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Microsoft's Bold Patent Move

theodp writes "On Thursday, the USPTO disclosed that Microsoft has a patent pending for displaying numbers in a box to make them stand out. " Check out the images to see the power of this breakthrough patent. That's almost impossible to do without patents.

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  1. Well... by Lord+Grey · · Score: 4, Informative
    OK, I like bashing Microsoft just as much as the next guy. But I just skimmed through the application and they're not simply trying to patent "displaying numbers in a box." The application is for dynamically highlighting (or whatever) all numeric elements within a document, even if the numerics are expressed in words (e.g., "one thousand") in any supported language. While possibly of limited use, this does seem to be a unique feature.

    Now, whether Microsoft (or anyone) should be allowed to patent such thing... I don't know.

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    1. Re:Well... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Informative

      IMHO they POSSIBLY could patent their search algorithim to find such numbers, but not the display method of placing a box around them, since that could be considered 'obvious'.

    2. Re:Well... by Trigun · · Score: 3, Funny

      Yep, this is right up there with the Lempel Ziv algorithms, definitely not something that could be done easily with a regex.

    3. Re:Well... by RailGunner · · Score: 4, Insightful
      While possibly of limited use, this does seem to be a unique feature. Now, whether Microsoft (or anyone) should be allowed to patent such thing... I don't know.

      No, because I (personally) can implement this in no fewer than 5 seperate programming languages, and literally thousands of different ways. This patent is bullshit. If they want to copyright their implementation of this, that's fine. But a patent? No.

      For example, let's say I wrote a perl script that converted a text document to HTML. If I wrapped numbers and words believed to be numbers in bold tags, technically I'd be violating this patent.

    4. Re:Well... by ConceptJunkie · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Now, whether Microsoft (or anyone) should be allowed to patent such thing... I don't know.

      No, this is laughable even among laughable patents. But you can't blame Microsoft, as much as you might want to, you need to blame Congress, which allows this complete farce of a department to slowly undermine the entire economy of the U.S.

      It's just a matter of time before something like the alleged patent on hyperlinks by BT actually gets issued and some company decides to hold the entire computer industry hostage. Hopefully, the economic damage won't be too great before our chumpresentatives decide to take a few minutes from their lobbyist-financed caviar and Dom Perignon snack-break and return the implementation of patents to something within the same area code of what was originally intended.

      The system is screwed, you can't blame MS for using it. If they don't someone else, like SCO, perhaps, will do it.

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    5. Re:Well... by slavemowgli · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Being unique is not enough for something to be patentable - it also has to be novel in a non-obvious way, i.e., it has to be something that someone working in the field would not be able to come up with after two seconds.

      Take medications, for example. IANAL, but my take on it would be that (for example), if I come up with, say, a new class of painkillers that are different from those we have today, then that's patentable, because it wouldn't be obvious that substances of the new class do function as painkillers, or that if you wanted a painkiller, using that class of substances would be the natural way to go.

      On the other hand, if I take an established kind of painkillers and modify it slightly (for example, by replacing a hydrogen atom with a CH3 group somewhere) to get a new substance, then that's not patentable, since I didn't do anything fundamentally new and non-obvious.

      The same thing seems to apply here (although it's hard to tell, as the server's currently slashdotted). Even if you take the article summary with a big grain of salt (which is advisable on Slashdot), it's hard to imagine that making numbers stand out in a document is something non-obvious - or, for that matter, something new.

      Remember, the purpose of patents is not to give businesses a way of extracting money from everyone; the purpose is to further science and technology by encouraging research. The 20-year monopoly that comes with the grant of a patent is a reward for doing that research, if you will - but that also means that the contribution to science and technology should be big enough to justify this reward.

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    6. Re:Well... by John+Seminal · · Score: 1
      OK, I like bashing Microsoft just as much as the next guy. But I just skimmed through the application and they're not simply trying to patent "displaying numbers in a box." The application is for dynamically highlighting (or whatever) all numeric elements within a document, even if the numerics are expressed in words (e.g., "one thousand") in any supported language. While possibly of limited use, this does seem to be a unique feature.

      Now, whether Microsoft (or anyone) should be allowed to patent such thing... I don't know.

      Doesn't the javascript rollover do the same thing? For example, having a white text, but when the mouse rolls over the text, it changes to yellow?

      Plus, formatting text as a patent? That is like having a patent for a type of art. I want to patent the use of blue whenever it is used for painting highlights in sky images.

      microsoft, WTF!!

      Or maybe I should patent the I, or the B. Just imagine how much better the world would be if the people who thought that up made a patent first.

      What is next. When I buy my next ink pen, will there be a EULA that states I must pay royalties whenever I make certain pen movements?

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    7. Re:Well... by Tester · · Score: 5, Informative
      OK, I like bashing Microsoft just as much as the next guy. But I just skimmed through the application and they're not simply trying to patent "displaying numbers in a box." The application is for dynamically highlighting (or whatever) all numeric elements within a document, even if the numerics are expressed in words (e.g., "one thousand") in any supported language. While possibly of limited use, this does seem to be a unique feature.

      Actually, you are misreading the patent. In a US patent, each claim stands on its own. If only have to reproduce one of them to infringe on the patent.

      And claim 1 is: A method for emphasizing numerical data contained in an electronic document, the method comprising: determining whether a request to emphasize all of the numerical data in the electronic document has been received; and in response to receiving the request, locating all of the numerical data contained within the electronic document and emphasizing the located numerical data.


      This is really as ridiculous as we beleive..

    8. Re:Well... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Well, it's obvious. You should have patented the idea.

      Complaining about Microsoft's patent is just sour grapes.

    9. Re:Well... by HiyaPower · · Score: 1

      Gosh. That is a real, real, real, real, real breakthrough. Why just think how much that is a leap from any of the systems that highlight all occurances of a regular expression in a document. Why the next thing you know, they will have something as advanced as a "find" to let you tab through these.

    10. Re:Well... by AKAImBatman · · Score: 3, Interesting

      For example, let's say I wrote a perl script that converted a text document to HTML. If I wrapped numbers and words believed to be numbers in bold tags, technically I'd be violating this patent.

      Actually, you might not. According to the patent, one of the major features of the software is the ability to remove the highlighting. In fact, the highlighting is intended to be temporary, and is not embedded into the document stream. If you wrote software that embedded bold tags into the document itself, you'd be doing something similar yet quite different.

    11. Re:Well... by schon · · Score: 1

      Well, it's obvious. You should have patented the idea.

      Isn't non-obviousness one of the requirements of patentability? :o)

    12. Re:Well... by JavaTHut · · Score: 5, Funny

      I can't really tell if the purpose of this post was actually to bash Microsoft, or an elaborate DDOS plot to take out the Patent system by putting a link to its website labeled "microsoft bad" on slashdot.

    13. Re:Well... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Kudos for correctly spelling "ridiculous". So many people write it here as "rediculous".

    14. Re:Well... by dilute · · Score: 5, Interesting

      That's right. However, it is only an APPLICATION - it may not be granted, but you never know. It would be an infringement of this "patent" - if it ever issues - to perform the claimed "method" by hand - manually bolding (say) all the numbers in a document. In fact, this process is perfomed in the usual process of writing a patent application - by convention, in a patent application, all of the numeric references to the drawings are put in bold face. So, someone revising a draft patent application so as to bold all of the figure references would infringe this patent (assuming there were no other numbers in the document, which is quite possible). Absurd.

    15. Re:Well... by thing12 · · Score: 5, Informative
      Of course it can -- take a look at Perl's Lingua::EN::FindNumber.
      qr/((?:b(?:akers?dozen|illi(?:ard|on))|centillion| d(?:ecilli(?:ard|on)|ozen|u(?:o(?:decilli(?:ard|on )|vigintillion)|vigintillion))|e(?:ight(?:een|ieth |[yh])?|leven(?:ty(?:first|one))?|s)|f(?:i(?:ft(?: een|ieth|[yh])|rst|ve)|o(?:rt(?:ieth|y)|ur(?:t(?:i eth|[yh]))?))|g(?:oogol(?:plex)?|ross)|hundred|mi( ?:l(?:ion|li(?:ard|on))|nus)|n(?:aught|egative|in( ?:et(?:ieth|y)|t(?:een|[yh])|e)|o(?:nilli(?:ard|on )|ught|vem(?:dec|vigint)illion))|o(?:ct(?:illi(?:a rd|on)|o(?:dec|vigint)illion)|ne)|qu(?:a(?:drilli( ?:ard|on)|ttuor(?:decilli(?:ard|on)|vigintillion)) |in(?:decilli(?:ard|on)|tilli(?:ard|on)|vigintilli on))|s(?:core|e(?:cond|pt(?:en(?:dec|vigint)illion |illi(?:ard|on))|ven(?:t(?:ieth|y))?|x(?:decillion |tilli(?:ard|on)|vigintillion))|ix(?:t(?:ieth|y))? )|t(?:ee?n|h(?:ir(?:t(?:een|ieth|y)|d)|ousand|ree) |r(?:e(?:decilli(?:ard|on)|vigintillion)|i(?:ginti llion|lli(?:ard|on)))|w(?:e(?:l(?:fth|ve)|nt(?:iet h|y))|o)|h)|un(?:decilli(?:ard|on)|vigintillion)|v igintillion|zero|s))/i;
      It may look ugly but it's quite simple.
    16. Re:Well... by Iriel · · Score: 3, Insightful

      You also have to consider the possible applications of this patent (and the people they can collect from) if Microsoft happens to be granted this in loose enough terms. I'm not blindly casting stones at The Man here, but this is the same company that has filed patent claims for the technology of pressing the 'Tab' key to navigate hyperlinks on a web page.

      Microsoft isn't the only one guilty of this though. In the past few years, a lot of large (semi) monopolistic companies have gone on Intellectual Property acquisition sprees in attempt to collect royalties/settlements for patents and copyrights in a field that the USPTO had been far too unknowledgable of, previously. The courts are starting to get the USPTO and friends to play catch up after such debacles as some of the recent outlandish URL trademark rights lawsuits (i.e. Microsoft, Dell, etc.).

      I just hope this blows over without any fuss.

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    17. Re:Well... by Lord+Grey · · Score: 1
      Actually, you are misreading the patent. In a US patent, each claim stands on its own. If only have to reproduce one of them to infringe on the patent.
      I wasn't aware of that. I thought that a patent issued and legally binding as a whole. I can certainly see how the entire thing may be something that could be patented, but some of those early claims are a little too vague. They should probably be left in there, but changed to cite prior art instead.
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    18. Re:Well... by TCM · · Score: 2, Funny

      It may look ugly but it's quite simple.

      Aren't the two mutually exclusive?

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    19. Re:Well... by Chris+Burke · · Score: 1

      Now, whether Microsoft (or anyone) should be allowed to patent such thing... I don't know.

      I think I know, and the answer is "Hell no!" They're patenting identifying numbers so as to then make them stand out. It is absolutely ludicrous that this should be patented, i.e. an idea that nobody else is allowed to use. I've scanned the patent application and I can't tell what, exactly, is the supposed "invention". Did they invent wanting to identify numbers in text? Did they invent wanting to make certain data stand out? These are nothing more than feature bullet points, not original inventions.

      Even their implementation suggests nothing more than an interesting case study for the Perl Cookbok. Rather than keeping a table of all possible words that represent numbers, they identify parts of words that can be combined to form numbers. E.g. it recognizes "one" and "two" and "thousand" and can combine them to form "one thousand" rather than having to have a table with "one thousand", "two thousand", "eleventeen thousand" etc. This is so blatantly obvious -- who in their right mind would think of the infinitely-size-table method as plausible in the first place? The implementation of this concept may involve some actual work, but that implementation would be covered by copyright. As a concept -- what patents cover -- there is absolutely nothing here.

      I don't really care if its microsoft doing this, whether it's a defensive patent or not. This is ludicrous. This is the kind of thing that stifles development, not encourages it. Like most software patents, there is no real invention, just a feature request. But what do you expect when you allow patents on math? Not even new math, just old math combined in some way because you're calculating something different. You get A + B and somebody thinks A + B * C is unique and needs protection. Ludicrous.

      And by the way, "a method for identifying numbers in text including non-standard expressions like 'eleventeen'" is my patent-pending invention. I bet I'm the first person to ever want to do this, which is all I need to get a patent!

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    20. Re:Well... by menkhaura · · Score: 4, Funny

      It may look ugly but it's quite simple.

      Aren't the two mutually exclusive?

      It's Perl we are talking about here...

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    21. Re:Well... by XorNand · · Score: 1

      Not when it comes to regular expressions. They're almost always considerably easier to write than to read.

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    22. Re:Well... by evenprime · · Score: 1
      thing12: It may look ugly but it's quite simple. TCM: Aren't the two mutually exclusive?
      Perl, like duct tape, is simple to use, and often effective, but is seldom pretty. Uglier code has been reported, but not by reliable programmers...
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    23. Re:Well... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      e(?:ight(?:een|ieth |[yh])?|leven(?:ty(?:first|one))?|s)


      awesome. it matches eleventyone!
    24. Re:Well... by mrdaveb · · Score: 4, Funny

      It may look ugly but it's quite simple.

      Aren't the two mutually exclusive?

      No, I've met quite a few people that are both ugly and simple.
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    25. Re:Well... by Master+of+Transhuman · · Score: 4, Funny


      Hell, no, they aren't mutually exclusive.

      Look at George Bush.

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    26. Re:Well... by TCM · · Score: 1

      The example was a regular expression. Those are not exclusive to Perl.

      Another poster mentioned that regexes are easier to write than to read.

      But that was my point. Someone sticks a humongous regex in my face and says "There, it's simple." Where my opinion is that a thing cannot be simple unless it's beautiful and easy to read a week after you wrote it.

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    27. Re:Well... by ShadyG · · Score: 1
      It may look ugly but it's quite simple.

      Aren't the two mutually exclusive?

      Oh dear God I want to tell a "yo mama" joke here...
    28. Re:Well... by Rick+the+Red · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Not at all, you'd just be formatting your own document. What's patented is a method for recognizing an instruction to highlight all numbers, finding all the numbers in the document, then somehow highlighting them. So unless your perl script for converting text to html also responded to a command to highlight all numbers, this patent would not apply. Then again, IANAL and certainly IANAPL.

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    29. Re:Well... by interiot · · Score: 3, Informative
      It may look ugly but it's quite simple. Aren't the two mutually exclusive?
      No...

      It's simple because it's completely table-driven... it doesn't require the complicated set of if/length/substr/== commands that you'd originally think it would.

      More formally, so people don't try to ding me when they don't see the difference... finite state automata are clearly simpler things than turing machines. This clearly explains the "aren't they mutually exclusive?" issue. The first thing you think of when you think of implementing number-matching for human-languages is that it can't be expressed via DFA's. It's a little surprising that it can be. But the fact that you can wedge something that otherwise would more naturally be expressed as a full algorithm into a DFA, means that it's going to be messy as hell.

    30. Re:Well... by Master+of+Transhuman · · Score: 3, Insightful

      "The system is screwed, you can't blame MS for using it."

      Yes, you can.

      They bought their way out of an antitrust conviction. If they don't like the patent system, bribe the same assholes to change it.

      I don't see them doing that.

      Trust me, Gates LOVES the patent system. It's his last defense against OSS and he's going to use it.

      Eben Moglen pointedly targeted Microsoft's patent acquisition program Tuesday at his talk at LinuxWorld. He KNOWS Microsoft is going to do this, and the OSDL Patent Commons Project and other methods for fighting the patent system are being put in place to make sure "SCO doesn't happen again."

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    31. Re:Well... by digitalrevolution · · Score: 0

      Awesome. I love it ! F**k the USPTO. Someone should patent this snippet and tell them it calculates how many more years the USPTO will remain an institution...

    32. Re:Well... by kfg · · Score: 1

      Now if only Slashdot could impliment a sarcasm detector.

      Ahhhhhhhhhh, the blessings that The Semantic Web will bestow upon us.

      KFG

    33. Re:Well... by Phisbut · · Score: 1
      The application is for dynamically highlighting (or whatever) all numeric elements within a document, even if the numerics are expressed in words (e.g., "one thousand") in any supported language.

      If that's what it's about (can't tell exactly since the site is down and I don't speak legalease anyway), then these guys can definitely claim prior art, for their "prism" feature did that, at least in French.

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    34. Re:Well... by tmilam · · Score: 1

      Well yes, that may be true. But you should be even more concerned about this:

      a perl script that converted a text document to HTML

      Which violates Microsoft Patent #3535867373585366

    35. Re:Well... by gstoddart · · Score: 1
      It may look ugly but it's quite simple.

      Aren't the two mutually exclusive?

      Apparently, only to everyone who doesn't write in perl.

      Perl coders seem to have a completely different definition of 'simple'.
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    36. Re:Well... by 1ucius · · Score: 1

      I'm not so sure about your "manually highlighting the numbers would infringe" assertion. . . even working with the as-filed claims, the human editor would not "determin[e] whether a request to emphasize all of the numerical data in the electronic document has been received."

    37. Re:Well... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Just Grandma and Me, a "Living Book", is a pseudo-animated and voiced-over implementation of the actual book of the same title by Mercer Mayer. As the words of the story are being read, the words in the book on the page are highlighted. As the speaker/narrator moves on, the words that were highlighted lose highlighting (the highlighting consists of the text being circumscribed by a yellow outline) and the next word or set of words being spoken is highlighted, until the end of the text is reached.


      Applying this to numeric values in a document is, therefore, pretty obvious. In fact, given that Google highlights search words when showing the archived version of documents -- making those search words stand out -- we already have a second instance of highlighting "relevant" words. The only thing Microsoft's patent might add is to declare that numeric values and words are the "relevant" bits, which is still a pretty obvious solution to the question, "How do I make just the numbers stand out?"

    38. Re:Well... by enjerth · · Score: 1

      Well... If the dirt fits then wear it.

    39. Re:Well... by srw · · Score: 1

      Each claim stands on its own. The usual way to apply is to start as vague as possible and work towards a specific implementation. The idea is to get a patent on the broadest possible wording of your idea. If the first few claims are struck down by prior art, the following, more specific ones can still stand.

    40. Re:Well... by Chris_Jefferson · · Score: 1

      While I'm not defending this patent, just because the patent is simple to implement should in no way effects if it should be patentable. Lots of things are very clever but easy to program once someone came up with the idea :)

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    41. Re:Well... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That's brilliant. Never mind that he can't spell "believe".

    42. Re:Well... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Have you done a google search and chosen the cached copy? The search items are highlighted. This patent is an example of this ability. If you had chosen to look for numbers they would be highlighted. The only difference would be in the context of numeric vs textual representation.
      QED

    43. Re:Well... by buanzo · · Score: 1

      Perl's a write-only programming language, after all.

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    44. Re:Well... by tolan-b · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Read the patent.

      They're not patenting the method of highlighting, they're patenting the idea of providing a function to highlight all numerical data in a document.

      It seems like a pretty weak idea for a patent to me, and I am against software patents personally, but this is far from the worst example of one that I've seen.

    45. Re:Well... by sgt_doom · · Score: 2, Insightful
      By God! You've got it!

      Microsoft has just announced they've patented Bullshit!

    46. Re:Well... by imsoclever · · Score: 1

      After OSS crosses the moat and gets past the dogs, all thats left is the patent.

    47. Re:Well... by Dr.+Spork · · Score: 1

      Kudos, I don't remember the last time when someone R'd TFA and got first post on Slashdot. This, and good spelling! What strange new times!

    48. Re:Well... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      All I need is the above and a copy of VIM to violate the patent.

    49. Re:Well... by jpetts · · Score: 1

      No: think George W. Bush

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    50. Re:Well... by PerlPenguin · · Score: 2, Funny

      I for one welcome our new number-highlighting overlords.

    51. Re:Well... by electricdream · · Score: 1

      Given that the USPTO is on a mad drive to increase patent and trademark applications, I would assume that this silliness is not simply allowable but encouraged.

      Found this by clicking on a one of two giant banners on FastCompany.

      http://www.uspto.gov/smallbusiness/

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    52. Re:Well... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Why not both? Don't geeks love efficient algorithms?

    53. Re:Well... by srleffler · · Score: 1
      That's true, but it seems to be normal practice (even with non-software patents) to start with overly broad claims and work down to specific claims, so as to ensure coverage if the most specific claim or claims fail due to prior art. One doesn't necessarily expect the broadest claims in the patent to be upheld by themselves. They exist to provide the foundation for the more specific claims.

      IANAL.

    54. Re:Well... by jwsd · · Score: 1

      Being unique is not enough for something to be patentable - it also has to be novel in a non-obvious way,

      Not true. I worked in the cable TV industry. There is a patent held by now TVGuide which displays TV guide in a grid format, channel on one axis, time on another. This is a granted patent for something very obvious, but as a result, no one else is able to display TV guide on TV screen in such an obvious way. Tivo had to bend backwards to work around this display format.

    55. Re:Well... by NickFortune · · Score: 1
      awesome. it matches eleventyone!

      How about soixante-neuf?

      Hang on... let me rephrase that...

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    56. Re:Well... by yngwie0 · · Score: 0

      Actually, you might be misreading the patent.

      The only important claims are the independent ones (that is, the ones that don't begin with"The method of claim x ...")

      For determining "infringement," the only claims that matter are claims 1 and 12.

    57. Re:Well... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'm pretty sure this would print out "Just Another Perl Hacker" when executed.

    58. Re:Well... by ryanmetcalf · · Score: 1

      and unexpected results (don't forget the Black SUV's, even if the group DDOS-ing USPTO site was accidental..LOL)

    59. Re:Well... by Tongo · · Score: 3, Funny

      Yo mama's so ugly....

      A perl regular expression beat her in a beauty contest!

    60. Re:Well... by NickFortune · · Score: 4, Funny
      Perl's a write-only programming language, after all.

      No it isn't. Although, to be fair, it does have exceptional support for write only programmers

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    61. Re:Well... by JourneyExpertApe · · Score: 1

      "That's right. However, it is only an APPLICATION - it may not be granted, but you never know."

      I wonder just how many MS software patents actually get rejected. Are rejected patent applications public information?

      After seeing some of the ridiculous software patents that have been granted, I'm starting to wonder if the USPTO just approves everything they receive that doesn't have any references to free energy or UFOs. After waiting a few years to make it look like they're actually doing something, that is.

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    62. Re:Well... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What about Gnumeric or OpenOffice Calc...

      I wonder if the USPTO would go nuts on that since those are lots of boxes with lots of numbers. hehe.

    63. Re:Well... by SlashDread · · Score: 1

      You dont know?!?

      Can you PLEASE go work in a patent office and consider this here patent for finding all American Presidents in a text and highly innovatively italize it?

    64. Re:Well... by QuietLagoon · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Obvious doesn't matter here. Microsoft is trying to build up a portfolio of patents. The purpose of the portfolio is not really to protect intellectual property, but to give Microsoft's lawyers another weapon in any disputes with other companies.

    65. Re:Well... by MorePower · · Score: 2, Insightful
      Lots of things are very clever but easy to program once someone came up with the idea

      But that's the definition of obviousness! Your not supposed to be able to patent ideas (no matter how clever) only implimentations. And the implimentations have to be non-obvious. That's what ticks us off so much about patents on stuff like this, it's a back-door way of patenting ideas- by pantenting the obvious solution to them!

    66. Re:Well... by Maestro4k · · Score: 1
      Take medications, for example. IANAL, but my take on it would be that (for example), if I come up with, say, a new class of painkillers that are different from those we have today, then that's patentable, because it wouldn't be obvious that substances of the new class do function as painkillers, or that if you wanted a painkiller, using that class of substances would be the natural way to go.

      On the other hand, if I take an established kind of painkillers and modify it slightly (for example, by replacing a hydrogen atom with a CH3 group somewhere) to get a new substance, then that's not patentable, since I didn't do anything fundamentally new and non-obvious.

      Except they do get away with just that, or something close to it. When Clariten was approved for over the counter sales the company who makes it came up with Clarinex. Clarinex is essentially the same thing, just a slight modification. You can take either just fine and they work the same. The brand name is different but it's not a unique drug, it's a small modification of an existing drug (Clariten).

      That's not a unique case either, when Paxil went generic the company making it came up with a slightly modified version that has stayed prescription only. Again it's a small modification, and the drug has a different brand name, but it's not a completely unique drug. It's just a modification of an existing drug.

      So it would appear that small changes can qualify for a patent, at least as far as drugs are concerned.

    67. Re:Well... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Microsoft and its agents ought to be banned from filing, buying, or licensing any patents for the next 17 years.

    68. Re:Well... by Maestro4k · · Score: 1

      Ack, didn't catch that before submitting, not Paxil, Prozac. I get all the names confused sometimes.

    69. Re:Well... by databyss · · Score: 2, Informative

      No, that doesn't match the patent.

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    70. Re:Well... by Intron · · Score: 1

      "IMHO they POSSIBLY could patent their search algorithim to find such numbers,"

      egrep ' [0-9,.+-]+ ' foo.txt

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    71. Re:Well... by robertjw · · Score: 1, Interesting
      They bought their way out of an antitrust conviction. If they don't like the patent system, bribe the same assholes to change it.

      First, I don't believe Microsoft committed widespread bribery of the federal government to get out of their antitrust conviction. AFAIk, they were actually found guilty in that case. Now their sentencing may have been a little light, but I believe that was more due to the change in administration to a more pro-big business president.

