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  1. Re:Agree 100% on Why Phone Stores Should Stockpile Replacements · · Score: 1

    This article is foolish. I could write the same diatribe for any object under warranty.

    What do you expect from that halfwit blowhard Haselton?

  2. Re:Why Bennett is more annoying than he has to be. on Why My LG Optimus Cellphone Is Worse Than It's Supposed To Be · · Score: 0

    Because Rob "Samzenpus" Rozeboom gets a boner whenever this douchebag idiot opens his mouth.
    Nothing Haselton says ever makes any sense except to say
    "I'm an asshole, and you have to listen to my rants because /. moderators want to suck my cock".

  3. Re:Who are these idiot futurists? on By 2045 'The Top Species Will No Longer Be Humans,' and That Could Be a Problem · · Score: 1

    we'd need a massive conspiracy of megalomaniac genius experts in artifcial intelligence who intentionally develop malware to infect military robots that go around shooting people

    That's right.
    And that mysterious organization would have a James Bond-like name, say "Defence Advanced Research Projects Agency".

  4. Re:Transcendence on By 2045 'The Top Species Will No Longer Be Humans,' and That Could Be a Problem · · Score: 1

    Exactly.
    We will have killer robots because most robot research is funded by the military: hence the "D" of DARPA.
    A bunch of killer robots is exactly what they want.

    Of course, after they kill all the enemies, they will just lay down their arms and serve us. Wouldn't they?

  5. Re:AHHHHHH!!!!! on By 2045 'The Top Species Will No Longer Be Humans,' and That Could Be a Problem · · Score: 1

    I shall run screaming from the oncoming robot overlord killing machines! Ahhhh! Ahhhhh! - Gahhk!

    Well then, you clearly need Old Glory Insurance.

  6. Re:Intelligence on By 2045 'The Top Species Will No Longer Be Humans,' and That Could Be a Problem · · Score: 1

    There was an article here recently suggesting that consciousness is non-computable.

    Only if you start out by defining it as non-computable.

  7. Re:It's a question of mass production on By 2045 'The Top Species Will No Longer Be Humans,' and That Could Be a Problem · · Score: 1

    Moore's Law and similar technologies (massively parallel computing etc) will result in systems exponentially more powerful than IBM's Watson. At some point a future Watson or Google AI system will make "decisions" indistinguishable from a human's.

    If you want to fantasize like that, nobody is going to stop you. But your reasoning is nonsense.

    You could increase the speed of the Watson hardware a hundred times, and do you know what difference it would make?
    Other than answering a bit faster, absolutely none.

    It's software that limits an AI program's capabilities, not hardware.
    And we currently have no idea how to create intelligent software.

  8. Re:AI is always "right around the corner". on By 2045 'The Top Species Will No Longer Be Humans,' and That Could Be a Problem · · Score: 1

    A "new intelligent species" would need to do a lot more than analyze insurance policies. That's just an application.
    Watson, on the other hand, comes remarkably close.

  9. Re:AI is always "right around the corner". on By 2045 'The Top Species Will No Longer Be Humans,' and That Could Be a Problem · · Score: 1

    So, have you ever asked yourself "What or who am I?"?

    Did you say "yes"? Interesting, because that is exactly how a chatbot would reply to the same question.

    It is completely impossible to say whether any entity, living or not, possesses that kind of introspective intelligence.
    Thus, your test is non-falsifiable, or in other words, just a lot of philosophical horseshit.

  10. Re:What about range on this smaller car? on Tesla Aims For $30,000 Price, 2017 Launch For Model E · · Score: 1

    Don't forget cupholders!

  11. Re:What about range on this smaller car? on Tesla Aims For $30,000 Price, 2017 Launch For Model E · · Score: 1

    Where range anxiety is a rather smaller issue.

  12. Re:I hope not. on Is K-12 CS Education the Next Common Core? · · Score: 1

    So half of your points have to be labelled "2." and half have to be labelled "3."?
    That sucks!

  13. Re:Common core changes history on Is K-12 CS Education the Next Common Core? · · Score: 1

    I think about half the idiots posting crap about them are liberals trying to make conservatives look like idiots.

    No need, they will do it themselves.
    But this crap doesn't come from "conservatives" in the Eisenhower/McCain sense, but from loony-right TeaBaggers like Ted Cruz.

  14. Re:So....far more than guns on CDC: 1 In 10 Adult Deaths In US Caused By Excessive Drinking · · Score: 1

    find out that Jane is actually a man posing as a woman

    Does that mean he/she wins the Imitiation Game ?

  15. Re:So....far more than guns on CDC: 1 In 10 Adult Deaths In US Caused By Excessive Drinking · · Score: 1

    I mean, I've found out that you have been writing about me and my Slashdot comments FOR YEARS

    That's probably because you have been submitting some of the most consistently stupid reasoning on /. FOR YEARS.

  16. Re:So, what's the correction? on Evidence of a Correction To the Speed of Light · · Score: 1

    Not since 1983, when it was redefined in terms of the speed of light.

  17. Re:This is just fucked up on WikiLeaks Publishes Secret International Trade Agreement · · Score: 1

    By then, there won't be time for any critical analysis leading to rejection of the agreement.

  18. Re:Because clearly... on WikiLeaks Publishes Secret International Trade Agreement · · Score: 1

    Jane didn't get it.
    She almost never does.

  19. Re:Necessity of regulation on When Drones Fall From the Sky · · Score: 1

    Oh billy, aren't you silly?

  20. Re:A minority view? on Teaching Creationism As Science Now Banned In Britain's Schools · · Score: 3, Interesting

    Sure, in theology or philosophy class.
    Not in science class.

  21. Re:Higher capacity for smaller roofs on Elon Musk's Solar City Is Ramping Up Solar Panel Production · · Score: 1

    The problem with that is that the cost of a thermal solar system lies almost entirely in the cost of construction,
    something that will always go up over time. On the other hand, the cost PV panels have been dropping dramatically
    due to economies of scale, something which will never apply to thermal solar.

  22. Re:More Uses for Aluminium foil on MIT Researchers Can Take Your Pulse, Right Through the Walls · · Score: 1

    Couldn't you just use aluminum foil as wallpaper?

  23. Re:Stupidly tricked, not clever on Was Turing Test Legitimately Beaten, Or Just Cleverly Tricked? · · Score: 1

    I'd be glad to try.
    The fact that this (and previous chatbots) can convince anyone that they are real is a sad commentary on the quality of the judges.
    Besides, why not make it a better test by telling each judge that they will earn $100 if they are right, but will owe you $100 if they are wrong?
    I doubt if they would be so forgiving under those circumstances.

  24. Re:but that's the problem with the turing test... on Was Turing Test Legitimately Beaten, Or Just Cleverly Tricked? · · Score: 1
    Not to someone who actually understands statistics.
    The correct percentage that needs to be achieved depends on:
    1. -The sample size (number of judges), and
    2. -The desired confidence level

    Without specifying both of these, the test must be statistically meaningless.

  25. Re:but that's the problem with the turing test... on Was Turing Test Legitimately Beaten, Or Just Cleverly Tricked? · · Score: 1

    In other words, if a statistically significant portion of the judges guess correctly,
    then the test is a failure. In order to judge that, you would need to have a sufficiently large group of judges
    (at least several hundred) to make the statistical analysis valid.