didn't mean to make that one anonymous. that last one was from me, just so you know who showed you whos boss.

    24. Re:Adapt - exactly! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      from a previous post "I can't wait until I have my own house." A "man" who doesn't own his own home cannot call himself the "boss".

      I am just someone going over this tread. Not related to the previous post. Also, just a thought maybe if you didn't buy everything that comes out, and the related services, you might just have a down payment for that "dream" house.

      Flame aside, when I was still renting, I ran a extention cord (thick three prong) under the baseboard from another room to prevent power loss.

    25. Re:Adapt - exactly! by Cramer · · Score: 1
      (Thanks for 10,000 links about the same damned Privacy Foundation report.)

      • "No one wants to be a target of the Privacy Foundation, and TiVo certainly doesn't want to be mentioned as a company that abuses people's information. But they haven't done anything wrong," McNealy said.
      Have you read the article? There is a huge difference between "can" and "do". Everything you do can be tracked back to you -- with varying degrees of difficulty. Tivo can trace the origin of every file sent to their servers -- the same way anyone with a web server can. For Tivo, that's matching IP addresses with accounting logs to see who had what address at the time -- assuming they dialed in, otherwise it gets a lot more difficult.

      • Jim Barton, TiVo's chief technology officer, acknowledged that the company does collect information about what its subscribers watch but that--contrary to the Privacy Foundation findings--it strips names out of the data.
      There's nothing to "strip out"... the tivo doesn't store any one's name. It has a serial number -- the Tivo Service ID -- and that's it.

      The "thumb" and viewing history data sent to tivo contains no personally identifiable information. No version of tivo code has ever done so (and I've picked apart many versions.) Even the file name is not trackable. The only thing that appears in the logs on the tivo is the zipcode and a RANDOM number that's rewritten in-line when uploaded:
      • backChannelPrv: @ftp:/204.176.49.11:/TivoData/bprv/20000810/000000 .RANDOMIZE.27613.bz2|
        ...
        starting backhaul
        about to do ftp
        doing Put /var/tmp/tivoLog.prv.gz 204.176.49.11 ...
      The actual filename isn't logged anywhere. And the syslogs (the "diagnostic information") sent per call are for the previous day (since the last call.) And they do not contain any information about what you have been viewing.

      I stand by my original comment. Privacy fanatics fucking piss me off. The Privacy Foundation can kiss my ass. Can tivo trace stuff back to me? Of course they can. Does anyone have any proof tivo has done so? NO. In fact, the weight of evidence is in their favor. They have gone to extrordinary lengths to make it difficult to link the stats to a single tivo. And what would be the point to mapping things back to an individual tivo? (note "tivo" and not "person", there's no way to know who's finger was on the remote 100% of the time -- even for single person households.)

      I can assure you I know a great deal more than you do about the tivo. And I would suspect, volumes more than the raving privacy lunatics picking at the tivo. Until someone can prove Tivo, Inc. is mapping viewing habits to specific people without their knowledge and permission, I don't care what they might be able to do.
    26. Re:Adapt - exactly! by Cramer · · Score: 1

      Oh, and that Privacy Foundation report is *3* years old. Their primary complaint appears to be focused on differences between the privacy statement in the manual and online. Well, no f***ing duh. That manual was printed and placed in the box nearly a year before being purchased. Why not complain about the instructions not matching the actual tivo GUI, while you're at it? Even the demo content on the units were of a previous version of the GUI.

      (And given their further complaint about software updates, it's clear the Privacy Foundation is a bunch of idiots. The software updates are a clearly defined part of the subscriber agreement.)

  69. Damn Straight by TubeSteak · · Score: 1
    Parent is right on the money. One of the things TV companies want from Tivo and their brand spankin' new cable boxes is data on how often we flip channels. Their goal is to eventually be able to differentiate between male and female viewers (because guys just have to keep flipping channels during breaks) and provide more targeted advertising... in the hopes that guys won't flip channels so damn often.

    And some AC made the very valid point that commercials always always always seem to come on at the same frickin' time. It seems like its the same thing for both TV and radio, if one station has ads, so do the other three or four you care about. Prepare for more subtle (or not so subtle) product placements and corporate sponsorship.

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    1. Re:Damn Straight by rpjs · · Score: 1

      I do think less is more when it comes to TV ads. Here in the UK we don't have anything like as many ads as in the US (although the proportion has been creeping up of late) and as a rule when the ads come on I'm willing to just wait for the break to finish. My fiancee, OTOH, is American, and if she has the remote she immediately starts channel-hopping when the ads come on, which usually ends up with me moaning that the programme must have restarted by now.

      Mind you, at least here we do have channels without ads.

  70. The Canad^H^H^H^H^H New Zealand approach by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Not so long ago we got a station that is ONLY advertising. Seriously. It went from a regular channel with some pretty good "alternative" programmes, eg South Park, to abour 8 hours of MTV style music vids (ads for CDs) a little MTV programming (ads for "lifestyle" - clothes, shoes, boards, etc), eg, Punk'd, Jackass, etc, and the rest is infomercials (ads for workouts and homeware) and ads for adult telephone services. And they still manage to have a few regular ads during the day...

  71. Oh god I hope it will. by Blue+Eagle+26 · · Score: 0

    I hope the very concept of advertising itself goes down in flames! And if it kills TV, so be it. Ill just use my television to make a nifty Lord Canti costume.

  72. Advertising Revenues by TiggsPanther · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Once again, it all comes down to the advertising revenues - usually of crap you don't want to buy.

    I gues it's yet another occurrance of new technology making Traditional Business methods obsolete.
    Money from subscriptions, OK.
    Money from License, OK.
    Money from advertising, OK. But choose one, dammit. Otherwise of course people are going to start either skipping the adverts, or using them for comfort breaks!

    When paying for the "privelege" of getting content, it gets annoying when not only do they bombard you with adverts, but they complain when you don't want them.

    Gods, earlier this year there was a program. I forget which, but have a suspicion it might have been the MTV VMAs. Every damn commercial break they ran the same damn advert for sanitary protection. Important product, perhaps. But, as a (single) man, it's hardly a product line that I really need (or want) to be persuaded to buy.

    And it doesn't stop there!
    I'm not quite sure why - possibly to do with a legal crackdown on toy advertising durings kids TV shows - but the kids channels here in the UK are often full of adverts for Financial Assistance (Loans, car credit, etc) or Charity Donations.

    The former are bad enough. That kind of stuff just has no relevance at all to the target audience.
    And the latter? Well I'm sorry, but I don't think a hard push of charity concerns to children (in the form of adverts) are appropriate.
    Teaching them at school/church/home/etc, fine. Guilt-tripping young kids halfway through an episode of Power Rangers or Digimon? I don't think so.

    I understand the importance of advertising. but you should at least play to your target audience. (Though, as I said, I think there's a UK law about toy adverts aimed at kids)
    It's like the banner ads on websites. Some are offering noting to do with the site, or stuff I couldn't care less about. but other sites (including /.) at least have banner ads relevant to the theme of the site. Like Webhosting and Geek Toys. :-)

    Now if only the advertisers/TV-execs would realise that the reason people ignore the adverts is 'cos they don't want what's being sold!
    You want advertising revenue? Advertise something your viewers actually want to buy.

    Tiggs
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  73. Don't they know the answer already? by Alex+Belits · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Just keep the ad prices as they are. Sure, it will mean that the ads are more expensive per viewers' time, but that's not the networks' problem, and not advertisers' problem either -- all that cost is passed to the customer.

    Don't tell me that less effective ads will mean that companies will choose to buy less ads and use those money to improve their products -- it's beyond ridiculous.

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  74. An advertising writer replies... by Chris+Worth · · Score: 1

    I'm not worried by this stuff. The basic pact I make with the people who read my stuff is: I only expect you to read it if you're interested. Forcing selling content down people's throats is not advertising, it's just annoying.

    There are other ways to advertise - not limited to product placement. And personally, I think dreaming them up is more creative than writing ads today...

    Chris

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    1. Re:An advertising writer replies... by radja · · Score: 1

      what pact would that be? I'm really curious, since usually there is only an agreement between broadcaster and advertiser. there is no agreement between advertiser and the viewer.

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    2. Re:An advertising writer replies... by rarose · · Score: 1

      Ah but you're nothing more than a tiny cog in the machine... there are 250,000 other copywriters more than willing to do your job if you did have a problem with it.

      It's the execs and their lobbyist friends in the District that I worry about.

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  75. Re:PVRs will make no difference.... Soon by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    And soon the Tv stations will figure out the Clearchannel radio method. Commercials come up on the local radio stations and you just wait now as every other clearchannal station is brodcasting commercials at the exact same time. It sucks to live in an area where all the recieveable stations are for the most part owned by Clearchannal.

  76. What I am interested in knowing by RLiegh · · Score: 1

    Is wether or not there is really anything broadcast that is so compelling I either want to sit through a million ads, or jump through a million hoops to avoid the ads.

    As far as I know, I'm only missing a couple of worth-while shows, and that is not enough to make me grab a tivo or what have you.

    I used to look at the whole "kill your television" set as being a bunch of pretentious jerks, but nowadays, it isn't so much a matter of killing it, as much as not seeing enough value in it to make it worth my very few dollars.

    Esp since the library and litrix are free. ;-)

  77. PVRs are order of magnitude simpler than VCRs by TonyGreene · · Score: 1

    It turned out that people are simply too lazy to bother with switching channels or skipping ads on tape. They will also be too lazy to use TiVo.

    You do not understand the ease of skipping commercials on Tivo.

    In the first place, Tivo is always recording. When you're watching "live" TV, what you're actually seeing on the screen is a 2-3 second delayed playback of a 30min Tivo recording. There is no explicit action needed to record a broadcast -- the recording process for "live" TV is automatic. In fact, you can't turn it off even if you wanted to. Everything is recorded as you watch.

    That reduces skipping commercials to hitting a single button labeled [>>] 1-3 times (depending on how fast you want to go), then pressing a button labeled [>] to resume normal playback.

    To skip commercials using a VCR, you have to make a decision to record a program, confirm the time/channel, then go through the labor-intensive (compared to Tivo) process of programming the VCR, then make sure you have a tape inserted that has enough space. After waiting for the entire program to record, you have to rewind the tape to the beginning of the program and start the playback. Just to skip commercials. No wonder it didn't catch on.

    1. Re:PVRs are order of magnitude simpler than VCRs by hankwang · · Score: 1
      >That reduces skipping commercials to hitting a single button labeled [>>] 1-3 times

      Why do you have to do that by hand? Can't those PVR boxes detect whether there is a channel logo in the corner of the screen to decide whether it is an ad or not?

    2. Re:PVRs are order of magnitude simpler than VCRs by gatzke · · Score: 1


      the do-it-yourself pvr box linux solution mythtv does that as an option. It will auto detect commercials for your supposedly.

      Ease-of-use is the draw for me. I tell my tivo I like star trek, it records various scifi crap and star trek for me to watch when I want, how I want.

      I have not made a linux pvr yet since it is not easy to do, although they may be just as easy to use. And I don't have a tuner card...

    3. Re:PVRs are order of magnitude simpler than VCRs by Pfhreakaz0id · · Score: 1

      ReplayTvs HAD this feature (called 'Commercial Advance') which, from what I've heard, worked pretty well -- although certain shows confused it and you had to turn it off), however the company voluntarily removed this feature from the newer ReplayTV's in an agreement with the TV industry.

      The old ones are doing brisk business on ebay :)

  78. lose sleep? by timmarhy · · Score: 1

    personally i won't be losing sleep over companies that make annoying ads making less money, and less people being brain washed into buying crap they don't need.

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  79. Why there is no TiVo in Germany? by tmk · · Score: 1
    TiVo is a successful product afaik - why is there still no equivalent in Germany?

    The conditions seem ideal: In Germany are several companies selling Infos about TV programmes, online, in real time, etc. Digital TV started in Berlin - many consumer have to buy new televisions and or set top boxes in the next two years to deal with the new standards. Cable TV is widespread. But there are only few digital recorders in the market, they are very expensive and no product can avoid commercials.

    Years ago Telecontrol produced a box called "Fernsehfee", which stopped the (analog) VCR whenever a commercial started, but the product was discontinued (several TV station sued the company).

  80. From the article: by mangu · · Score: 2, Interesting
    "It scares me a bit because some of the businesses are in a very awkward position. Especially the affiliate groups. After all, the only programming they own is their local news, and they are hard-pressed to do product placements.


    So, the affiliates must get a way to pop-up those animations for local advertisers. Lots of IP related issues here, can they pop-up an ad over the network's pop-up?

  81. Re:Advertisers Have Largely Done This To Themselve by Maestro4k · · Score: 1
    • But it's hard enough to make a TV show entertaining enough to last more than a season. The reason we don't see a lot of ads that are both entertaining and effective at selling a product is that the two are very close to mutually exclusive.
    While this is true for TV shows, and possibly commercials, many/most companies don't even try. Here in the US, most commercials are just dry facts, or royally annoying songs played too loud while they advertise some car. (OK, I'll admit it, I'm sick to death of Ford's commercials, and even if I had been inclined to buy a Ford ever (I wasn't), I wouldn't be considering them any longer!)

    I certainly don't think it's easy to make something entertaining and effective, but enough commercials have done it that it's obvious that it's not impossible. Not to mention that not all enjoyable commercials are funny entertaining, but the make you think type, or the "whoah, I've never seen that before!" type. Remember the infamous Big Brother Apple commercial that started the whole Super Bowl commerical stuff?

    In any case I agree that advertising will change, and if it becomes too annoying (the example you mention of ads scrolling along the bottom of the screen for instance) I think people will just get tired of it, and stick to buying DVDs. I saw one person post that they did that already, preferring to avoid all the commercials altogether.

  82. It's not as simple as made out here by goldcd · · Score: 1

    Reducing the number of adverts seen by 10% would increase the impact of the adverts that are seen. Similarly increasing the number of adverts just dilutes the effect of the advert. Maybe we'll end with a two-tier system, much the same way as we do with some software where you can pay to have advertising banners removed.

  83. What effect on Nelson does TiVo realy have? by thbigr · · Score: 1

    I am currious does any one know, are thier Nelson families that have TiVo? If not how do you realy know what behavior these owners exihibit?

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    1. Re:What effect on Nelson does TiVo realy have? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      are thier Nelson families that have TiVo? If not how do you realy know what behavior these owners exihibit?

      They have a habit of laughing at other people's misfortunes, and the laughter sounds like "Ha haaa!"

      People who contribute directly to TV ratings are called Nielsen families.

  84. popups? by matth · · Score: 4, Funny

    Guess it's time to start having popup ads on TV... I can see it now.... in the middle of a TV show, all of a sudden a chevy truck bursts through the screen.. totally obscuring what you are trying to watch and making this horrid crashing sound.. then it drives back and forth for a bit and finally comes to rest in the upper top corner for the remainder of the show.

    Hrmm.. I could swear I've seen this idea some place before!

    1. Re:popups? by MrNemesis · · Score: 1

      Quick! Quick! Someone make a TV plugin for Mozilla!

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    2. Re:popups? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Sweet Zombie Jesus, that idea is just stupid enough for stome studio exec to have an orgasm just thinking about it.

      "Just think of it, Henderson... THEY CAN'T SKIP IT, IT'S IN THE MIDDLE OF THE SHOW! OH! Unnghh... get me some tissue."

      If that happened to me I would pull an Elvis on the television and shoot out the fucking screen.

    3. Re:popups? by tinrobot · · Score: 1

      I have this horrific vision that "The Crawl," those annoying stock ticker things that run along the bottom on news shows will soon be co-opted by the entertainment division.

      I can see it now... during the middle of steamy love scene, you'll see "Got Milk" crawling along the bottom of the screen.

      Feh.

    4. Re:popups? by Overzeetop · · Score: 1

      You mean like the logo in the lower right hand corner. The one that jumps and mutates, telling us what's coming up next, or when the hot program is going to be on, or what URL to type to get "expanded information" on the program we're now watching.

      Heck Discovery (I think) will vertically anamorphic to provide that "critical" website information at the bottom of the screen. I've stopped wathcing Discovery 'cause it bothers me. Now I've found other channels and programs which I enjoy.

      Oh, and Alton Brown, please stop plugging foodtv in the middle of your show. I know, they provide funding, balh blah blah, but it's really getting annoying. The little logo is at the bottom of the screen, and I know I can go there (and I do) if I need the recipe in print.

      On screen ads are here. They sucks. It can only get worse.

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    5. Re:popups? by Jerf · · Score: 1

      Oh, and Alton Brown, please stop plugging foodtv in the middle of your show. I know, they provide funding, balh blah blah, but it's really getting annoying. The little logo is at the bottom of the screen, and I know I can go there (and I do) if I need the recipe in print.

      You may know where to get the recipes, but every episode new people are learning that. I just started watching a couple of weeks ago.

      I don't think he's "plugging" the site, just saying where you can get the recipes.

      ObOnTopic: Of course, since I use a TiVo I've been using that to actually follow the video version of the recipe while I'm cooking. Cooking show + PVR = actually useful recipes. Kick-ass combination.

    6. Re:popups? by stanmann · · Score: 1

      You know, Alton has a viable sponsorship program... " Kroger, Ace hardware, etc" and it isn't obtrusive, but I remember, and think hey that neat gadget he used... oh yeah, he got it there... I should stop by and get it too..

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    7. Re:popups? by Wesley+Willis,+RIP · · Score: 1

      They already do that during soccer games on Fox Sports World in the US. There are no breaks for ads in soccer (other than halftime), so they put an ad on the bottom of the screen for a few seconds, either squashing the picture, or just covering up the bottom quarter of the screen, even if the ball is in play in that part of the screen.

    8. Re:popups? by BollocksToThis · · Score: 1

      during the middle of steamy love scene, you'll see "Got Milk" crawling along the bottom of the screen.

      I can imagine it during the cumshot, myself.

      Got Milk?
      *chick with jizz all over her face*
      Where's your mustache?

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  85. Sshhh! Let's just not let them know by smchris · · Score: 1

    'The rollout of DVR-type technology ... will reach critical mass with 11 percent penetration of U.S. television households by 2005 and 15 percent by 2006

    Build your own at:

    http://webvcrplus.sourceforge.net/howto.html

  86. Fancy that! by Snaller · · Score: 1

    Television people actually have to make do with a decent salery in the future? Fancy that, no more 100000$ for a couple of days work.

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  87. How does this change anything? by mahhy · · Score: 1

    Just because people have the ability to not watch the ads using a PVR doesn't actually change anything, at least in my mind.

    Most people I know DO NOT WATCH ADS, and none of them have a PVR. We simply change the channel, go do something else, or stare blankly into space. Using a PVR simply gives people who already did not watch ads a way to avoid "changing the channel, doing something else or staring blankly into space". They aren't going to watch the ads either way.

    Yes, the advertising indsustry / television industry will probably argue this, and increase rates for us end-users, probably nothing can be done about it either. But they're wrong.

  88. "go down in flames." ????? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Bah.. ABOUT TIME.. TV ads should have burned in hell decades ago!!!!

    POWER TO THE PEOPLE.. tv ads should have burned in hell decades ago.. all it does is ruin TV and instead of making me watch it I now record everything and edit out commercials BEFORE I watch it..!

    texasnuker

  89. the biggest problem by CAIMLAS · · Score: 2, Insightful

    The biggest problem I see with this trend is that if it does kill traditional advertising, it will likely also kill smaller productions: both TV and film. If companies start to think that buying ads isn't financially profitable, then they won't buy ads, and only the biggest ticket items will get made due to the financial viability and/or the profit margin.

    Of course, there will be indie works still, but less so, since many of them have private corporate sponsors as well.

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  90. Political ads... by hughk · · Score: 1
    The consumers have no right to avoid being 'informed' of their democratic choices. There is no way that the politicians will allow us to skip over their ads.

    In my understanding TV advertising is the biggest ticket item in US political campaigns.

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  91. What I'd like to see by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    On-demand TV.

    Basically, you'd have a tivo-like harddisk-based set-top box that hooks into the cable network or a sattelite dish. You'd have a basic subscription that would give you access to average programming, and then have the ability to buy extra programming as desired. For example, suppose you like angel, you'd rent the angel package, and get access to all episodes ever made. Stuff would be multi-casted through the cable and sattelite networks (so there wouldn't be an extra download drain if millions of people download the same show at the same time). There would also be differential pricing. If you just want to watch a show once, you'd be able to buy it really cheaply. Like, less than $1 / episode. But, if you want continued access, you'd be able to pay extra. The important things are: no ads and everlasting access to stuff that you buy everlasting access to (so even if you quit your subscription, you should still be able to keep watching stuff already downloaded). Also, stuff like contingency-based subscription would become possible. Like, for example, they could offer to make another season of insert_favorite_cancelled_show_here, if only x people sign up for it. If less than x people sign up for it, the show simply wouldn't get made, and nobody would be charged for it. There would be guaranteed commercial viability for the TV companies, in addition to guaranteed quality ad-free programming for the viewers. In fact, I don't understand why given the seemingly easy technological feasibility of this model, this hasn't happened already. Other than the TV companies being entertainment dinosaurs ofcourse.