      Microsoft did make some very strong proposals for patent reform about 6 months ago. They have lost several cases recently over patents, I really don't think they are fans. My theory is they are so fed up with the patent system that they are going to file every patent possible so they either
      • Won't get sued for patent infringement every again or
      • Will bring the patent system to it's knees by their flood of ridiculous patents


      Microsoft has a lifelong reputation for stealing things, last thing they want are patents on other people's ideas.
    72. Re:Well... by VanWEric · · Score: 1

      As a lover of python, I do believe I just threw up a little in my mouth.

      Can these monstrosities be generated algorithmically? If I give it a bunch of number suffixes, can it make that into a hilariously fugly regex?

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    73. Re:Well... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Unique? You're kidding, right? This is something that any number of templating systems and scripting languages can do in an eyeblink.

    74. Re:Well... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Or your mom.

    75. Re:Well... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Great, I am going to file a patent about "having ideas".

    76. Re:Well... by Russ+Nelson · · Score: 1

      Claims are hard for non-lawyers to read. They're written in such a way that they cover all possible uses of a patent, and the most general possible use. As you say, only one claim needs to be infringed, so there's no harm in making claims which aren't supportable by the facts.
      -russ

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    77. Re:Well... by cfulmer · · Score: 1

      The fact that you can implement their patent in 5 different programming languages doesn't really mean anything. If they've written the patent correctly, then anybody skilled in the art ought to be able to look at it and implement it.

      The thing that's being patented isn't the idea of doing it -- it's the way they do it. And, if I read the patent right, their way is language-independent.

      The problem that I think you're trying to get at is obviousness -- the method for doing this is so obvious that it shouldn't be patentable. The standard argument to that is: "If it's so obvious, why hasn't anybody done it yet." There are two decent answers to this: (1) It's a dumb thing to do -- it doesn't solve any long-felt need that people have had; and (2) because you, Microsoft, practically have a monopoly on word-processing software, when we thought about doing it, we weren't able to get into the guts of MS word and implement it.

      It seems to me that an easy way to fight this would be to show some documentation (aka "prior art") on people doing an emacs reg-ex search for [0-9]+ before the time that the patent was applied for. Some versions of emacs, at least, hilight the text that you're searching for.

      [Note: I'm not trying to defend the patent. the USPTO does not do a very good job of filtering out bad patents, instead relying on post ante lawsuits to clarify their validity.]

    78. Re:Well... by Vengie · · Score: 1

      Which raises the then-silly question of what do you do if the text is already bold? i.e. "one thousand stupid patent tricks"..... and then, how about the following:
      "One day I went out into the street where I walked past Two Boots Pizza shop, my favorite in midtown. I ate seven pizzas all by myself -- I hadn't done something that crazy since I was seventeen."
      While everyone is up in arms over the patent, I'm still scratching my head and wondering how it is more useful than annoying....

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    79. Re:Well... by sraak · · Score: 3, Funny

      i had that idea before you. my lawyers will contact you.

    80. Re:Well... by Misanthropy · · Score: 1

      Highlighting numbers in a document?
      That sounds like an assignment for a freshman programming course.

      If things like this are getting patented they really need some new people in the patent office. This is getting ridiculous.

    81. Re:Well... by s!mon · · Score: 1


      IMHO they POSSIBLY could patent their search algorithim to find such numbers, but not the display method of placing a box around them, since that could be considered 'obvious'.

      Obviousness in the sense that a lay person uses the term is not the standard used to examine the application. A prima facie case for an obviousness rejection is (1) a suggestion or motivation, either in a reference or in the art to modify or combine the teachings, (2) a reasonable chance for success in combining the teachings, and (3) the prior art reference teaches all the claims.

      Ultimately, the purpose for a patent is to reward a limited property right to an invention for the disclosure for the product of human ingenuity. However, I don't see how the public really gains from this disclosure because its rather embarrassing, not genius.

    82. Re:Well... by Onan · · Score: 1

      If you look at the patent filing (or even the posts to which you're replying), you'll notice that this regards also finding numbers expressed as words or equations. The terms in their example are "one thousand two hundred", "1,234,567", and "2*X=23".

      I think it would, to say the least, require a rather more complex regex to find such things.

    83. Re:Well... by NetSettler · · Score: 1

      For example, [...] If I wrapped numbers and words believed to be numbers in bold tags, technically I'd be violating this patent.

      Actually, you might not. According to the patent, one of the major features of the software is the ability to remove the highlighting.

      Ah, so what actually violates the patent is using CSS like:

      a { background: white; }
      a:hover { background: yellow; }

      Yeah, no one would think to do that. Almost makes you wonder why they put :hover or the entire manipulable DOM in the Javascript spec given that there were no obvious intended uses.

      Hmm. Is it possible that Microsoft itself was publicly using this so-called "non-obvious" kind of scripting years before it applied for the patent (Feb 11, 2004)... Time for a trip to the Wayback Machine, I guess...

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    84. Re:Well... by Fedallah · · Score: 2, Informative

      Can these monstrosities be generated algorithmically?

      The quoted regular expression in the GP was generated algorithmically. It was originally a word list from the Lingua::EN::Words2Nums module (Check out the source if you want to see the list.) To generate the regex, the list was passed through the Regex::PreSuf module, which creates fast-running regular expressions out of word lists.

    85. Re:Well... by sgt_doom · · Score: 1

      Ya know, traditionally, the attorneys who head up the Patent Office aren't traditionally exactly the brightest guys. And it's becoming more obvious everyday, especially this latest bullcrap contending with the Apple iPod - which I'm sure won't stand up in the long run - that the least brightest people now reside at the Patent Office. Probably just another part of the Bush Agenda - anybody read up on how some of his campaign funds, and much of Tom DeLay's campaign funds - come from a murdered man's stolen funds?????

    86. Re:Well... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Exact post, with George Bush in place of John Kerry modded +5- what will this be modded? Or is slashdot really biased towards liberals?
      Hell, no, they aren't mutually exclusive.
      Look at John Kerry/Nancy Pilosi.
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    87. Re:Well... by Pollardito · · Score: 1
      If you look at the patent filing (or even the posts to which you're replying), you'll notice that this regards also finding numbers expressed as words or equations. The terms in their example are "one thousand two hundred", "1,234,567", and "2*X=23".
      the listing is actually "string numbers, the ordinal numbers, and the roman numerals", but you're right they do mention later on that "According to embodiments of the invention, an entire mathematical equation may be emphasized, including variables and mathematical operators". it looks like they also determine if a number is in the header/footer to ignore page numbering. not the most novel patent i've seen, but yet another patent that gets totally dumbed down when it's summarized in a Slashdot article
    88. Re:Well... by Rambo · · Score: 1

      Take medications, for example. IANAL, but my take on it would be that (for example), if I come up with, say, a new class of painkillers that are different from those we have today, then that's patentable, because it wouldn't be obvious that substances of the new class do function as painkillers, or that if you wanted a painkiller, using that class of substances would be the natural way to go.

      Ahhh... no. Do you have any idea how many companies lose patent protection on a drug, only to create a slightly altered version to foist off as "New AND Improved"? Take Claritin vs. Clarinex, or Prilosec vs. Nexium. In either case it's a minor variation of a compound, and really isn't much better than the previous version. Nexium was essentially the same as Prilosec at preventing esophageal erosions until they doubled the dosage. Even then it was no big win. See here for more info on their dirty patent tricks.

    89. Re:Well... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Thanks. I wish I could mod you up, that was rather helpful.

    90. Re:Well... by d34thm0nk3y · · Score: 1

      It would be an infringement of this "patent" to perform the claimed "method" by hand - manually bolding (say) all the numbers in a document. In fact, this process is perfomed in the usual process of writing a patent application - by convention, in a patent application, all of the numeric references to the drawings are put in bold face. So, someone revising a draft patent application so as to bold all of the figure references would infringe this patent...

      Crap, maybe MS are doing something for patent reform. Patenting the method for application whereby MS will be the only ones allowed to apply for patents.

    91. Re:Well... by _Splat · · Score: 1

      Did you write it in duplicate in a notebook with mechanically numbered pages and date it accurately?

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    92. Re:Well... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Boo hoo hoo.

      The widdle conservative is a victim of a conspiracy to get him.

      Is he going to cry to his mommy?

    93. Re:Well... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Hey, I have a patent on writing ideas in duplicate in a notebook with mechanically numbered pages and dating it accurately. My lawyer will contact you.

    94. Re:Well... by Alsee · · Score: 1

      According to the patent, one of the major features of the software is the ability to remove the highlighting

      No, that is not how patents operate. Deemphasizing the highlighting is only a part of claimed inventions 9, 19, and 20.

      To understand this patent (as is true in most patents) you can ignore everything other than claim 1. That is the base invention they are claiming.

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    95. Re:Well... by Dorsai42 · · Score: 1

      And, like duct tape, when you remove it later, it leaves a sticky film behind.

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    96. Re:Well... by zipzap54 · · Score: 1

      What the hell kind of number is virgintillion?

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    97. Re:Well... by Alsee · · Score: 1

      I'm not so sure about your "manually highlighting the numbers would infringe" assertion. . . even working with the as-filed claims, the human editor would not "determin[e] whether a request to emphasize all of the numerical data in the electronic document has been received."

      Good point. A human preforming this process by hand would only violate the patent if he did so in response to someone else requesting that he highlight the numbers.

      Chuckle.

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    98. Re:Well... by yfarren · · Score: 1

      The funny thing about obvious, is that a whole lot of stuff seems obvious in retrospect. I mean arent bar codes really obvious? But well. Not so much, until you have them.

      In general, when something is in a dense market, if it hasnt been done, that lends a certain wait to calling it non-obvious. How long have word processors been around for? Do ANY of them have the ability to go through a document, highlighting all the numerical Data? I mean, if it is so obvious a thing to do, why has no-one done it yet?

      Now, if you can show an instance of somone doing that (not highlighting SOME data, but highlighting NUMERICAL data) than you will have prior art. But, I am gonna guess you cant.

      I mean, in retrospect the vast majority of inventions COULD be considered obvious. I mean, isnt a wire phone pretty obvious, once you have the telegraph? What about a wireless phone, once Maxwell has done his bit with the radio? How bout Radar? I mean, once it HAS been done, damn near anything is obvious. I know you all hate the Idea, but even the one click shopping. There had been shopping carts around for a while, and no-one had gotten one click shopping until Amazon. And cookies had even been around for a while. Sure, it is obvious ONCE SOMONE HAS COME UP WITH IT. How much of Knuths algorithms seem really obvious (once you have banged you head against a wall for hours) once you understnad them?

    99. Re:Well... by bill_mcgonigle · · Score: 1

      The application is for dynamically highlighting (or whatever) all numeric elements within a document, even if the numerics are expressed in words

      It seemed to me this is basically an instance of Apple Data Detectors (c. 1996) and, sure, enough, this appears to be the tack Microsoft is taking: patent each instance of Apple Data Detectors, one every few months.

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    100. Re:Well... by JamesAC · · Score: 1
      Microsoft's patent has 20 claims, and only two of them don't refer to other claims (claim 1 and claim 12). The way patents work is, if you can get around claim 1 or claim 12, or in this case claim 1, you have gotten around the patent. Moreover, if you can get around any part or claim 1, then you've gotten around the patent.

      I'm not a lawyer, but I can think of a few possible ways to get around claim 1.

      1. The definition of "electronic document" is nonobvious. Is a web page a document? Document sounds like something in a word processor (which is what is addressed in claim 12).
      2. An essential part of claim 1 is "determining whether a request to emphasize all of the numerical data [...] has been received". Me writing a Perl script which highlights numbers in a web page, then posting that web page, does not infringe the claim, so long as (e.g.) there's no button on a web page that I can click to highlight the numbers. In other words, if I run my script once and post the highlighted web page statically, then I haven't violated the patent.
      3. It might even be possible to have a menu option which deemphasizes non-numerical data, rather than emphasizing the numerical data.
      4. The claim says the system both receives the request, and then highlights the data. If I write a routine which only highlights the data, but doesn't process a request to highlight the data, I've not violated the patent.
      5. The phrase "numerical data" is ambiguous. It sounds like it might refer to actual data, e.g., numbers reported in a table of measurements. They try to get around this with later claims, but if I can show claim 1 is invalid, later claims which refer to claim 1 are irrelevant.

      If none of these work, then if this actually becomes a patent, and it actually goes to a lawsuit, there's probably a ton of prior art that'll render it irrelevant.

      In fact, perhaps the patent examiners would like to know of the Perl regexp someone kindly posted. This could prevent it from becoming a patent in the first place.

    101. Re:Well... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yeah, but he's a piss poor President.

      Why are you so defensive about that? Are you afraid we might be right?

    102. Re:Well... by tux_fairy · · Score: 1
      Don't have to look far to show prior art already exists.. Emacs search for regexp, but more notably a commercial solution comes to my mind. Something called TextPad has a similar find feature, where checking "Regular Expression" box on the "Find" dialog does the trick. Simple proof of concept regexp:

      [0-9][0-9]*\|one\|two\|three

      and your find will highlight words one, two, and so on along with numerics. And my grandma could expand this further to match this powerful feature Bill claims is "innovative" and thus patentable.

    103. Re:Well... by LordHugeMongus · · Score: 1

      Ok, i wrote a few programs in Borland Pascal 12, wayyyy back when... and there was a nice IDE environment that highlighted strings keywords and NUMBERS, and this nice feature to turn it off if i wanted, and i could even change the colors each type of item was hightlighted in... WOW!!!

      this is not new, this is not unique, this is not something special, and it damn well is not something that should be patented..

    104. Re:Well... by HuffMeister · · Score: 1

      Except that part of paying their fine included them donating lots of software to schools. As we all know, that didn't cost them one red cent (except maybe a few cents for the CDs/DVDs the software was printed on), and it increased their monopoly by ensuring that the school kids would be brought up using only MS products... If that's not buying your way out of the results of an anti-trust suit, I don't know what is....

    105. Re:Well... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And, if only people could learn to spell "implement"...

    106. Re:Well... by bbc · · Score: 2, Interesting

      "Now, if you can show an instance of somone doing that (not highlighting SOME data, but highlighting NUMERICAL data) than you will have prior art. But, I am gonna guess you cant."

      I guess I can, because I built a scanner like that some ten years ago. I don't have the code right here, though, so you'll just have to believe me.

      My scanner (which, with a hard word, is called a natural language tokenizer, although the text-to-speech people call it a pre-processor) also scanned for names, abbreviations, mathematical formulas and other things that some linguists would call "noise".

      Scanners for names had already been around for awhile, because they were used in stock news abstraction generators. The idea behind my scanner was to build something that would allow corpus linguists to build more complex grammars that were rooted more in reality than what had come before.

    107. Re:Well... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No, because I (personally) can implement this in no fewer than 5 seperate programming languages, and literally thousands of different ways.

      With the risk of pointing out the blindingly obvious, the fact that something can be easily implemented has nothing to do with whether its patentable. Many original and highly technical ideas are simple to create/implement.

      Hell, I can easily implement the RSA algorithm in half an hour or so, and in at least 5 languages (like that had anything to do with it?). Does that make RSA obvious? Not by a long shot.

      Note that I'm not making a comment on the patent itself here, merely that your logic is fundamentally flawed.

    108. Re:Well... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And they write Perl. I don't think it is a coincidence.

      Ok, so they aren't really simple after all.

      P.S. I am just kidding, not looking to be flamed.

    109. Re:Well... by infinityxi · · Score: 0

      Well i'm pretty sure that this constitutes prior art on Bullshit, as well as everyone they have debuted on the show.

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    110. Re:Well... by Curtman · · Score: 1

      "Do ANY of them have the ability to go through a document, highlighting all the numerical Data? I mean, if it is so obvious a thing to do, why has no-one done it yet?"

      Isn't that exactly the kind of thing stylesheets are for? OpenOffice.org has done that for a long time now.

    111. Re:Well... by Sheriff+of+Rockridge · · Score: 1

      In other words.... RTFP

    112. Re:Well... by CKnight · · Score: 1

      OK, well is it patentable? Don't want anyone else stealing my method of Locating and Highlighting Numbers in a Text Box.

    113. Re:Well... by FragHARD · · Score: 1

      Hey didn't I meet you last year at DefCon???

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    114. Re:Well... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "Inventors: Abbar, Mohamed Anas; (Redmond, WA) ; Arayasantiparb, Athapan; (Redmond, WA) ; Wang-Aryattawanich, Thiti; (Sammamish, WA)"

      Remind me not to ever hire these people, on the basis that if they don't have the common sense not to patent something trivial, they don't have enough common sense to work for me.

    115. Re:Well... by FragHARD · · Score: 1

      It leaves more than a sticky film behind if you leave it on for a few days in sunlight it leaves at least 60 percent of the tape on whatever it is your trying to get it off of! So we can all see how it is like M$ software, put it under the spotlight and it just comes unglued, falls to pieces, and more or less shows you extra 'features' of stickiness ;-)

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    116. Re:Well... by mikvo · · Score: 1

      So, if I type that (approximate) expression into vim while a "document" is loaded with the :s/ command, it will hilight all found occurances. A simple :noh will then turn the hilighting off. So would that ability not serve as prior art? You could even setup a macro do to it with a single keypress. Granted, you still have to create the macro, but the software is already capable of doing the job.

    117. Re:Well... by tootlemonde · · Score: 1

      "The vast majority of our imports come from outside the country." - John F. Kerry

      Kerry never said it. It was actually GWB, according to Snopes:

      "The vast majority of our imports come from outside the country." Though it is not a word-for-word match, it is close enough to a statement made by President George W. Bush in 2000 to be recognizable: "More and more of our imports come from overseas."

      The Snopes page also shows that most of the other quotes are bogus.

    118. Re:Well... by jrockway · · Score: 1

      Your algorithm is terrible. I typed "four plus four is eight", and none of the numbers were recognized. Then I typed "11 plus 22 is 33" and it said the sum was 12. No. That's wrong (the correct sum is 11+22+33 = 66).

      A simple s/[0-9]/\1/g; is all your program does... and that's not even right. Try adding a + after the [0-9] so NUMBERS are recognized and summed, not DIGITS. There's a difference!

      Good luck in future contests :)

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    119. Re:Well... by databyss · · Score: 1

      It probably is. If you got a few grand to spend on it, then I'd say patent it. You'd probably make a great deal of money selling it to a big company like Microsoft.

      I'm sure they'd love to have something like that.

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    120. Re:Well... by khrtt · · Score: 1

      Algorithms are not patentable. Or at least they weren't last time I checked:-).

    121. Re:Well... by surprise_audit · · Score: 1

      Sounds like syntax highlighting in vim would fall foul of this patent, if you wrote a rule to highligh numbers. Oh wait, that's called prior art...

    122. Re:Well... by Nikker · · Score: 1
      Well if we assume all computers can only read electronic documents then would'nt even HTML be prior art?

      The application does not specify that the user or something else is to initiate the display of data. An HTML file itself contains alphanumeric data and is "visually emphasized" by something as a 'P' tag, as the fact it is being displayed it is being shown to the user contrary to other data that is not shown at all. So if we compare the data not rendered to the data rendered, the data rendered is emphasized.

      This is the same for word docs, or basically anything that discriminates in one way or another between visual data. Since all electonic data is numeric it basically covers all data, so even if all the data except the headder or field codes are not displayed the remainder of the numerical data is emphasized and translated to the user in a visual format.

      There are some stupid claims though, for example from the application [Description 0004]:
      For example, if a user is looking for the name "John" in a document, the user can easily modify the search string to match the desired string through a relatively small number of iterations. However, if a user is searching for a number that they do not already know, a telephone number for instance, it may be very difficult to locate the number in the document. The user may be forced to scan through the entire document until the desired number can be located. This can be very time consuming and frustrating for a computer user, especially if the document is a long one.
      This would assume that the list is completely numerical. If you do not know the number or target you are looking for then you will never find it. Even if the program returns a value how would you know it is the right one? Agiain if this was true then it would be quite an invention sice we could toss relational databases out the window and just have a program that returns values. Imagine how much resource / troubleshooting that would save us all!!
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    123. Re:Well... by s0l0m0n · · Score: 2

      It wouldn't be accurate, if you subsituted Kerry for Bush. I think that Kerry's biggest trouble in the recent campaign was that he complicated just about every issue to the point of obscurity. His other problem may well have been that he is ugly.

    124. Re:Well... by leecn · · Score: 1

      You lying peasant,
      Almost all of those quotes were made my GWB.
      Dick

    125. Re:Well... by TapeCutter · · Score: 1

      "Perl, like duct tape"

      Yes, a light side, a dark side and holds the Universe together.

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    126. Re:Well... by clambake · · Score: 1

      How the hell did you get that through the junk filter!?!

    127. Re:Well... by bit01 · · Score: 1

      While I'm not defending this patent, just because the patent is simple to implement should in no way effects if it should be patentable.

      Only partially true. The whole raison dêtre of the patent system is to protect work that wouldn't have happened otherwise, either because the work is truly innovative or because it requires significant investment.

      If the idea is likely to be independently re-invented (likely if it's simple and true for almost all software patents) or requires no significant investment (likely if it's simple and true for almost all software patents) then no patent should be awarded and interference by the government in the citizen's business is not justified. The fact that the PTO's are choosing to ignore this is just evidence of their bureaucratic empire building.

      Besides, the faulty logic that obviousness can't be evaluated after the fact is just bogus, another line of BS the PTO's like to push. Any intelligent adult is perfectly capable of evaluating obviousness and is better equipped to do so when they have all the relevant facts, particularly when they are an expert in the field.

      Many ideas are simply ideas "whose time has come" and are going to be independently invented many times. To imply that somebody is being innovative simply because it hasn't been done before is silly.

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    128. Re:Well... by dbIII · · Score: 1
      Now, whether Microsoft (or anyone) should be allowed to patent such thing... I don't know.
      I cannot understand any reason that is not completely selfish as to why Microsoft think this is a valid patent but WiFi isn't. Patents are good - they appear to be saying - but only if Microsoft own them.
    129. Re:Well... by NemoX · · Score: 1
      While possibly of limited use, this does seem to be a unique feature.


      Yeah, but if you look at the image, all that they are doing is italicizing a number or a word. My electronic typewriter could do this, too, years before MS even stole the GUI concept from others. It is very obvious what MS is doing/planning with their patents. It is just ridiculous!

      Everytime I come across another of their "patents" I can think of dozens of prior work examples. My question is, what morons are actually granting MS these patents?
    130. Re:Well... by thogard · · Score: 1

      Hey, don't mention Knuth in this flamewar since someone might see that some of the examples in the patent look like they came right out of of the textbox section of the TeXbook (published 1984).

    131. Re:Well... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Not at all, you'd just be formatting your own document. What's patented is a method for recognizing an instruction to highlight all numbers, finding all the numbers in the document, then somehow highlighting them. So unless your perl script for converting text to html also responded to a command to highlight all numbers, this patent would not apply. Then again, IANAL and certainly IANAPL.

      You're not a Programming Language??

      You're obviously not a programmer. "somehow hightlight them" How do you think a program accomplishes that feat other than manipulating an internal document?

      Why should we waste time having to consider millions of patents on obvious stuff IT scientists have been *sharing* freely for the last decades?

    132. Re:Well... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Microsoft did make some very strong proposals for patent reform about 6 months ago. They have lost several cases recently over patents, I really don't think they are fans. My theory is they are so fed up with the patent system that they are going to file every patent possible so they either

      In Europe, Microsoft is one of the companies who are lobbying for software patents. Indeed so strongly that the EU commission is ignoring the votes of the EU parliament, a thing unheard of since it is demolishing the very democractic foundation that EU is supposed to stand for.

      If you don't call that being a "fan", I don't know what on earth I can say.. Where do you come up with such arguments?

    133. Re:Well... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This is clearly not about "incentive to innovation", but more about controlling and manipulating the technology field in favour for big money and greedy stockholders (yes, you!), competition and free market be screwed.

    134. Re:Well... by frisket · · Score: 1
      People have been doing this for over a decade: one of the first things we looked at in the CELT project was auto number detection -- in Old Irish, Norman French, Latin, and a few other languages.

      One of the later possibilities was implementing it in Javascript rather than embedding it in the stored SGML, which would exactly fit the "not embedded into the document stream" criterion you mention. It came up again recently when we started converting the docbase to XML.

      We had rough consensus and running code, but we would never have considered patenting something that obvious, and anyway we decided we would embed it in the document markup after all.

    135. Re:Well... by Darby · · Score: 1

      I mean arent bar codes really obvious? But well. Not so much, until you have them.

      Given that the idea of codes goes back at least as far as Julius Caesar, I'd say yes it is obvious. It's just another code.
      Now, the idea that you can use a mechanical device to read those codes and have them uniquely associated with actual items is fairly novel at least.
      Put it together in a working model, and then (and only then ) you have something worth allowing a patent on.

    136. Re:Well... by sallen · · Score: 1
      IMHO they POSSIBLY could patent their search algorithim to find such numbers, but not the display method of placing a box around them, since that could be considered 'obvious'.


      I'm an old timer here. I don't see a process of determing numbers or highlighting them new. I can recall similar functions back almost 30 yrs ago, IBM 3270 green screens. Though we did only numbers, the rest would be pretty easy to incorporate.

      And the routine and instruction in assembler is quite easy:
      TRT (translate and test) instruction to find numeric byte. Preceded by space, that's start of your numeric field. Insert attribute to hightlight. TRT instruction to find non numeric character excl - and +. if . , and next next not space, go again. If non-numeric or it's . or , and next is a space, you're at the end insert attribute to go back to normal display. Repeat until end of string passed.

