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  1. Re:Replication? Clustering? on 'Most Important Ever' MySQL Reaches Beta · · Score: -1

    I can replicate and cluster, but it hasn't helped me with women yet... maybe I should get out my "most important man ever" tshirt...

  2. blackjack! on High School Kids Beat MIT at Robotics Competition · · Score: -1
    Wow a whole new twist on the MIT blackjack scam.. now we can use underage kids! They wouldn't dare beat them into submission in some back room of a skanky casino...

    would they?

  3. gameplan on What's Next At Apple · · Score: -1
    1. come up with product that does something really mundane (like play music!)

    2. package in simple white box with smooth edges

    3. throw in a couple of glowing buttons (let user pick color!)

    4. ???

    5. PROFIT!!

  4. another experiment on Evolving Lego Mindstorms · · Score: -1
    and with even less effort, you can use legos to model how much *less* sex you'll be getting after spending all your time playing with legos...

    oh crap my Transformers collection is allready currently busy modeling that... *ughg*

  5. Re:First soft tissue find? on Scientists Find Soft Tissue in T-Rex Fossil · · Score: -1
    From the f*cking article:

    "Preservation of this extent, where you still have this flexibility and transparency, has never been seen in a dinosaur before." Feathers, hair and fossilized egg contents yes, but not truly soft tissue."

  6. *breaking story* on Scientists Find Soft Tissue in T-Rex Fossil · · Score: -1

    scientists find cardboard box and a pink slip as well... more on the evening news.

  7. wtf? on "English" Not Threatened By Webspeak · · Score: -1
    i disagree, I have constantly caught myself thinking "LOL" upon hearing something funny in person. So far I have not actually said "LOL" outloud.. but I've been pretty damn close.

    I guess this could be affecting my relationships.. but then again, my "WYSIWYG" pickup line has ALL the ladies thirstin for more...

  8. Re:a music revolution.. on Re-Imagining Apple · · Score: -1
    that sounds mysterious and fantastic!!

    *eyes glaze over*

    I'll buy 4 as long as you promise me a shiny white case and at least 1 glowy button...

  9. Re:a music revolution.. on Re-Imagining Apple · · Score: -1, Funny

    oh.. and we could call it the Ipod "Hustle"

  10. a music revolution.. on Re-Imagining Apple · · Score: 5, Funny
    i vote for a new ipod, that not only has no screen, and less storage space, but also no controls at all.. it holds 5 songs, just turns on and off at will, and plays whatever the hell it wants at random...

    but damn it would be the same size as a chiclet and only cost $75...

    Mines on preorder as we speak...

  11. dating theory on Regular Expression Recipes · · Score: -1

    I tried using regular expressions to figure out my girlfriend, she then tried dating regular guys.

  12. patent pending... on Wooden-Cased Computers, Small and Extra-Large · · Score: -1

    News flash: M$ claims prior art of the "mahogany click". Threatens BSOFD (blue screen of fiery death) if not turned over immediately. (open source trees are evil)

  13. * excellent * on Build Your Own Cell tower · · Score: 5, Funny

    now I can have fake "cell phone" conversations with my "girlfriend" on my own network, with no chance of that phone ringing halfway through to give me away...

  14. Re:Different AC but.... on Australian P2P Sites Disappear Overnight · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    my karma? ohhh my karma, that /. rating I don't give a sh*t about... gee you really called me out on that one. But in the interest of saving time, let me polish your ego so we can all move on.. my jokes are not funny, yours are witty and insightful, you are great, I am not funny and a dumbass, your karma rules, mine is in the toilet, yay you, i suck. I think I'll go outside now and cry a little. If you are allowed to leave mommys basement, I suggest you do the same.

  15. Re:obligatory... on Australian P2P Sites Disappear Overnight · · Score: -1, Flamebait
    At best irritating? At best irritating?

    Well you may be right, but I'm happy with that. And you apparently are happy with anonymously posting comments that make others feel smaller and make you forget about your tiny un-used penis for a few brief moments. Lighten up. Things get better, I mean someday you'll save up enough to pay for it.

  16. Re:obligatory... on Australian P2P Sites Disappear Overnight · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    gee I didn't realize I had to run my idiotic quotes through the slashdot "quote suck" check... I guess I should have though, what with all the quality posts that come through here... ;-/

  17. obligatory... on Australian P2P Sites Disappear Overnight · · Score: -1, Redundant

    Maybe a dingo ate your P2P baby... or Throw another P2P on the barby!

  18. found a bug allready... on Yahoo's Y!Q Contextual Search Beta · · Score: 0

    turns out when you click the link to use this, and then close the window, try to "Back" up, and apparently the first backup click is backing out of the dynamic window you saw when you used the new feature... it now requires TWO clicks to go back... seems like a trick to me... QUICK HONEY! FETCH MY TINFOIL HAT!!

  19. Re:Prioities priorities... on U.S. Kids Don't Understand First Amendment · · Score: 0

    Now ask the two groups about pickup lines and getting laid, and your average high school kid is going to launch into a 3 hour diatribe. Your average /.er is going to say "Huh? Is that a new linux distro?"

  20. Prioities priorities... on U.S. Kids Don't Understand First Amendment · · Score: 0

    ask any one of them students what birth control, stds and sex are all about, and they can probably mop the floor with your average /. crowd.

  21. Re:why i still use opera on Firefox In Print · · Score: 0
    I'm running firefox with both of those features available.

    I believe the extensions are called "SessionSaver" (fully configurable to remember all tabs and websites, as well as positionally where you were on each page).

    The other is called "Clone Window" which creates new tabs and not new windows when pressing cntl+N or clicking on links I believe.

  22. In other news... on China Bans Game Recognizing Taiwan Independence · · Score: 0
    South central Los Angeles has banned copies of "Grand Theft Auto San Andreas" as depicting their ganstas as "more hardcore" than theirs...

  23. SanFrancisco to do this as well... on Taipei to Cloak City in World's Largest Wi-Fi Grid · · Score: 0
    I submitted an article a while back that was rejected, but heres a link to it again that explains SFs plan to do something similar to this as well...

    http://www.cnn.com/2004/TECH/internet/10/22/san.fr ancisco.reut/

  24. oh no!! on Automatic Scanning for Cameras in Theaters · · Score: 0

    as long as they don't find my well place toilet voyeur cams i'll be okay with this! So does this mean popcorn and soda will now be $15 a pop instead of just $5??

  25. doesnt really give me... on So, Who Wrote Sobig? · · Score: 0
    the warm and fuzzies.. i clicked the link to the PDF off of the website and my damn Acrobat threw an ugly error and then froze my browser.. lol, hmmm, maybe the russian figured posting on /. was the only true way to get SOBIG back into circulation...

    Am I the only one that has the heeby-jeebies about clicking on this stuff from a GEOCITIES or TRIPOD account??