    On a more general note, that TV is dieing is yet another example of the death of the one-size-fits-all model. People want to be special. If you give them the exact same thing everyone else has, they're not happy. We've seen the revolution in clothing, where markets have gotten more specialised over the years, we've seen it in consumer goods, with an ever-growing design diversity in products that are essentially functionally identical. We've seen it in the music industry, where the bland generality of the top-50 lists has pushed kazaa to the forefront. And now we're seeing it with television, where it's becoming impossible to keep offering the same identical content to everyone.

    All in all, it's a good thing these one-size models are dying. They don't serve the customer, and the customer, as we know, is king.

  92. Kill the ad-sponsored TV! by Gadzinka · · Score: 1

    If people had to pay for tv I could buy couple of targeted programs with better content than the ``hundred channels of shit on the tv to chose from'' that I have today.

    I mean it.

    From all the shit I have on cable, recently I watch mainly documentary and news programming on Public TV and Discovery plus some Cartoon Network.

    Almost all movies and series I watch come from rental, amazon and bittorrent. Had the producers came to their senses and published series for the price that I can buy ``Babylon 5'' on DVD in amazon.de (30eur per season) I would buy all my favourite series on dvd. Simultaneous tv&dvd realese would help.

    rrw

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  93. Advertising destroyed advertising-supported TV by swb · · Score: 4, Funny

    "When I was a kid"(TM) in the early 1970s, there was much less advertising on television and watching television wasn't as obnoxious as it was. Even network-broadcast movies only had a 2-3 commercial breaks per hour, with long stretches of movie in between.

    There's a lot more advertising on TV, and a lot more obnoxious advertising gimmicks. I can't help but think that if TV advertising was the same way it was in the 1960s and early 1970s, the idea of paying for a DVR wouldn't be as appealing as the advertising wasn't as obnoxious, it was more of a fair bargain.

    But then there's some questions about content, too -- broadcast television used to make some weighty programming. Now it sucks, and if you want anything interesting, you need to have HBO or Showtime for drama, and Tivo and 400 other channels for anything else.

  94. Trunk Monkey by dmaxwell · · Score: 1

    A local car dealership in Columbus Ohio has some hilarious ads. In the commercials, their cars have a button on the dash labeled "Trunk Monkey". In one of them, a guy is stuck in traffic while a road rager keeps yelling for him to get out of his car so the road rager can hurt him. The guy presses the "Trunk Monkey" button and a chimp (not a monkey technically...spare me) with a crowbar climbs out of the trunk and clouts the the road rager. In another one, a woman has been pulled over by the cops and the chimp tries to bribe the cop with money then a doughnut. The ad ends with the monkey being hauled off in a cruiser. The one I saw the other day had kids egg the wrong car in traffic. Out jumps the chimp, who chases them down and makes them wash the egg off the windshield. The ads tout that the dealership offers "innovations" like a "Trunk Monkey" that the other dealerships don't.

    The spots don't make me want to buy a car but the spots are hilarious. They're easily the funniest commercials I've seen in years.

    1. Re:Trunk Monkey by karnal · · Score: 1

      Actually, I'm in Columbus as well, but the first time I saw the first "trunk monkey" ad, it was for a non-columbus dealership -- I believe these are made for all Chevy dealerships around the country... (in the first one I saw, the licence plate didn't read "byers")

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  95. I'm willing to watch a few commercials. by Rothron+the+Wise · · Score: 1

    Especially if I could get commercials tailored to my demographic, and watch them before the show, instead of in the middle of them, if this means I get to watch episodes of my favorite shows "for free".

    The problem with advertise-driven TV is that the contract between the advertiser/broadcaster/viewer is fuzzy. There is no delivery system which can target a specific viewer.

    I suspect that in the future, this contract may be explicitly defined, and applications like TiVo will help with the implementation. I'm willing to make some information about myself available to advertizers for a specific amount of time, if feel like it's a good trade. And it is a good trade if I don't have to watch diaper commercials, and get to see my favorite shows without interruption, even if I need to press and hold a "dead man's switch" during the commercials.

    It is not a good trade when I'm constantly interrupted by waves of ads because they need to fling a lot at the wall to make something stick.

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  96. Expect new legislation soon... by rollingcalf · · Score: 2, Insightful

    I wouldn't be surprised to see a new bill written, and perhaps passed into law, that forces TiVo and all DVR producers to remove the fast-forward capability from all boxes manufactured after 200x. Or at least to disable fast-forward during commercials (using a "commercial broadcast flag" that reliably indicates what part of a showing is a commercial and what isn't).

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    1. Re:Expect new legislation soon... by Peyna · · Score: 1

      Didn't people say the same thing about VCRs?

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  97. Re:British TV / PBS by Likes+Microsoft · · Score: 1

    Yeah..."Keeping Up Appearances" is a modern classic.

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  98. More ways to not watch commercials than TIVO by qolinar · · Score: 1

    TIVO or not, just because a commercial has been aired doesn't mean I'm staying in my seat to watch it. I either channel surf, watch pic-in-pic or leave the room for a minute or three.

  99. Life without a TIVO by Tom+Walder · · Score: 1

    Our TIVO came up with the infamous Green Screen of Death over the weekend. ( my fault for tweaking it ). Most interesting was the reaction of my partner who was horrified. When it first arrived it was my toy , another gadget etc.., now it has become indispensible. My wife makes a concious effort to actual watch adverts to "keep up with popular culture".

  100. Advertising Must Change .. by crazyboie · · Score: 1

    I'm just curious. Would advertisers be allowed to have a portion of the video, let's say an inch on the bottom of the screen so that the ads would always appear even while you watch your show? Sure, I know it sucks but without any advertising prices would skyrocket for cable/satellite!

    Just wondering if they are allowed to do something like that.

  101. Boo F'ing Hoo by rarose · · Score: 1

    So there's going to be less shitty TV sitcoms in the future... No "Everybody Exfoliates Raymond", no "CSI: Nebraska", etc. I think I'll welcome that future.

    And (Gasp!) maybe the decline of shitty U.S. TV will cause the couch potatos to finally get outside, get a tan, get a life and get involved in their community and politics. Because if there's anything the US does need it's a more involved electorate.

    Yes... I welcome the day the NTSC soma of the masses disappears.

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  102. Watch the FCC by insmod_ex · · Score: 1

    As we already have "no copy flags" coming to TV's, I wouldn't be suprised to see a "no skip flag" on TV's now. Seeing as I pay nearly $80 for satellite service with over 100+ channels, I shouldn't have to watch all these damn commercials. Most of the time its: A) I dont want what their selling or B) I don't care what they're selling. But, as always, there will be workarounds, of course, and you can be sure i'll be buying one :). Just my .02.

  103. Just like banner ads by Alkonaut · · Score: 1
    This is just like the horrible pollution of banner ads on commercial internet sites. They used to be quite bearable, with perhaps a banner on top, like here on slashdot, but recently I sense an almost ridiculous increase in ads on sites. Now they are inside the actual content I want to read, and/or they are semi transparent and over the content I want to read. Like if this was not obnoxious enough, they are often animated and use sound to annoy me even more.

    The result of this is that people start using popup blockers, and black out off-site images, disable flash etc. Looking at for example Sweden's largest newspaper website these days, you could have a hard time even finding the actual news. If you don't have flash, you will be reminded to get it, about seven times before the page has loaded.

    If I read this without flash, and with no off-site images, the page is ok, but if we all did, the site would either have to adapt (i.e. use less annoying ads) or disappear.

    The same I think goes for tv shows. Commercial breaks are not half as frequent in Sweden as they are in the U.S (I guess because when Letterman says "we'll be right back after this", there's only a 50% chance of a commercial break :). If they were, I'd just not watch the shows. I guess the maximum acceptable number of breaks is one every 30 minutes. That means one break in a normal sitcom, and about 3 in a movie. And even that is almost too much. But at that rate I could accept their business model and not get some ad-avoiding device. At least it's better than having full screen closeup's at every product and brand name in the scene...or having things like

    Ross: "Why isn't that laser beem cutting through the paint!?"

  104. mixed message by BigBir3d · · Score: 1

    The article speeaks of a person downgrading performance of media companies to coincide with the market, and to "only" experience 4% growth instead of the previously predicted 14% (or so). Spending on ads has been going ever higher (see Super Bowl ad pricing for 30 second spot over the last 5 years). Just like the stock market, things can't just keep going up and up and up. Markets don't work that way, and people should be smart enough now to realize that.

    That being said, ads have creeped their way into movie theaters (not just 10min of trailers now...).

    And yes, my roommates TiVo is the coolest thing for TV yet. But that is no different than getting up to go the bathroom/kitchen during commercial breaks. The end result is the same, no commercial watching for me.

  105. Good and Bad by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The BAD is that they will be forced into one of the following directions:

    • Pay Per View on everything. Or use an HBO/ShowTime revenue model
    • Ads become part of the shows you watch, similar to product plugging in movies.
    • DVR becomes a tool for the terrorists. (See MPAA/RIAA)

    The GOOD is that maybe, just maybe, they will realize that there is a threshold of tolerance for commercials beyond which people will spend more money to avoid then buying the products being advertised.

    A Tivo, with all the trimmings, runs something around $500-$600 dollars for life membership, online recording schedules and so on. That's a lot of Pepsi Products that the consumer is not buying. That's also a lot of commercials that the consumer will never see.

    However, if the number of commercials, or rather the total time spent per hour on commercials, was lower than it is today then people would be less likely to spend the $600 for TiVo or even reach for the ad-skip button therein.

    Additionally they would have more available cash to purchase said products. They would more more likely to register said products in their memory, and everyone would win.

    The Critical Mass here isn't about the TiVO products becoming ubiquitous in the American Society. The Critical Mass that kicked this whole thing off is the number of minutes/hour on commercials exceeded what people where willing to tolerate.

    You have no idea how many movies I've stopped watching in the last 30 minutes because the commercials were just too many to bother with. In some cases I rent it for $1.25 and watch the last half commercial free because it was interesting, but I just couldn't stand all those fucking commercials.

    But somehow I don't believe that the Sales and Marketing organizations around the world will realize this to be the case. They'll just sue everyone who doesn't watch their commercials as a violation of their Freedom of Speech.

    Freedom of Speech: You are free to say what you want, but you cannot force me to listen to you

  106. TV Will Adopt by zentec · · Score: 2, Insightful

    This isn't as bad as it seems. First off, television has always been a license to print money and while the revenue growth slows, it's not going to be crimped off. There isn't going to be rampant adoption of Tivo in most households; if there were, it would have happened already.

    More importantly, the move to a 16:9 format will allow for even WORSE methods of advertising. We've all become accustomed to seeing 'bugs' in the lower quadrant of a screen, now they'll just have advertising on a panel somewhere on the screen.

  107. TV ads have never mattered by Zapdos · · Score: 1

    I have never been influenced by T.V. ads in any way useful to the advertisers. I have not changed from soda-X to soda-Y. I have not bought a vehicle based on a TV ad. I am not a vice president for the Hair Club for Men. In my best guess most people do not change behavior or preference due to advertisement.

    What will happen is an annoying little transparent rectangle advertising a product will be placed on top of the program. A lot of channels are already placing their symbol over the programming.

  108. Re:DRM forced commercial watching by Technician · · Score: 1

    DRM forced commercial watching

    For many of us, the signal to noise ratio and the quality of programming is so bad, TV is a moot point. It's been replaced by rentals, games, music, and Internet.

    Implementing the broadcast flag will only accelerate this trend. Most people on over the air TV will probably go without when the FCC mandate kicks in. Why spend hundreds of dollars for a monitor and hundreds of dollars more for a tuner. This is not going to replace the sub $200.00 27 inch TV you can currently buy. (which comes with a tuner built in!) DTV is expensive to get in and very little over the air content would convince me to invest in the receiving equipment. The broadcast flag lowers the value while rising the cost. They are going to get me to buy it how?

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  109. the emerging new TV economy... by rtphokie · · Score: 1

    ... is in DVDs, and it's a good thing.

    Producers have seen that there is a ton of cash to be made in DVD box sets but only for shows that people want to watch. I wouldn't be surprised in the near future to see episodes put out *ONLY* on DVD to promote purchase of these box sets.

    The upside is that this will encourage producers to create shows that do not suck. The downside is that they are going to be quick with the trigger finger, if it aint a hit, off it goes.

    In the past money made off of DVD box sets has been gravy, treated much like syndication money but as the stakes grow larger it's going to have a lot more attention paid to it.

  110. Re:the $10 penality by Technician · · Score: 1

    Even with the $10 penality, I'm saving over $200 a year with DirectTv.

    The $10 penality is what is keeping me from cable internet. I don't have cable or satelite TV. Are they going to learn they are pushing DSL on those who don't want pay TV at all?

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  111. Advertising methods by The_Real_GooberMan · · Score: 1

    They're all worrying about nothing. If they ever decided to put some thought in to advertising methods, they could come up with a system that works for everyone. Most of the time, people ignore the ads because it's always about stuff they couldn't care less about. What's wrong with specifying what kind of advertising you'd like to receive via your set top box? It could be easilly incorporated in to current technology, and it would certinaly be a more effective form of advertising as they'd finally be hitting the mark for everyone instead of hoping to get everyone with the current method of TV advertising - I know I'd rather see advertising for the Alias Season 2 boxset than women's hygene products.

  112. You Buy Chimpokomon, You be Very Happy! by Greyfox · · Score: 1
    A good percentage of children's programming is advertising anyway. Tivo's not going to change that. I think it's going to end up that Tivo knows what commercials you tend to watch (It does, you know) and will quietly replace those feminine hygene and geriatric reglarity product adverts with the hot geek toys and video game adverts that you actually rewind for. They'll just need to work out how that revenue gets distributed.

    They're exploring new directions; they regularly put a menu option on the main menu to download a half-hour car commercial for a car they think you'd be interested in. I'm sure Tivo will change the way advertising works, but I am positive it won't destroy advertising.

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  113. They are hiding the real problem... by sllim · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Yeah I know the add problem is big and scary and easy to digest. But the real problem should scare the hell out of the networks.

    When you get a Tivo there is no reason to watch crappy TV.

    Period.

    Seriously, why would I want to watch lowest common denominator TV when I always have something I enjoy at my finger tips?

    Seems to me that is the real issue, people that own a Tivo are much, much less likely to watch something 'cause nothing better is on'.

    Funny thing about Tivo and I, I watch a hell of a lot more HBO and pay TV then I used to.

    1. Re:They are hiding the real problem... by mu-sly · · Score: 1

      Seems to me that is the real issue, people that own a Tivo are much, much less likely to watch something 'cause nothing better is on'.

      Do we really need Tivo though? If nothing better is on, why not simply switch off the TV and do something else instead?

      Dependence on TV as a non-stop source of entertainment has basically eroded our ability to get off our asses and find something else to do. Too many people would rather watch utter crap on TV than switch it off and partake in another activity.

      I'm not quite down with the "burn your TV" crowd, but if you don't watch TV in a selective manner already, then you've more than succumbed to the addiction.

      Adverts or not, we don't need Tivo - we just need to watch less crap on TV in general.

  114. To put it another way.. by the_womble · · Score: 1

    90.9% of ads will still be watched.

    A 9% drop is less than normal fluctuatiosn due to the state of the economy etc.

    The third of PVR users are watching ads that they actually choose to, therefore the ads should be more effective and worth more per view to advertisers.

    People already skips ads by switching channels, leavings the room, talking during ads etc. so this makes no difference really.

    Ad supported TV can certainly survive quite nicely on 91% of its current ad revenue.

    Even if everyone gets a PVR and there are no offsetting improvements to revenues then reveneus drop by two thirds and they will just have to cut the cost of the content - spend less on sports rights, less on film rights, less on poduction etc. The main effect is that a few (mostly very highly paid people) see their salaries drop (they are unlikely to go of and do anything else as they will still be very well paid).

  115. Television is a Dead Medium by Neop2Lemus · · Score: 0
    IMHO, Television is a dead medium due to the vast numbers of ads. Its bad in Canada but appalling in America. One can't enjoy a film or show, its a chore to get through it without being barraged by meaningless, louder ads.

    We had relatives over from Europe a few months ago and they couldn't understand why I was watching two films simultaneously. Its just the American way I guess.

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  116. Buffy.... by Munk · · Score: 1

    ....I have to admit that I am a Buffy fan, and my TiVo records at least two episodes a day for me to watch at my leisure...and of course...I fastforward thru all commercials ;)

  117. Why? by Deathlizard · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Why would they need to adapt?

    Back in the 70's an Insidious product was invented known as the "VCR". This allowed people to record shows based on a timer so that they could watch it at their own leisure. then the Evil VCR Manufactures got truly evil and decided to add "Fast Forward" to the evil box, thus allowing people to fast forward the commercials, and skip the profit generating ad's altogether, almost bankrupting all TV. Then as the final nail in the coffen, VCR Manufactures added features to automaticially skip commercials and made it even easier to steal TV by creating VCRPlus+ to allow TV Guide Users to type in a numeric code and steal TV much easier than previously though.

    Tivo is no different than a VCR in the end. The only real difference is that it has a hard drive instead of a tape drive and can fast forward faster. Regardless of what you use however there's a good bet that your skipping the commercials, whether it be in 1 sec. or 20 secs.

  118. obligatory Mander reference by Onan+The+Librarian · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Sorry, I just can't leave it alone... In his "Four Arguments for the Elimination of Television" Jerry Mander points out that the more heavily advertised a product, the more the advertisers are aware of the fundamental fact that YOU DON'T NEED THIS PRODUCT. Advertising is ALL about creating need. If you believe you actually need Coke or Pepsi then you're already lost, "You are a slave, Neo"... Personally I despise the thing, and my life is enriched immensely simply by not watching it at all. In a nutshell, without televsion I have more time for everything else. Just my two drachmas, but I tell my students that every hour spent in front of that tube is an hour utterly wasted. Well, what's to be expected from a junk and throw-away culture if not junk and throw-away lives ? I choose better for myself. Frankly, I'm a believer in the motto "You can't be free if you watch TV"... Okay, you may now return to your regularly scheduled programming...

    1. Re:obligatory Mander reference by Azghoul · · Score: 1

      So, just curious...

      If you go watch a movie does that count as wasted hours? How about an orchestra? An opera? A ballet?

      If I watch an hour of NOVA on string theory and I learn something I never would have heard about otherwise, was that wasted?

      While in general I agree with your premise (that TV rots the brain, etc), I don't agree with your conclusion (eliminate TV completely). If I find each hour of the Fox show "24" exciting, and I'm thoroughly entertained, than who's to say it was a waste?

    2. Re:obligatory Mander reference by fucksl4shd0t · · Score: 2, Interesting

      While in general I agree with your premise (that TV rots the brain, etc), I don't agree with your conclusion (eliminate TV completely). If I find each hour of the Fox show "24" exciting, and I'm thoroughly entertained, than who's to say it was a waste?

      Depends on how you actually do it. I don't have a TV at all because it doesn't fit in my lifestyle at all. However, I have noticed a surprising lack of resilience, determination, and original thinking in people that watch 2+ hours of TV a day. The simple answer is that TV is a passive medium, and doesn't require any action on the part of the viewer to make the entertainment happen. I find some TV shows entertaining, and when I happen to be somewhere where they're showing, I take advantage of the opportunity to watch them. Hm, I also notice a lack of problem-solving in those same people.

      Too much TV, like too much of anything, is very very bad for most people (I say "most" because I"m willing to concede that for someone it's good for them, although I've never met that someone). The main problem with TV is that it's passive, and since it doesn't require action from the viewer, over time it becomes easier for the viewer to just let things happen. Contrast it with books, you have to actively participate in the book in order to be entertained. You can sit and look at the book all you want, but until you open it up and start reading it, you are not likely to become entertained. This is why I object to those so-called digital books. They take all the effort out of reading and stick it on the screen, and now kids don't learn that reading really does take effort. Of course, too much reading leads to antisocial behavior as well, I've noticed. :) It's not like there's any perfect medium, it's just a matter of realizing what the limitations of the medium are and keeping diversity in your forms of entertainment. (Sex is definitely an active form of entertainment, and very social. But with obvious limitations...)

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    3. Re:obligatory Mander reference by PainKilleR-CE · · Score: 1

      The main problem with TV is that it's passive, and since it doesn't require action from the viewer, over time it becomes easier for the viewer to just let things happen.

      This is actually what limits my TV viewing more than anything else. I just find myself generally restless if I watch too much TV and it's not entertaining. This is also why I keep books and my GBA at hand, as I easily have something more involving, yet still entertaining, close by.

      Contrast it with books, you have to actively participate in the book in order to be entertained. You can sit and look at the book all you want, but until you open it up and start reading it, you are not likely to become entertained. This is why I object to those so-called digital books. They take all the effort out of reading and stick it on the screen, and now kids don't learn that reading really does take effort.

      The only effort a digital book takes out of it is the effort of turning the pages, or, in some cases, holding the book at a readable angle (especially a problem when lighting is an issue). Personally, I find I read much more quickly in digital formats, and part of that is the lack of pages breaking the flow of the words, and the other part is the ability to display it in a manner that's much better for my eyes. Of course, that depends on the digital book being available in a format that permits me to display it in a single page with my own colour preferences.

