OK So there is like an advertisement up there and it is all FIND OUT AT THE SUN ON THE MARS or something. And it's like Java on Mars or something like that. And I'm like, WTF. Is this like that movie? The Passion of the Christ? Why do they call it that anyway. I mean, isn't the name Christ. Shouldn't it be, the Passion of Christ. But no. It's the Passion of the Christ. Directed by the Mel Gibson, starring the Jesus. You don't fuck with the Jesus!!!! Quintana man. Fucking six year olds. But you know, that movie would have been sweet if there was like Artie Lange announcing the title. "The PASSION of the CHRIST!!!!" Artie Lange is a god. He should have played god in the movie. Also, The Monica Bellucci should have shown her breasts. You know, for the artistic value and all.
I mean, first of all I was all confused because there is the Sun on Mars. I think Sun is like a company, I'm not sure. So I guess the company can be on Mars. But it's somewhat vague. Is the actual Sun on Mars? I hope not, that's kind of scary. T_T If that was the case, then the Mars would be the Sun. Then the Java is on the Mars, which is maybe also the Sun. So I guess the Java is getting hot because it is on the Sun, and the Sun is hot. But the Mars is cold. So is the Java going to cool down? I don't know. I think if we model the Java as following the standard relation from thermodynamics Q = mc(delta-t), where c is the specific heat, we can determine that due to the relative difference in mass between the Mars and the Sun, the Java will experience a net increase in heat, which explains its evaporation lines in its associated graphic.
But I don't know. I tend to wonder why they would associate an interpreted high-level language like Java with the low-level systems programming associated with unmanned space travel. That's kind of silly. I mean Java doesn't even have like pointers or whatever. Pointers are kind of like the female breasts you know. Whenever you can like reference memory by address, it's like, you know you are alive. Kind of like when you're holding a nice, firm, supple pair of breasts. It all kind of comes together. Sometimes I think I like the hot weather because then like the ladies wear the more revealing clothing. But then sometimes I think I like the cold weather because then like the nipples are standing at attention. But Java doesn't let you play with her breasts. She keeps them buried beneath several layers of plain, dull colored sweaters. And really, her breasts aren't even all that nice to begin with. But then like C or ASM. She just takes those nice ones out at any opportunity, and you can play with them all you want.
You know what else. Like, you can't do any manual memory management either. You can't delete, you have to wait for the Garbage Collection to clean it up. You know, I can pick up after myself miss. If I wanted a maid I'd hire one. C doesn't care, she just is like, whatever, wanna fuck? Then DeNiro shoots her in the parking lot. C and ASM are like, the single life. You can like, have sex, and feel her up, and like, have sex. Java is like being married or whatever. She's always nagging you, forcing you to define classes for everything and like catch exceptions and go to your daughter's piano recital and then like buy some flooring from the hardware store for the new kitchen cabinets. Everything has to be a class. Everything has to be difficult. It's endless.
One time I was wondering like, what if a girl had like an endless pussy? Would she always be unsatisfied? Because on one hand, no guy could ever reach her cul de sac. But on the other hand, she never could experience that feeling anyway. There is no such physical object as an infinite dildo. That would be a good name for a band. Infinite Dildo. Anyway what if you were like, you know, sexing her up. Slowly running your fingertips through her hair, along her smooth face. Caressing her supple breasts. Data travelling around through memory. Remaining penetant at her altar, licking her pussy thoroughly, gently tickling her with the tip
Also, in the interests of fairness, I feel I should try and post it in the proper formatting:
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You know, not to be off topic or anything. But you know I was looking at that OSDN girl at the top. You know the asian one in the grey collared shirt. And I got to like thinking and stuff. I mean she looks like a girl who was in like a discussion session last quarter. Let's call her Jen because that is like her name or whatever. Anyway so Jen and I were all like talking and I was like, so you know, what is your major. And she was like, I don't know, Chem, but I might go to Bio-Chem!!!! And I was like, cool. But there was like something between us, you know. I could like feel it and stuff. I could feel the love building between her and I, and I looked into her eyes, winking ever so slyly. She smiled, she looked away cutely, flicking her long black hair about her face. There was love in the room. I was like, charming her or something. It was pretty cool I guess.
