I'm currently working on a formulation for Homoeopathic Petrol (TM).
I'm sure everyone can see the benefits; a limitless fuel source, cleanly produced and it increases in potency as production increases.
Does anyone want to fund my venture? It's a sure fire moneymaker. Get in early!
BTW, I came up with this idea after a long night of drinking my previous invention - Homoeopathic Beer (TM).
If I have the time I like to keep these people on the phone. My record so far is an hour and fifty minutes.
I have a honeypot system ready to go and it's fun and informative to see how they operate.
Keeping them busy means they have less time to prey on somebody else less compueter savvy. I see it as a public service.
I'm looking to patient my discovery of Homeopathic Whiskey.
I have taken a rather excellent Single Malt and I have continually watered it down in a Homeopathic fashion to a concentration of many million parts.(note: only the best spring water would suffice)
Based upon proven Homeopathic principles, as one might expect, my Whiskey offers the highest recorded alcohol content and the most pungent taste.
Obviously, I will charge a premium price for this rare treat.
I'm hoping to have this product endorsed by a number of significant people including the new health minster.
Do you think I will have many takers?
PS: Next I'm thinking about Homeopathic Petrol and Homeopathic Chocolate. Do you think there might be a market?
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I'm currently working on a formulation for Homoeopathic Petrol (TM). I'm sure everyone can see the benefits; a limitless fuel source, cleanly produced and it increases in potency as production increases. Does anyone want to fund my venture? It's a sure fire moneymaker. Get in early! BTW, I came up with this idea after a long night of drinking my previous invention - Homoeopathic Beer (TM).
If I have the time I like to keep these people on the phone. My record so far is an hour and fifty minutes. I have a honeypot system ready to go and it's fun and informative to see how they operate. Keeping them busy means they have less time to prey on somebody else less compueter savvy. I see it as a public service.
I'm looking to patient my discovery of Homeopathic Whiskey. I have taken a rather excellent Single Malt and I have continually watered it down in a Homeopathic fashion to a concentration of many million parts.(note: only the best spring water would suffice) Based upon proven Homeopathic principles, as one might expect, my Whiskey offers the highest recorded alcohol content and the most pungent taste. Obviously, I will charge a premium price for this rare treat. I'm hoping to have this product endorsed by a number of significant people including the new health minster. Do you think I will have many takers? PS: Next I'm thinking about Homeopathic Petrol and Homeopathic Chocolate. Do you think there might be a market?