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  1. Re:Consumable Processor Units on Which Processor Is Best For Real-Time Computations? · · Score: 1

    nono.. its ahh... not that ;)

  2. yeeesh on Paul McCartney Goes After MP3.com · · Score: 0

    First off, mp3.com rules. Second, I didnt read the article. Third, the Beatles suck ass. Now that the Moderators have me down to -1, Id like to say I have NEVER downloaded illegal music or stored it on my machine. I think its wrong and everyone whos done it should be locked up in jail. Now that I have flaming twenty line replies, Id like to say I am a compulsive liar, and that I have a five gig mp3 collection, everything from KMFDM to Sublime. I would also like to state that Napster sucks, and (plug!) undernet is great for getting your illegal 0h-d4y warez. #cablewarez rules, as well as any channel starting with cable. I love my cable modem. Gosh Im completely OT here now, I havent thrown in Grits or Natalie Portman or the Aibo yet, so sad. To sum it up fuck that English prick, as if he didnt have enough money. Bye! Spring break = Paris, France in 4 hours. bwahahahah@#% check out http://24.11.33.135, Im gonna see if my windows box will stay up for a week with ftp (new/new port 21), AIM, ICQ, and winApache. BWAHAHHAHHA@#% It wont last an hour.

  3. Re:Next Stop: Sky Net? on Exoskeletons for Human Performance Augmentation · · Score: 0

    Gahh!@#% Theres more crap to think of, like internet traffic (specially if you have a static ip). They can setup a tiny box, similar to a keylogger, which sends anything youre doing to whoever wants it. Hell small programs can capture keys and take screenshots, Im starting to think there is no privacy. The conspirators are always the criminals, so it all ends up fucked up anyway. Who cares! If you have something to hide itll be found, name someone whos kept a secret to their grave.

  4. Re:.ORG's and .COM's on UPDATED: OpenSSH Domain Name Controversy · · Score: 0

    I would go to clownpenis.fart, I dont know about you, but hell Id register you.fart, to have great domains like did.you.fart n stuff, that would just *kick ass* Welp its that time again folks, my once-in-a-while rant. Moderators, start your engines.

    Domain squatting is for f*cking sh*theads. WTF. Why would you even *try* to steal someone's company name. Remember the Morgan Dean Whitter fiasco? Some guy registered their initials and said it was a bike company, but broke down in court and said he held it for squatting. This *MIGHT* not sound too bad of a squat, and you might even think Whitter is a bunch of *ssholes, but theres MORE. The guy, turns out, had registered like 10 other domains, DWhitter.com, etc etc, and they got mighty pissed at the fact that he blatantly was trying to rip them off.

    ANOTHER THING. eBay should take down its domain auctions. They set the fscking reserves at 1,000$ so they can rake in the cash, but no ones gonna pay (well seriously pay, maybe jokingly) anything over 300$ for a domain, and only if theyre a HUUUUGE corporation who doesnt have time for court cases... damnit. I saw stuff like "abcnewsteam.com" on eBay n crap, damnit we need an anti-squatters petition. /.'ers seem to be good with petitions, we need a cover page link tho, think of what happens when we send a petition with 24,000+ signatures to ebay saying fuck squatting... egad that would be great. I would rule the world.

    feh! and FEH AGAIN!

  5. Re:And Bezos issued forth a great stream of hot ai on Bezos Responds to Tim O'Reilly's Open Letter · · Score: 0

    Bravo. the patent, viewed <a href="http://www.patents.ibm.com/details?&pn=US05<nobr>9<wbr></wbr></nobr> 60411__&s_clms=1#clms">here</a>, is disturbing. I really cant see how you patent this, and they go into so much overkill. I have no idea of patent laws, but can you patent something you dont have or dont make or CANT make? In the patent, it says they have ownership of any system where you use a single action to buy an item, over any media, including tv, internet, using a keypad, issuing a voice command, etc etc. This is complete crap, I thought they had just patented the cookie, but its so much worse. I am disturbed greatly by this. Feh, and to think they are patenting something they had no part in making, thats sick, just plain sick.

  6. Re:coke or pepsi? on Bruce Sterling's Letter from 2035 · · Score: 0

    /me thwacks the anonymous descarte-quoting coward

    (I thought it was funny vassago :( )

  7. Re:This is a reply to fabjep's reply on Dave 'Zoid' Kirsch Leaving id Software · · Score: 0

    right... and my anus is large enough to hold a petrified natalie portman. The dolphin will be *BASE* 400. I saw a press release, not a crappy "oh we will have it for 10 cents" site. I saw a definitive site when researching whether to wait for ps2, dolphin, or just get dreamcast, which kicks ass. now that the point is verified you can go pee in your pants, because if you think mario 64 is ANY type of game you need a serious beating.