      Of course, too much reading leads to antisocial behavior as well, I've noticed. :) It's not like there's any perfect medium, it's just a matter of realizing what the limitations of the medium are and keeping diversity in your forms of entertainment. (Sex is definitely an active form of entertainment, and very social. But with obvious limitations...)

      There's nothing wrong with antisocial behavior in and of itself, though. In fact, I've found a notable lack of problem-solving ability in highly social individuals. Then again, that probably depends on the type of problem being solved, as I'm sure they could solve problems related to socializing fairly easily, especially in groups, and especially those problems that are based around opinion rather than fact or logic.

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    4. Re:obligatory Mander reference by fucksl4shd0t · · Score: 1

      The only effort a digital book takes out of it is the effort of turning the pages,

      Hmm, I was referring to stuff they sell on DVD where some unknown voice reads the book and they show various pictures from the book on the tv screen. I've got one of those for my kids, and they love to watch it, but we keep their time spent watching that sort of thing down (not having a tv but enjoying occasional movies means there's a computer in my living room where a tv would normally be).

      I totally agree with you on the digital books that are just the same old books on a new medium. I read a lot of stuff on my Clie, and I love having 4-6 books with me at all times. :)

      There's nothing wrong with antisocial behavior in and of itself, though. In fact, I've found a notable lack of problem-solving ability in highly social individuals. Then again, that probably depends on the type of problem being solved, as I'm sure they could solve problems related to socializing fairly easily, especially in groups, and especially those problems that are based around opinion rather than fact or logic.

      It's the same problem, excess/absence is bad, moderation is good. I'm fairly antisocial by nature, but at one point in my life I decided not to be antisocial any more and learned all the social skills I didn't previously have. It's been a great thing for me, but I still tend to be a hermit. I find moderation is the key, here. :)

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    5. Re:obligatory Mander reference by PainKilleR-CE · · Score: 2, Interesting

      So basically you're talking about audio books, though apparently they've evolved slightly since the last time I bothered with one ;) I tend to think they serve their purpose well in situations such as driving long distances, but then I don't use them at all (the last one I tried to listen to was Stephen King's The Gunslinger, which just put me to sleep, in part because of Stephen King's voice).

      I like the smell of new paper (or even old paper at times) and the weight of a good book, as well as having it on my shelf to pull down at any time (with the only requirement being good light). At the same time, it's much more convenient for me to read text on the screen most of the time.

      As for social/antisocial, I find the skills I lack most in social situations are the ones that irritate me the most, such as interrupting people to get a word in or raising my voice to be heard over other people. I doubt I'll ever understand why people that do these things are considered social, when in reality they're simply trying to focus attention on themselves. Luckily, as long as I intend to stay with my girlfriend, she drags me out enough to keep me from being a complete hermit. On the whole, though, I tend to find most social engagements to be unproductive and boring, so I avoid them as much as I can.

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    6. Re:obligatory Mander reference by fucksl4shd0t · · Score: 1

      So basically you're talking about audio books, though apparently they've evolved slightly since the last time I bothered with one ;) I tend to think they serve their purpose well in situations such as driving long distances, but then I don't use them at all (the last one I tried to listen to was Stephen King's The Gunslinger, which just put me to sleep, in part because of Stephen King's voice).

      No, I'm talking about a flavor of children's book that's recently came out. It's video, and they read the book, but they show all the pictures out of the book. I suppose it could be considered a children's audio book, since a children's audio book would also require the pictures to be available. They're really fucking annoying. :)

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  119. Great by Joe+Tie. · · Score: 1

    I only watch a couple of shows on tv anyway. I'd be much happier paying for them on an individual basis, and in doing so casting a vote to keep them from being canceled. Please don't expect me to get teary eyed over the idea that I might lose such precious memories as watching football run over one of the shows I keep cable around for, and then seeing it canceled because people don't watch a show that dosn't air.

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  120. Do TiVo users really WATCH less ads? by rjwoodhead · · Score: 1

    My wife and I are long-time TiVo devotees. We can't imagine TV without TiVo (you readers without TiVo, how can you call yourselves true slashdottians?)

    Anyway, our commercial watching behavior is simple. We only watch the commercials that are interesting to us. Since we are not in the market for a truck, the Dodge Ram commercial gets skipped. And since I don't have a problem with feminine freshness, I rarely watch douche commercials.

    But the paradoxical thing is, we *see* all the commercials, albeit at 30x speed. I never miss a commercial because I'm making a cup of tea while it is on, so I actually see more commercials than I did before TiVo. It's just that we only *watch* the ones that are interesting.

    Also, we have noticed that those commercials (1-2 a night) that make it past the spam filter often influence us to buy something, because they are providing information that is useful to us. When my wife asks me to back up and replay a movie ad, it's a 95%+ shot we're going to see that movie (the creators of the new Ben Affleck SF flick will be delighted to know their message got through).

    What I've suggested several times to the TiVo folks is that they define a couple of video flags that let advertisers mark the important frames in the ad so that they can make a more effective presentation of the ad at 30x and 60x speeds. This will make it easier for me to decide if I want to *watch* a commercial.

    The next step for TiVo is to tag commercials with a "more info" button that jumps to a longer version of the commercial if there's one cached on the hard disc. That would be useful.

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  121. I tend to miss TV commercials anyway by Vandil+X · · Score: 1

    I almost always wait until commercial breaks to do something away from the tube, i.e. go to the bathroom, microwaving food, putting food plates away, switching from one room to another room, etc. So I actually never watch television commercials anyway.

    The advertisers make up for it though when they force you to watch advertisements during the opening previews at movie theaters and specially coded DVDs that force you to watch previews before allowing you to access to the DVD's menu (though you can fast forward).

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  122. And another one... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    And another one bites the dust!

  123. That's OK by anthony_dipierro · · Score: 1

    With the new bill legalizing spam, advertisers have a new place to go.

  124. Advertising as content by blackbear · · Score: 1

    I view advertisments as content. When I'm watching a show, which is then interupted by advertising, I often fast-forward. However, I've found that many times I stop and watch certian ads if they're interesting.

    For example, if IBM, Aflac, Geico, and others have a new ad then I'll stop and watch. They get my undivided attention instead of my half-listening-from-the-kitchen attention.

    I think that what we are seeing is the death of saturation advertising. After all, I have a copy of the add now. If I rewatch the show, the advertiser has a chance to get my attention again. But if I've seen an ad once, and paid attention, then why force me to watch it again. That will just make me resent the product. For example, I need to refinance my second mortgage. I am activly shopping, but I won't call Ditech. They pissed me off by advertising too much, and I'm sick of that phony bank rep. Traditional marketing says that I'm now more likely to have a positive image of the company because I'm aware of it's existance. That's not true. I now know that any ad they come up with is going to piss me off, so I look for their ads so that I can fast-forward or change the channel. Their extreme repitition has served to reenforce my disdain, and I haven't even done business with them.

    This seems to be an artifact of the DVR. I don't get up and leave the room as much because I can fast-forward. I even have a more positive attitude toward the ads I do watch because I'm not forced to watch them. But if a company has a lousey advertising campaign, and tries to inflict it on me often enough, then they will face the wrath of the remote.

  125. Tivo? What about eMule by Pedrito · · Score: 1

    I don't know about you guys, but I haven't had a T.V. for the past 3 months, since I moved back to Mexico. yeah, they have T.V. here, and actually really reasonable cable rates and satellite rates. But I've discovered that I can get most of my favorite shows off of eMule.

    I have no problem watch CSI or Stargate SG1 on my laptop. I could always buy a TV and plug the laptop into that as well. Let's face it, Divx does a pretty good job. So I'm finding it a little difficult to justify getting a TV or cable at this point.

  126. Re:WHEN to advertise(and keep the noise down) by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    We in England still get the Hour long programs split into fragments. We get to watch the two minute story intro, followed by the program introduction... and then adverts for around 5 minutes. Also the volume increases and i find myself constantly reaching for the volume control.

    I propose the adverts be limited to NEVER more than one break per hour, or once in a program with a running time of over 90 minutes.

    Television IS NOT an advertising medium, but a form of entertainment. Its about compromise, Ill put up with advertising if the advertisers will stop pissing me off by ruining TV programs by advertising to excess. magazines and junk mail I can just flip the page or throw in the bin, but TV? I dont have enough time to do the things i want to do, and they expect me to waste my time watching TV ads?

  127. Discovery Channel by Angram · · Score: 1

    "On the flip side, there is not much on regular television (or even most pay stations) that's worth watching anymore. There are only about one or two movies worth watching on HBO a month for example. Netflix is a much better value."

    All to true, yet even still there's just enough to keep me from commercials. The History Channel, Discovery Channel, Comedy Central, and ESPN are the only stations I watch regularly, and sports and movies are the only things I watch on other stations. That may not be much (considering that most programming on major networks is sitcom and reality, which I despise), but it's sufficient to give me something to watch during a commercial break. That, of course, means that I'm not seeing the ads even without a TiVo, so in-game ads and product placement in movies are the only things that I have a chance of seeing.

    The Discovery Channel has wised up, and is tying new specials to new movies (last night's Xtreme Martial Arts was tied to Tom Cruise's "The Last Samuri," featuring interviews, behind the scenes footage, and full commercials during the show). I expect other channels will follow suit, and I don't mind - the advert was relevant to what I was watching, unlike seeing "AOL 9.0" on the field during a football game.

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  128. Ever listened to a radio play? by Qzukk · · Score: 2, Informative

    Anyone old enough (or curious enough) to remember The Shadow will probably remember that he wouldn't have put anything other than Lipton in his cup.

    Many sponsor's ads during the radio play ages were performed inline with the show, by the show's performers, but still in such a way that they were clearly advertisements. Sure, not everything could be advertised this way, but it would probably bring back some of the creativity and interest in advertising that seems to have sunk into the world of the one-time superbowl ad.

    Advertisers know that people all over tune in to the superbowl just for the ads, yet they don't seem to be spending that kind of effort on a large scale to make every day ads that interesting. Sure, there are exceptions (usually humorous ads), but not enough to keep me glued to the set during show breaks.

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  129. What'll happen by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting


    What'll happen is that ads will be inserted into programming, as it already is with pro sports billboards and product placement contracts. This will get *really heavy* though, with the main characters saying things like "Whew, I'm beat, I think I'll have a Pepsi." Soon our TV will be as advertising-infested as our other public spaces.

    Any guesses when Brittany Spears gets a product logo tattooed on her hip?

  130. Don't VCR's hurt ad revenue? just as bad as DVR's? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I dont quite buy this DVR's are the end of advertising. The only difference between DVR's and VCR's as far as I can see is DVR's auto record and know when a show's time has changed (and suggest other shows someone might like). If someone really wanted to they could program their VCR to tape the same shows each week and pay attention to when the show moves etc and just change the tape every couple of days and then watch it again (fast forwarding through the commercials).

    So how is that different than DVR's, except for the lazy nature of American's not wanting to setup their VCR to do this?

    And critical mass is about 11%? Why is a relatively low percentage such a threat?

  131. Apple's everywhere by ianscot · · Score: 1
    This weekend I went to a cheerful, well-acted, totally commercial romantic comedy with 8,000 characters and less than one writer. It was a complete mediocrity, something like the best Love Boat episode you ever saw, and included maybe the most obvious product placement I've seen lately.

    At least Italian Job built the Minis into the plot. In this movie they interrupted a chase scene that was arguably the only action sequence in order to let one of the characters stand between two "New iMac" posters for about five dead seconds of screen time. Totally pointless, and how cheap do you need to be? I mean, have the actual computers do something, don't just stand up a couple of posters. Awfully lame. And if it wants to be subliminal, they need not to pause for five beats, the idiots...

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  132. The networks already have a solution! by WebGangsta · · Score: 3, Informative
    I don't see what the big deal is. The networks are already handling TiVo in their own way.

    For example, NBC has adjusted the schedule of their Thursday lineup by a minute or two so the Season Passes won't work. (For example, if you have a Season Pass for "ER" which starts at 9:58p, then TiVo will not automatically record "CSI" which runs from 9p-10p.)

    And I recall that one of the networks (NBC or ABC, if I recall correctly -- but I couldn't track down the article) did a study about commercial skipping on TiVo and came to the conclusion that people fast-forwarding through the quick subliminal commercial images that flash on the screen inbetween their shows are just as effected as if the viewer watched the entire commercial at regular speed. The network's thought was that TiVo wouldn't be a problem any more than VCRs were. It's the ReplayTV automatic "skip commercial" technology that the networks had problems with.

    (sidenote: in 1999, NBC invested money in TiVo)

    1. Re:The networks already have a solution! by tgibbs · · Score: 1
      For example, NBC has adjusted the schedule of their Thursday lineup [pvrblog.com] by a minute or two so the Season Passes won't work. (For example, if you have a Season Pass for "ER" which starts at 9:58p, then TiVo will not automatically record "CSI" which runs from 9p-10p.)
      It's a dangerous game. NBC is implicitly betting that "ER" is so highly valued by viewers than not only all other shows in its (nominal) time slot, but also all other shows in the preceding time slot. That's a lot of weight to put on a shown in its umteenth season. A lot of TiVo owners will respond by simply downgrading ER's priority below whatever shows are in the 9-10 slot.
    2. Re:The networks already have a solution! by WebGangsta · · Score: 1
      I know -- that's why I still use the trusty VCR for the NBC "Must Sleep Through" Thursday night programming, and TiVo for the important stuff.

      NBC's little programming manuever was so weird, TiVo customer service received a ton of phone calls asking why TiVo didn't record "ER" or "Friends" at the beginning of the season. TiVo had to put out a service bulletin/announcement about NBC's reworking and to remind folks to take a look at their season passes and To Do lists to verify what would actually be recorded.

      There really are 3 programming strategies at work here:

      1. Normal Programming: Networks show a program, and then repeat it during the summer. Or the program is in syndication (or will be soon). Solution: if you miss one airing, you'll be able to catch it again whenever. No big deal, other than watercooler talk. Example: Friends, Everyone Loves Raymond.

      2. Series Event Programming: Network series that do not repeat, and if you miss one episode, you're out of the loop. Critically important to watch in the order they appear, especially if you want to avoid spoilers. Example: Survivor, 24, Joe Millionaire, Big Brother. Most cult-followed shows (Alias, X-Files, Buffy, et al) would normally fall in this category, aside from the fact that these shows do get repeated on a regular basis, as opposed to the more specialized programming.

      3. The repeat ad-naseum method -- perfect for TiVo users who know that if they miss one airing of a program tonight, you can still catch the 11pm or 1am showing and have it waiting for you in the morning. My favorite cable programming manuever as it doesn't tie me down to a specific time to watch a program. Best part is that it lets you timeshift programs out of primetime, freeing up TiVo for other important recording. Examples: Sportscenter, and almost anything on MTV, TLC, Discovery Channel.
  133. Remember that the networks invested in TiVO.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Just a quick reminder: all major US television networks, some of the cable networks, and some of the satellite networks were investors (some still are) in TiVO and have had major input into its development. That's why there's no 30-second skip out of the box -- they were afraid of its impact on ad revenues. So if ad-supported TV is doomed by TiVO, the networks actually have had a hand in their own demise.

  134. Let's just by pass all these middle men. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

    I hate all these producers and channels limiting what I can see. They have reduced a tool that could have been the best teaching tool ever created to mindless drivel anyway.

    The internet allows us to go to a whole new distribuion model.

    Imagine being able to download a free new show from the internet and watch it, and the only cost is a 60 second comercial at the beginning explaining the company that brought this show to you and promoting a single item.

    Also, you would be free to burn these shows to CD and give them to your friends as long as the ad was left in place. If the media player could report back to the original provider when the ad is viewed, then this could guarantee that they get all their revenue from all the ad views.

    Also, you get to choose which kinds of comercials you would like to see. Personally I would love to see comercials about high tech gagets or movie trailers that are similar to those shows that I already requested. If I never see a hemroid or femine itch comercial again, that will be too soon. If the server could remember the ads that I have already seen and never send me a duplicate ad, even better.

    Imagine a device like a Tivo, but instead of (or in addition to?) getting a feed from a tv channel it gets a feed from the internet, and everyone gets to request what they want to see. All the boxes work in a giant peer to peer network and work all the time to load up a hard drive with a few hundred hours of content.

    This could work for music too, a short minute ad before each album.

    1. Re:Let's just by pass all these middle men. by cubicledrone · · Score: 1

      Also, you would be free to burn these shows to CD and give them to your friends as long as the ad was left in place.

      The ads would immediately be removed and replaced with "YEAAHH!! OWN3DZZZ D0000DZZZZZZZ!!"

      Because it must be freeeeee or it might feed somebody, and we can't have that.

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  135. Too true. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Like a dotcom business model, the US tries to make up for a lack in quality by upping quantity.

    The result is that USians have more of worse things, e.g. the TV ads, patents, ...

    Unfortunately the US is very good at exporting its economic model, so Europe will suffer too.

    1. Re:Too true. by lordmage · · Score: 1

      This may be a troll but..

      Please respect the United States of America citizens by calling us what we wish to be called: "Americans".

      We have Canadians, and Mexicans, and Americans. We are not USians as we choose not to be called that. Do you call someone "Mike" which they wish to be called "Micheal"? They tell you once.. and you respect them.

      So I ask you to call USA Citizens: Americans.

      Thank you for your time.

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    2. Re:Too true. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      I believe that USian is being used with a negative connotation here, as it generally is. The post you replied to insinuated that "USians" will export the plague of advertising elsewhere, which is probably true.

      Think of it as using the terms "Canuck" or "Limey".

  136. New Paradigms by BenBenBen · · Score: 1

    When is our advertising>demand>sales culture going to give way to a quality>demand>sales one?

    Manufacturers seem to have become convinced that a soft drink with a flashy, basketball-endorsed campaign will sell, whereas a soft drink that is refreshing, tasty and *value for money* has no merit?

    This applies to all genres of product - I'll give a friend's recommendation about 11,000% more credence than some TV ad, and I only buy products that are genuinely

    • Value for money
    • Of a quality suitable for appreciation
    • and haven't been made by a Chinese political dissident in some camp in Shenzen.

    If only the music industry, food makers etc would listen. Stop telling us what is good and cool, and let true market forces dictate success. Obviously the success of convenient and easy P2P apps shows HyperGlobalMegaNet for what they are - outdated, increasingly irrelevant and outrageously selfish.

    Oh, and I use a TiVo for all of the above reasons. Last I checked Disney(R, FL) hadn't made commercial-watching compulsory, or made commericals an attractive viewing proposition. Does throwing away the crap in my New Scientist mean that I am stealing that?

    Why does no-one get that WE are the power and THEY are the supplier?

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  137. this is a good thing by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Im all for subscription TV without any ads at all, The worst thing about TV is the loud, annoying irritating and pushy ads.
    Even the BBC has ads, albeit for its own programmes, but they are just as annoying as the commercial ads.
    Id happily pay a monthly subscription for ad-free channels.

  138. You forgot the best one... by elcid73 · · Score: 1

    Demolition man == Taco Bell

    1. Re:You forgot the best one... by Bake · · Score: 1

      Or in the international version. Pizza Hut.

  139. GOOD! by thafreak · · Score: 1

    I'm so sick of PAYING to watch cable and STILL having to watch stupid comercials!! I'm already paying for crying out loud! I should either get cable for free and pay by watching ads, or I should pay for cable and get ZERO ads... So I'm glad that ad companies are losing money! They should lose money. They've screwed me long enough, now it's my turn to do some screwin...er um...you know what I mean!

    1. Re:GOOD! by thafreak · · Score: 1

      Oops...didn't realize someone had basically already said the same thing...oh well....guess that means it must be true right?!?!

  140. Cockroaches survive because they adapt by thumbtack · · Score: 1

    to changing conditions, its a shame the advertisisers don't adapt as well. Imagine having a segement at the begining of a program much like PBS does. "This program brought to you by (insert favorite advertiser here)". Plus there are already a number of paid product placements on televison programs (although they go to the producers).

    Besides I don't beleive that 30% of the people don't have to pee or need a snack....

  141. isn't it obvous?.... by true_majik · · Score: 1

    isn't it obvous? all they have to do is make funny/stupid/revealing commercials then they make a collection of those commercials and make it into a "world's funniest commercials" , then people WILL sit and watch em :)

  142. Re:surely its a good thing by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    There is one big problem with TV advertising.

    The only thing that people advertise is the crap that nobody wants. Products which actually sell on their merits don't need advertising, people will seek them out.

    When I was last in the USA I found TV was unwatchable because ads would happen in the middle of a sentance.

    The world would be a better place without TV ads, so surely this is a GOOD thing. Why would anyone except TV ad makers care if they go?

  143. Professionals!? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You're far, far too generous, actors are not professionals, sorry. The Professions are: Medecine, Law, Engineering. That is all. A profession requires that its practitioners have a code of ethics that they are required to adhere to. Ethics, that part is important. And they are answerable to their peers (not plebes, other people in their profession). But thanks for playing.

