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GPS Coke Can X-Rayed

carbolic writes "WiFi-Toys.com and Engadget have posted a link to X-ray images of the GPS Coke can that has security people all up in arms. The GPS Coke can looks a little bit like an IED (improvised explosive device). The PDF file posted on security company Blackwater USA's site shows several views of the can and compares it to an IED. And for thoroughness, the PDF shows a regular can of Coke X-rayed, too."

291 comments

  1. dirty bomb by crazyray · · Score: 4, Informative

    it may be tinfoil-hat'ist, but couldnt a coke can be a miniture http://www.dirtybombdetector.com/ dirty coke bomb?

    1. Re:dirty bomb by mooniejohnson · · Score: 5, Funny

      Oh, you mean Diet Coke? There's a "dirty bomb" if ever I drank one...

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    2. Re:dirty bomb by crazyray · · Score: 1

      the comment was not flamebait, please check the link I included and mod appropiately

    3. Re:dirty bomb by Bi()hazard · · Score: 4, Funny

      Anyone who takes a look at the PDF will see there's little room for confusion between the can and the example explosives. The explosives, packed with explosive charge, contain material throughout the can, but the GPS Cokes are hollow. Actually I'm disappointed, you win the contest and you don't even get to drink a coke? sheesh.

      The controversy over GPS Cokes is just another example of our society's terror complex. It bears all the hallmarks of an unhealthy obsession that would lead an individual to a psychiatrist-not that I'd know about those-but these sorts of things tend to catch on at the societal level, as history shows us. Even though there has not been a major terrorist attack on US soil since 2001, a handful of cans of coke that could potentially look suspicious create a national spectacle. These things supposedly look like IUD's? What's the worst that could happen if an IUD ends up in the wrong place? Only minor bloodshed. Compare it to what happens in our automobiles every night. Look at the statistics sometime, and you'll realize psychology is the primary factor here-what matters is what you think about, not what actually is.

      Oh yes, that's right, the worst is as follows: The lucky contest winner has his can confiscated and destroyed as a potential IUD. He spends the night, and possibly several more nights until a court date, in a holding cell. The surrounding building is shut down, potentially paralyzing traffic in a major city in the middle of rush hour. (Yes that has happened, read down to see another poster's link about a suitcase getting lost and being "suspicous") This kind of thing has become routine, even expected in modern society. Nobody considers it an outrage when excessive measures are taken to combat an imaginary problem at great expense to society.

      We live in times when the world's most powerful nation is obsessed with the potential threat of an IUD. Are the IUD scare mongers the same ones that can't get over the horror of gay marriage and want to amend the constitution over it? They can't even accept the existence of birth control. The IUD and other "dire threats" like it have become a political tool used to manipulate the masses. You might hope that Kerry takes the election, simply so that we won't have the existing administration playing the terror card on every single issue as they have proven so fond of doing. An actual encounter with something containing an IUD might be shocking to most slashdotters, but think about why-you've never seen anything that could contain IUD. The odds are infinitesimal. Considering how little actual terrorism has been occurring in the US, clearly it's time to put things in perspective. A pragmatic foreign policy combined with old-fashioned enforcement of existing peacetime laws will be sufficient to keep order. Overreaction, fear, and excessive measures will paralyze the country, damage the economy, reduce consumer confidence, and most important of all, take a painful toll on individual Americans. This is the country of the individual, is it not?

      I'm not using an IUD. I never intend to, and I'm not going to live in fear of the consequences of IUD's. I for one refuse to live in fear of amenorrhea, irregular bleeding, cramping, partially expelled strings, and other side effects that can occur with progestin-releasing IUDs, which can be considered a frightening biological weapon. It's only frightening if you don't realize that you're a billion times more likely to die of a heart attack than an IUD.

    4. Re:dirty bomb by Tony+Hoyle · · Score: 0, Redundant

      IUD is Intrauterine Device . I really don't think you meant that :)

      Anyway, who would put a GPS in a coke can? So you can tell where it is if you leave it on a bus???? Sounds like a stupid idea to me... nice geek project but I really don't see the point of comparing it to a bomb.

    5. Re:dirty bomb by bugbread · · Score: 1

      IUD is Intrauterine Device . I really don't think you meant that :)

      Original post:
      What's the worst that could happen if an IUD ends up in the wrong place? Only minor bloodshed.

      Are the IUD scare mongers the same ones that can't get over the horror of gay marriage and want to amend the constitution over it? They can't even accept the existence of birth control.

      An actual encounter with something containing an IUD might be shocking to most slashdotters, but think about why-you've never seen anything that could contain IUD.

      I'm not using an IUD. I never intend to, and I'm not going to live in fear of the consequences of IUD's. I for one refuse to live in fear of amenorrhea, irregular bleeding, cramping, partially expelled strings, and other side effects that can occur with progestin-releasing IUDs, which can be considered a frightening biological weapon.


      No, he means exactly that, he's just subtle, and the mods didn't get the joke.

    6. Re:dirty bomb by orthogonal · · Score: 5, Informative

      I'm not using an IUD. I never intend to, and I'm not going to live in fear of the consequences of IUD's. I for one refuse to live in fear of amenorrhea, irregular bleeding, cramping, partially expelled strings, and other side effects that can occur with progestin-releasing IUDs, which can be considered a frightening biological weapon. It's only frightening if you don't realize that you're a billion times more likely to die of a heart attack than an IUD.

      I'm not usually one to feed the trolls, but yours was brilliantly subtle.

      One question: did the article originally use the acronym "IUD" (intrauterine device), later corrected to "IED" (improvised explosive device) -- and thus your post was a satire on the Slashdot editors -- or did you just count on moderators not noticing the difference?

      Until I read your last paragraph, I wasn't even quite sure you hadn't made the mistake and had merely coincidently written descriptions that could apply either to IUDs or IEDs (the best of course, "An actual encounter with something containing an IUD [for those who modded the parent "Interesting": IUDs are "contained" in vaginas, or, more generally, sexually active women, so this is a slam at the stereotypical Slashdot geek] might be shocking to most slashdotters, but think about why-you've [sic] never seen anything that could contain IUD."

      Admittedly, you did throw in a pretty obvious clue "They can't even accept the existence of birth control. The IUD and other "dire threats" like it have become a political tool used to manipulate the masses"" but one that could be conceivably seen as a Lefty Slashdotter extending (legitimately, in my eyes) a critique of the Bush administration.

      Again, most trolls are a waste of time and earn their down mods, but this construction definitely deserves +5 Funny -- but not +4 Interesting (2 "Interesting"s, one Funny), which it was when I read it.

    7. Re:dirty bomb by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      > you win the contest and you don't even get to drink a coke?

      That's the prize. Set by dentists, y'know. ;)

      And congratulations on the rest of the post...

    8. Re:dirty bomb by bagel2ooo · · Score: 2, Insightful

      The sad thing is that all these giving into fears and rampant paranoia sound exactly like things that terrorists and terrorist acts are meant to instill. Kind of a shame that such a large group of the populace ended up going right into the main plan of terrorism. In a manner, they are supporting it with near the amount (if not the vehemence) of those that contribute directly.

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    9. Re:dirty bomb by jeaton · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Actually I'm disappointed, you win the contest and you don't even get to drink a coke? sheesh.


      A few years back, the local Dr. Pepper bottler had a contest where you could randomly win a Dr. Pepper t-shirt if you bought a can of Dr. Pepper from a vending machine. Some random cans in machines were replaced with identical-sized cans that contained a t-shirt, and 50 cents (presumably so that you could buy a real can of Dr Pepper).

      The part where they screwed up is that instead of including two quarters, they gave you a half dollar coin. The machines were unable to take a half dollar, so now you were left with a t-shirt and a 50-cent piece, and nothing to drink. Oops.
    10. Re:dirty bomb by pjt33 · · Score: 1
      Anyway, who would put a GPS in a coke can?
      Coca-cola have, as part of a promotion. There's been at least one /. story about it .
    11. Re:dirty bomb by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0


      the parent was talking about a dirty bomb aka a IUD
      Improvised Uranianium Device

      its amusing that you think its a troll through a single abbreviation, perhaps YOU are the troll looking for the argument ?

    12. Re:dirty bomb by nimid · · Score: 1

      We live in times when the world's most powerful nation is obsessed with the potential threat of an IUD.

      They can't even accept the existence of birth control. The IUD and other "dire threats" like it have become a political tool used to manipulate the masses.

      I'm not using an IUD. I never intend to, and I'm not going to live in fear of the consequences of IUD's. I for one refuse to live in fear of amenorrhea, irregular bleeding, cramping, partially expelled strings, and other side effects that can occur with progestin-releasing IUDs, which can be considered a frightening biological weapon.


      Dude, are you thinking IED (Improvised Explosive Device) or are you thinking IUD (Intra Uterine Device)?

      One kills you and the other prevents pregnancy...

      But on a more serious note, the scares aren't necessarily caused by the population. It's known that fear increases consumption, except in this case where Coke sales might be falling!

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    13. Re:dirty bomb by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I see some mods didn't read the last paragraph of your post.

    14. Re:dirty bomb by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      IUD or IED?
      Who the hell moderated this troll +5 interesting? You are having your chains pulled, suckers if you don't know the difference between a progestin releasing IUD and an IED. :)))))

    15. Re:dirty bomb by op00to · · Score: 1

      Re:dirty bomb (Score:3, Moderators Totally Clueless)

      Just use the pill!

    16. Re:dirty bomb by catenos · · Score: 1

      the parent was talking about a dirty bomb aka a IUD Improvised Uranianium Device

      its amusing that you think its a troll through a single abbreviation, perhaps YOU are the troll looking for the argument ?


      Yeah, sure. Read the original post again. Aside from several sexual allusions you missed, it would be the first time that uranium released progestin.

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    17. Re:dirty bomb by Fooby · · Score: 2, Insightful
      [for those who modded the parent "Interesting": IUDs are "contained" in vaginas, or, more generally, sexually active women, so this is a slam at the stereotypical Slashdot geek]

      IUDs are placed inside the uterus, not the vagina, dumbass. That's why they're called "intrauterine devices." Sheesh, you're proving your own case about the sexual ignorance of slashdotters.

      Although I imagine placing an IUD in a woman's vagina would be very effective birth control, sex with a plastic contraction stuck in your vagina would be very discouraging for both parties involved.

    18. Re:dirty bomb by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Well, the second time, but the first doesn't count.

    19. Re:dirty bomb by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I think I may have to push the independent thought alarm button and have John Ashcroft come and get you.

    20. Re:dirty bomb by greulich · · Score: 1

      Actually, we are worried about one of these coming into our facilites because they contain a cell phone. If it started transmitting it might pick up classified discussions. There was never any discussion among our security people about them possibly being IED's.

    21. Re:dirty bomb by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Anyone who takes a look at the PDF will see there's little room for confusion between the can and the example explosives. The explosives, packed with explosive charge, contain material throughout the can, but the GPS Cokes are hollow.


      You are FOS. It is one thing to be shown two different pictures and be able to point out obvious differences. It is another thing altogether to see one suspicious picture and to determine with any degree of certainty whether it is safe or not. There is no one prototype for an IED. It can look like anything- an IED can be made to look like a GPS coke can.

      To put your money (or your life) where your mouth is, would you:

      1) Without ever having seen what a GPS coke can looks like determine whether one picture is a winning can or an IED?

      or

      2) If you had seen a picture of a GPS can but knowing that terrorists have also seen it and could build an IED to closely resemble a GPS coke can, determine whether one picture is a winning can or an IED.

      Once again, any monkey can point out difference between two pictures- that is why childrens books have two similar but different pictures to amuse them for hours (not to imply that children are monkeys BTW). It is another thing altogether to make life or death decisions when shown one picture on the fly.
    22. Re:dirty bomb by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      actually birth control kills more people than IEDs could ever do.

    23. Re:dirty bomb by dmd · · Score: 1

      Brilliant!

      - dmd, #404

    24. Re:dirty bomb by Grax · · Score: 1

      Should you be more worried about the Coke version showing up in your facilities or the one built by enemies wanting to listen in on classified discussions that might not have advertised their version with a national advertising campaign?

      And what if they aren't polite enough to use a coke can? What if they use a bagel instead? Or a shoe (now that would be the Smart thing to do)

    25. Re:dirty bomb by FLEB · · Score: 1

      Actually, I imagine both would do a good job of preventing pregnancy.

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    26. Re:dirty bomb by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The IED device shown is actually a fake device from the TSA specifically made to look similar to the GPS Coke can in order to justify the hysteria.

    27. Re:dirty bomb by geekoid · · Score: 1

      I thought it wsa pretty funny, and not a troll. there is a difference

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    28. Re:dirty bomb by earthforce_1 · · Score: 1

      How times have changed:
      When you say IUD, I think of a birth control device.

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    29. Re:dirty bomb by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      sex with a plastic contraction stuck in your vagina would be very discouraging

      I think that you meant "contraption", although I suppose that some joke could be mad about a "plastic contraction" during sex.

    30. Re:dirty bomb by jbridge21 · · Score: 1

      ahahahaha, you're worried about something accidentally radioing classified speech out of your facility? why are you conducting classified speech in a facility without RF shielding? c'mon, man.

  2. IED? by eidechse · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Is this actual demolition/weapons/forensic lingo or is this just supposed to sound 'informed'?

    1. Re:IED? by Alcohol+Fueled · · Score: 5, Informative

      Yep, its actual demolition lingo. IED stands for Improvised Explosive Device. :)

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    2. Re:IED? by Feztaa · · Score: 1

      Nah, it's just ISF (improved slashdot fodder).

