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  1. Where's the pressure? on NZ Government Pushes For Wide Spying Powers · · Score: 1

    The first thing that occurred to me is "how the
    hell does the FBI pressure New Zealand?" Having
    read the referenced article, it sure seems to me
    like the NZ police, spooks, and politicians are
    chomping at the bit to get this done of their
    own volition. The FBI can "push" a standardized
    intel scheme, but that certainly doesn't pressure
    or coerce any sovereign nation that isn't in our
    "welfare state grasp" to implement it.

    Real pressure can happen only when we export our
    "welfare state" to other nations. Case in point:
    when the Bahamas wanted to adopt Grand Caymen's
    private banking model (which is even more secure
    and private than the infamous Swiss banks,) the
    U.S. used its foreign aid (direct and indirect,
    like the Carribbean Basin Initiative) to coerce
    the Bahamas into compromising the privacy of
    account holders. Grand Caymen, unlike the
    Bahamas, is a very wealthy island nation and can
    afford to tell the U.S. to kiss its tanned ass
    without hesitation.

    Closer to home, how about this one: the federal
    government gets the states deeply dependent on
    highway dollars, and then tells them that they
    either pass a piece of legislation or they'll
    lose the federal "aid." Don't think it can
    happen? It just did and by 2004 all states will
    have a .08 blood alcohol level law. It matters
    not whether you think this is a good law, but
    the important thing is to study how they can
    control the states in a manner the U.S.
    Constitution doesn't allow. If the feds want to
    control public schools and how your children are
    educated, they simply have to give them lots of
    "free" money and get them highly dependent on
    that money - oops... they've already done that,
    too.

    But let's not stop there, because the politicos
    themselves are debt-ridden to the corporations
    and special interests that fund their campaigns.

    So you tell me whose running the show - it sure
    ain't the FBI.

  2. Re:Cold LED Stagelights, Windows and Fishbowls on Lighting The Future: Lasers And (Wild) LEDs · · Score: 1

    > Hey, is there a Linux version of the Color
    > Kinetics software out there?

    According to their website, their products
    support DMX512 protocol, so yes, there is
    Linux software (free!) that can support it!

    Just do a freshmeat.net search on "DMX"

  3. Linux is a perfect firewall/router for @Home! on Excite@Home Claims Broadband 'Safe' · · Score: 3

    Don't listen to the baloney that @Home dishes
    out about incompatibility with Linux. I use
    an old 16-meg RAM 486 box with a floppy booted
    copy of EigerStein/Linux router/firewall:

    http://lrp.steinkuehler.net/

    and it has worked perfectly 24X7 since the day
    it went online last June.

    As a cross-platform software developer, the
    client machines on my LAN include Windows
    98, NT, and 2000, and a Red Hat Linux 6.1
    system. All work great with the Linux router/
    firewall. I usually get around 1100 kilobits
    (~130 kilobytes) per second on the receiving
    bandwidth and you'd never know the router/
    firewall was there.

    The EigerStein package can either dynamically
    assign IP addresses to the client machines,
    or you can hardcode them, depending on your
    needs. Additionally, like with any other
    linux router package, you can pass through
    (or lock out) individual ports if you want
    to use something like Napster on the client
    machines.

    There was very little tweaking of the firewall
    configuration files to get it working with @Home
    and DHCP - the hardest part was figuring out the
    real names of the local mail and news servers -
    when installed, the @Home tech will simply use
    "mail" and "news" as the server names. The
    receipt they give you after the install has all
    the info you need to figure them out.

  4. It'll never happen because... on Civil Engineering with Atomic Detonations · · Score: 2

    Their watchdog press will raise a big stink and...no wait...their church leaders will rally against such an immoral...no wait...the people will take their firearms and rise up against the tyrants and...no wait...it's an election year in China and the politicians would never risk...no wait...hmmm........offhand, I'd say them Tibetans are screwed.

  5. Wait a minute... on BountyQuest vs. Stupid Patent Ideas · · Score: 2

    Let's say someone does the legwork, finds a company that was using one-click shopping before Amazon, and wins the 10,000 clams. Why couldn't that company then rightfully patent it, and we're back where we started? Perhaps that company can then make a kajillion dollars (and their attorneys a nice contingency fee) charging Amazon for back-royalties for infringement, like the guy who invented the delay circuit for windshield wipers.

    Can BountyQuest explain why this can't become just another game where the lawyers win? I'm not pointing fingers at the distinguished staff at BountyQuest, but have they unintentionally fallen into a "Break SDMI" sucker job? The real goal should be not to prove that Amazon (or any other particular company, deep pockets or not) doesn't deserve the patent, but that the concept is not patentable. Perhaps BountyQuest should consult their own attorneys about the patentability of a SETI@Home analog for legal research.

  6. Apparently... on Birth Of A Terascale Baby · · Score: 1

    ...even a Beowulf cluster of these things can't
    stop them from being slashdotted.

  7. You know it's a slow news day when... on Lego Mindstorms DJ · · Score: 1

    going to the trouble of posting a story like this
    takes priority over masturbating. Well then,
    Legos story out of the way for this week, guess
    we're all on the edge of our seats for some real
    dishes about some wood-popping anime, eh?

  8. Re:Not using DHL is your mistake on Package Shipping From USA To Russia? · · Score: 1

    Score 5: Informative's should actually be competent. There is no "Island of Nassau in the Bahamas." Nassau is a city on the island of New Providence. And it's a whole lot cheaper to create a new corporation in the U.S. Not to mention that if you do create a corporation outside of your state of residence, you probably still have to pay a hefty fee to register that corporation to do business in your own state. See: http://www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/ASIN/1574101250/ o/qid=969020624/sr=8-1/ref=aps_sr_b_1_3/ 104-3506991-0795118

  9. How it was supposed to be... on Biotransistors · · Score: 1

    Old news, d00d. I have Windows 98 running in
    my septic tank right now.