      That's pretty much from memoery, but WOW, that was hard wasn't it. Sheesh.

    137. Re:Well... by Darby · · Score: 1

      No, it really is very simple.
      Basically all it does is say:
      If it looks like this or like this or like this.......then it's a number.
      So the *algorithm* is really simple.
      Knock yourself out implementing it in some other language that you find non-ugly and then it will be both. Doing that doesn't make it any simpler although it might make it easier to read.

      Better yet, just compile the perl code and it will look much nicer ;-)

    138. Re:Well... by ConceptJunkie · · Score: 1

      First, I don't believe Microsoft committed widespread bribery of the federal government to get out of their antitrust conviction. AFAIk, they were actually found guilty in that case.

      Yeah, I think what happened is the new administration came in and said, "Oh yeah, antitrust, eh? Well, look MS, don't do it anymore, OK?", patted them on the butt and sent them on their way.

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    139. Re:Well... by Shaklee39 · · Score: 1

      Well if he said overseas and not out of the country why does that matter? That makes perfect sense for him to say more and more imports come from overseas. Ever consider those other countries attached to us?

    140. Re:Well... by CKnight · · Score: 1

      I guess you'd have to read the requirements:

      http://www.techjamaica.com/forums/showthread.php?t =332

    141. Re:Well... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Look buddy, I don't know if you're new around here or what, but this one is pretty simply:

      Microsoft is unconditionally evil and patents are unconditionally evil, so combined they're like super-mega-evil!

      Wait, why am I bitching? Hint number one that you don't know anything about Slashdot was you actually read the article. I bet you don't want to have Google's babies either.

      Dumbass.

    142. Re:Well... by tootlemonde · · Score: 1

      That makes perfect sense for him to say more and more imports come from overseas.

      First of all, the point was that Bush's defenders are so bereft of ideas that they are reduced to using fabricated statements to support their man.

      In the case of this quote, Salon provides some context:

      "It is clear our nation is reliant upon big foreign oil. More and more of our imports come from overseas."--Beaverton, Ore., Sep. 25, 2000
      It looks like he was trying to say the U.S. is becoming more and more dependent on imported oil but the ideas got tangled up in his brain.

      Furthermore, the Salon page provides over 350 other absurd statements by Bush. It makes one wonder if he actually knows what he is saying even when he manages to sound reasonably coherent.

  2. Am I dumb? by Nick+of+NSTime · · Score: 1

    I'm sorry, but I looked at the patent application and I just don't get it. Can someone explain?

    1. Re:Am I dumb? by Saven+Marek · · Score: 2, Informative

      what it patents is if there is data in a document that should be brought attention to, microsoft has patented the idea of giving it a standout attribute
      like putting a box around it or underlining it or boldening it or making it a brighter color.

      so if you have a document with an underlined word in it now you are infringing on microsofts patent. you better pay them your $699 or they will come after you.

    2. Re:Am I dumb? by AKAImBatman · · Score: 1

      Lord Grey (first post) already gave a fairly good description, but I'll repeat it here. Basically, the patent is for software that can detect all manners of numbers (e.g. 1, II, "three", etc.) and highlight them in a given document. Contrary to the explanation given in the summary, the method of highlight is not actually specfied. There is, however, a B&W drawing that uses a line box as a standin for highlighting (most likely yellow-marker style highlighting). My guess is that the submitter looked at the pretty pictures and jumped to conclusions.

    3. Re:Am I dumb? by digidave · · Score: 0, Flamebait

      I can explain: story submitters are unable to link to the correct patents. Don't worry, some Slashdotter with time to search will post a link to the correct one. It will then be revealed that the patent is not at all similar to the Slashdot blurb, but is very stupid anyhow.

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    4. Re:Am I dumb? by It+doesn't+come+easy · · Score: 1

      What, can someone explain the patent or why you don't get it?

      Just kidding...

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    5. Re:Am I dumb? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I don't get it either. I was interested in seeing what a "bold patent movie" would look like, but it doesn't seem to animate or anything. Maybe I need to upgrade my web browser.

    6. Re:Am I dumb? by dattaway · · Score: 1

      Basically, the patent is for software that can detect all manners of numbers

      so . . . they have patented synaesthesia?

    7. Re:Am I dumb? by kwiqsilver · · Score: 4, Funny

      My guess is that the submitter looked at the pretty pictures and jumped to conclusions.

      No /. poster would ever do such a thing! Especially not if his first glance at the story could show microsoft in a bad light.
      And even if a poster did such a thing, it would never get through /.'s fact checking department.

    8. Re:Am I dumb? by Mind+Booster+Noori · · Score: 1

      ...on numbers. If it wasn't, Google (for instance) had prior art.

    9. Re:Am I dumb? by AKAImBatman · · Score: 1

      what it patents is if there is data in a document that should be brought attention to, microsoft has patented the idea of giving it a standout attribute
      like putting a box around it or underlining it or boldening it or making it a brighter color.


      Actually, no. Mr. Hope's patent (which he assigned to Microsoft) is for a method of scanning through text and auto-highlighting numbers (e.g. 1,2,3,4), numerals (e.g. I, II, III, IV), numerical text representations (e.g. "one", "two", "three"), and mathematical formulas (e.g. "e=mc^2", "f=ma", etc.). Its function is intended to be more like that of a spell checker than a highlighting tool, with the difference that it only assists the user in finding the information, not changing it.

      So you don't have to pay Microsoft $699 for using bold or highlighted numbers. However, I do charge a $699 fee for my services as a legal document interpreter. You can remit payment to: 1 Batcave Lane, C/O Alfred, Gothom City 55555.

    10. Re:Am I dumb? by foobar_fred · · Score: 1

      I can't see the drawings, maybe USPTO has been slashdotted. But from the abstract,

      A determination is made as to whether a request to emphasize all of the numerical data in the electronic document has been received. If such a request is received, all of the numerical data within the electronic document is located and emphasized.

      Sounds a lot like Google desktop. Hey, isn't that PRIOR ART????

      I'm not quite sure how this is newsworthy...

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    11. Re:Am I dumb? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Hi batman!

    12. Re:Am I dumb? by Knossos · · Score: 1

      The article contains the words "Microsoft" and "Patent" automatically making this story newsworthy :P

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    13. Re:Am I dumb? by Master+of+Transhuman · · Score: 1


      That wasn't Batman.

      It was Alfred masquerading as such to get royalties to augment his meager salary - despite the fact that the entire estate was assigned to him when Bruce was thought to be dead.

      Never trust a butler.

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    14. Re:Am I dumb? by CDarklock · · Score: 1

      To paraphrase, if you're looking for John's name in a document, you can pretty rapidly narrow your search to something that turns up John's name. But if you're looking for John's phone number, things are a little different. The average guy who doesn't grok regex searching is going to have a tough time with that.

      So Microsoft proposes a mechanism that emphasises all the numeric data in a document, even if textual. Pretty good feature. Probably something that could be challenged on the grounds that it's just another "language" with syntax highlighting applied, which is an old, old, old technique.

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    15. Re:Am I dumb? by Amouth · · Score: 2, Funny

      they have a fact checking department.. can i meet them.. i have a few tools of distruction that they forgot to put on last weeks poll

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    16. Re:Am I dumb? by Coryoth · · Score: 1

      Lord Grey (first post) already gave a fairly good description, but I'll repeat it here. Basically, the patent is for software that can detect all manners of numbers (e.g. 1, II, "three", etc.) and highlight them in a given document.

      I'm glad to know that, for example, taking the regular expressions from here and using them here counts as stunningly creative and non-obvious.

      The ability to find an highlight given patterns of expressions in a document is very old indeed. The difference seems to be that instead of using a powerful generalised pattern matching system (like, say, regular expressions) we are restricting ourselves to a particular set of patterns - specifically patterns representing numbers. Of course patterns representing numbers (in word and other forms) already formatted for ready use as regular expressions have been around for quite some time too.

      There might be some merit in the particular pattern matching that Microsoft uses to identify numbers (in potentially many languages), and maybe they can copyright the regular expression (or whatever matching system they're using) to do the indentification. That makes perfect sense and is entirely reasonable. I don't see how a patent on a concept that is simply a specialisation of existing concepts really makes a lot of sense though.

      Jedidiah.

    17. Re:Am I dumb? by Nick+of+NSTime · · Score: 1

      Off-topic, but Lord Grey's post and mine were made at the same time. I think I got second or third post. Heh.

    18. Re:Am I dumb? by Alsee · · Score: 1

      I looked at the patent application and I just don't get it. Can someone explain?

      Advanced How To Guide for reading patents:
      Step 1) Read claim 1 and only claim 1.

      There is no step 2.

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  3. Hey... Microsoft? by bigwavejas · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    01000110 01110101 01100011 01101011 00100000 01111001 01101111 01110101 00101100 00100000 01001001 00100111 01101101 00100000 01110101 01110011 01101001 01101110 01100111 00100000 01000010 01001111 01001100 01000100 00100000 01101110 01110101 01101101 01100010 01100101 01110010 01110011 00100001 00100000 01101101 01110101 01101000 01100001 01101000 01100001 01101000 01100001

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    1. Re:Hey... Microsoft? by Knight+Thrasher · · Score: 0, Troll
      From: http://nickciske.com/tools/binary.php
      For: Everyone else too lazy to look it up =)

      bigwavejas: Fuck you, I'm using BOLD numbers! muhahaha

    2. Re:Hey... Microsoft? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      01010100 01101000 01100101 01111001 00100000 01110100 01101111 01101100 01100100 00100000 01101101 01100101 00100000 01110100 01101111 00100000 01110100 01100101 01101100 01101100 00100000 01111001 01101111 01110101 00100000 01110100 01101111 00100000 01100111 01101111 00100000 01100110 01110101 01100011 01101011 00100000 01111001 01101111 01110101 01110010 01110011 01100101 01101100 01100110 00100001 00100001

    3. Re:Hey... Microsoft? by Master+Ben · · Score: 1

      :o

      Easy on the Language!

    4. Re:Hey... Microsoft? by thc69 · · Score: 1, Funny

      Great...thanks a lot. Now I've got the new Clutch song, "10001110101" stuck in my head...

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    5. Re:Hey... Microsoft? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This was "On-Topic", until until the article was re-written on /.

    6. Re:Hey... Microsoft? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      01001001001000000110010001101001011001000010000001 10110101101001011011100110010100100000011101000110 10000110010100100000011010000110000101110010011001 000010000001110111011000010111100100101110

  4. Wow by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    Couldn't even copy-paste the text right. Here, I'll help ya out:

    "A method and apparatus are provided for visually emphasizing all of the numerical data contained in an electronic document."

    Sheesh!

  5. Next: Microsoft patents the patent by venicebeach · · Score: 3, Funny


    I'm sure they are working on a patent that covers the process of applying for a patent.

    1. Re:Next: Microsoft patents the patent by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      Sorry, that has already been filed by Jeff Bezos.

    2. Re:Next: Microsoft patents the patent by northcat · · Score: 2, Insightful

      This is still funny?

    3. Re:Next: Microsoft patents the patent by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      With enough money and clever lawyers behind them, they can patent ANYTHING THEY WANT.

      Truly the USPTO is broken and in need of total dismantling before M$ is granted all patents for computing in the world.

    4. Re:Next: Microsoft patents the patent by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Haha! That's hi-larious! Comedy gold!

      Oh wait, no it's not, someone says this stupid joke every single patent article on Slashdot. Shut it, nub!

    5. Re:Next: Microsoft patents the patent by bark76 · · Score: 1

      You must be new here.

  6. Prior art by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    In vim, just type :set hls and then : /[0-9]\+

    This will highlight all numeric data. Navigate those using 'n' or 'p'. You can also type the same stuff in less.

    1. Re:Prior art by exp(pi*sqrt(163)) · · Score: 3, Funny

      Does it highlight the word 'thousand'. You young whippersnappers, you think you know it all. But it took billions of dollars for MS to figure out how to highlight numbers written as words.

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    2. Re:Prior art by mzwaterski · · Score: 1
      The patent also discuses highlighting the words that represent numbers: One thousand, five, etc..

      Not saying that makes it patentable, just clarifying.

    3. Re:Prior art by thc69 · · Score: 0

      Sorry, this patent includes roman numerals and words spelled out in common languages.

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  7. Quick, lets patent DNA! by elucido · · Score: 2, Insightful

    The sooner we patent the building blocks of life, the sooner we own life. This is the ownership society, so lets own stuff!

    1. Re:Quick, lets patent DNA! by alexandreracine · · Score: 1

      Actually, the humain DNA is the only thing that can't be patented. (I think)

      But here is something that you would give you more details. Rent The Corporation. Pretty good movie!

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    2. Re:Quick, lets patent DNA! by sqlrob · · Score: 1

      There's a certain group of people that have to pay extra for a genetic test because the genes they carry are patented.

    3. Re:Quick, lets patent DNA! by AKAImBatman · · Score: 4, Funny

      That's right. For example, the military holds a patent on "A gene present in an Ancient space-faring culture, that is used as a security device for preventing alien access to sensitive technological equipment."

      The claims made are:

      "By inserting the gene into a compatible host via a retrovirus, that host becomes capable of using and activating advanced equipment left behind by our now dead anscestors who just happened to invent the Latin language."

      I mean, does that sound rediculous or what? The patent office should go back to requiring working models of an invention as proof! ;-)

    4. Re:Quick, lets patent DNA! by makomk · · Score: 1

      Actually, the humain DNA is the only thing that can't be patented. (I think)

      i think that's basically true *but*, although the human genome can't be patented, proteins that it represents can (under some circumstances, at least). IANAL, and it's all a bit weird anyway.

    5. Re:Quick, lets patent DNA! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Not so ridiculous when you see it on science fiction shows! So do the producers of Stargate SG-1 and Atlantis have to pay royalties or something?

      Perhaps someone should patent a process for taking a bold text document and un-highlighting all non-numeric values in the document - or would that end up violating Microsoft's proposed patent too?

  8. next up: EMPHASIZING TEXT by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    BY TYPING IT IN ALL CAPS

  9. Uh oh! by bahwi · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Slashdotting a US Gov't website? Some pent up anger people?

    1. Re:Uh oh! by Compholio · · Score: 1

      Slashdotting a US Gov't website? Some pent up anger people?

      ROFL, the USPTO was experiencing the /. effect before we slashdotted it - they're already way too busy taking care of stupid patents like this one.

    2. Re:Uh oh! by mtdenial · · Score: 5, Funny

      Heh. A close friend of mine is a Canadian patent examiner. A month or two ago, I got an email basically complaining about how the USPTO site was slow. Coincidentally, there was a /. story on patents on the front page. A couple of weeks later, same thing happened. I mentioned it this time and /. gained a new casual reader.

      Not 5 minutes ago, I recieved an email consisting of, and I quote, "Goddamned slashdot linked the USPTO again during work hours, guess I'm staying late today..."

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    3. Re:Uh oh! by tourvil · · Score: 1
      Breaking news:

      The United States Government came under attack today by an internet terrorist organization known as "Slashdot". The attack was made on the US Patent Office website by thousands, if not millions, of Slashdot readers, and as of this writing, the attack is still underway. Slashdot, long known as an anti-patent hate site, is clearly an organized threat to the US. Its leader, Commander Taco is believed to have personally lead today's assault.

      Studies show that Slashdot's readers are almost exclusively nerds, and that most nerds are at least infrequent readers of the terrorist site. US Intelligence reports that many of the more dedicated members frequent the site several times a day, often from work. As a result, the Department of Homeland Security has issued a warning for all Americans to be on heightened alert. If you see any nerds engaged in any suspicious browsing, please contact your local authorities.

    4. Re:Uh oh! by NickFortune · · Score: 1
      ROFL, the USPTO was experiencing the /. effect before we slashdotted it - they're already way too busy taking care of stupid patents like this one.

      Very true. The volume of patents submitted by MS every week would probably constitute a DOS attack from any who didn't own so many government officials.

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  10. Post Text Missing? by SwornPacifist · · Score: 5, Informative

    Shouldn't the link text be Microsoft has a patent pending for displaying numbers in a box?

    Not trying to be a grammar nazi, but there's a whole friggin' word missing there...

    1. Re:Post Text Missing? by Roofus · · Score: 1

      I didn't think you were being a Nazi. I read the writeup, and I couldn't figure out what the hell he was talking about.

      Displaying what in a box? Since the website seems to be Slashdotted, it seems I won't know for at least several hours. What a useless story.

    2. Re:Post Text Missing? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You highlighted "numbers"!

      You're gonna be sued!

    3. Re:Post Text Missing? by Dubpal · · Score: 1

      I really don't think it could be considered being a nazi in this case.
      As it stands, the post could be read as MS are trying to patent the displaying of products in boxes on shelves. (Stay tuned?)

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    4. Re:Post Text Missing? by dogwelder99 · · Score: 2, Funny

      The headline was generated using Microsoft's new technology for highlighting any words referring to 'numbers'. Course, there are still a couple bugs to be worked out.

    5. Re:Post Text Missing? by EnsilZah · · Score: 1

      Heh, actually the patent is for emphasizing numbers in an electronic document, which you just did.

      Pay up bitch!

    6. Re:Post Text Missing? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yes, there is. It was likely omitted on purpose, in order to sensationalize the story further, as well as to generate comments of correction such as your own. In either case they get the ad revenue and free content that they need to keep the site going.

    7. Re:Post Text Missing? by Neoncow · · Score: 1
      You highlighted "numbers"!

      You're gonna be sued!

      You also highlighted numbers!

      You're gonna be sued!

  11. patent for displaying in a box? by 1336.5 · · Score: 0

    Maybe they got tired of re-inventing the wheel?

  12. Context highlighting? by Limburgher · · Score: 3, Interesting

    Wouldn't the context highlighting capabilites of, say, Emacs, Joe, and countless others be considererd prior art? It couldn't be that hard to created An Emacs Major Mode that did this, if there isn't one already. I don't see anything worthy of a fresh patent here. That it's MS doing it is irrelevant.

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    1. Re:Context highlighting? by BoRegardless · · Score: 1

      Don't forget Google searches & their highlighted words in cached docs at least.

    2. Re:Context highlighting? by blackmonday · · Score: 1

      Just because it couldn't be that hard to create doesn't strike me as a reason to refuse a patent. Some patents are just for ideas rather than implementations. I don't like software patents, but I think Microsoft is trying to shield themselves from someone else suing them. I fin it much more vile to use a patent against someone than to apply for one. Nowadays if you're playing the game you simply must patent everything.

    3. Re:Context highlighting? by Zordak · · Score: 2, Informative

      Prior art is not just as easy as saying, "I'm pretty sure I saw somebody do this on Emacs back in '89." Prior art is very technically defined by 35 U.S.C. 102, and at a bare minimum, has to be published. If you can find a published reference showing how somebody did this prior to the application date for this patent, you're in business. If you can find it within the next two months, you may be able to stop this patent from ever issuing. If not, the only hope is that the examiner will give it a 35 U.S.C. 103 Obviousness rejection, but that bar seems to be pretty low in anything related to computers.

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    4. Re:Context highlighting? by iamwahoo2 · · Score: 1

      I think he is saying that it has been created. My text editor colors integers and numerical data a unique color. For the version of scite I have running right now, it is green. I can turn it off and on by the touch of a button.

    5. Re:Context highlighting? by iamwahoo2 · · Score: 1

      It is not just somebody that he saw do it in '89. Everybody is using it, and has been using it for years. Syntax highlighting is standard in almost any text editor or programming IDE currently produced. Most of them color numerical data a specific color.

    6. Re:Context highlighting? by amliebsch · · Score: 1

      But not words representing numbers, written in many languages.

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    7. Re:Context highlighting? by Zordak · · Score: 1

      But this patent claims an extension to that idea where "four thousand" is highlighted just like "4,000." That may or may not be an obvious extension, but I have not seen syntax highlighting in any editor or IDE that did that (and probably for good reason -- that would be a stupid feature). I'm not saying this is a good or valid patent, or that it should be issued (remember, it's just a published application right now). I'm just saying that every time some stupid patent is discussed on Slashdot, the first reaction everybody has is, "I've seen that before." That may be true, but the PTO isn't going to take your word for it. You're going to need some documentation that they can positively date before they will enter it as prior art.

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    8. Re:Context highlighting? by NickFortune · · Score: 1
      If you can find a published reference showing how somebody did this prior to the application date for this patent, you're in business.

      And does source code not qualify? This is emacs we're talking about. The source would have been published.

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    9. Re:Context highlighting? by NickFortune · · Score: 1
      But not words representing numbers, written in many languages.

      Possibly not. If they'd submitted a patent on "I18N for numeric pattern matching" I doubt we'd be discussing this. As it is they have to try and drag in the display aspect so they can threaten anyone who makes a browser, help file viewer, or even the folks who maintain "less".

      But even if they had numeric internationalized pattern matching I still wouldn't condone it.

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    10. Re:Context highlighting? by MorePower · · Score: 1
      Some patents are just for ideas rather than implementations.

      But that's not right. The patent office itself maintains that you can't patent an idea, only an implimentation. I think that's the way it should be. It's pretty easy to come up with ideas, it doesn't cost anything to think so there's no cost of research and development to recoup. Patenting implimentations is supposed to reward the cost of actually making something work in the real world (which is a lot harder to do), working on the assumption that people won't do any development if they aren't likely to recoup the costs.

    11. Re:Context highlighting? by surprise_audit · · Score: 1
      Given the Wikipedia definition of publish :
      Publishing is the activity of putting information into the public arena. Traditionally, the term referred to distribution of printed works such as books and newspapers. With the advent of digital information systems and the Internet, the scope of publishing has expanded to include web sites, blogs, and other forms of new media.

      I'd say that emacs has definitely been published. Of course, the government or a judge might not recognise that definition, but it gives us a starting point.

    12. Re:Context highlighting? by NickFortune · · Score: 1
      mmm... they couldn't really claim it hadn't been published (unless the term has some unexpectedly precise legal meaning - IANAL) so I suppose they'd need to argue that putting the source code online didn't count as publication for purposes of patents.

      I wonder if anyone has some old 3.5 inch floppies with an emacs source distro and a date? That might go a ways to closing one possible avenue of attack.

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  13. From the patent application: by Stanistani · · Score: 5, Funny

    One of the inventors is named -

    Thiti Wang-Aryattawanich

    I'd just like to know his nickname, is all...

    1. Re:From the patent application: by Divide+By+Zero · · Score: 1

      Hell with his nickname, I want to know his ancestry! Indian/chinese/nativeamerican/sandwich?

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    2. Re:From the patent application: by drxenos · · Score: 1

      Ichy Wang

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    3. Re:From the patent application: by p3d0 · · Score: 1

      Judging by his hotmal address, I guess it's Thitiwang.

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    4. Re:From the patent application: by Roofus · · Score: 1

      Hey, that's Earl of Sandwich to you buddy!

    5. Re:From the patent application: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Aren't those all the same names as the 9/11 terrorists?

    6. Re:From the patent application: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Probably ethnic Chinese from Thailand.

    7. Re:From the patent application: by TwistedAnimator · · Score: 1

      I'm thinking Titty Wang

    8. Re:From the patent application: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Now even making comments on a name that not anglo-saxonic is moded funny?
      get a grip! mod parent "-1 childish"

    9. Re:From the patent application: by Daytona955i · · Score: 1

      Well yes, at least when said non-anglo-saxon name is a profanity. Hehehe... he said Thiti (which sounds like titty)... Hehehe... he said wang.

      Then of course after the first two, Aryattawanich just looks like it should be dirty. (something to do with a sandwich)

    10. Re:From the patent application: by jkirby · · Score: 1

      I vote for TWAT :)

      "Do not worry about what others do; the best way to predict the future is to invent it."

      - Alan Keys

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    11. Re:From the patent application: by Stanistani · · Score: 1

      Actually, an anagram of my real name became the nickname "Billion Worms" - so it's not a racist/bigot thing.
      I also know a guy nicknamed "Porn" because of his last name... which is Thai.
      I knew a fellow named Narciso P. Leggs who made fun of his monicker.
      ...and the famous engineer Bill Lear (LearJet) who named his daughter Crystal Chanda Lear...
      But I slightly digress...

    12. Re:From the patent application: by jcuervo · · Score: 1

      I completely misread that as "cheese sandwich".

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    13. Re:From the patent application: by egriebel · · Score: 1
      Now even making comments on a name that not anglo-saxonic is moded funny? get a grip! mod parent "-1 childish"
      Well I do say old chap, that was a very fine comment. It's about time someone reigned in what passes for humour here! Huzzah! Oh, by the by, have you any Grey Poupon?
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    14. Re:From the patent application: by DrewCapu · · Score: 2, Funny
      I'm thinking Titty Wang
      You're half right. It's Titty Titty Wang Wang.
    15. Re:From the patent application: by Casca · · Score: 1

      It can't be what you think, as that would be a trademark infringement.

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    16. Re:From the patent application: by davevr · · Score: 1

      That quote is from Alan Kay, computer visionary, not "Alan Keys".

      Who the heck is Alan Keys? Maybe you are thinking of Alan Keyes, the politician?

    17. Re:From the patent application: by jkirby · · Score: 1

      Sorry, by bad...

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    18. Re:From the patent application: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Thai name.

