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  1. Simpsons Quote on When Microbes Ate the Ocean · · Score: 1

    "Would you say its time to start cracking open each others skulls and feasting on the goo inside?"
    "Yes, Yes, I would Kent"

  2. Theory on Hidden Black Holes Discovered · · Score: 1

    BlackHole == Windows == Holes being found all the time... what am I missing?

  3. New page same joke on Microsoft Testing Rival to Google's Start Page · · Score: 1

    New page same old tricks. Try searching linux ;)

  4. Re:Dupe by association on Digital Clock as Thin as Paper · · Score: 1

    Yeah, but I submitted it a couple of days ago. It's just taken the editors that long to approve it.

  5. FireFox = Clint Eastwood Movie on Firefox Faces Trademark Issues · · Score: 2, Informative

    http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0083943/ Directed by: Clint Eastwood Plot Outline: A pilot is sent into the Soviet Union on a mission to steal a prototype jet fighter that can be partially controlled by a neuralink

  6. Still Trying on U.S. Offers Glimpse at Manhattan Project Facility · · Score: 5, Funny

    Looks like they're still trying to draw attention aways from the real issues like Roswell and The Kennedy Assassination. However I must be brief even as I type people are homing in on me, the only thing stopping them from finding me is my Aluminum headware.

  7. Re:I tried... on Martian Methane May Come From Rocks · · Score: 1

    Thats what my Parole Officer and psychiatrist say, but I think they don't mean funny in the same way as you do. :D

  8. Re:I tried... on Martian Methane May Come From Rocks · · Score: 1

    Bien, en vista del proceso del serpentinization requiere el agua estar presente (mientras que se incorpora en la estructura cristalina de los minerales nuevos), su comentario sería incorrecto. I translated that first sentence into spanish, it makes it easier to understand ;)

  9. AFP Site on Protecting Your Personal Info While Traveling? · · Score: 1

    Media release: Microsoft Partners with Australian Law Enforcement Agencies to Combat Cyber Crime

    Does this seem hypocritical to anyone? Isn't the botnets and insecure OS's the main area's for cyber crime to take place. And do you think Microsoft would help secure Linux, hell no, they'd want to leave it insecure to make them look better. And the Feds are the ones that are meant to protect us from terrorism... I might as well move to Gaza!

  10. Re:Yeehaw! on Rail Guns Closer to Reality · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Or you could rig up a I.R. tracker, clock/timer and noise detector and if the that f**king dog next door went nuts at 5am in the morning again, it would be the last time he did it! Yippy Kay Ay, motherf**ker!

  11. About Time on Monty Python's SPAMalot Wins 5, no 3 Tony Awards · · Score: 3, Funny

    Now if only I could find a gang of topless ladies to chase me off a cliff my life would be complete.

  12. Re:Microsofts Response on How to Build Your Own Linux Distribution · · Score: 1

    Or OS/2 vs Windows

  13. Microsofts Response on How to Build Your Own Linux Distribution · · Score: 2, Funny

    I can't wait for Microsoft's response and rebuttal entitled "How to steal an core concepts, and pass them off as your own operating system"

  14. Dupe... on Korean MSN Site Hacked · · Score: 0

    Dupe!! ... Oh, hold on, Korea this time. Well in this case I'd like to put in a pre-emptive dupe... its bound to happen again.

  15. In news just to hand... on 60% Of U.S. Believe Life Exists On Other Planets · · Score: 1

    100% of people from Redmond said they believed, however results were discounted because it was found that they had nothing to compare intellegent to.

  16. Inconsistances on Feds Shut Down Elite Torrents · · Score: 1

    1) The neither FBI nor U.S. Customs has never directly or exclusively shut down any torrent site. All site closures have been the result of an MPAA (Motion Picture Association of America) action or investigation.

    2) An odd message on the bottom right of EliteTorrents.org states RTJKAS. This message only appears when the page is highlighted.

    3) The topic message on EliteTorrent.org IRC channel states, Topic is 'Site: Down | Tracker: Up | Forums: Down | Radio: OFF | News : Site will be up when it's fixed. Stop asking.'

    4) The topic message on thier IRC channel now states, "Latest news:ET Was DNS Hacked (sithlord.)"

  17. Re:Article submitter biased? No, not on /. on Microsoft to Offer Patches to U.S. Govt. First · · Score: 1

    Slackware 4 Eva!! Biased?? Never ;)

  18. Re:Who's side is he on? on Microsoft Says Firefox Not a Threat to IE · · Score: 1

    I was conviced not to use Windohs when Billy G gave that great demonstration and well all got to see that pretty blue screen.