    3. Re:IED? by Zorilla · · Score: 2, Informative

      Well, being in the military, IED is just one of many acronyms that get thrown around. We always hear about UXOs, ECPs, MOPP levels, NBCCD, GVOs, JS-List suits, MXS, LRS, AMXS, 2PamCl, CMSAF, MCPON, AWACS, LMRs, LRMs, AFIs, MOS, AFSC, AOR, TRS, MTF, CJR, NCOIC, CGO, CWDE, BAH, BAS, CSC...

      You ever see that piece Andy Rooney did?

      (By the way, it stands for improvised explosive device)

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    4. Re:IED? by DrSkwid · · Score: 0, Offtopic


      All this jargon makes my head spin, what is this "Andy Rooney" of which you speak ?

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    5. Re:IED? by Rob+Simpson · · Score: 1

      Well, yeah, that's even in the submitted post - "GPS Coke can looks a little bit like an IED (improvised explosive device)" - the question was whether people who actually work in demolition/weapons/forensics use this acronym, or whether it's just been made up (recently, in the current war) for people to use to sound important.

    6. Re:IED? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yes actual lingo but only popular lately due to being used on the news all the time.

      If you want to appear smart, use "IED".

      If you actually *are* smart, just call it a bomb like you did before the Iraq war.

    7. Re:IED? by volteface · · Score: 5, Informative

      Well, here's the wiki entry for it. It's a real term. I don't know who it's used by (demolitions experts, etc.), but it wasn't made up on the spot. Whether or not it was recently coined, I don't know, but it wasn't just made up for people to "sound important".

    8. Re:IED? by gredman · · Score: 0

      This guy knows a thing or two about them.

    9. Re:IED? by SlashdotLemming · · Score: 2, Informative

      the question was whether people who actually work in demolition/weapons/forensics use this acronym, or whether it's just been made up (recently, in the current war) for people to use to sound important

      It's nothing new. Common use in the military (pre 9/11)

    10. Re:IED? by BasilBrush · · Score: 1

      Click through to the original PDA file that those images came from. It was an official document from a company that trains the security guys that run the xray machines at Airports etc. It was done with the cooperation of Coca-Cola. Or did you think a geek with access to an Xray machine just happened upon one of the winning cans?

    11. Re:IED? by Rosco+P.+Coltrane · · Score: 1

      It's nothing new. Common use in the military (pre 9/11)

      Why pre-9/11? What does it mean now? Iraqi-English Dictionary?

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    12. Re:IED? by Zebbers · · Score: 1

      They meant IUD, the security people really hate when people stop reproducing.

    13. Re:IED? by LostCluster · · Score: 1

      It's a security term that's existed for years. An Improvised Explosive Device is basically any homemade bomb that's put into the case of something harmless so that it just might slip by security.

      Basically, the problem here is that if a "winning" Coke can is brought to any security checkpoint of any kind, the X-Ray is going to show a battery and wires conencted kind haphazardly inside something labled as a Coca-Cola can but clearly has no soda... which are exactly the warning signs for an IED.

      So, what it comes down to is that if you bring a winning can to the airport, or anywhere else that your bag is going to be X-rayed to get in, you're going to get pulled aside because it looks like you may have a bomb in your bag. Nothing criminal about doing that on accident, but you run the risk of getting blamed for causing a few thousand people's flights being delayed.

    14. Re:IED? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Isn't a real Coke can an IED if you just shake it up enough?

    15. Re:IED? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      An Improvised Explosive Device is basically any homemade bomb that's put into the case of something harmless so that it just might slip by security.

      Wrong. An IED is *any* improvised explosive device. It does not necessarily have to be placed into an innocuous looking container to pass security. While IED are *often* placed in such containers this is not always the case.

    16. Re:IED? by Cramer · · Score: 1

      And just why the hell would you be trying to carry a case of Coke through the airport? It's instantly obvious the promo coke's are not a real can of coke, so knowingly carting the thing around in places where you know better (or should know better) will get you exactly what you deserve.

    17. Re:IED? by packrat0x · · Score: 1

      They refer to it as an IED because it sounds less threatening than "bomb".
      Which would you prefer to overhear:
      I found a bomb in this man's suitcase.
      or
      I found an IED in this woman's purse.

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    18. Re:IED? by nanospook · · Score: 1

      I developed CBT training software for Aviation Security training through the 90's and we had a number of courses referring to IED and a huge library of IED images that we built with our X-ray machines. Even if they have been exposed to the PDS document, the GPS coke can is really gonna be an issue with the screeners at the checkpoints because they simply can't take a chance that they have analyzed the image incorrectly. A passenger who sends one of these through a checkpoint can probably expect the kind of reaction one would get to passing in a can of shaving cream with electronics in it. Anyone know what current checkpoint reactions are to "bomb in a bag"? Drawn guns? Death by dismemberment :)

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  3. *Sigh* by Emperor+Tiberius · · Score: 5, Interesting

    Honestly. There are only a few hundred of these, and people are flipping out. Most of the things flying around are totally inaccurate. The cans come in a box, not your typical vending machine. So if companies are really security concious, they'll check employees with coke packs. Seriously though, how many people that work at those "high-level" (sic) facilities, bring 6/12 packs to work everyday.

    1. Re:*Sigh* by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I work at NASA you insensitive clod, and drink 18 cans of coke every day. In fact, the tail fin of the space shuttle was made almost entirely from my urine!

    2. Re:*Sigh* by deeblite · · Score: 1

      I wouldn't say people are flipping out at all. This isn't exactly far-fetched, after all. If the people at blackwaterusa.com can come up with the idea, people with less altruistic reasons for doing it can come up with the idea as well. And since you have to press a button to activate the GPS on the coke can to win the prize, people would be more likely to press the detonator on an improvised bomb.

    3. Re:*Sigh* by Lord+Kano · · Score: 1

      So if companies are really security concious, they'll check employees with coke packs. Seriously though, how many people that work at those "high-level" (sic) facilities, bring 6/12 packs to work everyday.

      It doesn't seem unreasonable to me that an employee might brown bag it and take a couple of cans of Coke in from home. One of those cans could very well be a "winner".

      LK

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    4. Re:*Sigh* by MrMickS · · Score: 1
      So you're going on a flight. You know you'll need a drink later on so you put a couple of cans of coke into your bag. Going through security the bag gets scanned.....

      Yes it's a small chance. The chance is there though and I for one wouldn't like to be in the position of having to explain it.

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    5. Re:*Sigh* by DerekLyons · · Score: 3, Informative
      The cans come in a box, not your typical vending machine. So if companies are really security concious, they'll check employees with coke packs. Seriously though, how many people that work at those "high-level" (sic) facilities, bring 6/12 packs to work everyday.
      Quite a few I'd imagine.

      When I was on SSBN 655, many folks would take a box or two of their favorite soda's to sea with them. (All we had for soda was fountain machines with generic (cola, lemon-lime, etc.) syrups. It's nice to have a taste of home when you are [mumble] feet under the North Alantic.) When I worked at TTF-Bangor, those of us in the Weapons Training Dept kept a refrigerator stocked with soda because that was cheaper than buying from the machine.
    6. Re:*Sigh* by BasilBrush · · Score: 1

      Take a look at the pictures. Anyone who transferred one of those cans from a 6/12 pack to a brown bag would have to be registered blind and with no sense of touch. Multiply that by the small chance of any particular person finding one, and it's not a possiblility worth considering.

    7. Re:*Sigh* by shird · · Score: 1

      if companies are really security concious, they'll check employees with coke packs

      I think the very fact that they will have to is what people are complaining about. Is a company supposed to stay abreast of every competition that every company does and keep tabs on what to look for and monitor for it etc..

      I dont think its particularly reasonable that a 'high-level' company has to change its security procedures everytime coke does a dodgy promotion. Sure, a coke can could contain a bomb or gps or whatever without the promotion, but without the promotion its a much safer bet that it wont, and security is all about risk & usability tradeoffs.

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    8. Re:*Sigh* by Registered+Coward+v2 · · Score: 1

      When I was on SSBN 655, many folks would take a box or two of their favorite soda's to sea with them. (All we had for soda was fountain machines with generic (cola, lemon-lime, etc.) syrups. It's nice to have a taste of home when you are [mumble] feet under the North Alantic.)

      That brings back memories - we had the real thing (tm), and to this day it still doesn't taste right without that hint of hydraulic fluid.

      SSBN 633 Blue

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    9. Re:*Sigh* by LaForce · · Score: 2, Insightful

      The chance is there though and I for one wouldn't like to be in the position of having to explain it.

      I agree entirely. I know that I'd be very embarrassed if I had to explain how I didn't notice the can I packed was made of plastic and had a big hole on the side with a button in it.

    10. Re:*Sigh* by dukeisgod · · Score: 1

      What the hell kind of geek are you? Caffeine is life, I always bring Coke or Mt. Dew to work with me.

    11. Re:*Sigh* by Cerebus · · Score: 2, Informative

      Seriously though, how many people that work at those "high-level" (sic) facilities, bring 6/12 packs to work everyday.


      A lot.

      Secure facilities are a pain in the butt to get in and out of, for obvious reasons. As a result, most facility personnel run snack bars inside the secured area. These snack bars buy supplies in bulk, usually from SAM's or Costco or similar big-box stores. Depending on size, these little co-ops can go through several hundred sodas per week.

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    12. Re:*Sigh* by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Seriously though, how many people that work at those "high-level" (sic) facilities

      I don't think (sic) means what you think it means.

    13. Re:*Sigh* by Jmstuckman · · Score: 1

      The cans come in a box, not your typical vending machine.

      We used to load many of our vending machines with drinks from regular 24-packs bought at stores that sell in bulk (GFS, Sam's Club, etc.) That might not have been the "official" way of doing it, but it avoids the hassle of going through a distributor. There's nothing magical about vending machines -- the Coke inside very well may have come from boxes that were on sale.

    14. Re:*Sigh* by SEWilco · · Score: 1
      It's also not that hard for security people to figure out what to do if they find one of these cans.

      "Please stand in that parking lot, press the button, and within 30 minutes we should easily be able to decide whether you bring inside your odd can or your new car."

      (Terrorist meeting: "So we'll give this guy a fake winning can, then give him a new car full of explosives...")

    15. Re:*Sigh* by SEWilco · · Score: 2
      When I was on SSBN 655...

      "Sir, now that the mission is over can we surface and activate my winning can to see if they're able to deliver my car within 30 minutes?"

    16. Re:*Sigh* by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Anyone who transferred one of those cans from a 6/12 pack to a brown bag would have to be registered blind and with no sense of touch.

      Or they could be in a hurry.

      Yet another possibility is that they extract it from the carton, could be well aware of what it is, and then decide "Hey, you know, it'd be great to take this to work and activate it there."

      Where would you rather receive a new SUV (provided you were lucky enough to win one) delivered by helicopter? Your house or your place of work?

    17. Re:*Sigh* by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I wouldn't be embarrassed at all. And furthermore if a security screener was so ignorant that they did not know of a nationally promoted contest by a major soft drink producer (Coca-Cola mind you, not Pedro's Piss-water produced only in Pasadena) I might just have to insist on their firing.

    18. Re:*Sigh* by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I think the very fact that they will have to is what people are complaining about. Is a company supposed to stay abreast of every competition that every company does and keep tabs on what to look for and monitor for it etc..

      Yes. Yes they are. If they don't keep informed about current events of every type then they're (pardon my French) fuckin' ignorant.

      I dont think its particularly reasonable that a 'high-level' company has to change its security procedures everytime coke does a dodgy promotion. Sure, a coke can could contain a bomb or gps or whatever without the promotion, but without the promotion its a much safer bet that it wont, and security is all about risk & usability tradeoffs.

      Dodgy? What the fuck is dodgy about this promotion? Sounds like you're one of them Pepsi drinking moonbats.

      A much safer bet a beverage can won't contain a bomb without the promotion? Are you living on the planet Stupid ruled by Darl McBride?

      Newsflash! If a 'high-level' company has been doing security screening and NOT screening beverage cans prior to the Coca-Cola contest then they need to do a serious evaluation of their security procedures.

    19. Re:*Sigh* by Ian+Peon · · Score: 1

      OK, now add to the fear - THESE COULD BE IN NUCLEAR SUBS!

      I was on DDG-56. We had coke cans too. We NEVER X-rayed them or any of the other stores we took aboard. If one of the winning cans showed up on our ship I seriously doubt it would cause a security scare.

      The bigger deal from a ship would be that it would transmit your (classified) exact position to a non-classified source. But within the metal of most of the ships I was on, it was impossible to get a cell signal - and few vending machines are installed on the weather decks - ESPECIALLY on a sub ;-)

    20. Re:*Sigh* by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Mod this guy up -- he hit it on the nose. Where I work our sys-admins make a run to Costco every couple days, and use any profits they make to help out their kids' schools. They're cheaper than a vending machine, and vending machines wouldn't be allowed in our facility anyway. And yes, getting in and out is a pain -- you've got no idea how much of a pain it is just to go to the head, which is only about 10m away from me if it weren't for walls and vaults and the like (so actually, I don't drink that much soda for just that reason).

    21. Re:*Sigh* by Cramer · · Score: 1

      And what makes you think the monkey loading the vending machine will not notice a plastic coke can? This is exactly why you will not find a promo can in a vending machine -- the human loading the machine will notice the abnormal "can".

    22. Re:*Sigh* by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      For what it is worth, I'm a government contractor, so I work in lots of classified areas. We received a memo at work, from the military, explaining that Coke cans are no longer allowed in any building housing a secure area. Too much risk of the "Coke Team" hearing the beacon and showing up unexpectedly.
      I doubt they really use a helicopter, as depicted in the commercial, but none of the military/security officials are comfortable with the idea of one showing up unexpectedly (and maybe getting shot down).
      In any case, it makes for an interesting story about what items are too risky for me to bring to work :)

    23. Re:*Sigh* by ergo98 · · Score: 1

      ...I'm a government contractor...Coke cans are no longer allowed...risk of the "Coke Team" hearing the beacon and showing up unexpectedly.