    19. Re:From the patent application: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It took three 'highly paid professionals' to generate this obvious pattent?

  14. The topic text needs adjustment by doc+modulo · · Score: 1

    Quote from the topic:
    "displaying in a box to make them stand out. ""

    Display what in a box? I'm guessing numbers looking at the other posts but I can't reach the linked text.

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  15. Nice summary. by daniil · · Score: 4, Insightful
    Is it really that hard to write a three-line summary that actually says what the patent is about? I actually had to read the patent application to find out what the article is about.

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    1. Re:Nice summary. by MrAnnoyanceToYou · · Score: 2

      Not to mention that I would definitely moderate the entire summary as flamebait. Come the heck on, at least give objectivity a shot.

    2. Re:Nice summary. by October_30th · · Score: 2, Informative

      The summary is definitely flamebait, but hey, this kind of articles sell ad- and maybe even subscription-wise. Slashdot is well on its way to becoming the National Enquirer for Nerds.

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    3. Re:Nice summary. by Caktus · · Score: 1

      But then, would you trust the summary or would you read the patent application to be sure?

    4. Re:Nice summary. by daniil · · Score: 1

      In my experience, when the article is about a patent application, one should never trust the summary, as the typical submitter only reads the first two lines of the application before he starts to scream bloody murder and posts an article to Slashdot where he claims that [random unix system utility] did this thirty years ago. Of course, had he bothered to read the whole paragraph, he would have discovered that it isn't so. I must confess that i almost never get past the first paragraph, as all these patent applications are simply way too technical for me, but even reading the description of the patent in question tends to be enough to invalidate the claims made in these articles.

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    5. Re:Nice summary. by symbolic · · Score: 1


      Of course not. It's the LAWYERS who think otherwise, because it's good for business.

    6. Re:Nice summary. by daniil · · Score: 1
      Just when I thought it couldn't get any worse, Taco managed to outdo himself with the next Apple-related article posted on the front page: Baher Al Hakim writes "The Street suggests in a recent article that Apple is about to announce a deal with Google, to a

      WTF.

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  16. Umm by mikes.song · · Score: 0

    So, there's no new art on a tag like the one below?

    <div style="border:1px black;">12<em>34</em>56</div>

    1. Re:Umm by spot35 · · Score: 1

      No, because that doesn't highlight after a request received from the user.

      The application stipulates a request received from the user first and then all numerical data is then highlighted. Prior art was hinted at by a previous post by using vim.

    2. Re:Umm by spot35 · · Score: 1

      at the risk of replaying to my own message, even the vim method doesn't highlight numbers when they're typed as words.

  17. How about patenting these images too? by schestowitz · · Score: 1

    When someone puts images under a heading called 'Images', you expect it to contain images, not a plug-in that Firefox is unable to install.

    I am sorry, but I think the USPTO is committing a crime greater than that of Microsoft by disallowing me to read patents (government-supported service) on a modern Linux system.

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    1. Re:How about patenting these images too? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Firefox on Windows 2000 Pro wouldn't view the images either.

    2. Re:How about patenting these images too? by uits · · Score: 1

      "I am sorry, but I think the USPTO is committing a crime greater than that of Microsoft by disallowing me to read patents (government-supported service) on a modern Linux system." Exactly what crime is this? Should they print the image out and hand it to you if you happen to not have a computer? It's accessible, and that is what matters.

    3. Re:How about patenting these images too? by mzwaterski · · Score: 1

      Whose fault is it that your browser can't display TIFFs? Last I checked, TIFF was a very universal format. Check out internetiff or alternatiff for free tiff viewers that work in Firefox.

    4. Re:How about patenting these images too? by mboos · · Score: 1

      It's not working on the Windows version Firefox either. I even tried IE *shudders* No luck.

      The patent office is in fact asking if it's OK if they only support IE for the time being. All I can say is, I'm glad it's not my government doing this.

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    5. Re:How about patenting these images too? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Informative

      It's a tiff image, which is a pretty standard and pretty default way to store scanned images, so it's Firefox (gasp) rather the USPTO. Fetch the thing manually and try opening it in the GIMP.

    6. Re:How about patenting these images too? by TCQuad · · Score: 1

      When someone puts images under a heading called 'Images', you expect it to contain images, not a plug-in that Firefox is unable to install.

      Is the image (just a TIFF) giving you a problem, or is it before the image loads? Here's a direct link to the image to test.

    7. Re:How about patenting these images too? by bunratty · · Score: 4, Informative

      Firefox can't show the images because of Bugzilla bug 160261. There's nothing wrong with the images on the web site, it's just that Firefox can't display TIFF images.

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    8. Re:How about patenting these images too? by schestowitz · · Score: 1

      I did not check the 'plug-in' closely enough at first, but let's face it:

      Whoever retains those Web pages used a format that is utterly unnecessary. It comes to show ignorance in the field of Web design. Look at some of the others with Toy O/S who still cannot view the images. Why not provide us with a spreadsheet to download and view? You know, just to just get the idea of how this patent works? That's the quivalent of using the GIMP, don't you think? *sorry about the rant*

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    9. Re:How about patenting these images too? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I think you'll find that TIFF is used because it contains print and other information, thus reproducing the original patent application as exactly as possible. Not USPTO stupidity this time.

    10. Re:How about patenting these images too? by srleffler · · Score: 3, Informative
      The problem is that the patent office uses a relatively odd TIFF structure, that they are bound to by international agreements. You can get a free viewer for Windows here. Choose option 3: standard web browser plug-in (Netscape style). It works fine in Firefox (although older versions failed to install automagically and had to be manually moved fo Firefox's plugins directory.)

      Firefox's automatic plugin finder is unlikely to work because even though the patent images meet the TIFF standard their format is not recognized by most TIFF viewers.

    11. Re:How about patenting these images too? by srleffler · · Score: 1
      It's not entirely the USPTO's fault. They are locked into a particular image file format by international agreements, and while the format is technically 'standard' TIFF it uses features that most TIFF viewers do not support.

      You can get a free viewer that works fine with Firefox here. The viewer also works fine for TIFF images other than the USPTO's.

      Note also that according to the USPTO page above the Image links only work for a couple hours after the search that produced the patent page. After that time you have to do a fresh search to generate a new page with working image links.

    12. Re:How about patenting these images too? by GrueMaster · · Score: 1

      That's ok. IE can't display the images either. Could be the ./ effect on the server, but I doubt it.

    13. Re:How about patenting these images too? by OldManAndTheC++ · · Score: 1

      Try the AlternaTIFF plug-in for viewing TIFF images in Mozilla/Netscape browsers. It is free but requires registration (name, company, e-mail address). Seems to work OK.

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    14. Re:How about patenting these images too? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0


      "It is free but requires registration (name, company, e-mail address)."

      . . . sounds like you meant to say something more like:

      "It is not free. They don't charge you any money to use it, but there are other strings attached; It requires registration (name, company, e-mail address)."

    15. Re:How about patenting these images too? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You can see the images in firefox/unix, just use plugger:
      http://fredrik.hubbe.net/plugger.html

      Run it through any image viewer (e.g. eye of gnome)
      and it will work.

    16. Re:How about patenting these images too? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      the patent office uses a relatively odd TIFF structure, that they are bound to by international agreements.

      The U.S. is not bound by international agreements. See Guantanamo, Geneva Convention, etc.

      Rick DeBay
    17. Re:How about patenting these images too? by OldManAndTheC++ · · Score: 1
      It is free (gratis) but not free (libre).

      That work for you?

      Next time I'll be sure to use Latin instead of English.

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  18. As usual, nothing new by SpacePunk · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Highliting (or otherwise bringing attention to) data (numeric or otherwise) has been done since the old DOS days, and probably before. This certainly isn't new, and isn't unique by a stretch of the imagination.

    Of course, by filing the patent, they want it to seem that Microsoft is the originator if this technique. If the rules the USPTO seems to apply to software patents were applied to 'real world' patents, you'd see the whole lot of them thrown out on their asses, and the whole office revised from the janitor on up to the chief.

    1. Re:As usual, nothing new by farble1670 · · Score: 1
      Of course, by filing the patent, they want it to seem that Microsoft is the originator if this technique

      you know nothing of why companies file and acquire patents. they are simply playing the game. patents are used as weapons, often defensive, against other companies. if company A comes to company B and says "i am going to sue for you for violation of patents 1, 2, and 3", company B needs to be able to say "oh yeah, well put down your guns, or i'll sue you for violation of patents 3, 4, and 5."

      all software companies do this. they have to. if they don't they get walked on. software companies aren't interested in using the patents to stop OSS projects. take off your tinfoil hat. they aren't interested in them for bragging rights, as the parent of this seems to suggest.

    2. Re:As usual, nothing new by SpacePunk · · Score: 1

      The claim of a patent is the claim of an original item. I agree with you that it's not for bragging rights. It's more insidious than that. It's to cement into paper and the 'society' that they are the origin of 'all things computing'.

      Also, there is no such thing as a defensive patent. If a patent isn't vigorously defended then it will end up being a non-patent (for lack of a better term). In other words, patent infractions must be pursued to keep a patent valid. None of this 16th year last minute barratry to get licensing terms on a patent that's lain undefended for the previous 15 or 16 years.

    3. Re:As usual, nothing new by inode_buddha · · Score: 1

      For some reason TROFF markup comes to mind.

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  19. Already been done... by Run4yourlives · · Score: 1

    Serveral patents exist for this already.

  20. Re:Don't get out of hand... by hosecoat · · Score: 2, Insightful

    defensive patents are ridiculously stupid

  21. Re:Don't get out of hand... by digidave · · Score: 1

    Patents are supposed to give you the right to exclusively use, market, sell, ignore, etc your invention.

    This is not a ball game and you shouldn't require a defensive strategy. The patent system is seriously broken.

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  22. I read the entire patent application. by mikeophile · · Score: 2, Funny

    I am now dumber for the effort.

    1. Re:I read the entire patent application. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      That's negative information for you...

    2. Re:I read the entire patent application. by spot35 · · Score: 1

      an example of this?

    3. Re:I read the entire patent application. by Feanturi · · Score: 1

      See, negative information works!

  23. does this qualify as defensive I wonder? by circusboy · · Score: 1

    http://seattlepi.nwsource.com/business/236360_appl epatent12.html

    it was filed *after* the relevant technology was released by someone else...

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  24. MICKELSON'S TEARING IT UP by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    go, go lefty!! -4 for today, woot!

  25. Don't dis this! by swelke · · Score: 1

    Okay, whoever wrote the headline, I think you owe Microsoft an apology. This is a major breakthrough! Not only does their new magical machine check to see whether it's supposed to emphasize numbers, it also then emphasizes them:

    Emphasizing may include adding a highlighting attribute to the located numerical data or adding other formatting to visually distinguish the numerical data from the remainder of the electronic document.

    Now say you're sorry or you don't get any ice cream.

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    1. Re:Don't dis this! by Ruie · · Score: 1
      Yep, true innovation..

      I guess they could not be bothered to do a thorough job and at least copy the behaviour of Tcl/Tk canvas:

      pathName addtag tag searchSpec ?arg arg ...?

      For each item that meets the constraints specified by searchSpec and the args, add tag to the list of tags associated with the item if it isn't already present on that list. It is possible that no items will satisfy the constraints given by searchSpec and args, in which case the command has no effect. This command returns an empty string as result.

    2. Re:Don't dis this! by spot35 · · Score: 1

      sarcasm abounds. But the application is slightly more than that, it also lexiacally parses the document to identify written numbers not just those in digit form.

  26. Re:Don't get out of hand... by toddbu · · Score: 1
    And that's the reason people hate software patents. I can patent a whole bunch of really obvious stuff, and when someone tries to build virtually any piece of software then they're sure to run afoul of at least on of them. I swoop in, and either offer to license my technology for way more than it's worth or maybe, just maybe if you're nice then I'll offer to buy your company.

    Yeah, we all understand the concept of defensive patents. We just don't agree with it.

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  27. Why not patent this: by rscrawford · · Score: 2, Funny

    Has anyone come up with a patent for bringing down a website by posting a link to it on another website and counting on thousands and thousands of people to click through, thus generating high but perfectly legal traffic?

    If not, I'm filling out my forms right now, and someone around here's gonna owe me a lot of money.

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  28. Amazing the number of words it requires by mustafap · · Score: 1

    to explain 'bold'

    Good old patent lawyers, paid by the word.

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  29. What? by jdavidb · · Score: 0, Redundant

    Microsoft has a patent pending for displaying in a box to make them stand out

    To make who stand out? Microsoft?

    1. Re:What? by spot35 · · Score: 1

      patents?

  30. Another Idea by $RANDOMLUSER · · Score: 2, Funny

    I wish Slashdot would put a "Fuck Microsoft" button on the comment submittal page - it would save sooo much time for all of us.

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    1. Re:Another Idea by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Nah, that would take away from people writing custom Mozilla user.js files.

    2. Re:Another Idea by Z00L00K · · Score: 1
      Seems to be a good idea for a /. poll.

      The uspto site was down when I tried. Seems like the patent office got slashdotted!

      I wouldn't be surprised if there are issues of prior art that makes the patent invalid.

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    3. Re:Another Idea by fbjon · · Score: 1
      We claim:

      1. A method for emphasizing alphabetical data contained in an electronic document, the method comprising: determining whether a request to emphasize specified alphabetical data in the electronic document has been received; and in response to receiving the request, locating all of the specified data contained within the electronic document and emphasizing the located alphabetical data.

      2. The method of claim 1, wherein the electronic document comprises both text data and numerical data and wherein the request comprises a request to emphasize only the alphabetical data.

      3. The method of claim 2, wherein the alphabetical data comprises letters and characters expressed as text data and the character $.

      4. The method of claim 3, wherein the alphabetical data may be expressed in any of a plurality of natural languages.

      5. The method of claim 4, wherein the specified letters and characters expressed as text data may comprise the strings "Fuck Microsoft", "Fuck MicroSoft", or "Fuck Micro$oft".

      6. The method of claim 5, wherein emphasizing only the strings of claim 5 comprises adding an exceptionally strong highlighting attribute to the located alphabetical data.

      7. The method of claim 6, wherein the highlighting attribute comprises a color attribute with a value of bright red.

      8. The method of claim 7, wherein one string or a plurality of strings may be processed after the user performs at most 1 (one) clicks of a computer mouse.

      9. The method of claim 8, wherein the processing comprises submission as a comment to the website www.slashdot.org.

      ...Get out of my way, I'm going to fill in some forms.

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    4. Re:Another Idea by $RANDOMLUSER · · Score: 1

      That's just beautiful.
      Seriously, why do they keep posting these flamebait "Microsoft contemplates yet another evil thing" articles? It's not like we don't know what the response is going to be.

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  31. Wow by smoondog · · Score: 1

    I guess I'm not surprised though. Things are getting really competitive for MS right now, with Apple, Google, Yahoo, Linux, etc. If things start really going south for this company, however, expect to see all of those dumb MS patents get pushed upon other companies.

  32. BAH by rwven · · Score: 1, Insightful

    It's pretty obvious, since MS started this patent craze after being sued over ridiculous overbroad patents, that they are just doing things like this to cover their butt. They've NEVER sued anyone over a patent. I highly doubt they ever will unless it's a blatent and public rebellion or something...

    1. Re:BAH by Daytona955i · · Score: 1

      From: http://www.eweek.com/article2/0,1895,1566318,00.as p
      According to Microsoft's Kaefer, "We'll make our IP available to all comers, open-source or not." Kaefer added that Microsoft isn't focused on what garage-shop developers are doing but that if a major corporation is using its IP, "We would need to look at it."

      So Microsoft will decide when and where to enforce patents. Yeah, that makes me feel better about the whole thing.

    2. Re:BAH by rwven · · Score: 2, Insightful

      well, what are you complaining about? apparently everyone else in the world has decided that when they sue MS, this is their stance. It's not a problem with them until MS has used their product for 15 years and they can sue for 500 million instead of sueing as soon as MS started "abusing" their patents for $50,000 and royalties from then on out... If everyone else does it with overbroad patents and they all attack MS, why is that OK and not for MS to do it the other way around? Double standard much? i think software patents are evil, but that goes for the people who use them against MS as well...

    3. Re:BAH by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I imagine that someone has already mentioned this but I suppose I will again. The goal of these patents is legal amunition. If Microsoft discover a, shall we say, non-compliant competitor then they have legal ammo to keep this competitor in court unable to finish or distribute a product.

      Something similar is happening with .NET and mono. MS own the .NET intellectual property and get to make all sorts of decisions because of this ownership. Basically, mono is extremely dependent on MS and their decisions.

      I should say that I am not a lawyer and these comments are perhaps naive.

    4. Re:BAH by Daytona955i · · Score: 1

      I don't think it is ok for anyone to have overbroad patents... where did I say that in the previous post. Microsoft basically said we don't care as long as it doesn't hurt out bottom line, then we're going to start suing people. Why not just donate the patents to the EFF?

      I think what really needs to be done is some serious patent reform.

    5. Re:BAH by getwhipped · · Score: 1

      Well, not quite. Our police forces (and I'm sure, yours too) use guns to fight those with guns. Us "good" patent holders will use them to fight the "bad" patent holders until there is a time we don't have to.

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  33. Re:Don't get out of hand... by Trigun · · Score: 1

    I would think that prior art would be defense enough. But I guess not.

    Why did we things so convoluted that we need to have interpreters for the rules?

  34. Re:Don't get out of hand... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    There is no such thing as a defensive patent. A patent is a patent. Period.

  35. Images by sigaar · · Score: 1

    What plugin do I need to view the images?

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    1. Re:Images by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      They're TIFFs, my Mozilla says that you need Quicktime

    2. Re:Images by sconeu · · Score: 1

      QT just displayed blank pages for everything. Both in FF and in IE.

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  36. I wonder... by ckaminski · · Score: 1

    With all the brouhaha about simpleminded patent examiners and useless patents being granted, I'm wondering if it isn't all deliberate?

    If after a few stupid examples a number of patent examiners have gotten it into their heads to sabotage the whole process by granting increasingly more moronic patents? All being done in hopes of getting the whole process fixed...

  37. what the hell... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    are we in the middle of some sort of patent war...??

  38. Re:Don't get out of hand... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Queue the line of idiots who don't understand the meaning of a defensive patent... now!

    No. Queue the line of idiots who has forgotten just how mean and nasty Microsoft has played in the past.

    Anyone that thinks Microsoft is only filing 1000's of patents for "defensive" purposes and will never use them to squash competing companies or technologies is an idiot or has severe Alzheimer's!

  39. Don't forget MSFT patented the iPod by WillAffleckUW · · Score: 1

    guess they've never heard of Prior Art or Chutzpa.

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  40. Is it just me? by kinglink · · Score: 3, Insightful

    I mean the stuff that you can patent now is getting really ridiculous and you know who gets hurt? The small guy? Microsoft can make a million patents and then ride off the tithes from them, and an independant person will have to dodge through a mine field of patents to make a product.

    I'm all for the Office of Patents, which was an idea to show who was the first with the idea, granted there's some flaws, (Bell is created with created the phone while there's a good amount of evidence where he's not the originator)

    But the original idea was for people to get credit for their ideas, and be able to own them.

    However The Corporate world we live in today, has made patenting a game almost. You can patent any abstract idea, and even if your version completely fails and you couldn't program for crap, you can sue anyone else who succeeds at your worthless attempt even if it takes them 10 years, because you own the patent?

    I think we need to revise the patent system to at least show that head way is made or such and if the system never gets implemented, the patent is worthless.

    1. Re:Is it just me? by mzwaterski · · Score: 1
      You can attempt to patent any little thing you want. This is not a patent that has issued. If you check the link that I've provided below, you can see that the application hasn't even been looked at by an examiner yet. At least wait till the thing issues to determine whether you think it should be patentable... A lot can/will change between then and now.

      http://portal.uspto.gov/external/portal/!ut/p/_s.7 _0_A/7_0_CH/.cmd/ad/.ar/sa.getBib/.c/6_0_69/.ce/7_ 0_1ET/.p/5_0_18L/.d/1?selectedTab=ifwtab&isSubmitt ed=isSubmitted&dosnum=10776431#7_0_1ET

    2. Re:Is it just me? by AutopsyReport · · Score: 1
      But the original idea was for people to get credit for their ideas, and be able to own them.

      The purpose behind patents isn't to assign ownership to an idea, but grant protection from competition to design, manufacture and distribute a unique idea. Ownership or credit has little to do with it.

      I think we need to revise the patent system to at least show that head way is made or such and if the system never gets implemented, the patent is worthless.

      Sometimes it take years to fully develop and bring a patent to market. It would be a complete waste of resources to try to monitor the status of thousands of patents a year.

      I argue that we don't need to revise the patenting system in the way you suggested, but rather, revise it in such a way that it excludes any patents based around software. Canada does not allow any patent whose idea is founded in software -- it would be ideal to see the US adopt this approach.

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    3. Re:Is it just me? by kinglink · · Score: 1

      I am not saying revise it my way, I'm saying revise it in SOME way, I mean I understand that you need time for systems, but if you go to court, and your system isn't ready and won't be for ten years or just completely didn't work, and Apple made a slightly similar system you can technically sue them.

      And it does in ways deal with ownership and credit. However it's through protection. (protection from competition can only works if there is ownership of the idea)

      However I don't think many of these ideas are truely unique I think for the most part that the owners were the first idiot who thought "I should patent that" It's like those stupid commericials telling you that if you have an idea patent it now. That's not the real idea of the patent, the patent is for small companies working to compete with a big corporation, not a way for a large corporation to own every idea they can come up with during a weekend.

      The other problem is that it's not just software, you can do this for any sort of stupid patent, there has to be a clear and obvious version of stuff. Otherwise you have idiots trying to say They came up with the Hyperlink X years after it was first implemented.

    4. Re:Is it just me? by f0rt0r · · Score: 1

      Another reason that Canada rules.

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  41. Can't this already be done? by alvinrod · · Score: 2, Insightful
    This is almost the same has creating a search that highlights a given word in an article or document, similar to the find feature with Firefox.

    They're only extending the search to include all numbers and words representing numbers. Essentially instead of searching for just one word, number, or collection of symbols, they're searching for a whole bunch at the same time and emphasizing the results.

    Essentially we get a preprogrammed search to pick out anything that might represent numerical data. I'm certain that something similar to this has been done before in exactness or in a very similar manner. I don't know of many programs that currently support the ability to search as broadly as this (i.e. pick out nouns, verbs, numbers, Names, etc. rather than just one number, word, collection of symbols) especially in terms of word processors and the like. Why not just patent the idea to search and emphasise certain types of symbols (i.e. numbers, Names, places, whatever else) rather than just going after this more specialized case of numbers?

    Of course this brings us to wonder, should such an idea outlined above even be patentable? I really don't care much at this point, but it would be a useful feature to see in word processors and other things like this in the future. It would probably be better if it weren't just in one word processor though.

    1. Re:Can't this already be done? by timster121 · · Score: 1

      It would probably be better if it weren't just in one word processor though.

      Not for Microsoft, it wouldn't. Hence the patent.

    2. Re:Can't this already be done? by Decameron81 · · Score: 1

      Even though it may not be not exactly the same thing, this patents makes me think of development IDEs, where it is not uncommon to get numbers highlighted as you type them.

      The same goes for all kinds of other keywords.

      Basically this patents looks to me like a further specialization of something similar. Although I could be completely wrong, since IANAL.

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    3. Re:Can't this already be done? by Coryoth · · Score: 1

      This is almost the same has creating a search that highlights a given word in an article or document, similar to the find feature with Firefox.

      They're only extending the search to include all numbers and words representing numbers. Essentially instead of searching for just one word, number, or collection of symbols, they're searching for a whole bunch at the same time and emphasizing the results.


      You know I could swear I've essentially done this in Emacs myself numerous times. At the basic level there's "search-for-regexp" [0-9][0-9]*\.[0-9]*, and it doesn't take a genius to write a macro with a more complicated regexp to cover "one", "two", "hundred" etc. if you're actually doing it very often. And of course the search highlights every occurence in the document.

      Jedidiah.

  42. So when will it be rejected? by Chemisor · · Score: 1

    So why is it that we never get headlines like "stupid patent rejected" on Slashdot? Do all these "inventions" get the patent granted or what?

    1. Re:So when will it be rejected? by KitesWorld · · Score: 1

      Meh, if a patent fails they just change the wording a little, hope the guy reading it doesn't have a clue, and try again. And again. And again. And again.

      So reporting a patent that's been rejected is pretty pointless.

  43. newsflash by tomstdenis · · Score: 1

    Patents, like gasoline are just something kids two generations from now will be talking about in history class.

    The end is near! Front row tickets still available!

    Tom

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  44. I guess google is in trouble then by Hinhule · · Score: 0, Offtopic
  45. Re:Don't get out of hand... by pete6677 · · Score: 1

    Interpreters for the rules are called lawyers, and they've been around since the beginning of the legal system. It's not just patent law that is this complex. A simple but effective legal system which could be understood by the common person is a nice idea, but would not actually work for many reasons.

  46. Full Patent As PDF (With Pics) by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Patentfetcher.com's neat service let me grab this: http://free.patentfetcher.com/GetPatentPDF.php?f=A pps/US/2005/01/77/USApp20050177789.pdf (PDF Warning)

    (Disclaimer, I don't work for them/with them, but it's an interesting service anyway).

