User: 00zero

Re:silly question

On: Ethernet at 10 Gbps

I knew I should have read the documentation.
Do jeh! Xie xie!

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Re:silly question

On: Ethernet at 10 Gbps

I now apparently advocate extremely dynamic spelling schemes.

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silly question

On: Ethernet at 10 Gbps

10 Gb is rediculous. 640K should be enough for anyone.

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21st century

On: By Road and Rail?

Flight and tunneling would be nicer.

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possible solutions

On: GPS Coke Can X-Rayed

so then... next time maybe don't x-ray your coke?

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mistaken premise

On: The Future of the Software Industry

I think the op-ed partially misses the point.

The slowdown in certain areas of the software industry is equivalent to what one would expect in any industry in which large majorities of the potential consumer base have been reached.

This is aspect is not software specific- Starbucks will not increase its size by multiple stores a day forever. They can still make lots of coffee until the sun explodes, but the rate of growth must decline, as must business specific to the expansion itself. Microsoft's dividend, by itself, is not indicative of decline so much as reduced anticipated rate of growth.

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competing technology

On: AT&T to Leave Residential Business

The shift toward exclusive cellphone use has been eroding the landline market for several years now.

The number of US landline phones declined by 5 million since 2000, while 7.5 million people overall have made the switch to exclusive cellphone use in the US.
Some Stats

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posting at its best

On: New Numbers on Linux Market Share Soon

Another preemptive quasi-dupe! Good show!
There will be Hawking news
Hawking news

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Re:pay me $10k...

On: British Authorities Nail Online Blackmailers

So can I order a hit on my sig for free?

Corporate Claims

On: EC Approves Unconditionally Sony-BMG Merger

BMG's take on the merger:
Original press release
FAQ

Sony's press release:
same as above

Straight from the horses' mouths

On: Storing Data In Cow Guts?

The companies are light on details, but this is how they describe their work.

Nanochip, Inc.
Tech overview

Nanomagnetics
Tech solution description

Zettacore
Tech descritption

Give credit where credit is do

On: DoJ - Making Data Public Would 'Crash System'

Homework that eats itself? That's at least college level material.