I care not for your silly "first post." It contains no calories and therefore is of no interest to me.
This "frosty piss" you malnourished nerds speak of, however, intrigues me. What is its nutritional value, and more importantly, does it contain cholesterol?
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Provided it then be used to create Melba toast.
FATMOUSE loves Melba toast.
I have found this "Aeron Chair Padding," when shredded, makes excellent bedding. FATMOUSE is well-pleased.
Now I will retire for my evening nap. I expect nut clusters when I awaken, thin, pathetic thing.
... cannibalism must be resorted to when one's comrades become too uppity... or too hungry.
::burp::
I will tell you this - Colonel Jellybelly will never trouble me again.
Fetch me a baby, scrawny human servitor.
I care not for your silly "first post." It contains no calories and therefore is of no interest to me.
This "frosty piss" you malnourished nerds speak of, however, intrigues me. What is its nutritional value, and more importantly, does it contain cholesterol?
FATMOUSE MUST FEED.