User: birdwax2k

Re:Ow! the pain!

On: Dutch Parliament Reverses Software Patent Vote

So it sounds like they are voting against trying to keep software patents out of Europe. We want software patents in EU? So they want to keep software patents in EU? wtf...who wrote this?

Obviously we want no software problems, just look at all of the problems they have created in America...

Privacy not that important

On: Delta Air Invests $25 Million in RFID for Luggage

I don't care if they know where my suitcase is, just as long as they don't know there is a dead hooker in it.

remember, what happens in vegas, stays in vegas.

pr0n

On: A Parent's Guide To Linux Web Filtering

Can you have multipe settings? So my child can view everything but porn, and I can set it so all I get is JUST porn? Isn't that what the internet is for?

Just wondering...

Horses?

On: Cassini-Huygens Saturn Orbit Insertion Imminent

...this mission has plenty enough horses to run the stretch with plenty-o-pep to spare.

Lets hope none of them are named Smarty Jones...

T-Rex breath

On: Ever Smell T-Rex's Breath?

Supposedly it smells a lot like T-Rex ass.