Two married buddies are out drinking one night when one turns to
the other and says, "You know, I don't know what else to do. Whenever I go
home after we've been out drinking, I turn the headlights off before I get
to the driveway. I shut off the engine and coast into the garage. I take my
shoes off before I go into the house, I sneak up the stairs, I get undressed
in the bathroom. I ease into bed and my wife STILL wakes up and yells at
me for staying out so late!" His buddy looks at him and says,
"Well, you're obviously taking the wrong approach. I screech into the
driveway, slam the door, storm up the steps, throw my shoes into the closet,
jump into bed, rub my hands
on my wife's ass and say, 'How about a blowjob?'....and she's always
sound asleep."
Check out the scene with Jimmy Fallon in Almost Famous where he's interviewing to be the Rock Mgr.
Band Members:"well thank you, let us talk it over and we'll get in touch with you"
Fallon: "I'm sorry, you misunderstood, I only came in here to decide if I wanted to take the job. Now I'm gonna go outside the door and think about whether I want to work for you"
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Two married buddies are out drinking one night when one turns to the other and says, "You know, I don't know what else to do. Whenever I go home after we've been out drinking, I turn the headlights off before I get to the driveway. I shut off the engine and coast into the garage. I take my shoes off before I go into the house, I sneak up the stairs, I get undressed in the bathroom. I ease into bed and my wife STILL wakes up and yells at me for staying out so late!" His buddy looks at him and says, "Well, you're obviously taking the wrong approach. I screech into the driveway, slam the door, storm up the steps, throw my shoes into the closet, jump into bed, rub my hands on my wife's ass and say, 'How about a blowjob?' ....and she's always
sound asleep."
Band Members:"well thank you, let us talk it over and we'll get in touch with you"
Fallon: "I'm sorry, you misunderstood, I only came in here to decide if I wanted to take the job. Now I'm gonna go outside the door and think about whether I want to work for you"
Band Members: "I kinda miss him already"