  10. Re:IPL?? on Interbase Open Source Release · · Score: 1

    Because a corporation like Inprise/Borland has many lawyers to pay, and lawyers have a vested interest in doing stuff that makes them get paid.

    Open source law practice - now there's a concept I could sink my teeth into.

  11. The True History Of Blobs on Interbase Open Source Release · · Score: 1

    > Jim Starkey, the "Big Bad Wolf" of Interbase and original author claims to have invented the concept of a BLOB (binary large object) stored in a relational database.

    It's quite a story, and you'll find at least 2 errors in the above sentence when you read about it:

    http://members.tripod.com/cvalde/misc/blob_true_ history.htm

  12. Re:Documentation - How about 10 megs worth! on Interbase Open Source Release · · Score: 1

    Check it out: ftp://ftp2.interbase.com/pub/products/beta6.0/ib_b 60_doc.zip There's also a general clean-up of typos and errors underway as well as a whole book being written by the IBDI: http://www.interbase2000.com/ib_handbook.htm Baudtender

  13. Re:Two Issues Here on Rural India Could Get Internet Access Via Railway · · Score: 1

    > 2) What do people in the villages need with the > Internet anyway?

    I have decided that anyone stupid enough to ask
    this question doesn't deserve Internet access.

    You are hereby sentenced to spend the next year
    crapping in your hand and sucking water from the
    atmosphere in order to inconvenience Us Really
    Important People to the smallest possible
    degree (and tell your damned kids to stay the
    hell out of MY BANDWIDTH.)

    Come back next year and tell us if you've got it
    yet.

    Baudtender

  14. The last piece of the puzzle! on 101 Keys Soaking Wet: The Flexboard · · Score: 1

    For those who think no ones cares about this sort
    of thing, I gotta say that when I found out about
    this keyboard, I did my "happy dance."

    Imagine this - a touchscreen 15" LCD monitor with
    built-in speakers, one of these keyboards, an
    Espresso with a USB Ethernet adapter and a
    Hauppauge USB TV tuner mounted "out of the
    weather", and what have I got?

    Order a beer and surf the net, or frag your
    neighbor, or watch whatever damned game you
    want, or request a tune from our MP3 jukebox
    or MIDI-ized player piano, cause you're sitting
    at the coolest bar in town.

    Baudtender

  15. Re:Quantum Cryptography on Interrogate Crypto Luminary Bruce Schneier · · Score: 1

    Good Lord, Man - Quantum Cryptography is the
    easiest thing in the world to understand (unless
    you own a cat, and keep it in a box.)

    It makes perfect sense, as long as you aren't
    looking at it. The decryption may or may not
    be correct, depending on when you are observing
    it - and if you are observing it, it can't
    possibly be, so therefore, it has the same
    potential as when you weren't observing it,
    meaning, of course, that the encrypted message
    has an equal potential of being the message
    and you probably would have been better off
    masturbating instead of trying to decrypt it
    in the first place.

    In other words, no matter what the encrypted
    data is, the answer is equally likely to be:

    1) Your wife is sleeping with another man.
    2) You have 15 minutes until the Doomsday
    Device goes off.
    3) Your body hungers for more refried beans,
    and this time, it's not a suggestion.

    There are a few other possible answers, also.
    I leave them to your mathemagic talents to
    postulate.

    Buy the book "Iris", read it on the toilet and
    try to grok their "quantum scanner" device.
    My prediction is that you'll enjoy the poo's
    more than the book, but that's O.K.

    Baudtender

  16. Circumvention on Interrogate Crypto Luminary Bruce Schneier · · Score: 1

    I'm thinking the whole key-length argument and
    export laws are a big smoke screen.

    Let's say it's legal to export 40-bit crypto, but
    illegal to export 400-bit crypto algorithms
    (for sake of easy numbers - although I appreciate
    that there are endpoints of diminishing returns.)

    I encrypt something with a 40-bit key, and then
    re-encrypt the output with a different 40-bit
    key, and repeat this until I've done it a total
    of 10 times.

    The person who decrypts it (with no other
    knowlege) needs the equivalent of a 400-bit
    unique key, right?

    What if I use an unpredictable (not to the
    receiver, but to the brute forcer) crypto
    algorithm for each re-encryption step - have
    I not made the permutations even more enormous?

    So when it comes to key lengths, what's all the
    hubbub, Bub? Algorithmically, we can absolutely
    prove that the most economical way to gain access
    to encrypted data is to get it before it is
    encrypted or just after it is decrypted - chip
    your keyboard, parasite your file system,
    intercept radio, EM, or powerline frequency
    fluctuations, compromise you (or someone close
    enough to you) on a personal level, look over
    your shoulder, or pull out your fingernails with needlenose pliers.

    I may be Just Another Paranoid - but I think that
    the mass of public "crypto gurus" are either
    blissfully ignorant, seduced by the lure of
    superfluous academic gunk, or are part of The
    Game. If you deny any of the above, it's true.
    If you admit to any of the above, it's true.
    If you make jokes about any of the above, it's
    true. Did I leave anything out - if I did, and
    it sounds bad, it's probably true. Stop denying
    it, and don't you dare admit it.

    What _really_ makes me angry is that I can't think
    of anything that I need to encrypt (as far as
    you know.)

    Baudtender

  17. Re:Dancing Demon? on Making Music with CPU Activity · · Score: 1

    Dancing Demon was one of those wonderful Leo Christopherson hacks using packed strings in BASIC. If you're feeling really nostalgic, you can download a TRS-80 emulator and the Dancing Demon program (among others) here: http://www.trs-80.com/ Baudtender