Making certain jokes in the inspection line was illegal even before 9/11. I almost got the 3rd degree for making a joke about carrying a weapon when boarding a plane to Europe in 1972. So I was young and dumb. Afterwards, I saw the sign explaining how certain jokes were illegal. The concept of an illegal joke was new to me at the time. Now we've all become much more sophisticated.
you can't even see the raw data from the water temperature gauge, so of course we are all too dumb to see complex health data. The temp data is manipulated so the gauge needle stays in the middle nearly all the time. Exceptions are when the engine is very cold or when it overheats. Normal fluctuations are not shown because they cause unnecessary service calls. There was a recall on Jag sedans to put a resistor in series with the temp sender to damp out needle fluctuations. My MINI does the same thing (checked with data from the OBDII port).
Seriously, can someone point out the skeleton of some dead Martian creature in the background so we can get past this "Is there life on Mars?" question?
Any service agency that gets a ~50% approval should be looking to improve or disband. That level of satisfaction is poor! If you are a seller on eBay with a 97% rating, that is considered pretty bad. I think the IRS would not be pleased if I paid my taxes 54% of the time.
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Making certain jokes in the inspection line was illegal even before 9/11. I almost got the 3rd degree for making a joke about carrying a weapon when boarding a plane to Europe in 1972. So I was young and dumb. Afterwards, I saw the sign explaining how certain jokes were illegal. The concept of an illegal joke was new to me at the time. Now we've all become much more sophisticated.
Change name to Julian Assange.
Popcorn often has lots of fat unless you make it yourself.
It is certain
It is decidedly so
Without a doubt
Yes – definitely
You may rely on it
As I see it, yes
Most likely
Outlook good
Yes
Signs point to yes
Reply hazy, try again
Ask again later
Better not tell you now
Cannot predict now
Concentrate and ask again
Don't count on it
My reply is no
My sources say no
Outlook not so good
Very doubtful
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unless they are served with fava beans and a nice chianti.
Especially rocks that have names like N165.
Wizard calls for end of witch hunt. Film at 11....and once again at the stroke of midnight.
The radiation in Denver is natural organic radiation, but the toxic killer rems in Japan were made by an evil corporation.
All objections are resolved by the next-generation Google self-flying car.
Look around at the people driving near you. Then imagine them FLYING. End of argument.
Touch screens are a tried and failed concept and look what happened.
I read it on Slashdot so it must be true!
If the DOJ and NSA can't get into an Apple iPhone, what chance is there of cracking this?
Yes, but he could be ANYWHERE on Mars!
They haven't had you killed...Yet.
Excellent Brer Rabbit reference. Made me go look up why Song of the South is nearly unavailable these days. I enjoyed it as a child.
You need a smart phone for that. You can print out a bunch of verification codes and stick them in your wallet. Cell reception is not reliable.
Defibrillator app error message: "Your heart has unexpectedly quit. OK?"
you can't even see the raw data from the water temperature gauge, so of course we are all too dumb to see complex health data. The temp data is manipulated so the gauge needle stays in the middle nearly all the time. Exceptions are when the engine is very cold or when it overheats. Normal fluctuations are not shown because they cause unnecessary service calls. There was a recall on Jag sedans to put a resistor in series with the temp sender to damp out needle fluctuations. My MINI does the same thing (checked with data from the OBDII port).
Our local news turned down the volume on Romney when he said, "next President..." We may have another Bush in the making!
Seriously, can someone point out the skeleton of some dead Martian creature in the background so we can get past this "Is there life on Mars?" question?
Have you noticed that the ads for restless leg syndrome drugs have vanished? Why is that?
Sell drugs or become patent troll? I can't decide... Sell $1 apps for smartphone? Sell $1 books on amazon?
Any service agency that gets a ~50% approval should be looking to improve or disband. That level of satisfaction is poor! If you are a seller on eBay with a 97% rating, that is considered pretty bad. I think the IRS would not be pleased if I paid my taxes 54% of the time.