      It's an excellent safety measure - otherwise an international war could be triggered, unleashing the vast military caramel forces of the Coca-Cola corporation. The forces are spread too thin to deal with this right now.

  4. Re:GPS coke can? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    you do realize this is a contest and not some GPS device being sold.. you find this in your box of coke cans and you win a car or something.. sure the prize money could be spent on other things, but blame the coke company not america

  5. So? by arakon · · Score: 5, Insightful

    "It may look like a IED to a layman..."

    Um so? I imagine a lot of things could look like an explosive to a "Layman". Ever seen the inside of a CRT monitor or a TV? Imagine how much C4 you could hide in that.

    This is just plain silly.

    Are we moving to a society that fears anything that could potentially look like a bomb to an uneducated twit?

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    1. Re:So? by Alcohol+Fueled · · Score: 1

      "Are we moving to a society that fears anything that could potentially look like a bomb to an uneducated twit?"

      Yep. Seems like we are, especially since 9/11 and everyone being told that them ol' terrorists are going to strike us again, oh no! Its sad really, when even a Coke promotion has someone mentioning how some stupid fucking can looks like a bomb. Bleh.

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    2. Re:So? by DrSkwid · · Score: 1

      oh yes we are

      This week my local city center was gridlocked for over 2 hours because someone left their suitcase in the bus station, a not altogether unlikely occurence in a bus station.

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    3. Re:So? by gl4ss · · Score: 1

      a laptop is enough to 'hide' a leatherman too in xray..

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    4. Re:So? by zurab · · Score: 1
      Are we moving to a society that fears anything that could potentially look like a bomb to an uneducated twit?

      Umm... Yes.
    5. Re:So? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Wake up, amaerican politics have been fear based since the civil war. Nothing new to see here, it's just more blatant than most.

    6. Re:So? by Andy_R · · Score: 1

      "Are we moving to a society that fears anything that could potentially look like a bomb to an uneducated twit?"

      Yes!

      However, the important question is 'can bombs be made that look like these objects to an educated twit who runs the bomb detectors?'

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    7. Re:So? by ImaLamer · · Score: 1

      Ok, I'm a "layman" for this role...

      Problem, I have no x-ray device.

    8. Re:So? by KingSkippus · · Score: 1

      If I x-rayed a CRT and saw electronics inside, I probably wouldn't assume it's a bomb because I *expect* there to be electronics inside a CRT.

      But if I x-rayed something that's obviously NOT supposed to have electronics inside, like say, a can of Coke, and DID see electronics inside, I think that only an uneducated twit would NOT be suspicious, especially if the possessor of such a Coke can was trying to enter a high security area or a place like an airport where masses of people gather.

    9. Re:So? by julesh · · Score: 1

      OK. But, erm, so what if there are a few (and we're probably talking 1 or less) incidents where these incorrectly set off a security alarm. It's not like that would be the end of the world, or anything.

    10. Re:So? by julesh · · Score: 1

      My experience of Nottingham is that it's always gridlocked. You have the one-way traffic system from hell. It's as if somebody designed the city centre as a black hole -- you can get in, but you can't get out.

    11. Re:So? by DrSkwid · · Score: 1

      I don't know how long it is since you've been but there have been plenty of changes since the tram system arrived (sigh), I'm not convinved that the changes to the layout have made much difference.

      The city centre parking meters have been successful in cutting down a lot of casual traffic, which is great, I can usually drive in to and out of town to collect comething pretty swiftly since they got rid of the cars :)

      I'm all for public transport but it is useless if you need to *carry* things.

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    12. Re:So? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      which is why airport security are making you take laptops out the bag and scanning them.

    13. Re:So? by Paradise+Pete · · Score: 1
      Are we moving to a society that fears anything that could potentially look like a bomb to an uneducated twit?

      It's the educated twits that worry me.

    14. Re:So? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Are we moving to a society that fears anything that could potentially look like a bomb to an uneducated twit?

      You mean looks like a bomb to the above average airport security guard? Yes. Next question...

    15. Re:So? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Newsflash! Them "ol' terrorists" will strike us again. Count on it. It is just a matter of when, where, how, and what magnitude.

      They will eventually discover gaps in our security, penetrate them, and exploit them.

    16. Re:So? by Mr+Guy · · Score: 1

      Are you kidding? With the marketing power of coke? The real problem is when ONLY TSA workers turn in winning cans. "I er... got it from the store, also these other six"

    17. Re:So? by Una · · Score: 1

      "Are we moving to a society that fears anything that could potentially look like a bomb to an uneducated twit?"

      Yes.
      Yes we are.

      Back in 97, When I was in highschool, I brought one of my computer mice in to school.
      My intentions were to clean the rollers during my spare time in detention.
      As I was scraping off the crud, some twit in the back of the room screamed out "He's got a bomb!"
      The ex-army detention teacher heard this, evacuated the class, called the police, and I was arrested.

      After about 6 hours of questioning by the police, I assumed they figured it wasnt a bomb because I was released.
      Six months later I recieved a summons to appear in court on the charge of hoax bomb threat.
      I immediately contacted an attourney, and after a while, I was basically told even though I did nothing of the sort, it would have cost me upwards of $12,000 to defend myself.
      Not able to afford that in the least, I contacted another attourney who told me the same thing.
      My options were somehow get a loan for $12,000 so I could defend myself, or just $1,500 for the retainer, and plead no contest and get a year of probation.

      So, I'll just say it. I got fucked out of $1,500, and a year of my fucking life on probation because some dumb motherfucker thought my computer mouse was a bomb, and I couldnt afford my attourney defending me in a trial.

      You say we're moving to become a society of halfwits who cant tell the diffrence between a computer mouse and a bomb, I say we're allready there.

    18. Re:So? by sam1am · · Score: 1

      If this was in the US, don't you have the right to an attorney if you can't afford one?

    19. Re:So? by scottgfx · · Score: 1

      Well, if you were to try and take the TV through a airport checkpoint, you would be asked to turn on the TV and showed that it worked. They will soon have it, where if you brought a six-pack through an airport screening, you'll have to first open all of the cans to show that they actually contained soda. I don't see what the problem is.

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  6. Re:GPS coke can? by Alcohol+Fueled · · Score: 1

    America needs to sort out its priorities? Its just a company doing a promotion for its product, now matter how silly the promotion. Besides, its not like the GPS cans that were made could have cost a ton of money.

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  7. That helps a lot... by Cybershark302 · · Score: 2, Insightful

    now I know what to make my IED look like so it looks like one of those coke cans on an X-ray...that'll help a lot with getting past security...doesn't anyone else think that giving EVERYONE photos of this to make sure you don't confuse one with an explosive is a bad idea? now people that may be interested in building explosives have a design to shoot for...sure that's all tinfoil hat kinda fear, but aren't those the people X-raying cans in the first place?

    1. Re:That helps a lot... by mabinogi · · Score: 3, Insightful

      So how are you going to manage that?

      If you look at the X-Rays, the main difference between a real explosive device, and the GPS coke can, is that the GPS coke can just has electronics and batteries.
      An explosives device has electronics, batteries and.......explosives...

      Unless you're just gonna make an explosive device by overloading some capacitors I don't think there's much chance of anyone making the mistake.

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    2. Re:That helps a lot... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Wouldn't be something like security through obscurity to not show these pictures to the public ? You can't presume of who is knowledgable and who isn't, so how can you pretend to restrict this information ?
      I believe that if one have to hide meaningful informations (not like a pincode) in order to protect himself only exposes himself to more troubles, because meaningful informations can be apprehended.

      Besides, I believe that the one working for a big fairly big terrorist organisation has already access to this kind of informations, so this makes restricting it pointless.

    3. Re:That helps a lot... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Ever seen a liquid called Nitro Glycerine ?...
      Put that in the next can :)

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    4. Re:That helps a lot... by kevinadi · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Nitro Glycerine is highly unstable. It does explode for no apparent reason other than it feels like it. Canning it is not practical or even possible.

      Although nitro does make a pretty good explosive. To make it stable, put some sawdust in it and you have a dynamite (IIRC).

      I'm not an expert, but I think there's no high power explosive material that isn't a solid. So far I've never heard of a liquid one.

      Damn there's so much words like "Explosives" in this post alone, the echelon network will be busy moderating everything here :)

    5. Re:That helps a lot... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So, what your Saying is that it would have been better if these photos of the inside of a GPS Coke can had never been published?

      Slashdot never ceases to amaze me. You were just moderated up for advocating Security through Obscurity!

    6. Re:That helps a lot... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      While canning nitroglycerine would be foolhardy, canning the chemicals needed to make nitroglycerine would be almost trivial. Neither of the components by themselves would be terribly hazardous. A simple rubber separator could be used to keep them apart for a while until the nitrating mixture dissolved it and allowed the components to mix and begin to react. As long as the temperature of the reaction did not become excessive a fair amount of product could be produced at which point it would be advisible to be a great distance away from the container.

    7. Re:That helps a lot... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Actually there are many explosives that (I think) can qualify as liquids, or even gels.

      C4, RDX, and there's some shit that's can even come in a tube--like caulking, they're not exactly solid. Ammonium Nitrate and Diesel are used daily in a slurry form (for mining)--that's what took off the side of that building in Oklahoma. Then there's Astrolite, which is basically nitromethane and gunpowder (with the power of nitro, and the safety of gun powder), that can be mixed to a liquid consistancy, or be made into a gel/semi-solid.

      I'm not a pyro freak, but I do know there are a few liquid boomers, there's probably tons more explosives and mixtures thereof that come in liquid form..

    8. Re:That helps a lot... by kguilber · · Score: 0

      You all make it sound like an X-ray machine can't differentiate between open space and explosive material. Current X-ray tech is pretty smart, it can identify just about anything. With a dual-energy X-ray system you can estimate the density and molecular weight of a region. Explosives all fall within certain ranges of both, so it's not going to see a bunch of black powder in a coke can and think it's air. The TSA has tight restrictions on airport scanners so I wouldn't worry about it. Besides, there are much more scary scenarios than the coke can.

    9. Re:That helps a lot... by WhiteDragon · · Score: 1
      I'm not an expert, but I think there's no high power explosive material that isn't a solid. So far I've never heard of a liquid one.
      The main one that I've heard of is Astrolite. Astrolite G seems to be more common, but still not something you can just go down to Wal*Mart and buy :-)
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    10. Re:That helps a lot... by kevinadi · · Score: 1

      Damn man, I was drinking a bottle of water just as I was reading your post. Kinda makes me wonder what will happen if you accidentally drink that stuff.

    11. Re:That helps a lot... by WhiteDragon · · Score: 1

      I don't think that would be a good idea *grin*. In addition to being explosive, I think that Hydrazine, one of the main components of Astrolite, is highly corrosive. While there is no MSDS for Astrolite that I know of, it is a mix of two chemicals that I personally wouldn't want to consume :-) Here is the MSDS for Hydrazine. Note that it is highly toxic, corrosive, flamable, and probably carcinogenic in humans (it's known to cause cancer in lab animals).

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  8. Re:GPS coke can? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    as the king of prussia you're hardly in a position to criticize others for waste.

  9. um ya by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    I wonder who at Pepsi decided to run this anti-Coke campaign, mixing soda with bombs....

    I thought it was a cool idea to have a GPS in there. Guess this took all the fun out of that...Maybe ill get an even bigger surprise when i open my can of Coke tomorrow for breakfast. =P

  10. possible solutions by 00zero · · Score: 1
    so then... next time maybe don't x-ray your coke?

    good political satire

    1. Re:possible solutions by Anonymous+Writer · · Score: 1, Funny

      In Soviet Russia you don't x-ray your coke can... your coke can x-rays you!

  11. Sheesh. by The+Human+Cow · · Score: 5, Funny

    What are they worried about? Can't they just disarm the IED by tapping on the lid?

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    1. Re:Sheesh. by Shky · · Score: 1

      Tapping on the lid doesn't even do anything for normal cans. Wait, yes it does. Hold on, no it doesn't. Shit, I don't even know.

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  12. Re:GPS coke can? by jgardn · · Score: 3, Insightful

    You posted a knee-jerk reaction.

    What causes starvation and poverty is not the lack of food. There is more than enough food. It is the lack of a free market to transport that food to market efficiently.

    In America, we have all kinds of systems to get the food to your dinner plate. These include the food processing and food transporting industries. Just as important is advertising and price setting. by advertising the availability of food, Americans are able to discover the rich variety of foods available.

    In Kosovo and other countries, starvation is caused by the lack of a free market. Right now, terrorists threaten any free trade. Just stepping outdoors is risking your life. In other places, farmers are not allowed to grow the foods they want to and sell them at whatever price they want. People are not allowed to traffic in food trade, and are not allowed to build up processing plants to process foods. It is either terrorism, civil war, or bad policy that causes this, but the end result is all the same.

    If you would really like to help the Kosovoans, send in some footsoldiers to weed out and eliminate the terrorists. Allow the people a chance to have a free election, encouraging things like civil discourse and not killing the opponent. Stabilize the security of the country first.

    Next, you must enact policies that will allow the free market to thrive.

    As you can see, whether or not the Coca-Cola company advertises a campaign for a contest has little bearing on the economy in Kosovo. Your comment was not only stupid, it was actually counterproductive.

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  13. Xrays? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Anyone care to explain xray photos in full color? In all the images, the PCBs are green, the coke is brownish, etc... how the hell does an xray machine do color? or are they simply colored after the fact for clarity?

