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P-P-P-PowerBook for a S-S-S-Scammer...

kormoc writes "It all started with a ebay auction when the seller got a email from a dude who wanted to scam him. It was a normal setup and it went horribly wrong... for the scammer. This has turned from a awful plight for a ebay user to a wonderful prank on the scammer. Throw in some crazy brits with digicams and you have the making of a great story. Mirror Mirror" That should get the coffee out your nostrils on a fine sunday morning. Note that you have to download the PDF to read the story.

540 comments

  1. A bit hard to follow...... but funny.... by ewwhite · · Score: 5, Interesting

    I loved the photos. This seemed like a big production. Any idea of the status of the "buyer" now?

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    1. Re:A bit hard to follow...... but funny.... by Ishin · · Score: 4, Informative

      Somethingawful.com is the mastermind site behind all of this (couldn't find it mentioned in the pdf) but the address to their forum is forums.somethingawful.com and the original thread on their forum was here: http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?s= &threadid=1016390

      It's a rather hilarious site and if you haven't explored all of their comedy goldmines and photoshop phridays you probably ought to give those a rundown, too.

      Enjoy!

    2. Re:A bit hard to follow...... but funny.... by blkmagic · · Score: 3, Funny

      If you look at the dates, that was only last week (last e-mail May 11). They know he paid duties on it, so he definitely got burned.

    3. Re:A bit hard to follow...... but funny.... by ScottGant · · Score: 2, Interesting

      It all started with an eBay auction for a new G4 Powerbook. My friend Cory wanted me to sell it for him just days after he bought it. Probably because he realized, aside from looking cool, he had no real use for it.

      Does anyone else think this is fishy in itself? After buying a new Powerbook, you say "Hey, it looks cool, but I really don't need it...here, sell it on eBay for me".

      Couldn't he just return it? He had just bought it a few days earlier. Also, he must have known that he wasn't going to get back what he paid for it...so just for the sake of "looking cool" for a few days, he wasted a few hundred bucks? Yet the writer of the story says that he needed people to "kick in" for shipping to London for the scaming of the scammer...couldn't he just ask his rich friend that throws away money for the cash?

      The whole thing sounds like it's totally made up, that there was no eBay auction and the guy that wrote it just was going for basic laughs...and everything in it is pure fiction. I'm probably wrong and everyone will say "but I saw all the stuff and was watching the posts"...but couldn't one person have done everything themself, stringing the viewers along for the laugh?

      Funny? yes...real? I'm not so sure. Either way, real or fake, the guy that wrote it is very creative and a gifted writer!

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    4. Re:A bit hard to follow...... but funny.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

      Jaded Cynicism A+
      Reading Comprehension F-

    5. Re:A bit hard to follow...... but funny.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You're one of those people that think the moon landing was made up too, right?

    6. Re:A bit hard to follow...... but funny.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Informative

      Now, I must know, who is the bigger idiot. The parent poster or the dimwits who modded this?

      > Couldn't he just return it? He had just bought it a few days earlier.

      Did either (poster or moderator) even RTFA? First, it wasn't his (selling it for someone else), and second it was 9 days past the date it could be returned.

      > the guy that wrote it is very creative and a gifted writer!

      So, you read enough to realize the original author was a 'gifted' writer, but couldn't even comprehend the premise of the situation? Having read it myself, 'gifted' would have been the last word I would have choosen for a description.

      So to answer the question:

      No, he couldn't return it, you fucking twit. Please don't post until your reading skills are at least at the level of a 9 year old.

    7. Re:A bit hard to follow...... but funny.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

      The return limit is 10 days. It was 19 days old when they first put it on ebay according to the first page of the pdf. There's really no reason it would have taken the friend 9 days to put something up.

      It's not that much of a stretch for the "just days" comment to still apply. Much better fit than assuming it takes 9 days to write an ebay ad and/or assuming a scammer would make up all these stupid details like this (and then only ask a dollar from anyone who wants). ;p

    8. Re:A bit hard to follow...... but funny.... by Mr+D.+Logan · · Score: 0, Troll

      If you had read through the article, like I know no one does here, you would have found that the guy bought this for a project that was canned 19 days after he purchased the item. The return policy stated that he had a 10 day window within which he could return it.

    9. Re:A bit hard to follow...... but funny.... by rpj1288 · · Score: 1

      Go to forums.somethingawful.com You'll find that the PowerBook had a 10 day return policy, and he tried to return it after 19 days. There is also a link to the ebay actuion.

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    10. Re:A bit hard to follow...... but funny.... by cmacb · · Score: 1, Troll

      The shame in all of this is that there was no easy way to formally get the scammer arrested, or at least get him on the record with the authorities there. Ebay is off the hook on this since they were not used for the transaction, the postal service was lied to, etc.

      Had the scamee attempted to go through formal channels he would have probably gotten nowhere. In a system such as this that doesn't work very well, it becomes tempting to take matters into your own hands. The thinking goes: Maybe if we can scam a few more of the scammers the scamming will stop. But it won't. In this case the scammer learned a lesson. He'll do a better job of his web page next time, do more to protect himself against the tax and insurance issues. Only next time he will actually succeed in ripping someone off, and his bad experience this time will be more than made up for.

      And, if somethingawful was behind this then I question the legitimacy of the whole thing. I've been to their site to investigate some other shenanigans and all I could see were PR stunts designed to generate page hits and drive traffic to advertisers. Every stunt they pull is shortly followed by finding their links all over the place in posts like yours encouraging people to "check this out". Most people over 14 will be offended by what they find there. I hope they haven't hoodwinked the /. editors by this story.

    11. Re:A bit hard to follow...... but funny.... by ScottGant · · Score: 1

      I did read the article, the PDF file, but I must have missed that part of it. I didn't read everything word for word as most of it was minute detail that didn't (or so I though before posting) matter.

      Oh well. Still, it's a funny read.

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    12. Re:A bit hard to follow...... but funny.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Haha. I was going to say the same thing to that idiot. He was quick to jump all over the guy because he missed a small quote, yet he didn't even read the guys post either.

      Too bad he himself didn't have the reading skills of at least the level of a 9 year old.

    13. Re:A bit hard to follow...... but funny.... by nial-in-a-box · · Score: 1

      I think it was actually pretty straightforward. It's good to see efforts like this, because it really is the best way to discourage such scams. Companies try to be politically correct (that, or just plain lazy) to some degree, so often don't investigate obvious scams. Scamming the scammers, though probably technically illegal, is still a great idea. I hope we get a response back from this guy because the end of the story was a little disappointing. I mean, we all know the scammer did get scammed, but the joke is so much better if you actually have hard evidence of some sort. At least an email saying "FUCK YOU" would be priceless.

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    14. Re:A bit hard to follow...... but funny.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Learn how to use quotes in HTML, it's not that hard to learn. Certainly within the grasp of someone who thinks so highly of themselves.

      Now, I must know, who is the bigger idiot. The parent poster or the dimwits who modded this?

      The coward that tries to show his brain power while knowing that it's going to be modded as a troll, with no one reading it except for very few.

    15. Re:A bit hard to follow...... but funny.... by Goo.cc · · Score: 0, Redundant

      Maybe it was a configure to order machine. Apple doesn't accept returns on those.

    16. Re:A bit hard to follow...... but funny.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      SA is one of the funniest places on the internet,
      and btw, that's what links are for
      Why oh why are you plugging your own site in every post on slashdot?
      You fucking dirty whore

      -the forums

    17. Re:A bit hard to follow...... but funny.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Informative

      That is what he said on his aucton site to avoid difficulties selling someone else's thing.

    18. Re:A bit hard to follow...... but funny.... by mini+me · · Score: 1

      As soon as I saw the pictures of the clipboard, I knew this was from SA. Thanks for the thread link.

    19. Re:A bit hard to follow...... but funny.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Actually this was all done on the forums with no input from any of the SA staff. Way to read the actual thread on SA before jumping in, champ!

    20. Re:A bit hard to follow...... but funny.... by popdookey · · Score: 1

      An actual reading of tfa will reveal that the Powerbook was more than 10 days old when the friend decided that he did not want it. It was 21 days old when the bidding began.

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    21. Re:A bit hard to follow...... but funny.... by girgit · · Score: 1

      I noticed several replies that said they had registered just to reply to that thread, which I found a little strange until I realized that you have to *pay* to be a member of this forum.

    22. Re:A bit hard to follow...... but funny.... by lengis · · Score: 1

      lollerdisco! lowtax and crew do it again! long live the goons.

    23. Re:A bit hard to follow...... but funny.... by TMacPhail · · Score: 4, Informative

      As one of 33000 members of the SA forums I'll tell you that what goes on in those forums isnt organized by Lowtax or the other admins/mods. It's just people posting in a forum that just happens to generate lots of content from time to time that actually is worth encouraging people to "check this out"

    24. Re:A bit hard to follow...... but funny.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      > The whole thing sounds like it's totally made
      > up, that there was no eBay auction and the guy
      > that wrote it just was going for basic
      > laughs...

      If you read the article there is actually an email from ebay which provides both the username of the person that won it (not the scammer) and an item ID.

      So that much of the story checks out (though, of course, that could have been set up too or he could just have searched for an item that would fit his joke).

    25. Re:A bit hard to follow...... but funny.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Guh? Where are these shenangins PR stunts that you're talking about?

      I was reading the thread as it unfolded. If it was a fake (it wasn't) then they would have had to coordinate hundreds of people for atleast a year (dns records, hijack their own account and make a false report to Ebay, etc.)

      It's usually "check this out" because it's fucking funny.

    26. Re:A bit hard to follow...... but funny.... by TC+(WC) · · Score: 2, Funny

      What the hell would be the point of fabricating an elaborate stunt against a scammer? It's not like anyone was going "Wow, the interweb will love us all!!!!LOLWTFBBQ!!!"

      Perhaps people are being told to check it out because... I don't know... others are finding it amusing?

      No, wait. That's much too simple. It's obviously an elaborate conspiracy by dozens of completely independant people on the SA forums.

    27. Re:A bit hard to follow...... but funny.... by thefunkychicken · · Score: 0, Offtopic

      sup fellow goon?

    28. Re:A bit hard to follow...... but funny.... by Ayaress · · Score: 2, Interesting

      The hole in your suspicion lies here: To pull a stunt like this, they had to run an eBay account as legitamte for quite a while, then turn it over to another person and intentionally violate eBay TOS. Then, lie to the postal service, break laws in two countries, and then NOT EVEN LINK THE PAGE back to SA. That would be like Nintendo paying a bunch of people dance naked through the streets, but then forget to have them all carry GBA's with them.

    29. Re:A bit hard to follow...... but funny.... by Rib+Feast · · Score: 0, Offtopic

      sup :metis:

    30. Re:A bit hard to follow...... but funny.... by Yablo · · Score: 0, Offtopic

      :megaman:

    31. Re:A bit hard to follow...... but funny.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

      Any idea of the status of the "buyer" now?

      Yes: pissed.

    32. Re:A bit hard to follow...... but funny.... by joebp · · Score: 0, Flamebait

      :laffo:

    33. Re:A bit hard to follow...... but funny.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Some of us still perfer plain text.

      If that's a problem for you, then go somewhere where "Plain Old Text" is not an option.

    34. Re:A bit hard to follow...... but funny.... by aksuur · · Score: 1

      lol posting in legendary thread

      STRONG DIGITAL DEFENSE

    35. Re:A bit hard to follow...... but funny.... by aksuur · · Score: 0, Troll

      I'm a goon, your'e a faggot.

    36. Re:A bit hard to follow...... but funny.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      cmacb came out of the closet to say:
      The shame in all of this is that there was no easy way to formally get the scammer arrested, or at least get him on the record with the authorities there. Ebay is off the hook on this since they were not used for the transaction, the postal service was lied to, etc.

      Had the scamee attempted to go through formal channels he would have probably gotten nowhere. In a system such as this that doesn't work very well, it becomes tempting to take matters into your own hands. The thinking goes: Maybe if we can scam a few more of the scammers the scamming will stop. But it won't. In this case the scammer learned a lesson. He'll do a better job of his web page next time, do more to protect himself against the tax and insurance issues. Only next time he will actually succeed in ripping someone off, and his bad experience this time will be more than made up for.

      And, if somethingawful was behind this then I question the legitimacy of the whole thing. I've been to their site to investigate some other shenanigans and all I could see were PR stunts designed to generate page hits and drive traffic to advertisers. Every stunt they pull is shortly followed by finding their links all over the place in posts like yours encouraging people to "check this out". Most people over 14 will be offended by what they find there. I hope they haven't hoodwinked the /. editors by this story.
      what
    37. Re:A bit hard to follow...... but funny.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Obviously we were supposed to be impressed with his use of the bold attribute. Personally I'm in awe at such a witty bold-typefaced comment ;)

    38. Re:A bit hard to follow...... but funny.... by HohlerMann · · Score: 1

      You need to differentiate beteween the forums and the main website. The p-p-powerbook came from the combined effort of various forum members starting with a thread titled "This guy is trying to rip me off on ebay. How should I respond to his email". This is not a stunt.

    39. Re:A bit hard to follow...... but funny.... by Nimion · · Score: 1

      tl;dr

    40. Re:A bit hard to follow...... but funny.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      He ment on how to use italics in the quotes you fucking bonehead.

      If that's a problem for you, then go somewhere and put a fucking bullet in your head to rid the world of your out-of-touch seed.

    41. Re:A bit hard to follow...... but funny.... by Nimion · · Score: 1

      cmab came out of the closet to say
      Stuff

      This man must not have stairs in his house.

    42. Re:A bit hard to follow...... but funny.... by batkiwi · · Score: 2, Informative

      You have it backwards. SA does not want millions of pagehits and advertising is flat rate and CHEAP (not impression or click through based). SA is the site that redirected to goatse for links from slashdot b/c the traffic wasn't welcome.

      SA is a fairly tight-knit community which is interested in new PARTICIPANTS, but isn't interested in fark-style "OMG WE GOT 3284324 HITS!!!" style people or pure leechers.

      It's all about what you can contribute to the whole.

      The only scam-style things on SA are the "true media" reviews, which are meant to draw out crazy rabid fans of XYZ, and are blatently obvious if you're not a complete idiot.

    43. Re:A bit hard to follow...... but funny.... by dryopterix · · Score: 0

      b& lol

    44. Re:A bit hard to follow...... but funny.... by Eatingdogs · · Score: 1

      Well, this wasn't actually organised by SomethingAwful per se, rather the forum goons. None of this was actually planned by Lowtax or the other people behind the site, it was simply people on the forums getting together to do something cool. This IS real.

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    45. Re:A bit hard to follow...... but funny.... by Ignorant+Aardvark · · Score: 1

      The computer I'm currently on is a 15" PowerBook I got about nine months ago from a friend who bought it and then sold it secondhand to me a week after he got it at a hefty discount (he didn't like it or something). So I believe the story.

    46. Re:A bit hard to follow...... but funny.... by starvo · · Score: 1

      Someone who reads the forums is "Behind this" it's not something made up to generate site hits/traffic. Anyways all of this was originally posted by a user on the forums...(Which is sort of it's own entity aside from the frontpage..) It's meant as something funny and I think everyone is pretty damn sure this isn't an elaborate scan by SA's owner to generate more pagehits. (Is this where we put the :rolleyes: smiley?)

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    47. Re:A bit hard to follow...... but funny.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Any idea of the status of the "buyer" now?
      :angry:
    48. Re:A bit hard to follow...... but funny.... by pyrrhonist · · Score: 1
      I didn't read everything word for word as most of it was minute detail that didn't (or so I though before posting) matter.

      Would you like to enter into a contract with me? It's all just minute details. Here, just sign on the dotted line... ;)

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    49. Re:A bit hard to follow...... but funny.... by Tom_Yardley · · Score: 1

      Why does somebody have to get arrested? Justice was served, the state is not your Mommy, it does not gave to butt into every single human transaction.

    50. Re:A bit hard to follow...... but funny.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I think he is trying to set up his .Mac account.

    51. Re:A bit hard to follow...... but funny.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You enjoy feces and would engage in caprophilia with your mother.

    52. Re:A bit hard to follow...... but funny.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No it's not! It's only 10% non-morons.

    53. Re:A bit hard to follow...... but funny.... by spacefrog · · Score: 4, Informative
    54. Re:A bit hard to follow...... but funny.... by danila · · Score: 1

      It's very nice for you to be able to admit your error, but the truth is - the 10 day return policy was made up by the guy (if we are to believe him) for the scammer. So you were right. If I remember it correctly (having read it on MeFi a few days ago, since Slashdot is lagging as usually), he said it was bought for a "project that fell through". A little bit fishy, yeah, and certainly doesn't explain why he doesn't have money for a express shipping.

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    55. Re:A bit hard to follow...... but funny.... by BlakeLupa · · Score: 1

      Well if this is a fake, I hope Prof Saral Surakul is also a fake. Otherwise he just got trash in nation wide media for nothing. The site they give for him is hosted at Indiana State university as far as I can tell.

    56. Re:A bit hard to follow...... but funny.... by mp3phish · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Per apple's policy, all sales are final on their laptops unless you buy the default config. Even then, you have very few days to return it. If you have opened the box it makes it even worse.

      This isn't walmart or dell we are talking about. This is Apple Computer. Their draconian policy is just yet another reason why their business has been failing all these years.

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    57. Re:A bit hard to follow...... but funny.... by Warmth+Is+Life · · Score: 1

      If you read the SomethingAwful forum thread that this is all based on, you actually get to see everything unfold. They actually got other forum members in the UK to videotape the package being delivered!

    58. Re:A bit hard to follow...... but funny.... by ObitMan · · Score: 1

      you must like thieves.
      thieves should be arrested and spend time in jail.
      or better yet cut their hands off.

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    59. Re:A bit hard to follow...... but funny.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      B& for catchphrase

    60. Re:A bit hard to follow...... but funny.... by CRCulver · · Score: 1

      Well if this is a fake, I hope Prof Saral Surakul is also a fake. Otherwise he just got trash in nation wide media for nothing.

      Considering that the article says right out that he was a victim and his eBay account was stolen, I imagine he'll not be getting "trash in nation wide media" but rather some sympathy.

    61. Re:A bit hard to follow...... but funny.... by BrokenHalo · · Score: 0
      What the hell would be the point of fabricating an elaborate stunt against a scammer?

      Two reasons occur to me in this case:

      (1) While the scammer is being strung along like this, maybe he has less time to spend attempting to dupe someone less gullible;

      (2) Hitting him in the hip pocket so he has to pay duty on something worthless might be seen as laudable (though perhaps petty), since that is clearly what he is attempting to do. In any case, it makes a point.

    62. Re:A bit hard to follow...... but funny.... by emilymildew · · Score: 1

      Yup. They'll be going under any day now.

    63. Re:A bit hard to follow...... but funny.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What the hell would be the point of fabricating an elaborate stunt against a scammer?

      Two reasons occur to me in this case:


      Erm, fabricate means to "make up", the person is saying the story must be real as why would somebody just make this up. To which you reply reasons for doing a real scam on a scammer. Moron.

    64. Re:A bit hard to follow...... but funny.... by Osiris+Ani · · Score: 1
      but the truth is - the 10 day return policy was made up by the guy
      Oh really?
    65. Re:A bit hard to follow...... but funny.... by danila · · Score: 1

      I should have said "the 10 day return policy as the reason for selling on eBay was made up by the guy". The whole story about 10+9 days only appears in his letters to the scammer. In his original post he says something along the lines "It was bought for some project. Suffice to say it fell through".

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    66. Re:A bit hard to follow...... but funny.... by TC+(WC) · · Score: 1

      I was posting in the thread as it happened. Thanks, though... Learning to read might be a nice thing.

    67. Re:A bit hard to follow...... but funny.... by LordK3nn3th · · Score: 1

      The scammer still needs to be legally dealt with. He has, and probabily will continue to, con more people out.

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  2. What a great way to start a dreary Sunday! by Geraden · · Score: 4, Interesting

    I've often thought of doing something similar, but....

    Even if they are being scammed, aren't this person and his/her accomplices committing mail/wire fraud?

    I just wouldn't want to be on the other end if the scammer tried to fight back.

    Scott

    1. Re:What a great way to start a dreary Sunday! by PhoenixFlare · · Score: 1

      Even if they are being scammed, aren't this person and his/her accomplices committing mail/wire fraud?

      IANAL, but while I think they are, technically...Somehow I doubt the scammer would have much of a leg to stand on to complain.

      I just wouldn't want to be on the other end if the scammer tried to fight back.

      It's not that hard to protect yourself...Just be careful about exactly what you give out in the way of personal info, and be creative. Look at some of the scam baiters that play with Nigerian emailers to see what I mean.

    2. Re:What a great way to start a dreary Sunday! by Geraden · · Score: 1

      If the alleged scammer DID send payment somehow, all of a sudden he WOULD have a leg to stand on. Besides which, the sender declared a value FAR above the real value of goods sent. This means that not only has the receiver been scammed, but the government as well.

      Maybe I'm just paranoid....

    3. Re:What a great way to start a dreary Sunday! by Dmala · · Score: 1

      Even if they are being scammed, aren't this person and his/her accomplices committing mail/wire fraud?

      I wouldn't think so. No actual money has changed hands, since the escrow service is bogus anyway. And I can't imagine that there are any laws against declaring too high a value for a package. If you want to pay extra taxes, I'm quite sure the government will be glad to collect.

    4. Re:What a great way to start a dreary Sunday! by jlaxson · · Score: 4, Insightful

      The government hasn't been scammed. If anything they've been unscammed. The government collected taxes way in excess of what they'd otherwise get if the package had been valued correctly.

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    5. Re:What a great way to start a dreary Sunday! by puck01 · · Score: 4, Insightful

      The scammer (buyer) faked an escrow service that disappeared shortly after the "item" was shipped. The escrow service was the way both parties agreed to send payment. Since this agreement was obviously violated on several levels, I cannot see how the "buyer" has a leg to stand on.