  47. Enough. Please. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    I just did a quick search of the past month's stories, and noticed that there have been on average 2.77 stories per day that mention Microsoft. This is only 1/2 a story per day less than the number of stories that mention Linux.

    Why is Slashdot so obsessed with Microsoft?

  48. Slashdot's Bold Writeup by TomorrowPlusX · · Score: 1

    So, I there's this revolutionary idea: we call it language. It allows one to serialize a concept into "words" using a "grammar" to tie them together into meaning. Unfortunately, the writeup doesn't seem to take this into consideration. I see all these words, but they make no sense. I read the damn writeup here three or four times, assuming I missed the noun referred to by "make them stand out". I gave up. Then I read the last sentence and wondered "That's 'That's'" referring to? I know we grouse and moan about bad grammar her, but come on. That writeup doesn't even make sense.

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  49. Wow! Innovative! by rlp · · Score: 4, Funny


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  50. I've got MS right where I want them... by sRev · · Score: 3, Funny

    I've just patented using letters to form words.

    1. Re:I've got MS right where I want them... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Well I can tell you that noone here will be violating this two-bit patent

    2. Re:I've got MS right where I want them... by JourneyExpertApe · · Score: 1

      Too late, I already patented letters.

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  51. Wow...just wow... by Phil+John · · Score: 1

    ...we slashdotted the U.S. Patent Office, booyah! Is the linked page failing to load for anyone else?

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  52. Bit too much? by Sinju · · Score: 1

    Not sure why they are patenting something as trivial as an underline or box around text. So if this goes through mabey they will patent something else like Papers inside the box of software products or the english language perhaps. Just wondering if I understand what is going on :\ .

  53. So... by bornyesterday · · Score: 1

    ...they are patenting a process which scans files for both numeral and written out in any language numbers and high-lighting them. Why in the hell is this even necessary?

    1. Re:So... by Overzeetop · · Score: 1

      So that when OpenOffice adds the functionality to "keep pace" with MS Office, Microsoft can sue to have the program removed from availability for patent infringement. Pretty obvious, really.

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  54. Re:Enough. Please. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I dunno, maybe it's a big computer company or something.

  55. Highlighting is easy by norminator · · Score: 1

    It would probably be at least this easy to set up vi highlighting like this, and that would allow the highlighting to actually be a dynamic part of display of the numbers, and not part of the document itself. Just make a list of keywords -- there's really not even that many words to put in the list: Zero, One through Twenty, Thirty, Forty, Fity, Sixty, Seventy, Eighty, Ninety, Hundred, Thousand, Million, Billion, Trillion, etc.

    The whole thing could handle pretty much any number you need to deal with includuing decimals and negative numbers with forty keywords. This is a lame and useless patent.

  56. Ok buddy then please show us some PROOF.. by Halvy · · Score: 0

    It's pretty obvious, since MS started this patent craze after being sued over ridiculous overbroad patents

    Microsoft has not been sued nearly enuff for all of the hateful,lieing (fraudulent), time-consuming products that they have produced the last 20 years.

    They've NEVER sued anyone over a patent.

    Then where's the beef?!

    SHOW US PROOF OF THIS!!

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  57. Holy Offtopic Batman by calebb · · Score: 1

    Q:What do you call Batman & Robin after they get hit by a car? >
    A:Flatman & Ribbon!

  58. Simple Solution by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Kill all the fucking lawyers

    1. Re:Simple Solution by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      I'm with the other AC. Kill the bastards.

      (No offense to any aforementioned bastards in the audience. :P)

    2. Re:Simple Solution by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Echelon Alert:

      Dear Slashdot Poster:

      Your post has been flagged for the following reasons:

      "Kill" - Indicates violent intentions
      "Kill all" - Indicates WMD Threat
      "Fucking" - Indicates Sexual Intentions
      "Lawyers" - Indicates Threat against the Government

      Thank you and please sit out on the curb and wait for the black vans to arrive.

  59. Someone has Prior Art... by B11 · · Score: 1

    "...Microsoft has a patent pending for displaying in a box to make them stand out. "

    David Blaine can claim prior on this one. He displayed himself in a box to himself stand out already.

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  60. We Need a Fine System by nightsweat · · Score: 1

    If a patent application is deemed "frivolous" or determined to be a land grab, no only should the patent not be granted, but the company applying should be forced to pay a fine for attempting to stifle innovation.

    Also, any patent examiner who grants a patent that is later deemed frivolous should be dismissed, and barred from government service or activities that interact with the Patent Office.

    This ain't what Ben Franklin had in mind.

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  61. Yes, Lets let them "Patent" Parsing! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Because it is soooo Innovative!

  62. Re:Ok buddy then please show us some PROOF.. by rwven · · Score: 1

    why should i prove the non existence of something to you? I think you need to proce the existence of it to me....

    And i think it's pretty obvious you're an MS basher. MS is just a business doing business and in case you hadn't noticed, they've been working round the clock on cleaning up their act. If you want to bash something, bash the low quality code found in 95% of open source applications.

    And if you want to bash Windows security, set a band of hackers, the size of the ones going after windows, after linux instead, and i'd bet tons of money Linux prolly has more holes in it than Windows. It's just a smaller target...

    I'm no Microsoft lover or anything, i'm just sick of the brainless MS bashing by people who couldn't care less about facts vs blathering opinion. MS is not evil... linux is not perfect. Stop being a robot for a change...

  63. Dude, I'm so going to patent ASCII by rastin · · Score: 1

    Not just this patent, but all the other BS patents that are floating out there just make me want to move to some remote island so I can code in peace.

  64. Re:Wow! Innovative! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    That is not a number

  65. Prior art, MS, and the USPTO by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    IANAL but this is my understanding:
    Since this is just a publication, it is still being reviewed. If you are certain you know of prior art, you can send references to it to MS, which is then supposed to tell the patent office. Or you could try notifying the patent office (but more likely you'll just irritate them). If MS knows of prior art, because you told them or whatever, and they still pursue the patent, well, they are risking big trouble.

  66. Yeah, googles gonna hate me for this, but... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

    Oh well

    Yeah, so I'm going to hell. Still, someone had to do it. :) Few bugs with this implementation however. :/

    1. Re:Yeah, googles gonna hate me for this, but... by Durinthal · · Score: 1

      ..why is Netscape's browser page the first result?

  67. That's... um.... creepy, dude. by Valdrax · · Score: 2, Funny

    Note to self: Never sign any public petition for fear of being stalked by creepy people on the net or their friends with access to Google.

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  68. Heh. Ingeneous! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    From the patent, filed in 04!

    "[0004] Unlike text strings, numerical information is more difficult to locate using the typical "find" function provided by current word processing application programs. Users are able to locate a text search string in a document using a typical "find" function because they have a preconceived knowledge of the string that they are looking for. For example, if a user is looking for the name "John" in a document, the user can easily modify the search string to match the desired string through a relatively small number of iterations. However, if a user is searching for a number that they do not already know, a telephone number for instance, it may be very difficult to locate the number in the document. The user may be forced to scan through the entire document until the desired number can be located. This can be very time consuming and frustrating for a computer user, especially if the document is a long one. "

  69. bad news/good news by moosesocks · · Score: 5, Funny

    I've got some bad news and some good news.

    The bad news is that the USPTO granted Microsoft assanine patent.

    The good news is that we slashdotted the USPTO (and I just saved a bundle on my car insurance)

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    1. Re:bad news/good news by mzwaterski · · Score: 1

      WRONG - this patent was PUBLISHED, not GRANTED or ISSUED or ALLOWED.

    2. Re:bad news/good news by roman_mir · · Score: 1

      and I just saved a bundle on my car insurance - see? The GP was just kidding.

  70. Point being?? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    they're not simply trying to patent "displaying numbers in a box." The application is for dynamically highlighting (or whatever) all numeric elements within a document, even if the numerics are expressed in words (e.g., "one thousand") in any supported language
    Okay, so they're not trying to patent "displaying numbers in a box", but what they're "really" trying to patent is just as bad, because it's still something that:

    1. Is not especially innovative.
    2. Even a mediocre programmer could do fairly quickly.

  71. not highlighting, finding by rodentia · · Score: 1


    From the meat of the application:

    In order to provide the functionality described herein, the word processing application program 10 may operate in conjunction with a numeric search plug-in dynamically linked library ("DLL"). As will be described in greater detail below, the numeric search plug-in DLL 26 integrates with the word processing application program 10 and provides functionality for emphasizing all of the numerical data within an electronic document 28. The numeric search plug-in DLL 26 also provides functionality for de-emphasizing all of the numerical data within an electronic document 28. To provide these functions, the numeric search plug-in DLL 26 utilizes a program code for breaking sentences into words. Once the sentences have been broken into words, the numeric search plug-in DLL 26 compares the words to the contents of the numeric search table 28 to determine if numerical data is contained in the document. The numeric search table 28 identifies to the numeric search plug-in DLL 26 all of the numerical data that should be located in each of the supported languages. Additional details regarding the structure and operation of the numeric search plug-in DLL 26, including the structure of the numeric search table 28 are provided below.

    The highlighting is incidental; the essential innovation they are attempting to patent is the programmatic identification of numeric data in tokenized strings of non-numeric characters. A multi-lingual lookup table of numeric representations.

    Eureka!

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  72. If you want to see the picture by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
  73. Oh puhlease... by scsirob · · Score: 1

    Sure, this is something no-one has done before, and in some friggin way someone will dream up some use for this.

    But what on earth gives anyone the right to reserve any stupid "thing you can do" for him/herself. How is "I though of that first so you owe me money" fair to the human race?!? How is this beneficial to society? Somehow this stupidity should be stopped!

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  74. Google does by Changa_MC · · Score: 1

    I could create a script to do this in php in about ten minutes, so while their solution m be protected by copyright, it's too trivial for a patent.

    Countless programs will highlight anything I ask, and most leave the original document unaffected. The only new idea is highlighting an entire category of "numerical values," rather than just numbers. This is a painfully obvious idea, not in need of protection.

    Only the fact that it's not particularly useful has prevented this exact tool from being written
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  75. Our Next Patent by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0


    "A method and apparatus are provided by which all your base are belong to us."

  76. Prior art ? by bibi-pov · · Score: 1

    I guess this qualifies !!!

    $text =~ s/(\d+)/\1/og;

  77. Quick! by EnsilZah · · Score: 1

    Someone patent a "Method and apparatus for visually emphasizing that they are assholes, within an electronic document"!

  78. CSS by Lifewish · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Actually, you might not. According to the patent, one of the major features of the software is the ability to remove the highlighting.

    OK, so what if I enclose all numbers in DIV tags, setting the class on each to "number"? That's something that you might well want to do (i.e. fairly bloody obvious), and then it's possible to toggle borders using one line of CSS. Come on, we have an entire style system devoted to handling this sort of change!

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    1. Re:CSS by AKAImBatman · · Score: 1

      I still don't think that would trigger the patent (although you'd be flirting with the edge) because you've explicitly marked the data in the document stream. The claim states that the text stream is read in, analyzed, and visually marked on screen (NOT in the document stream!) in real time.

      In any case, I seriously doubt that you'd see this applied to any cases except as a defense. In the past few years, Microsoft has become keenly aware of how legally naked the lack of a patent portfolio has made them. Considering that Microsoft and IBM are not on such great terms anymore (not to mention the various Sun lawsuits), Microsoft is deliberately positioning themselves to have legal teeth in the market.

    2. Re:CSS by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Someone mod this guy up -- this is the first thing I thought of when I read about this patent. I'm gonna be pissed if the patent office gives away my right to use DHTML to do the types of things it was INTENDED TO DO IN THE FIRST PLACE.

    3. Re:CSS by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What if he did a javascript to turn the css on and off, and had it off by default?
      Or hey, maybe he sets two days aside and implements this with gtk widgets?

    4. Re:CSS by MidnightLog · · Score: 1
      Considering that Microsoft and IBM are not on such great terms anymore (not to mention the various Sun lawsuits), Microsoft is deliberately positioning themselves to have legal teeth in the market.

      It seems to me that this patent is meant to apply to word processing software. Since IBM and Sun don't write word processing software anymore (AFAIK), I think its more likely that the patent is targeted at the various free word processing programs.

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    5. Re:CSS by CaptnMArk · · Score: 1

      >The claim states that the text stream is read in, analyzed, and visually marked on screen (NOT in the document stream!) in real time.

      What if the document stream = xhtml and display:
      xslt(xml) == html.

    6. Re:CSS by Phisbut · · Score: 1
      OK, so what if I enclose all numbers in DIV tags, setting the class on each to "number"? That's something that you might well want to do (i.e. fairly bloody obvious), and then it's possible to toggle borders using one line of CSS. Come on, we have an entire style system devoted to handling this sort of change!

      Nope, you'd still be safe because of two of the claims :

      18. The method of claim 17, wherein the dynamically linked library is further operative to allow a unique color attribute may to specified for each of the string numbers, the ordinal numbers, and the roman numerals. 19. The method of claim 18, wherein the dynamically linked library is further operative to receive a request to deemphasize the located numerical data and, in response to receiving the request, to remove the emphasis from the located numerical data.

      As long as you don't have a DLL that serves the purpose of highlighting the stuff, you should be ok.

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    7. Re:CSS by egriebel · · Score: 5, Funny
      In any case, I seriously doubt that you'd see this applied to any cases except as a defense.

      Biggest lies ever told (apologies for off-color reference):
      1. The check is in the mail
      2. Don't worry, I won't come in your mouth
      3. We're from the government and we're here to help
      4. This patent is only for defense

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    8. Re:CSS by AKAImBatman · · Score: 2, Informative

      Since IBM and Sun don't write word processing software anymore (AFAIK)

      Really? *cough*SmartSuite*cough*StarOffice*cough*

      I think its more likely that the patent is targeted at the various free word processing programs.

      I don't think it's actually *targeted* at anything. Targeting something with a patent would imply that the feature exists. (Which would invalidate the patent.) Instead, Microsoft is simply building a large portfolio. The idea is that if they cast a large enough net, they can eventually threaten any would-be attacker with hundreds of vague claims. While none of them would probably hold up in court, the claims would tie things up for long enough to bankrupt or entirely block the attacker.

    9. Re:CSS by Lifewish · · Score: 1

      And yet the fact that you can do it so easily with a system far simpler than DLLs suggests that it's too damn obvious to be patentworthy.

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    10. Re:CSS by leshert · · Score: 2, Informative

      Not quite. Claims in a patent are independent, except where they specifically refer to other claims. If you infringe on one claim but not the other 20, you're still in infringement.

      That's why patents usually have a long list of claims, starting with the first, most general claim and ending with the last, most specific claims.

      It's a defensive technique: prior art can invalidate the most general claims, but not the later, specific claims. Competitors' design-around-patent efforts can avoid the later specific claims, but may still infringe on the earlier, general ones.

    11. Re:CSS by NickFortune · · Score: 2, Insightful
      I don't think it's actually *targeted* at anything.

      Nothing specific, certainly.

      The idea is that if they cast a large enough net, they can eventually threaten any would-be attacker with hundreds of vague claims. While none of them would probably hold up in court, the claims would tie things up for long enough to bankrupt or entirely block the attacker.

      And yet, once they have amassed a large enough portfolio, what would prevent them from launching an offensive against lesser competitors? I'd hate to have to rely on their corporate culture of ethical business practice.

      It seems to be that the "defensive patent" argument owes a lot to arms race analogies. You know: "We need patents to defend ourselves from the evil patents of our enemies". That sort of thing.

      Yet that analogy doesn't really hold up. A law making handguns illegal would leave a large number of firearms in the hands of criminals. On the other hand a law that outlawed software patents would destroy everyone'sarsenal.

      So we should ask ourselves, if MS merely require patents for self-defence, why do they not employ their considerable resources to lobby against software patents?

      If all that is desired is freedom from prosecution on grounds of patent infringement, a law prohibiting software patents would achieve this at a single stroke.

      On the other hand, MS actively lobbied for software patents in the recent EU brouhaha. Which suggests they may have some other role in mind for their portfolio.

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    12. Re:CSS by AKAImBatman · · Score: 1

      And yet, once they have amassed a large enough portfolio, what would prevent them from launching an offensive against lesser competitors?

      The same thing that keeps IBM (mostly) in line: The Justice department.

      Abusing their patent portfolio for an all out attack would likely bring the wrath of the courts down on their heads. Not just for being anti-competitive, but also for filing tons of baseless lawsuits. The courts tend to react far less when you're on the defensive.

      On the other hand, MS actively lobbied for software patents in the recent EU brouhaha. Which suggests they may have some other role in mind for their portfolio.

      No, I don't think so. Amazon has their one click patent, yet they are also lobbying for changes in the patent system. The key is that launching a full patent portfolio strike is akin to nuclear MADD. Both parties will drain their resources and be left in a dead or weakened state. It's far better then to simply destroy everyone's arsenal, and allow a bit of anarchy to rule. Until that time, however, Microsoft doesn't want to be the only one left without weapons of mass destruction. ;-)

    13. Re:CSS by Alsee · · Score: 1

      Nope, you'd still be safe because of two of the claims

      No, each claim in a patent is a separate claimed invention. This patent claims 20 inventions.

      The way to read a patent is to simply ignore everything except the claims that do not list other claim numbers. Claims that list other claims are "fallback positions" in case the prior claim gets invalidated by prior art or obviousness. So the way to read this patent is to ignore everything except claims 1 and 12, and they count as two seperate patents. In this case claim 1 completely covers claim 12, so we can ignore claim 12. So the way to understand this patent (as is often the case) is to look at claim 1 and only claim 1:

      A method for emphasizing numerical data contained in an electronic document, the method comprising: determining whether a request to emphasize all of the numerical data in the electronic document has been received; and in response to receiving the request, locating all of the numerical data contained within the electronic document and emphasizing the located numerical data.

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    14. Re:CSS by NickFortune · · Score: 1
      The same thing that keeps IBM (mostly) in line: The Justice department.

      Abusing their patent portfolio for an all out attack would likely bring the wrath of the courts down on their heads. Not just for being anti-competitive, but also for filing tons of baseless lawsuits.

      Well, yeah. If they want to be stupid about it. On the other hand if they do it piecemeal, (patent A against X.com, patent B against Y incorporated), then I don't see how a court could reasonably differentiate between this and a legitimate defense of their rights under the law.

      They couldn't get everyone that way, but MS are smart enough to use their portfolio strategically. The question is whether they, (or anyone) should hold such power.

      The key is that launching a full patent portfolio strike is akin to nuclear MADD.

      Agreed. But all out war is not the only option, as already discussed. More importantly, in the case of nuclear weapons, we have no way to repeal the law of nature permitting fission/fusion. For patents however, we have exactly this power.

      Until that time, however, Microsoft doesn't want to be the only one left without weapons of mass destruction. ;-)

      That's exactly what I mean. If defence was what MS desired, their energies could be better spent in lobbying to outlaw software patents. Then no one would have weapons and MS could conquor the world by power of their superior software alone. Allegedly.

      Instead, we see them lobbying for software patents.

      The defensive patent argument just doesn't make sense for the likes of MS, IBM and Amazon.

      --
      Don't let THEM immanentize the Eschaton!
    15. Re:CSS by surprise_audit · · Score: 1
      what would prevent them from launching an offensive against lesser competitors

      Maybe the DOJ?? Congress?? The EU?? If someone, somewhere declares software patents invalid, Microsoft and every idiot company relying on such things to protect their bogus business models will start circling the drain.

    16. Re:CSS by NickFortune · · Score: 1
      Why does everyone assume I mean all out war? Maybe the word "offensive" could have been better chosen?

      I agree with you that all out patent war would be foolish. Nevertheless there are smarter ways to play thesame cards. They can use them selectively. Or they can lience them for a modest fee under a per unit licence that rules out any open source project from taking part.

      As long as they are selective, how can you tell anti-competitive behavior from stading uop for the rights granted them under law?

      The question is whether those rights work in the best interests of everyone, and based upon that whether it is in our interests that Microsoft, or anyone else, should have them.

      --
      Don't let THEM immanentize the Eschaton!
    17. Re:CSS by kaladorn · · Score: 1
      It seems to be that the "defensive patent" argument owes a lot to arms race analogies. You know: "We need patents to defend ourselves from the evil patents of our enemies". That sort of thing.

      Oddly, this reminds me of a Strangelove moment and my great urge is to throw up my arm in salute while complaining about our mine shaft gap... (or software patent gap).

      Nice post.

      --
      -- Mal: "Well they tell you: never hit a man with a closed fist. But it is, on occasion, hilarious."
    18. Re:CSS by ccp · · Score: 1

      On the other hand, MS actively lobbied for software patents in the recent EU brouhaha. Which suggests they may have some other role in mind for their portfolio.

      The MSFT patent juggernaut looks like global warming: for years scientists saw it coming, and corporate mouthpieces, their sockpuppets in the media and governments and assorted morons were in denial. Now, every day there's a new fact confirming it (see the Siberian permafrost story today), but it looks is already too late.

      MSFT has been amassing a massive patent portfolio. It has a long and undisputed history as a monopolist, corporate predator, and unethical and paranoid entity, bent in detroying what cannot control.
      What do you think they are patenting for?

      The usual suspecs keep saying is for defensive purposes. Yeah, sure, there's a bridge here for sale.

      Why is so hard to face the obvious: MSFT, having failed to own the computing universe by marketing and dirty tricks, is going to try to do so by legal and political means.
      With the emasculating of the sanctions after the monopoly trial, we already know the Bush administration is in Bill's pocket.

      In one or two years MSFT is going to unleash the Mother of All Patent Wars against OSS, with the intention of utterly destroy it.
      The only question is what IBM (with an even more massive patent portfolio) will do.

      They may be tempted to share the spoils, in a kind of Molotov-Ribbentrop pact, or they can fight.

      If they're going to fight in the side of the angels, they should state it now, in unequivocal terms. As in: we're going to bury in patent lawsuits any body who dares to use patents against an OSS project.
      Maybe just the statement is deterrent enough.

      Cheers,

      Carlos Cesar

  79. Prior art: Symbolics Genera & CLIM by NetSettler · · Score: 4, Interesting
    Symbolics Genera (a descendant of the MIT Lisp

    Machines)used something called "Dynamic Windows" which was later further developed as CLIM (the "Common Lisp Interface Manager"). Among the various features of that system was the ability to annotate output with its datatype. e.g., and I'll simplify notation here for presentational clarity (and to save me looking it up) but it's substantially like this:

    (with-output-as-presentation (stream 'integer :data 5.3) (write-string "a bit more than five" stream))

    This would cause the user to see the string "a bit more than five" but the system to have backing store information (kind of like the HREF that underlies a URL presentation in a browser, except that's really more imperative in nature rather than declarative) that says that if the user clicks on that, he's really clicking on 5.3 instead.

    What was interesting about the way Genera did it was that there was a conceptual relationship between "presentation" (the analog of printing output) and "accepting" (the analog of reading input). If someone later did:

    (accept 'integer :prompt "Please input a number")

    then the mouse would become aware of all the occurrences of things that had been presented as integers (or even things that could be coerced to integers). The system could be further abstracted so that if you output British Pounds and someone asked for input of American Dollars, translators ran so that when you clicked on the value in pounds, it got translated at input time to the appropriate representation (presumably the translator you wrote knew how to acceess the currency exchange to do this). Output in inches could be converted to feet or meters, of course, without such network appliances.

    But the key feature which seems to have been "obvious" even decades ago when Symbolics did this work was the idea of highlighting data of various kinds with boxes. In that case, it wasn't even limited to numeric data. It could be any kind of data, even things of different types that were hierachically presented (such a filename listing being sensitive on its whole line as a file, but as only part of the line for this and that date mentioned in the listing).

    And it didn't get patented then, which to my understanding of patent law means it's missed its chance...

    The really sad thing is that so few people know about this I/O paradigm, which had some very cool features. And then such sadness is compounded when others come along and attempt to say they dreamt up the idea.

    I mean, geez, people have been drawing boxes around in paper for a long time. I don't doubt there's some implementation of a kids' book that has a piece of cellophane you can pull back and forth to highlight something. I recall things that use red over red text to make the text "become invisible" being implemented in physical books when I was a kid. That's a form of emphasis through boxes, too!

    The patent office is way overboard these days. I think software copyright serves a critical purpose, but I think software patents are an abomination. I'd like to see the software patent system overhauled completely.

    --

    Kent M Pitman
    Philosopher, Technologist, Writer

  80. I know his nickname by nightsweat · · Score: 1

    It's "Delores" (Long story).

    --

    the major advances in civilization are processes which all but wreck the societies in which they occur - A.N. White
  81. We use regular expressions to find numbers. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Do read the application, it's interesting. Here's an extract:

    Unlike text strings, numerical information is more difficult to locate using the typical "find" function provided by current word processing application programs. Users are able to locate a text search string in a document using a typical "find" function because they have a preconceived knowledge of the string that they are looking for. For example, if a user is looking for the name "John" in a document, the user can easily modify the search string to match the desired string through a relatively small number of iterations. However, if a user is searching for a number that they do not already know, a telephone number for instance, it may be very difficult to locate the number in the document. The user may be forced to scan through the entire document until the desired number can be located. This can be very time consuming and frustrating for a computer user, especially if the document is a long one.

    This is, of course, absolutely true. It's true of the find function in MS Word, and also the Find function in Firefox on Linux which I'm using right now. The idea of improving the Find function in these programs so that you can, for example, find all the phone numbers or all the email addresses or whatever is a useful one.