So then like, I was all, you want to meet up sometime. She was all OK!!!!!!!!! And we were like going to the movies or whatever to see Kill Bill Vol 1. And I all had my arm around her, and she was cuddling up all close to me and stuff. So that was cool. Her hair smelled sweet, almost like honey. Uma Thurman was all like, Wiggle your big toe. I could tell Jen was getting excited. She whispered seductively into my ear, Wiggle something else. Her gaze downward, my bulge stiffening, visibly moving in slow harmonic motion as I flexed my love for her. She ran her hands along the front of my jeans, caressing my ample package. She looked up into my eyes, obviously in love, barely able to contain herself.
The parking lot. I nuzzle the side of her neck with my lips, my fingertips running along the sides of her face. Holding her close, a slight moan escapes her. Affectionate kissing between us, delicately caressing her lips, my fingertips crawling down, along her supple, milky white breasts. Her nipples hardening, her tender stomach ever so ticklish, my fingers running down, past her navel, loosening her skirt in one smooth motion, sliding underneath the fabric, to her wet, sweet vagina.
And I must say, it was somewhat disappointing. Not as much as Matrix 3, but still. I mean, it's tired. EVERY girl has a vagina. Come on ladies. Let's get more creative!!!! The vagina is played out. I've seen too many of them. Let's try to come up with a new edge!!!! For the new generation!!! Haha. I guess what I'm trying to say is, I just want something new in my life. The same old genitalia gets tiresome after awhile.
All I want is a nice, cute asian girl who also has a cock. Is that so much to ask?
Just think of the possibilities. Have you ever imagined giving a simply fabulous blowjob to a young, nubile college girl? I mean someone here must have. Seriously. That would be pretty cool, looking up at her as you sit on your knees, her hard, throbbing cock in your mouth, her breasts jiggling ever so softly as she sighs in ecstacy. Bobbing my head back and forth in a steady oscillation, I feel her love for me welling up inside of her. I run my fingertips along her thighs, fellating her faster and faster, her fingers running through my hair, consoling me, telling me, that I am hers. Her head back, in the throes of orgasmic euphoria, she comes, deep into my throat, tasting sweet, textured, almost like a freshly baked cookie. And I feel loved. It is beautiful.
Anyway, I just figured maybe OSDN wanted some feedback. Because you know the banner ad just shows the girl but it doesn't specify whether she has a pussy or a cock, or both. Which would also be pretty cool, you know. I don't know. Well, here at school I see many girls who look like that so maybe OSDN could find a more interesting or attractive lady if they want it to be an effective advertisement. I mean she is a beautiful girl and all. But she would be more beautiful if she had a dick.
You know, not to be off topic or anything. But you know I was looking at that OSDN girl at the top. You know the asian one in the grey collared shirt. And I got to like thinking and stuff. I mean she looks like a girl who was in like a discussion session last quarter. Let's call her Jen because that is like her name or whatever. Anyway so Jen and I were all like talking and I was like, so you know, what is your major. And she was like, I don't know, Chem, but I might go to Bio-Chem!!!! And I was like, cool. But there was like something between us, you know. I could like feel it and stuff. I could feel the love building between her and I, and I looked into her eyes, winking ever so slyly. She smiled, she looked away cutely, flicking her long black hair about her face. There was love in the room. I was like, charming her or something. It was pretty cool I guess.
So then like, I was all, you want to meet up sometime. She was all OK!!!!!!!!! And we were like going to the movies or whatever to see Kill Bill Vol 1. And I all had my arm around her, and she was cuddling up all close to me and stuff. So that was cool. Her hair smelled sweet, almost like honey. Uma Thurman was all like, Wiggle your big toe. I could tell Jen was getting excited. She whispered seductively into my ear, Wiggle something else. Her gaze downward, my bulge stiffening, visibly moving in slow harmonic motion as I flexed my love for her. She ran her hands along the front of my jeans, caressing my ample package. She looked up into my eyes, obviously in love, barely able to contain herself.
