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  1. Re:G4? Who cares. on PyraMac Pyramid G4 Case Mod · · Score: 1

    How true. I originally didn't intend for my case mod comment to be moderated as funny -- I think people saw the "cheese grater" comment that I linked to and somehow connected the two comments in a humorous way. I think Slashdot is a unique forum in that most people (including moderators) are practicing their speed reading skills more than actually reading the content. :^)

  2. Re:G4? Who cares. on PyraMac Pyramid G4 Case Mod · · Score: 1
    Good lord that's a crap idea!
    But hey, I got modded to 5 for it! :^) (Now watch it get modded down... Heh.)
  3. Re:G4? Who cares. on PyraMac Pyramid G4 Case Mod · · Score: 4, Funny

    I was thinking that with the cheese grater-like front and back of the G5 tower, you could put any sort of neon lighting inside and it would look pretty neat... Couple that with an oil-based fog generator, and you would see lots of beams of light coming out of the case! I'm not sure if the fog would affect the system components though.

  4. Re:Cry me a river on RIAA To Sue Hundreds Of File Swappers · · Score: 0
    Is stealing from the mafia ok? It's a legitimate moral question.
    There is a famous quote that answers this question rather well: "Two wrongs don't make a right."
  5. Re:Who cares? on Apple Hardware VP Defends Benchmarks · · Score: 1

    According to Greg Joswiak, Hardware VP at Apple, "the G5 is not going in a PowerBook anytime soon." (the article mentioning this is here)... Keep in mind though that Apple wants to keep selling their Powerbook G4s until the second that the Powerbook G5 comes out, so he is kind of obligated to say something like this.

    As much as the current Powerbook G4s are sexy (I own the 550 MHz model), I would also recommend waiting a little while to see if there are any more developments about the Powerbook G5. Keep checking thinksecret.com, macrumors.com, macosrumors.com, spymac.com and such to find out!

    Regardless of which Powerbook you opt for, you won't be disappointed -- they really are great machines. If you have any questions, please feel free to email me at i_love_junk_email@yahoo.com (yes, it's a real address!)...

  6. Re:Joswiak on Apple Hardware VP Defends Benchmarks · · Score: 1

    Greg, in case you read my comment, all apologies -- I would still like to have a chance of working at Apple. :^)

  7. Re:G4 story icon on Apple Hardware VP Defends Benchmarks · · Score: 1

    Here is the image that I think Taco should use to replace the G4 with...

  8. Joswiak on Apple Hardware VP Defends Benchmarks · · Score: 5, Funny

    Every time I hear the name "Joswiak", I keep thinking the guy is some hybrid between Steve Jobs and Steve Wozniak -- some kind of mutant creature straight out of the R&D Labs at Apple. :^)

  9. Re:Here's my challenge... on Mastering Regular Expressions · · Score: 1
    Um, RTFM?
    I have read the perlre pod file and Mastering Regular Expressions for sections pertaining to multi-line regular expressions -- and none of the approaches given work for the files I work with. Programming Perl doesn't touch the topic. While the logical answer would be to switch files, sadly that is not an option for me.
  10. Here's my challenge... on Mastering Regular Expressions · · Score: 1

    Does anyone here know how to do multi-line regexes in perl? I've seen the notation on how to do it (Mastering Regular Expressions has one paragraph for it), but nothing seems to work...

  11. Re:What I Simply Do Not Understand on Apple's G5 Speeds Challenged · · Score: 1

    The Church of Yoda has a passage on this:

    "Fear leads to anger. Anger leads to hate. Hate leads to suffering."

    Seriously though, people are just plain irrational... I think we have a lot of "left-over" emotions from our hunter-gatherer days that haunt us now in the form of superiority complexes, hate, wars and the like. Sadly, removing the basis of those emotions would remove the very thing that makes us human -- the capacity to "feel".

