hmm. i just have to call you on this one, felonious. even if i began the "buttfucker" trait, how is it that you found Anonymous Coward and since renamed to iIIogicaI to be a female? last i checked, females cant really fuck an asshole due to the lack of a penis. perhaps "she" is a hermaphrodite. but my guess is that its a male. ah well.
oh and iIIogicaI, as to needing to pull apart your arguments, i dont need to. they are logical enough. they just go around in circles. and no, the purpose of debate is not to leave the other party without anything left to debate. that is the purpose of a court case. this is not court and you are not yet a lawyer, even though you would make a very good one of those hopeless bastards. (and given my just-delivered argument, you would make of yourself a complete ass by contending that not all lawyers are depressed.) and as far as i know, using "big words" is not forbidden in posts. or do they lambaste your intellect? (hint: thesaurus.com might aid in your piteous quest for the denotation of those terms. not to ridicule your already proven lack of profundity)
as to a need to prove my points, i dont feel like it. this is not the court of law; therefore, technically the burden of proof need not lie on my shoulders. so, fuck you. yes, that was very recondite. (and really, there is nothing wrong with consulting a thesaurus or dictionary occassionally. such tools are there to improve ones facility for oration.)
uh huh. thanks buttfucker. ill keep that in mind. you MAY HAVE just NOTICED that i DONT GIVE A FUCK!!! the message is quite clear, even if written in AIM-speak. if you prefer 1 c0u|_d $|*3aK 1|\| l33t. but no need for that. im sure if perhaps you began to think outside of your own perfect little world of impeccable grammer and spelling, you might pay more attention to the message being conveyed by the "offender."
Nassdravit!
P.S. - PC vs Mac flaming is about as pointless as insisting that either half-life 2 or doom 3 is better than the other when neither has been played yet, but ill indulge you and we shall allow such flaming. felonious, please join...
well, goddamn Anonymous Coward. felonious doesnt even need to reply to that. you ran around in so damn many circles that it seems as thought theres nothing left to argue. you argued away all your points, much as you tried to make them out to be criticisms of what you "knew" would be felonious' next posting move. in effect, youve already damned him to having posted the mindlessly baffling bull shit that you decried, then replied to. reading your posts makes my day. please keep up the bullshit, lawyer boy.:D your second-guessing at every turn will kill the thread out of a lack of anything left for him to post.
as to vulgarity, ill join felonious in his mode of thought that its mentally helpful.
FUCK BITCH SHIT ASS CUNT FUCKER SHIT LICKING BITCH SHIT ASS BASTARD FUCK STICK SHIT FACE ASS HOLE BITCH FUCKER.
and as to mindless gaming, i must agree with anon. that first person shooters are fun because i find killing in general to be a highly amusing sport, only made better by advanced graphics attempting a poor rendition of someones head getting blown off.
gambling? ive never found much use for it. ive always found murder and violence and destruction and agony to be so much more amusing. but kudos to you if you manage to avoid the common tactic of losing the months paycheck each time you show up at a casino.
i think you are somewhat antiMac, felonious. but if youve read my previous post, youll see that i dont denigrate you for it. i only denigrate this nameless cock of a fool who refuses to post with a user name, and is therefore cocky enough to pretend to be an intellectual, and thus able to burlesque and calumniate your integrity and mental processes at every turn.
i of course feel it my duty to find you somewhat full shit too. conformity isnt the worst thing in the world. but it hasnt in fact ever gotten anyone anywhere, Anonymous Nameless Cock. Bill Gates certainly wasnt a conformist. nor was Hitler. as far as scale of effect goes, both are/were "great men." being a conformist will only get you anywhere from the poverty line to maybe 600G a year. being a leader or an innovator or a flat out capitalist cocksucker will get you some money. and you dont have to be very educated to do it. just look at carl rove, one of Bush's top political strategists. the guys a complete and utter asshole, scumbag, and a jackoff. but hes making money. on the brighter side of things, tom monaghan made his fortune selling pizzas when he founded the domino's pizza chain (please, no one be childish enough to change the course of the thread into flaming me by implying that i like domino's if you happen to have some gripe with the company). the guy never graduated from high school. money is either about connections or ingenuity.
and as to Nameless Cock's point:
"Oh yes, sorry for being such a sheep. I guess following my own way 24/7 must be the life, huh? Earn 50K doing something I love, when I can earn 150K doing something a bit compromising. Yep, as long as I'm 100% myself in mind and spirit, right?"
