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  1. Justin Bieber on Excuse Me While I Kiss This Guy: The Science of Misheard Song Lyrics · · Score: 1
    I misheard the lyrics to his smash hit "Baby" as:

    "Rape me, rape me, rape me - oooohhh!"

  2. Re:And the lawsuits on Excuse Me While I Kiss This Guy: The Science of Misheard Song Lyrics · · Score: 1

    Yes, if you listen casually to early Black Sabbath music, it sounds like a celebration of evil, but if you listen carefully it's actually Christian music. Hell, Iron Maiden's two minutes to midnight is an anti-abortion song.

    Wow, I never thought I could dislike heavy metal more than I do already

  3. Re:Or... on Excuse Me While I Kiss This Guy: The Science of Misheard Song Lyrics · · Score: 1

    Surely on slashdot of all places we should be aware of the power and joy of the car metaphor/analogy?

  4. Re:Like in the Family Guy theme? on Excuse Me While I Kiss This Guy: The Science of Misheard Song Lyrics · · Score: 1
    If "laugh and cry" sounded like "fucking cry" you would have an interesting point.

    Unfortunately, it doesn't, so you don't.

  5. Re:Like in the Family Guy theme? on Excuse Me While I Kiss This Guy: The Science of Misheard Song Lyrics · · Score: 1

    one of mine is a phil collins song, that i have no idea what he is really singing, but it sounds like 'paper plate, paper plate!' to me...

    Your first mistake is in listening to a Phil Collins song in the first place.

    Your second mistake is assuming that a Phil Collins song makes sense.

  6. Re:HOLY ASTROTURFING FATMAN!!! on California Sues Uber Over Practices · · Score: 1

    Thank you for your comments, I believe the readers can tell who the actual "moron" is in this case!

    Well, yeah, it's you.

    Nice to hear from someone on Uber's PR team, by the way. One criticism is that you failed to use the word "disruptive" but you got in a good old "paradigm shift", so overall not bad.

  7. Re: Go California! on California Sues Uber Over Practices · · Score: 1

    Spotted on slashdot, the lesser-spotted "Uber shill".

  8. Re: Go California! on California Sues Uber Over Practices · · Score: 1

    Passengers don't want to get robbed and raped by their drivers. They don't want drivers who are drunk. They don't want to be injured by uninsured drivers. The Uber free market isn't very good at eliminating those risks.

    Neither is your oh-so-precious government regulations. There are plenty of stories of people getting assaulted or raped by a 'legit' taxi driver.

    So, because the system is not perfect, it is worthless and should be replaced by a free for all?

    The laws against murder don't prevent a certain number of murders, therefore we should abolish the laws against murder?

  9. Re: Go California! on California Sues Uber Over Practices · · Score: 1

    So, no, the 'evil corporate' did not intentially poison its consumers, the dodgy suppliers did.

    The dodgy suppliers are part of the corporate system too.

  10. Re: Go California! on California Sues Uber Over Practices · · Score: 1

    May I get off your lawn?

  11. Re: Go California! on California Sues Uber Over Practices · · Score: 1
    I assume this deadly conspiracy between The Government and Evil Cab Companies is analogous to that between The Government and the Climate Change Gang?

    In both cases, The Government acts purely to thwart the Free Market out of some sort of deadly socialist envy.

  12. Re: Go California! on California Sues Uber Over Practices · · Score: 1

    Lawsuits are out of reach for most people simply because of the cost.

    In Libertarian World, that's your fault for being poor.

  13. A solution in search of a problem on Bellard Creates New Image Format To Replace JPEG · · Score: 1

    When you can store hundreds and hundreds of GBs of data really cheaply, who cares about a slight saving in file size for their gentleman's fine art collection?

  14. Re:Like hell I'd allow an iPhone on my network on Apple, IBM Partnership Yields First Results: 10 Mobile Apps · · Score: 1

    Though as an aside if you are broke its hard to see what you are worried about losing in the case of a data breach.

    He said "very poor" not "broke". And you are a lot more vulnerable when you are metaphorically on the breadline, as relatively minor extra cost could tip you over the edge.

  15. Re:AI is not just a look-up program. on AI Expert: AI Won't Exterminate Us -- It Will Empower Us · · Score: 1

    If it isn't self-aware, it isn't AI. It's just a useful application.

    The entire field of AI disagrees with you.