    BUT.... we all know that you can do that using regular expressions. So I can search for [0-9]* or .*@.* or whatever. All of the regular Unix tools that we use (less, emacs, grep, etc. etc. etc.) do this. OK, it takes a little while to learn the basics of regular expressions. Maybe someone could invent an easier-to-use regular expression syntax. Maybe someone could write a regular expression "wizzard". Maybe they already have. I don't think it's unreasonable to expect users to invest just a bit of effort to learning something that they will find useful for many years.

    So what this Microsoft patent is doing is letting MS users catch up just a little bit towards what Unix has had for three decades or so. Another example: last weekend my father spent an entire evening manually doing for i in *; mv $i small_$i; done in a directory full of photos. They'll be patenting ways of making that easier next. But we've been able to do it in two secs for decades.

    But there's something to look out for here. Note that on the whole it's only Unix tools that have been around for a while that do regexps. Firefox, OpenOffice etc. don't have them, because these applications are bringing a Windows-like environment to Linux. I don't want that. Yes, I like GUI apps. But I don't want dumbed-down GUI apps that are just clones of what MS does, warts and all.

    If we want to win over Windows users to the benefits of Unix, we should start by showing them things like "Look! I can find all the numbers in this document by typing [0-9]*" or "Look! I can rename all of the files in this directory, and so could you if you read 20 pages of this book." We don't want to try to impress them by showing them OpenOffice.

  82. There is enough prior art in several GUI by crovira · · Score: 1

    implementations that this is a ridiculous waste of money (some lawyer was paid for this!) and time.

    Somebody should be ashamed of himself!

    --
    MSBPodcast.com The opinions expressed here are my own. If you don't like 'em... Think up your own stuff.
  83. Yiddish spelling Nazi time! by absurdist · · Score: 1

    That would be Chutzpah.

    Wait a second... Yiddish spelling Nazi?!?!?!

    1. Re:Yiddish spelling Nazi time! by acb · · Score: 1

      Yiddish is written using the Hebrew alphabet, which is not a 1-to-1 mapping to the Roman alphabet. As such, Roman-alphabet spellings of Yiddish (and Hebrew) words are dependent on what convention one uses to transliterate (i.e., whether one transliterates a 'h' to a Polish 'ch' or an English 'h').

      Having said that, 'chutzpah' is the most common spelling of the word in English, and the word can probably be considered a loanword rather than a foreign word.

  84. You can't be serious. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Insightful

    /[0-9]+/

  85. I'm just waiting for... by bingbong · · Score: 1

    Microsoft to patent the chair to keyboard interface.

    --
    "Omnis tuus capsa sunt inesse nos"
  86. Only in natural languages! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    4. The method of claim 3, wherein the numerical data may be expressed in any of a plurality of natural languages.

    At least binary and hex are still safe!

  87. Getting around the patent. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    If I understand patent law correctly, you could get around this by letting the user search for all numbers in a certain range. For example, the user could search for all the numbers between 10 and 100. When the user did this, they would This seems like a more useful feature to me anyway.

    The first claim is "A method for ... locating all of the numerical data contained within the electronic document". I think implementing my idea would not violate the patent since it will not highlight all of the numbers in the patent, but IANAL.

    --JeffAMcGee

  88. Why pick on this one? by tuxlove · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Microsoft files thousands of patents every year. They have their own patent examiners (!). Every patent is designed to be a land mine for anyone else trying to get in their face. This is probably not even close to the worst of all their patents, even if you only look at recent ones. So why pick on this particular one?

  89. 01001101 01101111 01100100 01110010 00100001 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    01001101 01101111 01100100 00100000 01110000 01100001 01110010 01100101 01101110 01110100 00100000 01110101 01110000 00100001

  90. Find function is often extremely lacking... by pe1chl · · Score: 1

    At least they have discovered something:

    One shortcoming of current word processing applications programs in particular is exposed when a user attempts to locate numerical information in a text document utilizing a standard "find" function.

    This I noticed 20 years ago, but apparently Microsoft has now noticed it as well.

    Free tip: Many Unix text editors had powerful features for searching complicated patterns even before "current word processing applications programs" were even developed. So, instead of filing yet another stupid patent, you could set a team to work and implement a decent regexp search and replace.

  91. Mod parent down by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Flamebait.

  92. Re:Check Out The Names of the "Inventors" by skeletor935 · · Score: 0

    too much coffee for you

  93. OT: Batman by jcuervo · · Score: 1

    That's "Gotham".

    --
    Assume I was drunk when I posted this.
  94. Patents Vs. Open Source In Autumn Rangers by 22RealMcCoy · · Score: 1

    From the novel: AUTUMN RANGERS:

    The alarm interrupted the Geeks game of Quake and brought
    Tucker running into the control room from his office.
    Its Rangers signature attack,± Geek1 said. Hes scrambling
    it, but its him.± Geek1 was what everyone called him.
    Impossible,± Tucker said. Rangers dead.±
    Its him.± APRIL said. Hes alive.±
    In a Cold War weapons lab a mile deep in Doom Mountain,
    Tucker Johnsons frown was bathed in APRILs soft blue glow. He
    looked at her through double-pained, bullet-proof glass. Her biosilicon
    computers had grown to fill four seven-foot racks, networked with
    billions of nano-fiberoptics she herself had designed. Somebody had
    just hacked into her deeper soul.
    As the CEO of Silicon Virtue, Tucker presided over a team of
    master Geeks at the bridge and an army of slave Geeks manning
    cubicles on a vast floor behind them. Behind them sat the legions of
    patent lawyers patenting any and every aspect of APRIL that might or
    might not be, using the random patent-claims generator software APRIL
    invented to bolster patent production. Tucker would outsource their
    jobs to India and Asia soon enough, but they needed to get off the
    runway asap to close the next round of venture funding. Silicon Virtue,
    founded upon the APRIL (Artistic Psyche-Robotics Interface)
    technology invented by Ranger, was seven months old. They had to
    hack or reverse-engineer the source code to her deeper soul, or thered
    be no IPO.
    We could Open Source APRIL and get the hacker community
    to reverse-engineer her.± Tucker said. Would that speed it up?±
    Definitely. We should Open Source APRIL.± Geek1 said.
    Such knowledge needs to be shared. Shes based on natural algorithms
    which are discovered rather than invent±
    But then we wouldnt own her.± Tucker backtracked. Lets
    try to hack her a few more months on our ownkeep on patenting
    heras long as the patents pass the examiners in DC, shes patentable.±
    6 E L L I O T M c G U C K E N
    But its not rightyou cant±
    What do you think Geek2?± Tucker asked.
    Keep APRIL closed and proprietary.± Geek2 said. Patent the
    hell out of her. Its our time, money, superior expertise, and±
    But Ranger invented the basicswed just be fencing off his
    mountaintop. And plus we cant compete with a world of hackers±
    Hackers cant compete with a world of patent lawyers,±
    Tucker joked.
    Something this big is meant to be Open Source,± Geek1 said.
    Shared like the laws of physics. Ranger wouldve±
    Open Source cant be trusted.± Geek2 interrupted. It wont
    scale for an enterprise system like APRIL±
    We cant be trusted.± Geek1 said. APRILs power will be
    immense. If we±
    Well you two figure it outwrite it up for Fridays meeting.±
    Tucker would always say and head out to play golf.
    APRIL had grown since Ranger last saw her at MIT, before his
    advisor Dr. Kervian forgot± to renew Rangers fellowship, and they
    reactivated him to fly the F/A-22 Raptor on its first live missions.
    Ranger was a Top Gun. Uncle Sam had granted him leave to pursue a
    Ph.D. developing the F/A-22 Raptor Radar. But once in the lab, it was
    hard to concentrate on Dr. Kervians projects, as radar, retinas, physics,
    poetry, and AI all bled into one. It was a myth of the small mind that
    physics and engineering and poetry different fields, that one could truly
    know one without knowing them all, that one could enjoy a symphony
    without hearing by just counting the notes. And soon Ranger got to
    thinking about Beatrices soul. Was there a chance of bringing it back?
    And so he lost himself in MITs heaven of well-funded labs,
    free to follow his passions in the good company of fearless gradstudents,
    with a soldering iron in one hand and a lab book in the other,
    pioneering the western frontier of knowledge. But no heaven on earth
    lasts for more than a second, and Uncle Sam

  95. Re:Don't get out of hand... by Trigun · · Score: 1

    Thank you for pointing out that the interpreters for the legal system are indeed called "Lawyers". Acceptable answers would have also been Barristers, Attorneys or Solicitors.

    And the reason that plain-english laws are not written is because we keep electing ambulance-chasers to government.

  96. Simple to me... by hackwrench · · Score: 2, Insightful

    How about this then?

    Marezy doats and dozey dotes an' liddle lamsy divey, a kiddly divey doo wooden shoe!
    owa tagu siam.

    These seem pretty simple to me. Whetehr or not it is simple and easy to read is subject to interpretation and opinion.

    1. Re:Simple to me... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Whale Oil Beef Hooked?

    2. Re:Simple to me... by NickFortune · · Score: 1
      Whale Oil Beef Hooked? Wasted stateside, I suspect.

      The Scissor Freak Untree

      --
      Don't let THEM immanentize the Eschaton!
    3. Re:Simple to me... by Intron · · Score: 1

      Its hard to wreck a nice beach.

      --
      Intron: the portion of DNA which expresses nothing useful.
    4. Re:Simple to me... by kcarlin · · Score: 0

      Whale Oil Beef Hooked? Wasted stateside, I suspect.

      Thoroughly. But even as a purely idiomatic expression devoid of the necessary subtext, the rationalism quotient is higher than that of Bill's numerological patent.

      --
      Free Adam Smith! (Or best offer.)
  97. MS will sue any body for anything by VidEdit · · Score: 1

    "It's pretty obvious, since MS started this patent craze after being sued over ridiculous overbroad patents, that they are just doing things like this to cover their butt. They've NEVER sued anyone over a patent. I highly doubt they ever will unless it's a blatent and public rebellion or something..."

    Pay no attention to the giant army massing on your border...

    The patent arsenal that MS is creating is both a defensive and an offensive one. MS is merciless in court. Heck, they sued a guy named Mike Rowe who had a site called MikeRoweSoft claiming it was confusingly similar to Microsoft. They'll sue anybody. A giant patent arsenal is just going to make them more aggressive--thinking otherwise is either naive or disingenuous.

    --
  98. So basically by crimoid · · Score: 1

    I'll be able to open Word, open a document, click on "Edit" then on "Find" and type in "3", set the type to "numerical" (vs text) and it will match (and highlight) "three", "3", "III", and so on.

  99. Random Patent Claims Generator from Autumn Rangers by 22RealMcCoy · · Score: 1

    Random Patent Claims Generator from Autumn Rangers

    http://autumnrangersnovel.com/

    As the CEO of Silicon Virtue, Tucker presided over a team of
    master Geeks at the bridge and an army of slave Geeks manning
    cubicles on a vast floor behind them. Behind them sat the legions of
    patent lawyers patenting any and every aspect of APRIL that might or
    might not be, using the random patent-claims generator software APRIL
    invented to bolster patent production. Tucker would outsource their
    jobs to India and Asia soon enough, but they needed to get off the
    runway asap to close the next round of venture funding. Silicon Virtue,
    founded upon the APRIL (Artistic Psyche-Robotics Interface)
    technology invented by Ranger, was seven months old. They had to
    hack or reverse-engineer the source code to her deeper soul, or there'd
    be no IPO.
    "We could Open Source APRIL and get the hacker community
    to reverse-engineer her." Tucker said. "Would that speed it up?"
    "Definitely. We should Open Source APRIL." Geek1 said.
    "Such knowledge needs to be shared. She's based on natural algorithms
    which are discovered rather than invent--"
    "But then we wouldn't own her." Tucker backtracked. "Let's
    try to hack her a few more months on our own--keep on patenting
    her--as long as the patents pass the examiners in DC, she's patentable."
    6 E L L I O T M c G U C K E N
    "But it's not right--you can't--"
    "What do you think Geek2?" Tucker asked.
    "Keep APRIL closed and proprietary." Geek2 said. "Patent the
    hell out of her. It's our time, money, superior expertise, and--"
    "But Ranger invented the basics--we'd just be fencing off his
    mountaintop. And plus we can't compete with a world of hackers--"
    "Hackers can't compete with a world of patent lawyers,"
    Tucker joked.
    "Something this big is meant to be Open Source," Geek1 said.
    "Shared like the laws of physics. Ranger would've--"
    "Open Source can't be trusted." Geek2 interrupted. "It won't
    scale for an enterprise system like APRIL--"
    "We can't be trusted." Geek1 said. "APRIL's power will be
    immense. If we--"
    "Well you two figure it out--write it up for Friday's meeting."
    Tucker would always say and head out to play golf.
    APRIL had grown since Ranger last saw her at MIT, before his
    advisor Dr. Kervian "forgot" to renew Ranger's fellowship, and they
    reactivated him to fly the F/A-22 Raptor on its first live missions.
    Ranger was a Top Gun. Uncle Sam had granted him leave to pursue a
    Ph.D. developing the F/A-22 Raptor Radar. But once in the lab, it was
    hard to concentrate on Dr. Kervian's projects, as radar, retinas, physics,
    poetry, and AI all bled into one. It was a myth of the small mind that
    physics and engineering and poetry different fields, that one could truly
    know one without knowing them all, that one could enjoy a symphony
    without hearing by just counting the notes. And soon Ranger got to
    thinking about Beatrice's soul. Was there a chance of bringing it back?
    And so he lost himself in MIT's heaven of well-funded labs,
    free to follow his passions in the good company of fearless gradstudents,
    with a soldering iron in one hand and a lab book in the other,
    pioneering the western frontier of knowledge. But no heaven on earth
    lasts for more than a second, and Uncle Sam called him on home to
    serve. Uncle Sam invested millions into each Top Gun, and thus they
    were only granted leave in rare circumstances--Dr. Kervian had
    sponsored Ranger's leave, as Dr. Kervian made his living off of brilliant
    grad students, and as Ranger had actually flown the Raptor, who better
    to help design the radar? On the way out the door at MIT, Ranger
    hacked the system and gave himself a Ph.D.--it could come in handy, if
    ever he needed something to write on. And Kervian wouldn't
    complain--the more Ph.D.'s a professor produced, the more funds they
    got to hire more slaves.
    APRIL enjoyed building herself, designi

  100. Re:Check Out The Names of the "Inventors" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    i agree with most of your anti-MS rhetoric.
    but fsck you for being racist.

  101. Sends shivers down my spine by dRn-1 · · Score: 1

    Yet another concept developers/software innovators have to avoid or ask Microsofts permission!. I can see that the concept is a good one and how useful it will be, but for it to be patentable or least patentable for profit is absurd. Is it so different from de/emphasizing Peoples Names, Date's of Birth(Covered by patent?), Countries and such like or even IP Addresses(Covered by patent)!. All of those are viable concepts to be implemented by a computer process, a computing system, or as an article of manufacture such as a computer program product or computer readable media!.

  102. Close, but more like this... by mccrew · · Score: 1

    +----------+
    |    99    |  bottles of beer on the wall...
    +----------+

    --
    Hey, Windows users, there is no such thing as "forward" slash, there is only slash and backslash.
  103. Someone should patent the process of patenting by digitalrevolution · · Score: 0

    And put an end to this sorry crap by suing the USPTO for infringement.

  104. Compare to Google patent by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Interesting in that it seems to poach along the same lines as Google's startlingly stupid patent for highlighting search terms in cached document. Likely a competitive move to force cross-licensing if there is an issue.

  105. It may look ugly? by FhnuZoag · · Score: 2, Funny

    That is fucking beautiful, man.

  106. Re:Check Out The Names of the "Inventors" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I agree. Although, it sounds heartless, the best thing that could happen to this country (and perhaps the world) is for M$ to be put out of business (and the patent office to be reworked from the top down I'm sure, few would feel *any* ill effects (other than employees and consultants). Instead, good technical people would be spared suffering from these bullshit patents and the world would get better tech. products.

  107. Worst Website Ever by bergeron76 · · Score: 1

    The USPTO.GOV site/interface has got to be the worst thing ever made. The Quicktime doesn't render properly, and it's horribly broken from UI perspective.

    Ugh.

    --
    Don't think that a small group of dedicated individuals can't change the world. It's the only thing that ever has.
    1. Re:Worst Website Ever by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      yea... i have to download & install QuickTime to view IMAGES?!?!

      no thanks, QT is up there with realplayer & Bonzibuddy in my list of "never ever install in a million billion jillion years" programs.

  108. I infringe by CatGrep · · Score: 1

    there must be One Thousand questionable patents filed every day in the USA now. By 2015 that number will be multiplied by pi to Three Thousand One Hundred and Forty One per day. When will this insanity stop?

  109. Of course not! by HishamMuhammad · · Score: 1

    He didn't want to infringe the patent. :)

  110. Re:Bit too much? - Word by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Well they've already used the word Word as a word for their word processor.

    I guess they had to come up with Excel because they couldn't call it Spread or Sheet.

    You've all heard of a product called MS 'Money'. Ok now they're getting really self-referential...

  111. Hogwash by 955301 · · Score: 1

    They are trying to patent a subset of the functionality of searching by regular expression. Just read Section 4 of the Backgroud of the Invention:

    Unlike text strings, numerical information is more difficult to locate using the typical "find" function provided by current word processing application programs. Users are able to locate a text search string in a document using a typical "find" function because they have a preconceived knowledge of the string that they are looking for. For example, if a user is looking for the name "John" in a document, the user can easily modify the search string to match the desired string through a relatively small number of iterations. However, if a user is searching for a number that they do not already know, a telephone number for instance, it may be very difficult to locate the number in the document. The user may be forced to scan through the entire document until the desired number can be located. This can be very time consuming and frustrating for a computer user, especially if the document is a long one.

    Microsoft hired some people who don't know how to use regexp and are homebrewing their own solution and trying to patent it!! So if someone makes a predefined expression to search for all telephone numbers in a doc and put's the results in a box, it's patent infringement. Outstanding!

    This is what happens when you work in your own little world but you have and abuse the power to affect everyone elses. You show your ass.

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    You are checking your backups, aren't you?
  112. MOD THE FUNNY UP! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    n/m

  113. apt-get install mozplugger gqview by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    It's not perfect, but works without having to even restart the browser.

  114. can't handle imaginary numbers by frankie · · Score: 1

    awesome. it matches eleventyone!

    But not Eleventeen, sadly.

  115. Makes perfect sense by Glowing+Fish · · Score: 1

    This makes perfect sense if you consider that the state religion of the United States is nihilism.

    Once a goal is proposed (in this case, the goal is "nothing", since it is implicit, and doesn't need to be defended or explained), any methods can be used to achieve it.

    Its all the same in the end.

    --
    Hopefully I didn't put any [] around my words.
  116. Carreer change opportunity by LlamaDragon · · Score: 1

    The invention generally relates to the field of electronic document processing and, more specifically, to the field of visually emphasizing numerical data contained within an electronic document.

    I'm clearly in the wrong field.

  117. Prior art + obviousness by coats · · Score: 4, Insightful
    Given that:
    • The fact that the numeric data test can be expressed as a regular expression implies obviousness (and that expression having been described by a slashdot reader within the first fifteen minutes of posting); and
    • The fact that run-time (re-)configurable highlighting has a long history (I point to syntax highlighting in your favorite programming editor; I know that at least for nedit it can be turned on/off by a click)
    implies to me that this is a combination of obviousness and prior art, hence should not be patentable.

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    1. Re:Prior art + obviousness by finkployd · · Score: 1

      this is a combination of obviousness and prior art, hence should not be patentable.

      Except we have a mountain of evidence that the entire patent office is staffed by drooling morons who happily whack everything that comes within reaching distance with a rubber "approved" stamp. These people would not understand prior art if they were beat over the head with it. And besides, they have quotas to meet.

      Finkployd

    2. Re:Prior art + obviousness by Russ+Nelson · · Score: 1

      Obviousness doesn't apply anymore. How do you tell if something is obvious? Only if somebody has already invented it, and preferably patented it. That devolves into 'prior art', and we know how badly the patent orifice handles that.
      -russ

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    3. Re:Prior art + obviousness by Misanthropy · · Score: 1

      Exactly. Document search highlighting has been around for ages. All this does is pre-define the search criteria.

    4. Re:Prior art + obviousness by GnuTzu · · Score: 1

      Syntax Highlighting is an important example.

      Vim allows users to create their own syntax highlighting using, among other things, regular expressions. I expect that other tools allow the same flexibility.

      Altering such highlighting according to commands and regional settings is also obvious. Perl scripts to generate bold text for numbers in HTML almost certainly exist.

      Now, didn't Microsoft make a donation to Vim's favorite charity?

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    5. Re:Prior art + obviousness by thebdj · · Score: 3, Informative

      All I can say is to hell with that. I work at the patent office. We all have a minimum BS in our field, and to be quite honest we do not simply rubberstamp anything. You realize that if anyone thinks a case is allowed on first action they have to consult like 5 different people, do more searching and most cannot get anyone to sign off on the work until it has been beaten to death for nearly weeks. Quota or not we reject, reject, reject. The quota isn't for patents issued, first rejections and abandoments or RCE (request for continued examination), along with some other things also count towards quota. So before you express to know what goes on at the patent office, go do it, and if you did and left cause you didn't like it, don't complain that the rest of us don't do our damn job, cause we do.

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    6. Re:Prior art + obviousness by bit01 · · Score: 2, Insightful

      How many bogus patents the USPTO rejects is irrelevant.

      It's how many bogus patents they accept that's the problem.

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    7. Re:Prior art + obviousness by finkployd · · Score: 2, Insightful

      So before you express to know what goes on at the patent office, go do it, and if you did and left cause you didn't like it, don't complain that the rest of us don't do our damn job, cause we do.

      You are right, I do not know what goes on there, I can only surmise based on the patents I see you guys approve. And that, my friend does not speak very highly of the work the patent office does. I do not doubt some very intelligent people work there (my moron comment was a bit strong and insulting). However I will still maintain that the people approving business process patents and software patents possess little to no experience and competence in those fields. The patents you guys issue prove this rather effectively I'm afraid.

      Finkployd

    8. Re:Prior art + obviousness by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      "We all have a minimum BS in our field, and to be quite honest we do not simply rubberstamp anything"

      So then why is it that some of the most assinine patents are being granted even when there is plenty of established prior art? Do you people just get stumped by all the legalese?

    9. Re:Prior art + obviousness by Durf · · Score: 1

      We all have a minimum BS in our field

      That's no reason for you to try to achieve the maximum BS in each of those fields.

    10. Re:Prior art + obviousness by Inspector+Lopez · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Perhaps ... but a number of years ago I had the occasion to assist a student in patenting something he did for me as an "independent study" project (in electrical engineering). I hadn't had any real excuse to look at patented material before, but in the course of looking at relevant patent background in this case, I was ... horrified.

      In particular, there is the requirement that patents cover "non obvious" innovations, and yet what I saw was patent after patent after patent that covered techniques and ideas that any reasonable practitioner of the art would think to try. I did not see a single instance of an idea that struck me as fundamentally revolutionary. I resented the idea that I would actually have to seek some sort of costly licensing arrangement if I actually wished to produce a gadget that used these ideas, ideas which had been "patented" not because they were stupendously innovative, but simply because they had been identified.

      The notion that patent examiners all have a minimum BS in our field makes me chuckle. I don't doubt it, but there is such a thing as Judgement which comes from experience and practice.

      It has been said that the young think that they have invented sex. Fortunately none have, so far, been permitted to patent it; although I wouldn't put it past the USPTO.

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    11. Re:Prior art + obviousness by thegrassyknowl · · Score: 1

      That's no reason for you to try to achieve the maximum BS in each of those fields.

      Where are the modpoints when I need 'em? That was a pearler.

      It's not the patent office that is achieving the BS though... it's the damned Microsofts, Apples, SCOs, IBMs, and all the other GAC's (see one of my previous posts) of this world that are achieving maximum BS...

      "a generic method for removing soil to form an arbitrary sized indentation in the ground with a flat metal blade on the end of a wooden stick" or somesuch... it is patented!

      The patent office just removes the "BS" tags from it and makes it law... kind of like what tabloid media tries to do with celebs!

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    12. Re:Prior art + obviousness by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If you accept just one software patent, you are a bane on civilized society.

    13. Re:Prior art + obviousness by ccp · · Score: 1


      However I will still maintain that the people approving business process patents and software patents possess little to no experience and competence in those fields. The patents you guys issue prove this rather effectively I'm afraid.

      Have you considered:

      a) They're smart, but are bein pressured by their political masters into approving this shit or

      b) They're smart, but they're in the take?

      These would be the two first things coming to mind here in cynical South America, and we would be batting 1.000

      Cheers,

      Carlos Cesar

    14. Re:Prior art + obviousness by thebdj · · Score: 1

      Problem 1:
      In hindsight everything looks obvious.

      Problem 2:
      The circuit courts have put an undue burden on examiners with the requirement for motivation when combining obvious references. This ignores the relevant skill in the art. The problem isn't the patent office in that case, it is an unfounded standard not in the law that the supreme court in the '60s ruled unnecessary. There is a case testing this, but the USSC may not hear it.

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    15. Re:Prior art + obviousness by Inspector+Lopez · · Score: 1
      Problem 1:
      In hindsight everything looks obvious.

