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  1. Re:i'll never understand why... on New, Faster Attack against SHA-1 Revealed · · Score: 1
    > I think it's human nature to just look for fault in other's work...

    Does anyone else get the delicious irony that this got modded "troll"?

  2. Re:Obligatory lame physics joke: on One Hundred Years of E=MC2 · · Score: 2, Funny

    Exactly. It's only 100 years in this frame of reference.

  3. Re:Show of strength for OSS on Mambo CMS Dev Team Splits · · Score: -1

    Windows 95, Windows 98, Windows ME, Windows 2K, Windows XP, Windows 2K3, Windows Vista
    Office 95, Office 97, Office 2K
    MFC
    .
    .
    .
    Yeah, I see what you mean.

  4. Re:Im sure Microsoft can improve it on RSS Version 3 Specs Up for Review · · Score: 5, Funny

    I'm sure you're wrong. Microsoft will undoubtedly implement RSS 3.0 into Longhorn with no changes. After all, they're committed to Open Standards.

  5. Re:Laser circumcision. on Laser Surgery Goes Online · · Score: 1

    You could use your foreskin for eyelids - but then you'd always be cockeyed.
    BA DUM CHING! Try the veal!

  6. Mandatory Dr. Evil quote on Laser Surgery Goes Online · · Score: 0, Redundant

    All I want is a frickin' router with a laser microscope on its head. Is that too much to ask?

  7. Re:Is it free? on Sun's Linux Killer Examined · · Score: 1

    My Honeywell/GCOS system can run rings around your NT 4 system.

  8. Re:Well you know on Sun's Linux Killer Examined · · Score: 3, Informative
    > Now if Solaris had .NET incorporated into it, with a good dev IDE like VS.NET, that would be something ...

    And if my grandmother had wheels, she'd be a wagon.

    You don't seem to understand the basic point: we use Linux/Solaris/HP-UX/AIX because we don't develop for Windows.

  9. You're missing something. on A New Look at Linux vs. Windows TCO · · Score: 0
    In your haste to (correctly) point out all the bullshit in TFA, you guys are missing a golden kernel of truth here, probably written be an editor:

    Contrary to what the headlines would have us believe, the biggest threat to Microsoft's continued dominance, at present, is not Linux. It is older versions of Windows. The biggest threat to Linux is not Microsoft, but rather integration and interoperability issues among various Linux distributions and their applications.

    Although they missed mentioning the problems of interoperability between Linux and Windows and their applications.

  10. Re:What did they do that B[erkeley]SD guys didn't on Bell Labs Unix Group Disbanded · · Score: 1

    Regular expressions (everywhere)?
    The bourne shell?
    Plug-in device drivers?
    Hierarchical (tree) directory structures?
    Devices as operating system files?
    Mountable file systems?
    Command line pipes and redirection?
    A portable OS?
    SUID/SGID?
    awk, sed, grep, lex, yacc and make?

  11. Re:Another name to add to the list... on Bell Labs Unix Group Disbanded · · Score: 1
    In the "where are they now" vein, I'd also like to know what happened to Stu Feldman (author of make), Mike Lesk (author of lex) and Steve Bourne (author of the bourne shell).

    I use what happened to Jim Ossanna (author of troff) as a parable - when he died, the troff code was so Complex and Wonderful that nobody could understand it - they just had to rewrite it with less features - hence nroff (new runoff).

  12. Re:Like a lot of the things the Bush Admin does.. on Top Level .xxx Domain Concept Under Scrutiny · · Score: 1
    Because the Bush administration is much more concerned with appearances than results. By fighting the establishment of an XXX porn wonderland, they're fighting smut and standing up for all the God-fearing people they pander to. If they were to do the thing the left-wing is panicking about, i.e. round up all the porn kings over there, for eventual extermination, they would be "sending the message" that they're cooperating with porn. So, of course, they have to fight it.

    Weird and backwards, but true.

  13. Don't mention that TLD on Top Level .xxx Domain Concept Under Scrutiny · · Score: 2, Informative

    The Register is reporting that the letter to the ICANN board of directors couldn't include the phrase "xxx" for fear of it not getting past e-mail spam filters.

  14. This is just astounding on Time-in-Space Record Broken · · Score: 1

    Considering that the amenities on Mir and ISS make a World War II era submarine look like a 5-star hotel.

  15. Re:Not that it would matter, but on Death of Cookies, Spyware Greatly Exaggerated? · · Score: 1

    That's only because that's the limit of what they can set it to. The time is typically kept in a signed 32-bit long integer, representing the number of seconds elapsed since midnight 12/31/69-01/01/70. This counter will overflow (go negative) on January 19, 2038. By then, we will have moved that counter to a 64-bit number.

  16. Re:I like the idea on OpenTV Like TiVo on Steroids · · Score: 5, Funny

    Are you available this Friday evening?

  17. Re:physics is here to stay on Carmack's QuakeCon Keynote Detailed · · Score: 2, Funny

    Funniest. Subject line. Ever.

  18. Re:Deploying opensource but what about adding to O on Atos Origin Predicts Open Source Landscape · · Score: 1
    > How do they think they will be supported?
    I think they expect to be supported by the OSS community itself, without any intervention on their part. Corporate IT managers are smart enough to know that in-house apps are supported in-house, but it's the out-house (sorry, couldn't resist) apps like operating systems, browsers, mail servers and clients that cause them 98 percent of their headaches, mostly in the realm of security. The OSS community has a far better track record of producing fewer exploitable holes, and plugging them faster and better than a certain monopoly. The largest hurdle for most corporations at present is the incompatabilities between the Office suites. If Open Office could really handle every single .doc or .xls that a vendor or a customer sent in, I think the final resistance to Linux would start to disappear.

    As to the question of how these companies will add to OSS, the answer is: they won't. There are damn few business application programmers who understand operating systems ot HTML rendering, and they're working on the companies internal problems.

  19. Re:Another Idea on Microsoft's Bold Patent Move · · Score: 1

    That's just beautiful.
    Seriously, why do they keep posting these flamebait "Microsoft contemplates yet another evil thing" articles? It's not like we don't know what the response is going to be.

  20. Another Idea on Microsoft's Bold Patent Move · · Score: 2, Funny

    I wish Slashdot would put a "Fuck Microsoft" button on the comment submittal page - it would save sooo much time for all of us.

  21. Oy Vey on When Microbes Ate the Ocean · · Score: 1
    This is sooooooo plausible.

    I could write a short story (plot stolen from Heinlein) about "The Bio-engineered Energy Source That Got Away And Ate The Planet" in a heartbeat.

    Shit, there's about 17 research projects to do this funded ritght now:
    1) Sunlight + Microbes == Hydrogen
    2) ???
    3) Profit!!!

  22. Re:In the words of the AU gov on Google Urged to Drop Images · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    Gold has a government?

  23. Re:Obscure unit on Carmack's Throatless Rocket Engine · · Score: 1

    Damn that's funny. Wish I had mods today.

  24. Build Your Own Aluminum Foil Deflector Beanie on Scientists 'Read Thoughts' Using Brain Scans · · Score: 5, Funny

    Instructions here

  25. Don't worry, guys on Wikipedia Announces Tighter Editorial Control · · Score: 5, Funny

    I decided I didn't like this new policy, so I went to WikiPedia and rewrote it.