User: Danny Dale the Not-S

Re:Logic, learn it.

On: Rob Glaser Responds, Talks Up Real Networks

In logical fallacy terms, that is called a Red Herring. WTG Glaser, You have now achieved the illustrious rank of 'Village Idiot'!!

ATTN Stephen!

On: Lawyer Sues Yahoo for Message Board Name-Calling

You do not nor ever have had the right to not be offended!

Also (since you apparently didn't get the memo due to a massive brain/rectum inversion on your part), it's extremely bad form to sue someone for simply calling you a damn dirty shyster; It just proves them absolutely correct. ;)

Re:Longhorn Shmonghorn.

On: More Insight On Longhorn's Avalon And Aero Design

Great idea, but what about the PHBs who actually believe all of MS's lies^H^H^H^HFUD^H^H^Hpropaganda^H^H^H^H^H^H^H^H oh screw it.

YAY!!

On: More Insight On Longhorn's Avalon And Aero Design

More time for me to learn my Linux...

Re:Longhorn Shmonghorn.

On: More Insight On Longhorn's Avalon And Aero Design

I'm not interested in warezing it; Why steal a Ford Pinto when Linus is giving away Lamborghinis for free?

Re:Longhorn Shmonghorn.

On: More Insight On Longhorn's Avalon And Aero Design

Ah, got it.

http://download.openoffice.org/1.1.1/index-nojs.ht ml#en

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Longhorn Shmonghorn.

On: More Insight On Longhorn's Avalon And Aero Design

I fail to see why LH is so important. I fully intend on migrating to Linux quite a long while before LH hits the warez servers^H^H^H^H^H^H^HMarket ;)

[OT]Hey, is OO.o available in Win32?[/OT]

ISD?

On: USS Enterprise Finally Flies

So... When will we see a flying Imperial Star Destroyer?

Hmm, The Ant Equivalent

On: Things You Can Do With A Giant Fresnel Lens

of a Nuclear Bomb.

Imagine kicking over an ant hill, then frying thousands of the little fuckers with each sweep of the beam when they come pouring out. Considering you can melt nickels and cut soda cans in half with this thing, it's possible you can actually [i]glass[/i] that anthill!

Just make sure it's fire ants. Those bastards deserve it...

Re:Just like DivX, except....

On: XVID 1.0 Released

Bah, Gator's easy to kill. www.safer-networking.org

Re:Grab the 1.0 Compiled XviD 1.0 for Windows Here

On: XVID 1.0 Released

try this link http://www.roeder.goe.net/cgi-bin/fetch?file=XviD- 1.0-09052004.exe

Re:Grab the 1.0 Compiled XviD 1.0 for Windows Here

On: XVID 1.0 Released

Wow, they have a nice server! The DL finished before the dialog box finished loading...

Now if only the Mozilla devs would ever get around to fixing that damn stupid bug that crashes Moz when you try to save a file every now and then...

Re:non PDF

On: P-P-P-PowerBook for a S-S-S-Scammer...

Thanks. Not everyone can read PDFs... Mod that parent into the sky!

Re:Why use robots?

On: U.S. Will Use Robots to Patrol Water Supply

Then Dr. Evil would sue with a Submarine Patent...

Re:Can robots pee?

On: U.S. Will Use Robots to Patrol Water Supply

Somehow I don't think those robots are into watersports...