    1. Re:Xrays? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I recently traveled via plane, and noticed the same thing at the security check; colored x-ray readouts. My best guess is that they denote different densities.

    2. Re:Xrays? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Informative

      xrays can be shown as either color OR the standard black and white, depending on the machine. Bomb Disposal teams use color xray machines for greater safety to the member disarming the device. (you can see the circuits, connections, wires, etc better in color)

      hope that helps!!

      from ******

    3. Re:Xrays? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      > hope that helps!!

      not really but thanks anyway.

    4. Re:Xrays? by OneDeeTenTee · · Score: 0

      You don't get color data from x-rays. All you know is the amount of radiation that has successfully passed through each part of the object.

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    5. Re:Xrays? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The colours on modern X-ray surveillance equipment is supposed to be able to represent different materials - e.g. water, plastic and metal.

      I've not come across any information how these machines work, but it should be possible to do this using variation of a common medical technique called DEXA (dual energy X-ray absorbimetry).

      Different energies (voltages) of X-rays have different absorption in different materials. High-energy X-rays provide low-contrast data, whereas low-energy X-rays provide much higher contrast.

      In medicine this technique can precisely measure the calcium content in bone for diagnosis of osteoporosis. It could be used in a cruder form for differentiating plastics from water.

    6. Re:Xrays? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      you dont need anything that fancy. X ray images are the same as CAT scan images and are 16-bit black and white. interpolating that gives you a decent false color image.
      see my software at yhs.sf.net and it will show you a false color approximation of a black and white image (originally was developed for CT scanners BTW).

    7. Re:Xrays? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The color has to do with the density of the material, and other factors about the way and amount of xray that passed through different regions. It's all to make the image more clear for the xray screener. It just worked out well in this case that the colors the screen shows happen to be the colors of the actual items.

      Next time you go through an airport, if you can sneak a peak at the xray devices, you'll see similar pictures in brown and green colors.

    8. Re:Xrays? by remin8 · · Score: 1

      Correct! Color x-ray images are not possible. Although for a bomb techs purpose it is very handy. The images on most x-ray machines is a PNG and is then sent to some crappy propritary program that can add color based on shade of grey. This is handy because it colors items of similar density the same. It is especially useful in picking out wires, containers of liquid and etc...

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  14. Re:GPS coke can? by dekeji · · Score: 3, Insightful

    It is the lack of a free market to transport that food to market efficiently.

    Yes, and do you know who is responsible for that? The US and Europe, with their lavish farm subsidies. If Western nations ever allowed the free market to operate in developing nations, problems with food and poverty in the world would be greatly reduced.

    In America, we have all kinds of systems to get the food to your dinner plate.

    We also have enormous government subsidies, paid for by tax payers, to keep farmers happy and in business. It may be good for ensuring a reliable food supply domestically (and give the number of wars we fight, not exactly a bad idea either), but it is causing huge economic problems elsewhere.

  15. Oh Good by ravenspear · · Score: 0, Redundant

    When I first glanced at the title I thought it said the can was X-rated.

  16. Hey my car looks like a car bomb by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Funny

    Lots and lots of cars look like the type somebody would make into a bomb including mine. (car bombs are always made out of white vans or white sedans). I think all non bomb devices that look like they _could_ be a bomb should have a sticker on them saying "This device in not a bomb". That way, the security people would have an easier job doing what they do. Whatever that is other than complain.

    1. Re:Hey my car looks like a car bomb by rembem · · Score: 1

      (car bombs are always made out of white vans or white sedans).

      Phew! I'm safe! No white vans or sedans to be seen! (Just black choppers.)

  17. why fly if you just won a car? by axonal · · Score: 3, Insightful

    The promotion with these coke cans is that you get a GMC equinox right? First off, if I had one of these cans, I don't think I'd take a flight and run it through the x-ray machine before I thought about pressing the button to claim my prize. I think as soon as I take this soda out of the package, and see, HEY! I WON MY PRIZE! I'll press the button. Thus, the Coca-Cola Prize Squad will come by, collect my can of technological glory and nicely deposit my newly won SUV. So why would I wanna take my can and run it through the x-ray machine?
    Those of you that may think that terrorists could run their "IEDs" through the x-ray machine to get past security. It wouldn't make sense, since the reason I just explained before. If it was REALLY a REAL GPS coke can, it wouldnt be there, since the person would have already claimed their prize as soon as they see it. Thus, it has to be a bomb otherwise.

    1. Re:why fly if you just won a car? by Blastrogath · · Score: 1

      Unless they put in on the plane still in the box einstein.

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    2. Re:why fly if you just won a car? by KingSkippus · · Score: 1

      Why? Because I think it would be really funny to wait until I was in mid-flight to press the button, then see that helicopter delivering the Equinox trying to catch up to my 737!

    3. Re:why fly if you just won a car? by richy+freeway · · Score: 0

      Yeah but come on, if you even THOUGHT you might have a winning can, wouldn't you take them all out of the packaging and have a look?

      This is a whole lotta fuss about nothing.

    4. Re:why fly if you just won a car? by Blastrogath · · Score: 1

      if I take them out I have to re-seal the package, and the chance of winning in infentesmal. the can would be just as winning in the city I was flying to as where I was flying from. A far better nit to pick is why would anyone bring something so cheap, easy to find, and heavy onto a plane with them. I don't think you are allowed to drink your own drinks on the flight.

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    5. Re:why fly if you just won a car? by OneDeeTenTee · · Score: 0

      Confuse the heck out of the prize team, press the button in flight.

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    6. Re:why fly if you just won a car? by Buran · · Score: 1

      Actually, you are. I bring my own on the rare times I fly because 1/4 a can of soda being watered down by excessive amounts of ice is not my idea of "a glass of something to drink". I tell them I can just drink it out of the can and they tell me I can't have the can. WTF?

    7. Re:why fly if you just won a car? by (C)0N0(R) · · Score: 1

      The can can be used quite effectively as a knife. (I have sliced up baitfish with beercans, a throat would be almost as easy.) You can bring your own beverage on a flight, though AFAIK, you are supposed to give it to the attendant to serve it to you. I'm not sure if this is only for alcoholic bevrages.

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    8. Re:why fly if you just won a car? by Buran · · Score: 1

      I don't think it's that. I think they're just being cheap because I can look into first class on the very same flight, if I'm not on Southwest, and they have REAL GLASS GLASSES.

    9. Re:why fly if you just won a car? by Buran · · Score: 1

      (though I have to admit that I have only flown Southwest for the last couple of years, so I don't know what "regular" airlines do these days.)

  18. Re:GPS coke can? by DrSkwid · · Score: 2, Interesting

    In other places, farmers are not allowed to grow the foods they want to and sell them at whatever price they want.

    We call this place the European Free Trade Area. Farmers are paid to *not* grow food and food is destroyed to stablise prices. OTOH world's largest retail chain Wal-Mart, a non EU company, using it's buying power to dictate (i.e. lower) the wholesale price if it's food supplies. What a complete fuck up. Rich landowners are paid by the taxpayers to have their land lie fallow and those that grow get screwed on the price.

    There is a political malcontent being stirred up in the center-right press about the cost of East Europeans gaining access to the social security of the EU as though it will bleed our economy dry. Yet these payments are dwarfed by the payouts in farming subsidy ($6bn of which go to 5 people - yes individuals like the Duke of Westminster!) a subject on which they stay quiet (no surprise).

    ssshh don't you know there's a war on

    war on drugs, war on terror, whatever happened to peace ?

    sigh

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  19. Yeah, and cellphone in my pants may look like gun by iamacat · · Score: 1

    among a few other possibilities. People shouldn't get so excited or blame Coca-Cola when something unintentionally happens to look like something else. I got my bagpack inspected at the airport lots of times, even before 9/11. Sometimes the screeners ask me to turn on my laptop or my cellphone to make sure they function as described. In any reasonable world, the airport will keep the coke can until the winner comes back. Big deal!

    But please, don't accuse me of terrorism if I am just happy to see someone!

  20. Re:GPS coke can? by NanoGator · · Score: 3, Insightful

    "With so many people in the world today facing starvation and mass death from lack of nutrition, it literally sickens me to the stomach to see things like this."

    A.) Coke != America. It's a company.
    B.) Can't fight starvation without a strong economy.
    C.) It's one thing to say that corps making a lot of money should donate more, it's another to say they should stop marketing and put the money into other people's pockets. What happens when they grow dependent on it, then the lack of marketing suffocates the source of income?

    My post is off-topic, I accept that. It's worth the karma hit to tell you how short-sighted you're being. I don't want people to starve, either. We agree on that point. I agree that more sharing could happen. But, "What will Americans throw money away on next"? Grow up. I know for a fact you don't come from a country that's dedicating all its resources to the rest of the world. Give the USA a little credit, our economy is benefitting a LOT of people & countries through frivilous commercialism. Just ask anybody who thinks we're importing too much.

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  21. Re:GPS coke can? by Blastrogath · · Score: 1
    What will Americans throw money away on next? Robotic sugar dispensers? Laser guided mayo-appliers for burgers? With so many people in the world today facing starvation and mass death from lack of nutrition, it literally sickens me to the stomach to see things like this.

    How many Kosovan orphans could be fed for the price of one of these cans? What percentage of relief efforts in Sudan could be paid for for the cost of the whole campaign? I think America needs to sort out its priorities if it is to regain a positive image in the rest of the world.
    I am seriosly not intentionally trolling, but America is rich because it is very productive and a shrewd trading nation. Just like Japan, Canada, France, Italy, Germany and a plethora of others are. Is it wrong to be more prosperous becuse of your own work than others are because of theirs?

    Just because America isn't feeding them doesn't make it Americas fault they can't feed themselves. Not helping isn't the same as doing harm. Why do americans or anyone else have a responsibility to look after anyome else than themselves? I thought other nations liked being independent from the US.

    I do think we can and should feed all the people of the world, because we can. But I do not believe anyone has the right to demand or expect help, or resent others if it isn't forthcomming. Nobody owes you anything just because you need it and they have it.

    I am not an american, and I lived below the poverty line in the county I live in for a few years. I have BEEN one of the poor.

    What country are you from? What precentage of your country's GNP goes to feed the starving of the world that you have such a right to preach againt another country? How much do you contribute out of what wage? Have you ever not had the cash to buy food?
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  22. PDF Mirror by EvilCabbage · · Score: 2

    Just in case that one breaks, here's another.

    It should take the abuse with good humour.

    1. Re:PDF Mirror by PabloJones · · Score: 0

      And for those who would rather view it in HTML (courtesy of Google, and lacking images), here it is.

    2. Re:PDF Mirror by hdd · · Score: 1

      considering the images in the pdf is what got us all excited, there is really no point to the html one which does not contain any image.

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  23. Hopefully Osama likes Coke by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    O thanks be to Allah here comes the helicopter to bring me my new SUV. When did Coke start using Apache helicopters? Aiiiiyeeeeeeeeee!

    1. Re:Hopefully Osama likes Coke by britneys+9th+husband · · Score: 1

      Osama -

      I have three gmail invites. If you tell me where you're located, I'll come by and give you one.

      No email addresses either. I want to give it to you in person.

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  24. Re:GPS coke can? by Blastrogath · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Yeah, we realy should have checked with those other nations before deciding our domestic policies. Shame on us for wanting food if we ever go to war again.

    We should try to help other nations feed themselves, not complain that the "scraps" of our economy aren't being distributed evenly enough to feed them. Give a man a fish and you feed him for a day etc. etc.

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  25. It's confirmed! by arose · · Score: 0

    Coke comes from the behind of a giant slug!

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    1. Re:It's confirmed! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Original. Actually, many of us all saw that episode of Futurama too.

  26. The Truth by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Most Slashdot users can't wait until the next attck on America so they can further complain about new security measures and policies that follow. This way they can seem educated by using terms like "Big Brother" and "Orwellian". They can blow articles out of proportion- A simple advisory warning that Coke cans may appear to be IEDs will be turned into a thread about how government paranoia is transformed into a thread about how government is taking away all our rights. "What, we can't drink Coke now?!" Of course, they will not offer any credible solutions, but will drone on ad nauseum about Linux and how horrible Microsoft and Windows are. Slashdot- News for paranoid anti-social girlfriend-less obese unkempt megalomaniacs.

    1. Re:The Truth by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Pot calling the kettle black....? If you're so much better than us, then why are you reading /. ? And why do you care about what's said?

      You must not have anything else better to do with your time.

  27. Okay I am confused. what is the point? by SmallFurryCreature · · Score: 3, Funny
    If security sees something they don't trust then they call the bomb experts. Simple. Better a false alarm then having a plane blow up.

    This seems to give the X-ray operators the idea that some cans can contain electronics. So all a terrorist now has to do is make his detonator be as neat as the coke can, thanks to the handy photo's and a x-ray operator will think "oh a suspicous thing oh no wait I seen that presentation this is one of them cans no need to check further".

    I wonder about the "normal" can x-ray. Why is it all orange? Can x-rays pass through aluminium but not coca cola? For gods sake what have I been drinking all this time that stops x-rays?

    So the perfect IED device is a can with a double wall, explosives inside, coke on the outside.

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    1. Re:Okay I am confused. what is the point? by pjt33 · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Water blocks EM radiation fairly well - I believe it can only go through a quarter of a wavelength of water. Hence the US Navy's use of ELF for communicating with submarines.

    2. Re:Okay I am confused. what is the point? by levell · · Score: 1

      It depends on the wavelength! Light is EM radiation and water is see-through!

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    3. Re:Okay I am confused. what is the point? by levell · · Score: 1

      And sorry about replying to my own post but medical x-rays use wavelengths that pass through water else our (mostly) water bodies would be opaque to them where as it's ony the bones that are opaque.