    6. Re:What a great way to start a dreary Sunday! by panurge · · Score: 5, Informative
      The scammer is in England and using an accomodation address. The sender is in the US. Where was the contract made? I bet that wasn't even specified, since it was off eBay. So who has legal jurisdiction? What's more, the arrangement is escrow, in theory. That means if the goods are unsatisfactory payment is not released. A genuine buyer would have to accept the risk that the duty would be paid and the goods would be unsatisfactory, and that the duty would not be recovered, unless there existed a proper contract specifying the country of jurisdiction and it was likely to be enforceable. This scammer has the option of visiting the US to start a lawsuit, but he has got to find a court which accepts jurisdiction, and all this is going to cost just a little more than $500.

      The real moral of this story, I think, is don't get involved in interstate (that's state as in country, not as in US state) commerce unless you really know what you are doing, and you are going to be doing it often enough to make all the aggravation worthwhile. The scammer was obviously too dim to realise this since he hadn't realised in advance he would have to pay import duty and Value Added Tax, or even that someone might send him a fake parcel.

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    7. Re:What a great way to start a dreary Sunday! by YankeeInExile · · Score: 5, Interesting

      who says the value is far above the real value of goods sent?

      As far as the beef with customs goes:

      An artist can take ten dollars worth of canvas, smear five dollars of oilpaint on it, and sell it in a gallery for tens of thousands of dollars

      By the same token, a sculptor can take a three ring binder, some magic markers, and a broken keyboard and make a sculpture easily worth two thousand.

      Art is in the eye of the beholder

      Since the eBay transaction never occured, they have no beef with him -- he merely used the contact made with the person who stole the german account to sell some artwork in a separate transaction

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    8. Re:What a great way to start a dreary Sunday! by PunchMonkey · · Score: 5, Funny

      who says the value is far above the real value of goods sent?

      I agree... after all, if the P-p-p-powerbook resurfaces and finds it's way on ebay, I'm sure it'll fetch far more than a couple dollars (the value of the goods used in construction). :-) ... goddamnit... the scammer could still make his money back....

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    9. Re:What a great way to start a dreary Sunday! by orcrist · · Score: 1

      If anything they've been unscammed.

      Hmmmmm... Wouldn't that be anti-scammed? ;-)

      -chris

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    10. Re:What a great way to start a dreary Sunday! by T-Ranger · · Score: 3, Insightful
      A contract is void if it is based on an illegal purpose or contrary to public policy.[1]

      Or, to put things another way: the scammer started it.

      [1]wikipedia

    11. Re:What a great way to start a dreary Sunday! by nycsubway · · Score: 4, Interesting

      I love it. Nothing like screwing a scammer. I nearly fell for something like that about 5 years ago, although in reverse. Someone advertised a computer for sale for a really low price. I knew little about internet fraud at the time, so I beleived that because they advertised this computer for a low price, it must be true... otherwise they'd be lying, which people couldn't do! (duh)

      So I emailed the person to express my interest in buying the computer. He writes back with a long description of their 'operation'. They hacked into 'major computer makers' and re-routed shipping containers to me because they felt that computer makers were overcharging, etc. They were doing it for the good of the public; stealing from rich computer makers to give to the public.

      I almost fell for this, until I started to think about it. What if it was a scam? I couldn't contact the police, because I would have knowingly bought stolen goods. Wait! it must be a scam then!

      Scammers come up with incredibly diverse kinds of scams, because someone will eventually fall for one of them.

    12. Re:What a great way to start a dreary Sunday! by kah13 · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Declared value on items is based upon invoice pricing, not 'current' real value. If you want to get a lower price, you have to pay for a professional 'valuation'.

      So, since the agreed price was the amount 'paid' by the seller, that would be the declared value, not the aggregated cost of the parts used to make the product.

    13. Re:What a great way to start a dreary Sunday! by cloudturtle · · Score: 3, Interesting

      Well it could quite possibly be both mail (UPS) and wire (internet to access e-mail and escrow account).

      Basically the elements for mail and wire fraud are
      A scheme to defraud (about a material fact)
      Intent for the person to rely on the false information
      and a mail or wire interaction.

      What is interesting under the law is that an actual fraud does not need to be commited if the elements are met (unlike commom law fraud/misrepresentation which requires damages). The point is that the orignal scammer is still liable even though he never actually got the chance to defraud MyNameIsJeff (becuase he never recieved the real Pbook).

      Now the scarry part is not the M&W fraud but the fact that Jeff had help. This would be a conspiracy to commit M&W fraud which is a federal felony as well. So even if they meet the M&W fraud (which would be real hard considering that they posted EVERYTHING to the web for evidence) there doesn't need to be a conviction on the substanitive crime for a conspiracy conviction.

      Conspiracy might be a bit more attenuated becuase the second person (Gizmo_gun) just kind of jumped in, so there may not be the requisite agreement...

      But i am going to stop now. I don't like the feeling that i am analyzing stuff on slashdot better than i did on my white collar crime final.

    14. Re:What a great way to start a dreary Sunday! by WWWWolf · · Score: 4, Funny
      By the same token, a sculptor can take a three ring binder, some magic markers, and a broken keyboard and make a sculpture easily worth two thousand.

      So this pppppowerbook is worth two thousand dollars? And cheap materials are worth tens of thousands?

      Somehow, I'm imagining that the folks who came up with this way to trick scammers are laughing now, but wait 'til the scammer sells the pppppppowerbook to some modern art gallery or computer history museum. The scammers sure are smart! They can easily make zillions!

    15. Re:What a great way to start a dreary Sunday! by blkmagic · · Score: 3, Insightful

      That logic doesn't follow in this case, unfortunately. It would be fraud because he didn't send the item described in the auction. If I sold you a stereo valued at $500 and sent a computer valued at $500 with no intention of sending the stereo you purchased, that is fraud. The customs declaration said "PowerBook," not art. Again, fraud. I have the feeling though, since the guy who started it was committing computer fraud (fraudulent web site for the purpose of theft), he's probably not going to press charges. :)

    16. Re:What a great way to start a dreary Sunday! by mikis · · Score: 1

      An artist can take ten dollars worth of canvas, smear five dollars of oilpaint on it, and sell it in a gallery for tens of thousands of dollars

      Yes, but if you try to sell it as genuine Van Gogh, you can get in trouble.

    17. Re:What a great way to start a dreary Sunday! by SirDaShadow · · Score: 1

      But Ebay said the transaction was "null and void"..hence neither party has liability...IANAL, but is this correct?

    18. Re:What a great way to start a dreary Sunday! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yes, and as an artist let me just state that canvas and paint cost way, way more than just a few dollars. Total materials for a good size painting usually come in at about $100, not counting the time spent painting it.

    19. Re:What a great way to start a dreary Sunday! by Vlad_the_Inhaler · · Score: 1

      The scammer knew about import duty and VAT, which is why he asked the sender to enter a low value on the forms.

      I suppose he was not expecting a fake parcel, but he thought he was the scammer.

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    20. Re:What a great way to start a dreary Sunday! by YankeeInExile · · Score: 4, Insightful

      <mode="pedantic">What auction? The e-bay auction was rescinded, so there could be no fraudulent transaction.</mode>

      Since no money changed hands, the buyer cannot claim he did not receive the article he paid for.

      As to what was on the customs declaration, your assertion seems likely, but you are arguing facts not in evidence. Maybe the pranksters honestly filled in "p-p-p-powerbook"

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    21. Re:What a great way to start a dreary Sunday! by ThisIsFred · · Score: 1

      Right, so if Jeff is liable for tax fraud, the scammer is also, since he came right out and asked the seller to falsify the declarations on the forms in order to cheat the gov't out of tax revenue.

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    22. Re:What a great way to start a dreary Sunday! by karmatic · · Score: 1

      I don't think the government has a problem with you paying $2000 worth of tax on a $10 item. It's the other way around they don't seem to like.

    23. Re:What a great way to start a dreary Sunday! by pjt33 · · Score: 1
      Where was the contract made?
      Wrong question. Was a contract made? ISTM (IANAL) that Jeff's in a fairly strong position for arguing that he didn't intend to create legal relations.
    24. Re:What a great way to start a dreary Sunday! by LostCluster · · Score: 3, Insightful

      The concept of "lesser of two evils" also comes into play... which is to say that it's okay to comitt a crime if it's being done in order to get in the way a larger crime.

      In order for the scammer to claim that he was the victim of a fraud, he'd end up confessing to the original scam which was much more serious. Most judges and prosecuters would grant immunity to the people who sent the "P-P-P-PowerBook" in order to bring down the larger scam artist.

    25. Re:What a great way to start a dreary Sunday! by AKnightCowboy · · Score: 0

      I found this a great way to start a beautiful Saturday too when I saw this yesterday on Fark. It's pretty funny, but I wonder if the guy will ever get any further word from the scammer.

    26. Re:What a great way to start a dreary Sunday! by Trurl's+Machine · · Score: 4, Funny

      Yes, but if you try to sell it as genuine Van Gogh, you can get in trouble.

      You'll be quite safe selling a genuine V-v-v-van G-g-g-gogh :-)

    27. Re:What a great way to start a dreary Sunday! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Post a registered letter to yourself explaining your true intends behind this transaction, that is accumulating enough evidences to help the cops bust this scammer, yadda yadda... Do not open this letter, ever.

      Fool with the scammer for a while. After you are done with the transaction, complain to authorities, hand them all evidences requested along your registered letter that you never opened, let them open it.

    28. Re:What a great way to start a dreary Sunday! by clone22 · · Score: 1

      I'll bet the custom duties were paid with a counterfeit check.

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    29. Re:What a great way to start a dreary Sunday! by Kierthos · · Score: 2, Insightful

      As far as I know, there aren't. And I just completed a bunch of coursework for FedEx, so....

      The way it works is like this: You pay an amount of money based on what shipping method (Express, Priority, 2 Day Delivery, etc.), and on how much the package weighs. (There are extra fees like Saturday delivery, residential shipping, etc.)

      If you declare the value of the package to be $100, there isn't any extra charge. (If you leave that area blank, it's assumed to be $100.) Anything over a declared value of $100 has an extra charge, depending on how much you're declaring it to be worth.

      Now, in this case, the sender of the p-p-p-powerbook had to spend the money to FedEx it to England. As long as it doesn't violate FedEx's rules or regulations on package contents, and it's legal to ship to England, then FedEx really doesn't care what it is. And I'll tell you right now, the tax collectors in England won't care either. They've been paid the VAT (or whatever), and it doesn't matter to them that it's a three-ring binder with Sharpie artwork and broken keyboard keys.

      The person who needed to get slammed got slammed, and numerous other people got a laugh and a bit of education about it.

      Kierthos

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    30. Re:What a great way to start a dreary Sunday! by sik+puppy · · Score: 1

      Actually that would bring the scammer out of the woodwork - remember he NEVER paid for his pppowerbook. Thats the entire point of the escrow service. Either he got what he ordered and the escrow pays the seller, or he returns the incorrect item and gets his money back.

      Here he has received the item but didn't pay for it, (nor did he have any intention of paying for it).

      So the "artist" can re-claim ownership, and furthermore publiclly expose the scammer.

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    31. Re:What a great way to start a dreary Sunday! by Idarubicin · · Score: 4, Informative
      Even if they are being scammed, aren't this person and his/her accomplices committing mail/wire fraud?

      The original seller made an honest offer. He had the real product, and it was a legitimate auction.

      He only decided to send the dummy laptop after it was established that the buyer was using a false name, phone number, and escrow site, with the intent to defraud the seller. If the buyer has no intention of holding up his end of the contract (paying for the laptop) then the seller is not bound to send a real laptop.

      If the buyer attempts to recover the import duties through civil court, then he exposes himself to criminal prosecution. Further, his claim in civil court would likely be easily denied based on the doctrine of unclean hands--that is, "...a party who is asking for a judgment cannot have the help of the court if he/she has done anything unethical in relation to the subject of the lawsuit."

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    32. Re:What a great way to start a dreary Sunday! by blkmagic · · Score: 2, Informative

      He didn't. I actually read the whole story (the PDF, not the 82-page original thread) before I posted. The declaration said something like "computer equipment," and he included a CD-ROM drive in the package in case anyone actually checked. The fraud was not in the declaration, but in the agreement. It's all moot since the guy was trying to scam him, but he agreed to send the PowerBook (actual computer) prior to the "buyer" sending payment through an escrow company.

    33. Re:What a great way to start a dreary Sunday! by bwy · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Yeah, this guy had balls. I've heard of cases where there has been murders over stuff like this- not sure if it is true or not but think about the quality of people that you are dealing with on the other end and then ask yourself whether it was worth it.

      Amusing, none the less, and entertaining to read. But overall I think you are better off just reporting the scam and letting it go. Sure, reporting it probably won't result in anything, but it is about the most we can legally do.

    34. Re:What a great way to start a dreary Sunday! by xangsta · · Score: 0

      he paid taxes to get the package from fedex...

    35. Re:What a great way to start a dreary Sunday! by Plac3bo · · Score: 1

      YES! Paying $2000 worth of taxes on a $10 item does not hurt the goverment or cheat them out of any money. It _is_ technically fraud (because in the case that the parcel was lost or destroyed and insurance was purchased, the shipping company would be liable for paying out $2000), but other than that, I doubt that any government will make a big stink over this.

    36. Re:What a great way to start a dreary Sunday! by Jerf · · Score: 4, Insightful

      There is an old saying: "You can't scam an honest man".

      Now you understand why that is true.

    37. Re:What a great way to start a dreary Sunday! by cdrudge · · Score: 1

      But the $10 worth of office and computer supplies had been transfored by a master artist. As artistic value, it really could been worth thousands. A Monet is really only worth physically a few dollars for the canvas and paint...but the artistic value is what makes it cost so much.

    38. Re:What a great way to start a dreary Sunday! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      pussy!

    39. Re:What a great way to start a dreary Sunday! by secolactico · · Score: 1

      In order for the scammer to claim that he was the victim of a fraud, he'd end up confessing to the original scam

      Actually, he doesn't need to confess anything. Unless there's evidence that he's behind the fake escrow site, he could claim good intentions and pass himself as another victim of said site.

      Of course, his claims of previous business with said escrow site would probably bring him down.

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    40. Re:What a great way to start a dreary Sunday! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      i find that totally untrue.

      lots of people are scammed without illegal methods of greed involved.

      or did you forget all the stock scams going on (not the penny stocks either)

      whats so dishonest about buying some stock

    41. Re:What a great way to start a dreary Sunday! by Crazy+Eight · · Score: 2, Informative
      It would be fraud because he didn't send the item described in the auction.

      This exchange was less formal than selling a used microwave via post-it note on the lunchroom bulletin board. The scammer contacted MyNameIsJeff on his own after the eBay auction ended.

    42. Re:What a great way to start a dreary Sunday! by Crazy+Eight · · Score: 1
      Jeff's in a fairly strong position for arguing that he didn't intend to create legal relations.

      And yet he ended up with a "dear wife". Truly, the Internet is a magical wonderland.

    43. Re:What a great way to start a dreary Sunday! by Crazy+Eight · · Score: 2, Insightful

      No doubt. IIRC, the Nigerian government has publicly stated that part of the blame for 419 spam lays in "the greed of foreigners."

    44. Re:What a great way to start a dreary Sunday! by jandrese · · Score: 1

      If only the counterexamples weren't so easy to come up with. Many honest people get scammed on Ebay from people who just don't ship the goods after they are paid for.

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    45. Re:What a great way to start a dreary Sunday! by TC+(WC) · · Score: 1

      Eh... the guy was definitely using a fraudulant escrow site, so it's not like he really has a case of any sort.

    46. Re:What a great way to start a dreary Sunday! by StrongAxe · · Score: 1

      Even if they are being scammed, aren't this person and his/her accomplices committing mail/wire fraud?

      Fraud happens when you unjustly enrich yourself at someone else's expense. Attempted fraud happens when you try to do that; it's only fraud if you actually succeed. Since escrow was [allegedly] being used, and the buyer had complete control, how could fraud happen? Buyer sends money to escrow company; seller sends him garbage; buyer says 'this isn't acceptable'; seller receives no money. Fraud might have been possible if they had sent something that could be confused with the real thing (for example, a working laptop with a slower CPU, less RAM, etc.) but that wasn't the case here. Besides which, unless the buyer actually deposited money with the escrow company (cough cough), it's all moot anyway.

    47. Re:What a great way to start a dreary Sunday! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      The concept of "lesser of two evils" also comes into play... which is to say that it's okay to comitt a crime if it's being done in order to get in the way a larger crime.

      Bullshit. Are you saying it would be okay for someone to murder the head of R.J. Reynolds because cigarettes kill millions?

    48. Re:What a great way to start a dreary Sunday! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      The concept of "lesser of two evils" also comes into play... which is to say that it's okay to comitt a crime if it's being done in order to get in the way a larger crime.

      Bullshit. Are you saying it would be okay for someone to murder the head of R.J. Reynolds because cigarettes kill millions?

      It would be, if he were forcing people to smoke.

    49. Re:What a great way to start a dreary Sunday! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      This exchange was less formal than selling a used microwave via post-it note on the lunchroom bulletin board. The scammer contacted MyNameIsJeff on his own after the eBay auction ended.

      Check the dates. The auction opened on April 20, and the scammer contacted Jeff on April 23, 4 days before the auction ended.

    50. Re:What a great way to start a dreary Sunday! by mabinogi · · Score: 1

      so?

      paying customs duty doesn't make you the owner. It just means that customs will let it in to the country. They don't care who owns it.

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    51. Re:What a great way to start a dreary Sunday! by Tender+Vittles · · Score: 1

      There is no fraud in this. Jeff sent the guy what he paid for. Since the guy setup a fake escrow site, he paid nothing, so Jeff didn't send him a powerbook. Now if customs expects to see a powerbook and they get a p-p-powerbook!, isn't that close enough? The scammer was a total douche. He had been doing this for awhile. Pipski and Starbucks saw him sign for other packages that looked similar before the ringer was even delivered. That guy needed a heavy dose of some goon justice, and that's what he got.

    52. Re:What a great way to start a dreary Sunday! by paule9984673 · · Score: 1

      In most jurisdictions the concept of "lesser of two evils" doesn't include human lives. Murdering one person is not any less evil than murdering two. This prevents a whole lot of cans of worms being opened.

    53. Re:What a great way to start a dreary Sunday! by Threni · · Score: 1

      >I don't think the government has a problem with you paying $2000 worth of tax on a $10 >item.

      Yes, but the computer didn't cost $2000 to build. Is Apple guilty of fraud for charging more than the cost of manufacture? What about perfume, software etc? You can charge what you like for stuff, can't you?

    54. Re:What a great way to start a dreary Sunday! by grainofsand · · Score: 1

      My view here is that the two basic essential elements of contract (offer and acceptance / consideration) were formed.

      Not necessarily relevant though as it is very unlikely that either party will persue the other for breach, given the circumstances.

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    55. Re:What a great way to start a dreary Sunday! by pjt33 · · Score: 4, Informative

      Under UK law, there are four requirements for a contract: offer, acceptance, consideration and intent to create legal relations.

    56. Re:What a great way to start a dreary Sunday! by mcpkaaos · · Score: 1

      <mode="pedantic">What auction? The e-bay auction was rescinded, so there could be no fraudulent transaction.</mode>

      <Pedant mode="trump" attitude="teehee">Your XML is invalid.</Pedant>

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    57. Re:What a great way to start a dreary Sunday! by Jane_Dozey · · Score: 1

      Or, if you were being forced to smoke (which is seriously harmful) you could take the life of the person forcing you to smoke and claim self-defence.

      IANAL

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    58. Re:What a great way to start a dreary Sunday! by Starrider · · Score: 1

      Agreed. I think any ignorant person can be scammed, but honest individuals won't willingly take part in a scheme.

    59. Re:What a great way to start a dreary Sunday! by TC+(WC) · · Score: 1

      you win at INTERNET!

    60. Re:What a great way to start a dreary Sunday! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      An artist can take ten dollars worth of canvas, smear five dollars of oilpaint on it, and sell it in a gallery for tens of thousands of dollars

      By the same token, a sculptor can take a three ring binder, some magic markers, and a broken keyboard and make a sculpture easily worth two thousand.


      All that proves is that the buyers of such "art" are the biggest suckers of them all.

    61. Re:What a great way to start a dreary Sunday! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Interesting

      >Yeah, this guy had balls. I've heard of cases where there has been murders over stuff like this- not sure if it is true or not

      http://www.wired.com/wired/archive/6.12/murder_p r. html

      Murder by Internet

      Chris Marquis was a 17-year-old Vermont hustler running a small-time scam online. His virtual business was going great - until somebody killed him.

      By Scott Kirsner

      On the afternoon of March 19, 1998, a UPS driver named Armand Gevry delivered a cardboard box to the pea-green house at 3 Washington Street in Fair Haven, Vermont. Gevry lives two blocks away, and when Sheila Rockwell opened the door, she recognized him as the deliveryman who often brought shipments of citizen's band radio equipment to her son.

      It was a cold, gray day outside - light snow changing to sleet changing to rain - so she quickly took the package from Gevry, thanked him, and shut the door. Rockwell, a weathered woman of 52 with hard blue eyes and wispy brown hair, carried the box down the hallway of her modest home.

      Chris Marquis was talking on his new Ranger RCI 2990 radio with his girlfriend, Cyndi McDonald, when his mother brought the package into his wood-paneled bedroom. His 6-foot frame was hunched over the microphone on his desk, his dirty-blond hair was swept forward across his forehead, and a thin mustache fuzzed his upper lip.

      Rockwell handed the 2-foot-long box to her son. She didn't recognize the return address, so she sat down on Chris's bed, curious to see what was inside.

      Chris continued chatting with Cyndi. The name and address on the box - Samantha Brown, 1863 South High Street, Bucyrus, Ohio - didn't ring any bells for him either.

      "I got a package in the mail," Chris told Cyndi. He'd met her two years earlier as a quiet, sweet voice on Channel 1. Cyndi was now in the 11th grade, a year ahead of Chris, but she attended school in Whitehall, the next town over. Their favorite date was a meal at the McDonald's on the far edge of Fair Haven.

      "What is it?" Cyndi asked. "Who's it from?"

      "Hold on. I don't know," Chris answered, as he grabbed his jackknife from the holster on his belt and slit the box open. Inside was a slightly smaller box made of styrofoam.

