I was considering going the route of dual monitors; but I decided that the more simple solution would be to simply forego my next visit to the optometrist.
The only trouble is getting the "continuous desktop" option on your double vision. . .
That's easy!
You can have your network of (skeezy) friends rate all the local prostitutes for you; based on the well-known formula:
(Sexual Skills)*(Attractiveness)/(Price)*(Number of STDs)=(Hookosity Index)
(The higher the rating, the more preferable the hooker.)
To anyone who's interested in the subject, I'd reccomend them to read Mountains Beyond Mountains by Tracy Kidder, a halfway decent book on the very interesting subject of Dr Paul Farmer, who's been desling with TB epidemics in Haiti / Siberia / Etc for quite a while now. Very informative.
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I was considering going the route of dual monitors; but I decided that the more simple solution would be to simply forego my next visit to the optometrist.
The only trouble is getting the "continuous desktop" option on your double vision. . .
That's easy! You can have your network of (skeezy) friends rate all the local prostitutes for you; based on the well-known formula: (Sexual Skills)*(Attractiveness)/(Price)*(Number of STDs)=(Hookosity Index) (The higher the rating, the more preferable the hooker.)
To anyone who's interested in the subject, I'd reccomend them to read Mountains Beyond Mountains by Tracy Kidder, a halfway decent book on the very interesting subject of Dr Paul Farmer, who's been desling with TB epidemics in Haiti / Siberia / Etc for quite a while now. Very informative.