I plan to start bottling my poop immediatly. So how do we go about collecting human poop? Some sewer re-direction thing, or do we start shipping it via UPS?
They speak of how this product prevents water damage to articles, but what about the clean up after? I mean, I don't assume this product just evaporates, right? Water clean up is brutal, but wouldn't this be akin to a hazmat clean-up afterwards?
I believe this is an excuse for more government spending! We could create an overpriced, inefficient agency to ticket space litterers! (Yes I made up a word). You'd have to factor in expense of furnishing evidence, so I guess each offence should cost, oh say, roughly $24,000,000.
I just called him up on the number that the newspaper article claimed to get a hold of him at. He answered alright. Sounded forwarded. It rang about 3 times, changed to a different ring, then someone answered. I exclaimed "Scott!" He said "Hey! What's up?!" I then proceeded to tell him how he could obtain a larger penis.
Needless to say, he hung up. Apparently Scott doesn't want a larger penis? How could you not?? Hasn't he seen his own ads, where it states that "your female lover may not be as pleased as you think she is!". It disgusts me that Scott wouldn't want to please his female lover as much as he could. What a callous bastard.
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I plan to start bottling my poop immediatly. So how do we go about collecting human poop? Some sewer re-direction thing, or do we start shipping it via UPS?
That was awesome! Did you think that up all by yourself, or did your mamma help you?! lol... What's up Jim? :)
Eeee!
(I SAID YOUR MAMMA!)
What a loser buddy... W.A.L.B.
They speak of how this product prevents water damage to articles, but what about the clean up after? I mean, I don't assume this product just evaporates, right? Water clean up is brutal, but wouldn't this be akin to a hazmat clean-up afterwards?
I believe this is an excuse for more government spending! We could create an overpriced, inefficient agency to ticket space litterers! (Yes I made up a word). You'd have to factor in expense of furnishing evidence, so I guess each offence should cost, oh say, roughly $24,000,000.
I just called him up on the number that the newspaper article claimed to get a hold of him at. He answered alright. Sounded forwarded. It rang about 3 times, changed to a different ring, then someone answered. I exclaimed "Scott!" He said "Hey! What's up?!" I then proceeded to tell him how he could obtain a larger penis. Needless to say, he hung up. Apparently Scott doesn't want a larger penis? How could you not?? Hasn't he seen his own ads, where it states that "your female lover may not be as pleased as you think she is!". It disgusts me that Scott wouldn't want to please his female lover as much as he could. What a callous bastard. Fox