      "Well, it's probably a bomb, then," Cyndi joked.

      The explosion knocked Chris and his mother to the floor.

    62. Re:What a great way to start a dreary Sunday! by grainofsand · · Score: 1

      Thanks for that! Who says you can't learn something from /.!

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    63. Re:What a great way to start a dreary Sunday! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Good, because the last thing we need is another lazy, sloppy, lawyer. Do you really thing a prosecutor is going after this guy? F___ queda, we got a boy who scamed a scammer. And the English, the country without balls enough to keep their constitution alive. They can't prove a crime on a level playing field. Oh! the Irish. I'm worried, here your lordship, have my human/civil rights. I don't need them anyway. Baa Baa Baa

    64. Re:What a great way to start a dreary Sunday! by Phurd+Phlegm · · Score: 1
      I just wouldn't want to be on the other end if the scammer tried to fight back.

      Well, I think the various agencies would look rather poorly at the scamster. And how can it be fraud of any variety if no transaction took place? Wasn't the point that they were never going to get paid?

      What I'm curious about is who the scammer really was. I can't believe the barber shop or whatever was the end point, since it wouldn't be that hard to trace--was it shipped further from there? Or would the barber, if the authorities checked, just say that he took ten bob to let some guy ship a package through him?

    65. Re:What a great way to start a dreary Sunday! by spike+hay · · Score: 1, Flamebait

      Either that or the "fucking idiocy of foreigners."

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    66. Re:What a great way to start a dreary Sunday! by xQx · · Score: 1

      I disagree, after all the scammer was willing to pay the inflated price for the 'notebook', and the folder was a work of art, created by the author.
      I don't think it'd be hard to argue, that even though the raw materials only cost $5, the artwork created by them was easily worth $2000. :) Besides, I don't think the government would've complained about the extra tax they got.

    67. Re:What a great way to start a dreary Sunday! by forgetful_ca · · Score: 1

      HAHAHA, this has gotten missed in the scrum, I'm sure. good on you, +4, funny.

    68. Re:What a great way to start a dreary Sunday! by Vernes · · Score: 1

      If the scammer finds out about the p-p-p-powerbook hype, he'll understand that that thing is worth something now. And he'll go "CRAP!, I threw that thing away!".

    69. Re:What a great way to start a dreary Sunday! by Cuthalion · · Score: 1

      Besides which, the sender declared a value FAR above the real value of goods sent

      As a piece of artwork, that sculpture he sent is PRICELESS. $2100 is a steal.

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    70. Re:What a great way to start a dreary Sunday! by TheOldFart · · Score: 1

      What makes you think he's not full of shit? :)

    71. Re:What a great way to start a dreary Sunday! by blkmagic · · Score: 1

      I'm not arguing that the guy didn't deserve what he got. But you can't say that Jeff isn't guilty of fraud. He misrepresented the transaction by telling the guy he'd send him the PowerBook listed in the auction (and yes, I know it wasn't an ebay transaction, but he represented that he was sending the computer listed in the auction to the crook). Rather than sending the item he said he would, he sent a box of basically useless junk and misrepresented its value on the customs declaration to defraud the guy of a few hundred dollars in duties. Even though he wasn't the recipient of the money, the intent was to defraud, and it sounds like it worked.

      Two wrongs don't make a right. That said, I think this situation is hilarious and the guy got his just desserts, but it's still vigilante justice. Take for example a similar situation, though obviously more extreme. Let's say a friend of mine is killed by a carjacker. If I track the murderer down and kill him in cold blood, do you really think I'd get away without being tried for murder? Of course not; I'd be a murderer as well. Breaking the law because someone else did is not an excuse. I don't know what I would have done in this situation, but of course the proper way to handle it would have been to alert the local authorities.

    72. Re:What a great way to start a dreary Sunday! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      IANAL, but while I think they are, technically...Somehow I doubt the scammer would have much of a leg to stand on to complain.

      IAAL. The scammers legs are irrelevant. If (if!) what these guys have done amounts to mail/wire fraud, we're talking a criminal offence and it is the State whose legs will have to carry it.

    73. Re:What a great way to start a dreary Sunday! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      I wouldn't think so. No actual money has changed hands, since the escrow service is bogus anyway.

      You are forgetting about the customs duties which were apparently paid?

    74. Re:What a great way to start a dreary Sunday! by WinterpegCanuck · · Score: 1
      . . . if the package had been valued correctly

      Are you nutz? This is a one of a kind Jeff origional P-p-p-powerbook. There is only one in the world, and how much do you wanna bet that if Gianluca posted it on e-bay, some poor /.er would put a bid or two on it?

    75. Re:What a great way to start a dreary Sunday! by Crazy+Eight · · Score: 1
      The auction opened on April 20, and the scammer contacted Jeff on April 23, 4 days before the auction ended.

      Whoops! You're right. My bad. It's more like the scammer wanted to arrange his own "Buy it Now" deal.

    76. Re:What a great way to start a dreary Sunday! by awol · · Score: 1

      There is a lot of bunk in the replies to this post about "unclean hands" and the unenforceablility of illegal contracts. But the real problem for the "team" (IANAL) is that they have misrepresented the value of the goods sent and in the two jurisdictions in question that is probably an offence. Probably a strict liability offence as well (which means motive is irrelevant). However, they are unlikely to ever be prosecuted and even if they were, a guilty plea would probably get a "no conviction recorded" and they could sell the story to the papers for thousands to cover any fine they might pay (although that would be a bit dodgy as well :-)

      So I wouldn't lose any sleep.

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    77. Re:What a great way to start a dreary Sunday! by Vlad_the_Inhaler · · Score: 1

      Does that mean you thought a real Powerbook was sent through the post?

      The 'computer' was not a computer at all, it was a folder made up to look vaguely like a Powerbook.

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    78. Re:What a great way to start a dreary Sunday! by KeithManning · · Score: 1
      Or, if you were being forced to smoke (which is seriously harmful) you could take the life of the person forcing you to smoke and claim self-defence.
      What about passive smoking? You're forced to breathe in smoke (which can kill you) but I doubt you could massacre everyone in a pub and claim self defence?
    79. Re:What a great way to start a dreary Sunday! by Jane_Dozey · · Score: 1

      No-one's forcing you to be there and breath in the smoke, so no, you couldn't claim self-defence. In fact, you could were a mask to filter out the smoke (and get lots of funny looks to :)

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    80. Re:What a great way to start a dreary Sunday! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Slightly OT, but the size of government taxes has, in the past, actually been used by a forger to get a fake passed off as an original - the art world was scammed by the government:

      Basically, a painter copied a masterpiece complete with original signature (nothing illegal here), but then painted over the signature and added his own, indicating it was a copy (still nothing illegal). He then shipped it to the US as a copy and valued it as such. However, he then tipped off US Customs that a masterpiece was coming in as a copy and when the US dealer went to collect it had to pax extra tax (for which he wasn't too happy), but the result was an official piece of paper from the US Customs stating that the fake was an original and worth many times its real value.

    81. Re:What a great way to start a dreary Sunday! by Threni · · Score: 1

      No, it means I don't take it remotely seriously when someone says something is `worth` or `costs` a certain amount of money. It's a made up figure. Something is only `worth` whatever I personally decide it's worth.

  3. Where did I see this... by Orne · · Score: 1, Informative

    Oh yea, Fark had it yesterday...

    "Man sells PowerBook on Ebay, gets fraudulent offer, sends scammer p-p-p-powerbook instead"

    1. Re:Where did I see this... by AgBullet · · Score: 1, Interesting

      muaha. that was my first ever greenlighted fark submission. /me bows deeply.

    2. Re:Where did I see this... by KarmaPolice · · Score: 2, Informative

      Some of us saw the comment on /. on friday...

      http://slashdot.org/comments.pl?sid=107613&cid=915 4505

      Great laugh!!

    3. Re:Where did I see this... by gnu-generation-one · · Score: 5, Funny

      "Herflich, prepare the fake banknotes to pay for the painting of the madonna with the big boobies"

    4. Re:Where did I see this... by jdcook · · Score: 1

      And Fark swiped it from Boing Boing. I think. Whatever, it's still funny.

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    5. Re:Where did I see this... by protactin · · Score: 4, Informative

      Wow, well done.. and some of us saw it three weeks ago as it actually happened on the Something Awful forums.

    6. Re:Where did I see this... by SignalTwoFive · · Score: 1

      Some of us EVEN PARTICIPATED!

    7. Re:Where did I see this... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Hehe. Such a wonderful show!

    8. Re:Where did I see this... by Fenris+Ulf · · Score: 1
      Some of us EVEN PARTICIPATED!
      And some of us got YELLED AT BY FISTGRRL for cluttering up the thread.

      oh shi
    9. Re:Where did I see this... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      :gb2fark:

    10. Re:Where did I see this... by TC+(WC) · · Score: 3, Funny

      Wow! Great work, man! We're all proud of you for putting a URL into a form! We're lucky you were there, or who knows what would have happened!!!

      God damned Farker.

    11. Re:Where did I see this... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Well, then you're clearly a fucking superior human being for noticing.

    12. Re:Where did I see this... by Big+Mark · · Score: 1

      I could've gotten the first fucking post on that thread. On page seven. ps you are from scotland rite

    13. Re:Where did I see this... by sharkey · · Score: 1
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  4. it must be said... by chachob · · Score: 5, Funny

    in soviet eBay, YOU scam the scammer!

    1. Re:it must be said... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      3. Profit!

      And yes, the copycats are getting lazy too.

  5. Truly an awesome story. by DrEldarion · · Score: 5, Informative

    This originally started off as a "I think this guy is trying to rip of me off" post on the SA forums. Through the magic of peer pressure and paypal, it blossomed into this wonderful production.

    The thread is now in the Comedy Goldmine here and has over 3200 replies and 3/4ths of a million page views.

    1. Re:Truly an awesome story. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      3/4ths of a million page views. .....and now it's been linked on slashdot.....

    2. Re:Truly an awesome story. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Seriously...

      My suitemate is a SA goon (that's what they call themselves...) and he's been giving me updates on the situation almost every day.

      Go read the article/PDF; it's what I'm going to do after posting this. Or at the very least, look at the pictures... they're hilarious. Instant classic. I'm glad this got out to the outside world.

      My favorite is the bluetooth mouse....

    3. Re:Truly an awesome story. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Please mod this post down redundant. He's karma whoring by copying the content of this earlier post:

      http://slashdot.org/comments.pl?sid=107767&cid=9 16 7381

    4. Re:Truly an awesome story. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You don't fuck with Dr. Eldarion.

    5. Re:Truly an awesome story. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I cannot afford to go into the forum to ask questions... so would someone ask Jeff were "The site" is located at. I can read only SOME of the forum without paying, but would like to at least send Jeff a message and ask him where "the Site" is located? None of the mirrors work of course, and one asks for a username and password.

    6. Re:Truly an awesome story. by Crazy+Eight · · Score: 1

      I'm partial to the "@" == "What?!!" myself, though "Safari Internet Adventure" has it's charms...

  6. pdf download here! by AmigaAvenger · · Score: 1

    Here is a direct link to a cached .pdf, looks like their server (and mirrors) are already going down.

  7. This originated from SomethingAwful by rabtech · · Score: 4, Informative

    This originated at the Somethingawful forums; we followed the thread day-by-day as the events unfolded.

    You can find the original thread here:
    http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread .php?s= &threadid=1016390

    Thanks to MyNameIsJeff and the SA forum community for a good laugh.

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    1. Re:This originated from SomethingAwful by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      e:f,b!

    2. Re:This originated from SomethingAwful by deep+square+leg · · Score: 1

      It was a hilarious thread. I was pressing F5 for days ;)

    3. Re:This originated from SomethingAwful by piper-noiter · · Score: 1
      Beautiful simply beautiful.

      As for MyNameIsJeff commiting fraud... Lieing to the scammer and sending him the wrong thing isn't illegal. Lieing to the US CUSTOMS SERVICE?
      Vicious, they are like the IRS only its free for them to mail your ass back to you.
      ;)

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    4. Re:This originated from SomethingAwful by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      *pssst!* You need to get rid of the typo in your sig, it should be:

      Has anyone else noticed the on going trend of the "anti-sig"? Are people now too cool to have a real sig?

    5. Re:This originated from SomethingAwful by AC5398 · · Score: 1

      Lieing to the US CUSTOMS SERVICE?

      Wrong consonant; they lied to UK Customs. It was to UK Customs that duties were paid.

    6. Re:This originated from SomethingAwful by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      *pssst!* ok. no need to whisper, they probably already know I'm an idiot. :)

  8. Just start in the threads by PenguinRadio · · Score: 4, Informative

    Just start about halfway through the original thread and you'll get the minute-by-minute updates as they await for delivery. Pretty funny.

    http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?s= &threadid=1016390&perpage=40&pagenumber=69

  9. Re:too long by dougmc · · Score: 5, Funny
    no mean to rant, but the pdf is too long, i can't be bothered to read it all, someone want to summarize it please? :)
    Sure!

    It all started with a ebay auction when the seller got a email from a dude who wanted to scam him. It was a normal setup and it went horribly wrong... for the scammer. This has turned from a awful plight for a ebay user to a wonderful prank on the scammer. Throw in some crazy brits with digicams and you have the making of a great story.

    Or were you looking for a *longer* summary?

  10. Banned! by yaffle · · Score: 0

    I hoep you got ten bux

  11. Where can I get THAT powerbook? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    I thought powerbooks only had one mouse button, they have two!

  12. Re:Anybody have a bittorrent link? by CoolCash · · Score: 1

    You didn't read the article. The sender is only scamming the buyer after he found out that the buyer was using a fraudulant escrow service, to scam him.

  13. Re:too long by n0nsensical · · Score: 1

    Scammer attempts escrow fraud for a notebook computer. Computer seller sends fake computer to scammer who believes the scam is working, pays 27.5% tax on the "computer's" value of $2000, and presumably discovers he has just been owned.

    (Scammer will get the last laugh as seller will soon be going to Federal pound-me-in-the-ass prison for mail fraud.)

  14. Re:too long by KarmaPolice · · Score: 4, Informative

    Having read it all, here I go with a summary:
    A guy was selling an Apple Laptop and a scammer offered to buy it. The scam was revealed when the scammer tried to do the payment through a fake escrow site. The seller then shipped the "laptop" in the pictures along with some heavy books so the package would feel like the real deal.

    The seller then got donations via paypal to pay the $180 for shipment. The really funny part is that he had to give a value of the package and he said $2000. The scammer then had to pay a tax of the package value to actually recieve the package.

    It wasn't all that easy. It almost didn't happend but FedEx trace-system confirms that the scammer actually paid customs to get the package released...that's how it ends! Read the entire story - it's funny!

  15. Just wait for the follow-up story by apg · · Score: 4, Insightful

    You know it's coming: Scammer auctions P-P-P-Powerbook on eBay to cover cost of customs duty.

    This story is getting popular enough that it just might work.

    1. Re:Just wait for the follow-up story by 91degrees · · Score: 1

      I'm sure you could get a fair amount for the original P-P-P-Powerbook. Trouble is, to sell it, you'd implicate yourself in attempted fraud.

    2. Re:Just wait for the follow-up story by morcheeba · · Score: 2, Funny

      It appears it's already up on ebay. But what I don't get is why it's listed in ten different auctions... wasn't there just one? As cool as this would be to have, I wouldn't buy it from the scammer off of ebay, unless he really really really promised to send it.

    3. Re:Just wait for the follow-up story by Colonel+Cholling · · Score: 1

      It appears it's already up on ebay.

      Would you mind corroborating this by, oh, I don't know, say, posting a link to the auction?

      --

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    4. Re:Just wait for the follow-up story by Dr.+Mojura · · Score: 1

      Maybe, but who'd want to purchase something from a verified eBay scammer?

      --
      "Nothing exists except atoms and empty space; everything else is opinion." - Democritus
    5. Re:Just wait for the follow-up story by morcheeba · · Score: 1

      But there's ten links - that's a lot to post!! Nah, there is no auction; I was just making a funny.

    6. Re:Just wait for the follow-up story by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      In which case, couldn't the original creator claim theft, as the scammer never actually paid him for his item?

  16. A bit confused by Jonathan · · Score: 3, Interesting

    I've read the pdf and I still don't quite get it all. What did the professor in Indiana have to do with anything? Was his site merely hacked, or was he in cahoots with the scammer?

    1. Re:A bit confused by Jon+Kent · · Score: 3, Interesting

      My thoughts exactly!

      There was absolutely zero followup with regard to Mr. Saral Surakul - our esteemed college professor. It would be interesting to know whether his identity was simply hijacked/spoofed for the purposes of domain registration or whether he was in fact complicit in the scam.

      An entertaing read nevertheless.

    2. Re:A bit confused by YankeeInExile · · Score: 5, Insightful

      My instinct tells me the prof in Terre Haute has nothing to do with it, and just had his name pulled out of a directory to be stuck on a domain registration, as a red herring.

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    3. Re:A bit confused by Dimensio · · Score: 1

      Um, I got the impression that his account had been compromised. Ebay reported that the "buyer's" account had been compromised when they finally came up with an intelligent response beyond "Escrow 101", and I assumed that it was the professor's.

    4. Re:A bit confused by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Domain name registrations and eBay accounts have fuck-all to do with each other.

    5. Re:A bit confused by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You must not have read the whole thing. In an email from the ebay customer service guy, he said that the professor's account was stolen

    6. Re:A bit confused by caseydk · · Score: 1


      Haha.

      I went to school in Terre Haute (not indstate) and I used to live directly across the parking lot from this address.

      Haha.

    7. Re:A bit confused by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Which means you went to Rose?

    8. Re:A bit confused by xScruffx · · Score: 1

      Well, not necessarily. IVY Tech has a campus in Terre Haute. On the other hand, caseydk could have been a Woodsy. Then again, that would mean that there is a female slasher. On the other other hand, I was accepted to the Woods despite my Y-chromosome, but I opted for Rose. Then I quit. Too many sheltered souls there, too few who knew how to LEAVE CAMPUS ON OCCASION.

      xScruffx

  17. The end isn't quite clear... by Fnkmaster · · Score: 1
    I gather the brit-spies weren't able to actually stake out the location on the relevant morning to catch the perp in the act of receiving the package?


    That's the only part of the story that's a bit of a shame - after all that work, it woulda been nice to have some pics of the fraudster received the p-p-powerbook, not that they necessarily would have opened it on the spot. Oh well. Still, they did succeed in a bit of financial punishment to the scammer with the 27% import duty.

    1. Re:The end isn't quite clear... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I gather the brit-spies weren't able to actually stake out the location on the relevant morning to catch the perp in the act of receiving the package?

      They were but, IIRC, they didn't take pictures of the person because it would have been too suspicious. They did get pictures and a video of the delivery truck when it arrived and delivered the package. A SomethingAwful goon was staked out in the Internet cafe using one of its computers with a webcam.

    2. Re:The end isn't quite clear... by TehHustler · · Score: 3, Interesting

      Er they did get the van arriving on video, and there was a guy inside when the package was opened, and he was arguing on the phone with the person picking it up, saying there was something wrong. No pictures of his face when he opened it up, unfortunately Another SA Goon checking in, I cant believe this made Slashdot.

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    3. Re:The end isn't quite clear... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No they didn't - there were two deliveries. The first was something else from Fedex, the second only one forum member was there.

    4. Re:The end isn't quite clear... by TC+(WC) · · Score: 2, Interesting

      He wasn't arguing on the phone. He was talking to the barbershop owner. I think you read Rhig's posting of the events wrong. He heard the barber on the phone. Then, after, he heard the eastern european reciever of the package talking to the barber about his packages.

    5. Re:The end isn't quite clear... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I cant believe this made Slashdot.

      Me either. It's not like they ripped off SCO or the RIAA, is it?

  18. LOL by shadowkoder · · Score: 1

    Wow, talk about support from the community. Even though this may be teasing legal bounds, I say the guy gets what he deserves! I can't wait to see if this guy gives a reply. The guy should send the pdf to him, just to rub it in his face :)

  19. Re:Anybody have a bittorrent link? by PatrickThomson · · Score: 1, Informative

    Read the MOTHERFUCKING FIRST LINE OF THE ARTICLE YOU STUPID FUCK. Jesus, every day people get dumber. What next, people posting about how it's a disgrace the pope isn't catholic?

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  20. Mail^h^h^h^hFedEx fraud? by theguru · · Score: 1

    Do the mail fraud laws apply to FedEx and other non-USPS carriers? I thought, by definition, only the USPS could be used for delivering mail. FedEx and UPS are not allowed to carrier common postal correspondance, only parcels and time sensative documents.

    1. Re:Mail^h^h^h^hFedEx fraud? by MightyPez · · Score: 1

      Tampering with delivery services (UPS, FedEx, etc) is tantamount to felony mail tampering in the US. I know at UPS employees are informed right up front that theft of parcel is a felony that carries jail time and/or pricey fines.

    2. Re:Mail^h^h^h^hFedEx fraud? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      any how EXACTLY did he 'tamper' with their service?!?!?!?!? Idiot.

  21. Worth mentioning: by The+Tyro · · Score: 1

    the tax the scammer had to pay was in the neighborhood of $500+

    Brilliant... way to stick a thumb in the scammer's eye!

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  22. Legality? by gabeman-o · · Score: 3, Interesting

    Is it legal to do this even though he "knew" this was a scam?

    1. Re:Legality? by Jon+Kent · · Score: 1

      Legal, no. Fair game? You bet!

    2. Re:Legality? by JessLeah · · Score: 4, Insightful

      "What is right is not necessarily legal. What is legal is not necessarily right."

    3. Re:Legality? by Epistax · · Score: 1

      It is probably illegal to say the package is worth $2000 to customs. Aside from that... I don't think so.

    4. Re:Legality? by Rallion · · Score: 1

      It's probably illegal. But you know, there's nothing the guy can do. When you get shot in a gang fight, you don't go to the police to report it.

    5. Re:Legality? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Why isn't it legal? The scammer didn't win it in the eBay auction-- it was an independent transaction.

      The scammer ordered the Powerbook, and then offered payment through a fraudulent escrow service. He made no payment other than the duty on a package which the sender paid to ship. So technically, the scammer received a gift!