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    4. Re:Okay I am confused. what is the point? by pjt33 · · Score: 1

      Good point. But if the x-ray machines used at airports are like the ones used for making the pictures in the article, it appears that the way to disguise your IED in a Coke can is to have a centimetre or so of water at the boundary, and the explosives and electronics in a waterproof inner can.

    5. Re:Okay I am confused. what is the point? by Ungrounded+Lightning · · Score: 2, Insightful

      If security sees something they don't trust then they call the bomb experts. Simple. Better a false alarm then having a plane blow up.

      This seems to give the X-ray operators the idea that some cans can contain electronics.

      Yep.

      So all a terrorist now has to do is make his detonator be as neat as the coke can, thanks to the handy photo's and a x-ray operator will think "oh a suspicous thing oh no wait I seen that presentation this is one of them cans no need to check further".

      Nope.

      The FIRST lesson for operators is that a can full of electronics MIGHT not be a bomb, and might not be known to the poor sap who had one in his carry-on lunch. So don't throw the lucky winner up against the wall and start punching him when he complains that he'll miss his plane.

      Second: This tells the operators how to tell the DIFFERENCE between a can-bomb and a can-phone, so they don't even need to open the box if it's the latter.

      Of course they won't just let the guy through with the phone. They'll haul him and his luggage aside and compare the image to their handouts of that PDF file. If they get a mismatch they'll still call the bomb squad. But if they get a match they'll tell him it looks like he got the lucky can, but we gotta open the bag to check it - and watch him call for his car.

      Watching the harried commuter decide between making his non-refundable-ticket air flight and getting the free SUV (and camera crew) delivered to the airport would make a GREAT break from a boring day of looking at X-rays of business suits and toothbrushes.

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    6. Re:Okay I am confused. what is the point? by Pvt_Waldo · · Score: 1

      I think the people this is targeted at are SECURITY (all caps) as opposed to just Security or security.

      Parent company = ppl who do private security ops, etc. in Iraq, etc. It's their guys that run along with some VIP carrying the hardware and making security calls.

    7. Re:Okay I am confused. what is the point? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      OH! Those poor elves! How long must they hold their breath?

  28. But what about... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I can just see it now...

    "A passenger was arrested today on board a 747 plane bound for London. The 27-year-old man was detained for possession of possible explosive device, which later turned out to be a Coca-cola can, and disrupting the flight he was on when he started jumping up and down due to the fact that he'd won something when he opened it."

  29. Re:GPS coke can? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    What causes starvation and poverty is not the lack of food. There is more than enough food. It is the lack of a free market to transport that food to market efficiently.
    No, what causes starvation and poverty is the massive agricultural subsidies of the US and EU (which exist to support the inefficient farmers of the first world). Get rid of those subsidies and farmers elsewhere in the world would be able to sell their produce for a reasonable price, standards of living would rise, despair and desperation would fade.

    In Kosovo and other countries, starvation is caused by the lack of a free market.
    Free market? I'm sorry, but there is nothing free about the dominance of the world's markets by mega-corps supported by their political lackeys. Markets exist to make money for capitalists (that's why it's called capitalism you know).

    I'm not sure why I'm even bothering to reply to this post ...

  30. Useful Information by _archangel · · Score: 5, Interesting

    To some extent, I can see the usefulness of this information. Back in summer of 2000, I was setting up DSL at my new apartment, and my ISP was going to ship the DSL modem to me.

    I came home from work one day to find two ambulances, two fire trucks, and a number of police vehicles throughout the fairly spread out apartment complex. Luckily, they were concentrated toward the front while my apartment was near the back of the complex. I was just able to enter my apartment without crossing the lines. On my way in, I asked an officer what was going on, and he said that there was a suspicious package that they were checking out.

    After about an hour, a policeman knocks on my door and asks me to come with him. When we arrived at the center of activity, I found out that the postman had delivered my DSL modem to the wrong address. Not only had he delivered it to the wrong address, but he placed the brown box label-side down on the doorstep of a police officer's apartment. The bomb squad did not know what it was after taking the X-rays, so they fired a water bullet into it. When nothing more happened, they decided it was safe and found my address on the package and got me. One of the bomb squad team told me that they were going to circulate the X-rays because they had never seen X-rays of these things before.

    When I got back to my apartment I plugged in the modem and everything worked perfectly. The modem had been double-boxed and bagged, and the outer box took the brunt of the damage.

    1. Re:Useful Information by crazyray · · Score: 2, Funny

      you may have thought they were over-reacting, but perhaps they assumed you were running Windows ME without patches. (plase mod this funny, its a joke)

    2. Re:Useful Information by OneDeeTenTee · · Score: 0

      What the heck is a water bullet?

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    3. Re:Useful Information by _archangel · · Score: 2, Informative

      I have no idea what one actually looks like, but when I got the shipping box and modem, the shipping box was torn and wet, and the inside contents were wet. Thankfully, the inner box was no too damaged and the modem was wrapped in plastic. According to this web page http://www.emergency.com/CHBMBSQD.htm, "A disruptor can fire water or slugs at a package with pinpoint accuracy and is supposed to be able to break apart the circuitry of an explosive device." Thankfully, the modem was well packed and survived.

    4. Re:Useful Information by bjelkeman · · Score: 1

      Hmm, so the only thing you need to do is package your explosives like a DSL shippment for it to survive the "water bullet"? 0.o

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    5. Re:Useful Information by meringuoid · · Score: 1
      "A disruptor can fire water or slugs at a package with pinpoint accuracy and is supposed to be able to break apart the circuitry of an explosive device." Thankfully, the modem was well packed and survived.

      Aha! Brothers, all we need do is wrap our explosives in plastic just like the infidels do with their satanic cable modems, and their water bullets will have no effect! Allahu akbar!

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    6. Re:Useful Information by F452 · · Score: 1

      (plase mod this funny, its a joke)

      You're a sad, little man.

    7. Re:Useful Information by OneDeeTenTee · · Score: 0

      Very interesting and informative link. Thanks!

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    8. Re:Useful Information by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Who made the modem?

    9. Re:Useful Information by remin8 · · Score: 1

      The "water bullet" that you are refering to is actually a water jet.

      There is a growing number of IED disruption tools out there. From the old and faithful Mk 2 all the way up to the Mk 40 Standoff dearmer. The Mk series designation is not-sequential by the way.

      In disruption tools there are many types of ammunition and techniques that are applied to achieve a desired effect on a specific package. There are slugs (2 1/2" x 1" steel cylinders) fired by .50 cal blank ammunition in a specialized barrel (Mk 2). There is also a PAN (percussion actuated neutrilizer) that is used with various 12 ga. rounds. Most commonly it is used with a blank (popper) round and a barrel full of water... to achieve a high velocity water jet that will knock out a specific component, like a battery. If you would some limited information on EOD related items my unofficial web page for my shop has a little. I would love to add more, but the military likes to classify a lot of information! For good reasons though, I don't want a terrorist to know the details about how I am going to disarm his IED!!!

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    10. Re:Useful Information by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Just because you say it's a joke doesn't make it funny.

  31. Buttons by t_allardyce · · Score: 1

    Could someone in the US explain how the panel on the side works? Is it covered up when you buy it or something or do all cans have it?? Otherwise you would be able to find the winner pretty easily!

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    1. Re:Buttons by Nick+Harkin · · Score: 1

      I'm not in the US, but from what I've gathered, these can only be found in the multipacks of coke, not single cans.

      So you'd have to open up all the multipacks to find the winning cans.

    2. Re:Buttons by vericgar · · Score: 2, Funny

      It comes in those 12 or 24 packs of cans. You buy the entire pack and one of the cans in the box is the bomb, er winner...

    3. Re:Buttons by t_allardyce · · Score: 1

      Now im even more confused, why would you take a single can of coke that you knew was a winner into a restricted area like a briefing room (thats what the military was worried about). You would open the pack, say "Oh fuck look i'm the winner" and then press the button on the side and take the rest of the day off?

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    4. Re:Buttons by geekoid · · Score: 1

      people would bring in 12 packs, and the winning can could be inside. So now, they have to take them out of the box. The concern isn't the coke can. More like someone might make a can that looks like one of these, and then use it for spying.
      Yes, spys do that type of stuff.

      I predict that a lot of the winners will be private owners of vending machines.

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  32. Overloaded acronym by don.g · · Score: 1

    An IED is also an Intelligent Electronic Device - basically, equipment with a serial port in it. Commonly used in SCADA systems.

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  33. What it *Really* looks like... by reality-bytes · · Score: 1


    I don't know about anyone else but stuff using an X-Ray Machine!

    As pointed out in the PDF, the MK1 Eyeball can deduce that this is, in fact, a can with a mobile phone grafted into it beacause..... it looks like a can with a mobile phone grafted into it!

    Also, wouldn't the fact that the top and bottom are made from a white polymer rather than regular aluminium be a give-away? (Thats for anyone who missed the handset in the side)

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    1. Re:What it *Really* looks like... by OneDeeTenTee · · Score: 0

      Won't the terrorists make their coke-can IEDs look like these cans now that they know that they'll look alike in X-rays.

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    2. Re:What it *Really* looks like... by reality-bytes · · Score: 1

      Realistically, any terrorist worth his salt is going to steer clear of coke cans altogether cos they're guaranteed to get attention now at all airports / security controlled places.

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    3. Re:What it *Really* looks like... by Spellbinder · · Score: 1

      .. maybe they are going to make winning boxes
      btw for what need they coke cans to hide bombs if they can take planes with knives???

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    4. Re:What it *Really* looks like... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That's right. They're going to use Pepsi cans, of similar appearance.

      When someone thinks, "wow, I'm a winner", they hit the button, put the can to their ear, and blow themselves to smithereens (and everyone else within a 20' radius)

      SEE WHAT COKE HAS DONE?

    5. Re:What it *Really* looks like... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      btw for what need they coke cans to hide bombs if they can take planes with knives?

      They can't take planes with knives any more. I'm no hero, but if I saw a knife brandished, I'd yell and lead the charge for a gang tackel. I'd much rather be knifed than die with hundreds or thousands of other people.

  34. Re:GPS coke can? by DeepHurtn! · · Score: 2, Insightful
    Just because America isn't feeding them doesn't make it Americas fault they can't feed themselves.

    It isn't quite so simple, though -- the western world (not just America -- I'm not an American either) does do harm to poorer countries through farm subsidies and other unfair trade practices. These make it basically impossible for many poor countries to develop a self-sufficient agricultural sector.

  35. Abu Ghraib by simgod · · Score: 1

    I heard Blackwater Co. did a lot of X-Ray training in the Abu Ghraib prison! :)

  36. Phew! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Good thing it doesn't look like an ICBM to the layperson, or that might really spell trouble!

  37. Re:GPS coke can? by Blastrogath · · Score: 1

    Poor nations are poor because they don't produce enough for their own needs, or because internal problems are consuming the resources.

    How does farming subsidies harm them? Only by makking imports to the subsidising nation less competitive. They don't have a right to sell stuff to the developed nations if the developed nations don't want to buy. Nations do have the right to limit imports and exports. Nobody should force people to trade.

    If the trade practices are unfair they shouldn't trade with the US. If I was selling hamburgers for $50 US and wouldn't haggle, would you buy one then complain about unfair trade practices? If you don't think my haburgers are worth the price I'm asking, then don't buy them, I'm not forcing you so go to my competitors or make your own.

    All of the US's trade practices are aimed at protecting and growwing their economy. They aren't cheating the developing nations, just dealing sharply. Being mad that they trade for their own benifit is ludicrous. Trading is a for profit activity, and always has been. If it's a bad deal, trade elsewhere. If it's the same everywhere then the first deal was fair market value. If fair market value isn't enough, don't sell. Nobody said you have to buy from or sell to them, so how can it be unfair?

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  38. Wow by laserbeak · · Score: 1
    yet another piece of false fear the media has used (with hyperbole) to gain ratings on their network.

    If someone wanted to kill i think they would mash the coke can into your face rather then create an IED in a coke can.

    And if they are terrorists then why not use a mobile phone, or a pager, or an ipod, or maybe put it in a CRT monitor, or speakers, or a joystick or... oh right, this evidently promotes coke and gives the media a shock story.
    My bad.

  39. Re:GPS coke can? by JVert · · Score: 1

    Could you link with more detail on these subjects? Suddenly sounds interesting.

  40. Re:GPS coke can? by fredmosby · · Score: 1

    If low U.S. and E.U. food prices are causing poverty in other nations why don't those nations simply not allow the import of U.S. and E.U. food?

  41. Re:GPS coke can? by danila · · Score: 0

    It's also causing huge health problems inside your own country. In particular, you eat too much corn :) because growing corn is so insanely profitable with the subsidies.

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  42. Re:GPS coke can? by danila · · Score: 1

    The point is they want to integrate into the global economy, but realistically the only thing they can do at this point is mine natural resources and grow food. And subsidies prevent them from selling the food in the USA and EU.

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  43. Re:I wish I had a cute daughter. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I just need to get some daughters first, and I need a wife for that.

    I have a child and I've never been married...

  44. Kerry? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Is there really no other candidates than GWBush (Skull & Bones) or Kerry (Skull & Bones)?

    Kerry will be Bush 3.0, believe it or not.

  45. Re:GPS coke can? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Is it possible to hyperlink to common sense? I Googled for it, but nothing relevant was returned. Maybe we need to start a SourceForge project.

  46. MOD PARENT UP, GRANDPARENT FUNNY NOT INTERESTING! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Absolutely right. A very well-constructed satire. If I had mod points left I'd be modding these as relevant. Since I haven't got any left, I'd hope to jump in and help the fray :)

  47. Coke can telephones and radios... by mikael · · Score: 2, Insightful

    How is this any different from those novelty coke can telephones and coke can radios. Once the object is hidden inside a hand-luggage bag, what the outer surface looks like isn't going to make any difference to an X-ray machine.