    1. Re:Professionals!? by Overzeetop · · Score: 1

      I'd say something about Law and ethics but...well...

      I'm a Professional Engineer

      A professional is anyone who engages in a function for money. I could be a professional slashdot reader if CmdrTaco would just drop a dollar in the mail to me each month for my loyal readership. now a Professional (note the capitalization) has traditionally been someone from one of the service businesses who trades on his or her intellectual abilities. Several professions are traditional, and I would include accountants and maybe even architects in your list. I'm sure there are others who might qualify. Some might go so far as to include most upper corporate management.

      Since you've included engineers, I will assume you are one, since the purists tend to stop at Medicine and Law. Accountants usually get added because they have to take a test and they have good a marketing arm of their national society. Engineers used to hold higher regard than they do nowadays, partly due to the reduced role of the professional engineer in consumer products and partly due to negligible marketing. Most folks outside of my profession who see my signature appended with "PE" ask what it means. I don't think that would be the case for an MD, DDS, or CPA.

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    2. Re:Professionals!? by kryptkpr · · Score: 1

      Mabey you need to change your "PE" into a "P.Eng"? :)

      I agree about the lack of marketing though.. I'm in my second year of a four year computer engineering degree (@ McMaster), and this program is the hardest thing that I've ever even attempted to do in my life .. Engineers totally deserve recognition, if for nothing else, then for the mind bending they're subjected to in university!

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    3. Re:Professionals!? by Grishnakh · · Score: 1

      I'm a professional electrical engineer (not a PE), and I completely disagree. Engineering is nothing like law or medicine, or even accounting. Engineers are just glorified technicians. We get paid only slightly more than technicians, but have to work extra long hours since we're salaried. We only do what our corporate employers tell us to do. Ethics? You're kidding, right? If we don't do what our managers tell us to, we're fired.

      As for the PE, that's useless. If you're an engineer at Motorola or Boeing or Intel or wherever, going to the trouble of getting a PE license is a complete waste of time and money. Companies are already laying us off left and right so they can hire engineers in India and China instead; how is being a PE going to prevent that?

      If you want to be a real Professional, go into a profession that actually gets some respect, like law, medicine, or accounting. Not only will you get respect, you'll get a level of pay commensurate with the amount of effort you put into getting into that profession. This is something you'll never get as an engineer, unless you get into upper management.

    4. Re:Professionals!? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      As a teacher, and a member of the profession that made it possible for you to write that response, I'm glad to know I'm not a professional.

  144. Note to Hollywood, I don't always skip commercials by Beebos · · Score: 1

    While it is nice to skip through commercials with my Replay, I do not always do it. I am usually puttering around the house while watching t.v., so I don't always seek out the remote when a commerical break comes up and just suffer through the banality.

  145. Here is a briliant idea to help save TV ads... by jonwil · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Too bad the technology isnt there yet for it.

    Basicly, the idea is that the ads are targeted based on the viewer. For example, geeks are more likely to buy computer gear so they would get more ads for the latest PC gizmos. And housewives are more likely to buy things like cleaners so they would get more ads for cleaners, detergents and such.

    Better yet is if the viewer could choose the categories of ads they get (everyone would get the same number of ads but they would get a mixture from whichever categories they picked, perhaps with a requirement to choose at least n categories)
    Example catetories:
    Financial services (i.e. credit cards, home loans, bank accounts etc)
    Electrical (i.e. TV sets, stereos, DVD players etc)
    Movies (i.e. ads for movies that are in the cinemas or coming out on video)
    Junk Food (i.e. ads for hamburgers, chicken, subs, ice creams, chips, lollies etc)
    Health Food (i.e. ads for breakfast cereals & other generally healthy food)
    Boys Toys (i.e. things like GI Joe, Transformers, Pokemon, Star Wars, Action Man etc)
    Girls Toys (i.e. things like Barbie, Baby Born etc)
    Toys (i.e. things that are unisex like LEGO, Pool Toys etc)
    Music (although I suspect that music would be big enough to warrant a split up into things like Classical Music, Rock & Roll, Rap, Pop, Jazz etc)
    Technology (i.e. ads for things like MP3 players, Cellular Phones, PDAs, Computer Gear etc)

    Some ads might be in more than one category (for example, an ad for a McDonalds Happy Meal featuring Disney Movie toys might appear under Toys, Fast Food and Movies)

    The real looser would be those companies that advertize/sell things which you dont want and would never buy were it not for the pursuasive marketing campaign. For example, its doubtfull that many people here would be interested in Credit Cards & would probobly choose not to watch ads for them (I know I wouldnt, I dont have one and dont want one). On the other hand, its a good bet that at least some of the people (not necessarily here but in general) who arent interested in Credit Cards and who would not select to watch ads for them have been convinced by one of those ads to buy a credit card.

    Basicly, this problem essentially boils down to the fact that certain kinds of ads wont be selected by enough people (for example, its likely that kids will probobly all want to select "toys" and "video games" and "movies" and probobly "pop music" but who would voluntarily pick "finantial services" unless they were specificly looking for such things.

    Not to mention the case of things that you would never have thought of buying in a million years but which you decide to buy after seeing the ad (for example, someone who is not a classical music fan per se might not select "classical music" but at the same time that same person might be likely to consider going to a concert if they saw an ad for it).

    Another problem is the case where you already have something (such as a home loan) and have no plans to switch. Therefore, you would probobly not select "home loans" (say) and wouild be less likely to be sucked in by the "you already have this but the one we have is better, buy from us" marketing trick.

    Another problem is how to decide which category a given ad falls under. For example, what categories should a 15% off everything at kmart sale fall under?

    Plus, what about ads like "anti-drug" ads or whatever, do you really think that a teenage drug-adict is going to want to watch ads designed to help kick him off the habit?

  146. Broadcast Flag by crow · · Score: 1

    Broadcasters have already won the first battle to restrict PVRs. The Broadcast Flag on HDTV will let them control the ability of PVRs to record their shows. As more people move towards HDTV, the networks will regain their control. And the people who are most interested in HDTV are generally the same set of people who are most interested in PVRs.

    Fortunately, there's still another 18 months (I think until June 2005) to buy an ATSC tuner card for your computer that ignores the broadcast flag, so you can build your own TiVo-like system.

  147. Yes, drive away the TiVo-owning demographic! by phillymjs · · Score: 3, Insightful

    I don't see what the big deal is. The networks are already handling TiVo in their own way.

    Yeah, they're driving away 18-to-34 year-old males, the demographic segment most likely to own a TiVo.

    How? Shitty programming that doesn't interest men. One lame reality show after another. Even the basic cable mainstays are sissifying their shows-- I used to watch Discovery and TLC a lot, now practically all they have are semi-disguised "decorating" shows and junk like "A Dating Story."

    The only network with shows I actually watch is FOX, and even they do dumb shit like "Skin"-- maybe it was an interesting show somewhat aimed at men, but you're not gonna beat Monday Night Football with anything acceptable enough to be run on broadcast television-- and you might not even beat it with Naked Lesbian Jell-O Wrestling.

    Spike TV actually has the right idea-- they ran a James Bond movie marathon during most of the holiday weekend, and unless it was Simpsons time or there was something more interesting on the History Channel, that's what I "watched" if I had the TV on while I was doing something else.

    ~Philly

    1. Re:Yes, drive away the TiVo-owning demographic! by WebGangsta · · Score: 1
      18-to-34 year-old males, the demographic segment most likely to own a TiVo

      Friends of mine have noticed that the "bloop-bloop" noise that TiVo makes for its remote operations has been scientifically tuned to the male's ear. When I have people over to the house and fast-forward through something, all the guys' heads turn at the bloop-bloop noise, while all the women barely notice.

      But I digress...

      Even the basic cable mainstays are sissifying their shows-- I used to watch Discovery and TLC a lot, now practically all...

      TLC and Discovery air their 'decorating' and 'dating' shows during the day when stay-at-home moms are most likely to be watching. They're just trying to compete with soap operas and talk shows. At night, Discovery and TLC air things like "Poker Showdown" and "Monster Machines". Even Bravo (an "artsy" channel mostly aimed at women) is getting into the poker/gambling area with their Celebrity Poker Showdown series starting this week. No, networks and their programming aren't the ones that are keeping people from buying TiVo.

      And NBC has been doing fine against MNF with Fear Factor and Las Vegas, 2 programs aimed at the same audience that football wants. The problem with MNF is that for the most part, the only people who care about the game are those people (a) in the fan base for the 2 teams playing, (b) those with playoff issues on the outcome, (c) fantasy football nuts, or (d) people with money riding on the game. I watch all the games every Sunday (whether at home or at the local bar), but I couldn't tell you the last time I made it a point to sit and watch a MNF game.

      Besides, crappy programming is what TiVo *wants* the networks to throw out there. It forces TiVo users to be selective in what they choose to record and watch on their own time. Don't like what's currently airing? Then let's see what's on the TiVo from last week!

      Spike TV running the James Bond marathon is just stealing from TBS's playbook usually scheduled for February. But with the JB box set just released, those folks who are really into Bond have the ability to run their own marathon.

      TiVo's biggest hurdle to overcome was availability. You heard about it, but couldn't find a store that carried it. Now they're in stock most of the time at the local store.

      TiVo should have given BestBuy or CircuitCity 100 units per store to sell on Black Friday at a cheap-cheap-cheap price. Figure an average of 5 stores per major market, and limit it to the top 20 markets = 10,000 units. Sell the 40-hour units for $129 instead of $199 (or $149 with rebate) and bring it closer to the price-point that DVD players were 2 years ago). TiVo might still make money on the units, but definitely will make it on the subscriptions. 10,000 additional subscribers = between $1.5m and $2.4m revenue.

      Of course, I could be wrong.

    2. Re:Yes, drive away the TiVo-owning demographic! by gmhowell · · Score: 1

      What JB 'just released' set? It's been re-released. I've had all three sets for a few years now. Guess the marketing works.

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  148. Time Warner offers PVR in NYC by monkeybrainsoup · · Score: 0

    Even the cable companies are offering us to switch out our only 1-year old digital cable boxes for newer suped up models that have some degree of PVR functionality (I think its about 30 hrs) - and at only 6 bucks extra / month, its pretty cheap too.

  149. Collaborative advert skipping by throwaway18 · · Score: 1

    A geeky idea occours to me.

    Pressing a button to skip a commercial is annoying if you are trying to do somthing else while watching TV. Imagine lots of PVR's hooked up to the internet. The PVR's talk to each other and form groups that are showing the same channel. When someone hits the skip-commercial button his PVR sends out some UDP packets addresses to other PVR's that are watching the same channel. The other PVR's send out relay packets to half a dozens others and so on so the messges gets out as quickly as possible and one PVR dosn't have to directly inform a hundred others.

    A cancel-skip button would take you back to befor the skip and reduce the repuatation of the person who just pressed the wrong button on the remote or deliberatly caused a bad skip. People who cause bad skips get ignored.

    Plenty of scope for options, eg immediate skip versus on-screen text "autoskip in 3...2...1", learn mode to find other people who use the skip button at the same time you do etc, require several votes to skip when there are over a dozen people watching the same channel.

    It would not need a huge mass of people to be usefull. Three or four people who happen to watch TV at the same time would be enough.

  150. I for one... by jav1231 · · Score: 1

    Don't own a TiVo. I think they're great, don't get me wrong. But with cable running me $60mth for only 100 channels I can't see adding the subscription to TiVo anytime soon. There will always be a market for TV. The big 3 networks thought cable would kill them, and it didn't. PVR's won't kill TV either. This is the same paranoia that keeps the RIAA and MPAA pursuing 15 year olds for trading Britany Spears songs.

  151. Re:In two years, the total was something like $6.8 by mbourgon · · Score: 1
    5 cents probably wouldn't do it, it would take a bit more than that. Here are two examples:
    • Buffy the Vampire Slayer: Cost=$2.3 million (based on reports during network negotiation between WB/UPN). Viewers= approx 6 million. Cost Per Viewer: 38 cents.
    • Friends: Cost=$7.2 million (based on 8 minutes of ads, at $450,000 per 30 seconds). Viewers: approx 20 million. Cost per viewer: 36 cents.


    The one really impressive thing I noticed when looking this up was the ratings. The top rated show November 17-23 was CSI, watched by approximately 16 million homes. That's out of 100 million homes. So the best-watched show on TV is only watched by 1 out of 6 households? And they're getting how much per ad? But, you could support a TV show for $8-$10 per season. Granted, that adds up, but not bad.
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  152. it may not destroy it... by argStyopa · · Score: 1

    but i certainly hope that it causes companies to rethink their entire identificatory-ad model.

    OK, nike spends $X million for a 30-second ad during the superbowl. Do they really need name recognition? Would anyone not know Nike if they didn't have ads like this?

    The marketplace is increasingly becoming dominated by consumers who actively seek the info they need, and/or who are generally sophisticated enough to ignore the bulk of crap-ads on television, radio, etc ANYWAY. More and more sales (I imagine) are becoming the result of the freer exchange of information BETWEEN consumers - an avenue that was (pre-Internet) limited to one's social circle and possibly Consumer Reports. Quick - name the last purchase over $100 that you didn't research on the internet?

    When I look at the massive budgets companies spend on advertising I wonder - "could this money:"
    a) be saved
    b) be reinvested to make a better product
    c) lower the sales price for the same profitability?

    Perhaps the demise of the current profit model will make companies actually LOOK at these numbers, instead of accepting them as gospel.

    IMO what's happening is that PUSH advertising is dying. Someone will eventually realize this, and their market advantage (they're not spending money that others are) will prove irrefutable.

    Alternately, the ad money will be spent more wisely, on truly interesting/entertaining advertising campaigns - the BMW mini-movies, the Volkswagen or Sprite ads (almost always entertaining), etc. - there you have name recognition without an obvious push.

    It *still* doesn't make me want to buy a Beemer or drink Sprite, but I'm more likely to at least have a positive opinion of a company that has a sense of humor, and the wisdom to not shove their product up my nose to sell it.

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  153. The observation is not new by srmalloy · · Score: 2, Informative
    So what ? Television can sustain itself without the revenue from advertising ? Then too bad for the broadcasters, but they don't have a protected right to a profitable state of business. I, for one, am looking forward to the death of advertisement.
    "There has grown up in the minds of certain groups in this country the notion that because a man or corporation has made a profit out of the public for a number of years, the government and the courts are charged with the duty of guaranteeing such profit in the future, even in the face of changing circumstances and contrary public interest."
    -- Robert A. Heinlein
  154. The same thing happened when the remote came out. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    In order to get the numbers from the article you would have to assume to much: That people are only taping and watching tv, thus never watching a commercial. And the other is that all commercials are watched and are effective. The same thing happened when the remote came out.

  155. noises off! by bferrell · · Score: 1

    Plenty of people already turn off the sound during commercials. Is there that much of a difference?

    It's sort of annoying to me... I sort of like commercials... Some of them are funny. The placement of a given commercial tells you who they think is watching.

  156. Ohh no! by miffo.swe · · Score: 1

    Then they have to start selling their products by reputation and by quality! Oy we!

    Ads are just a way to sell things that isnt good enough to be sold by their own. A side effect of the ad-based selling we see today is the decline in quality in most markets.

    With good enough marketing you can sell outright crap wich kind of makes the free market miss its best feature.

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  157. Go 'premium' by buddha42 · · Score: 1
    Personally I would love it if every channel went the way of the 'premimums'. That is, you pay for it, and lose the ads.

    There's oodles of benefits, just think about it
    - the programming quality is usualy better
    - its a much more direct 'vote-with-your-wallet' business model
    - stations could focus more on their audience than bending to the advertisers presure to appeal to everyone (like get this, TechTV could actualy get... dare I say it... technical!
    - The FCC pretty much sits on the sidelines

    I have digital cable right now with something like 200 channels, but I've only tagged about 25 of them as my 'favorites' and those are the only ones I even flip through.

  158. Re:In two years, the total was something like $6.8 by Call+Me+Black+Cloud · · Score: 1

    I kept track for two years of the money I spent because of seeing something advertised on TV. In two years, the total was something like $6.82.

    I don't think this is something you can know. How can you measure brand recognition? A lot of processing goes on subconsciously; there's no way to know if seeing an ad repeatedly for brand x made you more favorable to that product at the subconscious level. Or perhaps you saw a character on a show stop by Wendy's, and the next day for lunch you're craving a single with cheese.

    Just being aware a product exists is worth something to the advertiser. "Hey, I need a new razor. I wonder if that Mach 3 is any good?" So you buy a Mach 3, not attributing the sale to the ad you saw 3 months before, but the fact you were aware of the product made you consider it.

  159. Destroy ad-supported *what*? by mwood · · Score: 1

    Oh, yeah, television. I remember TV. It's what we used to watch before we got all these DVDs. Aside from Jeopardy! I can't recall when I last watched video coming from outside my house. It's just not worth my time.

  160. advertising doesn't work anymore anyway by sbma44 · · Score: 1
    at least not in the way it was designed to.

    Let's face it: we're saturated. A 15 second spot saying "Widget X is 15% better than crappy old Widget Y" is unlikely to work the way it may once have, given that there is an equal and opposite amount of Widget Y propaganda out there. Admittedly, there are exceptions -- take McDonald's and Coca Cola, for instance. In fact, any time I mention Coca Cola's market dominance my 20something peers immediately jump into a defense of its superior taste. Hint to them: you are drones.

    Commercials are increasingly amusing, unusual or abstract. It's downhill from here. Sure, IBM's horrible, *horrible* Linux ads may be better today than a vanilla ad saying "Linux is good and here's why". But a vanilla ad in 1985 saying "Linux is good and here's why" would have been immensely more effective.

    Advertising must be novel to be effective. Unfortunately this means it always needs to be placed in new places, which means it will be ever-more intrusive on our daily lives. The death of the 30 second TV spot is just a tiny upside to the horrific travesty of the commodification of our private lives.

    1. Re:advertising doesn't work anymore anyway by micq · · Score: 1

      hmm.. i like ibm's linux ad, the one with the little boy learning everything... though i think you have to have an understanding of oss to understand what they're talking about "what he learns, we all learn" etc...

      I'm waiting for the point where ads will be yanked and people like me who can't justify the $$$ for a tivo will benefit from less ads...

    2. Re:advertising doesn't work anymore anyway by Zed2K · · Score: 1

      "In fact, any time I mention Coca Cola's market dominance my 20something peers immediately jump into a defense of its superior taste. Hint to them: you are drones."

      Hint to you: It does taste the best. Pepsi is nasty. Pepsi commercials are really good but that doesn't influence me or millions of others to run out and drink Pepsi.

      I also happen to think that some car commercials are really good also, but no way would I ever buy the car they are advertising.

      I guarantee you I'm not alone in thinking the way I do.

    3. Re:advertising doesn't work anymore anyway by stanmann · · Score: 1

      Coke is nasty, It tastes like sticking my tongue across a 9V battery... OTOH, I prefer the taste of Mountain Dew(AKA the distilled essence of mountain goat piss) of course that has to do with the bang... vs bite... preference...

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  161. Question about the economics of product placement by karji · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Suppose product placement completely replaces commercial breaks.

    Then TV stations would get their revenue from film producers (who would in turn get it from product manufacturers). Which means stations would actually get paid to show a film, rather than have to pay to show it.

    Means film producers would be willing to pay you to see it, hence not run after you if you make an illegal copy.

    So movie piracy might not be a crime anymore, in the future, as it benefits movie producers who will earn more income from product placement because of the popularity of the movie.

    What do you think?

  162. Stop whining by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I guess they are assuming that all DVR users don't watch Live TV, which isn't true. Plus did they ever think that DVR users maybe watch more TV then they ever did before.

    www.emergants.com

  163. Re:DRM forced commercial watching by Overzeetop · · Score: 1

    Because they're going to drop your precious analog broadcast and render any channel but "3" useless. Then you'll go out and buy a set top box like a good little lemming.

    Don't worry, it's still a couple of years off. If you don't agree willingly, you'll be beaten into submission. There's still time to repent. ;-)

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  164. It's Official: TV is Dead. by Master+Controll+Prog · · Score: 2, Insightful
    The End of TV

    [ed. note: in the following text, former TV developer Master Controll Program gives his reasons for abandoning TV]

    When I stood for election to the TV core team nearly two years ago, many of you will recall that it was after a long series of debates during which I maintained that too much organisation, too many rules and too much formality would be a bad thing for the project.

    Today, as I read the latest discussions on the future of the TV project, I see the same problem; a few new faces and many of the old going over the same tired arguments and suggesting variations on the same worthless schemes. Frankly I'm sick of it.

    TV used to be fun. ...

    I'm sorry. I can't go on. It's too fuckin easy.

    Read the rest of this comment...

  165. This just in... by pbrammer · · Score: 1
    "DVR users skip at least two-thirds of commercials and the 'collective impact represents a threat to revenue and cash flow growth that cannot be offset ..."
    VCR users skip at least two-thirds of commercials and the 'collective impact represents a threat to revenue and cash flow growth that cannot be offset ...

    Haven't we been here before?

    Phil
  166. MIssed a big one. by way2trivial · · Score: 1
    you missed one..
    every contemporary movie lately,

    tell me, where can I buy a cordless phone with the at&t logo under the mouthpiece.