some people arent hollow enough to value only money. i myself would most certainly like to make a couple hundred Gs when im out of college, but i have goals in my life beyond that. i wont insult you further, Nameless Cock, by revealing my knowledge as to why you see money as the final and universal goal. i understand. i just think that you are hollow that way, as are many others of your breed. but be that as it may, its not my concern. my concern is to stir some shit up in here.
so along those lines: fuck you all, i hope all of you pitiful, callous, malicious, nonsensically poor excuses for human beings eat shit and die.
i think you're all full of shit. macs are nice to use when they work. as Anonymous Coward pointed out, U-M has shitloads of macs in the computer labs. true. do they work? let me tell you all that i happen to work in the department of U-M that services those machines. we have a shelf system that holds all the machines currently fixed, being fixed, waiting on parts in order to be fixed, abandoned wrecks... on ANY GIVEN DAY, the shelves might have 1 or 2 PC laptops, maybe 2 PC desktop machines, none to 1 SUN machine, 6 Mac iBooks, 9 Mac Powerbooks of various types (G3, G4, mostly G4 though), and 4 or 5 Mac desktop machines. that doesnt include whats being worked on on the benches at the moment. does that give you precious mac bitches any thoughts as to the reliability of Macs? also, did you know that in a typical Dell or HP laptop, there are maybe 40 screws? as for the Mac iBook G3? perhaps 90 to 100 just on the way in to look at any of the innards to see whats wrong. that doesnt include screws for actually removing parts. better hope the damn thing never breaks, cuz you might as well buy a whole new fucking laptop. i really used to like Macs. now i really prefer PCs. the so called graphic advantage of the Mac seems to me to be mostly on the exterior nowadays. sure id kill for a G5 case to mod and put my PC components in. but im not gonna bother with the headache of fixing the actual Mac WHEN it breaks (not IF). and as for software support, sure you can usually find the big titles on the Mac as well, and sometimes someone develops a really cool title thats Mac-only. but its seriously not worth it. (felonious, as for Anonymous Coward, hes got a lawyers mind. dont bother arguing with him. its his mission in life to deliberately twist whatever his current "enemy" says around to suit the needs of his own argument) (also, everyone, im not gonna bother with grammer and punctuation in great depth because i dont really care that much. it doesnt affect the truth of my message.:-) )
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hmm. i just have to call you on this one, felonious. even if i began the "buttfucker" trait, how is it that you found Anonymous Coward and since renamed to iIIogicaI to be a female? last i checked, females cant really fuck an asshole due to the lack of a penis. perhaps "she" is a hermaphrodite. but my guess is that its a male. ah well.
oh and iIIogicaI, as to needing to pull apart your arguments, i dont need to. they are logical enough. they just go around in circles. and no, the purpose of debate is not to leave the other party without anything left to debate. that is the purpose of a court case. this is not court and you are not yet a lawyer, even though you would make a very good one of those hopeless bastards. (and given my just-delivered argument, you would make of yourself a complete ass by contending that not all lawyers are depressed.) and as far as i know, using "big words" is not forbidden in posts. or do they lambaste your intellect? (hint: thesaurus.com might aid in your piteous quest for the denotation of those terms. not to ridicule your already proven lack of profundity)
as to a need to prove my points, i dont feel like it. this is not the court of law; therefore, technically the burden of proof need not lie on my shoulders. so, fuck you. yes, that was very recondite. (and really, there is nothing wrong with consulting a thesaurus or dictionary occassionally. such tools are there to improve ones facility for oration.)
thats all i have to say for now.
jolly good night to both of you.
uh huh. thanks buttfucker. ill keep that in mind. you MAY HAVE just NOTICED that i DONT GIVE A FUCK!!! the message is quite clear, even if written in AIM-speak. if you prefer 1 c0u|_d $|*3aK 1|\| l33t. but no need for that. im sure if perhaps you began to think outside of your own perfect little world of impeccable grammer and spelling, you might pay more attention to the message being conveyed by the "offender."
Nassdravit!
P.S. - PC vs Mac flaming is about as pointless as insisting that either half-life 2 or doom 3 is better than the other when neither has been played yet, but ill indulge you and we shall allow such flaming. felonious, please join...
well, goddamn Anonymous Coward. felonious doesnt even need to reply to that. you ran around in so damn many circles that it seems as thought theres nothing left to argue. you argued away all your points, much as you tried to make them out to be criticisms of what you "knew" would be felonious' next posting move. in effect, youve already damned him to having posted the mindlessly baffling bull shit that you decried, then replied to. reading your posts makes my day. please keep up the bullshit, lawyer boy. :D your second-guessing at every turn will kill the thread out of a lack of anything left for him to post.
as to vulgarity, ill join felonious in his mode of thought that its mentally helpful.