    Well, then the entire field of AI is wrong. You can't take commonly used and understood words and just decide they mean something different.

    If you wanted to, you could define "self-awareness" as the ability for a computer to put itself into standby mode after a certain amount of time. That doesn't make it even as self aware as my cat looking in a mirror, never mind a human being.

    You need to put some sort of marker against AI/Artificial Intelligence to show that you're using it in a non standard way.

  16. Re:I guess Elon Musk and Stephen Hawking on AI Expert: AI Won't Exterminate Us -- It Will Empower Us · · Score: 1

    Hawking is not smart.

    What, are you some hyper-intelligent AI from the future?

    He's pretty clever by contemporary human standards.

  17. Re:Mr Barone: on AI Expert: AI Won't Exterminate Us -- It Will Empower Us · · Score: 1
    Yes, and you can't prove that human beings have intelligence or consciousness either.

    But unless you're mentally ill in some horrible way, you know they do.

  18. Artificial Intelligence? on AI Expert: AI Won't Exterminate Us -- It Will Empower Us · · Score: 1
    From TFS:

    "To say that AI will start doing what it wants for its own purposes is like saying a calculator will start making its own calculations."

    This is only true if you define "artificial intelligence" as being "a slightly more advanced computer programme than we have at the moment" rather than anything resembling actual intelligence.

  19. Re:Watson is a scientist on James Watson's Nobel Prize Medal Will Be Returned To Him · · Score: 1

    genetics exemplified in racial groups

    And what, scientifically, is a "racial group"?

    I'd place it amongst such outdated concepts as "the aether" and "the harmony of the spheres". I didn't realise that anyone apart from neo-Nazi mass murderers thought it had any meaning any more.

  20. Re:One good turn... on James Watson's Nobel Prize Medal Will Be Returned To Him · · Score: 1

    Recognizing someone's contribution does not endorse their shortfalls.

    And conversely, having made that contribution does not excuse their shortfalls.

  21. Re:One good turn... on James Watson's Nobel Prize Medal Will Be Returned To Him · · Score: 1
    So your argument is that, if we equate intelligence and education, anyone who isn't as well educated is less intelligent, therefore less educated people in Africa are by definition less intelligent, so it's true to say that Africans are less intelligent?

    You might want to look at your initial assumption and consider the terms "circular reasoning" and "begging the question".

  22. Re:One good turn... on James Watson's Nobel Prize Medal Will Be Returned To Him · · Score: 1

    Going to the definition of the word, racist means discrimination on the basis of race. A simple true statement like, "whites are pale-skinned and blacks are dark-skinned" is discriminating on the basis of skin color (race).

    You're playing with words. "Discrimination" can mean either the simple act of differentiating between two things, or in a phrase like "racial discrimination" acting in a negative manner towards a group.

    Someone's skin colour is as trivial a differentiator as their hair or eye colour, anyway.

  23. Re:One good turn... on James Watson's Nobel Prize Medal Will Be Returned To Him · · Score: 1

    For example, one could say that it is racist to suggest that white people are brighter than black, but when talking strictly about the optical spectrum, this is indisputable, since white, by definition, is a brighter color than black.

    I hope that was supposed to be funny, because otherwise it's a contender for Stupidest Post of the Year.

  24. Re:One good turn... on James Watson's Nobel Prize Medal Will Be Returned To Him · · Score: 2
    Even if having a different skin colour made you a different "race", and even if IQ tests were accurate and bias-free, and even if different "races" had different average IQs, it still shouldn't make any difference to how we treat people.

    We don't say to kids "you've been tested at the age of 10 and have an IQ of 85, therefore you are not allowed any further education, you can only apply for minimum wage jobs, you can't vote and we're going to sterilise you". They are free to do the best they can with whatever gifts or disadvantages they've been given.
    So why would it make any difference if there was a slightly different proportion in IQ scores between black, white or brown skinned people?
    You'd still have some black lawyers and doctors, and some white unemployed junkies.

  25. Re:One of the statements he made on the matter on James Watson's Nobel Prize Medal Will Be Returned To Him · · Score: 1

    So, you're saying that IQ tests are biased towards intelligent people? Damn

    *sigh*

    If you give the same intelligence test to (1) a wealthy, highly educated person from a supportive family and (2) the illiterate oldest child in a group of subsistence farmers you had better have a good way of discounting the cultural and developmental factors involved if you claim to be measuring pure intelligence.