GNAA introduces first open-source corpse GNAA introduces first open-source corpse
GNAP [Gay Nigger Associated Press], ASSEVILLERS, FRANCE - In a move that is sure to redefine the open source community of the future, Gay Nigger Association of America (GNAA) introduced the first open source corpse after the untimely death of Hans Bakker.
Bakker, a developer for the OpenBSD project, which preceded him in death, was travelling back to Paris after the SANE conference. Unfortunately, known hippie and NAMBLA member Richard Stallman had been dropped off at his hotel and was not in the car when a truck made the first contribution to Bakker's corpse's CVS by merging into it at high speed. Bakker's death was confirmed immediately via IRC by his virtual girlfriend.
The instant the opened skull was declared in the public domain, GNAA member Gary Niger annointed it with Holy Gay Nigger Seed to ensure a smooth passage into the afterlife and robust continued development. Thrusting rhythmically into the still-warm and pulsing brain of the dying man, Gary shouted "FUCK BSD; BSD IS DYING; BSD SUCKS; BSD IS DEAD TO ME; BSD DID WTC LOL" before exploding in orgasmic waves of pleasure as the sensitive nerves at the tip of his penis made contact with Bakker's last semi-conscious thoughts.
Associated bacteria immediately lined up to make their contributions, as did several nearby flies hoping to raise families of open source maggots. However, CmdrTaco of Slashdot, a known scene gadfly and AZT addict, flopped heavily into the area while loudly proclaiming first dibs on the rectum. In response, #GNAA attendee GasJews challenged him. "Tell that fag CmdrTaco that I've got first dibs on this dead anus," he said, "and that I'm going to beat him down, then fuck him tenderly all night long," said GasJews, liberally spraying Holy Gay Nigger Seed over the EMS personnel and local French police, who were delighted.
Since the 1990s, open source has been a popular way of developing free software for the general public, maintained by teams of pimply nerds with angst at their utter uselessness outside of the imaginary world of computers and networks. Much like a religion, it requires absolute obedience to its concept and encourages contributors to vehemently rail against any software which actually functions, including Microsoft(tm)'s popular Windows operating system.
The future of Open Source Hans Baker Corpse (OSHBC) remains to be determined as the development team is still being assembled. Using the Concurrent Versions System (CVS), developers will be able to modify the corpse to refine its function as a BSD-analogue, something made easier by the fact that both are dead. All interested developers are encouraged to contact the OSHBC project at sourceforge.net.
About Hans Bakker
Hans Bakker was a lowly BSD developer who like many sought to replace a real world life with online presence as a feeble justification that he was "doing something" about the world's dire situation. Most of his days were spent on IRC, flirting with fat girls who had once gone through a gothic phase before deciding on Lesbianism, at which point the resounding lack of attention nearly starved them. Read more at his unfinished closed-source site, http://www.hans.cx/
About Assevillers
Assevillers, France, is a small town of population 228 in the gorgeous pastel-colored French countryside. During WWII, it was home to several prostitutes who slept with occupying Germans, recognizing the dominant cocks of these very hetero warriors as the future of France, which has been a bottom since roughly AD 1250. The French people have fought many wars during that time and have won none of them, distinguishing themselves primarily by near-instant surrender followed by incessant complaining, causing many to hypothesize that they are indeed the Lost Tribe of Israel.
For more information about Assevillers, consult the man page at http://city.lesvilles.org/picardie/somme/asseville rs/.
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GNAA introduces first open-source corpse
GNAA introduces first open-source corpse
GNAP [Gay Nigger Associated Press], ASSEVILLERS, FRANCE - In a move that is sure to redefine the open source community of the future, Gay Nigger Association of America (GNAA) introduced the first open source corpse after the untimely death of Hans Bakker.
Bakker, a developer for the OpenBSD project, which preceded him in death, was travelling back to Paris after the SANE conference. Unfortunately, known hippie and NAMBLA member Richard Stallman had been dropped off at his hotel and was not in the car when a truck made the first contribution to Bakker's corpse's CVS by merging into it at high speed. Bakker's death was confirmed immediately via IRC by his virtual girlfriend.
The instant the opened skull was declared in the public domain, GNAA member Gary Niger annointed it with Holy Gay Nigger Seed to ensure a smooth passage into the afterlife and robust continued development. Thrusting rhythmically into the still-warm and pulsing brain of the dying man, Gary shouted "FUCK BSD; BSD IS DYING; BSD SUCKS; BSD IS DEAD TO ME; BSD DID WTC LOL" before exploding in orgasmic waves of pleasure as the sensitive nerves at the tip of his penis made contact with Bakker's last semi-conscious thoughts.