  12. Re:"Cyclops", now "Cheese Grater" on New G5 Power Macs "Fastest Desktop In The World" · · Score: 5, Funny
    Is it just me, or does the new G5 look like a massive cheese grater from the front?
    The new Apple Powercheesegrater 9000 guarantees to grate cheese 9.7x faster than any Intel lookalike. Gastronomically impress your friends with freshly grated parmesan, romano or limburger cheese by simply moving a cheese block along the front (or back!) of the Powercheesegrater case. The groundbreaking 64-bit G5 CPU gently heats your cheese while you continue to grate. This computer simply gives the greatest grate imaginable -- all from the folks who brought you the original Macintosh computer. Call 1-800-MY-APPLE today for more information, or to place an order.
  13. Re:SPEC scores.. Xeon? on New G5 Power Macs "Fastest Desktop In The World" · · Score: 3, Informative

    The SPEC benchmark programs that Apple ran were all compiled by GCC 3.3 -- the benchmarks on the SPEC website are different because they use different compilers. Chill out. :^)

  14. That'll never happen! on Red Hat Plans Open Source Java · · Score: 4, Funny
    According to a ComputerWire article, RedHat is in discussions with Sun about launching an open source version of the Java platform.
    Ha! That'll happen when pigs fly, and when Apple comes out with a system that is faster than a PC. Oh wait...
  15. Trolls? on New G5 Power Macs "Fastest Desktop In The World" · · Score: 5, Funny

    Either I'm surfing /. at too high of a threshold, or the anti-Apple trolls seem to have run away in fear today... :^)

  16. Re:Announcing 3Ghz within a year? on New G5 Power Macs "Fastest Desktop In The World" · · Score: 1
    All models are wrong. Some are useful.
    That quote is by George Box, a Quality Engineering god... The quote is on the bottom-right part of the linked page.
  17. Re:This will be another solid update on Jaguar is Over · · Score: 1

    I agree -- it locked up hard and fast... I still find it funny that they host a copy online though. :^)

  18. Re:Holy Crap, these G5s are going to be $$$ on Jaguar is Over · · Score: 1

    They are al$o going to be very fa$t... :^)

  19. Re:This will be another solid update on Jaguar is Over · · Score: 4, Insightful
    Do you see Apple providing updates for System 7.5 anymore?
    No, but do you see Microsoft hosting a copy of Windows 95 on their FTP site?
  20. Re:Apple? on Microsoft Rolls Out Pocket PC 2003 · · Score: 1

    Well, Apple just announced their Powermac G5:

    - Dual 2.0 GHz PPC970 processors
    - 160 GB of hard drive space
    - 4x DVD-R Superdrive

    $2,999

    vs. the HP system you mentioned, when configured as close to equivalently as possible:

    - Dual 900 MHz Itanium processors
    - 145 GB of hard drive space
    - CD-RW / DVD-ROM combo drive

    $10,043

    $7,000 cheaper... The only question now is how their performance compares. Time will tell!

  21. Re:Apple + PPC970 = True! on Jaguar is Over · · Score: 1
    And Macslash says Powerbook G5!
    Macslash says "Internal Server Error" for me -- that's why I pointed to Maccentral instead... :^)
  22. Apple + PPC970 = True! on Jaguar is Over · · Score: 4, Interesting

    Steve Jobs just confirmed at the WWDC Keynote that Apple systems with the PPC970 are a reality! No word yet on availability.

  23. Re:Apple? on Microsoft Rolls Out Pocket PC 2003 · · Score: 1

    I am willing to bet that Apple's 64-bit computer (assuming it is released) will be over a thousand dollars cheaper than the HP workstation you mentioned, and still score competitively against it...

  24. Apple? on Microsoft Rolls Out Pocket PC 2003 · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Here's to hoping that Apple truly does announce a 64-bit workstation today -- that will nicely put Microsoft's announcements in perspective. :^)

    /me dons asbestos suit...

  25. Re: wpoison on Honeypot For Identifying Email-Harvesters · · Score: 1

    A friend of mine thought of something similar once -- what if you had two email addresses that had forwarding rules set to each other? In other words:

    joe@abc.com auto-forwards all incoming email to joe@xyz.com
    joe@xyz.com auto-forwards all incoming email to joe@abc.com

    It's the classic "10 GOTO 20; 20 GOTO 10", but with email accounts. Has anyone out there tried this?