    -GO SEGA!-

  8. Re:Jon Katz Visciously Attacks Christians Again on The Nine Continents of the Internet · · Score: 0

    thank you. and I never said JK attacks christians, altho I wish he did more so we can laugh at the puny anorexic losers flailing their hands, then going to church and telling on me to god. fuck you!

  9. Re:if you play a female but are male read this on Men Playing as Women · · Score: 0

    er its me again, just thought of dropping my nickname for the new rules
    <b>wh0rdeMS</b>

  10. if you play a female but are male read this on Men Playing as Women · · Score: 0

    FREAK! You sick freak! Now, in order not to upset a lot of people, I will prove inductively you are a freak. By inductive I mean I will just try to do an inductive proof but just end up saying I proved my point.

    First let me say that as a IRC whore, I know from experience when a person by the name of ******grl or **girl etc, comes into a room, 40% of the people try to talk to her, 10% actually try hitting on her, and 50% just idle. I dont hit on irc girls, because, its sick. Its a text-based conversation place for bored kids. Not a goddamn bar.

    1) you are straight ->
    a) you are thinking of becoming homosexual ->
    i) you will freak out the 10+40% who are interested. this is mentally stupid, they will flame you for years.
    b) you are disturbed, mentally ->
    i) see i for a)
    c) you cant admit youre a homosexual ->
    i) see i for a)
    d) you are just a guy.. ->
    i) see i for a)
    2) you are homosexual ->
    a) see i for a)

    **I say we have something along the lines of area codes for all online nicknames. This entails email addresses, irc nicknames, game nicknames, anything!**
    Rules.
    The first 6 characters can be anything, the seventh will be your gender (m/f) the eigth will be your "orientation" (s/g/b). If you dont comply we (the collective irc mafia) will send rabid hamsters to your house.

  11. Re:*Wipes drool off chin* on 3D LCD's for Sale · · Score: 0

    dood, WELL Above 10,000 I bet. Ive seen a full table size one that does this for 15k

  12. Re:Jon Katz Visciously Attacks Christians Again on The Nine Continents of the Internet · · Score: 0

    Are you a NON-shove-your-christian-views-on-others-faces kind of guy/girl? Do you care less about religion? Scroll on! I have a rant to let loose, and its not trollish, its a public advisory statement! IF ITS NOT +2 ILL HAVE GOD COME AFTER YOU! :p j/k not a nut

    I HAAAATEEEE GOD!
    why?
    Because you annoy me into hating him! ITS YOUR FAULT! Flander's wife died on the Simpsons because SHE WAS ANNOYED BY YOU! PLEASE! GO AWAY! GO TO #ISHOVEMYVIEWSINPEOPLESFACESTOGETTHEMTOCONVERTRELI GIONS on efnet or unet or some server! I bet it exists! No, im not a sadist or a republican or something, Im a christian! But im sick of christianity! I dont go to church, I hardly believe in god, and I couldnt give a rats arse about your views on him! Really! If he came to my door I might give him a buck and tell him to get a job, because how do you know he even exists? DO YOU HAVE PROOF?!! Yes, I saw the bible, and no, I didnt think it was true, I thought it was stupid! There are some interesting similarities between it and history, like the whole famine/flaming skies/locust thing near greece was the cause of a locust plague and a volcano, which spewed flaming ashes, which made the sky turn red with dust, but GOD DIDNT FSCKING SAY "oh! go blow up volcano!" and if you tell me "WOW I SAW GOD IN MY DREAMS! IM GONNA GO ONTO NATIONAL TV PUBLIC ACCESS CHANNELS AND RANT ABOUT HOW HES SOOOOOO COOL!" I will fscking shove a bible up YOUR BIG FSCKING RETARDED (sorry! only trying to offend these bastards!) ARSE! YES! THATS RIGHT! FLAME MORE! THATS GONNA GET THE JOB DONE! I thought fscking geeks were more intelligent than to flame and flame about god.
    -------
    yes I am flaming, almost trollish, a moot point (whats moot mean), but its just because I couldnt hold it in after reading through 30000 posts on why this athlon chip reminds you of god or jesus or the fscking bible!
    -------
    If you are sick of this crap dont flame more or whatever, lets just all email hemos or whoever and have the submition script bleep out a bunch of words!

    the words:
    f*ck turns into FSCK
    sh*t turns into POOPIE
    b*tch turns into BEEEEOTCH!
    g*d turns into SATAN
    j*sus turns into FREUD
    chr*stian turns into TERRORIST

    thanks and enjoy. if there are any comments below this one PLEASE do not read them, they are a waste of precious space, they are just the irate ramblings of TERRORISTs talking about FREUD and his father SATAN. those FSCKing BEEEEOTCH!es will learn to respekt the slashdot way :)

  13. Re:Wasssup? on The Nine Continents of the Internet · · Score: 0

    WAAAAAAAAAASSSSSSSSSUP!
    WAAAAASSSUPPP!!!!
    WZZZUUUUUUUP!!!
    WAASSSSSSSSSAAAAAAAAAAWP!
    WZAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAP!!!!!!!!!

    so whats up b?

    havin a bud, watchin the game.

