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  1. Personally ... on Global Bacon Shortage 'Unavoidable' · · Score: 2

    ... I suspect that al Qaida is behind this.

  2. Galaxies photographed so young ... on The Deepest Picture of the Universe Ever Taken: the Hubble Extreme Deep Field · · Score: 0

    ... pedobear must be involved.

  3. What's that .... on Robot Snakes To Fight Cancer Via Natural Orifice Surgery · · Score: 1

    ... Roto Rooter truck doing parked outside the ER?

  4. Oblig. Bad Car Analogy on Swiss Railway: Apple's Using Its Clock Design Without Permission · · Score: 2

    If violating a patent is really a form of property theft, then the police (Federal, in this case) should be taking stolen IP reports. And dispatching officers to apprehend the culprits and recover the stolen property.

    Just like with stolen cars*, the priority for each case isn't assigned based on the wealth or status of the complainant. A shitbox Honda gets the same attention as a Bentley. Nobody insists on you hiring your own recovery agents and attorneys to get your car back. That's the job of law enforcement.

    The down side is that: If our cops get this responsibility, there are going to be the equivalent of dead pedestrians and other collateral damage resulting from the chase.

    *I know, not really valid. When they steal your patent, its like your car is still parked where you left it. Someone else is just driving a copy of it around, stupid bumper stickers and all.

  5. Re:Incentive on Scientists Speak Out Against Wasting Helium In Balloons · · Score: 1

    Now that fusion research has the Bozo The Clown lobby behind it, maybe they'll start making some headway.

  6. Re:Russia on Chemist Jailed In Russia For Giving Expert Opinion In Court · · Score: 2

    state thugs snatching people in the night

    We prefer the term extraordinary rendition.

  7. Re:More interesting than that... on 180k-Year-Old Mutation Allowed Humans To Become Vegetarians, Move Out of Africa · · Score: 2

    Notice that supplementation is not required for healthful vegetarian diets,

    So, what do they mean by "appropriately planned"?

    Consider that many of the recommended fruits, nuts, soy products and whatever haven't been available locally or year-round until the (recent) advent of air freight and refrigerated shipping (so, what does your vegetarian carbon footprint look like), I wonder how one was expected to maintain such a diet thousands of years ago.

    a carnivore diet would be a slow death from scurvy

    Yeah. All those poor Eskimos.

  8. The evil consequences of 'Track' on The Case For Targeted Ads · · Score: 1

    Just happened to me today:

    A few days ago, a friend asked me to fix her DVD player. I popped it open and found a bad ribbon cable. So I did a search and found one (on eBay) for $53.00. So I e-mailed her with my estimate. She said, "Go ahead" and I went back to eBay to order the cable. Except now, a search on the same part and model number only returns a cable for $60.00 (from a different vendor.

    Solution: Clear the browser cookies, re-run the search and now the $53.00 part shows up again.

    You marketing people can take your tracking scams and blow them out your Goatse ass.

  9. Re:More interesting than that... on 180k-Year-Old Mutation Allowed Humans To Become Vegetarians, Move Out of Africa · · Score: 1

    That is probably closer to the truth than the 'humans as vegetarians' idea. Both humans and chimpanzees (who's lineage separated much farther back than 180K years) can process plant protein from fruits and nuts. Humans may have developed the ability to supplement their diets from grains, but they still require protein* (animal or plant sources of essential amino acids). So, wherever they went, they needed to encounter the same food stuffs that would sustain a non grain consuming primate. Just a different mix, giving the human genome the advantage.

    *The actual vegetarian fad is probably a modern development. Once humans had developed communications and a culture necessary to hand down dietary information (even through religious tradition), they could wean themselves off of animal protein. Even today, the failure to adhere to strict protein replacement supplements renders many vegetarians malnourished**. And they smell funny too (probably due to a resulting amino acid imbalance) if they don't get it just right.

    **I wonder if this isn't what killed Michael Duncan Clarke. He went vegetarian a few years back and he looks like he has lived most of his life highly dependent on protein intake. Gandhi (and those with similar physiques) may have been a successful vegetarian due to a life not eating meat and having a metabolism adjusted to it.

  10. Re:Moved away from water? on 180k-Year-Old Mutation Allowed Humans To Become Vegetarians, Move Out of Africa · · Score: 5, Funny

    They'd have to drink their Scotch neat.

  11. Re:Waste of money on US Military Tested the Effects of a Nuclear Holocaust On Beer · · Score: 2

    These people are merely a vocal minority.

    But vocal enough to affect FDA (or EU) decision making.

