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  1. Apple's in trouble... on iPod Shuffle Lookalike Hits CeBIT · · Score: 3, Funny

    their's isn't super! :(

  2. Already slow, on Datamining the NSA · · Score: -1, Troll
    can find a mirror here ...

    interesting quotes include "I create innovative models that meld our roots and my imagination."

  3. yes, but does it... on Walmart Expands Low-End Linux Notebook Offerings · · Score: 2, Funny
    run linux?

    (it's a joke :) )

  4. Two things on 1-Click Blooper Playback for Original Trilogy DVD · · Score: 5, Interesting

    a) it would be nice to have a link to this program... b) did anybody else get (appropriate for this story) "Nothing for you to see here. Please move along." when clicking on 'read more' ?

  5. probably better than... on Solaris 10 Released, Updated & Free (Like Speech) · · Score: 5, Funny

    being free (as in without)

  6. wow! on Fedora Core 3: Worth The Upgrade? · · Score: 0, Troll
  7. More info on Hal can be found.... on RPOW - Reusable Proofs of Work · · Score: 2, Funny

    There is some excellent info on Hal here , here and here.

  8. C! on C, Objective-C, C++... D! Future Or failure? · · Score: 5, Funny

    We want C!
    with apologies to eminem...
    to the tune of 'without me'

    Two GUI classes go on the inside; on the inside, on the inside
    Two GUI classes go on the inside; on the inside, on the inside
    Guess who's back Back again C is back Tell a friend
    Guess who's back, guess who's back, guess who's back, guess who's back
    guess who's back, guess who's back, guess who's back..

    Sun's created a monster, cause nobody wants to code Java no more
    or basic, but something quicker
    Well if you want speed, this is what I'll give ya
    A language called C that won't let you do "is a"
    Some "has a" that makes me feel sicker
    than the bugs when I build patch that's critical
    using make to compile and be building
    with a language that allows object orientating

    Your var name's too long, now stop line breaking
    Cause I'm back, I'm a new var and instantiating
    I know that you got a job Bill and Steve
    but your company's trust problem's complicating

    So GCC won't follow ANSI or copy memory, so let me see
    They try to recompile with visual C But it feels so bloated, without C
    So, connect with SLIP, or create a RIP Fuck that, write a function, and shift some bits
    And get ready, and use a pattern like proxy MS just settled their lawsuits, expect a levy!

    Now this looks like a job for C So everybody, just code in C
    Cause we need a little, bit more speed Cause it runs so slowly, without C
    Now this looks like a job for C So everybody, just code in C
    Cause we need a little, bit more speed Cause it runs so slowly, without C

    Little Hallions, MS feelin litigious Embarrassed that users still listen to RMS
    They start feelin like ellen feiss 'til someone comes on the television and yells SWITCH!!!

    A visionary, beard's lookin' scary Could start a revolution, lives in a bear cave
    A rebel, although emacs ain't real fast and there's the fact that I only got one class
    And it's a disaster, such a castastrophe for you can see so damn much of my class; meant to use C.

    Well I'm back, i-j-k-x-y-z-out-ta-var-names Fix your damn indentifier tune your code and I'm gonna
    open it, under vim, maybe pico and variables, no such thing as a member
    I'm interesting, the best thing since assembly but not Polluting the namespace with inherits
    We're Testing, your functions please Feel the tension, soon as someone commits some C
    Here's my webpage, my code is free who'll pay the rent? What, You code with vi?

    Now this looks like a job for C So everybody, just code in C
    Cause we need a little, bit more speed Cause it runs so slowly, without C
    Now this looks like a job for C So everybody, just code in C
    Cause we need a little, bit more speed Cause it runs so slowly, without C

    An object in .NET, I go tit for tat with anybody who's setting this bit, that bit
    AT&T, you can get your ass kicked worse than those little C++ bastards

    And Ruby? just like a static property not even used with KDE and QT
    You're not like C, you're too slow, let go It's over, nobody'll code in OO!
    Now let's go, -9's the signal I'll be there with a whole list of XM and L
    I use SOAP, XPATH with XSL And you know perl's just like coding in symbols
    everybody only just codes C so this must mean, some com-pile-ing
    but it's just me i'm obfuscating And though I'm not the first king of controversy
    And i'm not the worst thing since assembly but I am the worst thing since 86 XFree
    do use BASIC and JSP and used it to get myself wealthy
    Here's a concept that works twenty million new coders emerge
    but no matter how many fish in the sea half of them can't even code C

    Now this looks like a job for C So everybody, just code in C
    Cause we need a little, bit more speed Cause it runs so slowly, without C
    Now this looks like a job for C So everybody, just code in C
    Cause we need a little, bit more speed Cause it runs so slowly, without C

  9. Re:I Am A Pen on Penny Arcade Remixed By Japanese Students · · Score: 1

    watashi wa sakana desu ;-)

  10. Re:embracing open source? on Microsoft WiX Code Released to SourceForge.Net · · Score: 5, Interesting
    They just want all the programmers that use source forge to be able to use their installer and write windows programs. It's a smart move, and it's only an *installer*, no big deal...

    If it's no big deal, then why is it nearly impossible for me to get a standard way for installing softwre on linux? I understand that most distros come with a packaging manager, but if I want to write a program, allow downloads from my site, then (to the best of my knowledge) there's no way for it to easily be installed and have menu shortcuts etc set up....

  11. Thanks michael! on EU Passes Nasty IP Law · · Score: 1, Funny

    From the submitter :
    'allows companies to raid homes, seize property and ask courts to freeze bank accounts to protect trademarks or intellectual property they believe are being abused or stolen.'
    From michael
    with companies able to raid, confiscate and freeze the bank accounts of those accused of copyright infringement.


    thanks!
    wouldn't have known otherwise!

  12. I think I have a solution on Russia Working on Soyuz Replacement · · Score: 1

    String to tether it to the earth!
    Lots of it! they can talk to these guys!.

  13. From the article... on Candidate Ads, Coming Soon To An Inbox Near You · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    "It's meant to mobilize supporters, raise money and create buzz."
    Maybe, this would be better for buzz.

  14. For those of you like me... on ATI PCI-Express Devices Revealed · · Score: 5, Informative

    who know nothing about this so called PCI Express x16, check out these useful sites... True, they're not in english, but as if it's any harder to read than xbitlabs and anandtech ;-) .

  15. What other numbers are famous or valuable? on Portable Phone Numbers = Market for Cool Numbers · · Score: 5, Funny

    Who wants to buy 3-14-159-265?

  16. "In jeopardy is Microsoft's near-monopoly" on FBI on the Windows Source Code Theft · · Score: 5, Insightful

    In any case, Microsoft's code allows the company to keep its near-monopoly on computer operating systems, for the same reason Coca-Cola guards its secret formula.
    Yes, It's very lucky that there is absolutely no way to obtain any MS source code!