The parking lot. I nuzzle the side of her neck with my lips, my fingertip running along the sides of her face. Holding her close, a slight moan escapes her. Affectionate kissing between us, delicately caressing her lips, my fingertips crawling down, along her supple, milky white breasts. Her nipples hardening, her tender stomach ever so ticklish, my fingers running down, past her navel, loosening her skirt in one smooth motion, sliding underneath the fabric, to her wet, sweet vagina.
And I must say, it was somewhat disappointing. Not as much as Matrix 3, but still. I mean, it's tired. EVERY girl has a vagina. Come on ladies. Let's get more creative!!!! The vagina is played out. I've seen too many of them. Let's try to come up with a new edge!!!! For the new generation!!! Haha. I guess what I'm trying to say is, I just want something new in my life. The same old genitalia gets tiresome after awhile.
All I want is a nice, cute asian girl who also has a cock. Is that so much to ask?
Just think of the possibilities. Have you ever imagined giving a simply fabulous blowjob to a young, nubile college girl? I mean someone here must have. Seriously. That would be pretty cool, looking up at her as you sit on your knees, her hard, throbbing cock in your mouth, her breasts jiggling ever so softly as she sighs in ecstacy. Bobbing my head back and forth in a steady oscillation, I feel her love for me welling up inside of her. I run my fingertips along her thighs, fellating her faster and faster, her fingers running through my hair, consoling me, telling me, that I am hers. Her head back, in the throes of orgasmic euphoria, she comes, deep into my throat, tasting sweet, textured, almost like a freshly baked cookie. And I feel loved. It is beautiful.
Anyway, I just figured maybe OSDN wanted some feedback. Because you know the banner ad just shows the girl but it doesn't specify whether she has a pussy or a cock, or both. Which would also be pretty cool, you know. I don't know. Well, here at school I see many girls who look like that so maybe OSDN could find a more interesting or attractive lady if they want it to be an effective advertisement. I mean she is a beautiful girl and all. But she would be more beautiful if she had a dick.
Thanks for your time everyone.
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OK So there is like an advertisement up there and it is all FIND OUT AT THE SUN ON THE MARS or something. And it's like Java on Mars or something like that. And I'm like, WTF. Is this like that movie? The Passion of the Christ? Why do they call it that anyway. I mean, isn't the name Christ. Shouldn't it be, the Passion of Christ. But no. It's the Passion of the Christ. Directed by the Mel Gibson, starring the Jesus. You don't fuck with the Jesus!!!! Quintana man. Fucking six year olds. But you know, that movie would have been sweet if there was like Artie Lange announcing the title. "The PASSION of the CHRIST!!!!" Artie Lange is a god. He should have played god in the movie. Also, The Monica Bellucci should have shown her breasts. You know, for the artistic value and all.
I mean, first of all I was all confused because there is the Sun on Mars. I think Sun is like a company, I'm not sure. So I guess the company can be on Mars. But it's somewhat vague. Is the actual Sun on Mars? I hope not, that's kind of scary. T_T If that was the case, then the Mars would be the Sun. Then the Java is on the Mars, which is maybe also the Sun. So I guess the Java is getting hot because it is on the Sun, and the Sun is hot. But the Mars is cold. So is the Java going to cool down? I don't know. I think if we model the Java as following the standard relation from thermodynamics Q = mc(delta-t), where c is the specific heat, we can determine that due to the relative difference in mass between the Mars and the Sun, the Java will experience a net increase in heat, which explains its evaporation lines in its associated graphic.
But I don't know. I tend to wonder why they would associate an interpreted high-level language like Java with the low-level systems programming associated with unmanned space travel. That's kind of silly. I mean Java doesn't even have like pointers or whatever. Pointers are kind of like the female breasts you know. Whenever you can like reference memory by address, it's like, you know you are alive. Kind of like when you're holding a nice, firm, supple pair of breasts. It all kind of comes together. Sometimes I think I like the hot weather because then like the ladies wear the more revealing clothing. But then sometimes I think I like the cold weather because then like the nipples are standing at attention. But Java doesn't let you play with her breasts. She keeps them buried beneath several layers of plain, dull colored sweaters. And really, her breasts aren't even all that nice to begin with. But then like C or ASM. She just takes those nice ones out at any opportunity, and you can play with them all you want.