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  167. People can't do math. by MemoryAid · · Score: 2, Informative
    Fifteen percent DVR penetration implies that 9.1 percent of all ads would not be watched and that advertisers would be overpaying by 9.1 percent

    I am not a marketing professional, but if 9.1 percent of adds are skipped, that would seem to imply a 10% overpayment. If 100% of adds are skipped, does that mean that marketers are paying only twice what they are worth? (100% overpayment) For that matter, where did the 9.1% figure come from anyway? Two thirds of 15%?

    I will leave the math as an exercise for the reader.

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    1. Re:People can't do math. by gordguide · · Score: 1

      You make a common mis-assumption. It is common because when people do the "back of the napkin test" the 10% figure seems to work.

      10% of ads are skipped, so it now costs 110% of your quoted price to reach each user. So far, so good, passes the napkin test. Must be right.

      But it's not. Let's use a more obvious example first:

      The 100% overpayment level happens when 50% of ads are skipped.

      Rate per viewer x Actual viewers = Actual Rate per viewer
      Assume $1 per viewer quoted; and expected audience of 100; billed $100

      $1x50 = $50
      $100/50 = $2
      You were supposed to pay $1 per viewer, therefore $2/$1 = 100% overpayment.

      At 100% of ads skipped, overpayment is infinite; you paid something and got nothing.

      To see where the napkin test failed:
      $1x90= $90 So far, so good.

      This is where people screw up:
      $100/90= $1.11
      $1.11/100= 11% overpayment (not 10% as most people assume)

      The confusion results from using the "easy math" example of 100 in our head; which is also equal to 100 in % basis.

      So it sets us up to confuse a dime with 10%. It's only a dime if you start with a dollar.

      The figure quoted of 9.1% loss of viewers gives us figure of almost exactly 10% overpayment. It wasn't rounded off (much; it's 1.1001100110011 ~ etc).

    2. Re:People can't do math. by MemoryAid · · Score: 1
      The assumption you attributed to me was a quote from the article. That's what I tried to convey with the italics.

      Other than that, I must commend you on your treatment of the math involved. I never expected that level of detail when I invited the reader to do the math for himself. But, then again, this is Slashdot, and hey -- Free Math Problem! :-)

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  168. Deregulation and Greed by Jack+Auf · · Score: 2, Insightful

    The crux of the matter, for me anyway, is the quantity not the quality. This has occurred as a direct result of deregulation to both television and radio. To alleviate the onslaught of television advertising I bought Tivo, for radio I bought an iPod car adaptor and simply stopped listening to anything other than NPR.

    During the 80's the average number of commercials run hourly was 10 to 12 when the federal government regulated commercial time. Since deregulation the average is about 20 commercials.

    I see three viable choices for the future:

    1) Change the compensation method. Harry Shearer had an item on his radio show awhile ago that it would cost about $280 annually from every TV watcher to do away with ads completely. Do something similar to what the UK and the BBC do now. It would give the content producers more freedom as well, no more sponsor pressure to change this or that.

    2) Cable companies need to change. ATM I pay about $80 for 250+ channels of crap I mostly don't watch and about 8 channels that I do. Let me pay $1-$2 per month for the channels I *do* want and pass the extra back to the networks that I support. The networks would then have more incentive to have better programming and less incentive for advertising. The cable company has to pay a monthly fee for every channel they carry - let the consumers decide via the marketplace which are worthy of survival.

    3) Tivo/RePlay and FF past the commercials if networks don't get a clue. I suspect sometime soon we'll see a major television set manufacturer embed a Tivo, or a Tivo like device, in the set itself.

    If the content producers and networks think they can get around this with product placement they are just wrong. In my house we have a game: anytime we see product placement in a show we all shout "Product Placement!". The key to stripping its power is to be aware of it (and making fun of it also helps).

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  169. Banner adverts by gilesjuk · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Maybe banner adverts will be used?

    1. Re:Banner adverts by ps_inkling · · Score: 1
      Many broadcasters and local stations are trying out advertising within the program you are watching. Currently, they're just reminding you of what you're watching (UPN), or to tell you what's coming on next (Discovery Channel). But, they're banner ads you can't skip without skipping the content you are interested in.

      Granted, these banners are not available to the advertisers. But, when when regular commercial revenue goes down due to commercial skipping, I'm sure the broadcasters will make them available. Honestly, I'm surprised they're not already available -- there's no way to skip it, and you're guaranteed to get the eyeballs of (nearly) 100% of the audience of the program.

      Every time I see one of those banners at the bottom of the screen, I instinctively look for the configuration menu to turn off Flash animations.

  170. Make it up with cheap programming? by bigdavex · · Score: 2, Interesting

    On the other hand, cheap content (e.g., Reality and cheap animation) is finding a lot of success. I think the TV business will be OK.

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  171. Ob "History of the World" Reference by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Funny

    I was thinking of 3 tablet PCs, but one of them BSODs.

    1. Re:Ob "History of the World" Reference by ShavenYak · · Score: 1

      I have formulated a law, I call it the Law of Brooks. It states that no conversation can go beyond a certain length of time, or any online discussion beyond a certain number of posts, without a perfect opportunity to reference or quote a Mel Brooks film popping up. I haven't yet determined the numbers involved, but I think they're astonishingly small.

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  172. nothing new here by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ..i always fast forward through adverts on my VHS ...this is exactly the same - but with digital
    recording. nothing new here. move along.

  173. proposed new models are too short-sighted by tr0p · · Score: 2, Interesting

    How long do you think it will take for people to achieve a "television-on-demand" peer-to-peer network similar to what kazaa has done with music? The infra-structure for this is already going in to place. How many hard-drives in tivo units are saving television programs across the US? With hard-drives, solid state memory, and DVD burners getting cheaper by the day, it won't be long until a group of tech savvy people on broadband connections bypass all standard tv show distribution methods in favor of peer-to-peer, maybe even bit-torrent type tv show distributions. (I can see another failing business model: commercials during the download time) And once they start it, its not gonna stop. The thing that worries me is that the cost of producing a high-quality television program utterly dwarfs the cost of producing a record. The economics are simple: if its free to consume, consumers aren't going to pay for it. It is conceivable how music will survive peer-to-peer (performing-artist != starving-artist), but how can quality tv shows? Will it come down to giving up privacy for happiness?

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  174. Cry me a river . . . by SurfTheWorld · · Score: 2, Informative

    Oh boo hoo! I've had TiVo for years and it *has* revolutionized the way that I watch TV. Yes it's nice to be able to watch what TV I want to watch when I want to watch it, but equally important is the ability to skip over commercials.

    Americans are bombarded with advertising, and it's a filthy business. Everywhere you turn there's an advertisement launched at you. They're even so sleezy that they mark up prices so that they can say they are 30% off and make a sale.

    What irks me is when I listen to a radio program or watch a television program and the actual content is only 3/4 of what is played. Some simpsons episodes are as short as 18 minutes! Other shows run for 22, but jeez - 18 minutes?! That's almost 50% commercials! Doesn't that seem ridiculous?

    TiVO has simply made us the consumer more aware of the amount of advertising flung at us on a daily basis. The advertisers are going to have to find some other business model, because I believe that when TiVO takes off there will be no going back.

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  175. Documentaries about cheese and 'Coupling'... by ErnstKompressor · · Score: 1

    ...do not neccesarily equal "Most of the best TV shows available"...Now, I'm off to Wally World...

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  176. offtopic, but... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I know this is offtopic, but: I was watching some show (60 minutes? Dateline?) where they were following families who were living 'at or below' the poverty line. These were families that were getting food from the food bank, et cetera. As the cameras went inside one family's home, I couldn't help being *floored* that this family that was poor enough to get food at the food bank had enough money to have CABLE TV. *I* don't afford cable TV -- and I'm supposed to donate food to the food bank so that someone else can afford cable TV? WTF? Since when was cable TV a necessary part of life? The other thing I'll bitch about, while I'm at it, was the car - an (older) SUV. WTF? I drive a goddamned '88 Corolla because it gets 30mpg, and I'm supposed to feel sorry they have a hugeass SUV that gets 15? Ugh.

    1. Re:offtopic, but... by glesga_kiss · · Score: 1
      I couldn't help being *floored* that this family that was poor enough to get food at the food bank had enough money to have CABLE TV. *I* don't afford cable TV -- and I'm supposed to donate food to the food bank so that someone else can afford cable TV? WTF? Since when was cable TV a necessary part of life?

      In the UK, a television is one of the items that aren't allowed to be taken by the repo-man. The only others are things like fridges, cookers etc.

      Apparently, the TV is now an essential part of life that can never be taken from you.

      Don't knock the poor so much tho. They don't have any cash to spend on leasure, so TV for many is their only means of entertainment.

    2. Re:offtopic, but... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Don't knock the poor so much tho. They don't have any cash to spend on leasure, so TV for many is their only means of entertainment.

      Yeah, God forbid they read something, or, you know, educate themselves for a better (or any) job.

      Poor souls -- nothing to do but watch TV.

    3. Re:offtopic, but... by willtsmith · · Score: 1

      Television is the modern collesium. It is an instrument of mass deception. It is the primary device in our consumtion driven culture.

      My favorite episode of the Simposons is where Sideshow Bob knocks out all the TV in Springfield. All the kids go out and start playing and everything is happy. That is, until Bart saves the day and TV is returned.

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    4. Re:offtopic, but... by glesga_kiss · · Score: 1
      Check out the film Network

      A quote:

      You're beginning to believe the illusions we're spinning here, you're beginning to believe that the tube is reality and your own lives are unreal! You do! Why, whatever the tube tells you: you dress like the tube, you eat like the tube, you raise your children like the tube, you even think like the tube! This is mass madness, you maniacs! In God's name, you people are the real thing, WE are the illusion!
  177. Re:Advertisers Have Largely Done This To Themselve by WuphonsReach · · Score: 1

    TNT started that nonsense a few years ago. They take a 100 minute movie, schedule it for a 3 hour block. The first part of the movie will play non-stop for 20 minutes to get you hooked, but by the end of the movie it gets down to short 5 minute segments like you saw.

    Needless to say, we rarely watched moview on TNT unless there was adequate reading material at hand.

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  178. Stormbringer by Walrus99 · · Score: 2, Funny

    I found a way to completly skip commercials: READ A BOOK. I am currently rereading the Elric saga, but I didn't notice the part where Elric shares a coke with the god Arioch the first time I read it . . .

  179. A GOOD thing, maybe? Now we are the masters... by neonfrog · · Score: 1

    It will be our own remote control actions that determine what type of ads we see. Do you change channel when a popvert shows up? Do you let commercials play that have 3 seconds of silence at the beginning? Do you choose movies with more or less Xanax trucks in them? Do you "rewind" when you see the color red in a football game? Does your household skip feminine product ads during recorded Star Treks? Do you frequently allow the ads to play but then always "rewind" back to the point just after the ad break (possibly you went to the bathroom and relied on your recorder to not miss the content)?

    The bad news is that we will be experimented on unmercifully. The really good news is that our choices will be reflected more quickly.

    How? Each DVR that makes it into the household, and has reporting capabilities upstream, gives the advertisers better data and all kinds of interesting business models based on interpretive statistics: pay less to channels where the ads are being skipped, pay more for primo live ad times like presidential inaugurations, etc., or new prime time episodes of hot shows. No big news here, just a refining of the math based on "better" numbers.

    Hopefully we will win based on our habits turning into real $$$ discussions at the ad companies PHB level. Of course we could also lose -- think DRMed unskippable ads, ads downloaded based on your viewing habits, etc.

    In the old days they assumed an ad was getting watched by looking at Nielsen ratings or whatever. (Now that's interesting -- the Nielsen ratings may just go bye-bye. The data gatering will be automated and MUCH more fine grain -- down to the second. Another failed advertising business model!) They did not know if you were going pee or getting a beer to enable the pee cycle, and obviously still don't. But now, if it is recorded or paused for 5 minutes at the beginning, my favorite method, they have SOME data. They can try all kinds of tricks with that data and get better feedback near real time. Their interpretation of statistics will lead to some business model that balances our annoyance level with their advertising profits. Gotta love market mentality.

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  180. That's not what Proctor & Gamble found. by YouHaveSnail · · Score: 2, Informative

    Apparently, the guys at Television Week haven't read the Proctor & Gamble study which found that Tivo users remember ads about as well as other viewers, either because they're too lazy to skip ads, or because they're watching shows as they're being broadcast instead of time-shifting, or because they actually want to watch the ads, or because the ads are effective even at fast-forward speeds.

    Personally, I sometimes forget that I'm watching through Tivo and that I can skip the ads. Other times I do skip the ads I'd have otherwise ignored, but I stop for ads that I enjoy. Still other times, I watch ads at high speed that I recognize. Frankly, I think I harbor less ill will toward companies whose ads would otherwise annoy me, and I still feel pretty good about companies whose ads (and more importantly, products) I like. So what's the harm?

    1. Re:That's not what Proctor & Gamble found. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Me too. I tend to watch ads until either I get bored, or an ad I don't like (pushing some nauseating product) comes on. Then I skip.

      As a lot of people seem to be saying they don't mind some ads, what they want is control over them and the choice to NOT watch them.

  181. Good by ajs318 · · Score: 1

    I have a policy of actively avoiding companies who advertise. The more intrusive the method {Spam; advertising in DVDs / videos; that goes double if fast-forward blocked, and the disc goes back to the store as FAULTY} the more extensive the avoidance. If they are spending money on advertisements then they must either be spending less on quality, or cost more. So here you go, big corporations: if you want AJS318 to buy your products, don't advertise them to me - let them speak for themselves. I think most people I know feel the same way.

    If I never see another advertisement on TV again, it will be too soon. I already record my favourite satellite programmes {on reliable, analogue, sequential access VHS} just so I can fast-forward through the advert breaks; otherwise they are next to unwatchable what with adverts for get-out-of-debt loans {I'm no expert but if you run into debt, shouldn't the Dish be the first thing to go?}; sue-me-quick legal shysters {"Had an accident that wasn't your fault? Profit!!!"; JML tat {breaks as soon as you unpack it}; mobile phones {Is there really anybody who hasn't got one and doesn't have a good reason not to get one?}; "savings plans" where you put away 10 a month for the first year, your payments increase geometrically and you eventually get back less than half of what you paid in; and various companies' versions of even cheaper car insurance {some for over-50s, some for women only, mostly for people with over 4 years bonus}. When I have the wireless on, I always listen to Radio 2 or Radio 4 - good old advert-free BBC.

    A HDD-based video recorder which can record and play back from different parts of the disc would be great, as it would give you the ability to watch almost-live {say 10' later than the sheduled start time} and fast-forward through the adverts till you eventually caught up with the broadcast. Of course, you would have to be able pause the playback anytime whilst carrying on recording.

    Just when are these people - the people whose wages we, as the consumers of their products, are paying - going to realise that our private screens and speakers are not their public hoardings?

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  182. People watch them anyway? by adrianbaugh · · Score: 1

    Personally, I've always found ads a good time to make a cup of tea, or have a piss, or just knock off the sound and talk. I reckon I skip a lot more than 9.6% of them in this way. Having said that, there have been some classic ads: the "surfer" Guinness ad is a personal favourite.

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  183. down in flames? by strombrg · · Score: 1


    Nah. If PVR's destroy ad revenues with traditional TV, that'll just make it that much more likely that PVR's won't work with the new Digital TV format(s).

  184. TV advertisers don't get it. by MtViewGuy · · Score: 1

    I think that TV advertisers started getting scared when VCR's got the ability to do visual fast forward/reverse, which allows VCR users to skip through commercial breaks very quickly anyway. It got worse when VCR's in recent years got the ability to skip through tape in one minute or 30-second increments (my Mitsubishi HS-U595 VCR can fast-forward through the tape in 30-second increments from 30 seconds to three minutes).

    Using this ability, you notice how much shorter the actual shows are nowadays, to say the least.

  185. What is Good in Life by Ranger · · Score: 3, Funny

    Couch Potato: TiVo, what is good in life?

    TiVo: To block commercials, delete them unseen, and hear the lamentation of their advertisers.

    Couch Potato & TiVo: bwah-ha-ha-ha-ha! bwa-ha-hA-HA-HA!! BWAH-HA-HA-HA-HA!!!!

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  186. but this is my point by sbma44 · · Score: 1
    why is this an issue worthy of consideration? How is it that I know people who can speak more passionately on the subject of cola choice than they can on politics, abortion or religion?

    I don't care for cottage cheese. I think I'd have a much harder time getting into an argument over its merits than I would over Coke v. Pepsi, don't you?

    Come to think of it, I don't like Heineken either, but I bet I could get into some arguments with people over that -- not as many as over colas, though. It'd be interesting to compare how easily a person can be drawn into debating a product vs. that product's advertising budget.

    I realize this undercuts my previous point re: advertising's effectiveness waning as it saturates a given medium. But there are of course certain exceptions -- pervasive campaigns that make us use things we otherwise wouldn't, or, perhaps more insidiously, care about things we have little reason to care about.

    Perhaps these products' ad campaigns are acting on us in a way I can't put my finger on. But it seems clear they have got a firm hold of our brains.

    1. Re:but this is my point by Zed2K · · Score: 1

      People like what they like. Whether it be food or a good book. Stating one likes Coke over Pepsi is no different than when people debate over which movie or book is their favorite.

      People don't debate politics as much because it turns people off. Someone can like one candidate or another but on a whole they are all slime. Same thing for other hot topics. People realize that debating certain topics is a good way to lose friends over something thats stupid. But talking about their favorite pop or other drink is more tolerable and no one is going to offend someone because one side likes coke but the other person likes pepsi.

  187. Not just brands by Patik · · Score: 1

    What about local advertising and things that aren't brand names? Local car dealerships, concert events, political campaigning, preview of next week's TV episode, etc.

  188. Alvin Toffler predicted this 24 years ago. by MtViewGuy · · Score: 1

    Actually, Alvin Toffler in his book The Third Wave predicted this 24 years ago. Back then, VCR's were starting to become popular and one of what his predictions was that as VCR's become more popular they would effectively make the whole idea of prime time useless, since people now can record their favorite shows to watch at a much later time. Why do you think David Letterman became well-known as the popularity of Late Night with David Letterman on NBC coincided with the fast rise in the popularity of VCR's?

    1. Re:Alvin Toffler predicted this 24 years ago. by jroysdon · · Score: 1

      I knew only one other kid at school whose family used a VCR to record shows, and that was because we both wanted to record our shows that were on during the sports seasons.

      Of those that bought VCRs, I doubt there were many that used it to record shows... I know for myself it was a PITA as other family members would turn off "Timer" mode or eject my blank tape, or back then when the cable tuner wasn't built-in to the VCR you had to leave it set on the channel and they'd change the cable box channel. Very annoying.

      Heh, most people I know who bought VCRs did it to record movies off HBO, etc. or dupe movie rentals.

    2. Re:Alvin Toffler predicted this 24 years ago. by jroysdon · · Score: 1

      Err, that should have said "most people I know who bought blank VCR tapes"...

  189. The problem by Zog+The+Undeniable · · Score: 1

    The satellite channels in the UK are saturated with ads because, presumably it's very cheap to advertise in this way in channels with relatively low viewing figures. The terrestrial commercial channels are much better because their higher viewing figures mean they can (and do) charge a lot more, so fewer adverts. Basically it's a vicious circle - low viewing numbers mean more adverts, which pisses off viewers even further. VH1 is almost unwatchable these days - 2 or 3 songs with over 5 mins of adverts in between. Not surprising, therefore, that it's now preferable to record the stuff and FF through the ad breaks. If only my recordable DVD could do it automatically (the technology is there, but no-one dares enable it).

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  190. *Couldn't* be the greed, er, business model... by whitroth · · Score: 1

    I've thought the ratings were skewed, anyway (I won't even mention how ideology overrides ratings). I mean, there have been some *really* utterly stupid shows that claimed to have top ratings.

    The ratings *also* don't take into account that lovely button on the remote labelled "mute".

    But finally, the broadcasters seem to miss one little point: the anger of the audience.

    Over what?

    1) the airwaves are OWNED BY THE PEOPLE.
    Broadcasters are allowed to buy leases
    only as long as they broadcast in the
    public's interest.
    2) cable, when it first came out, was sold
    on the basis of "tv with no commercials
    or editing". That's *ALL* cable stations.
    I gave up on USA, for example, when the
    editing was so extreme that whether it
    was t&a or serious drama, you couldn't
    keep track of the plot.
    3) when I was growing up, in the sixties,
    the *law* was, I believe, *five* minutes
    of commercials per half hour. We're now
    up to one-hour shows having 22 min. of
    commercials.

    So, whose "fault" is it that we don't want to watch commercials? If I want all commercials, all the time, I can watch one of the shopping channels. In the meantime, I will *NEVER* buy some products, like Bowflex (6-8 commercials/hr, often two in the same break), etc.

    Maybe Yahoo Serious had the right idea, and there needs to be a hostile takeover of a national station....

    mark "can I have my public media, and
    equal time, back?"

