I heard they were going to have an outdoor celebration of the success of their Last Minute Action Objective meeting regarding the license plate fiasco by burning all the license plates. I think they were calling it the LMAOWTFBBQ.
Simple. Ask for a credit card and then charge a dollar to it. Call the charge "Age Verification". Then refund the charge in 28 days. If some kid steals his Dad's cc then the Dad is going to see the charge on the bill and start asking questions.
I may be more disorganized than most, but how many people would actually notice a $1 charge? What would be better would be to have the charge come from "DISCOUNT HOOKERS" or something, and then let Mom find it, because you know she will. Not only does this solve the problem, but it causes a little harmless excitement in their lives. Or a divorce. Whichever.
It has been my experience that if you are using a cracked / Volume / Corporate version of Windows, you know it, you ignore the messages, you wait for a crack
Yeah but what about all the people using cracked versions that don't know it. I imagine there's a TON. How many times do you install XP for a friend or something, and instead of telling them they need to cough up $XXX for an intangible license, you just install the cracked version.
Sure the user is using illegal software, but you can really blame them when they genuinely have no idea?
Well, I'm off to eat Food 2.0 now and after that I'm going to Take A Dump 2.0
Am I the only one who's getting tired of this trend of tagging on 2.0 to everything? It's stupid. Searching is still essentially the same way as before, it's not like a magic robot comes out of the screen or anything
Maybe they should create a monster named Santorum that will unleash a frothy mixure of lube and fecal matter upon the players that choose to have a gay marriage
Wait, are we trying to scare them, or egg them on?
Saying 'I'm part of a continuing investigation that uses observation, hypothesis testing, measurement, experimentation, logical argument and theory building to lead to more adequate explanations of natural phenomena' will be a pussy magnet line when she asks what you do for a living.
People willingly pay three times as much to reduce a a six- or seven-step process that requires attention to throwing a bag in a microwave, hitting a few buttons, then chowing down.
A few buttons?? My microwave has one button to do it...beat that!
Now it's obvious: Slashdot submission approvers (staff "authors" who vet the submission queue, to approve stories for publication) just read the text, and decide whether the story is interesting.
No good... I've used IM logs of past conversations with gals before, and it never works.
What's worse is if they discover your logs and find the evidence of your bitching about her to your friends. I never keep IM logs because I say plenty of stuff that would be very incriminating against me if found by the wrong person.
What tips does Slashdot have for finding organizations who are willing to let students get involved with sensitive security procedures and cases?
In this market you might try the nearest mall - everyone underestimates the danger and security issues involved in being a mall cop. Plus, who wouldn't want to drive around a parking lot in a geo with yellow lights...
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I heard they were going to have an outdoor celebration of the success of their Last Minute Action Objective meeting regarding the license plate fiasco by burning all the license plates. I think they were calling it the LMAOWTFBBQ.
I may be more disorganized than most, but how many people would actually notice a $1 charge? What would be better would be to have the charge come from "DISCOUNT HOOKERS" or something, and then let Mom find it, because you know she will. Not only does this solve the problem, but it causes a little harmless excitement in their lives. Or a divorce. Whichever.
Yeah but what about all the people using cracked versions that don't know it. I imagine there's a TON. How many times do you install XP for a friend or something, and instead of telling them they need to cough up $XXX for an intangible license, you just install the cracked version.
Sure the user is using illegal software, but you can really blame them when they genuinely have no idea?
Well, I'm off to eat Food 2.0 now and after that I'm going to Take A Dump 2.0
Am I the only one who's getting tired of this trend of tagging on 2.0 to everything? It's stupid. Searching is still essentially the same way as before, it's not like a magic robot comes out of the screen or anything
iAgree
Maybe they should create a monster named Santorum that will unleash a frothy mixure of lube and fecal matter upon the players that choose to have a gay marriage
Wait, are we trying to scare them, or egg them on?
And, like it or not, 60-70% of the South Carolina public is against negroes being in the same movie theaters as whites.
Well it only makes sense...if they're not wearing bright clothing or smiling, you'll trip over them.
That "story" is ridiculously short.
hehe and I still didn't read it....suckers.
If you'd R'd TFC then you would know
W't TF??
In my experience, you may find this book helpful.
Hmm, I guess this will have it's uses...
They actually did have that, but the programmer made a typo and put in an extra 0 or two when setting the big_number field.
BAM!? What... you walk into a tree?
I think it's actually:
BAM!....herpes.
Saying 'I'm part of a continuing investigation that uses observation, hypothesis testing, measurement, experimentation, logical argument and theory building to lead to more adequate explanations of natural phenomena' will be a pussy magnet line when she asks what you do for a living.
Right, cuz "I live with my mom" is way better...
Being a liberal, non-Christian Oklahoman
You mean, "Being the liberal, non-Christian Oklahoman"
Hahaha, Hey Penix, what's your wife's name? Vagina Coastguard?
People willingly pay three times as much to reduce a a six- or seven-step process that requires attention to throwing a bag in a microwave, hitting a few buttons, then chowing down.
A few buttons?? My microwave has one button to do it...beat that!
Sergei: We can rebuild him. We have the technology.
....but I don't want to spend a lot of money.
Real programmers do not use them. Code works fine the first time. You have "bugs" in your code???
Yeah, exactly. My code always works fine the first time, and has plenty of undocumented "features" to boot.
I am collecting opinions and stats via a short questionnaire. Thanks.
No...no this is not right at all. I already got tricked into giving out my personal info in exchange for a candy bar...no more surveys for me.
Wait, are there movie passes being given away?
Now it's obvious: Slashdot submission approvers (staff "authors" who vet the submission queue, to approve stories for publication) just read the text, and decide whether the story is interesting.
I'd argue that:
Programming Contest: Efficient Editor Usage (30 comments)
Open Species Database Breaks Half-Million Mark (24 comments)
Polygraph E-Book at Issue in Federal Civil Suit (34 comments)
I'm basing interest level on the number of comments.
Or one of my personal favorites:
The sixth sheik's sixth sheep's sick.
He has Obsessive Comma Disorder, you insensitive clod!
No good... I've used IM logs of past conversations with gals before, and it never works.
What's worse is if they discover your logs and find the evidence of your bitching about her to your friends. I never keep IM logs because I say plenty of stuff that would be very incriminating against me if found by the wrong person.
Does any one else's firefox 1.0 crash WAY more than their 1.0PR version?
This has some info on that from a while back.
What tips does Slashdot have for finding organizations who are willing to let students get involved with sensitive security procedures and cases?
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In this market you might try the nearest mall - everyone underestimates the danger and security issues involved in being a mall cop. Plus, who wouldn't want to drive around a parking lot in a geo with yellow lights...
Yeah, neither would I