GNAA Announces Launch Of GNAA Europe GNAA Announces Launch Of GNAA Europe
London, England - Top GNAA officials have confirmed the long-rumored launch of
the company's new European division, putting to rest myths that the
organization had reached stagnancy in its membership.
The announcement came on the heels of the 2nd quarter membership and financial
report of GNAA, Inc, which had reported a 15% decline in new memberships, down
from 250,000 in the previous quarter. Investor confidence in the public
company's stock dropped shortly afterwards, amid rumors of corruption and poor
management in the highest levels of GNAA.
"The launch of GNAA Europe should put to rest these myths, as well as open up
an entirely new market," announced GNAA spokesman penisbird, speaking from the
new GNAA Europe headquarters recently constructed in downtown London. "For
years, statistics have shown that Europe, with its generally more liberal
atmosphere than that of the United States, contains a higher percentage of gay
niggers. As GNAA membership places stringent standards on both the race and
sexual orientation of its applicants, a higher percentage of potential
candidates can only work to our advantage. From our consumer polls and
surveys, we expect to accept nearly 10,000 members into GNAA Europe in the
first week alone."
The new GNAA Europe headquarters, described as one of the most technologically
advanced and nigger-friendly corporate headquarters ever built, is a sure
indicator of GNAA's current success. With its lavish outside garden, complete
with African sculpture from renowned sculptor Gary Niger, as well as its grand
lobby featuring a 3-story ceiling and ornate gold decorations, the building has
attracted much attention from tourists and local residents alike. Even more
impressive is that which is not seen by the casual visitor: the specially
constructed "pleasure centers," accesible only to GNAA members, allow for
extravagent orgies with more than 100 participants each. Located on the upper
floors of the building, they provide food, entertainment, and bedding for
orgy-goers, as well as a wide selection of sex toys, including whips, chains,
lube, dildos, gloryhole booths, and even a sample of GNAA's mysterious new
pleasure-enhancing drug, code-named "NIGGERSEED."
Since its inception in 1992, GNAA, the Gay Nigger Association of America, has
been dedicated to uniting gay niggers for one common purpose: to be gay
niggers. Its rapid growth after its IPO showed strong public interest in the
endeavor, which is the first of its kind. More recently, GNAA has posted
profits in excess of $500 million every quarter in the last 4 years, placing it
among the most profitable of organization of its kind.
About GNAA: GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) is the first
organization which gathers GAY NIGGERS from all over America and abroad for one
common goal - being GAY NIGGERS.
If you answered "Yes" to all of the above questions, then GNAA (GAY NIGGER
ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) might be exactly what you've been looking for!
Join GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) today, and enjoy
all the benefits of being a full-time GNAA member. GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) is the fastest-growing
GAY NIGGER community with THOUSANDS of members all over United States of
America and the World! You, too, can be a part of GNAA if you join
today!
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The brutal slayings of Paul Johnson, the young Jew Nick Berg, and local
Starcraft champion Kim Sun-il, only serve to exemplify that while so-called
moderates preach Islam as a religion of peace, normal god-fearing citizens are
not blind to the brutal truth, Islam wants to lop off your shit liberally. "But these poor bastards were working abroad!" you cry, your several
chins flailing wildly as a mixture of spittle and congealed fat sprays from
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How may we counter this? How can we protect our terrified brothers, sisters,
and lovers from this reprehensible neck decimating towelhead menace? The answer
is simple you wretched cretins, as of the 19th of June, award winning self-help
group the Gay Nigger Association of America begins the sale of Decapitation
Insurance to all American, Korean, and British citizens and expatriates not
willing to contribute to Wil Wheatons latest marathon masturbation session.
But rather than provide this service to the select few, the GNAA understands
that your menial jobs are now being performed for one tenth of the cost by an
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But don't just take our word for it, GNAA sponsored clairvoyant Madame Jank
DuTouche has contacted Paul Johnsons head from beyond the ethereal veil of
death to bring you this recommendation: "The moons axis over Jupiter brings it into allignment with the
constellation Orion and the Planet Anus. After inhaling several ounces of
crack, I followed this up with my tarot reading of 'The Jester', 'Death',
'Captain B Dick', '4 swords' and a 'double headed anal dildo'.
This told me but one thing, Paul Johnson endorses the Gay Nigger Association of
Americas drive for a gay and Decapitation free universe."
Not to be outdone, Kim Sun-il's head released the following statement
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GNAA Announces Launch Of GNAA Europe
London, England - Top GNAA officials have confirmed the long-rumored launch of the company's new European division, putting to rest myths that the organization had reached stagnancy in its membership.