You know what else. Like, you can't do any manual memory management either. You can't delete, you have to wait for the Garbage Collection to clean it up. You know, I can pick up after myself miss. If I wanted a maid I'd hire one. C doesn't care, she just is like, whatever, wanna fuck? Then DeNiro shoots her in the parking lot. C and ASM are like, the single life. You can like, have sex, and feel her up, and like, have sex. Java is like being married or whatever. She's always nagging you, forcing you to define classes for everything and like catch exceptions and go to your daughter's piano recital and then like buy some flooring from the hardware store for the new kitchen cabinets. Everything has to be a class. Everything has to be difficult. It's endless.
One time I was wondering like, what if a girl had like an endless pussy? Would she always be unsatisfied? Because on one hand, no guy could ever reach her cul de sac. But on the other hand, she never could experience that feeling anyway. There is no such physical object as an infinite dildo. That would be a good name for a band. Infinite Dildo. Anyway what if you were like, you know, sexing her up. Slowly running your fingertips through her hair, along her smooth face. Caressing her supple breasts. Data travelling around through memory. Remaining penetant at her altar, licking her pussy thoroughly, gently tickling her with the tip
OMG THANK YOU SO MUCH!!!! ^_^
Also, in the interests of fairness, I feel I should try and post it in the proper formatting:
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You know, not to be off topic or anything. But you know I was looking at that OSDN girl at the top. You know the asian one in the grey collared shirt. And I got to like thinking and stuff. I mean she looks like a girl who was in like a discussion session last quarter. Let's call her Jen because that is like her name or whatever. Anyway so Jen and I were all like talking and I was like, so you know, what is your major. And she was like, I don't know, Chem, but I might go to Bio-Chem!!!! And I was like, cool. But there was like something between us, you know. I could like feel it and stuff. I could feel the love building between her and I, and I looked into her eyes, winking ever so slyly. She smiled, she looked away cutely, flicking her long black hair about her face. There was love in the room. I was like, charming her or something. It was pretty cool I guess.
So then like, I was all, you want to meet up sometime. She was all OK!!!!!!!!! And we were like going to the movies or whatever to see Kill Bill Vol 1. And I all had my arm around her, and she was cuddling up all close to me and stuff. So that was cool. Her hair smelled sweet, almost like honey. Uma Thurman was all like, Wiggle your big toe. I could tell Jen was getting excited. She whispered seductively into my ear, Wiggle something else. Her gaze downward, my bulge stiffening, visibly moving in slow harmonic motion as I flexed my love for her. She ran her hands along the front of my jeans, caressing my ample package. She looked up into my eyes, obviously in love, barely able to contain herself.
The parking lot. I nuzzle the side of her neck with my lips, my fingertips running along the sides of her face. Holding her close, a slight moan escapes her. Affectionate kissing between us, delicately caressing her lips, my fingertips crawling down, along her supple, milky white breasts. Her nipples hardening, her tender stomach ever so ticklish, my fingers running down, past her navel, loosening her skirt in one smooth motion, sliding underneath the fabric, to her wet, sweet vagina.
And I must say, it was somewhat disappointing. Not as much as Matrix 3, but still. I mean, it's tired. EVERY girl has a vagina. Come on ladies. Let's get more creative!!!! The vagina is played out. I've seen too many of them. Let's try to come up with a new edge!!!! For the new generation!!! Haha. I guess what I'm trying to say is, I just want something new in my life. The same old genitalia gets tiresome after awhile.
All I want is a nice, cute asian girl who also has a cock. Is that so much to ask?
Just think of the possibilities. Have you ever imagined giving a simply fabulous blowjob to a young, nubile college girl? I mean someone here must have. Seriously. That would be pretty cool, looking up at her as you sit on your knees, her hard, throbbing cock in your mouth, her breasts jiggling ever so softly as she sighs in ecstacy. Bobbing my head back and forth in a steady oscillation, I feel her love for me welling up inside of her. I run my fingertips along her thighs, fellating her faster and faster, her fingers running through my hair, consoling me, telling me, that I am hers. Her head back, in the throes of orgasmic euphoria, she comes, deep into my throat, tasting sweet, textured, almost like a freshly baked cookie. And I feel loved. It is beautiful.
