An incident has occurred today near the Slashdot compound, and several people have already been reported missing or dead.
Do not panic. We are currently assessing the situation, and believe the deaths were caused by one of Rob "CmdrTaco"
Malda's genetic experiments when it escaped from its holding cell. As of yet no photographs have been obtained, but several eyewitnesses have given descriptions that lead to the creation of this sketch. If you see this
creature, do not attempt to subdue it yourself, and contact the appropriate authorities immediately. Thank you.
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As I do with all fags.
An incident has occurred today near the Slashdot compound, and several people have already been reported missing or dead. Do not panic. We are currently assessing the situation, and believe the deaths were caused by one of Rob "CmdrTaco" Malda's genetic experiments when it escaped from its holding cell. As of yet no photographs have been obtained, but several eyewitnesses have given descriptions that lead to the creation of this sketch. If you see this creature, do not attempt to subdue it yourself, and contact the appropriate authorities immediately. Thank you.
We will fuck you in safe paths through the mist