FUCK BITCH SHIT ASS CUNT FUCKER SHIT LICKING BITCH SHIT ASS BASTARD FUCK STICK SHIT FACE ASS HOLE BITCH FUCKER.
and as to mindless gaming, i must agree with anon. that first person shooters are fun because i find killing in general to be a highly amusing sport, only made better by advanced graphics attempting a poor rendition of someones head getting blown off.
gambling? ive never found much use for it. ive always found murder and violence and destruction and agony to be so much more amusing. but kudos to you if you manage to avoid the common tactic of losing the months paycheck each time you show up at a casino.
i think you are somewhat antiMac, felonious. but if youve read my previous post, youll see that i dont denigrate you for it. i only denigrate this nameless cock of a fool who refuses to post with a user name, and is therefore cocky enough to pretend to be an intellectual, and thus able to burlesque and calumniate your integrity and mental processes at every turn.
i of course feel it my duty to find you somewhat full shit too. conformity isnt the worst thing in the world. but it hasnt in fact ever gotten anyone anywhere, Anonymous Nameless Cock. Bill Gates certainly wasnt a conformist. nor was Hitler. as far as scale of effect goes, both are/were "great men." being a conformist will only get you anywhere from the poverty line to maybe 600G a year. being a leader or an innovator or a flat out capitalist cocksucker will get you some money. and you dont have to be very educated to do it. just look at carl rove, one of Bush's top political strategists. the guys a complete and utter asshole, scumbag, and a jackoff. but hes making money. on the brighter side of things, tom monaghan made his fortune selling pizzas when he founded the domino's pizza chain (please, no one be childish enough to change the course of the thread into flaming me by implying that i like domino's if you happen to have some gripe with the company). the guy never graduated from high school. money is either about connections or ingenuity.
and as to Nameless Cock's point: "Oh yes, sorry for being such a sheep. I guess following my own way 24/7 must be the life, huh? Earn 50K doing something I love, when I can earn 150K doing something a bit compromising. Yep, as long as I'm 100% myself in mind and spirit, right?"
some people arent hollow enough to value only money. i myself would most certainly like to make a couple hundred Gs when im out of college, but i have goals in my life beyond that. i wont insult you further, Nameless Cock, by revealing my knowledge as to why you see money as the final and universal goal. i understand. i just think that you are hollow that way, as are many others of your breed. but be that as it may, its not my concern. my concern is to stir some shit up in here.
so along those lines: fuck you all, i hope all of you pitiful, callous, malicious, nonsensically poor excuses for human beings eat shit and die.
good night.
i think you're all full of shit. macs are nice to use when they work. as Anonymous Coward pointed out, U-M has shitloads of macs in the computer labs. true. do they work? let me tell you all that i happen to work in the department of U-M that services those machines. we have a shelf system that holds all the machines currently fixed, being fixed, waiting on parts in order to be fixed, abandoned wrecks... on ANY GIVEN DAY, the shelves might have 1 or 2 PC laptops, maybe 2 PC desktop machines, none to 1 SUN machine, 6 Mac iBooks, 9 Mac Powerbooks of various types (G3, G4, mostly G4 though), and 4 or 5 Mac desktop machines. that doesnt include whats being worked on on the benches at the moment. does that give you precious mac bitches any thoughts as to the reliability of Macs? also, did you know that in a typical Dell or HP laptop, there are maybe 40 screws? as for the Mac iBook G3? perhaps 90 to 100 just on the way in to look at any of the innards to see whats wrong. that doesnt include screws for actually removing parts. better hope the damn thing never breaks, cuz you might as well buy a whole new fucking laptop. i really used to like Macs. now i really prefer PCs. the so called graphic advantage of the Mac seems to me to be mostly on the exterior nowadays. sure id kill for a G5 case to mod and put my PC components in. but im not gonna bother with the headache of fixing the actual Mac WHEN it breaks (not IF). and as for software support, sure you can usually find the big titles on the Mac as well, and sometimes someone develops a really cool title thats Mac-only. but its seriously not worth it. (felonious, as for Anonymous Coward, hes got a lawyers mind. dont bother arguing with him. its his mission in life to deliberately twist whatever his current "enemy" says around to suit the needs of his own argument) (also, everyone, im not gonna bother with grammer and punctuation in great depth because i dont really care that much. it doesnt affect the truth of my message. :-) )