Associated bacteria immediately lined up to make their contributions, as did several nearby flies hoping to raise families of open source maggots. However, CmdrTaco of Slashdot, a known scene gadfly and AZT addict, flopped heavily into the area while loudly proclaiming first dibs on the rectum. In response, #GNAA attendee GasJews challenged him. "Tell that fag CmdrTaco that I've got first dibs on this dead anus," he said, "and that I'm going to beat him down, then fuck him tenderly all night long," said GasJews, liberally spraying Holy Gay Nigger Seed over the EMS personnel and local French police, who were delighted.
Since the 1990s, open source has been a popular way of developing free software for the general public, maintained by teams of pimply nerds with angst at their utter uselessness outside of the imaginary world of computers and networks. Much like a religion, it requires absolute obedience to its concept and encourages contributors to vehemently rail against any software which actually functions, including Microsoft(tm)'s popular Windows operating system.
The future of Open Source Hans Baker Corpse (OSHBC) remains to be determined as the development team is still being assembled. Using the Concurrent Versions System (CVS), developers will be able to modify the corpse to refine its function as a BSD-analogue, something made easier by the fact that both are dead. All interested developers are encouraged to contact the OSHBC project at sourceforge.net.
About Hans Bakker
Hans Bakker was a lowly BSD developer who like many sought to replace a real world life with online presence as a feeble justification that he was "doing something" about the world's dire situation. Most of his days were spent on IRC, flirting with fat girls who had once gone through a gothic phase before deciding on Lesbianism, at which point the resounding lack of attention nearly starved them. Read more at his unfinished closed-source site, http://www.hans.cx/
About Assevillers
Assevillers, France, is a small town of population 228 in the gorgeous pastel-colored French countryside. During WWII, it was home to several prostitutes who slept with occupying Germans, recognizing the dominant cocks of these very hetero warriors as the future of France, which has been a bottom since roughly AD 1250. The French people have fought many wars during that time and have won none of them, distinguishing themselves primarily by near-instant surrender followed by incessant complaining, causing many to hypothesize that they are indeed the Lost Tribe of Israel.
For more information about Assevillers, consult the man page at http://city.lesvilles.org/picardie/somme/asseville rs/.
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Imagine that you are from a fanatical racist cult that has lost one war
and plans to come back again and fulfill your fanatical aims. Your goal
is to seize power, smash your enemies and to kill every Jew on earth.
Last names are unreliable. To get a list of every Jew on earth, you
need to use the Internet to get them to sign up for something every
Jew needs, like an Internet dating service.
Recently, the joint ADL-ATF investigative team took a closer look
at JDATE.COM after rumors of a neo-Nazi connection. The shocking
results of our study confirm the worst fears of the Jewish
community: JDATE.COM is a Nazi site designed to collect names
for the next Holocaust!
JDATE is owned by:
Matchnet PLC
8383 Wilshire Blvd 800
Beverly Hills, CA 90211
Phone: 3238363000
Fax: 3238363333
Quick research in the corporate registry of America revealed that
Matchnet's shareholders include Reinhard Ebert and Maximilian
Himmler, grandson of Heinrich Himmler, the feared SS exterminator.
More disturbing, several other shareholders were "shadow companies"
in Western Germany for whom addresses and phone numbers lead to
dead ends.
This is called a "dead man corporation" because it is owned by people
who don't actually exist!
Reinhart Ebert, aka Richard Albert, is a former "enforcer" for the
German National Democratic Party, or NPD, which is essentially the
continuation of the German National Socialists from WWII! He created
"Project Trojan" which uses NORMAL WEBSITES to lure Jews to their
untimely deaths!
Maximilian Himmler, son of Josef Himmler, son of Heinrich Himmler,
feared leader of the SS Einsatzgruppen who exterminated over SIX
MILLION JEWS in Europe, is alive because his father fled to Brazil
after the war. He has made speeches at NPD meetings including the
chilling line, "...and we must continue the work of our forefathers
in removing PARASITES from the white world."
Don't be fooled by JDATE.COM!
Don't visit JDATE.COM!
Never give your information to JDATE.COM!
Maximilian Himmler's "Anti-Semitism Portal" website:
http://kikes.info
Reinhard Ebert's "German Nationalism" including "Project Trojan":
http://www.lostcluster.info
Never give your information to JDATE.COM!
For more information, contact the ADL Public Safety Initiative
at 202-857-6533 or www.adl.org on the Internet.
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