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Apache Cookbook
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Actually, I am Jon Katz. I can't stop myself from the need to furiously masturbate as all you greasy fat nerds read my reviews. You see, that's my fetish - greasy hot man love while reading reviews of computer books. Slashdot is the only web site on earth where this is even possible.
Sincerely,
(dis)honestpuck
I have a confession to make: I am not really all that honest as my nickname would suggest. I really only write these reviews in hopes of attracting one of you fat greasy nerds for some sweet mansex. If you are interested, please email me.
(dis)honestpuck
Dear Slashdot: I have a confession to make. I am not really as honest as my name implies. In reality, I have been writing all these reviews in th e hopes of landing one of you nerds for some sweet anal love. You see, I have a fetish for fat greasy nerds. Anyway, I will try to be more honest in the future.
Furiously masturbating with thoughts of you guys,
'Dis'honestpuck
Dear Slashdot: I have a confession to make. I am not really as honest as my name implies. In reality, I have been writing all these reviews in th e hopes of landing one of you nerds for some sweet anal love. You see, I have a fetish for fat greasy nerds. Anyway, I will try to be more honest in the future.
Furiously masturbating with thoughts of you guys,
'Dis'honestpuck
Sorry, guys. I have a confession. I am not really honest. I am really a flaming faggot who only writes these reviews to impress you guys in hopes of luring one of you into bed for some sweet, sweet anal love. Between all my furious masturbating and writing review after review after review, I guess I lost sight of the truth.