  191. Down in flames? Nah by drix · · Score: 1

    I guess if the poster meant that in a very strict sense, as in by selling 30-second ad spots, he could be right. But television will be sponsor-supported for a very long time to come. If you've ever seen the type of car your 'average' television producer drives, then it's dawned on you that these people are fiendishly good at making money. They'll find ways to adapt. You'll see product placement taken to a whole new level (Will & Grace suddenly get jobs in a Pepsi bottling plant.) You'll see running banner ads at the bottom of the screen right as the program airs. These are already proven to work: soccer probably generates more ad revenue worldwide than all other sports combined through product placement and scrollnig ads. This despite having only one half-time commercial break.

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  192. Focus on commercials by jan+de+bont · · Score: 2
    I've had a regular Tivo and a DirecTivo for several years. Both have enhanced hard drives.

    We never watch TV live. Even sporting events are started a few minutes to an hour into the event to create enough padding to skip commercials.

    However...

    We do, and do frequently, back up and watch a commercial in which we are actually interested.

    At least in my household, a given commercial stands more chance of being seen on the Tivo than it did back in the bad old days when we just muted the volume and went to the bathroom/kitchen... Other Tivo owners that I talk to seem to also do this (re-watch commercials) at least some. Do the Tivo stats capture this? Can broadcasters charger MORE for commercials that get re-viewed on Tivo at any significant percentage?

  193. Remember Sony Betamax vs Hollywood by MoFoQ · · Score: 1

    Remember what they said about the VCR roughly 20 years ago....and now Hollywood makes most of its money from video rental and sales than from the box office (which is more like an advertisement ploy now).

    And besides....nowandays, alot of the stuff to be advertised are in the shows anyway....in sort of a subliminal way....it might be in the dialog or in play sight or by the colors, etc. It use to be that in movies, most brand names in the story were fictional but now.....they aren't always so. Take Santa Claus 2, they blantantly show product logos, including McD's. Or the newer James Bond flix and the fancy cars. Or the Italian Job with the uber mini-cooper exposure, which made ME want one too.

  194. Re:DRM forced commercial watching by ShavenYak · · Score: 1

    Quit worrying, guys. By the time the analog TV transmitters are turned off, which will probably be 2010 at the rate things are going, you'll be able to buy an HD tuner from one of us "early adopters" on eBay for $10. You don't need a new TV, most of the tuners will downconvert to NTSC so as long as you have a video input on your TV you're fine.

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  195. I know how cable companies will do it... by g0_p · · Score: 1

    The cable companies will simply put some sort of DRM on all the content that they stream, so that people wont be allowed to record it (using DVRs or anything..). No TiVO then, and people will have to view all the ads. BTW, does anyone know what rights does the consumer have over content that is streamed over cable? Is the user allowed to record it for personal use?

  196. The flip side by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Television is also getting cheaper to create. Actors arent', but most television now doesn't use actors. As long as networks can cut there costs by 10% from a few years ago by producing more mini docs and reality TV, they don't really have a big problem.

  197. Record the commercials by 56ksucks · · Score: 3, Interesting

    Sometimes it's cool to record the commercials. When my family got their first VCR back in 1984 we recorded the Wizard of Oz off TV. Because we were new to VCR Technology we recorded all the commercials. Now I can sit back and watch 20 year old commercials I haven't seen since I was little. Commercials like "where's the beef" and commercials for Pepsi Free, remember that? I think there's even an old Max Headroom commercial for Coke on there. It's also wierd to hear car dealers saying that you don't have to start making payments until 1985. I know it's a strange point of view but recording commercials can be an interesting trip back in time if the recording lasts for 20 years or so.

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  198. Dawn 2-in-1 action packs by BattleTroll · · Score: 1

    New Dawn 2-in-1 action packs... blah blah... in new Dawn 2-in-1 action packs.. blah blah blah blah... New Dawn 2-in-1 action packs... blah blah blah blah... New Dawn 2-in-1 action packs blah blah... New Dawn 2-in-1 action packs blah... try new Dawn 2-in-1 action packs... blah.

    The most annoying commercial EVER. I have vowed never to purchase Dawn or any derrivative product ever again. And advertisers wonder why we hate them and their crappy ads?

  199. MythTV makes Tivo look like a toy. by ThrobbingGristle · · Score: 2, Informative

    MythTV (www.mythtv.org) often figures out where the commercials are all on it's own, you don't even have to skip them yourself.

    I no longer know what movies are out, what new shows are coming out, anything that is usually communicated via TV commericals.

    Tivo/replaytv might have an edge in reliability, ease of configuration, etc. but MythTV creams them in feature set, hands down. No monthly fees either.

    1. Re:MythTV makes Tivo look like a toy. by /dev/trash · · Score: 1

      But does MythTV work straight out of the 'box?'

      No.

  200. They need HELP with embedded ads? by DaveOf9thKey · · Score: 1

    Have you ever watched Alias? Nokia practically owns that show. Their horrid ringtone can be heard at least every other week, and a few episodes ago, their 3650 model became a technological centerpiece in a spy mission.

    I'm not sure what frightens me more -- that Nokia does it, or that I recognize it so easily...

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  201. Television is dead. Long live television! by ChaosDiscord · · Score: 2, Interesting

    So the market model changes and advertising dies. So be it. I for one will welcome it.

    According to this site, a 30 second spot during the Superbowl is $2.2 million dollars. That gets you approximately 89 million viewers. So, an advertiser is paying approxiately $0.025 per viewer potentially reached. Assuming 20 minutes of advertising an hour, that's 40 30-second ads. Total income received per viewer per hour: $1. So if we get rid of the advertisements the networks will be doing just fine if they can recoup $1 per viewer/hour. I for one would happily spend $1 per hour for commercial free television. And that's for the Superbowl, one of the most expensive time slots each year. I regrettably can't locate the article, but I've seen claims that typical programming would be even cheaper, perhaps by an order of magnitude.

    HBO and similar cable networks have shown that you can be profitable without ads. That might be an idea whose day has come. While the loss of free for the taking broadcast television would be unfortunate, it may simply be economically unviable.

    As a result, five-year earnings growth for TV station groups could fall from as much as 10 percent to as low as 4 percent, Mr. Marsh said.
    Once DVR technology reaches mass-market proportions, five-year TV ad revenue growth will drop to 3.8 percent from 6.5 percent.

    Let me get this straight?

    The concern is not that they'll be losing money. No, the concern is that their growth rate isn't quite as large as they'd like.

    Boo freaking hoo.

  202. bad ads by natefanaro · · Score: 1

    I have a tivo and I actually watch commercials. If a commercial is good and catches my attention, I watch it. So what if I skip ads for a swiffer sweeper? I don't care how many times you shove that ad in my face, I'm not going to buy one.

  203. I've expected a change. by JuggleGeek · · Score: 1
    For some time, I've expected to see the way advertisers handle their TV/Movie advertising differently. Instead of "cutting to a break", they'll start sponsoring the show up front - and the ad will be part of the show. They can do this in subtle ways, or you can be blatent about it. Either way, by building it into the show, the ad will be there whenever the TV-show/movie is seen.

    That's easier to do for some products than others. And it may be harder for, say, a western to come up with good ways to advertise than, say, a show like "Friends".

  204. Why Would Tivo Do This? by Mr.+No+Skills · · Score: 1

    While the technology to track ad skipping is easy to understand (and these things are connected to a phone line to get programming information anyway, right?), I don't understand why Tivo would sell or give this information away.

    If it turns out that Tivo users are having a serious impact on advertisers' messages, won't there be a strategy around Tivo's abilities? Won't advertisers mix ads into real content, or worse, seek legislative control ("Tivo alters the artists' copyrighted works")? It seems to me that it is not in Tivo's best interest to report ad skipping because it sets up strategies against one of the features of the product.

    And, has there ever been serious study on the impact of ads anyway? I don't have Tivo and rarely record to VCR, but I also "tune out" most ads by either using the commercial break to do other things, or return focus to the newspaper or something. Has television advertising become similar to spam at this point -- tuned out and easily ignored as background noise with very little "hit" on each message? Is TV advertising headed for some kind of dot-com type meltdown as people realize how much money is chasing very little return?

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  205. Being Screwed More by metamatic · · Score: 1

    Worse than paying for cable is having to pay for cable you don't want. There are half a dozen channels we actually watch, but they're spread out over multiple bundled packages of channels so it costs a fortune to get them. I'm paying for dozens of news and sports channels that we literally never watch.

    My understanding is that the big corporations don't want the cable companies to unbundle the channels. Their model is that they want to be in as many homes as possible, so (for example) Disney forces the cable company to carry a bunch of Disney channels in its standard package, in return for the right to carry ABC.

    I can only hope that we move to a model where you pay for the channels you want and only the channels you want.

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    1. Re:Being Screwed More by stripes · · Score: 1
      My understanding is that the big corporations don't want the cable companies to unbundle the channels. Their model is that they want to be in as many homes as possible, so (for example) Disney forces the cable company to carry a bunch of Disney channels in its standard package, in return for the right to carry ABC.

      Back when I had DISH they offered a bunch of packages a lot like Cable TV's (except with more channels then my local cableco). They also let you buy most channels for $1 each if they were not in the package you bought (or if you didn't want a package). Viacomm's channels were the only ones that didn't "play nice", so no MTV unless you bought 39 other channels, but if you wanted to buy only the History Channel International you could. Oh, and that didn't include things like HBO, if you wanted HBO3 you had to buy all 7 HBO channels (or however many there were at the time), which was about $10 (less if you had other movie packages). It was only for the "normal packaged channels" not the "normal premimum channels".

      That may have changed (I would be shocked if the price was still the same!), but it is worth looking into. I would still be with DISH if their PVR/DVR thing was as reliable as the DTiVo (and had the SPM and TODO list...and...well...if it kicked ass like the TiVo, but on two or more channels at once).

  206. get your wares off of me, you damn, dirty ads by 1eyedhive · · Score: 1

    This TV season is really the first that I'm watching my favorite shows off of BT rather than the TV.
    I watch 10 hours of Prime time per week
    4 hours of that is SG-1 on sci-fi monday nights (until my DVD/RIP collection is complete).
    the rest is:
    NCIS (CBS tuesday)
    Smallville (WB wednesday)
    Enterprise (BT, wed. runs alongside Smallville)
    JAG (CBS friday)
    1 hour FOX sunday

    most shows I watch on BT, skipping the damn commercials. most are highly annoying anyhow, local car peddlers, drugs and M$FT...

    Granted some are hilarious, MGD, Bud and Aflac rarely disappoint in the humor department, but the rest REALLY GET ON MY NERVES!

    With the average ENT episode clocking in at 42:30 with intro/end credits (the last 60s are the end creds which on broadcast are always overlapped by ads anyway that means... 18:30 of commercials (17:30 not counting the end creds overlay). frankly, thats obsurd, and 10:00 of that are the same damn ads over and over and over and over again. i don't have TiVo, but i do have BT, the next best thing IMO considering i do have the bandwidth and time (and don't EVER tell me that i'm getting them for free, bandwidth costs $$$, time is also a huge ass commodity.

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  207. Lead ins/Lead outs by soft_guy · · Score: 1

    One thing the article talks about is that the traditional way of building an audience for a new show (lead ins and lead outs) doesn't work with Tivo users. A lead in or lead out is when you place the new show either before or after an existing popular show to hook in people who tune in early to the show or who don't quickly turn the TV off or change the channel when the show is over.

    OK, so how about coding the ads for shows (like when they advertise a special or a new show) with some kind of meta data so that you can press a button on the Tivo remote to have it auto-record the show. I think that would work just as well.

    How many times do I see an ad for a show and think that I'd like to watch it, but I'm too lazy to stop everthing, go into the Tivo's menus, and set the show to record. That happens some for me. There are a lot of "marginal" shows that I'm not super enthused about setting up to record, but would record if I could push a button.

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  208. Re:Remote control and VCR's didn't harm ad-based T by gmhowell · · Score: 2, Interesting

    So you are the one to blame for the lack of informative advertisements? You're the reason that I have to endure 30 second spots of something filmed by an epileptic?

    I've got a tape of some ca. 1960 auto commercials. Incredible how informative they are. XX horsepower, show someone with a tape measure in the bed of a truck, etc. Now I get these 'entertaining' lifestyle ads. Yay.

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  209. Viral Marketing by bluethundr · · Score: 2, Informative

    but it's going to be a little harder for other types of advertising where new products or companies are trying to convince you to buy their products or services. The "why should I buy" part.

    One thing that advertisors are trying in order to cope with the unimaginable (to them) loss of advertising revenues because of the "infiltration" of a new "alien" DVR technology is something called "Viral Marketing".

    See that pretty girl at the bar? She's smiling at you and asking you to light her cigarette. The conversation quickly turns to...cigarettes and how great the brand is that she's smoking. By now your ego is feeling pretty good and you feel the adrenaline rush of "being hit on". She's actually a sales woman simulating a social envirnoment in order to sell you the cigarette she's smoking!

    Walking to your job in New York City and you bump into a handsome young couple who are "from the midwest" (so they claim). They ask you take a picture of them with their "hot new picture taking cell phone". You use it, think it's cool and a brief discussion ensues about how cool this new gadgetry is.

    You go to Starbucks and there's a handsome (see a pattern here?) young fellow playing a video game on his laptop. He's really into it, making a bit of a show of what he's doing. He's using an amazing looking "cyber glove" to play the game. "Would you like to try it out?" says he. Next thing you know, you're playing the game with the glove and asking where you can buy the same thing. "I got mine at Best Buy" he says, but "you can get them just about anywhere electronics are sold".

    Of course, I personally think that you'd have to be a bit of a twit to actually fall for this sort of thing. The reports I've seen on TV make the whole affair seem pretty darn artificial. But I also have no doubt that this sort of thing will work on a certain precentage amount of the population. It strikes me as more than a bit disgusting and shows just how low advertisers are willing to sink.

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  210. But I like ads! by mschuyler · · Score: 1

    The whole issue begs the question of the advertisements themselves, which are largely insipid, at best. I like being entertained by a good ad! Make it funny. Have some good production values, and I'll be happy to watch it. Bang me over the head with a hammer ten times per hour and I'll fast forward through it. I have a "TiVo-like" system (Dish Network), and if the ads are good, I let them roll.

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  211. Old Time Radio by Hawkxor · · Score: 2, Interesting

    In the "Golden Age of Radio", the sponsor (sometimes two or three sponsors together) owned and sponsored the show - they paid for it, and it was their show...I believe that they paid the network for the time. Then the show was named after them, and could be shamelessly plugged, but in a funny way - the stars of the program would find every which way to work in the sponsor, and it was classy and often hilarious (in non-comedy programs, it was more subtle). While this might not be realistic or profitable in today's markets, I think a return to this format would be great for the consumer.

  212. "another business model goes down in flames..." by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    If your business model is dependent on people sitting through the broadcast of things that they essentially do not want to watch, then it was doomed from the start.

    Say someone's TV breaks down - how often do you hear them saying "Aw shit! Now I wont be able to watch any of those high quality commercial messages!" You don't. Viewers don't give a shit about advertising, they are interested in TV shows.
    Driving the audio signal volume up in a desperate (and fucking irritating) attempt to make people turn back towards the screen during ad-breaks was never really going to work, either.

    The advertising industry has done this to itself by splashing their crap everywhere, all the time. I dont know if this is the case all across the states, but I have seen recordings of episodes of the Simpsons, for example, where there is an advert break after the show's intro credits! Do you really feel that you are so entertained by the credits that you are happy to put up with 5 minutes of frantic pimping before the actual show starts?

    The ads themselves have often not helped. Basic advertising textbooks claim that the purpose of advertising is to alert the consumer to the existence of products and give them some information as to their nature. Bollocks. Look at car adverts - lies lies lies about the freedom of the road, or about how this car will supposedly make you less boring, etc. When was the last time you saw a car in real driving conditions in an ad? It's all beautiful empty roads and a lovely blonde in the passenger seat, despite the fact that the people to whom they are trying to sell will spend most of their driving commuting in heavy traffic. It is all so pathetically transparent, it's no wonder people ignore it..

    I imagine that annoyance with advertising was a major reason behind the purchase of a LOT of DVR's. Ad companies have bought their riches as the price of credibility, and, much like the boy who cried "wolf!", no-one really listens to the boy who cries "bargain!" anymore. Or the one who cries "social acceptability!", or "new and improved!", or...(etc,etc, etc until you give up in despair and switch the TV off)

  213. Advertising in the age of Tivo... by objekt404 · · Score: 1

    IRC, a study not to long ago mentioned that sponsorship was one of the bst form of advertising (something like 2/3s of NASCAR fans buy the products sposoring the race or their care (excluding Jeff Gordon, ofcourse). So how far of a move would it be that (like the season premier of 24 this last year (previous years) and PBS) a sponsorship token be added to the beginning of the shows?

    The adertising ideal would change from visual Spam to customer loyalty (ie. I only buy GM/Chevy b/c their (or atleast were) easier to work on.

    It's either that and/or more billboard type advertising, since the blipvert version just leads to new software that seeks segments of show 5 sec. in endurance... Thought the pay-to-view programs is interesting as well (but like Spam puts the advertising cost back on your wallet/purse/under-matress-cache...)

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  214. I Wish! by Vagary · · Score: 1

    How I wish that buying TV on DVD were a valid business model! Unfortunately, many of my favourite series have still not been released on DVD and those that have are as many as 5 seasons behind currently aired episodes.

    I can only hope that Tivo decreases ad-revenue to the point where television producers stop forcing fans to pirate.

  215. Catsuits? by Grendel+Drago · · Score: 1

    The Matrix - leather catsuits, trenchcoats, sunglasses, technology appeal, etc.

    *looks out the window, expecting to see all those girls who were inspired to wear leather catsuits by The Matrix*

    Hey, what gives?!

    --grendel drago

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  216. Re:Advertisers DRIVE AWAY viewers by Whumpsnatz · · Score: 1

    If commercials weren't so offensive, I would be much more tolerant. Here in the South, car commercials scream at you, with accompanying attack strobe visuals. Sears has a commercial with a woman whose smile is so offensively smarmy, I want to kick her in the face. Everywhere, screeching harpies predominate, piercing the ears with their inane babbling.

    These are highly effective commercials, just not in the way they want. I make a note of the ones I really hate, and make sure I avoid the advertised products (and the companies).

    On the other hand, there are some commercials I love. Gallo had a commercial years ago for champagne (which I don't like), which helped encourage me to buy their wine, repeatedly. The commercial used beautiful classical music and a woman gliding across a dance floor. VW had the street scene in New Orleans, with everyone moving to the music. Suzuki had the Grand Vitara one with a huge moon, and the trilling bird at the end. And there's one now for Westin Hotels that is timely, as I expect to do a lot of traveling soon.

    For these kind of commercials, I'll cheerfully watch. The annoying, stupid, shrill, insulting ones, I'll note which company it's for, and jump to another station thereafter.

    Advertisers are idiots.

  217. I've had my DVR for over a year now... by emarkp · · Score: 1

    ... and a 30-sec forward button. All I have to say is: TV has ads?

  218. Don't forget the broadcast flag by DingoBueno · · Score: 1

    With the new broadcast flag system on it's way in, soon advertisers will pay a little extra to have an equivalent flag which does not allow the commercials to be skipped or forwarded through. It will be illegal for a pvr to allow any of those functions that we enjoy now. So unless you're gonna roll your own, don't worry about TiVO running anyone out of business. It'll only let them target you more specifically, which I suppose may not be the worst part of it... And (probably redundant) but I'm sure 9.1% of all ads are already currently going unwatched, since I'm not gonna go get a beer during the friggin show...

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  219. M2 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Well, actually, Matrix Reloaded has a famous CLI scene!

  220. Bah by repvik · · Score: 1

    I'm building my own PVR... Skipping commercials wasn't in my mind when I started the project. Actually, I might skip commercials. I will skip the commercials that I've already seen, that I'm tired of seeing. I only like commercials that make me laugh. Commercials is something I haven't asked to see, they are something that are forced upon me. A commercial has to be damn good to convince me to buy a product.
    Actually, advertising companies should pay me to tell them which commercials I don't want to see.

  221. Even my Tivo can't save me! by PoisOnouS · · Score: 1

    My Tivo can't cope with the networks intentionally skewing start and finish times to prevent recording of shows. It also can't help me when I'm unable to read subtitles on Discovery Channel, Sci-Fi or TLC because the ignorant buggers leave HUGE logos in the lower right hand corner. I can't believe they are willing to compromise the content in order to tell us we're watching their channel. We KNOW what we're watching. I hope Tivo DOES force the eventual move to a pay per channel or pay per show model. I hate subsidizing lousy sitcoms and sports networks. A show like Family Guy or Firefly comes along and invariably gets canned just as I take interest. If more people could vote directly with their wallets, I suspect some of these shows might live to see the light of day.

  222. TiVo workaround already exists by EvilStein · · Score: 1

    My Tivo lets me pick shows and set it to start recording 3-5 minutes before the hour. So if the show starts at 10:00pm, it'll start recording at 9:56pm.

    This isn't a hack, it's in the stock DirecTivo unit.