    6. Re:Legality? by ThisIsFred · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Don't know about illegal (I don't live in the UK), but unethical? Sure. But hey, If eBay isn't going to provide tools that their customers can use to tell friend from foe (as opposed to middlemen that get big fees in exchange for trusted status), things will degenerate into Internet-vigilante justice.

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      "A fool and his freedom are soon parted"
      -RMS
    7. Re:Legality? by pr0c · · Score: 1

      I doubt that is illegal anyway, many things like art and sentimental objects have no real value. Mona Lisa is only worth a few bucks in paint and material... And as far as customs is concerned if you want to declare a higher amount to be safe they sure as hell will take your money! Now if you did the opposite and say its worth 5 dollars, thats when they will get you. To the seller that 'laptop' was worth 2000 dollars, that is easily proven with all this publicity alone.

    8. Re:Legality? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The legality of the situation is actually pretty sound. There had been a violation of contract on the side of the buyer so the agreement was void, and then $2000 or whatever was the price that they agreed on, so thats what he put on the package. Its actually more legal then putting the real value. Remember: what you put on the box is the value of the transaction and not the object, which is why when you buy a used $300 PDA off of Ebay for $100, you arent paying duties on a $300 item(unless the sender is a moron, but thats another story...).

    9. Re:Legality? by Igneous · · Score: 1

      That's the first sensible post I've seen in this thread.

      [rant] Wake up people! Do you really believe the politicians who make our laws actually know the meaning of right and wrong? What sensible man would defer the use of his own common sense and conscience to use the laws they legislate when trying to determine what's right or wrong? Try to keep the big picture in mind; when you lose sight of it and get bogged down in detailed discussions of legal interpretations, you're abdicating your own responsibility and will be taken advantage of because of it. [/rant]

      Phew, I feel better now. :)

  23. Re:too long by Peyna · · Score: 1

    The scammer committed fraud first; and thus the original contract regarding the sale of the powerbook was void at that point. Anything that happened after that isn't really fraud anymore, at least with respect to the sale of the powerbook.

    Think of it like selling a car, if the guy doesn't give you any money, or attempts to defraud you through non-payment; and you deliver a different product, there is no fraud on your part.

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  24. I love the smell of justice in the morning! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Smells like... irony!

    Is there anything in life so sweet as turning the tables on some shitsack who's trying to scam you? If there is, I've never heard of it.

  25. Oh, boo hoo. Poor thief. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    How horrible of them to trick a thief trying to steal $2,000 from them into paying $600 in taxes.

    In most societies, if you do something bad, you get punished for it. The only difference here is the state isn't handing out the punishments.

    And if push came to shove, I'm sure the scammer would rather be screwed out of a few hundred bucks in taxes than sent to prison.

    If anything, he got off lucky. Imagine if that guy got scammed and filed a report to the FBI.

  26. Poor Mirrors by quantaman · · Score: 1

    With the mirror links posted on the front page the original site is quite responsive while the mirrors are being ./ed to oblivion!

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    1. Re:Poor Mirrors by flyboy974 · · Score: 1

      Why not use FreeCache as a mirror?

  27. All for it .... but by adzoox · · Score: 1, Interesting

    You know, I'm all for this but some points have to be brought up:

    Potentially the recipient could file a fraud charge against the seller AND against FedEx.

    Take this example into mind:

    When on the playground as a child if you were hit and DID NOT hit back - you were safe. But if you hit back, even if in self defense, both of you went to the office.

    I would also like to point out that this seller defrauded Paypal, Fedex, eBay, the scammer and it just (in my opinion) tells scammers what mistakes to avoid in future, more sphisticated scams.

    Lastly, I'd like to say - as I am an Apple parts dealer on eBay - selling or buying a PowerBook on eBay or Yahoo auctions is the riskiest thing you could POSSIBLY do. If you even bid in ANY POWERBOOK auction or SELL ANY PowerBook (newer than 3 years) you are deluged with offers from Romania (usually) for $800 PowerBook G4 17". What's funny, is that some even offer AppleCare.

    The story was interesting and entertaining - but the outlets to properly "report a crime" are readily available and much less costly.

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    1. Re:All for it .... but by pipeb0mb · · Score: 0, Redundant

      :rolleyes:

    2. Re:All for it .... but by mistered · · Score: 2, Funny
      I don't get it. What does a playground have to do with FedEx?

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    3. Re:All for it .... but by DrEldarion · · Score: 4, Informative

      I would also like to point out that this seller defrauded Paypal, Fedex, eBay

      Did you even READ the damn story? The "transaction" went through a FAKE ESCROW SERVICE, not Paypal. The scammer did NOT buy the item through ebay, it was settled outside of ebay.

      Read->Comprehend->Post.

    4. Re:All for it .... but by adzoox · · Score: 0, Interesting

      Yes I read the whole thing - he DID use paypal to get funds to ship the item.

      He DID use eBay to sell a real item but ACTUALLY shipped a fake item

      He DID use fedex to ship a fraudulent item.

      Vigilante justice is NOT legal no matter how cute the story or punishing to the criminal.

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    5. Re:All for it .... but by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Wow you actually had to wait 20 seconds post time to type that

    6. Re:All for it .... but by DrEldarion · · Score: 2, Insightful

      So explain to me how he defrauded paypal, ebay, and fedex again? I guess getting money to ship an item is fraud against paypal? Using ebay to try and sell a legitimate item, then getting an offer OUTSIDE ebay is defrauding ebay? Shipping an item to someone is defrauding fedex? He used these services as they were intended, and did not commit fraud against any of them.

      It's a HUGE stretch to even consider this "fraud" by the seller in the first place, considering THERE WAS NO REAL TRANSACTION TO BEGIN WITH.

    7. Re:All for it .... but by aardvarkjoe · · Score: 1
      but the outlets to properly "report a crime" are readily available and much less costly.

      Not to mention much less effective.
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    8. Re:All for it .... but by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Okay, so maybe you read, but you missed the critical "comprehend" part, moron.

    9. Re:All for it .... but by MO! · · Score: 4, Interesting
      he DID use paypal to get funds to ship the item.

      Wrong!

      As far as PayPal is concerned, he received funds to ship an item - they have no involvement in what item was involved. Since he shipped an item, he has completed that transaction properly and PayPal has not been defrauded in any manner.

      He DID use eBay to sell a real item but ACTUALLY shipped a fake item

      Wrong!

      He used eBay to advertise the sale of a real item. The "purchaser" in this transaction persued the sale completely outside of eBay. Thus, eBay has not been defrauded in any manner.

      He DID use fedex to ship a fraudulent item.

      Wrong!

      He used FedEx to ship an item. They are not a party to the contents of the box - they were simply the transport medium. They were paid to ship a box, they shipped the box. Thus, FedEx has not been defrauded in any manner.

      The only debatable fraudulent actions were between the buyer and the seller directly. But since the bogus escrow site disappeared and the seller was never paid for an actual PowerBook - the buyer has no basis for a fraud claim!

      This can be wrapped up as: the buyer used PayPal to pay the seller to ship a box via FedEx to his address. The buyer payed taxes on the declared value of the box's contents - which as was said elsewhere, could be a $2000 piece of contemporary art for all the government cares. That the buyer did not receive an actual Apple Powerbook is due to the fact the buyer never paid for an actual Apple Powerbook! So there was no actual fraud from the buyer's side. The seller still has a claim though - since he was never paid for the piece of $2000 art he shipped in the box!

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    10. Re:All for it .... but by Hard_Code · · Score: 1

      "Vigilante justice is NOT legal"

      Legal: no
      Justified: yes
      Funny: definitely

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    11. Re:All for it .... but by AMystery · · Score: 1

      My school had a policy that anyone involved in a fight/assault was suspended, even if you didn't hit back you were gone. And yes, that was enforced. I got a 3 day vacation for being on the receiving end once.

      Regarding the actual topic of this thread, it was great. I enjoyed reading it. I do wish there were more photos of the end game but still it was nice to imagine. A whole nest of thieves hanging out in a barbershop.

    12. Re:All for it .... but by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Lastly, I'd like to say - as I am an Apple parts dealer on eBay - selling or buying a PowerBook on eBay or Yahoo auctions is the riskiest thing you could POSSIBLY do.

      I had a pretty good experience selling an iBook 12" on eBay a couple years ago. I minimized the risk by putting a condition in the auction that I wanted to speak to the winner by phone before the sale would be completed.

      The buyer was a teacher in Canada. She e-mailed me her phone number, and I gave her a call. Just by chatting for a few minutes, I was able to establish that she was a legitimate buyer and not a scammer. We arranged payment through HyperWallet, and once I had the payment safely in my bank account, I shipped the iBook.

      I felt a little badly for her, because she used the "Buy it Now!" option and paid a couple hundred dollars more than she might have, so I threw in Virtual PC 4 to sweeten the deal! :)

    13. Re:All for it .... but by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      They both have swings and those things where you go around in circles.

    14. Re:All for it .... but by russotto · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Your school has a stupid policy. However, it does have some useful consequences. Namely, if you're in a fight, hit back and pound on the the other guy to the best of your ability. After all, you're going to get suspended either way. To put your school's policy in persepctive: it's like if this scammer had tried to scam the powerbook out of the seller, the seller had sent him the powerbook, and then the law had punished the SELLER for being defrauded.

    15. Re:All for it .... but by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      great response - this is your AC mod points

    16. Re:All for it .... but by bwy · · Score: 1

      I think customs was defrauded. Now, normally you defaud customs by saying something is worth less, not more. However, customs agents usually don't have good senses of humor.

    17. Re:All for it .... but by UnifiedTechs · · Score: 1

      he DID use paypal to get funds to ship the item.
      Wrong!

      As far as PayPal is concerned, he received funds to ship an item - they have no involvement in what item was involved. Since he shipped an item, he has completed that transaction properly and PayPal has not been defrauded in any manner.

      He DID use eBay to sell a real item but ACTUALLY shipped a fake item


      Actually if you read the article the paypal payments were donations from other forum members to help him scam the scammer, they knew exactly what was going to be shipid, the buyer never paid 1 cent.

    18. Re:All for it .... but by TC+(WC) · · Score: 1

      Yes I read the whole thing - he DID use paypal to get funds to ship the item.

      Yeah? He got the funds from other forum members for the purposes of sending a P-P-P-Powerbook... That sure is fraud!

      He DID use eBay to sell a real item but ACTUALLY shipped a fake item

      The 'sale' was made outside of ebay entirely. The scammer contacted him outside of the auction to make a sale independent of ebay. (also note, the actual winner of the auction was also a fraudulant account that was later closed down)

      He DID use fedex to ship a fraudulent item.

      He used Fedex to ship a P-P-P-Powerbook. It's not a fraudulent item if the guy isn't paying you. He didn't send his money to the screwy fake escrow site and never intended to pay. The item wasn't insured, only the customs value was set at $2000. Fedex was not defrauded in any way.

    19. Re:All for it .... but by iMacGuy · · Score: 1

      sup pipebomb :coal:

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    20. Re:All for it .... but by Shivantrill · · Score: 1

      Actually, Paypal was ONLY used for the purpose of raising funds to send the package to England. The buyer had agreed to using an escrow service (a bogus one). But the rest of your post is essentially correct. Since they went outside of eBay, there was no real contractural agreement as to what was being bought or sold. I think this is a great story. Hooray to the brits for their stealth work. I know they were concerned because of the "dodginess" of the area, but it would have been cool to get a photo fo the guy. A James Bond like camera would have worked. Like the lighter sized one on thinkgeek.

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    21. Re:All for it .... but by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      pipebomb the :ninja: of the inter-web!

    22. Re:All for it .... but by pipeb0mb · · Score: 1

      :gb2gbs: :)

    23. Re:All for it .... but by aksuur · · Score: 1

      more like forum 53

    24. Re:All for it .... but by TC+(WC) · · Score: 1

      He's a real american hero.

      He probably drives a Ford truck.

    25. Re:All for it .... but by AC5398 · · Score: 1

      *However, customs agents usually don't have good senses of humor. *

      Oh, I don't know; somehow I think Customs would laugh themselves silly when told this story.

      Even funnier, Customs probably x-rayed the box, determined the box did not contain anything illegal or products that would explode enroute (the box was shipped by air), and let the box continue enroute.

      Would anyone know if the scammers could appeal the Vat Tax - ie. item shipped did not match description on customs form - to get their Vax Tax monies refunded?

    26. Re:All for it .... but by marco0009 · · Score: 1

      I believe him, the Middle School I went to (I'm a Junior in High School now) had the very same policy.

      I was friends with a guy who was on the recieving end of a beating in which he did not lift a finger against the other person, yet he was still suspended.

      As for the P-p-p-powerbook, Vigilante Justice!

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    27. Re:All for it .... but by tgibbs · · Score: 3, Insightful

      My school had a policy that anyone involved in a fight/assault was suspended, even if you didn't hit back you were gone. And yes, that was enforced. I got a 3 day vacation for being on the receiving end once.

      Although unfortunately common, this sort of policy reflects a fundamental contempt for the concept of justice, and sets a terrible example for students. What it reflects is a fundamental laziness and irresponsibility on the part of the administration. They take the easy course of punishing the innocent rather than going to the trouble of investigating the situation. It gives great power to bullies, who are able to force the suspension of an innocent student by attacking him. Although the intent is to discourage fighting, it tends to make fights worse, because once a fight begins, you have nothing to lose by retalliating. It would be terribly unfortunate if you happened to have a sharpened pencil in your hand when you were attacked. Somebody who started a fight with you could suffer a horrible accident...

  28. Holy PMP, Batman. by doppleganger871 · · Score: 1

    As the video clip of the kid getting his rear bumper pulled off in the snow said...

    "Damn."

    That's all.

  29. :gb2gbs: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    :gb2gbs:

    Mirrored here:
    www.mrbumper.com

  30. Re:too long by Sgs-Cruz · · Score: 5, Funny

    You know that tl;dr is bannable, right?

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  31. He was not scammed! by twoslice · · Score: 2, Funny

    OS X would work just as good on this box as the real thing...

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    1. Re:He was not scammed! by Goo.cc · · Score: 2, Funny

      Which is still better than Windows on a PC or Linux's GUI usability.

  32. Re:Anybody have a bittorrent link? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Ahhh ... the obligatory "where's the torrent?" post. I am waiting for the "the damn site is slashdotted" post.

  33. Re:too long by Dun+Malg · · Score: 4, Insightful
    Scammer will get the last laugh as seller will soon be going to Federal pound-me-in-the-ass prison for mail fraud.

    Except that there's not law in either the UK or USA that says you have to send a REAL powerbook to someone who DIDN'T pay you for it. He pretends to pay, you pretend to send him a real computer.

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  34. Lets see how long my mirror lasts. by dumbmrblah · · Score: 1

    haha

  35. Re:Anybody have a bittorrent link? by orcrist · · Score: 2, Funny

    Personally, I think it's pretty horrible to defraud someone in this manner. While I'm sure this guy in the UK is not totally without blame...

    Not totally without blame? Are you in politics? Maybe Rumsfeld could use someone of your talents.

    -chris

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  36. amusing but not the best by mabu · · Score: 5, Funny

    The best scammer-scam I've ever seen is the infamous The Holy Church of Fish Bread & Wine. If you haven't seen that one, be sure to check it out.

    1. Re:amusing but not the best by Milton+Waddams · · Score: 0

      LOL! this proves that scammers are dumb as dog shit!

    2. Re:amusing but not the best by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      That's nothing. My personal favorite is this Bush/Cheney scambaiting. Be sure to click on the yellow highlited links for the trophies! I think the guy got at least a dozen pics out of the one scambaiting.

    3. Re:amusing but not the best by WWWWolf · · Score: 2, Informative

      Bah! You have no idea of true scambaiting art. This is art. A gripping tale of dark dark horror and greed. Guaranteed to spook you silly. Or not. =)

      Seriously, anyone can get scammers to pose for silly photographs, but this tale was something completely extraordinary.

      Okay, the 419eater scams are still funny enough, though... I particularly liked the one where the scammer tried to pass off photo from Vatican as a photo of their church =)

    4. Re:amusing but not the best by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      After reading this page, I really have to ask this: We know that this person is a spammer. How do we know that he's a scammer? Couldn't he really be a priest who really needs the money to help out the under-privileged area under him?

    5. Re:amusing but not the best by ctk76 · · Score: 1

      yeah, i was thinking the same thing. other than the fact that he was using e-mails for his pleas, there were no conclusive evidences to suggest that he was trying to scam large sums of money. it looks as if he was looking for donations of any amount. the large sum wasn't really set by him. at worst, he wasn't much different than the homeless people asking for money in subways in new york city.

    6. Re:amusing but not the best by Bob+Uhl · · Score: 1

      The best is the original anti-419 Lovecraftian binge. At least, I believe it was the first. Horribly funny, though:-)

  37. Turning the tables is funny, but also... by tobycat · · Score: 1

    I can't help but feel that the scammer is getting his just desserts. On the other hand, I believe it's worth taking note of what this activity really is: vigilante scamming, also known as taking the law into your own hands.

    If going outside the legal system to fight back is OK in this situation, where else is it OK to do this? One wonders how steep this particular slippery slope is.

    1. Re:Turning the tables is funny, but also... by adzoox · · Score: 0, Redundant

      My sentiments exactly - although below my comments were attacked.

      This guy indirectly defrauded eBay, Paypal, Fedex and possibly a few others to get back at this seller.

      Whether or not the transaction was on or off eBay - he DID list an actual PowerBook - but shipped a "scammer's mockup"

      He did put ON THE FEDEX slip that it was a PowerBook and insured it FALSELY for $2200. The recipient could have claim potential (regardless of the fake escrow service)

      He did use Paypal to collect funds to "scam the scammer" - I believe Paypal would not look favorably on this.

      His BEST option was to simply not ship the item if the buyer didn't use the services and payment methods the seller wanted. PERIOD!

      He should have taken his writing skills (minus the profanity) and just alerted "his forum" and posted to other websites around the net.

      I'm all for the scammer being scammed - but poetic justice and vigilante justice are not the same.

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    2. Re:Turning the tables is funny, but also... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      In this case, the only person who lost money was the scammer, and he lost it to his national government in the form of taxes. In light of this, I highly doubt the authorities would be rushing to prosecute the guy who made it happen.

    3. Re:Turning the tables is funny, but also... by LoadStar · · Score: 4, Insightful

      What you missed was that he listed an actual PowerBook on ebay - and actually SOLD said PowerBook on eBay to a legitimate buyer. The events of this story all take place SEPERATELY from the eBay sale, outside of eBay. No defrauding of eBay went on here.

      As for defrauding PayPal - all he asked for was donations for shipping an item to Great Britain, and said funds were used for that purpose. I think that accusing him of defrauding PayPal is a bit of a stretch - you might make the argument, but I don't think anyone would really swallow it.

      The only defrauding that went on here is FedEx - the contents of the package and value were both misstated.

    4. Re:Turning the tables is funny, but also... by adzoox · · Score: 1, Interesting

      The "sale" resulted as an advertisement for the item on eBay. He listed it legitimately by posting an auction.

      It is a stretch - but vigilante justice often blurs the diffrences of what is right and what is wrong. It's really hard for me to see that no one understands this.

      This guy went too far and HE stretched a lot of venues to get back at this scammer.

      You CAN NOT COLLECT money through paypal (even from willing benefactors) to defraud someone. He collected monies for the SOLE purpose of paying for a FedEx package that was listed as a PowerBook and insured for $2200.

      Although it would be a bad PR move, FedEx should prosecute, then "settle out of court"

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    5. Re:Turning the tables is funny, but also... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Your comments were attacked because you're an idiot.

      This guy is not going to file any claim with FedEx, because their investigation (what, you thought they were just going to shit out a $2200 check?) will very quickly reveal that he was the one trying to pull a scam, and it backfired on him. He can provide no proof that he paid for the computer (other than the taxes on it). The plug has been pulled on his phony escrow site, but even if he puts it back up it will be uncovered as fraudulent.

      In short, he can't say a work to anyone without incriminating himself. Short of catching a flight to the US to track down and lay a beating on Mr. MyNameIsJeffHarris, there's absolutely nothing he can do.

    6. Re:Turning the tables is funny, but also... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It takes an AC post to say this:

      Your comments were attacked because you're an idiot.

    7. Re:Turning the tables is funny, but also... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I work in the fraud department of a mjor online retailer. There is no legal recourse to deal with an international scammer. Unless of course setting up a local store and hiring a legal team in that country. No one would do this for an item that is valued at $2,200. We have tried to get the criminal law involved in cases in the U.S. but we are basically told that there is nothing they can do. This is when we can provide the address of the scammer. This is the reason that it is necessary for vigilante justice. The law hasn't caught up with the crime yet.

    8. Re:Turning the tables is funny, but also... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "a FedEx package that was listed as a PowerBook"

      I saw the photos and it looked like a powerbook to me.

    9. Re:Turning the tables is funny, but also... by TC+(WC) · · Score: 1

      What you missed was that he listed an actual PowerBook on ebay - and actually SOLD said PowerBook on eBay to a legitimate buyer.

      Entertainingly, the guy who won the auction was also an illegitimate account that got shut down by ebay, IIRC.

    10. Re:Turning the tables is funny, but also... by TC+(WC) · · Score: 1

      What the hell are you talking about? The package wasn't insured. The value was set for customs, but the package wasn't insured. Even if I'm wrong, what the hell would the damages be? Fedex has nothing to sue *for*. No actual damages were incurred and there was no intention to cause them, as is shown in the incredibly well documented SA thread.


      You CAN NOT COLLECT money through paypal (even from willing benefactors) to defraud someone.


      What the hell? Who's going to bring charges? Nothing was done against paypall, so they have nothing they can complain about. The scammer sure as hell isn't, as he was scamming and obviously intended fraud as he didn't put money into an escrow account as he said he had.

    11. Re:Turning the tables is funny, but also... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      He defrauded only 1 person the scammer.

      Is what he did right or wrong? That would be up to a judge to decide. Not you.