      It is tempting to think that I must therefore be a supergenious, however,
      • I'm not.
      • The particular topic that I was looking at is not my "specialty". It had to do with radio receivers, and my specialty is "ionospheric physics."
      • I have, in fact, never taken a single course in radio receivers; only have I looked at a couple text books, and contemplated the implications of DSP chips and modern mixers and preamps.

      Maybe my standards for invention are simply too high. But am I really that smart? I have a hard time believing that I am really that special.

      As I mentioned above, it seemed to me that patents have been awarded for identifying reasonable tactics, as opposed to inventing something truly fundamental.

      Is identification of a reasonable tactic worth a patent? if yes, then "Doh!" in the modern parlance. (Has anyone copyrighted "Doh!" as an exclamation of "realization of missed opportunity for fame and fortune"? I've got dibs!)
  118. I'm violating it by Washizu · · Score: 1

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  119. Prior art? by Phreakiture · · Score: 1

    How is this not simply syntax highlighting applied to the English language?!?

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  120. They can't by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Sun holds the patent on that one.

  121. I think by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I think the patent office ought to be able to reject a patent "with force," (or some such) meaning that the patent application was deemed a waste of the patent office's time. The penalty should be that the next patent that they submit and which is reviewed and granted will not be granted to the submitter, but to the U.S. citizens.

    This would help to ensure that only substantial patent submissions were made, as making one bad blunder of submitting a crap patent request would mean the next time you actually had a good idea, it would be taken from you.

  122. Those lying, cut-rate, immigrant whores... by pigiron · · Score: 1

    on the application need to be sent back to where they came from.

  123. IBM, Sun, and Word Processing by brokeninside · · Score: 1
    Since IBM and Sun don't write word processing software anymore
    You mean like Smart Suite and Star Office?

    Both are current products even if they don't get much shelf space or press attention.

  124. Re:Check Out The Names of the "Inventors" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    Anyone want to bet on how long it takes for Master of Transhuman to *cough* "disappear"? :-)

    • 35 minutes
    • 17 hrs
    • 2 days
    • about a week
  125. Slashdot Effect Suit? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    A previous post mentioned suits against Microsoft over patents. This got me thinking.

    Often, when a lot of people sue a company over the same problem, they join together in a class action suit. What would be the effect on Microsoft if 10,000 people filed individual suits simultaneously against Microsoft instead? Kind of a corporate DOS attack.

    IANAL. But you already knew that.

    1. Re:Slashdot Effect Suit? by mark_hill97 · · Score: 1

      The problem with that is that our countries legal system is horribly broken so that its expensive to sue another person or company. Against a company like Microsoft only a few would be able to withstand the constant battle with the required legal fees. When they band together there is a much higher likelyhood that the suit will not die due to high legal fees.

  126. What's eleventeen? by tempest69 · · Score: 1
    Is eleventeen an 11 with a one in front of it, as in 111. Or is it a counting thing where tenteen=20 eleventeen=21, twelveteen=22, thirteenteen=23...?

    Just wunderin, cause I only want to highlight the right one.

    Storm

    1. Re:What's eleventeen? by Chris+Burke · · Score: 1

      Is eleventeen an 11 with a one in front of it, as in 111. Or is it a counting thing where tenteen=20 eleventeen=21, twelveteen=22, thirteenteen=23...?

      Just wunderin, cause I only want to highlight the right one.


      You can't highlight it because I've patented highlighting it. So it doesn't matter what eleventeen is (and that at least is the truth), and I'm not going to help you violate my patent by telling you!

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    2. Re:What's eleventeen? by tempest69 · · Score: 1
      Dang, and I just bought a whole box of highlighters. Guess I'm stuck sniffing them.

      Storm

    3. Re:What's eleventeen? by Fiver- · · Score: 1

      Eleventeen sounds suspiciously similar to my pending patent for highlighting Hobbit numbers like "eleventy-one". I suggest you cease and desist now.

  127. Ooh Ooh! I got the answer! Pick Me! by duerra · · Score: 1

    Now, whether Microsoft (or anyone) should be allowed to patent such thing... I don't know.

    No, no they shouldn't!

    *So now you know...* =X

  128. Re:Ok buddy then please show us some PROOF.. by KillerBob · · Score: 1

    Microsoft may not be evil, but I do feel the need to point out that Microsoft's idea of "default" security permissions is an accident waiting to happen.

    Face it. 95% of Windows users haven't got a clue how to secure their Windows box. I'm not going to argue that Windows hasn't come a *long* way since its early versions, and I'm not going to argue that it's impossible to lock down a Windows box to be as secure as any Unix/Linux box you can throw into the fray. You probably know as well as I do that it's entirely possible to harden a Windows machine against most kinds of intrusion.

    The problem, however, is that this security is *not* the default setting. By default in Windows XP, users run with root permissions. When you enable a user as an administrator, Windows does not pop up a warning saying "you dummy, this could open you up to some serious security threats like spybots, worms, and malicious code". It just does it and assumes that the user knows what they're doing. That's a mistake when 95% of the users haven't got a clue about computer security.

    Sure, there probably are security holes in OSS. But it's open source. *ANYBODY* who wants to can download the source code and do a security audit. They can fix the holes and publish the fixes if they like, or they can take advantage of it for nefarious purposes. Really, they can do whatever they want with the knowledge, though most people publish it. But as long as the user isn't running with root permissions, the kernel will not allow them to write anywhere outside of their home directory.

    See, that's the main reason I like Linux: you could probably write a virus or malicious app for Linux, and you could probably dupe *somebody* into running it. But even if you manage to get somebody to run the virus, the worst that will happen is that they'll need to recreate their userid and homedir. The system itself will not come down, because the virus is still being run in userspace.

    Couple that with ActiveX, which is a great way to distribute executable code to computers without the user knowing about it, and Microsoft's interesting take on standards (just look at IE), and it's easy to see why people think of MS as evil. I don't see them as evil, I just think that even though they're working on it, they aren't going to be able to fix their security problems until they reexamine their user/admin model, and that they aren't going to ever do that, because they're convinced that it's more user friendly to allow the user to install software without logging in as a special user. It's that very requirement, however, that convinces me that my Linux boxen are stabler and more secure.

    As to the original topic, I just want to point out to you that in the realm of software and intellectual property, the past is not an indicator of the future. Just because MS hasn't ever sued anybody doesn't mean that they don't intend to. I can't tell you what the future will bring, and so with MS holding patents such as this I simply have to take it on good faith that they won't sue me for it. That doesn't mean, however, that I shouldn't try to do anything about it to prevent them from getting asinine patents such as this; in fact, it means that I *should* do everything I can to prevent them from ever having that kind of power.

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  129. MS isn't the problem by pixelgeek · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Not to defend MS but the problem isn't that they apply for these patents but that they can and that they have to.

    Apple's case against MS defined the legal benchmark by which you could protect any new features in an OS and by extension, I think, in an application.

    Companies, especially public companies, now know that the only way to defend themselves against litigation, especially in the US, is to establish patents covering features. Even if those patents are utterly bogus.

    MS might also be in a position where they could be held legally responsible by their shareholders for not trying their upmost to defend the companies work via patents.

    Its stupid that companies can get these sorts of non-trivial patents but don't complain about MS or other companies that do this. Complain about the legal precedents and the patent system that allows it.

    1. Re:MS isn't the problem by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You write "Its stupid that companies can get these sorts of non-trivial patents" -- you mean trivial patents ?!

    2. Re:MS isn't the problem by micromuncher · · Score: 1

      Don't blame Apple.

      Patents have being playing cards all the big boys use to trade when wheeling and dealing.

      I know that Sun offers a few green for filing a patent, and up to 5k for a successful application. People regularily get their BONUS by filing lots of meaningless patents.

      So... who is to blame. The company encouraging the employee to file patents as a form of bonus, or the employee filing the patent to get the bonus?

      My take on it is this... "SOSUMI". -beep

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    3. Re:MS isn't the problem by pixelgeek · · Score: 1

      -- Don't blame Apple.

      Never did. Apple sure as heck didn't want that decision to turn out the way it did either. But notice that Apple quickly started patenting everything they did

    4. Re:MS isn't the problem by micromuncher · · Score: 1

      Apple's case against MS defined the legal benchmark...

      Sounds like blame.

      Anyway, there are lots of BS patents that fueled this more than the trash can (IMHO). Consider the LZW(GIF) patent in 1984 from UniSys. Kodak was patenting all sorts of crap in the 80's.

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    5. Re:MS isn't the problem by pixelgeek · · Score: 1

      -- Sounds like blame.

      Then I suggest that you're not familiar with the case and so don't understand the context of the comment

  130. Oh no by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    /. broke the USPO's images! :-(

  131. Apparatus? by rnturn · · Score: 1

    Lemme guess, there's a long description of a general purpose computer in the application? Sorry, I haven't plowed through the entire application. Yet. Oh, wait! There it is. It's Figure 1 in the application. Dang! Now, I'll bet, we're all infringing. How many of us aren't using this apparatus?

    Actually, I was hoping this was merely some BS about putting ``numbers in a box'' to which I could respond: What! You mean "\framebox{3.14...}" isn't good enough! Unfortunately, I can't read this application without my mind, let alone my eyes, glazing over so who knows whether there's an OSS application that could be infringing on this patent. It does appear to be something more than just that, though. The bad thing is, from what I've read so far, it appears that I could be found to be stealing Microsft's valuable IP if I were to get clever some evening and code up some Emacs macro to perform a find and replace operation on numeric strings/phrases wrapping the located text in one of those \framebox directives. Something tells me that LyX already does this.

    Just another example of how the US patent process is totally screwed up. There's times when I think a company like Microsoft is applying for all these patents just to make a point of how messed up the USPTO is. But then I think I wonder who'd be whining the loudest if software patents were to be found invalid?

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  132. What about the google toolbar? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    It allows for dynamic highlighting of text.

    1. Re:What about the google toolbar? by Frobisher · · Score: 1

      Funnily enough, that was the first thing I thought of too. cheap example, turn highlighting on. Caused Firefox to run slowly though....

  133. Alright, now you've done it. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    Wait a second... Yiddish spelling Nazi?!?!?!

    Godwin's law strikes again!

    Uhhh, This thread's over now.

  134. What they are trying to patent & patenting bas by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    As always ignore the title or abstract of a patent.

    What they are trying to patent is described by the claims, and those claims need to be fully described within the detailed descriptions (enough detail to allow another skilled in the art to actually create the invention without undue experimentation). If people with access to the patented invention actually need to reverse engineer it in order to make the invention (which they cannot sell without permission), then that makes for a solid argument to invalidate the patent--because the purpose of the patent is to force the inventor to disclose all the secret sauce to the public (via the patent application) in exchange for a temporary monopoly that automatically expires.

    The inventor's primary independent method claim is #1

    "1. A method for emphasizing numerical data contained in an electronic document, the method comprising: determining whether a request to emphasize all of the numerical data in the electronic document has been received; and in response to receiving the request, locating all of the numerical data contained within the electronic document and emphasizing the located numerical data."

    If the patent examiner determines that the above independent claim on its own is not novel (has prior art), or does not have utility, or not described in enough detail within the detailed specs, or is obvious, or is *anticipated* by prior art then any of these conditions can be used to strike it down.

    If the independent claim is denied for any such reasons, the dependent claims #2 - #7 get added on to the independent claim to see if the combination will be accepted by the examiner. This serves to make an overly broad rejected independent claim into a more narrowly defined claim which might avoid describing prior art or being anticipated or being obvious or etc.

    So there you have it. For any patent that gets issued, you will be hard-pressed to find a set of claims that have not been vastly modified after the initial application due to rejections.

    The balance is that if the patent claims are too broad, someone will eventually discover prior art that will invalidate it. And if the claims are too narrow, then everyone will easily find ways to create the invention by leveraging what is described while more easily avoiding the narrow claims.

    Here are the dependent claims I mentioned:

    2. The method of claim 1, wherein the electronic document comprises both text data and numerical data and wherein the request comprises a request to emphasize only the numerical data.

    3. The method of claim 2, wherein the numerical data comprises numerals and numerals expressed as text data.

    4. The method of claim 3, wherein the numerical data may be expressed in any of a plurality of natural languages.

    5. The method of claim 4, wherein the numerals expressed as text data may comprise string numbers, ordinal numbers, or roman numerals.

    6. The method of claim 5, wherein emphasizing only the numerical data comprises adding a highlighting attribute to the located numerical data.

    7. The method of claim 6, wherein the highlighting attribute comprises a color attribute.

    8. The method of claim 7, wherein a unique color attribute may be specified for each of the string numbers, the ordinal numbers, and the roman numerals.

    9. The method of claim 8, further comprising: receiving a request to deemphasize the located numerical data; and in response to receiving the request, removing the emphasis from the located numerical data.

  135. Infringement Suits by rlp · · Score: 1

    Can't wait till Microsoft sues HP (purchased Compaq, which purchased DEC) for the VT100 terminals, Ken Arnold (developed curses package), IBM for TSO, and Dan Bricklin for VisiCalc. Should be interesting.

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  136. Might not be granted?????? by doublem · · Score: 1

    This IS the US Patent system we're talking about. They don't even have pens there, just rubber stamps.

    And all the stamps have the same word on them.

    Can you gess the word?

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    1. Re:Might not be granted?????? by drix · · Score: 1

      Can you gess the word?

      Grantd?

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    2. Re:Might not be granted?????? by doublem · · Score: 1

      Close, but not quite.

      You missed a letter or two

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  137. Re:Wow! Innovative! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    OMG! Now Graph::Easy (see search.cpan.org) is illegal:

    [ 99 ] -> [ Bottles ] => [ Wall ]

    will generate:

    # echo "[ 99 ] -> [ Bottles ] => [ Wall ]" |examples/as_ascii

    +----+     +---------+     +------+
    | 99 | --> | Bottles | ==> | Wall |
    +----+     +---------+     +------+

    I hope the north-american patent system collapses before it does too much damage to society.

    (Oh, and dang the lamenessfilter! grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr)

    Tels

  138. HAH! by kaellinn18 · · Score: 1

    Not if we link to your patent. :-)

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  139. Even if it Is Granted... by Momoru · · Score: 1

    There is no reason to be "scared" of this. Microsoft has never sued anyone for violating their patents, they register them as a defensive measure, so you can't patent the same thing and then sue them for usin git.

  140. Manny Ramirez == Microsoft by fzammett · · Score: 1

    Anyone see the T-shirts Manny Ramirez of Boston Red Sox fame had made up? It simply says "Manny Being Manny".

    Time for the "Microsoft Being Microsoft" shirts.

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  141. Search techonology by oskard · · Score: 1

    This will no doubt be applied to some sort of search engine technology. Imagine searching for "Final Fantasy VII" and finding all of its variations, "Final Fantasy Seven" and "Final Fantasy 7".

    Or OSX, OS 10, OS 10.0, and Tiger.

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  142. New idea by b1t+r0t · · Score: 1

    Can I patent hilighting numbers by circling them?

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  143. No Proof? Then like Ms.-- you are a FRAUD. by Halvy · · Score: 0

    why should i prove the non existence of something to you? I think you need to proce the existence of it to me....

    Because everyone would like to see proof of YOUR claims. I CANNOT (and would not) help prove your case because of your stance... that would be RIDICULOUSE on my part.

    set a band of hackers, the size of the ones going after windows, after linux instead.

    Why would ANYONE (other than Bill Gaffs & co) want to help bring down (attack) Linux, whos roots built the worlds telephon sys and InterNet!

    i'm just sick of the brainless MS bashing by people who couldn't care less about facts vs blathering opinion

    Most people, many MANY companies and the Doj will STRONGLY disagree with you.

    Someone(s) need to stop this madness by a 'few' in order to save the Masses.

    You 'say' you do not love Ms. (pronouced Mizz) but if your NOT with us.. then you are against us! (quoted fr: Gorge Bush). :[

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  144. Patent Language is Hilarious by FinalCut · · Score: 1

    One of my favorite lines to see in a patent:

    "As known to those skilled in the art, ..."

    This was used in the aforementioned patent to say that a word processor is a tool for electronically editing documents.

    Are you "skilled in the art"?

  145. even MS Word is prior art by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Read claim 1 against the following method in MS Word 97.

    1. Choose edit -- find and replace
    2. Find what = ^#
    3. Replace with = (highlight)
    4. Replace All.

    The result is that all arabic numbers belome colored.

    Now, if the new patent has anything new, it's that it finds ALL forms of the numeric data, even in text ("one thousand nine hundred ninety-seven"). So, the PTO should reject most of the draft claims. If any claims do issue, they will have to be severely narrowed.

  146. Look I'm breaking the patent! by OsirisX11 · · Score: 1

    [forty two]

    -- oh no!

    will he stop there?

    [42] !! OMG. Call the patent office.
  147. That is not a patent. by RembrandtX · · Score: 1

    That is not a patent.
    That is an assignment.
    An assignemtn is basically application to apply for a patent, they have 1 year to actually get a patent passed before it expires.

    The uspto will push back if the patent is too broad and make them refine it.

    Also, this is a very broad patent, its not just for computers, its for an electronic document. that covers quite a bit.

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  148. Balmer Dance by Mignon · · Score: 1
    In other news, Steve Balmer has updated his "monkeyboy" dance routine to the following lyrics:

    "Patent lawyers, patent lawyers, patent lawyers..."

  149. Obviousness criteria no longer applies by Russ+Nelson · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Nothing is considered obvious anymore. After all, if it was THAT obvious, somebody would have patented it already. Yes, the US patent system is broken. The only disagreement possible is in exactly HOW it's broken. If you listen to patent lawyers, it's broken because the USPTO's fees go into the general budget. If you listen to patent victims, it's broken because mere thoughts are being patented. If you give me a problem, and I can solve it in my head using nothing more than pencil and paper as a scratchpad, that solution should not be patentable.
    -russ

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    1. Re:Obviousness criteria no longer applies by Misanthropy · · Score: 5, Insightful

      if it was THAT obvious, somebody would have patented it already

      I don't think so. The idea being that if something is obvious a person wouldn't bother to patent it.
      I can think of many things that I've "invented" but would never bother pursuing a patent on because it IS obvious.

      What they are trying to patent is basically a document search with the search crtiteria predefined (i.e. highlight numbers).

      It's gotten to the point where companies are no longer trying to patent unique or original ideas; they are trying to patent ALL ideas.

    2. Re:Obviousness criteria no longer applies by uberdave · · Score: 1

      It's gotten to the point where companies are no longer trying to patent unique or original ideas; they are trying to patent ALL ideas.

      I think you've hit the nail on the head. There seems to be a massive trend lately to stake out territory in the intellectual property landscape (much as land was claimed in the gold rush eras). Patents, copyrights, trademarks are all being used for illegitimate purposes.

    3. Re:Obviousness criteria no longer applies by Haydn+Fenton · · Score: 1

      The whole idea of patents suck, really. For small businesses\people they may actually serve a purposeful.. er.. purpose. If they can't afford to make a good product out of their ideas (maybe because it would cost a lot to actually implement), but came up with a truly genious thing, then they should be able to protect their idea from being stolen and having to watch the theif get stupily rich thanks to them. If someone else thinks of it, it's all fair game IMO and the fact it's already patented shouldn't matter (it means theres fair competition, which ultimately results in the best products for the user). But alas, this is clearly subject to abuse since people could merely claim they thought of it themselves and nobody could prove it sufficiently either way.

      Anyway, instead of patents being used in this way (which is what I assume they were originally made for), big corporations with millions, or even billions of cash in the bank gobble up any ideas they can. Why? Who cares. Sometimes to cover their ass in case someone else tries to steal there idea and sue the orginial inventor, in this case I think the patent is valid (although if patents were used for the purpose intended, this wouldn't be needed anyway). It's when patents are used to gain an advantage in ANY way that pisses me off. Y'know, companies getting patents so nobody else can use that idea - how can you possibly make an alternative product for the user if you can't do the same stuff? You can't. No competition, the thing ends in a monopoly and the happy patent holding scum is free to make terrible software and charge for it, because nobody else can. If other people can use the idea, everyone is free to use it in the best way, which pushes people to make better and better software until finally someone who REALLY deserves to get rich from the work does.

      When I make software (apart from the fact I don't know where to start), I don't try to patent my ideas, because I like to think I'm doing it in the best way anyway, so I don't NEED to patent it. If someone else does the same and gets a larger userbase than me, then I'll just have to work harder and that doesn't bother me. Having said that, the rich companies would simply hire lots of programmers and beat me.

      I guess it's not really the patent system, or guns, or money (etc), which is the problem. It's humans. On the whole, we're a completely and utterly disgusting race driven by greed and other "unethical" morals. It's what's brought the infinite number of problems to modern day society.

      Anyway, enough of my opinions. If I could get rich from someone elses work, I probably would... Just goes to prove my point really.

    4. Re:Obviousness criteria no longer applies by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That is the whole point of a patent. To protect something that you came up with, with a pencil and a paper. Just because it was simple for you to come up with, doesn't mean it is novel and trival. Didn't DaVinici design many things with just a pencil and paper?

    5. Re:Obviousness criteria no longer applies by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I agree with your post, but I think the parent was being sarcastic.

    6. Re:Obviousness criteria no longer applies by jimi+the+hippie · · Score: 1

      "It's when patents are used to gain an advantage in ANY way that pisses me off."

      Patents aren't made to to "gain advantages" they are made to keep people from stealing advantages that the inventor has already created.

      If an inventor spends his time and hard-earned money making something new, why should he not benefit from it? Better yet, why would he invent it if he couldn't benefit from it.

    7. Re:Obviousness criteria no longer applies by brandonY · · Score: 1

      Your pencil and paper as a scratchpad example shows how easily a new regulation can ignore an industry. If we set this as a standard, sure, it helps the CS guys and maybe the engineers. However, what about the geneticists out there patenting new strains of DNA? None of them are gonna be able to work out strains with a scratchpad, so everything's non-obvious.

    8. Re:Obviousness criteria no longer applies by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      In fact, that attitude (somebody would have...) encourages patenting obvious.

      More obvious patent, more powerful (more victims it gets ) it is. In the light of very idea of patents it is finders-keepers, land grab, etc. in the idea space.

      There is no actual fine line between patenting only non-obvious and patenting anything at all. Perhaps only fair principle would be accepting only patents applications with disclosed process of inventing that shows that there was some real research and novel, unusual approach included in it.

    9. Re:Obviousness criteria no longer applies by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If an inventor spends his time and hard-earned money making something new, why should he not benefit from it? Better yet, why would he invent it if he couldn't benefit from it.
      Why do you live?

      To make money?

      What a sad existance you're having.

    10. Re:Obviousness criteria no longer applies by jackofallbrandnames · · Score: 1

      For small businesses\people they may actually serve a purposeful.. er.. purpose. If they can't afford to make a good product out of their ideas (maybe because it would cost a lot to actually implement), but came up with a truly genious thing, then they should be able to protect their idea from being stolen and having to watch the theif get stupily rich thanks to them. If someone else thinks of it, it's all fair game IMO and the fact it's already patented shouldn't matter

      Well, which is it? Should the idea of a small business person be protected or are they the "someone else" you refer to? You sound like Microsoft themselves (I should be able to patent it to protect my idea, but everyone else's is fair game?).

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    11. Re:Obviousness criteria no longer applies by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Why do you live?

      To make money?


      So I can eat, dumbass. Unless you farm, try living without money and see what happens.

    12. Re:Obviousness criteria no longer applies by rooster9 · · Score: 1

      Don't forget porn. You need money to get porn. No wait... I guess you could make a wig and hang out in the lady's lockerroom.

    13. Re:Obviousness criteria no longer applies by Russ+Nelson · · Score: 1

      No, I mean that something should be unpatentable if you can read the input, think for a while, maybe write something down, and then produce the output. If no machine is necessary to implement it, it shouldn't be patentable.

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    14. Re:Obviousness criteria no longer applies by Haydn+Fenton · · Score: 1

      I meant, for example:

      Alice comes up with a way of eating solid cheddar cheese through a fluffy pink straw and decides that it's so ingeious that she should patent it.
      Meanwhile, Bob, who just so happens to have been living in a deep cave for the past 20 years (where by chance someone had thrown some cheese and a fluffy pink straw), managed to come up with a method of eating solid cheddar cheese through a fluffy pink straw, and knows that despite his past 20-year exclusion from the world, this is a wholly remarkable breakthrough and decides to use it to get rich.

      Why shouldn't Bob be able to do so, since he obviously has worked just as hard as Alive, just because Alice has one of these "patent" things?

  150. Highlighting Search Terms in Desktop Search by mr_rattles · · Score: 1

    It sounds like what they are trying to patent would be useful for highlighting something you search for in your Desktop Search and then choose the "View In" option. Imagine MS Word or Outlook popping up and displaying your document with your search terms highlighted.

    This sounds familiar... oh right, Google (and many other search engines) have been using something similar for years to highlight/box terms that need "enhancement."

  151. Prior Art by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Once Again, I have 20 years of PRIOR ART on a patent application. Go to Google, select ViewTouch, select Search Images. Enjoy. And somebody please submit this evidence to whomever is contesting this patent application.

    PS: Here's one example
    http://www.viewtouch.com/vtscrn3.png

  152. Re:Ok buddy then please show us some PROOF.. by imsoclever · · Score: 1

    But my dance moves are so much fresher this way

  153. Er... Ok by Overshard · · Score: 1

    I really don't see the point in patenting something like boxing test/numbers to make it stand out. And if Microsoft axully gets a patent for it what are they going to try and patent next? Maybe showing white names on a blue background in bold print.