    1. Re:TiVo workaround already exists by Cro+Magnon · · Score: 1

      But what if you have a show on another channel between 9-10PM. Tivo will miss one of them.

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  223. The obvious solution ... by james_orr · · Score: 1

    I'm sure product placement may help, but the obvious solution is to do what this very page is doing ... give up some real estate for advertising.

    TV stations already do this for important announcements such as school closings and election results. I think it's only a matter of time before it starts happening for commercial reasons.

    Sure, a few people will complain, some people may even stop watching the first shows to try it, but it won't be enough people to offset the additional revenue they receive for it.

    It might even boost DVD sales for a series. Who wants to keep the taped (or even DVD recorded) versions with the advertisements?

    I doubt this would entirely replace full screen advertisement, but on the plus side, it may result in shows with longer running time than 45 minutes and less break in the action.

  224. Re:Nope - they have more to worry about than PVR by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The incesant commercial chatter even to see a bit of 'news' has turned me into a non-watcher of any TV.

    They used to joke about a program break between commercials - from what I saw yesterday that has become reality. Since I pay nearly no attention to the TV when it is on, I have concluded from watching my wife continually channel change that I think the 'loss' of commercial TV has happened prior to PVR.

  225. 9.1 percent OMFG!!! by sootman · · Score: 2, Funny

    Maybe they could just spend 9.1% less on shows? So someone like Seinfeld, who, at the end of his series, was making $1,000,000/week, would have to drop to $909,000/week? And the budget for Fear Factor could drop from $10.00/week to $9.09? Nope, you're right. Never gonna happen. TV is doomed. The parasite TiVo will kill the host.

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  226. I went to Dr Pepper's website by vistic · · Score: 1

    (I must be really bored... obviously)

    In 1986 the Dr Pepper company merged with the Seven Up Company to form Dr Pepper/Seven-Up Corporation which was later acquired, in 1995, by Cadbury Schweppes plc. It would become the largest operating division of the non-cola beverages firm, Dr Pepper/Seven Up, Inc.

  227. Sex? by vistic · · Score: 1

    Does he also suggest that sex would not happen if it weren't advertised? Is that something people need to be persuaded to do?

  228. Stop ripping off CNBC by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Those are the same examples The Closing Bell was using last week.

  229. Adaptive advertising by sydbarrett74 · · Score: 1

    The only solution is for Madison Avenue to get more sophisticated and target me as a unique consumer. When all I see are adverts for denture cream, feminine hygiene products, diapers, et cetera -- none of which apply to me in the least -- of course I'm going to skip said advert. Maybe if they started advertising geek gadgets and things I actually cared about, well then yeah, maybe I'd be inclined to pay more attention.

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  230. Moderate ads (+1 Snarky)? by photomic · · Score: 1

    Why don't TiVO users form a group that assigns moderator tasks to its members, a la slashdot? The more entertaining/useful ads get seen.

    Might be hard for any ad to get past "-1 Troll" status, tho.

  231. Conspiracy Theory by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I read this article and a conspiracy theory came to mind. The MPAA and television corporations secretly backed this article. The purpose: to start sowing the idea that DRM is needed to protect television as we know it. We will need DRM to avoid fast forwarding through commercials.

    True? I don't know... but considering how DRM is being rammed down our throats, it is an interesting idea.

  232. Homestar Runner by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    homestarrunner.com is better than many of the cartoons on TV, yet it has no ads, yet its creators quit their day jobs to work on it full time. How did they do it? They design and sell lots of merchandise based on the web site. So, technically, the web site is nothing but an elaborate toy ad. The ad came first, the toys came second. As with pre-1998 Nintendo Power magazine, you can't see where the show ends and ads begin because the entire site is product placement.

  233. Today's TIVO won't kill ad-sponsored TV by msafar · · Score: 1

    But another business model will. Programming on demand, a space that TIVO can plan in, but it may be superceded by Comcast and the current cable providers.

    As I've said before, I believe that on-demand programming with digital rights management supplied by a central player (such as Time Warner, Microsoft or others) will be the dominant model.

    TIVO is simply a bridging technology to on-demand.

    In 10-15 years, we'll still be paying $40/month (2003 dollars) to get X-hours of TV per month; except they will be ad-free hours, and they'll be on-demand hours. Comcast/TimeWarner will be the distributor....Microsoft the technology provider.

  234. Obligitory by elcid73 · · Score: 1

    I'm sure this is here.. I'm too lazy to look

  235. people aren't skipping commercials by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The whole point of tivo is convenience.

    It's a pain to find the remote and fast forward over the commercials while you're zoned out watching Sienfeld or whatever. So, you just end up forgetting that you _could_ skip the commercial.

    At least, that's what I do

    I think the whole idea that everyone wants to skip every commercial is just the ad company's primal fear

    1. Re:people aren't skipping commercials by Anita+Coney · · Score: 1

      Wow, that's lazy, you waste about 8 minutes a show rather than spend 10 seconds picking up a remote?!

      I record nearly everything I watch, and keeping the remote on my lap is not difficult. The only show I watch in "real time" is football, but I usually pause that for about 30 minutes before I start watching it so I can fast forward through the commericals.

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  236. Different Reason "They" don't like PVR by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Most of the comments have to do with the TV industry wanting to force people to watch commercials. Something else occurred to me.

    The cost of a TV commercial is basically two things, the cost to produce it and the cost to display it on TV. The cost to display it is proportional to what the TV station CLAIMS is the number of eyeballs that are watching the ad. The claim is based on surveys done by "independant consultants". In otherwords it is at best a guess at how many people are watching the ad.

    There is also the perception that by advertising something you sell enough of it to justtify the cost of the advertising.

    With a PVR that reports what is bing watched there is no longer any guessing. Perhaps the TV types are more worried about having exact numbers on how many people are actually watching the ads.

    I'll bet the advertising agencies who get paid big bucks to produce the stuff are also really looking forward to exact figures on how effective their ads are in selling the product.

  237. FYI: Apple donates pretty computers by Riskable · · Score: 1

    Apple rarely pays to have their PCs placed in movies. They've just got really pretty boxes and screens and are MORE THAN HAPPY to donate a number of systems to any given major-studio movie.

    As a matter of fact, I've seen Apples in two recent indy films, which suggests that they're going pretty far with this program.

    Example: Apple donated several machines to Seinfeld's show.

    As a side note, though, Apple did pay for placement in MI.

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  238. They are only screwing themselves. by twitter · · Score: 1
    Cable television was supposed to be ad free,

    That's true and that's why I don't pay for it anymore. I'm not going to pay $50/month to get techtv, the learning channel and discovery and then suffer through thier adverts. Did I start watching broadcast garbage again? No, it's gotten even worse than it was 15 years ago when I first got cable and I've got better things to do. The 25 minutes of adverts movie theaters inflict has even cut back on the number of movies I will go see. TV is hardly watchable as is, I hope the advert morons don't try to put even more adds on. Chances are, they will try to put some kind of "modify" flag that will turn off your abilty to skip comercials. Let them, it will only screw them.

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  239. like taxes, marketers' methods are in question by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    faced with a changing market, whether brought about by technology alone or a change in demand (and perception) by consumers, you have three choices:
    1. Adapt your business model and prosper, try to be the first and yet the best out the door and you will place yourself in a strategic point of power.
    2. litigate (includes legislate)
    3. trick your way in
    That last one would be where commercials use various tricks to make the user and/or his system think the commercial is a viable program. It is the multimedia/broadcast version of mail address and IP spoofing for SPAM.

    Obviously, a careful and diligent consumer will adapt and if necessary eliminate that channel/show/program. However, will power is not often the shining beacon it is claimed to be in most consumers.

  240. I skip over 2/3rds by waking out of the room by EMR · · Score: 1

    Or changing channels.. Reading a book, or playing a computer game during the commercials.. Though alot fo the time I'm programming away and chatting while a commercial is playing hidden away in the corner of my screen, muted as I press enter in XawTV.

  241. But if you *READ* the article.... by SamDrake · · Score: 1

    ...then you don't belong on /. - but nonetheless, the article points out an interesting problem.

    Lots of posters have pointed out good ways to get around commercial skipping by doing in-show product placements, etc. Those techniques work well for dramas, sports, etc.

    The network affiliates - you know, local stations - don't have that option. They don't produce the shows. The revenue that they get is from their (short) block of local commercials per hour and from the local news shows that they produce.

    Doing product placements in the news isn't going to work - and those nastily produced local commercials are going to be skipped BIG time.

    I love my THREE TiVos as much as anyone, but even I can see that the local affiliates are going to have trouble in 5 years.

    Long Live TiVo!

    1. Re:But if you *READ* the article.... by Anita+Coney · · Score: 1

      I predicted the death of local affilates years ago, and that was even before the DVR was invented. It's a simple fact that local broadcast stations will become useless and irrelevant.

      When the overwhelming majority of viewers access TV via cable or satellite, why do we need thousands of little broadcast stations sitting around?

      Within ten years, the vast majority of broadcast stations will be gone.

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  242. true, but it won't work. by twitter · · Score: 1
    National governments will simply step in and legislate profitability - even if they have to outlaw the new technology.

    They will pervert the new technology but it won't really work. We already have the "broadcast flag" and DVDs that disable remote control access durring commericals. It does not take much imagination to see what comes next, a "no modification" flag. This will be much nicer solution than "no recording" So, national governemts will legislate profitability, but it will only work short term. Unless governemts can outlaw all free networks, new media will arise to take the place of the advert poluted ones.

    I already don't watch TV and have curtailed my movie watching because of the high advert content. Half an hour of adverts to watch a two hour move is an unacceptable waste of my time in a theater. I don't listen much to radio either. I'm just another one of those "unreachable" people that the advertisers fuss about.

    News flash to you silly advertisers, YOU MADE ME! Thanks for being so abusive. Where ever I go, I'm against you. I vote against billboards, spam and other things. Because you have driven me off the corporate controled networks, I hardly care about the bullshit they push as news anymore, so being unmolested is job #1 for me. New self organizing pull media makes you obsolete anyway. Try as you might, the market for lemons is evaporating, so your budgets will go to zero. Bye Bye!

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  243. Why aren't the networks suing?! by Anita+Coney · · Score: 1

    The US Supreme Court in Sony v. Universal (the case that held that recording off the air TV shows was legal under the fair use doctrine) only held that time-shifting was legal. It never addressed skipping commercials. In other words, the major TV networks might actually have a legal basis to stop the sale and use of DVR devices.

    You know what the RIAA would do if they were in the same predicament that the networks are in, they'd go to Congress and get new laws passed and they'd sue everyone in sight. Heck, we all know that the RIAA would even sue individual TIVO owners.

    Why are the networks taking such a lackadaisical view to the dangers presented by DVRs?! Do they know something we don't? E.g., are they waiting for broadcast flags to take care of the problem? Or are they just ignorant of the problem and are hoping it'll go away? Sort of like what the music industry did until Napster became widespread.

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  244. Re:Advertisers DRIVE AWAY viewers by Cro+Magnon · · Score: 1

    I agree! I refuse to step into a "Big Bob's" until they cook & eat that annoying bird that "cheaps" all the time!

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  245. Pavlov's TV viewers by mactari · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Personally, I sometimes forget that I'm watching through Tivo and that I can skip the ads.

    I believe that's the issue, however. You're conditioned to watching ads, and don't even notice that your TV show has been interupted by the commercial interests. If you grew up without a notion of ads -- or of ads as something you'd *always* skipped, I think you'd have a different result.

    Don't believe me? When's the last time you listened to an NPR pledge drive or the like? That's a noticable change, isn't it? How about the last hour or so of movies on TV? Now that they've got you invested in the end, the commercials are both much more plentiful and noticable. What if you were watching The Matrix at an IMAX, Neo and Trinity dancing off walls throwing bullets, and *wham*, outta nowhere you've watching a giant advert for Coke? No matter how great the ad, you'd probably find you'd've preferred to buy the world a Coke *before* the movie started, as such.

    But if any of the above were the norm and had been for years as you "grew up", do you think you'd notice? I doubt it. You'd've learned what to expect, and not noticed any different, like you do now. It's all about contrast

    It may not happen overnight, but long-term I wonder if adverts are viable if TiVo-like jive gets widespread/cheap enough (most people using/able to afford it) and easy enough to use if adverts as we know them today aren't a thing of the past. Ad placement and "picture on top of picture" are going to get a lot more common, folks.

    That said, I miss most adverts now by clicking around anyhow. Lots easier to "always watch something" with the scores of channels I've got today than the three I had "growing up". But in a scary bit of conditioning, I can usually feel about how long each break should take, and flip back to my original show the split second that it picks back up a statistically significant amount of the time.

    Was that a lunch bell?

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  246. Beware the Dreaded Overlay/Banner Ad! by geekplus · · Score: 1

    There is an alternative worse than product placement -- the dreaded overlay banner! This is where they actually put what exactly amounts to a banner graphic over the bottom quarter of the screen, actually blocking out completely whatever's on screen at the moment.

    I've seen this done (in other countries) where they completely ignore what's on screen at the moment, and you can actually miss critical (visual) parts of the show.

    The concept is very similar to when USA or TNT/TBS put one of this little dancing icons promo'ing one of their own shows in the corner, but imagine it being then entire lower quarter of the screen!

  247. The current model's a farce anyway by ianscot · · Score: 1
    ...but seriously: isn't this going to make a lot of TV unprofitable? So what happens now? Will less TV be made?...

    Oh, the horrors! Less TV?!?

    If TV can't adapt to a new advertising model, or a new business model altogether, then it should die. The current model is based on advertisers shelling out huge coin to pay for audiences that the networks aren't really delivering. Take a look at the Nielson ratings; by any scientific standard those are completely bogus measures of the audience. They asked me to help them for a month, I didn't respond, they left me alone... hmm, does there seem to be a problem with their selection of data? A little less American Experience that month in their records. The networks and the advertizers have been willing to live in that let's-pretend-they're-real-numbers dream, but they're about to wake up.

    The monolithic networks will take this very hard, and they're likely not going to survive this change. The general audience they aim for just won't be there. It's been eroding forever, but once the advertising model frays a bit, that sucker's going to split wide open.

    if the only money was in the DVD release, why do TV at all?

    Actually you imagine an acceptable alternative. Sounds a lot like other point-to-point models, or somewhat like HBO's approach to TV, which has gotten a lot of good press lately. People buy those shows on DVD, and buy them avidly.

    Personally I'd imagine a future in which corporations go back to actually producing soecific shows because the target demographic works for them. "Beauty and the Beast" would have various "women's products" as sponsors, for example. Shows like that (not that I ever even saw B & the B) are a good example of how the current system fails; that won its slot amongst adult women, but it didn't attract that audience the networks want, cutting across demographics. In the real world, at least for anyone with the $8-a-month cable I buy, that world doesn't exist any more anyway.

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    1. Re:The current model's a farce anyway by willtsmith · · Score: 1

      Ditto. Neilson's suck. But there really has been no better alternative till recently.

      The alternative is digital TV boxes with Pay-Per-View. A show might cost a quarter. This may sound annoying but all the sudden producers must court me. They don't get their quarters unless they produce quality material that I'll actually pay DIRECTLY for.

      As it is, the cost of telivision is an indirect tax that I must pay whether I watch these shows or not. It shows up in the products that I buy. The cost of some products represent nearly 90% advertising (Nike).

      I'd gladly trade the thousands I spend every year on advertising for a direct pay model. I'd watch less and get better product. That probably scares the shit out of a LOT of people in Hollywood AND Madison Avenue. It should. Then we collectively excercise control.

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  248. Re:Oh my god! They killed Transformers! You b**tar by Cro+Magnon · · Score: 1
    even Optimus Prime is going on about catching 'minicons'


    But do you gotta catch em all? Oops, wrong slogan!
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  249. Tech will Save the Advertisers by idealord · · Score: 1

    Several approaches are in development. I used to work (until a month ago) for ACTV (www.actv.com), now part of OPTV (www.optv.com) who had a deal with TIVO to provide patented services which would have privileged certain ad providers so that their ads could not be skipped.

    Besides this radical solution other changes could be:

    1. Bugs - ad strips shown continuously on top of TV content. You may have noticed the Zenith HDTV ad strip at the bottom of every Enterprise episode in the first 15 secs.

    2. Compelling interactive ad content. Advertisers are hoping that by making ads interactive and fun - think of the Orbitz dump the fool popup ad - users will stop the FF'ing and play. Interactive ads provide deeper brand awareness studies show.

    3. Targeted ads. Digital settop boxes know where you live and thus they know your demographic. ACTV has developed ads which by multi-plexing their video stream are simultaneously targeted to their demographic. TIVO (see ACTV press releases) was working with ACTV to allow for these targeting and privileging to occur.

    4. Old-fashioned ads within the shows. Some shows will be merely ad vehicles.

    Don't think for a second that ads are going away from TV. The future will mean more ads, more annoying ads and more choices. But advertising IS television.

    jeff
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  250. Do you really think that? by Inoshiro · · Score: 1

    "... inevitably, a Carrot-Top or similar ad, designed deliberately to be annoying .."

    Do you really think that a company goes to an ad agency, plonks down a million dollars, and says to them, "make us something that will piss people off -- we want them annoyed!"

    No, of course not, that would be stupid. They're just commercials designed with a different taste in comedy than you have. Don't ascribe to malice what can be explained through different points of view.

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    1. Re:Do you really think that? by lone_marauder · · Score: 1

      Do you really think that a company goes to an ad agency, plonks down a million dollars, and says to them, "make us something that will piss people off -- we want them annoyed!"

      In point of fact, they do exactly that. They are trying to create an emotional response. Creating that emotional response with anger is very effective with one particular type of advertising - name recognition. It is a well known and time proven marketing strategy.

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  251. I still watch ads. by nvrrobx · · Score: 1

    If the ad is compelling or for a product I want, I'll watch.

    If the entire ad segment is for feminine hygenine products, I'll fast forward.

    It's that simple.

  252. MOD PARENT UP by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    looks like someone from the riaa had mod points today, and modded the parent 'flamebait'

  253. What movie? by filmsmith · · Score: 1

    I've not heard reports of such a garish movie. Would you care to fill me? I'm always curious/cautious of such bad films.

    Though I should point out that "totally commercial romantic comedy" and "a chase scene that was arguably the only action sequence" indicates your confusion with genres.

    fs

  254. TiVo user willing to watch commercials.. BUT.... by Torqued · · Score: 1

    It's not my fault that the delivery model for television advertising is lagging behind the technology. Why should I waste my time watching commercials that do not apply to me or that I have no interest in seeing? Now.. there are a few commercials that I will watch - even on the Tivo -- Commercials for TV shows that I am interested in, funny commercials, commercials for other sci-fi shows, commercials for motorcycle stuff, some commercials for home remodeling/etc... What this world needs is more Victora's Secret and AFLAC commercials! ;)

    I watch *more* television shows/programs in *less* time than I watched before.

    By skipping commercials, I can watch 2 "1-hour" shows in 1.5 hours. Watching 10 "hours" of TV programming can be done in 7.5 hours with Tivo. I do a lot of things that interest me with an "extra" 2.5 hours of time! To me, my time is more valuable than whatever some advertiser is paying for their 30-second slot. People that waste my time piss me off!

    If I want to go out to dinner, go to a movie, or go out of town, I don't have to worry about taping and/or missing any of the shows I *really* want to watch - this is especially handy on weekend nights.

    Yes.. I skip commercials.. BUT, I would say that I have absolutely no interest in > 90% of the commercials being shown:

    -I'm not looking to buy a new car
    -I'm not looking to buy a new PC - "Dude! I'm NOT getting a Dell!
    -I don't eat fast food
    -I'm a guy and don't need make-up, feminine hygiene products, nor do I want to have an "organic experience" when washing my hair
    -I am not looking to refinance a house
    -I don't watch Oprah, Dr. Phil, or any of those other mindless talk shows.
    -I don't care about commercials for other shows that I have absolutely no interest in - I don't care what time they come on nor do I want to see whatever stupid teaser you're going to put in the commercial
    -I'm 33 years old - I don't need denture adhesive, senior citizen "supplemental insurance" and/or home delivery of drugs, etc. ...

    Have I left anything out?

    What I would like to see is more targeted advertising that gives me information that I really want to see. Have the commercials downloaded to the Tivo and insert them dynamically into the program at the commercial breaks. Set aside an "hour" worth of disk space and fill it with 120 30-second commercials that can be inserted dynamically into my shows. Maybe embed a signal in the broadcast that would indicate the start of the commercial break and how long it is to run.. Let me "rate" the commercials like I can "rate" programs on the Tivo - 1,2, or 3 thumbs-up or thumbs-down and give me 80% of the commercials that I have said I want to receive and 20% of commercials that you think I would want to receive based on the ratings of my tv programs and commericals.

    Just like with the TV shows, give me something that I want to watch and I will watch it.

  255. My prediction about dvr ads by geekee · · Score: 1

    I predict dvrs will start playing their own ads when you hit pause, much like the software promos that sometimes show up on ReplayTV now, when it's paused.

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  256. Billions! by BigBuckHunter · · Score: 1

    So instead of them making billions and billions and billions of dollars, they must now settle for billions and billions of dollars!

    Poor TV people.