      Also to defraud those people they would have had to have lost something. They *ALL* got money in exchange for this event. They probably would not claim any sort of defraudment. Misrepresentation maybe but not defraudment. The only person who could claim being defrauded would be the scammer. He is the one who did not get the powerbook. Yet he still hasn't come up with the money either. And by all intents never intended to come up with the money.

      EBay was not defrauded as they got the 'posting fees'. FedEx was not defrauded as they got the 'shipping' fees, and he paid for the extra everything. The UK was not defrauded as they got extra money. The ONLY person defrauded was the scammer.

      Also give the fact that he intended to defraud this dude out of a powerbook. Do you think he will have any sort of legal claim to the powerbook? Do you even think he will go to the police? I doubt it. If he doesn't go to the police for this I would say he is quite satisfied with what he gets.

      This also proves my theory of it is EASY to be a criminal. But most people are honest. Its the smart criminals (of which thankfully there are few) that we really need to worry about.

    12. Re:Turning the tables is funny, but also... by ion_ · · Score: 1

      Entertainingly, the guy who won the auction was also an illegitimate account that got shut down by ebay, IIRC.

      Nope. Apparently the account was legitimate, but it was stolen by the scammer(s).

  38. Re:too long by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    It's not fraud since he's not claiming insurance or anything like that on it. It's a work of art, so who can judge whether or not it's really worth 2 grand? I'm sure there are some among us goons that would pay close to that for it. Also I highly doubt the British government is gonna complain about getting a couple hundred bucks in extra taxes.

  39. Not Funny... by datastalker · · Score: 1

    ...while things like this can be humourous, chances are that the scammer *really* used a stolen credit card to make the payments. While this guy is having fun jerking a scammer around, and Slashdot readers are getting a big kick out of it, someone else is having a really crappy Sunday morning wondering wy their credit card bill is suddenly $2400 higher.

    1. Re:Not Funny... by pipeb0mb · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Read. Comprehend. Post.

    2. Re:Not Funny... by mistered · · Score: 4, Informative
      Please, read the link before you post. Chances are *not* that the scammer used a stolen credit card.

      The "payment" for the P-P-P-Powerbook was a fake escrow site. It seems the scammer spent a few hundred GBP of his own money to release the package from customs, and a bunch of SomethingAweful goons put up the money for the FedEx shipment in the first place. But no innocent person is out any money.

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    3. Re:Not Funny... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Well I wouldn't be surprised if he used a stolen credit card for the customs duty, but you're right about the fake escrow site.

    4. Re:Not Funny... by datastalker · · Score: 1

      Ok, so maybe I posted before I read that the escrow site was a fake, but do you honestly think this guy paid for the taxes with his own money? Come on, people. Not everything exists for the amusement of Slashdot people.

    5. Re:Not Funny... by leerpm · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Which is even better, because now when that person complains to their credit card company (lets assume Visa), and the Visa goes to investigate the fraud, it will lead them to Fedex. Now Fedex and/or customs knows who the person is, and this guy can go down for credit card fraud!

    6. Re:Not Funny... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Ok, so maybe I posted before I read that the escrow site was a fake, but do you honestly think this guy paid for the taxes with his own money? Come on, people. Not everything exists for the amusement of Slashdot people.

      Think. If the scammer had access to an infinite supply of cash, would he be trying to cheat people out of P-P-P-Powerbooks?

      The money for the customs fees came out of the scammer's pocket. Yes, he may have gotten that money dishonestly, but he doesn't have it anymore, and isn't that what matters?

    7. Re:Not Funny... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I love people who post without RTFA. It's like they want to be flamed.

    8. Re:Not Funny... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Wow, way to try and spin it so you don't look like a moron.

      You didn't read the site and you were wrong. Get over it and next time don't reply.

    9. Re:Not Funny... by CarrionBird · · Score: 1

      And at least this way the sleazebag didn't profit from it. Also, note that the scammer only actually paid the (crazy high) import duty.

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  40. Bitter Sweet? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Interesting

    I highly doubt our scammer paid his own money for the customs duty. Despite absolutely retarded scam techniques, he did use a buggered box and failed to reveal himself at each step. My instincts tell me he paid the tax with a stolen credit card probably.

    So he got made the fool and wasted some of his time. Unless he gets caught and charged with various fradulencies he's just going to do it again to someone less astute.

    1. Re:Bitter Sweet? by Spatula+Sam · · Score: 1

      Since he can expect to make at least $1500 dollars in profit after posting the customs bail, I don't think there's enough incentive for the scammer to take the added risk of paying by stolen credit card. Cash is the ultimate anonymous payment.

    2. Re:Bitter Sweet? by KingDaveRa · · Score: 1

      This is most probably a professional fraudster at work here. They most likely do this stuff all the time, then eBay the items themselves to make a profit. I think the parent is right about them using a stolen credit card. These people are so experienced in this stuff they aren't going to put their own money at risk, or even their own details, to avoid any paper trails back to them.

      Whilst the idea of scamming a scammer is something we would all like to do, its not legally (maybe ethically?) the right thing to do. Having said that, as was proven, even if you do notify the people in charge, bugger all happens.

    3. Re:Bitter Sweet? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I doubt it. Most criminals are complete idiots, but they're brazen enough to try things that sensible people won't.

  41. non PDF by seanismdotcom · · Score: 2, Informative

    Here is a HTML version of the PDF file... http://www.mannequin3d.com/powerbook/

    1. Re:non PDF by Danny+Dale+the+Not-S · · Score: 1

      Thanks. Not everyone can read PDFs... Mod that parent into the sky!

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  42. RTFA by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I would also like to point out that this seller defrauded Paypal, Fedex, eBay, the scammer

    Paypal was not involved.

    Fedex, per the legal definition of fraud (in which financial gain or advantage is given through use of deception), was not defrauded.

    eBay emailed the seller to say the transaction was void due to the stolen account.

    and it just (in my opinion) tells scammers what mistakes to avoid in future, more sphisticated scams.

    Right, security through obscurity, that always works...

  43. also... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    It should also be mentioned that ebay was prodded into investigating the account of the top bidder and found that it was the same guy - and that he had hacked the account (the real owner was innocent).

    So this guy was into all sorts of trouble.

  44. Here are the pics mentioned in the article by Psychic+Burrito · · Score: 5, Interesting
    Fake Escrow Website (zipped).

    Pics of the shop (scroll down, shitty forum...)

    :-)

    1. Re:Here are the pics mentioned in the article by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      (scroll down, shitty forum...)

      OH NO YOU DIDN'T! :shanequa:

    2. Re:Here are the pics mentioned in the article by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    3. Re:Here are the pics mentioned in the article by Psychic+Burrito · · Score: 1

      Hey, cool! :-) But the drowning guy in the pool still shows up... :-(

  45. Re:too long by n0nsensical · · Score: 1

    Ok, ok, you're all right, he's probably not going to prison. But it would be ironic if he did. I'm sure some lawyer could find some law he was violating. =P

  46. ...but maybe you should RTFPDF by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

    I would also like to point out that this seller defrauded Paypal, Fedex, eBay, the scammer and it just (in my opinion) tells scammers what mistakes to avoid in future, more sphisticated scams.

    WTF are you talking about? I read the story, so please tell me:

    How did he defraud Paypal? He asked people to contribute a buck via Paypal to help cover the costs of shipping this item overseas. They knew exactly what it was for and chose to contribute of their own free will. There was no trickery involved. The auction payment never went to Paypal, it went to a phony escrow service, i.e. there never was a payment.

    How did he defraud FedEx? They were paid for their services.

    How did he defraud eBay? They got their listing fee and final value fee on the auction. It doesn't look like he has relisted the PowerBook for sale, so he does not meet the requirements to have the final value fee refunded due to a non-paying bidder.

    Finally, who cares if the intended victim screwed the scammer? What's the shithead going to do, press charges? I'd like to hear that phone call to the police: "Hey, I was trying to defraud this guy out of his $2000+ PowerBook and he sniffed out the scam, turned it around, and made me pay $X in taxes on a 3-ring binder-- now will someone please prosecute him?"

    This is not a very sophisticated scam if it can be put together by someone with such a poor grasp of English. The problem is not sophisticated scammers-- it's unsophisticated and/or just plain greedy scammees. I have sold quite a few laptops on eBay, and there are always idiots who try to get me to fall for stuff. Ain't gonna happen, because I will not ship overseas for any amount of money-- especially to the practically-lawless, armpit countries these scammers usually reside in (the scammer in this story was an exception). They also never want to do things the way I specify they will be done in my auction listings, which is something else that should set off alarm bells in the mind of any intelligent person. They always want to pay via escrow, or have me end the auction early and offer me some absurd amount of money to do it. I don't.

    The moral of the story is, don't be stupid and greedy and you won't get scammed. The guy who pranked this scammer wasn't, and didn't.

    ~Philly

    1. Re:...but maybe you should RTFPDF by jeremyp · · Score: 4, Funny

      Finally, who cares if the intended victim screwed the scammer? What's the shithead going to do, press charges? I'd like to hear that phone call to the police: "Hey, I was trying to defraud this guy out of his $2000+ PowerBook and he sniffed out the scam, turned it around, and made me pay $X in taxes on a 3-ring binder-- now will someone please prosecute him?"

      Yes, but three ring binders are useless here in the UK. All the paper has either two holes or four holes in it.

      --
      All I want is a secure system where it's easy to do anything I want. Is that too much to ask ~~ Randall Munroe
    2. Re:...but maybe you should RTFPDF by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Heh heh, just goes to show why we should have the metric paper system as discussed on slashdot here. Then he could use his binder to keep scam tips! Someone should FedEx him some letter paper.

    3. Re:...but maybe you should RTFPDF by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Actually, there is also paper with no holes in it. And in some special applications they have paper with more holes in it. For example, target practice.

    4. Re:...but maybe you should RTFPDF by xigxag · · Score: 1

      three ring binders are useless here in the UK

      Somehow, that's the funniest part of the entire affair.

      --
      There are two kinds of people: 1) those who start arrays with one and 1) those who start them with zero.
    5. Re:...but maybe you should RTFPDF by pyrrhonist · · Score: 4, Funny
      All the paper has either two holes or four holes in it.

      Wow! What are your women like?

      --
      Show me on the doll where his noodly appendage touched you.
    6. Re:...but maybe you should RTFPDF by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

      Then I guess the next person this guy attempts to scamm should ship him a 3 hole punch.

      Bonus points if they sabotage the P-P-P-Punch in a manner garunteed to remove fingers.

    7. Re:...but maybe you should RTFPDF by ZeroConcept · · Score: 1

      You might want to post that question in another website :)

    8. Re:...but maybe you should RTFPDF by gosand · · Score: 1
      Wow! What are your women like?


      Ugly.

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      My beliefs do not require that you agree with them.

  47. Wow, you're elite! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    That's the reaction you sought by posting this, right?

  48. Grats by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You get a gold star.

  49. So.... by shikra · · Score: 2, Insightful

    who's the scammer and who's the victim?

    1. Re:So.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      lol snakefinger

  50. Re:too long by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    5555 golden manbabies

  51. bad fake by peternord · · Score: 0, Redundant

    the fake ist just little too obvious. it has two mouse buttons!

  52. More pics by Psychic+Burrito · · Score: 4, Informative
    1. Re:More pics by Dr.+Mojura · · Score: 1

      If by 'scammer' you meant the woman with the curly blonde hair, I believe that she's the Fed-Ex delivery person. I haven't seen any pictures of the person who picked it up. Anyone else?

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      "Nothing exists except atoms and empty space; everything else is opinion." - Democritus
    2. Re:More pics by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No, they didn't get photos of the guy. Rhig saw him and has written a description on the SA Forums, but they don't have a photo. He must live nearby.

  53. Street Justice by Weaselmancer · · Score: 5, Interesting

    Personally, I think it's pretty horrible to defraud someone in this manner. While I'm sure this guy in the UK is not totally without blame, it seems pretty goddamn stupid to send someone a fraudulent package with a ring binder instead of a laptop and make them pay ~$300 in VAT

    It's called street justice, my friend.

    This guy wouldn't have gotten nailed for $300 if he hadn't tried to rob someone in the first place.

    And as for the publicity, good. Maybe it'll stop the next guy from trying.

    I always view calling a policeman or getting the law involved to be a last resort. If you can solve your problems on your own, more power to you. Here, we have crime, and we have just punishment. Bravo, guys.

    Weaselmancer

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    rediculous.
  54. Notice the keyboard ... by phoxix · · Score: 0, Redundant

    On one of the upper lines, it says "UFAG", and on the lower one, it says "LOL".

    Nice touch

  55. Correct barber shop pic by Psychic+Burrito · · Score: 3, Informative
    here (sorry... wish I could edit my posts here...)

    :-)

  56. Original Forum's URL by glMatrixMode · · Score: 1
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  57. Fucking Brilliant! by Lord+Kano · · Score: 1

    After the first page I thought this was going to be a huge waste of my time, but by the time I got to the 4th page I couldn't stop reading. This was a perfect way to strike back at a scammer.

    I'm going to bookmark this site so I can follow up on this later.

    LK

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    "Hi. This is my friend, Jack Shit, and you don't know him." - Lord Kano
  58. scam by scrotch · · Score: 0, Funny

    That's the biggest scam ever! ROFL!!!
    Powerbooks are silver and stuff and that thing is white!!!!!!!
    WTF!! It's like an ibook or something instead!!!!!! That england guy got totally ripped off paying for a Powerbook and getting an I book!!!!!

    (sorry, I don't necessarily do humour like that very well... )

  59. PDF? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    What the hell is wrong with plain HTML!? It'd save on bandwidth, and this thing is just text!

    What gives, mac users? Please!

  60. haha by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    those somethingawful forum goons are the funniest people on earth

  61. Fake!! by kekeruusperi · · Score: 0, Redundant

    That's not a real Powerbook, they only have one mouse button!

  62. Imagine a ... Yeah, but does it run ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Dude, where's all the obvious jokes?

    "I'm going down to Office Depot and buying a Beowulf!"
    "Yeah, but does it run Linux?"

    My take on it: wait till that poor barber in England finds out that he just bought a USA p-p-p-owerbook, and all his metric A4 paper isn't going to work in it!

  63. Funniest part of the pics by bjdevil66 · · Score: 2, Funny

    The keyboard's re-arrangement including: UFAG and LOL ... great stuff ...

    1. Re:Funniest part of the pics by gr1mm4c3 · · Score: 1

      Why is UFAG so funny? What if it read UNIGGER, would there still be countless /. posts about how funny that is?

    2. Re:Funniest part of the pics by ChaoticLimbs · · Score: 0

      I know it's offensive, but here fag is used to describe a weak, sissy person, not merely homosexual. As any of us knows, there is a difference between a homo and a faggot. A homosexual is a man who likes other men sexually. A faggot sounds like he's from philadelphia no matter where he grew up, uses extremely gay-centric mannerisms, is generally prissy, girly overall, and generally not quite male. He doesn't have to be gay, just extremely effeminate and trite. It's used like the term "fanboy", to show disdain for those who have completely bought in and sold their soul to a particular affectation or lifestyle. See GOTH. Also POSEUR.

      A truly gay man likes MEN. To like faggots you have to actually be another faggot, or a gay man who still kinda wants women. Or womany men.

      Fags also like to overshare about their sexual exploits in an attempt to get a reaction from their "straight" friends- and by straight I don't mean heterosexual per se, but instead I refer to those of us who don't share information about whether our wives spit or swallow with perfect strangers and peripheral acquaintances.

      I understand that the homosexual community certainly has much cause to maintain vigilance to prevent persecution. However, it is unreasonable for all unpleasant words to be purged from our society to please everyone. Fag will remain in the vernacular to refer to specific highly annoying mannerisms. Ask Chris Rock if he thinks the word "nigger" should be banned or neglected. It refers to a specific stereotype which is unfortunately reinforced by those who actually fit the stereotype. Some gays are also faggots. If a "straight" friend of mine team kills me in UT2003, then for the next 5 minutes HE is a faggot too. It's just how it works.

    3. Re:Funniest part of the pics by iMacGuy · · Score: 1

      Probably. Lots of people seem to like to post stupid shit about GNAA here.

      Thank you Slashdot for ruining the proud sport of trolling.

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    4. Re:Funniest part of the pics by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Who cares you fucking fag-nigger.

      Take your PC ass somewhere-the-fuck else.

    5. Re:Funniest part of the pics by huchida · · Score: 1

      Very astute social commentary there. Nothing better than a misanthropic defense of why it's okay to use derogatory comments because the target doesn't "made a choice." You should add that it's okay to call a Jew a "kike" because after all, religion's a lifestyle choice, right? Why shouldn't we be able to use the word because they have a problem with it? By the way, a lot of people- both straight and gay- have shed blood because they've been perceived to be a "fag.:" I suppose a few "Poseurs" have had some hassles too, but to make that comparison is simply moronic.

    6. Re:Funniest part of the pics by base3 · · Score: 1

      No, because no one would condone hacking up a second keyboard just for the second "G."

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      One CPU cycle wasted on digital restrictions management is ONE TOO MANY.
    7. Re:Funniest part of the pics by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      UFAG is funny because it's what school children say to each other to start fights.

      Tell me you don't think school kids fighting is funny.

      Go on. Tell me.

    8. Re:Funniest part of the pics by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Oh no! An attack from a rabid fag kike! LOLoL!!!!1!!one!

    9. Re:Funniest part of the pics by Koguma · · Score: 0

      He's sending it to the UK. So obviously he's calling him a ciggy. Get your mind outta the gutter. :-)

    10. Re:Funniest part of the pics by ChaoticLimbs · · Score: 1

      I wasn't defending it's use, I was clarifying the difference between a homosexual and an effeminate man. Did that go over your head?
      And linking my statement to the violence perpetrated against both is simply weak. Sorry you couldn't grasp what I meant. I shall strive to be more clear and definite in future posts.

  64. Something similar went down here by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

    [Registration required but fear not for your data, they're good guys!]

    http://thedvdforums.com/forums/showthread.php?s= &t hreadid=275779

    Similar story involving a P900 phone and a package including tissue paper, dirt and some old French Fries. :)

  65. Thye funniest part of the pics by bjdevil66 · · Score: 5, Funny

    The keyboard's re-arrangement including:

    UFAG
    and
    LOL

    ... great stuff ... thanks for the laughs...

    1. Re:Thye funniest part of the pics by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      that wasn't a fkin troll, that was informative, check out the pics.

    2. Re:Thye funniest part of the pics by Alsee · · Score: 1

      DAMNIT! The ANY key is missing! Where's the damn ANY key???

      -

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  66. Re:too long by karikasper · · Score: 1

    It does not matter whether payment has been made or not prior to delivery. The delivery of the object of the contract is the most important aspect this. So what really happened here in legal terms is failure to deliver the object of the contract to the buyer. It is clearly intentional fraud.

    So in terms of law the delivery of an object comes first and payment second. The scammer in this case has no obligation to pay for the powerbook because he did not get one. The scammer could have a case to get back the fees he had to pay.

    A right course of action would have been to contact the anti-fraud authorities both in the US and UK so they could have picked the guy up. But now the scammer might be a few bucks short of money, but he'll have a chance to make up for it at the expense of his next victim.

  67. The really sad part of this is ... by Skapare · · Score: 4, Funny

    The really sad part of this is that some scammer now has a really excellent work of art. It will probably sell for several million pounds in a couple hundred years. That would be about the price of a cup of coffee.

    That bluetooth mouse just cracks me up!

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    now we need to go OSS in diesel cars
    1. Re:The really sad part of this is ... by linzeal · · Score: 0, Offtopic

      If the british have not adopted the euro by than I know that blair and bush royal families will be so inbred they will create a Ruler so mad as to order the entire island of Great Britain to be taken and repositioned off the shore of North Carolina. Like god, gay marriage and gumdrops intended.

    2. Re:The really sad part of this is ... by evilviper · · Score: 1
      It will probably sell for several million pounds in a couple hundred years.

      I can't get my 3-ring binders like that to hold together for 3 months, I can't possibly imagine it is going to stand a chance of lasting a couple hundred years.
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  68. HAHAHA by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    If you think Fark got it first, you live in a very small world.

  69. Genuine time-machine for sale... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Hello, We have a genuine time machine for sale. Willing to deliver anywhere and anytime in the past two years.

    This product is also covered by our unique returns policy. If you are in any way dissatisfied with this product, you may return it any-time one day prior to purchase for a full refund.

  70. Mirrored page here by _ZorKa_ · · Score: 1

    I posted this story to my blog yesterday and copied the pdf and the images there. The last time I checked the site was down.

    http://blog.zorka.com for the pdf and images.

    --
    "With enough memory and hard drive space, anything in life is possible!"
  71. I bet the P-P-Powerbook would Ebay now for $2,000+ by xenolaeus · · Score: 5, Insightful

    So, there goes that silly export fraud claim..

  72. P-P-P-Priceless! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Three-ring binder: $2.50
    Black Magic Marker: $1.95
    Express shipping to England: $80

    Look on scammer's face as he opens his "Powerbook with 'Fire Wire!' and 'blue-tooth mouse'"...

    (well, we don't know since that moment wasn't captured on camera)

  73. How is that "insightful? More like (-1) RTFA by SuperKendall · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Whether or not the transaction was on or off eBay - he DID list an actual PowerBook - but shipped a "scammer's mockup"

    Which was not BOUGHT through eBay. Remember the part about avoiding fees?

    He did put ON THE FEDEX slip that it was a PowerBook and insured it FALSELY for $2200. The recipient could have claim potential (regardless of the fake escrow service)

    That was the sketchy part, but why would the seller do that, and release his own address and contact details? Won't happen. How does that gurt FedEx? It does not.

    He did use Paypal to collect funds to "scam the scammer" - I believe Paypal would not look favorably on this.

    He collected funds to ship a real box!! PayPal doesn't care what you collect money for, but there's nothing even questionable about this!

    His BEST option was to simply not ship the item if the buyer didn't use the services and payment methods the seller wanted. PERIOD!

    Why is that best? I enjoyed the story, and the work of the fake powerbook. If you define "best" as dull then I guess you might have a point. No-One was hurt in this. Two parties lost a little money, and we all got some entertainment - and perhaps, just perhaps, this guy won't try the same thing again!