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    1. Re:Coke can telephones and radios... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Because when someone asks the person with the bag, "Do you have any electronics?" They say, "Yes, a coke can telephone." Instead of "No, only coke." The second can lead to some serious problems.

    2. Re:Coke can telephones and radios... by MyHair · · Score: 1

      How is this any different from those novelty coke can telephones and coke can radios.

      Or worse yet: dancing coke cans in disguise.

  48. Re:GPS coke can? by Zebbers · · Score: 1

    self.....sufficient....self...sufficient...self sufficient.

  49. IUD - ? Intra Uterine Device ? by Gopal.V · · Score: 2, Funny
    An IUD ??

    An actual encounter with something containing an IUD might be shocking to most slashdotters, but think about why you've never seen anything that could contain IUD. The odds are infinitesimal.

    Yeah, right :) ...

    The only thing an IUD is going to kill is a few million sperm ... but a single man produces enough to fertilize all women in Europe between 18 and 35 . But what if an IED kills HIM !!! *paranoia*

    PS: how a "single" man produces sperm is another question altogether....
    1. Re:IUD - ? Intra Uterine Device ? by multipartmixed · · Score: 1

      IUDs don't kill sperm, they trick the woman's body into thinking she's already pregnant. Kinda like the pill.

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    2. Re:IUD - ? Intra Uterine Device ? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      PS: how a "single" man produces sperm is another question altogether....

      Males constantly produce sperm whether sexually active or not; any excess drains out when urinating.

  50. The real purpose of this.. by wfberg · · Score: 3, Funny

    is to enable those people who encounter such "suspect" cans of soda during their routine X-ray scanning for security purposes to identify them, in order to prevent a false alarm. X-ray operators should now have no need to call in the bomb squad, they can simply confiscate the suspect can themselves, for security reasons, and activate it, for security reasons, and keep the prize themselves.

    Strictly for security reasons, you see.

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  51. Re:GPS coke can? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "Right now, terrorists threaten any free trade. Just stepping outdoors is risking your life."

    No, you're thinking of vampires. Vampires are the ones who can't come into your house (unless they're invitited). Regular humans can just break a window and get you whenever they feel like it.

  52. Re:GPS coke can? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "I am seriosly not intentionally trolling, but America is rich because it is very productive and a shrewd trading nation."

    Having a shitload of natural resources and good farming land is a major part of it. All rich nations have mineral wealth and good food production.

  53. Re:dirty bomb---Thanks for info by whoda · · Score: 1

    "The explosives, packed with explosive charge, contain material throughout the can, but the GPS Cokes are hollow"

    ---Note to self---
    use shape formed plastic explosives in my coke can/beer keg bombs.
    Form explosive to leave air-gaps simulating a GPS/Phone enabled coke can.
    Blow shit up.

  54. How much do these cans weigh? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Do these cans weigh as much as a normal one. I would have thought its quite difficult to get them to this could be a really easy way to find the winning can (or have the bomb disposal people blow it up).

  55. EOD Perspective by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Insightful

    I am an Explosive Ordnance Disposal Technition (military bomb squad) and I would just like to add that the Coca-Cola company was very helpful in the disemination of imformation to all security agencies. The device is not a threat, lack of information about this device is a threat.

    1. Re:EOD Perspective by Alien+Being · · Score: 1

      "I am an Explosive Ordnance Disposal Technition"

      I feel much safer knowing that I'm being protected by people who don't even know how to spell their own job title.

      "and I would just like to add that the Coca-Cola company was very helpful in the disemination of imformation to all security agencies."

      Sounds to me like you work for Coca Cola.

      "The device is not a threat, lack of information about this device is a threat."

      Oh, you're in their marketing department.

  56. Re:GPS coke can? by dekeji · · Score: 1

    Yeah, we realy should have checked with those other nations before deciding our domestic policies.

    Yes, indeed, we should have. That's not only because it is the just and equitable thing to do (we demand the same of other nations, and it is, in fact, a cornerstone of our trade policy), it is also because it is in our own interest. Even just from a domestic perspective, US agricultural subsidies are economically inefficient.

    In the long term, the way our subsidies hold back economic development in other nations comes back to haunts us in the form of unskilled and illegal immigration and terrorism. And eventually, they may make the global free trade system collapse, which would hurt us the most, because we have the most to lose.

    Shame on us for wanting food if we ever go to war again.

    If you look at the list of nations that have historically attempted food self-sufficiency, I think you, too, will come to the conclusion that that is not a club we want to be part of.

    We should try to help other nations feed themselves, not complain that the "scraps" of our economy aren't being distributed evenly enough to feed them. Give a man a fish and you feed him for a day etc. etc.

    Yes, and that is exactly what we are doing: we are giving "a man a fish", year after year, and we are not teaching him how to fish. In fact, we are blowing up his fishing boat and handcuffing him, which pretty much ensures that he will not be able to fish for himself.

  57. Re:GPS coke can? by dekeji · · Score: 1

    Mostly, because it doesn't really benefit the people who are in power in those nations. And look at what happened when, say, the Iranian people democratically decided their economic "arrangement" with Britain wasn't working anymore and they wanted to nationalize their oil company.

    Poor nations are also weak nations. They don't have much of a choice when the US or EU asks them to do something. That's why it's our obligation to be careful what we ask them to do.

    In the long run, that's also in our own interest: a world full of a couple of billion poor people with no self-determination and no hope is a recipe for disaster for us.

  58. Musical Clock Bomb by Clueless+Moron · · Score: 1
    I had my luggage pulled aside once because the X-ray of a wind-up musical clock from circa 1920 looked like a bomb. In other words, lots of things can look like a bomb. Whoopee.

    On another occasion, I was actually arrested at an airport because my keychain had a 2 cm long cheap pistol pendant on it. I am not kidding. This was many years pre-9/11, btw. Those security guys are basically bored, and stupid. Not a good combination.

  59. This is to ensure the call doesn't crash the plane by gelfling · · Score: 1

    I mean if turning on your cell phone is supposed to bring down a 120 million dollar airliner (Riiiiiiiiight) then imagine the horror if a few of these babies goes off in planes. Holy pull tab batman!!!!

  60. Blackwater.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Ahh.. Blackwater.. a great example of mercenaries at it's finest.. this company's business plan revolves around mass hysteria and making sure people are scared so other people give them money to "protect" them..

  61. Re:GPS coke can? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    utter rubbish.

  62. The question is... by Bull999999 · · Score: 1

    With the airlines tightening down on baggage limits, why should anyone be bringing a 12-pack of cola with them on a plane? Dose anyone here regularly carry 12-pack boxes of cola on flights? If so, why?

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    1. Re:The question is... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Aren't those drinks served on the airplanes served from the 12 ounze cans? The same type as what is used for this promo?

      Gee

      ~me

    2. Re:The question is... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Not that they likley x-ray the food they bring on board, but you really don't think they load those pops you can get in flight can by can do you?

  63. Re:GPS coke can? by SilentChris · · Score: 1

    I'd have to disagree. The point of government in assisting capitalistic societies is to provide local subsidies for necessary/struggling/highly profitable industries. This "free market" you talk about encourages that. The reverse is almost a worldwide version of communism.

    As for it being a "just" thing to do (one of your other replies), compare the alternatives. Many people against the world bank think its going to ruin economies by shifting low-cost/low-educated labor around. On the flipside, the US is assisting people that would otherwise die out in a highly-industrialized nation (while keeping local food reserves stable). While I agree that worldwide food supplies could be better managed, I firmly disagree that the farm subsidies are the right way to do it.

  64. Re:GPS coke can? by Bull999999 · · Score: 1

    And how does the US and European domestical policies affect starving North Koreans? Maybe it's because they have oversized army to feed for such a small country?

    Does US and European domestical policies somehow magically alter the weather patterns in famin stricken countries?

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  65. wish I had mod points to fix... by Elminst · · Score: 1

    That was brilliantly subtle.
    welcome to my friends list.

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  66. Re:GPS coke can? by Blastrogath · · Score: 1

    Yes, indeed, we should have. That's not only because it is the just and equitable thing to do (we demand the same of other nations, and it is, in fact, a cornerstone of our trade policy), it is also because it is in our own interest.

    What, you mean how the US insists that others not put up one way trade barriers or they will? Oooh, pretty villinous that. The US trades for their own profit and if other countries don't want to trade with the US they don't have to. The point of trade is profit.

    Even just from a domestic perspective, US agricultural subsidies are economically inefficient.

    It's not an economic issue, it's a strategic one. We are paying for a strategic advantage with an economic cost.

    In the long term, the way our subsidies hold back economic development in other nations comes back to haunts us in the form of unskilled and illegal immigration and terrorism. And eventually, they may make the global free trade system collapse, which would hurt us the most, because we have the most to lose.

    The unskilled imagrants the US recieves are common to all richer nations without draconian imagration controls. The only way they'll stop is when the US is no longer better off than most other nations.

    The terrorism the US is experiencing is not a result of ecconomic policy. It's because they helped Israel.

    The "global free trade system"? The US barely has free trade with Canada and Mexico! Proffitable trade has been coping with much higher tarrifs and fees for hundreds of years, it can cope with the fairly low ones we have now.

    Countries like Japan that import raw materials and export finished products more would be far worse off if there was a trade disturbance. The US doesn't need trade to survive. America would suffer, japan might starve.

    If you look at the list of nations that have historically attempted food self-sufficiency, I think you, too, will come to the conclusion that that is not a club we want to be part of.

    Like who, most of western europe? Their subsidies put ours to shame.

    Yes, and that is exactly what we are doing: we are giving "a man a fish", year after year, and we are not teaching him how to fish. In fact, we are blowing up his fishing boat and handcuffing him, which pretty much ensures that he will not be able to fish for himself.

    What specific trade practices are you comparing to breaking boats and handcuffing?

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    "The price good men pay for indifference to public affairs is to be ruled by evil men." -Plato
  67. Security Concerns by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Yeah, I work at a Nuclear Weapons Complex facility and they issued an alert saying not to bring those cases of Coke into the plant in the event it was indeed a winner. Go figure.

  68. Re:GPS coke can? by BgJonson79 · · Score: 1

    There's more than one type of capital. It's not just money.

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    There are four boxes used in defense of liberty: soap, ballot, jury, ammo. Use in that order.

  69. Diet Coke by Scratch-O-Matic · · Score: 1

    Not that anyone cares, but your post caught my eye because I used to hate Diet Coke too. I thought it was disgusting, and couldn't understand why anyone would want to drink it. But then I started reluctantly sipping it because my wife would always get one at the movies (she's diabetic), and it was easier to just share one between us. I'll be damned if I didn't soon prefer it over regular Coke. Now, when I drink Coke, it tastes like thick sugar water.

    I think the reason I used to hate the diet is that I thought it was supposed to taste just like the regular. Well, it's not. Anyway, that's what I drink now, and I'm totally used to it.

    TAB is a different story altogether.

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    Evil is the money of root.
    1. Re:Diet Coke by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Same thing happened to me, and then I accidentally lost 15 pounds thanks to the 1000 less calories I was taking in. No joke.

    2. Re:Diet Coke by the_weasel · · Score: 1

      I just stopped drinking coke, even more effective, and less expensive.

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    3. Re:Diet Coke by phrasebook · · Score: 1

      Why drink it at all?

    4. Re:Diet Coke by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Read the ingredients label and let google tell you more about it...

      Still want to drink that diet soda? How about letting it sit in the sun before drinking?

      You can choose to believe it's all bogus and nothing is wrong with aspartame, but just in case, I'm staying away from it as much as possible.

    5. Re:Diet Coke by Scratch-O-Matic · · Score: 1

      I think it tastes good, and I get thirsty now and then. Gotta drink something, and water gets old after a while.

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      Evil is the money of root.
  70. This just in.... by davidwr · · Score: 1

    METROPOLIS - The Coca Cola Prize Patrol dispatched to the offices of The Daily Planet where Clark Kent, a long-time reporter at the Planet, found a winning can in one of the office vending machines.

    Interestingly enough, Mr. Kent spent $32.50 buying Coca Cola out of one particular machine. When asked why, he said "I had a hunch the can was in there somewhere."

    Mr. Kent is donating the proceeds, less $32.50, to the Metropolis Foundation, a charity known for its work helping children in greater Metropolis.

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  71. I have other concerns. by Ungrounded+Lightning · · Score: 1

    So how are you going to manage that?

    If you look at the X-Rays, the main difference between a real explosive device, and the GPS coke can, is that the GPS coke can just has electronics and batteries.


    Simple:

    - Use a small detonator, shaped like a battery, in the battery cluster.
    - Substitute explosives for coke in the rest of the cans in the 12 pack.

    But if I were a security type (especially on a military vessel - and MORE especially on, say, a carrierr) I'd be more concerned about a device composed of a satellite cellphone / GPS system (with custom software and enough batteries to keep it running in bursts for months) than eleven 12-oz cans of plastique and a detonator. Dandy spy tool - tracks the carrier group just by being there, and provides comm for the spy. Plausible denyability, too.

    What I'd be more concerned about, with respect to terrorism, is fake "claim the car" cans.

    Mossad (Israel's analog of the CIA) has already assasinated at least one Palestinian military leader by swapping his cellphone with tweaked with a hunk of plastique, set up to blow his head off when they called it and he answered. Now we know what the "winning cans" look like.

    A terrorist could manufacture look-alikes, full of C4 and set up to blow when you hit the button. MUCH easier and cheaper to design and fabricate (especially for a terrorist operation with a billion-dollar bankroll) than the real ones. Most people coming across one of these when opening a 12- or 24-pack will immediately hit the button to claim the car. BOOM!