Anyway, I just figured maybe OSDN wanted some feedback. Because you know the banner ad just shows the girl but it doesn't specify whether she has a pussy or a cock, or both. Which would also be pretty cool, you know. I don't know. Well, here at school I see many girls who look like that so maybe OSDN could find a more interesting or attractive lady if they want it to be an effective advertisement. I mean she is a beautiful girl and all. But she would be more beautiful if she had a dick.
Thanks for your time everyone.
You know, not to be off topic or anything. But you know I was looking at that OSDN girl at the top. You know the asian one in the grey collared shirt. And I got to like thinking and stuff. I mean she looks like a girl who was in like a discussion session last quarter. Let's call her Jen because that is like her name or whatever. Anyway so Jen and I were all like talking and I was like, so you know, what is your major. And she was like, I don't know, Chem, but I might go to Bio-Chem!!!! And I was like, cool. But there was like something between us, you know. I could like feel it and stuff. I could feel the love building between her and I, and I looked into her eyes, winking ever so slyly. She smiled, she looked away cutely, flicking her long black hair about her face. There was love in the room. I was like, charming her or something. It was pretty cool I guess. So then like, I was all, you want to meet up sometime. She was all OK!!!!!!!!! And we were like going to the movies or whatever to see Kill Bill Vol 1. And I all had my arm around her, and she was cuddling up all close to me and stuff. So that was cool. Her hair smelled sweet, almost like honey. Uma Thurman was all like, Wiggle your big toe. I could tell Jen was getting excited. She whispered seductively into my ear, Wiggle something else. Her gaze downward, my bulge stiffening, visibly moving in slow harmonic motion as I flexed my love for her. She ran her hands along the front of my jeans, caressing my ample package. She looked up into my eyes, obviously in love, barely able to contain herself. The parking lot. I nuzzle the side of her neck with my lips, my fingertip running along the sides of her face. Holding her close, a slight moan escapes her. Affectionate kissing between us, delicately caressing her lips, my fingertips crawling down, along her supple, milky white breasts. Her nipples hardening, her tender stomach ever so ticklish, my fingers running down, past her navel, loosening her skirt in one smooth motion, sliding underneath the fabric, to her wet, sweet vagina. And I must say, it was somewhat disappointing. Not as much as Matrix 3, but still. I mean, it's tired. EVERY girl has a vagina. Come on ladies. Let's get more creative!!!! The vagina is played out. I've seen too many of them. Let's try to come up with a new edge!!!! For the new generation!!! Haha. I guess what I'm trying to say is, I just want something new in my life. The same old genitalia gets tiresome after awhile. All I want is a nice, cute asian girl who also has a cock. Is that so much to ask? Just think of the possibilities. Have you ever imagined giving a simply fabulous blowjob to a young, nubile college girl? I mean someone here must have. Seriously. That would be pretty cool, looking up at her as you sit on your knees, her hard, throbbing cock in your mouth, her breasts jiggling ever so softly as she sighs in ecstacy. Bobbing my head back and forth in a steady oscillation, I feel her love for me welling up inside of her. I run my fingertips along her thighs, fellating her faster and faster, her fingers running through my hair, consoling me, telling me, that I am hers. Her head back, in the throes of orgasmic euphoria, she comes, deep into my throat, tasting sweet, textured, almost like a freshly baked cookie. And I feel loved. It is beautiful. Anyway, I just figured maybe OSDN wanted some feedback. Because you know the banner ad just shows the girl but it doesn't specify whether she has a pussy or a cock, or both. Which would also be pretty cool, you know. I don't know. Well, here at school I see many girls who look like that so maybe OSDN could find a more interesting or attractive lady if they want it to be an effective advertisement. I mean she is a beautiful girl and all. But she would be more beautiful if she had a dick. Thanks for your time everyone.