    I'm all for the scammer being scammed - but poetic justice and vigilante justice are not the same.

    No they are not - vigilante justice is when the guys showing up at the store have bats instead of cameras. Now do you understand?

    Again, there was no physical harm to anyone and both parties lost some money - and not even that much. And the scammer did get SOMETHING for his money.

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    "There is more worth loving than we have strength to love." - Brian Jay Stanley
  74. misleading customs by chillax137 · · Score: 2, Interesting

    If customs ever found out about this, would they be very very upset. He knowingly misclaimed the value of the package by a couple thousand dollars. The scammer can claim that he actually wasn't a scammer, right? I mean...maybe he didn't know that the escrow site was a fake and doesn't like to conduct the final transactions through ebay..

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    1. Re:misleading customs by David+Horn · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Why would UK customs be upset? More money for the UK piggy bank.

      This is someone getting their just desserts, and in a damn funny way too. Just as good as sending the box, marking it "MUST BE CHECKED BY CUSTOMS" and sticking a polythene bag of flour in there.

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      PocketGamer.org - For the gamer on the go!
    2. Re:misleading customs by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      a couple thousand dollars? the buyer was allegedly paying "2100$ plus shipping $180" (from the story). If my math is right, he only misclaimed the value of the package by $280 under its actual value.

    3. Re:misleading customs by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      you could argue that the contents of the box included a handmade, unique, pseudo-computer, work of art. it's a sculpture! the artist can price it as he sees fit, based on how much he values his time and the materials. you could probably write a sizeable essay on the social commentary that this non-functional computer-like item provides.

      anyway, there seems to be sufficient evidence to support the seller's claim, and there is probably even more evidence at the home of the buyer. he's probably run a scam or two before, even...

  75. Hilarious, but... by elemental23 · · Score: 4, Insightful

    While this is a great story, did this guy really need to register p-p-p-powerbook.com for it? People register domains for the stupidest reasons.

    Also, what's with the 28 page PDF? What's wrong with just HTML? That alone would cut down his bandwidth usage, especially in light of all the publicity this story is getting.

    Yeah, I know, -1 Flamebait.

    --
    I like my women like my coffee... pale and bitter.
    1. Re:Hilarious, but... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

      Not only there is a HTML version, but a TXT version too.

      Cheers

    2. Re:Hilarious, but... by TC+(WC) · · Score: 2, Insightful

      MyNameIsJeff didn't register it for himself. Forum poster Str8Dog bought it because he "couldn't help himself." I assume he did it to support the whole event when he wasn't really in a position to help in other ways.

      Who the hell cares if it was registered for a stupid reason. It's not like there's a huge demand for p-p-p-powerbook.com for other purposes.

    3. Re:Hilarious, but... by bezza · · Score: 1
      Damn it...and I was aspiring to start up a website on how to set up Point to Point Protocol on powerbooks. Now I'm going to have to think of a different domain.

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  76. Wanted: Missing Conclusion by Eil · · Score: 3, Interesting


    Is it just me, or is this an incomplete prank? I read through the entire PDF and found, to my surprise, that it ended with them waiting for the package to be delivered. Hello? This would be just a little more amusing if there were some sort of punchline. The whole point to this is to get the guy's reaction in some form. So have they waited two weeks without hearing anything more from the scammer? Are there still people staking out the barbershop? WHAT'S GOING ON?

    Amusing little prank, but it's just a little prank as long as nobody knows what happened in the end. C'mon, I could send someone a marked-up binder in lieu of a computer anytime I wanted. For those of you who haven't read it yet, don't waste your time. The pictures of the P-P-P-Powerbook itself are worth a giggle but that's pretty much the climax of the whole scenario.

    1. Re:Wanted: Missing Conclusion by bwy · · Score: 2, Funny

      Someone over in London should pay a bum 10 GBP to go in the babershop for a cut and to ask "do you guys sell powerbooks"?

    2. Re:Wanted: Missing Conclusion by Doctor7 · · Score: 2, Interesting

      The PDF is out of date. Unfortunately, after reading through 74 pages of the original thread - just past the point where the UK goons had confirmed that the P-P-Powerbook had been delivered - SA decided it wasn't going to let me read the remaining seven pages without being registered.

    3. Re:Wanted: Missing Conclusion by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

      When I read after that point earlier today, it seemed like there was basically:

      speculation about how much the Barber knew; (Most people figured he just lets the Romanian and possibly others make use of his shady establishment for a fee)

      expressions of desire to steal an official Jean Climax mug;

      discussion about what the next step should be, and whether or not there should be a next step;

      an increasing number of content-free posts from newcomers who came to this thread from fark, metafilter, slashdot, etc.;

      posts from SA regulars decrying this incursion.

    4. Re:Wanted: Missing Conclusion by ryanvm · · Score: 1

      No kidding. A couple hundred posts praising how hilarious the story is and there isn't even a freakin' ending.

    5. Re:Wanted: Missing Conclusion by igny · · Score: 1

      Alternatively, Jeff could send an email to the buyer with a link to this discussion and ask the buyer to post his thoughts on the matter (as AC, may be)...

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      In theory there is no difference between theory and practice. In practice there is. - Yogi Berra
    6. Re:Wanted: Missing Conclusion by nikster · · Score: 2, Informative
      conclusion here.

      **** spoiler ahead *******

      goon "rhig"'s post from upstairs the barber shop:
      This was written just after I got to the barbers; I used one of his upstairs computers and couldn't see anything so I had to listen.

      RE VIDEO: I don't think the video is complete; the lines were to slow at the cafes.

      I'm upstairs at the moment and a lots going on, the barbers on the phone Parcel Force about other parcels he's waiting for and one has been delivered according to the force.
      "ec107847"2/z/7"17gb" was the number for one he was checking about others too.
      After I had been upstairs a couple of minutes a guy came up used a computer pretty much next to mine so I couldn't take more upstairs pictures or record anything, I doubt the mic would have picked up anything audible anyway.

      OK after I got up there I heard the barber on the phone, then a guy with an eastern European accent started talking - the guy very likely went in the back way. The barber was explaining that there was a fee for one of his Parcel Force packages, I think it was a storage fee as it was a few days late or something, either that or duty. The guy thought he was talking about the Fed-Ex parcel and started arguing that he'd paid duty; it took a minute or two for the barber to explain.

      He paid the fee and there was a lot of rustling, he was opening one of the boxes, there was more angry raised voices and the barber said something like "is it broken etc", the guy said something like its wrong/mistake I don't think he really understood the joke right away. There was more raised voices but not real arguing, the guy didn't suspect the barber of anything and didn't as far as I know explain what happen to him. Probably to keep his post office box if the barbers not in on it.

      I went outside to see if I could get a picture of him leaving, he spent about 5 minutes arguing with one of the guys outside the shop, it looked like this guy may have been in on it, and it's fairly likely he knows something about the Romanian at least. I didn't manage to get any pictures, they were facing me the whole time and I couldn't get the camera out even across the road from them. They went back into the shop and must have left out the back door.

      I think it's almost definitely the scammer and not someone working for him, his spoken English is as bad as his written and he opened the stuff in the shop.

      Below images have been added for when thread is archived,
      Official Jean Climax Mug

      Outside of shop just after I left, the scammer was inside at this time athough I'm sure he can't be seen through the window.

      Seems like Collindale is the root of all internet fraud
    7. Re:Wanted: Missing Conclusion by Eil · · Score: 1


      conclusion here.

      Erm, close but no cigar. C+ for effort, though. I looked at as much of the thread as I could and at that point in time there seemed to be the following facts:

      1) FedEx delivered something and the scammer got confused and a bit angry. But c'mon, this is hardly proof that he opened up the p-p-p-powerbook. This is London after all.

      2) Efforts to recover the p-p-p-powerbook by half-assed trash- and dumpster-diving were unsuccessful.

      3) Scammer had not sent a reply email.

  77. Re:too long by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Actually the first provision of the transaction was that money be placed in escrow and it never was. Given that failure it's unlikely that the seller was under any obligation to ship the item

  78. This is legendary by hsoft · · Score: 1

    It will probably beat AYBABTU!

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  79. Paypal rules that were broken by adzoox · · Score: 1

    Here's excerpts from The Paypal User Agreement found at the bottom every Paypal website page:

    This item COULD be considered conterfeit:

    You may not use PayPal to sell counterfeits, unauthorized replicas, or otherwise unauthorized items (such as counterfeit watches, handbags, or other accessories).

    Guideline
    You may not use PayPal to sell a product that bears the name or logo of a company but wasn't made or endorsed by that company.

    Examples
    The following are examples of items that may not be sold using PayPal:

    A purse that has the Chanel® name on it but was not made by Chanel

    Sunglasses bearing the Oakley® name in a style never made by Oakley

    A fake autograph claiming to be real

    Replacement parts for an Epson® printer which use Epson's part numbers and names, but were not made by Epson

    Warning
    You may not use PayPal to sell replica, counterfeit, or otherwise unauthorized items. Violations of PayPal's Replica and Counterfeit Item policy could result in the suspension of your account.

    This is also a strecth but the "mock up laptop" was being shipped in conjuction with an escrow, eventhough fake:

    Money Transfer Companies and similar businesses that accept PayPal as a source of funding for money transactions are required to register and receive authorization from PayPal before conducting such business. PayPal requires pre-registration and approval to ensure the safety of the system, and the proper knowledge and satisfaction of regulatory requirements that apply to this industry.

    Parties interested in opportunities to work with the PayPal network in this manner should send contact information and a brief business summary to Money_Transfers@paypal.com.

    Here's another tidbit from the computer category:

    Ensure legal compliance in both countries
    PayPal insists that your transactions comply with the laws of the countries where both the seller and buyer reside. We can't give you legal advice about your particular transaction, but users are responsible for ensuring that their transactions are lawful in both countries. To avoid potential legal difficulties, be informed about all applicable laws of the countries where you plan to do business.

    This is from The Fedex User Agreement:

    (iv) Unless otherwise indicated, the shipper's address indicated on the face of any Shipping Documentation is the place of execution and the place of departure and the recipient's address listed on the face of the Shipping Documentation is the place of destination.

    AND ... the shipper agrees that the contents of any parcel shipped through the fedex service is properly identified and properly insured. Fedex may investigate and open certain parcels if fraudulent activity is suspected; concerning false insurance statements and declared values.

    There are lots of other interesting tidbits from both sites, but here's one from eBay too:

    See the following (circumventing eBay fees) - he WAS going to offer an indirect sale (EVENTHOUGH) the buyer wasn't using a legit account.

    You CAN NOT LIST an item on eBay, in the hopes of selling it UNRELATED to eBay. The seller did this.

    I'm not defending the scammer, I'm merely pointinting out that the seller went too far and I found no humor to the story whatsoever. The use of profanity in the story telling also was unappealing.

    --
    Yell & scream & rant & rave... it's no use... you need a shaaaave ~ Bugs Bunny
    1. Re:Paypal rules that were broken by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      He didn't use PayPal to sell the goods. He used it to collect donations for shipping fees.

    2. Re:Paypal rules that were broken by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I believe the parent stated that ...

      Paypal funds were collected to perpetrate a scam though. So paypal funds collected could be considered "gathering accomplices"

      The "mock up powerbook" was scam too ya know.

  80. The Ebay response is typical by Guido+von+Guido · · Score: 1
    A few months ago I forwarded them a bogus email my wife received purporting to be from Ebay. It said that they needed to verify her credit card information. The email contained an HTML form which linked to a CGI on a bogus Ebay web site. I forwarded Ebay the email and a description of the bogus site, and told them that this emailer was obviously attempting to commit fraud.

    They sent me back a canned reply--this is fraud, don't give them your credit card information, etc. I sent them back a very polite reply indicating that, yes, I knew that, which is why I forwarded it to them in the first place.

    1. Re:The Ebay response is typical by jaybird144 · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Actually, the reason you got a canned response is most likely the fact that this scam was sent to many many people, and eBay (more specifically, PayPal) was dealing with an overwhelming number of inquiries into what it was about. I personally know 4 people (including myself) who recieved that e-mail.

  81. Would be nice but... by phr1 · · Score: 2, Informative

    Remember the scammer gave a fake phone number to Fedex and when it couldn't be used to contact him, he went and paid the customs duties to Fedex in cash. There are no credit cards involved.

  82. Re:too long by 0racle · · Score: 1

    Its not mail fraud because he didn't ship the actual Powerbook, but because he knowingly inflated the actual cost of the contents. He insured $10 worth of crap for $2000 some odd.

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  83. Re:How is that "insightful? More like (-1) RTFA by PsiPsiStar · · Score: 1

    I'm all for the scammer being scammed - but poetic justice and vigilante justice are not the same.

    No they are not - vigilante justice is when the guys showing up at the store have bats instead of cameras. Now do you understand?


    If they have bats and cameras, is that poetic vigilante justice? ... I was just wondering.

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  84. BEWARE SELLER F----!!!!!!!!!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    I'd just like to point out that unlike this picture real Powerbooks only have one button below the trackpad! This is obviously fake!

    1. Re:BEWARE SELLER F----!!!!!!!!!! by TC+(WC) · · Score: 1

      OH NOES!

  85. Identity theft and Hotmail by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    This story got me thinking of a recent problem I've had with identity theft. It turns out that some guy got my social insurance number, birth date, address, phone number, etc. and applied for a couple of credit cards online. (The irony is that I'm the most paranoid person about destroying documents that have any important personal information... a couple of my friends have now bought shredders after hearing my story.)

    Anywho, talking to one of the credit card companies (after they phoned me to confirm info... and discovered the fraud) this guy had registered on their site and had given a Hotmail account address (I know what it is). I've now got the cops involved, but I'm not counting on them to dig up much... I'd like to know if there's anything that I can do to dig up more information on this guy's Hotmail account. Any ideas?

    Along the same lines, does anyone know if the folks at Hotmail record IP addresses of their users? Would this be available if the police asked for it?

    1. Re:Identity theft and Hotmail by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I know that when you get an e-mail from someone with a hotmailaccount, the mail's header contains the IP address of the sending machine. Not sure if Hotmail logs IP addresses of logins.

  86. Amazing Coordination by rice_web · · Score: 4, Insightful

    The coordination that existed all under the nose of the target is amazing. They had three operatives just waiting there, and dozens of others investigating the crime and tracing every possible connection.

    If just some guys on a message board can do this, what does this say about organized crime? About the police? I can't even imagine the possibilities for the group that stays connected like this.

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  87. As I said, RTFA by SuperKendall · · Score: 2, Insightful

    NO MONEY FOR THE POWERBOOK WAS SENT OVER PAYPAL.

    I don't know why you cannot understand that key point. All that was sent over PayPal was donations to help him pay for shipping!!!!! It was all donations and had NOTHING AT ALL do to with the powerbook itself!! At no time did the SELLLER USER PAYPAL. RFTA RTFA RTFA.

    Let me put this yet another way so that you might comprehend. People sent monery TO the seller - expecting NOTHING IN RETURN, as they were donations!!!!

    As for the eBay thing, the seller did not, in fact, do that at all! He listed a REAL powerbook on eBay. He then proceeded to sell a FAKE powerobok to a seller, indepndantly - so no eBay rule was broken!! He may have defrauded a frauder, but eBay had NOTHING TO DO WITH THAT other than being a place where the scammer learned the seller had something they wanted. He only mentioned the dropping fees as a way to hook the scammer on the plan, if you read carefully (I may have mentioned that before a few times).

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  88. Re:too long by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    omg b&

  89. big risk by hak1du · · Score: 3, Insightful

    This kind of vigilante approach is risky, because while you may or may not have guessed correctly that someone is trying to defraud you, sending a piece of plastic instead of a PowerBook is definitely attempted fraud.

    For example, if the guy at the other end has a mean streak and some spare cash, he may just send the $2100 and then charge you with fraud. Try explaining to the police and judge that you thought you were being defrauded because some WHOIS information didn't look right to you when the other guy can prove he sent the money to you and you sent him a worthless piece of plastic. Or maybe you are just dealing with a very unprofessional operation, but not necessarily a fraudulent one.

    If you believe someone is trying to defraud you, just don't do business with them, contact eBay's fraud department, and maybe go to the police. That's better for everybody involved.

    1. Re:big risk by 0x0d0a · · Score: 1

      To be fair, he had pretty good documentation of what he was doing -- all the discussion on eBay, a fraud complaint, etc.

      I hope that someone ends up contacting the Indiana State University professor. He's almost certainly the innocent victim of identity theft (in which case he would probably like to be able to do something about it) or (rather less likely, unless he's extremely stupid about giving out data pointing to him) running a nasty financial scam, in which case...darn, I'm not sure who should be contacted. eBay probably doesn't care, the FBI does interstate but will want larger dollar amounts involved, I'm guessing that the local police know next to nothing about technology...

    2. Re:big risk by TC+(WC) · · Score: 1

      The escrow site didn't even function properly. It wouldn't have even been possible for the guy to have sent it money. There was no way the guy wasn't lying about having sent money to the escrow site. There was no way in hell the sender was getting charged with fraud.

      (There's also the fact that it obviously *wasn't* escrow, as the item was sent directly to the buyer, and not to the escrow, making the whole thing pointless.

    3. Re:big risk by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

      The escrow site didn't even function properly. It wouldn't have even been possible for the guy to have sent it money.

      Even worse: then the buyer can portray himself as the innocent victim of the owner of the escrow site and can claim conspiracy on the part of the seller and the escrow site. Try explaining all of that to a jury.

      There are so many ways in which a prank like this can backfire that it is just a bad idea. Report fraud to eBay and the police. That's all there's to it.

    4. Re:big risk by TC+(WC) · · Score: 1

      How the hell can the buyer do that? He said he sent money to the escrow site when he couldn't have actually done it...

      "Hey Jury! I lied! But the escrow site made me do it, somehow!!!!"

    5. Re:big risk by MoneyT · · Score: 1

      He has records of the same person commiting other frauds. On top of that the "buyer" said he'd worked with the escrow service before.

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    6. Re:big risk by evilviper · · Score: 1
      you may or may not have guessed correctly that someone is trying to defraud you

      Escrow services are always scams. You'd have to be stupid to fall for them.
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    7. Re:big risk by fishbowl · · Score: 1


      "Escrow services are always scams. You'd have to be stupid to fall for them."

      Practially every real estate transaction uses one to protect the title transfer.

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    8. Re:big risk by evilviper · · Score: 1

      Yes, I know. I was refering only to on-line escrow services... I should have been more specific.

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    9. Re:big risk by daniel_mcl · · Score: 1

      If you RTF PDF, you'd see that he did in fact inform eBay of the fraud, only to be blown off by them. Beyond that, a scammer is not going to go out of his way to take one specific person down; even if he did succeed against all odds in winning the case, he'd have basically publicized the fact that he could not be trusted.

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    10. Re:big risk by daniel_mcl · · Score: 1

      Supposing that you do somehow end up with $2100 (from someone who does not have any clue how to locate you, no less) you can simply use it to purchase an actual Powerbook and send it to him.

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  90. Google and SomethingAwful by MBraynard · · Score: 1

    For some reason, for years Google had blocked somethingawful from their search engine. It isn't blocked anymore, but I really wish I knew why it was originally.

    1. Re:Google and SomethingAwful by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's because they often threatened legally over childish AND ILLEGAL pranks like this.

    2. Re:Google and SomethingAwful by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Thanks Fiffy! We love you and all your Doom maps ^_^

  91. Re:too long by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Really? Let me check the [img-timeline]

  92. Re:Anybody have a bittorrent link? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    WHAT? The Pope isn't Catholic? Do you mean there was something wrong with his baptism or what? Can you tell anything more about it?

  93. 'this is real' by cyclobotomy · · Score: 1

    Just looking at the pics, it smells of homestarrunner type humor... brilliant!

  94. Re:Anybody have a bittorrent link? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    damn site is slashdotted.

    happy?

  95. "The site" - so where is it? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    In the PDF, Jeff mentions "The site".... so where is it? I found a link to one that asks for a user and password, and I cannot contact him, because the site asks for money before being allowed to post....

    Is anyone on here willing to pay to ask him where this so called "Site" is?

    Other mirrors have "bandwidth exceeded"...

  96. Okay... by ReyTFox · · Score: 1

    It's an elaborate joke. SA does like doing that sort of thing. They also like controversy(they have a gallery of legal threats).

    Yet I don't find it funny.

    Really, it smacks of a sort of rampant egotism that someone would try to get this on /. in the first place.

    1. Re:Okay... by anotherone · · Score: 1

      Yeah, it's a joke, but not the way you're thinking. This all really happened, I was watching it from the start and the idea to do all sorts of crazy stuff didn't come up until a few pages into it.

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    2. Re:Okay... by Tlosk · · Score: 1

      You sound bitter and jealous. Are you?

      Entertainers entertain. Spectators spectate. Grumps grump.

    3. Re:Okay... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It definitely was ego stroking. I'm apalled that so many here and across the internet have found favor in the story.

      Cute does not equal right.

      A recent sig I saw sums it up:

      There's no right way to do the wrong thing

  97. Imagine... by kitzilla · · Score: 4, Funny

    ...a B-B-B-Beowulf cluster of those P-P-P-Powerbooks!

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    1. Re:Imagine... by JeremyALogan · · Score: 1

      I bet it would do N-N-N-Nothing.

  98. no bank account info etc by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

    Notice that the "victim" asks the scammer about how he is going to get his money since he never gave his bank account info, address or the like.

  99. W-W-W-W-Why a P-P-P-P-PDF? by NeuroManson · · Score: 3, Insightful

    PDFs take a bloody long time to display (unless you have a top of the line 'puter and a broadband connection, it takes as long to load a PDF as it does to load Photoshop).

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    1. Re:W-W-W-W-Why a P-P-P-P-PDF? by evilviper · · Score: 1

      Not true at all. It's only the Acrobat Reader that takes a long time to load...

      Those of us on Unix systems are quite happy with xpdf loading in a fraction of a second (only takes a couple seconds for it to load on my 36MHz Psion 5MX handheld).

      If you are stuck on Windows, the you could install Ghostscript, and GSview, and it would be able to display your PDFs much faster than acrobat reader.