    A few hundred of these slipped into shipments of Coke delivered to stores on the same day could cause a LOT of death and panic among the authorities before they figured out what was happening and got the word out - espeically if the outside of the can was part of the explosive so it isn't recognizable after, and they'd have to infer what was going on from finding most of the bomb victims in their kitchens near a just-opened 12-pack.

    So if I find one of those cans, I'm going to take it out back and rig a jig with a LONG string to push the button from a distance the first time. B-)

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    1. Re:I have other concerns. by kd5ujz · · Score: 2

      I would not be surprised if AL-queda did not frequent slashdot, for "up to the minute cutting edge ideas".

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      God is everything science has yet to explain.
    2. Re:I have other concerns. by nanospook · · Score: 1

      Maybe not so simple? Notice the color ORANGE when the regular coke can is scanned? Orange for Organic (just shoot me down if I'm wrong). So substituting explosives for coke probably will give you a different color in the photo.. Still, several phrases come to mind.. 1. Where there's a will, there's a way.. 2. Famous last words!

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    3. Re:I have other concerns. by Ungrounded+Lightning · · Score: 1

      I would not be surprised if AL-queda did not frequent slashdot, for "up to the minute cutting edge ideas".

      I'm sure AL-queda can figure out plenty of stuff like this for themselves.

      The way to keep ahead is to keep open.

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      Bantam Dominique roosters crow a four-note song. Once you've heard it as "Happy BIRTHday" you can't NOT hear it that way
  72. It's called "false color" by Ungrounded+Lightning · · Score: 1

    Anyone care to explain xray photos in full color? In all the images, the PCBs are green, the coke is brownish, etc... how the hell does an xray machine do color? or are they simply colored after the fact for clarity?

    It's called "false color", and has been used to improve visual display from remote sensing equipment for decades - and manual map making for centuries. (Think of a crop map with each field color-coded accroding to what is grown there.)

    You could break the observed density of the material into classes, or X-ray with multiple wavelengths that are absorbed differently by different materials and map the combinations into classes.

    Then you assign a color to each class. Even for monochrome density masks, just assigning a different color to ranges of density helps pick out shapes. But if you've got targets that bin into nice like-measureing clusters you can pick colors for each one that look like targets of interest in that bin would look in visible light: Green for fiberglass, dark for metal makes a PC board full of electronics LOOK like PC boards full of electronics. Brown for mostly-water makes cans of water-based drinks look like cola, and so on. This makes them easier to spot, easing operator training requirements and lowering error rates.

    A little image processing on neighboring pixels can help you keep contiguous pieces colored the same even with noise and overlapping in the data. More spread-out image processing can help you recognize things like cylindrical objects containing a uniform substance, and give them a density change rather than rainbow mach bands, and so on.

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  73. security firm "Blackwater USA"... you mean... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    terrorists for hire. These scumbags are nothing more than agressive thugs for hire. They are mercernaries, plain and simple.

    They are reckless vicious cockbiters, who are putting american soldiers at risk. Due to blackwater's role in several civilian massacres, involving using extreme force to quell nonviolent civil disobeidence, these scumfucking shitbags have raised the ante in Iraq, which is why american soldiers and international civilians working in Iraq are facing brutality and beheadings.

    Fuck blackwater. Fuck halliburton.

    These fuckers are ripping the taxpayer off to extreme levels, are breaking every concievable rule and law imaginable (from rules governing potability of water supplies, cleanliness of food preparation all the way to crimes against humanity, rape and murder), and their employees are either A.) lowlifes who belong in jail or B.) good decent people trying to make a living, who are defenseless and weak, and are hostage fodder.

    When these people get killed, especially the mercs, their numbers are hidden, so americans never learn the true cost of war.

    Furthermore, there very presence is a slap in the face of every coalition soldier, marine, sailor and pilot serving in the gulf.

    Its like working in a big firm, always being praised, and when the big project comes up, your team is supplanted by outside consultants, who get paid 5-10 times more than you, and end up fucking things up so hard that you have to work free nights and weekends, while they are triple billing your boss. You see them send in fake bills, and get paid, and when you call them on it, people brand you a "traitor".

    Fuck the mercs. Are we supposed to believe that our military is so incapable of doing its duty that it needs this kind of scum? They kill without conscience, fight without honor, not for love of country but pure greed. This is the result of incompetent regime of bush. These fuckers running around like the armies for hire in "snow crash". Our government is nearly bankrupt because its leaders are the very people who are ripping it off. Companies like halliburton, charging hundreds of dollars for a single gallon of gas, in the very place that shit is made. Its like charging $100 for a gallon of swamp water in the everglades. These fuckers sent our army to battle before they where ready, without sufficient equipment or numbers.

    American soldiers are DYING because bush & co. didn't have the time, money or patience to equip their persons or vehicles with sufficient (or any) armor. America has run out of bullets! We fought a war without sufficient ammunition! We had to buy it from Israel! America has run out of CASH! We had to borrow hundreds of millions from Japan and China! But, we have enough money to pay halliburton $50 for a fucking sandwich that's got more fecal matter in it than nutrition, and that don't matter, because they can only get around to giving the average soldier ONE FUCKING MEAL A DAY.

    Fuck bush, fuck cheney, fuck their fucking war and fuck companies like BLACKWATER who get rich off it.

    1. Re:security firm "Blackwater USA"... you mean... by kd5ujz · · Score: 1

      You must serve in the military ( or pass a board of review, whatever the hell that means) before you enter into blackwaters training facility.

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      -William
      God is everything science has yet to explain.
    2. Re:security firm "Blackwater USA"... you mean... by tazanator · · Score: 1

      purhaps if clinton hadn't fired all the army's cooks and contracted the work out the soildiers would get more meals.

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  74. sweet! by orangesquid · · Score: 1

    Great! Now all I have to do is print this out and take it with me to the grocery store, along with my X-ray scanning system. Then the prize is mine for sure!!

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    1. Re:sweet! by geekoid · · Score: 1

      what you need is a F-ray

      http://www.geocities.com/theneutralplanet/transc ri pts/season2/1ACV13.html

      Of course, if you can't figure out that its the winning can without a picture of the X-Ray, you have some pretty big troubles...

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    2. Re:sweet! by orangesquid · · Score: 1

      Slurms: All right! Whimmy-wham-wham-wazzle! Lay some skin on me dudes!

      [Fry and Bender do. Some worm slime comes off on Fry's hand.]

      Bender: Wow! The original party worm! [Fry wipes the slime off on his trousers. Bender starts to dance.] Are you ready to get down, get funky with us?


      Best part of that episodes IMHO :)

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      --TheOrangeSquid Is it any wonder things seem so awry? We swim in a sea of confusion and don't have to think to survive
  75. Also in the news by melted · · Score: 1

    Senate passed an addendum to PATRIOT act forbidding Coca Cola and other soft drink companies from selling canned soda. Glass containers are still allowed.

  76. Re:This is to ensure the call doesn't crash the pl by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Isn't Coke in cans served on Airliners during the flights.... along with your bag of pretzels.....

    Holy shit batman!!

    ~me

  77. Something like that happened to me, too. by Ungrounded+Lightning · · Score: 1

    On another occasion, I was actually arrested at an airport because my keychain had a 2 cm long cheap pistol pendant on it. I am not kidding. This was many years pre-9/11, btw.

    Long before the terrorism scare - in the decades of lull between the insurance bombings and hijackings-to-cuba and the use of boxcutters to hijack planes on 9/11 - I took a cross-country air flight. Unfortunately I had left a pocketknife in my carryon luggage (from a previous trip where it was checked baggage).

    The pocket knife was a retracting-shield model (a workaround for anti-switchblade laws), with a shirt pocket clip, about the total length of a pen. They spotted it and had me open the bag for inspection.

    I pointed out that it had been at the bottom of a carryon too big to access conveniently inside the plane, so obviously I wasn't trying to use it on the crew. I pointed out that it was of legal length and design, and offered to have them gate-check the bag so it wouldn't be accessable to me on the plane (or could they hold it for me until my return because it was kinda pricey). And I pointed out that I had a non-refundable ticket, so if I missed this plane due to delays could they please let the airline know that I'd missed it because they'd detained me so I wouldn't have to pay full-fare to take a later trip?

    The security team didn't want to make a call that might cost somebody official some trouble and/or money, so they called the sherrif's detail. (County airport.) They didn't want to make that call either. Just before the plane was to go they passed me through.

    This ended up with me on the plane with the knife in my shirt pocket. So if I'd really been a hijacker it would have been more convenient.

    NOWadays they'd probably just confiscate it - and maybe make me miss the plane or bust me for having it if I complained. Hijacking planes with small cutting implements and using them to kill thousands of unrelated ground-dwellers is no longer a theoretical threat, and they've had lots of shaking-out of procedures for handling inadvertent carriers of undesired objects.

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    1. Re:Something like that happened to me, too. by geekoid · · Score: 1

      OTOH, what do you think would happen to the person who stood up on a plane and tried to hijack it with a knife, today?

      They would either be laughed at, or beat to death.

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  78. Re:dirty bomb (imagine this) by Lobsang · · Score: 1

    Anyone who takes a look at the PDF will see there's little room for confusion between the can and the example explosives. The explosives, packed with explosive charge, contain material throughout the can, but the GPS Cokes are hollow. Actually I'm disappointed, you win the contest and you don't even get to drink a coke? sheesh.

    This one always bit me. Imagine this situation: It's 3am, you're at the office in the middle of a huge upgrade. You dig your pockets looking for change. You find a few coins but you're way too short to buy your coke. You go back to the parking lot in the middle of the night. You dig a few more coins from your coin holder. Still 20 cents away from a coke... You start removing your car seats and find a dime. Cool! Now only 10 cents to go! You go back to the cafeteria but there's not a single soul around. You start looking desperately to the floor but no dimes are around. Eventually, you decide to look under the vending machine and find a glint of promise. You fetch some computer paper and retrieve your precious dime.

    The glory of consumerism! To need something and to have the willingness and the money to purchase it! You insert each and every coin into the machine, with the rewarding 'clank' after each coin. You dutifully select the coke button and another 'clank' welcomes the can hitting the bottom of the dispenser. You grab the can, but, hey, there's something not right here! It's too light! It's one of those DARN GPS COKES! OK! You got a gazillion dollars, a private jet and a booby check coming to get you but...

    Are they bringing a coke with them?

  79. Re:This is to ensure the call doesn't crash the pl by laing · · Score: 1

    The really amusing part about those FAA regulations is that they aren't recognized and/or enforced internationally. After flying domestically for many years, I took a flight to Beijing and was shocked to see everyone turning on their phones and making calls while the plane was STILL LANDING.
    The plane landed without incident.

  80. Food allergies. by Ungrounded+Lightning · · Score: 1

    Dose anyone here regularly carry 12-pack boxes of cola on flights?

    I used to carry large bottles or multiple cans of Jolt Cola on long air flights at one point. I'd be in caffeine withdrawal by the end of the flight otherwise (or strung out from substituting coffee) and couldn't drink ordinary colas due to an allergy to corn sweeteners.

    Eventually Jolt switched to corn sweetener, too, I finally switched to commercial diet colas - and cut back on the caffeine. But I still carry a few on, and a sandwich, rather than be at the mercy of the flight's timing of drink and food delivery and food ingredient choices.

    Because jolt is hard to find, I'd often carry enough for the far-end stay as well. And because stowed luggage is a pain, for short trips I'd try to do everything carryon. So if Jolt had come in 12-packs, yes, I'd have carried them on at times.

    So it's easy for me to imagine other people among the millions of air-travelers - say ones with a strong preference for Coke and a long flight ahead on a Pepsi-serving airline - who might very well tote a 12-pack among their carryon luggage. Or who might not notice, in a rush of packing, that one of the Cokes they stuffed in their bag was a "winning can".

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    1. Re:Food allergies. by bill_mcgonigle · · Score: 1

      I used to carry large bottles or multiple cans of Jolt Cola on long air flights at one point. I'd be in caffeine withdrawal by the end of the flight otherwise (or strung out from substituting coffee) and couldn't drink ordinary colas due to an allergy to corn sweeteners.

      Wouldn't NoDoz have been easier to carry?

      See if Jolt makes a Kosher edition around passover. I'm not sure what law corn syrup violates but Kosher Coke uses Sucrose, as does Canadian and some Southern Cokes.

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    2. Re:Food allergies. by Ungrounded+Lightning · · Score: 1

      Wouldn't NoDoz have been easier to carry?

      That would be worse than coffee on the strung-out side, and wouldn't provide any water.

      See if Jolt makes a Kosher edition around passover. I'm not sure what law corn syrup violates but Kosher Coke uses Sucrose, as does Canadian and some Southern Cokes.

      I've given up on Jolt after they added corn syrup well BEFORE they changed the label - and I was wondering why I was feeling ill for months... Don't trust 'em any more. (Also my cafeine tolerance is down so Diet Pepsi does it for me - and is readily available.) But thanks.

      As I understand it they get really picky about not eating ANYTHING that MIGHT contain a TRACE of something other than kosher wheat flour that COULD have been used to make bread. So corn, rye, millet, etc. in any form - including sweeteners - are out.

      (There's one group, though, that considers corn syrup Kosher. But the manufacturers put BIG WARNING labels on things they certify about who certified it, so mainstream Kosher-keepers don't accidentally break their rule set.)

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  81. Re:GPS coke can? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    If you look at the list of nations that have historically attempted food self-sufficiency, I think you, too, will come to the conclusion that that is not a club we want to be part of.

    Let me guess: you're all for energy independence, though, so we won't have to keep bothering with Middle Eastern oil.