  257. Honesty resonates. by ghjm · · Score: 1

    If I hadn't eaten in two days, I would still walk past a Hardees. I wouldn't even think twice about it. It would never enter my consciousness that going in and eating was a selectable option. This isn't out of spite or anger or anything, I just long ago dismissed the idea that I would ever get edible food from a Hardees.

    The Hardees "Star" ad campaign was very memorable. I laughed at many of the ads, I clearly linked the ads to Hardees and not some other fast food chain or "fast food in general", and I even associated the ads with the Hardees star logo on the physical locations. Because of that campaign, Hardees locations now appear on my mental map. I even navigate by them: "Turn left at the Hardees on Swift Ave."

    But I still haven't been inside one in 10+ years. I would have said there was nothing they could do about it at this point: My brand perception is fully developed, and it repels me from their restaurants.

    This current campaign is a stroke of genius. They are spending millions to talk to me about the flaws with their products. As far as I know, no-one has ever done that before. And they are getting it right: The flaws they are talking about are in fact the reason I'm not going. When a major advertiser is prepared to speak openly and honestly about their own defects, they have my attention.

    -Graham

  258. Who Watches Adds Anyway by zrgn · · Score: 1

    Did they take into account in their study that many people watch another program while adds are on? Our TV does picture on picture, so when the adds start, we switch to another channel and wait for the adds to end. If we get a TIVO (or Canadian equivilant) then we still can't fast forward through comercials for realtime broadcasts. The result is that durring comercials, we would still flip to another station unless the show is pre-recorded.

    The only time that we actually have comercials playing is when the TV is on in the background. Even with a TIVO, we would still hear those comercials because why would you pre-record a show for background noise.

    The end result: In our situation we will end up viewing the same number of comercials with a TIVO than without.

    What's the big whoop?

  259. Re:Oh my god! They killed Transformers! You b**tar by Galvatron · · Score: 1, Insightful
    Actually, I think it should be noted that Transformers was a prototype for the TV series as toy advertisement concept. Previously, there had been regulations preventing certain tv show/toy tie ins. After the elimination of those rules, Transformers got started. There's a reason that they killed off most of the existing Transformers and replaced them with new ones in Transformers: the Movie, to sell more toys. GI Joe, of course, was similar in terms of trying to create as large of a cast as possible to sell more toys.


    Believe me, Transformers absolutely was the Pokemon of its day. They just hadn't gotten things quite as perfected back then.

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  260. Don't admit... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I have a TiVo and I never understand why everyone openly admits they don't watch the commercials.

    If we want this whole ad paid TV thing to keep working we have to pretend that we watch them and secretly laugh amongst ourselves that we are just forgetting about all those ads.

    By the way, I do watch an ad every once in a while that is entertaining or about a movie that I might want to go see. The advantage is that I only have to watch the movie ad once. Not a hundred more times.

  261. Here's a new way to do it. by satanami69 · · Score: 1

    It ties in live events so that people that skip the commercials as they are aired do not get the benefit.

    When the commercials air, they have a discount code the is good for 10 minutes only. For the people that watch commercials, they get the deal, or whatever else is being offered. For those that want to skip the commercial, they don't get the deal.

    It's no longer good enough to expect me to sit and watch something without getting something in return. I get enjoyment out of the TV shows. I don't get anything from most ads I sit through. If they want me to stop skipping ads, then they need to start offering more.

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  262. The New Microsoft Office by ShadowRage · · Score: 1

    according to the commercial, microsoft hires a buncha people who are obviously doped up to run around in slow motion, screaming, jumping into each other into your work place...

    or are they selling a new drug?

    they use brainwashing at a very basic level..
    show a buncha people happy and feeling good, then flash your logo, instantly, you get this thought in your head that "hey, it looks like a great product! those people are happy!"

  263. Re:Advertisers Have Largely Done This To Themselve by violet16 · · Score: 1
    I certainly don't think it's easy to make something entertaining and effective, but enough commercials have done it that it's obvious that it's not impossible. ... Remember the infamous Big Brother Apple commercial that started the whole Super Bowl commerical stuff?

    No fair using the Apple/1984 commercial as an example--that's the most famous ad in history! Any company would love to produce an ad that memorable.

    But we're not getting dumb, annoying ads because companies and ad agencies are lazy bastards who can't be bothered making anything interesting. Tens of billions of dollars are spent developing, test-marketing, placing and measuring the effectiveness of today's TV ads. They're 95% dreck because it's so difficult to be entertaining without reducing the effectiveness of your sales message, not because nobody's trying.

  264. TV? by dosboss · · Score: 1

    You still watch TV? TV shows are nothing but one big advertisment these days. The quality of TV programming took a big nosedive a few years back as TV execs shoved anything onto the airwaves they could to get more advertising dollars. Sure there are a couple diamonds in the rough ('24' is probably my only current favorite on a regular network, but I borrow a friend's tape after he's finished removing commercials). Even my beloved Discovery Channel and Cartoon Netowrk are getting seriously annoying with the adverts. I've taken to just reading a book whenever I need entertainment. Yes, the paper-and-ink kind. Let me see them insert a 30 second spot there.

  265. Thumbs Up For More Information by ddixon · · Score: 1

    I've noticed recently that some commercials give you the 'Press Thumbs Up for more information' icon. This is usually done for upcoming shows. For example, there is a commercial for Law and Order, and an icon will appear prompting you to press the 'Thumbs Up' button to automatically record it.

    Now, they are doing this for products as well. This was a commercial for a Cadillac Escalade. When you press 'Thumbs Up' you are taken to a three minute infomercial about the Escalade.

    So, whether or not Ad Supported TV will be destroyed remains to be seen. But, Tivo has already changed advertising possibilities.

  266. paid tv rather then product placements by thayner · · Score: 1

    Commercials are dead (they'll fight it, but they'll lose), I just hope that what wins out is people will pay for commercial-free tv (i.e. a few extra bucks for the cable bill) rather then product placements becoming more overwhelming then they are now. If I was a betting man however, I'd say we'll end up paying and having more product placements.

  267. Ads by rilian4 · · Score: 1

    Fifteen percent DVR penetration implies that 9.1 percent of all ads would not be watched...

    As if I watch them now w/o a DVR? I do useful things during ads on tv shows I have to watch live...like using the restroom or getting a bite to eat or checking my email, etc, etc, etc...

    I pay as little attention as is physically possible to ads as it is and I would assume a statistically significant percentage of the general tv-viewers out there do the same.

    It seems to me as though ad minutes are constantly rising while minutes of actual programming seem to be falling. Take NFL football broadcasts...a team scores a touchdown...break to an ad...2 minutes later...extra point (a whole 30-45 seconds)...break to an ad....2 minutes later...team kicks off to other team(another 20-30 seconds)...break to yet another ad...now after 6 minutes of ads and 2 minutes of football finally we might get to see another 4 or 5 minutes before a punt/td/fieldgoal. Then, you guessed it, we start into more ads....and lets not forget each team has 3 timeouts per half(12 total in the game) and there are built-in TV timeouts and of course half-time which is another 80%+ filled with ads.

    With this much advertising interrupting a show, is it any wonder people like DVR's? I record a few shows on VCR to watch later and I can tell you it takes only about 25-30 minutes to watch an hour show when you can fast forward through the ads.

    I guess my point is that people are already ignoring ads because of the large volume out there so ad companies should take the hint and find a less intrusive way to pitch their products while still continuing to sponser tv programming.

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  268. Thanks, TIVO users by RalphSlate · · Score: 1

    Great. I'm a person who played by the rules that the networks laid down. Watch our commercials and we'll let you watch our show for free.

    If between-show commercials can no longer be used to pay for programming, I will now be forced to either pay to view each show, or I will have to put up with incredibly intrusive advertising woven into the programming -- something that can't be skipped.

    That's just great. Pay more or be annoyed more. And just how is everyone better off because of this?

    Talk about killing the goose that lays golden eggs.

  269. DVR's will Increase Quality by Le+Marteau · · Score: 1

    The "spiral of death" could rapidly lead to a further deterioration not just in viewing and advertising support but also in the quality of programming. If broadcasters are taking in fewer revenues because they deliver fewer viewers, they will have less money to invest in programming. Broadcasters' outside promotional costs could rise because they are "fighting for every viewer," he said.

    Bullshit. The quality is all on cable. Look at HBO, which is TOTALLY paid for by subscribers, with NO ad income. Free TV is pure junk, and I welcome its death.

    I'm looking forward to TV financed by people who are willing to pay for it, rather than paid for by the eyeballs people too dumb to have a DVR or to simple minded do something else while the commercials are on. THEN we'll see quality TV... when they've got to make it so good they need people to actuall open their wallet, rather than stare, slack jawed and drooling, at their commercials.

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  270. Sporting Events? by Razzak · · Score: 1

    Well, Sporting Events are one thing I like to watch Live, and the only thing I have zero interest in watching a recording of (except Classics). What if we saw the following changes in the industry?

    Free Channels:
    Sporting Events Channels
    Home & Garden Channels using Sponsors Products
    Live News Channels

    Subscription:
    Everything Else
    Debate News Channels

    There's only three ways for stations to make money. Ads, In-Show Ads, and Subscription Fees. Unfortunately, it's my understanding that in-show ads are currently not allowed. See, everyone here complains about commercials, but a long time ago people felt that was better than having their favorite show butchered by an in-show ad. How would you like it if Kiefer Sutherland suddenly started talking about how much he likes his new Colgate Toothpaste?

    I think the bigger issue is: How will this affect channel lineups? Will we see Sporting Events shifted toward networks-only and most network contect shifted towards a subscription based model?

    Rules need to change. Everything needs to change. As with most technology, let's just shut our eyes to its impact and hope it works out. That's what I'll be doing with my Tivo.

  271. Futurama by Unixinvid · · Score: 1

    Well if advertisers were very sinister they should putting advertisements in peoples dreams. It worked for Fry.

  272. Networks need to make ads more acceptable by ArmorFiend · · Score: 1

    The super-bowl is great, the ads are mostly interesting and various. If you're watching the TV I watch (simpsons, soccer, star trek re-runs), you'll quickly notice that the same 4 ads are replayed every commercial break, and that they are crap. (oh boy a car comercial with pictures of a car driving through the woods - yawn). If the networks wouldn't beat us over the heads with chump advertising, it might actually not get skipped over. You say they have to play what their buyers send them, and I say they should price the advertising based on how amusing/denigrating the ads are. Just another car commercial is the average, a funny commercial costs less to air, a locally produced car dealership sale ad is the the most expensive. Want to put your ad on 8 times in the same hour? Fine, but it costs way more than if you spread them out over several shows.

    I've basically stopped watching TV because of ads being stupid.

  273. That is if advertising works... by Frobozz0 · · Score: 1

    Yes, they may be overpaying ONLY if we determine that advertising is effecting consumers 9.1% less. I doubt that 9.1% less viewings will equal 9.1% less sales and brand awareness.

    Do I really need to go through the plethora of reasons? I don't have the energy for that right now.

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  274. Unfortunately, one thing it might lead to... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    TNT, as you may or may not know, is now digitally placing sponsor products INTO THE SHOWS where they weren't before, e.g. a Coke can on Lt. Van Buren's desk during Law and Order.

    If that's what TiVO is gonna lead to, I want no part in it...

  275. Scaled viewing window by HandleJim · · Score: 1

    I don't know about elsewhere in the world but in South Africa we have an interesting form of advertising during live sport broadcasts.

    Periodically, the sport window is scaled to say 60% of the original into the upper right corner. Advertising messages are then flashed on the left and bottom margins of the screen.

    I suppose it's acceptable for sports broadcasts and I can imagine it would unacceptable to most viewers if this was done to normal television programming.

    Yet, I can also imagine that there would be networks with the gall to do this to their whole programming line-up.

    User's of PVR devices wouldn't be able to skip this form of advertising.

  276. TiVo just makes it more -obvious- by Jahf · · Score: 2, Informative

    For years my family has habitually put commercials on mute and either used the time to talk, go to the restroom, or grab something to eat (and no, never all three simultaneously ;). Yes, I FF through commercials with TiVo instead of sitting there and ignoring them, but that doesn't mean TiVo has made me watch fewer commercials.

    In fact, I may be paying -more- attention to the commercials I'm interested in as at least once every couple of days I see something that catches my eye and I rewind and watch the commercial.

    Not to mention the studies that show that people who FF through commercials (which means you have to closely watch the screen to see when the show has come back on) show the same level of retention of commercial contents after 1 hour. I'm too lazy to look up the URL of the study but I found it from a long past /. article.

    In other words, TiVo hasn't damaged commercials, it has just given the large corporations a way to get big discounts from the networks and/or more insidiously get their products inserted into the program content like a close-up on a can of a specific soda brand, etc.

    We'll always be stuck with advertisements.

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    1. Re:TiVo just makes it more -obvious- by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That's also why they implement these things:
      Showcase: grouping of ads
      (non-television related)
      A dell DJ
      Pioneer plasma
      (not now, but I remember)
      Accura cars
      BMW
      Mercedes
      Caddilac
      Lexus
      The Pioneer DVR / DVD-R writer
      the fact that when you pass a special commercial, you get a choice to (thumb up) to record the commercial.

      The fact that every so often, it records TiVo Infomercials for reasons I have yet to figure out.

      The fact that it'll send anonymous usage data about what you are Season Pass('d) to.

      Need I go on?

      TiVo just has a special outlet for ads.

      (They also have Universal Records giving them OLD content via the home media option (series 2 only) )

  277. Parasites killing the host? by el+cisne · · Score: 1

    Ok, so they are not exactly parasites, ad sales are where I guess most of the money comes from. But IMNSHO, ads themselves are killing ad-supported TV. It has gotten so bad that you can't hardly watch for more that 10 minutes without there being another ad. They make a 90 minute movie into a 180 minute movie. Even when it is something I like, after watching for so long, I just get fed up and turn the damn thing off before the show or movie is over. In other words, there are so many ads that it is not worth trying to watch anything. IMNSHO of course.

  278. the model is DEAD, long live the model by bechthros · · Score: 1

    I couldn't agree more, and I can't understand why nobody but us smart people has figured this out yet.

    Can anybody out there seriously say they don't know what McDonalds makes? Why are they advertising period, considering that their ads consist of subjects as relevant to burger-eating as a DJ spinning records, or kids playing soccer. They don't even mention their food, everybody already knows it's there and knows it's crap. They advertise, well, nothing more than the Corporate Name. which isn't in any danger of being forgotton. To my mind, they could stop advertising on TV tomorrow and their sales would be completely unaffected. In fact, their bottom line would probably be up considerably given how much their ads must cost to produce.

    I think that consumers, TV ad producers, and the businesses who use them have all gotten so desensitized to the TV commercial that nobody is asking anymore if the whole premise is even valid. I mean, back in the 50's you had ads that actually talked about their products and why they were better. Hardly any ads do this anymore, preferring to dwell on shiny happy people holding hands as they walk through a McDonalds. Ads today sell a feeling, not a product, and should be seriously examined by their producers and buyers as considerable wastes of resources.

    Speaking from my own point of view, the only effective ads that work on me are word of mouth ones. When I heard about Krispy Kreme, when I heard about my favorite record store (that I still go to), when I heard about slashdot, it wasn't a TV commercial that told me. It was a friend. Companies have shown since (TTBOMK) the early 80's that this was a very effective line of marketing, that's why they started giving Guess jeans away to the popular kids for free. It worked like a charm. So why this tired old blindered approach to advertising, that the only thing that will sell a product is a TV commercial? IMHO that's the thing most guaranteed NOT to sell a product, in the same way that junk mail is guaranteed NOT to make me enter the publishers' clearinghouse sweepstakes.

    The bottom line is, as long as commercials are ignorable, a lot of people will ignore them. Whether the means to that ignorance is a VCR or a tivo or, God forbid, your own power of attention, is irrelevant. When I'm at the gas pump and they start scrolling an ad for some cigarettes they've got on sale, I... actually look away. It's easy, especially if there's any girls around. I don't think TV commercials were effective when they started, I don't think they were effective 20 years ago, and I don't think they're effective now. If fact, I kinda suspect that they're just an excuse for the entire business model of broadcasting to exist at all. I would be THRILLED to be able to pay for the equivalent of network TV (non-movie channels) with content that I enjoyed and with NO commercials. I think many many other people would too. I think that this could result in a revolution of TV content many of us have been waiting decades to see. But as long as TV networks have to worry about their advertisers, we will continue to see programming as bland and inoffesive as possible.

    One thing I don't understand is how skipping commercials is a huge problem with tivo, but it wasn't with VCR's. IMHO companies buying ads in a medium with as wide a demographic focus as network TV are suckers anyway - like somebody else in this thread said, if I'm watching an episode of "Law and Order" I can see ads for both douche and nursing homes. It doesn't take Einstein to figure out that those two demographics are mutually exclusive. Wheras when I watch any discovery channels, I see ads for things that I might actually possibly care about. Most of them still don't hit home to me, but at least I can tell they're *trying*.

    The TV advertising business model is dead, long live the TV advertising business model.

    1. Re:the model is DEAD, long live the model by bensagenius · · Score: 1

      Yeah, we all know what McDonalds -- and every other national business -- produces. The pain will be felt most by the local advertisers.

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    2. Re:the model is DEAD, long live the model by 91degrees · · Score: 1

      Ads just don't work like that anymore. They're simply to introduce brand identity. Most people would want a Mercedes rather than a Bristol Blenheim. They probably haven't ever driven a Mercedes, but they don't even know what a Bristol looks like. They'll go for the brand they're most comfortable with.

      You're right that ads sell a feeling. The advertisers want the feeling. They like the pavlovian response. If you feel good watching the ad, you'll feel good using the product.

  279. If TiVo "destroys" ad-supported TV... by Guppy06 · · Score: 2, Insightful

    then it's the advertisements that ultimately did it in. If the commercials were half-way interesting or entertaining, people wouldn't want to change the channel or use the time as a bathroom break. All TiVo does it let consumers express their displeasure with incessant, inane advertising much more loudly.

  280. I skip TV... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    It's called changing the channel until the commercial is over!

    I do the same, but usually, by the time the commercials go off, I have forgotten what show I was watching. Or I have found another show to watch. Then commercials come on again. Since 99% of what is on sucks, I usually end up back on the original show wondering what the hell happened during the 5-10 minutes of show that I missed thanks to my being on another channel. Now I'm pissed. I turn off the TV. I get online. Software filters ads of all kinds out of my life and I get to what I'm interested in seeing/hearing/reading for as long as I like.

    As a result, I have gone from watching 4-7 hours of TV a day several years ago to 1-3 hours of TV per week. TIVO may be the only hope TV advertisers have of getting people like me back.

  281. Good! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    This would be wonderful! Personally, the best TV I see today, I order online and then it is delivered to me by mail on DVD. I watch what I want, when I want, and I return it when I am good well and ready!

  282. Return of Profitable Web Ad's by Bruha · · Score: 1

    Even with current blocking tech many websites may benefit from this with a increase of revenue if they can prove their ad penetration is better than a TiVo's.

  283. But ... by I+don't+want+to+spen · · Score: 1

    How do they advertise Tivos?

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  284. The TV-ad business model NEVER really worked.... by macraig · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Television advertising has never really worked. The profit directly generated by TV ads has never offset the cost of the advertising... and guess who's been paying to make up the difference? National advertising campaigns have been a significant factor behind inflation for decades.

  285. Fatal statistics flaw ... by arantius · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Statistics can be great. They can also be utterly totally horrible. Sure, perhaps one day, 15% of people will own and use a DVR. But how many of those people previously owned and used a VCR?
    I've used my VCR for time shifting for years, and I always skipped the commercials there. I doubt 15% of people that have never used a VCR are going to purchase and use a DVR.

    Moreover, the 15% prediction number is fluffed up. Oh so many digital cable and satellite providers give you a DVR right in the box they make you use. I wager a significant number of people with DVR boxes do not use them.

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  286. I just don't get it. by jbarr · · Score: 2, Insightful
    From the article:
    "As a result, five-year earnings growth for TV station groups could fall from as much as 10 percent to as low as 4 percent."

    Is it just me or does everyone seem to be missing this? People, they are not losing money! Their growth is simply being slowed. Sure, they aren't making as MUCH money, but they are still making money and growing! I'll be the first to admit that I'm no economist, but it just kills me that we get sucked into this kind of FUD. I just don't get it. What am I missing?
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  287. Love Actually by ianscot · · Score: 1
    Yes, and it's being reasonably well-reviewed.

    Take a look at "Love Actually" and compare it to an old episode of "The Love Boat." In terms of the plot structure, even the points-of-departure opening and closing: they're almost identical. Both basically involve bringing in "guest stars" to walk through braided storylines that are written so boringly that they'd fall apart if you saw any one plot together in sequence.

    It's not the worst movie I've ever seen, but it's thoroughly mediocre and commercial. The stars kindle some "chemistry" maybe, but the movie has no idea about "love" whatsoever. (Plus which, it actually refers to 9/11 at the beginning as if it has a single clue about how "love" bears on those events. And then it winds up with a big chase scene in which a 10-year-old foils airport security by running fast. Yelch.) (/review)

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