    TRUE.

  14. the "real" continents on The Nine Continents of the Internet · · Score: 0

    Katz is a lost cause, he doesnt realize we stopped reading his stuff before he came to /. :) These are my opinions, therefore you can shove a live hampster up your rectum if you dont like them.

    "Dark" the poets, ranters, scary-a$s anarchists, and wannabe-dark-culture people ("I like to hide in a corner, call me!" this happens a lot at my school).

    "H4x0rz" the warezers, the flamers, the kids still thinking the only net connection available is AOL ("Uhhh what the hell are you talking about? An ISP means AOL!"), the pr0n sites, the carders (or those believing it works).

    "Hackers" well yeah not the bastardized version. Hardware gurus, programmers, developers, whatever. The founders of the net, contrary to Al Gore's opinions.

    "Underground" badassmofo.com, r33t.org, geeklife.com, news sites devoted to bringing you the sweet news that relates to YOUR life, the life of living underground. OTP! woot!

    "Gamers" places that havent been bought out by gamespy, namely planetgimp and oldmanmurray. These provide REAL reviews and news of games, not the "well its not too great but they gave us money so YEAH IT ROX DOOD" people.

    "Stalkers" the fan sites, and you wont believe how many sites that is.

    "Business!" yes they all fall under this category, from ebay to etrade.

    "Freaks" these are worse than the Dark crew, they devote their pages to really as$ nasty animal pr0n (STILEPROJECT.COM), mail order amputee-bride links (STILEPROJECT.COM), a$s nasty pictures of as$ nasty things (STILEPROJECT.COM), and dancing hamsters (hamsterdance.com).

    "Other" the .mil, .gov, and .hzk weird domains that are foreign so you have no idea what theyre talking about. Also search engines fall in this category..

    Now find me a site that doesnt fall into these categories!

  15. Re:Okay, another idea =), chirality! on DVDead? The Future of Memory is in Fluorescence! · · Score: 0

    ahm. we have a winner? This thing seems really hoax-ish to me, I dont know about flouresces and the layers bit, but just in general something like this seems reeeeeally weird. The only thing that I could use this for is making extremely large video and graphics things, along the lines of 8000x6000 :)) and making a helluva lot of music, but then you think of burning 140 gigs of data, at transfer speeds of about 200mb/s (along the logic of anonymous shepard) and you get 11 minutes? Why does this seem ODD. I dunno maybe its just me, but the burner is gonna cost a SH*TLOAD like DVDRAMs were estimated at a few years ago multiplied by fifty.. this might be useful for large companies who make backups of all their computers (and the entire hypertext part of the internet :) )

  16. future of... ff? on The Future of Console Gaming, Part Deux · · Score: 0

    Weeeell these might be considered illegal in some way but I have the preview movies of Final Fantasy 9,10, and 11. They rock. I believe they are for dreamcast, because that is what the game shows.. uhm ok. Some guy took a camcorder into a DC Final Fantasy closed doors deal and taped this little presentation, its awesome. If you are interested I could put them up on my ftp server.. cable of course... email wh0rde(at)home(dot)com..

  17. Re:Why the War is over on Jon Johansen's Answers to Your DeCSS Questions · · Score: 0

    Bravo. /me moderates you up to 30. One of the best, well thought out, unflamatory comments Ive heard throughout this page. If anyone is still complaining that DeCSS is just a means for pirating, read through this a couple times. If you still rant about copying, go ahead and figure a way out to stop 30 million people "armed" with the "dangerous" DeCSS. DeCSS is a means to play it, not pirate it. Good job milliyear.

  18. woohoo on CERT Advisory On Malicious HTML Tags · · Score: 0

    alert("afsjdfsdfklj! slashtod version .069 :)")"> Click here for more info on this thingy There once was a man from nantucket... (irrevelant weewee joke)

  19. test on CERT Advisory On Malicious HTML Tags · · Score: 0

    test.. this will be more clear in a sec ;0

  20. Re:Some problems on FreeBSD Diary Launches New Look · · Score: 0

    Go back to the kitchen woman, I need my breakfast. And while yer up get me my wheelchair.

