Bob:"Mornin' Joe" Joe:"Hey Bob" Bob:"I think I froze my ass last night. Did we get those new heaters in last night?" Joe:"I Don't know. I heard a plane, but I think it was that horses-ass Lumbergh with the corporate jet dropping by again." Bob:"What a prick." Bob:"Would you hurry up and get that coffee made?" Joe:"Chill dude, my fingers are half friggin froze too." Bob:"Any new stuff on the schedule this morning from Corporate Overlord ?" Joe:"Heh.. you mean Massuh?" Bob:"*lol*" Joe:"Nah, just more bitching and whining about budget cuts.. insurance cuts.. pay cuts.." Joe:"..oh, and that hottie from accounting sent you email." Bob:"No shit!? What did she say?" Joe:"...Here, check it out" (passes laptop to Bob) Bob:"....Click here, huh?..." Joe:"....what the hell?" (hard drive churning sounds) Bob:"oops...shit.." (hard drive really churning) Joe:"Hit the power, dude!!" Bob:"I am! I gotta hold that fucking switch for 5 seconds" Joe:"Pull the power cord!" Bob:"aw shit.. batteries!" Joe:(knocks over hot coffee) Bob:"Oww!...coffee's finally hot.." Joe:"Dammit.. anyone see you come in here?" Bob:"No, I don't think so." Joe:"Wow look at that telescope spin!" Bob:"I didn't know it could revolve that fast!" Joe:"It can't!" Joe:"Hit that friggin screensaver and lets bail!" *click* *panicked rustling sounds* *hurried footsteps fade out*
It will be nice when, one of these days, Microsoft is finally reduced to a sniveling word processor company or gaming console vendor. They have a stranglehold on the market, innovation, politics, and the future of computing as a whole. Monopolies suck.
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>Business people like to force a useless migration to something different every once in a while.
Yeah, like 401k, health insurance, and offshore labor.
> Shouldn't that be, "Those who do not copy Unix are destined to patent it?"
Those who can innovate, do. Those who cannot, patent.
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Bob:"Mornin' Joe"
Joe:"Hey Bob"
Bob:"I think I froze my ass last night. Did we get those new heaters in last night?"
Joe:"I Don't know. I heard a plane, but I think it was that horses-ass Lumbergh with the corporate jet dropping by again."
Bob:"What a prick."
Bob:"Would you hurry up and get that coffee made?"
Joe:"Chill dude, my fingers are half friggin froze too."
Bob:"Any new stuff on the schedule this morning from Corporate Overlord ?"
Joe:"Heh.. you mean Massuh?"
Bob:"*lol*"
Joe:"Nah, just more bitching and whining about budget cuts.. insurance cuts.. pay cuts.."
Joe:"..oh, and that hottie from accounting sent you email."
Bob:"No shit!? What did she say?"
Joe:"...Here, check it out" (passes laptop to Bob)
Bob:"....Click here, huh?..."
Joe:"....what the hell?" (hard drive churning sounds)
Bob:"oops...shit.." (hard drive really churning)
Joe:"Hit the power, dude!!"
Bob:"I am! I gotta hold that fucking switch for 5 seconds"
Joe:"Pull the power cord!"
Bob:"aw shit.. batteries!"
Joe:(knocks over hot coffee)
Bob:"Oww!...coffee's finally hot.."
Joe:"Dammit.. anyone see you come in here?"
Bob:"No, I don't think so."
Joe:"Wow look at that telescope spin!"
Bob:"I didn't know it could revolve that fast!"
Joe:"It can't!"
Joe:"Hit that friggin screensaver and lets bail!"
*click*
*panicked rustling sounds*
*hurried footsteps fade out*
It will be nice when, one of these days, Microsoft is finally reduced to a sniveling word processor company or gaming console vendor. They have a stranglehold on the market, innovation, politics, and the future of computing as a whole. Monopolies suck.