      Alternatively, you could just download an older version of Acrobat Reader. Adobe still provides versions back to about 4.0, which ran much faster, and can still read every PDF created.

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    2. Re:W-W-W-W-Why a P-P-P-P-PDF? by kitzilla · · Score: 1

      And on the Mac, you want to read your PDFs with Apple's built-in Preview, which is a ton faster than Adobe's OS X Reader.

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    3. Re:W-W-W-W-Why a P-P-P-P-PDF? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      hello? he's obviously an apple zealot

  100. RTFA - I did and here's what you need to know by adzoox · · Score: 0

    Look Troll - READ for comprehension!

    He asked for donations for scam himself. You cannot ask for anyone to send you money through Paypal to contribute to a scam.

    He collected monies for the purpose of perpetrating a scam.

    Compare to collecting monies to buy a gun to kill someone. everyone who sends the money is an acomplice to a crime!

    Just because you don't like someone doesn't justify breaking the law or breaking service policies to get back at them.

    eBay was defrauded - he listed the item there - and then made a seperate deal for the item off of eBay. It was under the guise that he was shipping what was listed in the auction. This is expressly forbidden in eBay policy.

    Again, just because you don't like someone or they are trying to scam you means you have any right to scam them back.

    I want the scammer with the fake escrow to go down in flames, but I what I don't like is that the "victim" believes in mirror victimization = vigilante justice.

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    1. Re:RTFA - I did and here's what you need to know by MoneyT · · Score: 1

      Except it was no scam. There was no intent on the buyer's half to legitimately pay for a powerbook. The buyer expressed interest in paying for a powerbook through an escrow service. The escrow service was a fake, and there was no intent to legitimately pay. There is no sale contract, and therefore no scam.

      eBay was not defrauded, if you read, eBay declared the transaction VOID.

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    2. Re:RTFA - I did and here's what you need to know by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative
      eBay was defrauded - he listed the item there - and then made a seperate deal for the item off of eBay. It was under the guise that he was shipping what was listed in the auction. This is expressly forbidden in eBay policy.
      Nope.

      It's true that eBay policy doesn't allow you to circumvent their fee system by selling a listed item to an eBay user outside of eBay. But in this case, there was an auction winner, and eBay got their cut of the sale.

      The seller scammed the scammer, but he didn't defraud eBay. He probably should have reported the off-site offer to eBay instead of taking the matter into his own hands, but he correctly guessed that there would be no complaints from the actual winner nor from the scammer.

    3. Re:RTFA - I did and here's what you need to know by ryanmfw · · Score: 0

      Look Troll - READ for comprehension! There was no scam on the seller's part! No monies were exchanged between the buyer and the seller! None! So, what scam happened? Did the buyer give anything of value to the seller? NO! Then, how is that a scam? The seller gained nothing but satisfaction, and lost valuable time and a three ring binder. The buyer, well, was the real scammer. Your analogy to people giving money to buy a gun that kills someone is also horribly horribly wrong. If the person buys the gun out of his own hard earned money from his job, did his employer commit a crime? NO! Someone giving a person $20 in a Christmas card, which is then spent on a gun to kill someone is also not commiting a crime! That's moot anyway, as he was not perpetrating a scam. Also, saying that he defrauded ebay because he shipped something outside of ebay that was different than what was listed is also terribly stupid. eBay policy cannot, I repeat *NOT*, restrict someone from doing something *outside* of eBay. Your points about paypal are also stupid, as paypal was never used for the purchase of anything, only the receipt of donations. I could almost swear that you're trolling, but I'm hoping this is only a momentary lapse.

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    4. Re:RTFA - I did and here's what you need to know by Abm0raz · · Score: 1

      I don't really think adzoox is trolling.

      For as hard as he's attacking this point in several threads, I'm starting to wonder if he didn't really like his new P-P-P-Powerbook. ;)

      -Ab

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    5. Re:RTFA - I did and here's what you need to know by ryanmfw · · Score: 0

      Hehehe, THAT explains it!

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  101. Re:too long by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Shut up esco

  102. I used to live in Colindale by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    For someone who used to live in Colindale this whole thing is hilarious. The fact that it's on Slashdot is even better.

  103. You move like pregnant yak... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Slashdot is *sooooo* slow these days.

    Lamers. Not very fast nor dense lately, eh?

  104. In the end... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ...the scammer wins anyway. This is probably not the first (nor the last) scam he's been involved in and in 1 failed scam he probably have 50 sucessfull.

    So, yes it makes us laugh and it's a small step for the good guys. But he will retain what he lost in another single scam.

  105. No torrent, but a plain old mirror by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    damn site is slashdotted.

    Here is a mirror

  106. Re:too long by iMacGuy · · Score: 1

    hey guys i took the slashdot logo and fiestad it lol

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  107. who's the lawbreaker here? by misterpies · · Score: 1, Flamebait

    Despite all that's been written above, there's no doubt that our scambuster broke the law. And moreover it doesn't actually seem that the "scammer" did anything illegal (though it seems likely that he was going to).

    * The sale was agreed outside ebay, by email. So it's irrelevant that ebay cancelled the auction. There is undoubtedly a binding contract between the author and the "scammer" to sell a powerbook for $2100.

    * Any failure on the part of the seller to deliver the powerbook is a breach of contract. Ditto a failure by the buyer to pay. If both fail to do their part, they are both in breach and can sue each other. E.g. say I have a painting that I think is junk and you think is by Van Gogh. I agree to sell it to you for $100. I don't deliver, you don't pay, we're each furious because we each think we got the better part of the deal. We can sue each other. Two legal wrongs do not cancel each other out.

    * Our hero has sent the scammer a fake powerbook. That's not only breach of contract, it's misrepresentation (since what he sent did not match the description). And it is also fraud, because he deliberately sent the wrong item. Those are civil offences. As for criminal, it's clear deception - even if our hero gained nothing, he has caused the victim (sorry, scammer) to lose. And I'd imagine lying on a customs form is some form of perjury.

    * as for the alleged scammer, what has he done wrong. He's failed to pay for an item he never got. As I said, that's breach of contract, but the damages would be minimal (especially given the scale of our hero's deception). In criminal law, you could charge him with attempted deception. On the other hand, there was no deception involved since our hero knew exactly what was going on and was never deceived. So in actual fact, it looks like our scammer has done nothing criminal.

    * regarding jurisdiction, for the breach of contract it may be US or UK, my inclination is US since that appears to be where the offer was accepted. But for the criminal law, the victim/scammer was in the UK the whole time, so it's pretty clear the UK courts have jurisdiction whether ot not the US courts do as well.

    So the net result of this brilliant prank is that our hero has committed one or more criminal offences, and the scammer has done practically nothing wrong. Is this the way things should be? I guess that depends on your view of vigilante justice. Funny that at no point does our caped crusader consider reporting anything to the London police (or the FBI, considering a US college professor was apparently involved). Yes, they'd have probably done nothing but he should have at least attempted a legit channel. This scammer may have been burned, but he's not behind bars - do you really think he's going to give up for a few hundred bucks when he's probably already made thousands? And while it looks like this scammer was for real, there's a real danger of copycat "anti-scammer scams" that will end up screwing an innocent party at some point.

    Overall, I'd rate this as a pretty childish attempt at revenge which shows a basic disrespect for the norms of society.

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    1. Re:who's the lawbreaker here? by thebigmacd · · Score: 1

      Ummm...the scammer hijacked someone else's account and set up a fake escrow service. "What has he done wrong?" ??????????

    2. Re:who's the lawbreaker here? by rudy_wayne · · Score: 4, Insightful

      This is a great example of turning the tables on a scammer. If more people had the intelligence and creatvity to do this sort of thing, we could really put a dent in the activites of on-line crooks.

      The way I see it, the scammer got what he deserved and you've really got to scrape the bottom of the barrel of technicalities to find something that the seller did that was "illegal".

      IANAL, but the only thing "illegal" that was done by the seller was mis-stating the value of the item on the customs form. And even that could be debated. If I paint a picture and declare that it's worth $10,000, who is to say that it's not?

      1, Ebay was not defrauded. The seller sold the real Powerbook to a legitimate buyer on Ebay. Ebay got paid.

      2, Fedex was not defruaded. They got their $80 for shipping the package.

      3, Paypal was not defrauded. Every day, thousands of people use Paypal to collect donations for various things. The seller said he needed money to cover the cost of shipping a package and that's exactly what he used the money for.

      4, The government was not defrauded. They got paid their customs duties when the scammer picked up his package.

      5, The P-P-Powerbook seller never received a penny from the buyer (the attempted scammer).

    3. Re:who's the lawbreaker here? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What are you, a law student? John Banzath? Sure, you could make a case for all that, but you'd have to stand the law on its head to do so 1) There was no contract between the buyer and the seller. The seller had no intention of sending a powerbook, and the buyer no intention of paying for one. Thus, no agreement and no contract. This ruins most of your civil causes of action. 2) Overstating the value of merchandise isn't going to bother the government. 2a) Theoretically the scammer can return the item and get his VAT refunded. 3) The scammer certainly intended to defraud the seller and took many steps in furtherance of doing so, including setting up a fake escrow site. If that's not a crime, I'd be rather surprised.

    4. Re:who's the lawbreaker here? by rossifer · · Score: 1

      Funny that at no point does our caped crusader consider reporting anything to the London police

      Actually, the discussion thread on SomethingAwful.com does discuss handing the details over to Scotland Yard several times and the "seller" is one of those in favor of it. It appears that, for the moment, this action is being reserved as a response if the "buyer" attempts to make any further contact with the "seller". The only misrepresentation to the UK government resulted in an overestimation of the value (and duty) of the imported item. They're not going to be interested in pursuing that issue so that the scammer can get ~250GBP back on his stolen credit card.

      But the discussion about going to the police with the information on hand starts on page 75 of the thread, so I can completely understand why you might not have read it.

      (or the FBI, considering a US college professor was apparently involved)

      The professor is the guy who's account was hijacked. eBay has already restored his account and does what they do in those situations. It is likely that some sort of nominal report to some form of police (perhaps, as you suggest, the FBI) has already been made, though it is almost certainly below their interest level.

      As you say, there's a risk that someone honest will get hurt if an idiot improperly identifies someone as a scammer. I'm still cheering this accurate instance (and the deliberate violation of social norms) on.

      Regards,
      Ross

    5. Re:who's the lawbreaker here? by misterpies · · Score: 1

      Well I am a lawyer, which is why you should take not of what I wrote. I never claimed Ebay, Fedex, Paypal or the government was defrauded. The scammer was defrauded. He paid over money to customs on the basis of the seller's representation that he was shipping a laptop and not a worthless pile of junk. The important part in theft and fraud is that the victim loses something, not that the criminal gains. If someone steals your laptop and chucks it in a river, he doesn't get acquitted because he didn't gain anything. Similarly if someone cheats you into paying money, just because you pay someone else it does not stop it from being fraud.

      But then, I guess I should be grateful. It's the way that almost everyone thinks it's OK to screw someone who's screwed you that keeps lawyers in business. If most people had any idea of how the law works, we'd all be out of a job.

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    6. Re:who's the lawbreaker here? by misterpies · · Score: 1


      intention is evaluated objectively. if you make a contract with someone you can't go back and say "actually, I was only joking!". If two people exchange emails explicitly agreeing the sale of a powerbook for $2100, never indicating to the other that it's not a genuine transaction, no judge would even begin to think there was not a binding contract. As for returning the item and getting his money back, it wouldn't quite work like that but yes, he has a civil remedy against customs and excise for restitution. That does not stop him from having been defrauded, though. The fact that I can recover my stolen property from an innocent party does not excuse the theft, annd similarly with fraud. And as for the fake escrow site etc...Attempt (in England) requires you to make "more than merely preparatory acts". E.g. in one case a guy was arrested outside a bank with a replica gun and a note demanding money. He was acquitted of attempted robbery because until he went into the bank, he hadn't done more than prepare-if he'd pulled out at that stage, he'd have done nothing wrong. So here, until the guy had actually received the powerbook, he's done nothing wrong because no money was meant to change hands until the powerbook arrived.

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  108. zerg by Lord+Omlette · · Score: 1

    Show of hands please, is this the greatest story ever told? Top 10? Top N?

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  109. Think, McFly, think! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

    if the guy at the other end has a mean streak and some spare cash, he may just send the $2100 and then charge you with fraud.

    Any fraud claim done in this way would be easily shot down. Via tracking numbers, postmarks and dated receipts it would be possible for the seller to prove that he shipped the item and it was received by the "buyer" before the "buyer" made payment. IANAL, but if the "buyer" sent payment after knowing he had been sent a jacked-up 3-ring binder, I'd say that constitutes implicit acceptance of/satisfaction with the item-- he'd be screwing himself.

    And if he had $2100 in spare cash laying around that he could send to someone to try to nail them for fraud, why not just spend it on a brand new PowerBook from Apple and avoid the effort of trying to fuck someone on eBay?

  110. Re:too long by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Shut up Euro

  111. think yourself by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Any fraud claim done in this way would be easily shot down.

    You apparently have never needed to make a legal claim. Nothing is "easy" if the opposing party is determined. They can poke so many holes, raise so many doubts, and call in so many experts that the jury will doubt whether you even gave your correct name.

    Furthermore, juries get really tired of this sort of thing. They have to waste days of their personal time on your case and they don't want to have to sort out who was defrauding who or who was trying to scam who just because you got off on some elaborate scheme trying to prove a point.

    And if he had $2100 in spare cash laying around that he could send to someone to try to nail them for fraud, why not just spend it on a brand new PowerBook from Apple and avoid the effort of trying to fuck someone on eBay?

    Maybe he isn't a scammer, or maybe he is an eBay kleptomaniac, who knows. It's just stupid trying to mess with people who are already obviously criminally inclined.

  112. mirror by c1pher · · Score: 1

    as of 6:30p eastern, only one of the three mirrors are still holding together. i'm not karma whoring or anything, just thought it was a really funny article and trying to keep it alive.. http://www.starliant.net/users/flyawaymike/powerbo ok

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    1. Re:mirror by c1pher · · Score: 1

      woops, link

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  113. Re:too long by jeff4747 · · Score: 2, Insightful

    He didn't insure it. The $2,000 price was to jack up the VAT that the scammer had to pay.

    So, technically he did mistate the value of the package to UK customs, but he _overstated_ the value, giving UK customs more money than they diserved. I don't think they'll be upset by getting too much money.

    Not to mention it may be worded in the law that so that understating the value is illegal, but overstating the value is not.

  114. Not a troll, just an educator... by SuperKendall · · Score: 1

    HE was not scamming anyone! He was turning the tables on a thief.

    eBay got real money for a real item. The deal he made was never for the real powerbook as he DID NOT SHIP THE REAL POWERBOOK. Or were you fooled by the pictures into thinking it was the real powerbook?

    Originally he was telling them the buy-it-now price through eBay, then he figured out it was a scam right away and did the other stuff outside eBay (at the scammers request, I might add - if you'll RTFA you'll see that the scammer is the one that wanted to go outside eBay - with good reason!!!)

    I think if someone is trying to scam you there's nothing wrong with playing the same game. I personally would not have bothered as I wouldn't want to be out $80 but really they made a work of art out of the thing.

    You are misunderstanding key points. Let me repeat - when the holder of the powerbook intiiated the stuff outside eBay, it was already known this was a scammer! Everything from that point has no relation at all to the Powerbook or eBay. You need to let go of that whole aspect.

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  115. No, I calll that... by SuperKendall · · Score: 1

    reality TV and a great series to boot!

    I'll bet TNT would air it.

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    "There is more worth loving than we have strength to love." - Brian Jay Stanley
  116. We're sorry... by cgenman · · Score: 2, Funny

    We're sorry. The scammers that were sent to scam the scammers are, themselves, scammers.

  117. More stories should be posted directly on Slashdot and not as links.

    That's certainly what I'm gonna do when I submit my Mandrake 10 review.

  118. Was this even a scam? by Cranx · · Score: 1, Troll

    How was the buyer a scammer? I missed that part. All I read was a vague "this is obviously a scam" and the entire article was about his revenge after that.

    How do we know this all wasn't perpetrated on a perfectly legitimate buyer?

    Seems to me like they prematurely judged an innocent buyer as a scammer, and then broke a bunch of laws to scam him as "revenge."

    Help me see what I missed. Where is any evidence at all that the original buyer was a scammer at all?

    1. Re:Was this even a scam? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

      Oh, I don't know, maybe the fake escrow site complete with its own fake Verisign popup tipped him off.

      Maybe you should read more.

    2. Re:Was this even a scam? by Cranx · · Score: 1

      I read the whole thing, and I saw where they *thought* the verisign popup looked funny, but it seemed to me they weren't even sure. They were merely suspicious and then went on as if they had hard evidence.

      Are you saying that one verisign popup that they weren't sure about was their only evidence?

    3. Re:Was this even a scam? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The Verisign popup was a copy hosted on the fake escrow site itself. The escrow site, for that matter, was swimming in sloppy, unprofessional english.

    4. Re:Was this even a scam? by Cranx · · Score: 1

      Which is unprofessional, as you say.

      But hardly solid evidence of a scam.

      I have bought MANY things which came with manuals written in very poor English. That didn't mean the company that made them was scamming me, it just meant they didn't have the resources to write a proper manual in English.

      An unprofessional web site should make a person say "hmm, I think I need something more professional for this transaction" but NOT instantly judge themselves the victim of an attempted scam.

      I sort of hope the seller(s) end up getting charged with fraud. Even if just to teach them a lesson to not break the law when taking the law into their own hands using little more than unfounded paranoia as evidence.

      You know what I find MORE suspicious? People who "just know" when someone else is guilty of something.

    5. Re:Was this even a scam? by hsoft · · Score: 1

      the escrow website was a known scamming thing, if I understood right.

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    6. Re:Was this even a scam? by TC+(WC) · · Score: 1

      Good work replying to the part of the parent that you disagreed with while ignoring the important part! The verisign secure pop-up was fake. The site also didn't actually have a way to send it money. There's no way in hell it was a legitimate site and there's no way the other guy thought he'd actually sent it money.

      The thing didn't even work like an escrow. The product was never to be inspected or shipped through them. They had no way of verifying anything at all.

      This "just knowing" that someone is guilty is due to actual investigation into the situation. You know... a reasoned look into the available information. It's not like the people involved started randomly harrassing people when names came up, as is evidenced by the fact that they looked into the name on the whois information, and then let him be as there was nothing that concretely linked the person to anything.

    7. Re:Was this even a scam? by Cranx · · Score: 1

      I saw where they said the popup LOOKED like a fake, but I didn't see or read anything else about it.

      If there are VALID points to be made about the guilt of the alleged scammer, they ought to be highlighted. I read the article once, scanned it a second time and browsed a lot of the "thread" where they were discussing the revenge, but I saw very, very little of anything that looked suspicious, and I saw nothing that went beyond suspicious. If there was more information in there making it clear, I didn't see it. I don't see many people talking about it either. Wherever the proof is, apparently everyone got it, everyone is 100% convinced, but it's somehow hidden from my view.

    8. Re:Was this even a scam? by TC+(WC) · · Score: 1

      Why the hell are you even arguing this if you haven't read everything? You're saying a guy deserves to be prosecuted for fraud, without having any idea what the hell you're talking about.

    9. Re:Was this even a scam? by bugbread · · Score: 1

      Ok...I just don't quite get this.

      The buyer uses a hacked ebay account with a fake escrow site to buy a Powerbook. The escrow site is fake. It cannot be used to make payments to anyone. He is trying to get a person to send him a Powerbook, saying that he is paying through an escrow site which is fake.

      How can this NOT be a scam? Telling someone that you will pay for a product, and not paying, is generally one of the key elements of a scam.

      Put another way: how could this be a legitimate purchase if the buyer is not paying the seller?

    10. Re:Was this even a scam? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No, you do get it. It's a fake Escrow and fake Ebay account. It's a scam and everyone knows it. There have been no angry emails responding to Jeff. The scammer has gone silent.

    11. Re:Was this even a scam? by foniksonik · · Score: 2, Informative

      huh? the whole escrow service was the scam... the scammer set up a fake website that appeared to be secured and verified somehow... in fact the website apparently was taken down as soon as the package was shipped... not to mention the domain was connected to an individual not a company and and how could you not see that it is an obvious scam?

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    12. Re:Was this even a scam? by fishbowl · · Score: 1

      The problem is, two wrongs don't make a right.

      The original scammer may have been guilty of attempted fraud, but our hero might be guilty also!
      Not by me, of course, but you might want to run it by the feds or the customs folks, who are not known for their sense of humor, or a geek ethic of right and wrong.

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    13. Re:Was this even a scam? by fishbowl · · Score: 2, Interesting

      > It's a scam and everyone knows it.

      It would be good closure to know whether the actions our hero took, constitute a crime. It would be a completely separate crime. The original fraud might be a mitigating factor, or it might not. It would suck to have to explain to the court why you told customs that your $2.50 worth of stuff was a $2000.00 computer. It would REALLY suck if you weren't allowed to tell the jury about the supposed scammer, but still had to explain what you did.

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    14. Re:Was this even a scam? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

      You really need to improve your reading comprehension skills, Cranx. To assist you, I'll repost what I said before, with the relevant information highlighted so you can better understand the crux of the biscuit:

      THE VERISIGN POPUP WAS A COPY HOSTED ON THE FAKE ESCROW SITE ITSELF. The escrow site, for that matter, was swimming in sloppy, unprofessional english.

      There will be a test on this tomorrow.

    15. Re:Was this even a scam? by Cranx · · Score: 1

      Explain to me what that means. The popup meant what? Are you referring to an SSL certificate warning?

    16. Re:Was this even a scam? by Cranx · · Score: 1

      I did read everything. What did I NOT read that I was supposed to in order to get solid evidence that the buyer was a scammer?

    17. Re:Was this even a scam? by Cranx · · Score: 1

      I guess I just don't accept someone telling me that the escrow site is a fake. Is it? I tried to go there right now and there is no web site at that address. Like I said, something resembling evidence of anything would be nice. All I see are people saying "well, obviously" and "so clearly" and so on. Is there ANYTHING at all that goes beyond an eyebrow raise?