    "GiMPS ' R ' uS"
    uhm just kidding anyway, dont wanna get my ass kicked by a woman :) Not saying that I- uhh, backtracking too far :(

  21. ohh my god! MY FSCKING GOD! BLASPHEMY! :P on Cell phones used to track traffic · · Score: 0

    Ok, this technology isnt a miracle. You there! Ahoy! Reading me! Pick up your cell phone. Wanna do a little test? Call a friend. Yak away for maybe 10 minutes. (wait) Ok, now hang up. Your conversation was not heard by you and your friend alone. Wow. Big freakin deal. Now pick up your cordless/regular phone. Call a friend. Yak for 10 minutes. Hang up. That too, was monitored. Its really not a big deal, once you realize whats going on. The government or some sick branch of it, and it may not be *our* government, is listening to you. No biggie, think of the billions of calls per second they have to filter out. There is no safe means of communication anymore. Say youre a noctorious international druglord. You whip out your cell, thinking (movie style) you have 30 seconds of talk time before they can trace you. Wrong. Takes as long as it does for your cell phone to reach the nearest tower, which is really, REALLY fast. You decide to forget the cell phone, and you pull out your CB. You realize, "oh gee! thats being monitored too!" Depending on your location, there is someone listening to you on your CB. You drop that too. Theres always people listening, relentlessly, hoping to hear the squawk of a radio/satellite device attempting to open a channel of commnunication. Fuck em! Its too late to fight. Echelon was implemented a helluva long time ago, all over the fscking world. Is it for our safety, or for our demise? Ah who cares.

    ANOTHER THING! fuck god! (just to get rid of those goddamn christians). Im christian, sure. Do I force my beliefs on others? HELL NO. Go back to utah or something. Do you really think god tells you in your sleep to convert everyone you know to christianity? Thats like inbreeding! SICK!

  22. disgust! on RIAA Sues MP3.com · · Score: 0

    Well whoopdy doo. I wasnt surprised, the RIAA has grown a "wee" bit power hungry. They cant do ANYTHING to mp3.com, they dont know what the hell theyre talking about. I can *guarantee* the next step for RIAA is suing CDDB. "Well gee, they have a database of all our artists and song tracks! This must mean theyre stealing our money! OUR PRECIOUS MONEY! NOOOOO!" Some other predictions: suing slashdot for posting stories about this, suing every company (inc sony) that sells mp3 players, attempting to ban mp3 players, attempting to ban every mp3 encoder out there, raising the prices of cd's to 50$, and end up the laughing stock of the nation. What are they thinking?

    By the way, anyone have a link to the guy who *really* makes the binary shirts + had the idea? Copyleft doesnt have a link to him. Plz email me his site.. thanks.

  23. I would like to openly say that Kevin Mitnick is.. on Kevin Mitnick Free Today · · Score: 0

    NO BIG DEAL. Wow, he had some NAMs. I have 2 NAM programmers in my house. Does that make me a national "hax0r" hero? No! Do I "clone" cell phones? No, because Im smart and obey the law. When someone gets caught for something, you know theyre gonna get punished, etc. So he got a few extra years, maybe the cops/feds did have it in for him. What the real injustice is was the infamous gH raids :( All my buds got raided, AND VALUABLE EQUIPMENT WAS TAKEN, and NOT RETURNED, for no crime. Wow, so what, whitehouse.gov. Its not like they hopped the fence at 1600 Colonial Lane, they found some random hole and used it. It could happen to any site, at any time. When the SSH hole was found, me and my friends took down the boxes that we hosted at school for security reasons.. things like that are a good thing. When you ignore security problems due to incompetence, its your own fault if something goes wrong. Anyway enough ranting. Yes, its fine and good that mitnick got out. Wow. Lets all go over to his house to bow down to Average Joe, Cellular punk. And there was more crap too, the credit cards etc. Dont email me giving me the "real" story, or your opinions on why Im a stupid dick for hating him, I dont care.

  24. important! plz read on Nifty Kitchen Appliances · · Score: 0

    Ok! At a recent geek convention (or just a bunch of us hanging out) someone brought up appliances and home automation. Somehow someone brought up x10 or something, and we got to internet machines. We were throwing around ideas and my friend said that some vending machines can tell you, when fingered, how much of what kind of stuff they have left in them. I would pay a trillion dollars to have a vending machine that would do this. REALLY! I HAVE A TRILLION DOLLARS! So anyone with info about internet appliances, especially dealing with snacks, email me at wh0rde (at) home (dot) com Thanks!!!

  25. LINUX SUUUUUUXXX!!!!!!!a on Interview: Physicist Leon M. Lederman · · Score: 0

    asdfdsf