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  1. Re:Idea from Futurama on "Bear" Robot to Rescue Wounded Troops · · Score: 1

    Mom: "I should never have tried to tamper with that cute little QT McWhiskers."
    Farnsworth: "No, it was silly of me to object. One foot tall, eight feet, fifteen feet. What does it matter?"
    Mom: "You should see the new sixteen foot models."
    Farnsworth: "Sixteen feet?! Go to hell! I was a fool to think you'd changed, you old bat!"
    Mom: "Filthy toothless nerd bastard!"
    Farnsworth: "Damned she-fossil!"
    Mom: "Stink pig!"

  2. Re:This also just in.. on OMG WIRELESS EXTENSION CORDS!!! LOL!!! · · Score: 1

    GUARD #1: Are you suggesting toasters migrate?
    ARTHUR: Not at all, they could be carried.
    GUARD #1: What -- a swallow carrying a toaster?
    ARTHUR: It could grip it by the cord!
    GUARD #1: It's not a question of where he grips it! It's a simple question of weight ratios! A five ounce bird could not carry a 1 pound toaster.

  3. The Zerg? on This Week's Government Cyborg Animal · · Score: 2, Informative

    "Larva are spawned by Zerg Hives and carry within them the entire Zerg genetic code. At a command of the Overmind, they may pupate into an egg stage, and then transform themselves into any Zerg breed as along as the local conditions are right (there are adequate resources to nourish the pupating larva, etc.). By themselves, Larva show little intelligence and no free will..." Perfect cronyism.

  4. Re:Free (as in beer and speech) mobile distributio on Linux Finds Its Way to More Handheld Devices · · Score: 1

    (I do know that OpenBSD runs on the PalmOne Treo 600)? That section of TuxMobile is a bit misleading. In this case, they mean that you could use the phone as a modem with a laptop running OpenBSD.

  5. Re:Those pictures have got to be in the wrong orde on A Strange Streak Imaged in Australia · · Score: 3, Informative

    Yes, those pictures are out of order. Check the time stamp on the pictures.