    18. Re:Was this even a scam? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Hijacked ebay account, escrow site and email address associated with known scammer. Simple.

    19. Re:Was this even a scam? by TC+(WC) · · Score: 1

      I have no idea, but you obviously missed the blatantly fake verisign popup, and the fact that you could just enter transactions into the website like they were already paid up and there wasn't actually a way to send money.

    20. Re:Was this even a scam? by jafomatic · · Score: 2, Informative
      Some points that stood out from the thread:
      • The "escrow" website was archived by someone on the SA forum and can be found if you search there. The popup in question is a document that is hosted by verisign and provided when requested by referrer that verisign will vouch for. This "verisign popup" was not from verisign, but rather a forged, or fraudulent representation, of such; hosted, no less, by the "escrow company's" website.
      • Ebay confirmed that the account which the buyer used to identify himself to the seller was hijacked by (a) informing the seller and (b) nullifying the buyer's bid.
      • The ebay account pointed to an interior design professor in the american midwest. The seller was contacted by the "same" person using a wholly different persona (name, email acct, etc).

      Perhaps none of us read the whole thread closely enough. I know I got kinda tired around page 78 (* 40 posts per page) but I made it to 80 before the mods pruned it.
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    21. Re:Was this even a scam? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      JESUS H TAPDANCING CHRIST ON A RUBBER CRUTCH HAVE YOU EVER ACTUALLY USED THE INTERNET BEFORE?

      I'll explain it to you simply, as I would a child.
      The Verisign logo represents a level of corporate trustworthiness. When you click on the logo, Verisign's webserver should answer the click and send you a secure little popup that verifies that Yes, Virginia, This Website Is Legit. Many commerce sites have the Verisign seal of approval somewhere on them for just that reason.

      Now here's the hard part, the part you've been having so much trouble fitting into your brain: The bogus escrow site HOSTED all the files used to make its own Verisign Popup, to make simple folk (say, like you) believe that this bogus escrow site was in fact a legitimate escrow site, which, for the record, it wasn't.

      You could save yourself a lot of typing if you just post DURRRRRRRRRRRR and submit it.

    22. Re:Was this even a scam? by Cranx · · Score: 1

      Ah...I see. I thought the buyer a professor here in the U.S. Someone should condense the thread to just the important points. It seems like the real meat of the story is in the thread, not the PDF. The PDF jumped a lot from assumption to assumption. They should ditch the PDF and just bullet-point a story with links to the relevant thread posts, in order.

  119. Hey, I built a Powerbook just like that by Orion+Blastar · · Score: 3, Funny

    I could not afford one from Apple, nor auction sites, so I bought a $4USD white plastic notebook hat I can put papers into and got some markers and used an old keyboard keycaps and an old MS-Mouse and made my own Powerbook. L@@K, it works 100%, runs OSX as well. Only downside is I am now being sued by Apple for making a Powerbook clone without their permission. ;)

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  120. Re:too long by holloway · · Score: 1

    Pretty like a Ponay

  121. Mail Fraud only applies to US Postal Service mail by Starrider · · Score: 1

    IANAL, but mail fraud statues only apply if you put a stamp on a letter / parcel and send it through the US Postal Service.

    Most scammers use Fedex, UPS, and other shipping methods precisely to avoid mail fraud laws. Shipping through USPS is a completely different animal than "private" shippers, with a host of regulations (including old decency regulations) that don't apply to UPS/Fedex.

    (Not sure if this is an urban legend or not, but some adult products cannot be shipped via the US Postal Service for this reason.)

    You might have him on fraud, but not mail fraud or mail fraud conspiracy.

  122. Maybe I'm reading this wrong by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    but at this point, if he wanted to, our fraudster could transfer 2000 dollars to the seller of 'laptop' and then all hell breaks loose. Wire fraud for one thing (how many copies of the confession are publicly available?). I wouldn't underestimate how galvanising the thought of thousands of people can be.

    1. Re:Maybe I'm reading this wrong by fishbowl · · Score: 1


      "but at this point, if he wanted to, our fraudster could transfer 2000 dollars to the seller of 'laptop' and then all hell breaks loose"

      There's a couple of ways I can think that this could seriously backfire. It occurred to me that it was however unlikely, possible that it wasn't a fraud in the first place. I KNOW better, of course, but there you go -- he pays for the merchandise and our hero, who decided that two wrongs make a right, might end up in a lot of trouble!

      Also, the *scammer* does not have to be the one to pay. THis could be ugly.

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    2. Re:Maybe I'm reading this wrong by Doctor7 · · Score: 1
      but at this point, if he wanted to, our fraudster could transfer 2000 dollars to the seller of 'laptop'

      How, exactly? The seller never gave him any real financial details - one of the biggest giveaways that the site was fake was that it had nowhere to enter them - so the scammer has nowhere to transfer it to.

      There's a good chance that he also has nowhere to transfer it from; as a dealer in stolen goods and quite possibly an illegal immigrant, I would imagine the only bank accounts he ever deals with are stolen from other people.

    3. Re:Maybe I'm reading this wrong by jnicholson · · Score: 1
      1. The scammer doesn't have any way to pay the seller, as he does not know any account details.

      2. If the scammer sent the money, the seller could send the laptop. Happy to, in fact, I would think.

      I doubt there's any way the seller could get in trouble unless the package was insured for $2000. Although I don't believe it's a crime to over-insure something, it would be either a crime or a breach of contract to make a claim for an over-insured item.

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  123. Assault != fighting... something very wrong here by Starrider · · Score: 2, Interesting

    My school had a policy that anyone involved in a fight/assault was suspended, even if you didn't hit back you were gone. And yes, that was enforced. I got a 3 day vacation for being on the receiving end once.

    This sounds very, very wrong. If you do not fight back, it isn't a fight; it's assault. My parents were schoolteachers and one thing I had to learn was if/when someone actually picked a fight with me on school property, I had to put my hands behind my back and take it to avoid suspension. The victim had to be completely passive. It wasn't fair, but that was sufficient proof of assault rather than fighting.

    I doubt this policy would stand up to due process standards. By the same logic, a girl who is sexually assaulted wouldn't a victim, but a "willing participant in conscentual behavior". A ludicrous notion indeed.

    Considering my parents and their friends and families have been in education a very long time, and have never seen a policy where assault was classified as "fighting". Either your school policy was blatantly illegal, or you aren't remembering/telling things the way they actually were.

  124. NOT tax fraud by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    excuse me? --- in which jurisdiction is the overpaying of taxes tax fraud? I can't think of any.

  125. Don't be foolish by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Nonsense, in this day and age anyone attempting to raise money via spam, whether for a valid cause or not, deserves everything (within reason) they get and then some...

  126. Holy crap by Wateshay · · Score: 1

    I used to live in the same apartment complex as the ISU prof that the fake escrow service was registered to. Just a building over, even.

    I still live in Terre Haute, and just checked the phone book. Mr. Surakul does in fact live at that address. It's tempting to post his phone number, but I'll be the better man and refrain.

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    1. Re:Holy crap by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative
      I applaud your maturity to not post his phone number.

      By the way, was it this phone number? Just curious.

      Saral Surakul
      851 Foxcrest Ct
      Terre Haute, IN 47803-4262
      (812) 872-2318
    2. Re:Holy crap by jafomatic · · Score: 1

      Good, because that was the guy who may or may not yet know that his ebay account was hijacked. This professor Surakul was not the recipient of the ppppowerbook. The other name employed was "Gianluca" something. That's how the barbershop owner signed for the package. I believe it was ascertained that his name is NOT "Gianluca" anything, but you'd have to search "the thread" for that.

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  127. Not an elaborate joke... by Irafas · · Score: 2, Interesting
    At least in that this Brit did try to scam them out of a Powerbook.

    I sold my iBook on eBay a few weeks ago and got an email from the same scammer asking me if I wanted to sell it off eBay for well above the market price, with two day shipping to the UK. Sounded funny from the start, but the fake escrow site was the clincher. Glad he's had his comeuppance.

    Copies of emails here if anyone's interested.

  128. Re:too long by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    lol azn.

    man babies.

  129. Re:Anybody have a bittorrent link? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Troll? That looked like pretty righteous indignation to me, mods. Thanks for reminding me to metamoderate more often you dumbfucks.

  130. Excellent by Chuck+Chunder · · Score: 3, Funny
    I saw very, very little of anything that looked suspicious
    I don't suppose you are in the market for a bridge by any chance?
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    1. Re:Excellent by Cranx · · Score: 1

      Sure. And when we negotiate the details, I will determine for myself whether or not the offer is legitimate, rather than let other people make brief, summary statements about it and then swallow it hook-line-and-sinker. Shoot me an offer.

    2. Re:Excellent by TC+(WC) · · Score: 1

      Yes, because all the information isn't readily available in the original SA thread. It's obviously not possible for you to come to your own conclusions! As such, you are, of course, entirely justified in randomly whining that you don't have enough information and people jumped to conclusions!

    3. Re:Excellent by Cranx · · Score: 1

      This is yet another example of the mindset I love so dearly on Slashdot. No, I didn't assume...I said the PDF gave no evidence, merely assumptions. If you HAVE to read the entire thread, why bother with the article at all? Just point to the thread and say "here, read all this."

    4. Re:Excellent by TC+(WC) · · Score: 1

      The PDF is a fucking summary. It summarized. You don't expect all the supporting detail to be included in a summary.

    5. Re:Excellent by Cranx · · Score: 1

      You expect reference to the supporting detail. It's standard fucking practice when writing. Whether it's a bibliography in a fucking book, or a fucking link to the fucking source of the information, something to corroborate it would be nice. The fucking PDF lacked any fucking thing except a link to the ENTIRE FUCKING THREAD.

      Like I said, jackfuckingass, the PDF was useless. It may as well have said "this PDF is fucking useless, read the whole thread."

      You fucking dimwit.

    6. Re:Excellent by mfnickster · · Score: 1

      I think you made your point, but if you can't manage your anger then you have no business engaging in public discourse.

      Goodbye.

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      "Slow down, Cowboy! It has been 3 years, 7 months and 26 days since you last successfully posted a comment."
    7. Re:Excellent by Cranx · · Score: 1

      Well, how many fucking times do I have to point out how there was tons of information missing from the article, with no reference to back up any claims made except a link to this one giant thread, only to be told time and again that all that information is "somewhere in the thread?" If the author can't post references, they may as well not write the article at all, because while I can accept some simple facts on a stranger's word, I can't just accept their analysis when it appears 100% contrived. The article was crap. It might have been interesting to follow the thread as it was happening, but it's severely boring to wade through so much brainless drivel.

      What's scary is how many people DIDN'T read the thread, and just took the article at its word.

      That's about as useful as writing a how-to that says "to configure, search Google."

      Fucking useless.

    8. Re:Excellent by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I am not going to go dig through the entire SA thread to find references but I did read the entire thing and if you can accept it on my word. The escrow site had no way for the buyer to even make a payment. The escrow went down shortly after the buyer entered his info. The verisign popup DOES NOT COME FROM verisigns domain. It is a fake javascript popup that pretends to be from verisign. The SA 'Goons' verified that the Verisign popup was fake and spent a few messages talking about it deeper in the thread.

      You can get a copy of the archived fake escrow site here

      http://easynetworknyc.com/powerbook/

      The SA Goons also verified that the shipping address the seller ended up giving is listed on auctionblacklist.com as having defrauded two other people selling laptops.

      The thread also has an email to the seller from Ebay stating that the userid that the scammer made the transaction with was stolen.

      They did do their homework. There are several other pieces of evidence that it is a scam if you read the thread. Email Headers, WHOIS..etc...lots and lots of homework. Several people in the thread voiced concern that it might really be a legit transaction. The seller of the laptop stated that if it did turn out to be a legit transaction, he would send the laptop or possibly fly it out personally to the buyer and apologize. So there ya go..if you don't believe me then read the damn thing like everyone else has and form your own opinion. Don't just read two or three pages into it and form a crazy theory that it might have been a real transaction. It has already been done by several others in the original thread.

    9. Re:Excellent by Cranx · · Score: 1

      My final opinion is, the article did not give proper references, but instead expected the reader to take them on their word and trust in their analysis, but since so many people DID read the thread and back up their claims, I believe the article is probably accurate.

      Nevertheless, good references would have saved people some headaches. I didn't feel this particular headache so much, because at no time did I feel compelled to read the entire thread after I read the article. I read the article. I gave people headaches because I think it's juvenile to post articles which make summary judgements without any reference at all except for a big arrow saying "it's all in here...somewhere" and especially unhelpful for everyone who DID read or follow the thread to expect everyone else to as well.

      I have better things to do. Like rant at poorly written articles.

  131. Re:too long by 0racle · · Score: 1

    The problem that the laws against Mail Fraud is supposed to address is not that Customs might get a little more money, but people shipping broken valuables, declaring the value of them as something outrageous, and demanding compensation on the receiving end when a broken item arrives. Whether or not customs got more money isn't the problem, its that he lied on a government form for the purposes of defrauding. The fact that it wasn't a government or a company that was targeted changes nothing.

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  132. Re:too long by Alsee · · Score: 1

    The seller then got donations via paypal to pay the $180 for shipment.

    The story said $80 in shipping costs, but he got about $100 in donations.

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  133. Re:Assault != fighting... something very wrong her by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    It was a pretty common policy - my schools had it when I was a kid. (early 80's)

    In fact, they used to not only punish both the aggressor and the victim, but also anyone else in the area who "should have stopped the fight".

    They were big on collective punishment - if someone at a nearby lunchtable mouthed off at one of the lunch monitors, your lunch would be going into the trash along with the lunch of everyone else at an adjacent table.

  134. Farkdot? by serutan · · Score: 1

    This story was on Fark yesterday. The one about the WWII decoders was on Fark the day before yesterday. I'm not complaining, just wondering if maybe /. submission reviewing is bottlenecked?

  135. It's obvious this wasn't a real powerbook... by Queuetue · · Score: 1

    A) It is too cheap.
    B) The interface is too clean.
    C) The keyboard is too useable.
    D) The screen updates too quickly.

  136. Spoiled by the pictures! by PhilHibbs · · Score: 1

    The pictures of the fake iBook are the punchline, but they're all over the page that links to the pdf file, so the main joke fell a bit flat. It was the "other escrow transaction" that had me in stitches.

  137. Just called him by Choron · · Score: 1

    Just called that shop just for fun, the phone number for his shop (Jean Climax barbers!) can be found on the SA thread: Here Here it is if you have nothing else to do: (+44)2089059244

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  138. Re:Mail Fraud only applies to US Postal Service ma by cloudturtle · · Score: 1

    Actually i am pretty sure that using a private shipper (a la UPS or Fedex) is enough for federal jurisdiction if the package crosses state lines. The important part of the "mailing" in mail fraud is simply to act as a federal hook for jurisdiction. If it is mailed in the USPS then it doesn't have to cross state lines becuase federal jurisdiction arises from the use of a federal service.
    The interisting question that arises in these senarios is whether the use of a private shipper intrastate is enough to create federal jurisdiction. This is a question for another day.
    The point being that using a private shipper is enough for federal jurisdiction if it crosses state lines becuase of the commerce clause.
    As far as decency regulations go, i think this may be a first amendment issue (i'm in speculation mode here). The USPS as an entity has the right to say what it will and will not ship (to a certain degree like any corporation has the right). So the USPS (per congressional mandate) says it won't ship porn. This is ok. But congress has to jump though more hoops (1st amendment) to place the same restrictions on private shippers. Now this is speculation, and it all could be a urban legand. But i'm pretty sure that congress has more power to regulate the USPS than private shippers becuase USPS is a federal entity.

  139. Another thing occurs to me... by gillbates · · Score: 1

    What if the buyer was actually legitimate, but technically inept?

    Did it ever occur to anyone that the real scammer might not be the buyer, but rather, the phony escrow service, which has now taken the buyer for his $2100, plus the duty taxes on the laptop never delivered? If that's the case, then the seller could very easily convicted of fraud. Now that the seller has shipped a worthless piece of plastic, it would be very difficult for him to convince a jury that he wasn't the one running the phony escrow site, and duped an innocent foreign buyer.

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  140. In Other News... by gillbates · · Score: 1

    An Indiana man was indicted for fraud in an international sting operation today. The man advertised a powerbook for sale on eBay, but shipped a 3 ring binder to the buyer, instead of the computer. He is also charged with setting up fake escrow sites to dupe buyers into believing that their purchases were secured.

    The man claims he shipped a binder because he believed that the buyer was trying to scam him. He claims that the fraudulent WHOIS registration led him to believe that the buyer was a scammer; police, however, believe that the man set up the escrow site with fraudulent information so he could avoid prosecution.

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    1. Re:In Other News... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      oh hay that's pretty clever you should run a website or something

  141. You can speed up Acrobat Reader by Otto · · Score: 1

    Go find your acrobat reader folder off in the Program Files directory. You should see a "Plugins" folder and an "Optional" folder in there. Move everything in the plugins folder into the optional folder.

    Voila, instant speed. When Acrobat starts up, it pre-loads everything in the plugins folder. This is what causes the tremendous slowdown. If you move the plugins off into the optional folder, it's still all accessible, but it's only loaded on demand, when you're actually using it.

    It's a tremendous speedup for Acrobat.

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  142. Re:too long by Dun+Malg · · Score: 1
    The problem that the laws against Mail Fraud is supposed to address is not that Customs might get a little more money, but people shipping broken valuables, declaring the value of them as something outrageous, and demanding compensation on the receiving end when a broken item arrives. Whether or not customs got more money isn't the problem, its that he lied on a government form for the purposes of defrauding. The fact that it wasn't a government or a company that was targeted changes nothing.

    It's not fraud until he makes a claim of damages and tries to get compensation. "Overstating" the value is only an issue when you're trying to get a third party (e.g. insurance company) to pay.

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  143. Re:too long by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    what

  144. Re:too long by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    my teacher had the first p-p-powerbook

  145. Re:Assault != fighting...something very wrong here by Starrider · · Score: 1

    In fact, they used to not only punish both the aggressor and the victim, but also anyone else in the area who "should have stopped the fight".

    Now I know you are trolling, because students who try to break up a fight are guilty of fighting themselves. Only a school representative is allowed to break up a fight. Such a policy you claim to remember would bring utter chaos, turning a fight between two people into a mob brawl on the playground. Students would feel obligated to join in to "break up the fight" to avoid punishment. Any school district with this policy should rightfully be sued and have their administration replaced.

    Collective punishment is legal...to a point. Collective punishment has to be, by definition, less severe than individualized punishment. You can't suspend the assaulter and the asaultee and every witness. If the two persons fighting actively participated, ie, the one picked on fights back, then both can be suspended.

    You are claiming that the penalty for fighting and assault would carry over to every witness? That may be true in a private military academy, but not in a public school.

    And again, under such a system, a girl (or boy) who was sexually assaulted would be punished as well. Total nonsense. Such a school would be sued six ways from Sunday.

  146. Mail Fraud does only apply to USPS mail (w/link) by Starrider · · Score: 1

    The point being that using a private shipper is enough for federal jurisdiction if it crosses state lines becuase of the commerce clause.

    Actually that is NOT the question. Just because the Feds have technical jurisdiction, does NOT mean the Mail Fraud statues apply. The US Constitution grants powers of regulation, but that does not mean the government will excercise specific statutes over specific commerce.

    Here is a link defining mail fraud.

  147. self-defense... by Cryptnotic · · Score: 1

    The idea is that behind self-defense or going out of your way to help someone. Example, someone is going to shoot your daughter. You can shoot and kill that person and it's okay. Other example: A child playing in the street is going to be run over by a truck. You can jump into the street to save that child (jaywalking, but okay).

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  148. Re:Mail Fraud does only apply to USPS mail (w/link by cloudturtle · · Score: 1

    Actually that is NOT the answer.
    The government may not exercise jurisdiction over Puff the Magic Dragon if he crosses over state line but that has dick to do with whether the government HAS jurisdiction, which is what the whole question was.
    I don't even think in the way off world of waxing philosophicaly that anyone could come up with a reason for the federal governemnt to exercise jurisdiction here, but they do have jurisdiction.
    Oh, and to clarify. Just because the feds have techinical jurisdiction DOES mean that the mail fraud statutes apply. Your response makes no sense. Let me see, just becuase the mail statutes apply doesn't mean they apply?
    I think what you are looking for is a policy justification of why the government would not exercise thier jurisdiction here. There are many policy reasons (not the least of which is that this is so small as to be pointless to waste federal funds on) but the fact remains that the only way the government can exercise its power to prosecute is over "specific commerce" that violates "specific statutes" of "regulatoin".

  149. Re:Mail Fraud does only apply to USPS mail (w/link by Starrider · · Score: 1

    Read the statutes. The statutes only apply to USPS mail. What I said about federal government CAN make a law regulating UPS/Fedex, but that Mail Fraud Statutes only apply to USPS Mail is a fact. Did you even read the link?

    Or were you too lazy?

  150. Re:Mail Fraud does only apply to USPS mail (w/link by cloudturtle · · Score: 1
    Actually not too lazy, but i did not notice the link the first time. After reviewing the link i noticed that this is NOT 1341 but someone's interpertation of 1341. While agrument by authority is a nice fallacy it is also illadvised because it patently overlooks the ACTUAL language of the statute.

    And I quote " deposits ... any matter... to be sent or delivered by any private or commercial interstate carrier." See 18 USC 1341. Well i think that UPS/Fedex is a private or commercial interstate carrier which the mail statute CURRENTLY applies too.

    So did you bother googling the WHOLE statute,

    Or were you too lazy?

    For reference http://www4.law.cornell.edu/uscode/18/1341.html

  151. No Fraud here... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    In most countries, if the buyer did not like the goods delivered, he could always return it and claim a refund on his VAT/Tax/Duty. Of course, he would have to pay return shipping. All he needs to do is show original proof of incoming shippment (still on Fed-Ex), and fill out the proper forms, I would suspect.
    So, like everyone else, if the goods are not up to "spec", you can return them for "refund".
    The original scammer probably does not have the brains to figure this out....
    So, if you can return the goods, there is no fraud or scam....he got what he paid for, and if it does not perform to his specifications, he can return it. I'm sure Jeff would donate it to a worthy cause...