  154. is it not obvious that the IP is going to ruin ... by Sjobeck · · Score: 0

    Is it not painfully obvious that IP law in this country is a trainwreck ... no a chemical tanker train car wreck.

  155. True story... by Hosiah · · Score: 1

    I just commented to my wife, "Microsoft is trying to patent numbers now." Her response: "I hope Bill Gates doesn't have any children."

  156. Look at claim 12. by shis-ka-bob · · Score: 1
    It reads:
    12. A system for emphasizing numerical data contained in an electronic document containing both text data and numerical data, the system comprising: a word processing application program operative to permit the editing of the text data and the numerical data within the electronic document; and a dynamically linked library configured for use with the word processing application program, the dynamically linked library operative to receive a request to emphasize all of the numerical data in the electronic document and to locate all of the numerical data contained within the electronic document and emphasize only the located numerical data in response to receiving the request.
    In order to violate the patent, you have to violate both claim 1 and claim 12. Claim 2-11 are 'embelishments' on claim 1 and the claims following 12 are embelishments on cliam 12. There have been several examples given of perl scripts and so forth that violate claim 1 and certainly are proir art. But I haven't seen examples that violate both claims. Even if gnumeric were to 'steal' this technique of highlighting numbers,it would be hard for Microsoft to sue since they would have a hard time convincing a judge that a 'word processor' was involved.

    But, I would think that a macro called from within an HTML editor that surrounded every 'number' with <em> would be a potential violation, especially if the macros were processed by a dynamically linked library. There could be a bajillion ways that this could make life miserable for anyone who processes text. I suggest that we all start inventing new numbers not covered by the patent and staticly compiling any software for text processing.

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  157. Haha yeah right by DroopyStonx · · Score: 1

    Guess what I just made?

    Guess what they're gonna do nothing about?

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  158. You Laugh... by BishonenAngstMagnet · · Score: 2, Funny

    Next week, Microsoft will patent numbers, period.

  159. Too Wimpy in vim by mengel · · Score: 1

    In vim, just execute (without the spaces Slashcode is putting in after "seven" and "milli"): /\([0-9]\|one\|\two\|three\|four\|five\|six\|seven \|eight\|nine\|ten\|teen\|hundred\|thousand\|milli on\)\+/

    To clear it just do: /xxxxxxx/
    or some other pattern not in your file.

    You can even map it to a key if you want...

    of course, that comes from being able to match any arbitrary regular expression & highlight it; and it doesn't even require a DLL.

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  160. Re:Don't get out of hand... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    A simple but effective legal system which could be understood by the common person is a nice idea, but would not actually work for many reasons.

    No, only one reason: lawyers. As soon as you have a class of people who have a vested interest in twisting intent and language and then put them in charge of the system, you're screwed.

    Juries should be used for all cases, lawyers are unavoidable, but judges should not be lawyers and should not have any role other than making sure the jury is not rigged or otherwise tampered with. The court should provide the jury with copies of all laws cited in the case, and NO CASE LAW should ever be admitted. Case law is a lawyer's best friend in that it allows every stupid, moronic, or plain corrupt judgement to be given equal weight as the law drawn up by those that actually have been elected to do so. This is a lawyer's conception designed by them for their own benefit to allow endless, and expensive, argument back and forth about cases which have nothing to do with each other or the current one.

    All laws should be open to interpretation on a case-by-case basis; lawyers always argue that they should be applied blindly, and then set out to blind the judge and jury.

  161. Why stop there? by TechnicalDifficultie · · Score: 1

    Frankly, I'm not sure why Microsoft is screwing around with this box/display thing. Why don't they just patent numbers and be done with it? (*Note to any MS patent-drone employees reading this: I'm joking.)

  162. Re:Prior art: Symbolics Genera & CLIM by CXI · · Score: 1

    Heck, anyone that's done anything in the document imaging field has known about this kind of thing for years. OCR software and forms processing applications have always had the ability to pick out and highlight whatever important information you wanted to extract or emphasize.

  163. A solution to the patent office resource problem? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I was reading the posts in this this thread and just thought of something that might help with the patent situation. What if patents like these were posted in this exact manner to slashdot and we has a community formalized our collective responses as a sort of Open Patent Research Initiative or something like that.

    I mean most of us are patently (ha!) against software and business process patents but we're definitly against these stupid patents. Until the law changes we can't do anything about the patents that meet the requirements, so if we as a community could be used as a resource for patent application research, that could be a good thing. My thoughts are not well formed as I don't have a lot of time to flesh this out, so if you're so inclined please take over the championing of this idea.

    Anyway, the idea would be to provide a open resource to the patent office to help them in their review efforts. What if we did such a good job that they started posting more of their patent applications for public review? Slashdot could be the forum (or one of them) in which this took place. Moderators could then mod up the posts that were most relevant in the defense of or against the patent application.

    Just a thought. We might not have the strength to be able to swing our congress representatives into action, but it doesn't mean we can still affect change!

  164. Oh I get it, BOLD patent (headline) by ayeco · · Score: 1

    HA, great, nice headline, kind of fark like. ..or at least destin for mainstream media.

  165. The future is looking very scary by dborod · · Score: 1

    Can someone skip to the end and tell me how this nonsense will ever end.

  166. Thanks for the idea! by WasteOfAmmo · · Score: 1
    1. Grab the MS patent and change it to refer to all non-numerical data and submit it!
    2. Implement it using regex/Perl
    3. ???
    4. Profit!

    After all with all those highlighted numbers one needs a way to find the text between the numbers...

    ...wait-a-minute...nevermind.

  167. Useful? by Skjellifetti · · Score: 1

    When I click on the link to view the images, my browser tells me:

    No appropriate application found!

    If Mozilla can already determine that a patent isn't very useful, it should be a piece of cake for Mozilla to determine that an invention is obvious and thus should not be patentable in the first place. Why isn't the USPTO using this technology?

  168. Top Ten things I wish I could patent... by TheGorilla · · Score: 0

    10) any phrase that starts with "I for one welcome our new..."
    9) Bases (All your base are belong to ME!)
    8) Forums
    7) 1337 5p34| 6) Software Bugs (I'm sure there is some previous art I'll have to deal with).
    5) Any program that has "profit" for one of it's steps
    4) Beer
    3) Hot Grits
    2) Tpyos/Misspelling
    1) Stupidity

  169. Offtopic, alas by NickFortune · · Score: 1
    The key is that launching a full patent portfolio strike is akin to nuclear MADD.

    Purely out of curiosity, the last time I saw that term used, (and it was twenty odd years ago), it was MAD for Mutually Assured Destruction.

    Where did the extra D come from?

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    1. Re:Offtopic, alas by AKAImBatman · · Score: 1

      Confusion with drunk driving. ;-)

    2. Re:Offtopic, alas by NickFortune · · Score: 1

      Ah, gotcha. Thanks :)

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    3. Re:Offtopic, alas by TapeCutter · · Score: 1

      Dubya?

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  170. An end to patents? by Goonface · · Score: 1

    Therefore no more patents can be requested , this is bill's way of ending the ridiculous us patent scheme

  171. Is there a compelling reason for patents to exist? by yeremein · · Score: 1

    Can anyone who is not a patent attorney or patent troll give a good reason why patents should continue to exist?

    According to the contitution, patents are supposed to "promote the progress of science and the useful arts". But it seems like all they're used for these days is to take ownership of an obvious idea and use it as a weapon against competitors.

    Patents are also supposed to help the little guy bring something to market by providing a barrier to entry for big players who could leverage their resources to push the inventor out of the market, but they don't seem to be serving this purpose in practice--the big players can just ignore the inventor's patent and then countersue with fifteen other patents if the inventor tries to assert it against them.

    Is the industry really better off having this legalized extortion system in place? Or should patents be abolished altogether?

  172. An even bolder patent move by highspl · · Score: 2, Funny
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  173. apt-get install mozplugger gqview by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    worked for me without having to restart firefox

  174. Wouldn't it be nice... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ...if the USPTO researchers looked to sites like /. for evidence of obviousness and/or prior art, before issuing a patent (at least for patents which -- for whatever reason -- manage to become ./ headlines)?

    As you mentioned, with the amazing breadth and depth of technical knowledge/experience here, it doesn't take more than 15 minutes for the /. crowd to come up with multiple examples of prior art.

    Then again, while we're dreaming, might as well dream big...it'd be even better if the US banned software patents altogether.

  175. Large regular expressions are simple and ugly... by fprog26 · · Score: 2, Informative

    In fact this is one of the regexp that I find easy to read.

    For those who don't like Perl, the same regexp
    is also valid for PHP, Python, Ruby, Java or JavaScript or Qt3.

    Just get rid of the ?: which is just there to say
    that the parenthesis should not be "tagging".

    Basically, it's just a condensed enumeration of all possible numbering nouns with a bunch of -OR- operator all over the place with repetition where the language makes sense.

    and the /i is just for case insensitive...

    of course, you could also rewrite it as a large sequence of small regexp if you prefer that...

  176. Re:Is there a compelling reason for patents to exi by SquarePants · · Score: 1

    I am obviously (pun intended) disregarding your call for non-patent attorneys as I am one. I normally respond negatively to these Slashdot stories criticizing people for filing "stupid" patents. Normally, the OP over-simplifies and labels as "stupid" a patent application that is much more complex than it gets credit for.

    But in this case, I have to agree with the OP. This patent application is absurd and Microsoft should be ashamed for filing it. But I am not ready to condemn the USPTO until they actually grants this.

  177. I've seen it all now by eneville · · Score: 0

    Thats just one more "£$%*%& stupid thing to patent; the displaying of data.

    Perhaps, 'syntax highlighting' will be the next.

  178. italian by marcobi · · Score: 1
    in Italian, one hundred is "cento." Two hundred is "Ventucento."
    hemm.. last time I checked 200 in italian is 'duecento'
  179. No Browser Should Show It by Kamiza+Ikioi · · Score: 1
    <embed src="/.DImg?Docid=us20050177789ki&PageNum=1&IDKey= 2275D34EBC02&ImgFormat=tif" width="570" height="840" type=image/tiff></embed>
    Embed is not part of any W3C standard. To embed an object, call the tag, which is standards complaint. However, images go in the tag. Someone tell the USPTO that W3C standards are not patented, and they should be encouraged.

    But, Firefox will show the pictures (badly) if you have Quicktime. Let's stick to complaining when browsers don't display "standards compliant" pages correctly.
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    1. Re:No Browser Should Show It by bunratty · · Score: 1
      Let's stick to complaining when browsers don't display "standards compliant" pages correctly.
      Luckily, Mozilla (and Opera and Safari) developers don't share this opinion. They realize that 99% or more of pages on the web don't fully comply to web standards, and yet browsers must be able to display the vast majority of them the way the web developer intended them to be displayed.

      I'm all for complying to web standards, but any browser that is going to be used by more then 0.1% of the population needs to handle the "tag soup" that is so common on web pages.

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    2. Re:No Browser Should Show It by Kamiza+Ikioi · · Score: 1

      I agree. Browsers have to try to support not just standards, but standard mistakes as well as anything that's just "widely used" What I'm saying is, don't blame Firefox, blame the USPTO website. If a site isn't following standards, and the exact non-standard item is what is failing, it's hard to blame the browser.

      It's like offroading. If you get a flat tire from a tree limb, don't blame the truck. After all, in my case, all Firefox is doing is tossing it over to a 3rd party app, Quicktime, which doesn't display the tiff's correctly.

      I would similarly not blame Firefox for mis-displaying flash websites. I would blame the site for not having a non-flash alternative and/or the Macromedia plug-in.

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  180. Who the hell writes this stuff??? by technopinion · · Score: 1

    "As known to those skilled in the art, the word processing application program 10 is operative to provide functionality for creating and editing electronic documents, such as the electronic document 24. According to one embodiment of the invention, the word processing application program 10 comprises the WORD word processing application program from MICROSOFT CORPORATION. It should be appreciated, however, that other word processing application programs from other manufacturers may be utilized to embody the various aspects of the present invention."

  181. Problem with Obviousness by thebdj · · Score: 1

    The problem with obviousness comes with the idea of motivation. As a patent examiner I can attest that the hardest problem combining two or more references together is the need for a motivation. A need that judgements handed down by the Supreme Court in the 1960s did not require, but the circuit court decided were important. This is actually an issue that a company is trying to get in front of the Supreme Court and they actually have support from, the evil Microsoft. This is something you should all want, for without the need for a motivation it would be 10 times easier to make obviousness rejections under 35 USC 103. Also I recommmend some of you read the MPEP, which I am pretty sure is on the uspto site, and then complain that we cannot do our job. If any of you read that and feel like you can do the job, apply already and shuddup. If I could remember the name of that case I would tell you, but your courts have actually made our job harder. Also remember if you know of prior art for an existing patent bring it to the attention of those who would be interested (ie companies in the same field). Re-examination do happen and we can always take away an issued patent.

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    1. Re:Problem with Obviousness by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Can you always take away an issued trademark? I have a trademark on ViewTouch and the USPTO just issued a trademark for View Touch. Now, would the USPTO issue a trademark to me for W indows? By the logic used in issuing a trademark for View Touch the USPTO would issue a trademark to me for W indows.

    2. Re:Problem with Obviousness by thebdj · · Score: 1

      Trademarks work differently, and if my understanding is right different fields can have multiple names trademarked, don't forget images usually fall into this too.

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  182. Code Correction by Kamiza+Ikioi · · Score: 1
    Objects go in
    <object>
    tag.

    Images go in
    <img>
    tag.

    And code posted to /. has to be in
    <ecode>
    tags even if you specify Plain Old Text(. || ?)
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    1. Re:Code Correction by tepples · · Score: 1

      "Plain Old Text" just means turn \n into <br> . To make a < sign, use &lt;.

    2. Re:Code Correction by Kamiza+Ikioi · · Score: 1

      Yeah, I gather. A bit misleading. But as the sign says, my fault for not previewing closely enough.

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  183. The life of a Canadian Patent Examiner by elronxenu · · Score: 1

    1. Receive patent application
    2. Check USPTO website to see if it is patented in USA
    3. ???
    4. Profit!

  184. This M$ patent Violates Mine! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I hold a patent on: Using vague and ambiguous NewSpeak in retarded patent applications. I'll sic my lawyers on them.

  185. When I first saw this article title... by TheLittleJetson · · Score: 1

    ...I was thinking they had put a patent on making text bold.

  186. It's possible with a VBA macro! by Tsu+Dho+Nimh · · Score: 1
    I'd have to dredge the hard drive for the code, but this sounds very much like a VBA macro I wrote in the late 1990s.

    We had to verify that all numbers, of whatever style, were correctly formatted in a 1200+ page document. We also had to cross check the numbers in the document - mingled in the text - against the specs in another document. This was such a monumental PITA that I wrote a macro to find them and make them a gaudy color. The reverse macro was not needed because we manually restored the color to normal as each instance was corrected. It would have been extremely easy to write.

  187. 2025 by Kaenneth · · Score: 1

    If Everything gets patented now, in 20 years, nothing will remain to be patented. So in the medium future you'll be able to build and sell dang near anything.

    1. Re:2025 by /dev/trash · · Score: 1

      Unless the patent law is changed....

  188. Smooth move, we just killed the USTPO machine. by Almost-Retired · · Score: 1

    The text of the patent displays nicely, but the images are nowhere to be viewed, and the text isn't simplicated enough to tell me what the hell it is they've managed to get by the USTPO's blind clerks now.

    Damn, we have got to fix this patent BS.

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    "There are four boxes to be used in defense of liberty:
      soap, ballot, jury, and ammo. Please use in that order."
    -Ed Howdershelt (Author)

  189. Of course MS is (part of) the problem by RoLi · · Score: 1
    Microsoft lobbied big time to get the same system installed in the EU, so please don't tell me they just want to protect themselves from getting sued. It's just a lie and you (should) know it's a lie.

    Simply because to avoid getting sued the current EU-laws would perfectly suffice. Yet Microsoft wants to see them changed.

  190. Q. Why would you want this? by clambake · · Score: 1

    A. Sue the makers of popular non-microsoft IDEs... maybe?

  191. Globalization by WryCoder · · Score: 1
    Inventors: Abbar, Mohamed Anas; (Redmond, WA) ; Arayasantiparb, Athapan; (Redmond, WA) ;Wang-Aryattawanich, Thiti; (Sammamish, WA)


    I didn't realize Redmond was so cosmopolitan. Do the inventors have to live in the USA for Microsoft to get a patent?

  192. Conspiracy Theory!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    MS$ is about to come out with a competitor to Froogle. That is the reason for this patent.

  193. Lawyersuit by Doc+Ruby · · Score: 1

    Their lawyers should be disbarred for patent application abuse, as per the patent law. And jailed. And put in the centerfold of _Lawyer Monthly_ as "Miss (Frog) March".

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  194. And just think.. by ignavus · · Score: 1

    And just think ... without the patent system to protect and support innovation, we wouldn't have had this new invention.

    Numbers in boxes. Why next, they'll be inventing non-numeric text in boxes, but I don't really think it is technically possible. How could they pull it off with all the difficulties to overcome?

    But they really should get a patent on it if they do work out how to do that too! The human race desperately needs such new technology to fight the battle against want.

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  195. Substance != Form by mleachpdx · · Score: 1

    It's how the inventor emphasizes numbers in text that is patentable; not the general concept of text highlighting.

  196. Prior Art in Ancient Egypt by kevin777 · · Score: 1
    In Ancient Egypt, documents featured an innovative highlighting mechanism known as MS Cartouche (TM), which revolutionized the way people made names of royalty stand out in a document.

    From Wikipedia:Cartouche

    A cartouche, in Egyptian hieroglyphs, is an oblong enclosure with a vertical line at one end, indicating that the text enclosed is a royal name, coming into use during the beginning of the Fourth Dynasty with pharao Sneferu. The Ancient Egyptian word for it was shenu, and it was essentially an expanded shen ring.

    Removing the formatting was also possible:

    From Wikipedia:Hatshepsut

    After her death, many of her monuments were defaced or destroyed. Replacing the names on older monuments with the name of the current ruler was a common practice of pharaohs, but in some cases this is thought to have been an act of damnatio memoriae--condemning a person by erasing him or her from recorded existence

  197. kudos to ms by msheekhah · · Score: 1

    I have no idea what microsoft intends with this patent, but I do know there are many people whose brains handle numerical data differently enough from linguistic data that picking out numerical nomenclature out of a large body of text would prove difficult. I imagine that certain industries might find it useful, or that someone has requested that Microsoft invent the technology... although it looks little more than a curiosity for me. Although you can create the same effect in HTML and CSS, it's not dynamic. You can't input text and have it do the same thing automatically. You probably could using HTML, CSS, and JavaScript, but that would be ugly.

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    Mark Anthony Collins
  198. Been around since green-screen by Tablizer · · Score: 1

    It was called "reverse video" in the mainframe/mini "green screen" days. You simply told the monitor to reverse the contrast for a "character block(s)". Each character was actually treated like a rectangular block. Reversing the contrast of such a block made it look like a dark character in a bright box. Reverse a whole word to make it look like the word is in a rectangle.

  199. Invention. What invention? by blippy · · Score: 1

    I didn't RTFA, but it occurs to me that whilst /. has been discussing the obviousness of inventions, perhaps we should take a step back and determine whether some of these things are actually inventions at all.

    Software patenting seems to have reached the stage where it's like you can patent the /idea/ of curing cancer, even if you don't know how to do it. Then, if anyone comes along and actually cures it, then you can sue them.

    And in fact, we've even reached that low and started digging, because hey, although people have obviously thought of the idea of curing cancer, no-one's actually patented the idea, so let's go ahead and patent it anyway.

  200. The problem lies in that... by Svartalf · · Score: 1

    ...there seems to be a preponderance of Patents that appear on their face to be just simply rubber-stamped. All one needs to do is look at over 50% of the stuff out there these days and see that it fails on prior-art (as in nobody bothered to verify there wasn't any...), obviousness, or general principles (i.e. You shouldn't be able to patent nature, genetics (the processes you use to accomplish a GMO can be patented, but they shouldn't be able to patent the GMO itself...), etc.). I've issues about patenting software in general; there's notable exceptions that MIGHT be arguable that they should be Patented- but overall software is little more than a mathematical formula, which can't be Patented per the current messed up ruleset for them.

    They're perfectly happy to bounce other patents on these grounds, but if you're someone like Amazon or Microsoft, they seem to get the silliest damn Patents granted to them.

    While YOUR experience and knowlege doesn't map to the "rubber-stamping" comments directed at the USPTO, the outside experience that everyone sees shows something different.

    And, before you comment about my not knowing what I'm talking about, I've got one Patent pending, one more about to be applied for and budget pending three to four more after that. I'm filing for what I consider to be mostly legitimate things (Nothing like this BS Microsoft or Amazon seems to get accepted...)- and I'm seeing this from the pathway. No, not all of them are being rubber-stamped, but there's enough silly things getting through that lend to the impression that there is a lot of that going on in the USPTO- one that's really hard to shake.

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    I am not merely a "consumer" or a "taxpayer". I am a Citizen of the State of Texas
  201. Syntax highlight by sorbits · · Score: 1

    So this is basically syntax highlighting.

    So I wonder, if I edit the syntax highlighting rules of my editor to also highlight textual numbers (it already does the pure integers), will I or the author of my text editor be in trouble? :)

  202. Bold, underline and italic patented... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Looks to me that they patented bold, underline and italic for numbers. Next is highlighters on paper and blink. Notice that they say box and electronic document. This could be anything - TV set, PC, pdf file, what a useless all encompassing patent.

    1. Re:Bold, underline and italic patented... by chawly · · Score: 1

      Think positive. While they're doing that they're not patenting the really important things in life. Ice-cream and sex come to mind - but not necessarily in that order.

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      How many beans make five, anyhow ? ... Charles Walmsley
  203. Patent Infringement 101 by Skudd · · Score: 1

    <?php

        $fp = fopen('test.txt', 'r');
        while(!feof($fp)) $doc .= fread($fp, 1024);
        fclose($fp);

        // Time to piss in Bill Gates' coffee....
        $doc = preg_replace("/(\d+)/", "<i style=\"color: black; background-color: yellow; font-weight: bold;\">$1</i>", $doc);
        echo $doc;

    ?>

  204. "method of highlighting" was patented by Amazon by hadaso · · Score: 1

    Amazon has already patented "highlighting", i.e., applying markup to search results (Google and various old text browsers have been doing that years ago).

    The M$ patent described here refers to applying markup to the search results provided by one particular search pattern. To use it M$ should probably get a license from Amazon.

    It seems that the only thing that is "innovative" here is a list of search strings that together should act as a search for "Numbers". The rest is just the highlighting of search results that is already in the Amazon patent. And M$ main thing here is probably to prevent Google from patenting a similar list of search strings that collectively approximate "being a number". I count on Google to find a better way that does'nt need a list of search terms but instead uses AI to recognize numbers. (Another motivation is to prevent word processors other than M$ Word or web browsers other than IE from including "search for numbers" functionality, or at least the functionality of displaying them all at once, and not using "find next" to see them one by one... Is there a separate patent on finding numbers that doesn't include "highlighting"?))

  205. Re:No Proof? Then like Ms.-- you are a FRAUD. by rwven · · Score: 1

    Is this even worth arguing with you? Linux hasn't been around long enough to build the roots of the internet. The roots of the internet go back several decades. And the telephone system? My gosh that's a pathetic statement if i ever saw one. The telephone system has been around almost a century... Linux? Just over a decade. Get a clue....

    The DOJ hasn't taken action against MS in ages and the only reason it did is because some loudmouthed guy wouldnt shut up about how vile MS was and eventually someone fell for his pathetic act...

    Take your conspiracy theories elsewhere and learn how to spell and punctuate properly. MS is not some disease. Linux is not some Godsend. They both have mountains of problems and they both have mountains of benefits.

  206. Ok, I'll admit that your right.. by Halvy · · Score: 0

    ABOUT NOTHING!!

    Is this even worth arguing with you? Linux hasn't been around long enough to build the roots of the internet.

    Here's the history (for everyone else to read) and the relationship of Linux to Unix, Unix to Univac (first business computer system from the 1940's, when the phone network was being built on a large scale), and finally The TeleGraph (via American Telephone & Telegraph (aka AT&T).

    Notice that Ms. was not a mountain of problems back then, it wasn't even a mole hill yet.

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Linux

    And the telephone system? My gosh that's a pathetic statement if i ever saw one. The telephone system has been around almost a century

    My last post referred to 'world' phone system-- past AND current,(maybe you should stop worrying about my netiquette and learn how to read/comprehend).

    Note that the first intercontinental links were not made until 1956.

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Unix

    and

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/ATT

    and

    http://internet-pioneers.org/archives/early.histor y.of.unix.html

    The DOJ hasn't taken action against MS in ages and the only reason it did is because some loudmouthed guy wouldnt shut up about how vile MS was and eventually someone fell for his pathetic act...

    The Evil Dragooon is still under the watchful eyez of the Doj..

    And yes, isn't it a WONDERFUL thing that ONE big mouth can cause soooo much trouble for such a vicious criminal as Bill Gaffs!!

    :)

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    I will gladly loose all of life's battles.. in order to win the war..
  207. Check out my box! by FuzzyDave · · Score: 1

    Guys, keep this on the QT, I am working on a patent for a new process by which I will put numbers in a box to emphasize the box!