The announcement came on the heels of the 2nd quarter membership and financial report of GNAA, Inc, which had reported a 15% decline in new memberships, down from 250,000 in the previous quarter. Investor confidence in the public company's stock dropped shortly afterwards, amid rumors of corruption and poor management in the highest levels of GNAA.
"The launch of GNAA Europe should put to rest these myths, as well as open up an entirely new market," announced GNAA spokesman penisbird, speaking from the new GNAA Europe headquarters recently constructed in downtown London. "For years, statistics have shown that Europe, with its generally more liberal atmosphere than that of the United States, contains a higher percentage of gay niggers. As GNAA membership places stringent standards on both the race and sexual orientation of its applicants, a higher percentage of potential candidates can only work to our advantage. From our consumer polls and surveys, we expect to accept nearly 10,000 members into GNAA Europe in the first week alone."
The new GNAA Europe headquarters, described as one of the most technologically advanced and nigger-friendly corporate headquarters ever built, is a sure indicator of GNAA's current success. With its lavish outside garden, complete with African sculpture from renowned sculptor Gary Niger, as well as its grand lobby featuring a 3-story ceiling and ornate gold decorations, the building has attracted much attention from tourists and local residents alike. Even more impressive is that which is not seen by the casual visitor: the specially constructed "pleasure centers," accesible only to GNAA members, allow for extravagent orgies with more than 100 participants each. Located on the upper floors of the building, they provide food, entertainment, and bedding for orgy-goers, as well as a wide selection of sex toys, including whips, chains, lube, dildos, gloryhole booths, and even a sample of GNAA's mysterious new pleasure-enhancing drug, code-named "NIGGERSEED."
Since its inception in 1992, GNAA, the Gay Nigger Association of America, has been dedicated to uniting gay niggers for one common purpose: to be gay niggers. Its rapid growth after its IPO showed strong public interest in the endeavor, which is the first of its kind. More recently, GNAA has posted profits in excess of $500 million every quarter in the last 4 years, placing it among the most profitable of organization of its kind.
About GNAA:
GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) is the first organization which gathers GAY NIGGERS from all over America and abroad for one common goal - being GAY NIGGERS.
Are you GAY ?
Are you a NIGGER ?
Are you a GAY NIGGER ?
If you answered "Yes" to all of the above questions, then GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) might be exactly what you've been looking for!
Join GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) today, and enjoy all the benefits of being a full-time GNAA member.
GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) is the fastest-growing GAY NIGGER community with THOUSANDS of members all over United States of America and the World! You, too, can be a part of GNAA if you join today!
Why not? It's quick and easy - only 3 simple steps!
Zeikfried - Reuters, Saudi Arabia
The brutal slayings of Paul Johnson, the young Jew Nick Berg, and local Starcraft champion Kim Sun-il, only serve to exemplify that while so-called moderates preach Islam as a religion of peace, normal god-fearing citizens are not blind to the brutal truth, Islam wants to lop off your shit liberally.
"But these poor bastards were working abroad!" you cry, your several chins flailing wildly as a mixture of spittle and congealed fat sprays from your blackened lips like a gaijin Tubgirl. But you couldn't be more wrong, Gay Nigger studies indicate the muslims are, in fact, stealing your land, woman, and anal virginity before your very eyes. The situation is indeed dire, as indicated by a recent #GNAA straw poll showing that your average Joe Negro is a mere 58 metres away from a filthy sand nigger, ready willing and able to decapitate you and encode your fate into a shitty
How may we counter this? How can we protect our terrified brothers, sisters, and lovers from this reprehensible neck decimating towelhead menace? The answer is simple you wretched cretins, as of the 19th of June, award winning self-help group the Gay Nigger Association of America begins the sale of Decapitation Insurance to all American, Korean, and British citizens and expatriates not willing to contribute to Wil Wheatons latest marathon masturbation session.
But rather than provide this service to the select few, the GNAA understands that your menial jobs are now being performed for one tenth of the cost by an equally skilled Indian, so we have provided a range of contracts scaled to suit your needs.
But don't just take our word for it, GNAA sponsored clairvoyant Madame Jank DuTouche has contacted Paul Johnsons head from beyond the ethereal veil of death to bring you this recommendation:
"The moons axis over Jupiter brings it into allignment with the constellation Orion and the Planet Anus. After inhaling several ounces of crack, I followed this up with my tarot reading of 'The Jester', 'Death', 'Captain B Dick', '4 swords' and a 'double headed anal dildo'. This told me but one thing, Paul Johnson endorses the Gay Nigger Association of Americas drive for a gay and Decapitation free universe."
Not to be outdone, Kim Sun-il's head released the following statement