    The majority have accepted radiation of food,

    But you don't see the FDA mandating "ionizing radiation" warning labels on microwave ovens or cast iron skillets.

    We need an FDA-mandated "crazy" label that we can tattoo on these peoples' foreheads.

  12. Re:Waste of money on US Military Tested the Effects of a Nuclear Holocaust On Beer · · Score: 4, Interesting

    Radiation is not a threat to food... at least not once its been picked or killed. Radioactive material is, of course.

    Perfect example of historian's fallacy.

    Unless you know something about time travel that I don't, the reason we know it's safe now is because in the 50s they did not know, and did the tests to find out.

    But we don't know that, in spite of the testing done in the 1950s. By 'we', I include all the paranoid crybabies that get their panties in a bunch every time the FDA considers allowing irradiation as a food preservation method.

  13. Re:Chicken and egg problem on Apple's Secret Plan To Join iPhones With Airport Security · · Score: 2

    Having Apple handle my identity credentials is more like an alien and egg problem.

  14. Re:Spoofing the MAC address? on Feds Add 9 Felony Charges Against Swartz For JSTOR Hack · · Score: 3, Funny

    So it may demonstrate intent to access a system without authorization. But by itself, why is it illegal?

    to gain access to a computer that otherwise doesn't want you accessing it.

    The computer doesn't want? Don't anthropomorphize computers. They hate that.

  15. Re:Relevant Mitt Romney Quote on AT&T Facing Net Neutrality Complaint Over FaceTime Restrictions · · Score: 2

    Obama campaign promise fulfilled on behalf of certain special interests,

    Those special interests being customers who don't want to be gouged for services they don't need nor want?

  16. Re:Currency speculation. on Paypal Users In Argentina Can No Longer Make Domestic Transactions · · Score: 1

    Sarcasm?

    People's access to an open market, where they can seek the best exchange for their earned labor is a human right.

    Everyone is entitled to exploit government-subsidized industries

    Put another way: Everyone is entitled to bypass the national version of a company store where some corrupt politicians seek to prop up their cronies in business (often themselves) by locking their populace into an overvalued national currency.

    in a way specifically prohibited by the government

    So, are we advocating rule of law or justice here?

    to support development of a healthy and safe development of economy!

    Healthy and safe for who? Members of the government and their business-owning buddies? Why not just go one step further and build a concrete wall around your country to keep your people from crossing over the border? I know some Eastern European countries that will sell you one. Cheap.

  17. Safety on Meet iRobot Founder Rodney Brooks's New Industrial Bot, Baxter · · Score: 1

    The force sensing safety is an interesting improvement. I can see a few applications of robots working alongside humans on assembly lines (fetching parts and handing them over, etc.). But currently, its not safe to hand humans work near industrial robots.

    There may be limitations to this. I'd like a robot to pick up an engine block so a worker can install some parts. But the forces involved in lifting two or three hundred pounds would put potentially fatal human contact forces down in the noise level.

  18. Re:Well, naturally... on Switching Tasks Changes Worker Bee DNA · · Score: 1

    Well, speaking as a Delta Tau Chi ...... Road Trip!

  19. Re:This is exciting on Warp Drive Might Be Less Impossible Than Previously Thought · · Score: 1

    Fit that man for his red shirt!

  20. [Yawn] on Warp Drive Might Be Less Impossible Than Previously Thought · · Score: 1

    Call me when they get the demand down to the output rating of my Mr Fusion.

  21. Often cited? on Study Attempts To Predict Scientists' Career Success · · Score: 1

    What if this person and their articles are cited as an example of a moron?

    Yeah, I know; peer reviewed articles tend not to drag colleagues through the muck, so to speak. Citations are made to build your own case, not so much to cut others down.

  22. 10 years ... on Roomba Celebrates 10 Years of Cleaning Up After You · · Score: 1

    ... known by my cat as "The Occupation".

  23. Re:Money best spent elsewhere... on China Unveils Yet Another Stealth Fighter · · Score: 2

    They could spend that money on helping the world's poor get some food, healthcare, permanent shelter, et cetera.

    I can't think of a better way to get the aforementioned resources than to go in after them heavily armed.

  24. Secret phrase on Spoken Commands Crash Bank Phone Lines · · Score: 2

    "All your PINs are belong to us!"

  25. Re:, stay a minimum of 25 feet away.. on Radioactive Tool Goes Missing In Texas · · Score: 1

    To Texans, that's meaningless. They need Yosemite Sam with the caption 'Back Off'.