    Why would dependence on foreign food be good and dependence on foreign oil be bad?

  82. No, it's the UN that's responsible for that. by Ungrounded+Lightning · · Score: 2, Insightful

    It is the lack of a free market to transport that food to market efficiently.

    Yes, and do you know who is responsible for that? The US and Europe, with their lavish farm subsidies. If Western nations ever allowed the free market to operate in developing nations, problems with food and poverty in the world would be greatly reduced.


    No, what's responsible for that - in Kosovo at least - is the UN's arms embargo. By disarming everybody who wasn't supported by an outside group (typically a large country), they left them at the mercy of those who WERE supported by such powers, and who wanted to eliminate them. Thus starvation, and genocide.

    That's one special case. But there are plenty of other special cases.

    For instance: Iraq under Sadam. Turns out (as siezed documents show) many of the high UN officials - and high officials from various UN member countries - were on-the-take from the Oil-for-Palaces program - whose gravy train ended with the invasion. For over a decade the UN stood by while Sadam slaughtered Iraqui citizens - and many of the members opposed the invasion right up to the end (then made nicey-nice to join in on the reconstruction gravy-train once the bribes stopped flowing). Any bets on how much of that was due to bought politicians rather than principled opposition?

    Or take Biafra: Millions starved into death or plague, or masacred (with MACHETTIES - who needs guns?) because disarmament rendered them helpless before organized military opposition.

    Starvation doesn't come from "greedy corporations" "wasting money". They'd LOVE to feed the world - they'd make MORE MONEY that way!

    Starvation comes from government and proto-government intervention, through misguided policies or outright planned genocide.

    The solution to genocide is allow the potential victims - which means EVERYBODY - to arm themselves for their own defense. The solution to starvation is to eliminate the governmental obstacles to people feeding themselves, whether by raising their own food or earning enough after-confiscation cash to buy it from others.

    And the obstacle to both is governmental force, implemented either by malicious people or people too ignorant or stupid to understand that the SECOND-order effects of government programs often completely swamp and reverse the expected FIRST-order effects.

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    1. Re:No, it's the UN that's responsible for that. by dekeji · · Score: 1

      No, what's responsible for that - in Kosovo at least - is the UN's arms embargo.

      We are talking about third world nations, nations with development problems, not Kosovo. Those are nations with huge population growth and little economic development.

      By disarming everybody who wasn't supported by an outside group (typically a large country), they left them at the mercy of those who WERE supported by such powers, and who wanted to eliminate them. Thus starvation, and genocide.

      Well, even assuming that that theory were true (ridiculous as it is--the UN doesn't have the resources to disarm the poor of the world), who is running the UN? It's the US and Europe. If you hold UN policies responsible for world poverty and hunger, it just falls right back into our lap.

      The solution to genocide is allow the potential victims - which means EVERYBODY - to arm themselves for their own defense.

      Ah, yes, I see: so, you believe that the Jews got killed by the Nazis because the UN imposed selective gun control on the Jews. Uh huh...

      And the obstacle to both is governmental force, implemented either by malicious people or people too ignorant or stupid to understand that the SECOND-order effects of government programs often completely swamp and reverse the expected FIRST-order effects.

      You are forgetting the zeroth-order effects of government: an unprecedented level of wealth, life expectancy, and security. That's why most people are willing to put up with government and try to fix it when its unintended consequences (and there are many) rear their ugly heads.

      Starvation doesn't come from "greedy corporations" "wasting money". They'd LOVE to feed the world - they'd make MORE MONEY that way!

      I never talked about "greedy corporations wasting money". If you put things in quotes, you better make sure that they are quotations.

      But you are completely naive if you think that the economic interests of food producing companies are aligned with your or my interests or the interests of inhabitants of the third world. Food is something you can't do without--it's the ultimate drug. Companies maximize their profit by centralizing food production and creating scarcity. Their interst is not to feed the world, their interest is in feeding only those people who have enough money to make it worth their while. And it is in their interest to use their political influence to kill any competitor that can produce food cheaper and more efficiently than they can.

  83. flames by bobblebob · · Score: 1

    Wow, that was a lot of message flaming on the www.wifi-toys.com site

  84. Re:I wish I had a cute daughter. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    But you already have 4 of them, Danny!

  85. Re:GPS coke can? by dekeji · · Score: 1

    What, you mean how the US insists that others not put up one way trade barriers or they will? Oooh, pretty villinous that. The US trades for their own profit and if other countries don't want to trade with the US they don't have to. The point of trade is profit.

    But not at any cost. Many of the nations we are talking about aren't even democratic, so the US isn't trading with the people of those nations, it is trading with a bunch of thugs that hold those nations hostage. Sure, one can make a lot of money trading with thugs, but that doesn't make it ethical or legal.

    Furthermore, other countries have given the trading system the US effectively initiated a chance; if, after a few decades, it doesn't work, they may well not want to continue with it. The loss will be primarily to the US, because the others don't have that much to lose.

    It's not an economic issue, it's a strategic one. We are paying for a strategic advantage with an economic cost.

    Accumulating too many strategic advantages is something other nations are likely wary of, and eventually, they may act on that.

    The unskilled imagrants the US recieves are common to all richer nations without draconian imagration controls. The only way they'll stop is when the US is no longer better off than most other nations.

    My point exactly. And that should preferably happen by making other nations better off. But if the US doesn't work towards making other nations better off, it will happen when the US sinks to their level.

    The terrorism the US is experiencing is not a result of ecconomic policy. It's because they helped Israel.

    Israel is just an excuse. If those nations were democratic and their citizens well-off, they wouldn't give a damn about Israel or the US.

    Like who, most of western europe? Their subsidies put ours to shame.

    I included the EU in my criticism. But the EU at least isn't naive enough anymore to think they can become self-sufficient. The last major European nation to think that was Nazi Germany.

    What specific trade practices are you comparing to breaking boats and handcuffing?

    Killing the domestic agricultural base of developing nations with subsidized food products, making those nations dependent on expensive US chemical and seed products, and keeping dictatorships in power because they suit our economic interests, just to name a few.

    Countries like Japan that import raw materials and export finished products more would be far worse off if there was a trade disturbance. The US doesn't need trade to survive. America would suffer, japan might starve.

    Japan isn't foolish enough to try isolationism, so it isn't an issue for them.

    I think you also underestimate how dependent the US is on the rest of the world. US industry would collapse without cheap oil from the middle east. Worse, however, the US economy and government function only because of huge influxes of money from overseas. US wealth is a complete illusion, financed by borrowing from the rest of the world.

  86. Re:dirty bomb (imagine this) by NuclearDog · · Score: 0

    "You fetch some computer paper and retrieve your precious dime."

    You speak as if you have had experience fetching money out from under vending machine using computer paper?

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  87. Farming Subsidies by MyHair · · Score: 1

    We also have enormous government subsidies, paid for by tax payers, to keep farmers happy and in business. It may be good for ensuring a reliable food supply domestically (and give the number of wars we fight, not exactly a bad idea either), but it is causing huge economic problems elsewhere.

    Huh? How are our farm subsidies causing problems abroad? U.S. Farming is way outside my realm of knowledge, but it seems obvious being sure we're able to produce our own food is quite necessary.

    In fact I've been worrying a bit lately that we're migrating too much to a service economy and moving more and more production and manufacturing out of the country; we need the ability to produce our own goods, too.

    1. Re:Farming Subsidies by dekeji · · Score: 1

      Huh? How are our farm subsidies causing problems abroad?

      Here are a few links: 1, 2, 3.

      U.S. Farming is way outside my realm of knowledge, but it seems obvious being sure we're able to produce our own food is quite necessary.

      In fact I've been worrying a bit lately that we're migrating too much to a service economy and moving more and more production and manufacturing out of the country; we need the ability to produce our own goods, too.


      You mean like another military power before the US?

    2. Re:Farming Subsidies by MyHair · · Score: 1

      Thanks, those are very interesting articles. At first I couldn't get over the idea that foreign countries were shooting themselves in the foot by reducing or eliminating tarrifs on our dumped excess (i.e. their fault not ours), but I presume the U.S. government and industry is using its muscle to force (or at least strongly encourage) these countries to reduce/eliminate their own tarrifs. And I didn't know the school lunch program had evolved into a surplus food dump program--that pissed me off. It's a lot of stuff to think about.

      I have to admit my kneejerk reaction to your last like was "he's calling me a Nazi!?" But I got over that...interesting stuff to think about. It still seems obvious we need to be self-supporting, but then it is also obvious our markets aren't free and we're too protectionist.

    3. Re:Farming Subsidies by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      But I got over that...interesting stuff to think about. It still seems obvious we need to be self-supporting, but then it is also obvious our markets aren't free and we're too protectionist.

      Well, you have to realize that much of European 19th and early 20th century thinking was dominated by autarky; Nazi Germany was just the last gasp of that philosophy. One of the key motivations behind the EU was to create economic integration and interedepency in order to make conflict an irrational choice, and it has worked: within 50 years, Europe has gone from a continent of mortal enemies to an integrated whole with few serious conflicts between its different societies.

      From a historical point of view, any attempts by the US to maintain self-sufficiency seem like a throw-back to 19th century thinking, a prescription for war and conflict. The US may try to maintain that we are doing this in order to be able to bring civilization and peace to the world without fear of reprisals, but, frankly, that's what the great colonial powers of the 19th century were saying as well.

      Whether US motivations are "pure" or not, just from the point of international politics and international public opinion, attempts at autarky and attempts at civilizing and pacifying the world just don't look good to other societies because they have seen and heard it all before. And, on the other hand, they have seen how well giving up autarky works.

      In any case, it's an illusion that the US can achieve autarky anyway: the US only functions because of massive borrowing overseas. Whether US manages to produce food domestically doesn't matter much anymore anyway.

  88. Re:GPS coke can? by Blastrogath · · Score: 1

    What about Japan, or hong kong, or taiwan? Most western european nations have pretty much mined out the easy mineral veins and cut down many of their forests but they're ok. You can make good farming land as long as you have water.

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  89. ELF... by Zardus · · Score: 1

    Wait... The military uses SCO technology?

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  90. Re:GPS coke can? by dekeji · · Score: 1

    And how does the US and European domestical policies affect starving North Koreans? Maybe it's because they have oversized army to feed for such a small country?

    Probably. And what point are you trying to make?

    Does US and European domestical policies somehow magically alter the weather patterns in famin stricken countries?

    Well, yes, they do, that too (global warming), but that's not what we are talking about here.

    What we are talking about here is that they do hinder economic development and they raise the cost of food production in famine stricken countries. As a result, those nations have larger populations and produce less food than they otherwise would, and that is where famine really comes from.

  91. IUD? Does everyone die of Toxic Shock? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I think you might have meant IED, but I agree with the rest of your posting...

  92. Sigh by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    could be mad

    "made".

  93. Re:GPS coke can? by dekeji · · Score: 1

    Let me guess: you're all for energy independence, though, so we won't have to keep bothering with Middle Eastern oil. Why would dependence on foreign food be good and dependence on foreign oil be bad?

    Because creating or preventing dependencies just shouldn't be our policy goal--our policy goals should be oriented towards development, progress, and fairness. And, generally speaking, fair trade and open markets help with that (they don't always and they need to be regulated, but not for a one-sided advantage).

    In the case of Middle Eastern oil, we subsidize the auto industry and we subsidize undemocratic foreign regimes. If we charged for gas and oil what they actually cost and let the Middle Eastern nations do whatever they want to do politically, we'd get energy independence in a heartbeat.

    In the case of food, we subsidize domestic agricultural producers, for a variety of reasons, including a misguided attempt at food self-sufficiency. That causes big economic problems in nations whose major form of export could be food but isn't. It also causes mass migration from, say, Mexico to the US.

    So, the underlying problem is that we distort the market, which happens to have two different consequences for the two kinds of goods.

    Note, incidentally, that we are trying to achieve energy "self"-sufficiency, basically by turning various oil producing nations into political client states.

    In general, dependence on other nations is probably a good thing, simply because it creates a common interest and leads to cooperation, but dependencies among nations should arise naturally when they make economic sense--they should not be artificially created or prevented.

  94. Re:GPS coke can? by Bull999999 · · Score: 1

    In the NK example, the point I'm trying to make is it doesn't matter how much food a country has if it makes feeding the military and party leaders a higher priority then feeding the rest of the population.

    You still didn't explain who US and European economic policies create famine. Did you know that, famines existed well before US and EU were formed?

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  95. CONSPIRACY ALERT by jgardn · · Score: 1

    BUSH: Those dirty commies! I wish I could nuke them today. They all suck.

    CHENEY: Have you ever thought of using Global Warming to destroy them?

    BUSH: How will raising global temperatures a few degrees over the next one hundred years eradicate our enemies?

    CHENEY: See, there you go again, thinking. You shouldn't do that, you know.

    BUSH: I'm sorry, I didn't mean to make you unhappy.

    CHENEY: That's okay, I forgive you... this time. But to answer your question, our research indicates that raising the global temperature just a fraction of a degree can start a new ice age and turn North Korea to a desert, all at the same time!

    BUSH: What about the report that said that global warming does nothing?

    CHENEY: Oh, that's hogwash. We whitewashed that until you could barely see the ink on the paper. Anyway, how about we get started?

    BUSH: What do I do?

    CHENEY: First, we need to raise oil prices...

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    1. Re:CONSPIRACY ALERT by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Nice self-affirming journal entry. Sounds like you're really convincing yourself that liberals are an evil just waiting for you "ultra right-wing conservatives" to justly smite. Keep repeating it to yourself, and I'm sure you'll live a happy life thinking that you're better than most everybody else.

  96. More true than you think by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Well, we are moving to a society of uneducated twits. So I'm not surprised at all.