Snickers wins on total carbs, calories, and sodium. The difference in nutrition is VERY small - moderately higher fat, lower protein, moderately higher sugar content.
If you're the same asshat whom I had this argument about the Snickers Diet, your contention was TWO Snickers versus ONE Power Ball (or Cliff Bar). Having two Snickers is worse than a Fiber One and Power Bar together.
You claimed 5 bars a week upthread. Are you a liar?
This is in reference to the shipment I got, which was Fiber One bars. I eat five of those each week. I also eat five of a different kind, either Cliff or Power, each week. That's a total of ten bars per week.
But I know, I know - you don't want to actually THINK about what you're eating - you've convinced yourself you're happy being fat.
I know exactly what I'm eating. You don't. If I told you the rest of my diet, you still will scream shit. I've had these arguments with the fitness nuts at work all the time. They're not interested in helping me get healthy. They just want to be self-righteous assholes.
Co-workers had the shipper fill my entire cube so I couldn't get to my desk.
At one job I worked at, management taped up the opening to a supervisor's cube and filled it up with packing popcorn (~384 cubic feet). The HR woman gave the supervisor a bag of microwaved popcorn and wished him a happy birthday when he came in the next morning. He spilled his popcorn when he saw his cube. Took him four days to dig it out.
It didn't impact you, and yet you say "no thanks" to using their service over a non-issue?
I take public transit. What I ordered fit inside my backpack. I'm not going to carry an oversized box on the train, especially when that box was nothing but packing paper.
The only thing that is a bigger joke than an A+ certification is a school which offers training courses for the A+ calling itself a "college."
Community colleges are more vocational-oriented in their missions. The one I attended had networking classes for the CCNA exam and those often had waiting lists for the waiting lists. That is until healthcare became the new money major after the dot com bust. The classes were cancelled after everyone and their grandparents switched to healthcare.
[...] 16 weeks of hands-on work is far more than sufficient to pass that exam.
48 course hours vs. 640 work hours. That's a bit lacking. I had the required two years of work experience when I took the A+ and Network+ exams back to back.
I guess you've not ordered from Amazon very much, because they have the exact same issue - small items in absurdly large boxes.
My problem with Amazon is that they send six items in six boxes. Never mind that I selected the "group everything together" checkbox on the order form.
Were these special granola bars? Some that are not available in-store? Or do you simply not have a Wal-Mart in your town? Is the FedEx store closer than your home? FedEx offers home delivery now.
Walmart had better prices on these granola bars. There are no one Walmart stores that are conveniently near me. The FedEx store is located downtown where I get my groceries and haircuts. Any package delivered to my apartment doorstep would walk.
Like: why did you order granola bars from Walmart and have it shipped to Fedex and THEN complain about the excessive packaging?
I qualified for free shipping. Walmart sent it FedEx (their choice). I wasn't expecting a big box for something that they previously shipped in a smaller box.
If you are worried about the environment why not just to the local grocery?
Walmart has better prices. I used to order these from Amazon before I figured out that the third-party store ordered them from Walmart and charged me an extra $0.50 per box.
Did you step forward and admit it was a bonehead thing to do, considering the importance of your imaginary legacy of stories that no one reads?
I didn't think Slashdot was relevant to my personal brand. So I continued to use my user account from 18+ years ago. However, you asshats have shown me the errors of my way and I now see $$$ that I haven't seen before. Commenting daily on Slashdot is now part of my regular routine. Thank you.
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Your neck is a larger diameter than your head.
You're confusing my jowls with my neck. There's no fat on the back of my neck.
Snickers wins on total carbs, calories, and sodium. The difference in nutrition is VERY small - moderately higher fat, lower protein, moderately higher sugar content.
If you're the same asshat whom I had this argument about the Snickers Diet, your contention was TWO Snickers versus ONE Power Ball (or Cliff Bar). Having two Snickers is worse than a Fiber One and Power Bar together.
You claimed 5 bars a week upthread. Are you a liar?
This is in reference to the shipment I got, which was Fiber One bars. I eat five of those each week. I also eat five of a different kind, either Cliff or Power, each week. That's a total of ten bars per week.
Another weekend of videos explaining what this mean for the YouTube community.
But I know, I know - you don't want to actually THINK about what you're eating - you've convinced yourself you're happy being fat.
I know exactly what I'm eating. You don't. If I told you the rest of my diet, you still will scream shit. I've had these arguments with the fitness nuts at work all the time. They're not interested in helping me get healthy. They just want to be self-righteous assholes.
Above, you claimed "only 5 granola bars per week." So, you eat 5 Fiber One, 5 Power bars, and 5 "granola bars" per week?
I use "granola bars" as a catchall category for Fiber One, Cliff Bar and Power Bars. I only eat ten bars each week.
You'd be better served eating that every morning, [...]
Two eggs a week is enough for me.
I have looked at the labels - any of those bars are substantially the same as a snicker's bar, nutritionally.
Then you need reading glasses.
Your fat sticks out 90 degrees sideways above and below the waist. That's because the elastic is far too small.
For something "far too small," it's a comfortable fit. I prefer not to have my shorts drop when I'm working out.
Co-workers had the shipper fill my entire cube so I couldn't get to my desk.
At one job I worked at, management taped up the opening to a supervisor's cube and filled it up with packing popcorn (~384 cubic feet). The HR woman gave the supervisor a bag of microwaved popcorn and wished him a happy birthday when he came in the next morning. He spilled his popcorn when he saw his cube. Took him four days to dig it out.
looking at that picture, delusions aren't the only things about to pop. those biceps, /swoon.
It's one of the reasons why I don't post naked pictures of myself. Fat porn is hugely popular on Slashdot.
Maybe, maybe not. Check the amount of sugar.
I've already checked the labels.
Plus a power bar or a clif bar. Plus a fiber one bar. Don't forget those.
I only eat ten granola bars per week. This month Fiber One and Power Bar. Next month it will be Fiber One and Cliff Bar.
Eat some eggs instead.
I have a two-egg and tofu omelet each week.
Fuck, have 2 snickers bars instead of your daily allotment of 3 power/fiber/granola bars, and you'll come out ahead in taste & nutrition.
If you ever looked at the labels, the only thing healthy about the candy bar diet is lower salt intake and everything else is bad.
They're about four sizes too small.
Sorry to pop your delusions, but my waist is narrower than my shoulders. No, I'm not wearing a weight belt.
[...] wear pants that are drastically the wrong size [...]
What's wrong with the shorts?
It didn't impact you, and yet you say "no thanks" to using their service over a non-issue?
I take public transit. What I ordered fit inside my backpack. I'm not going to carry an oversized box on the train, especially when that box was nothing but packing paper.
But the bars would've been shipped in a much more efficient and environmentally friendly way if you'd bought them at a store.
For twice the price than ordering direct from Walmart.
The only thing that is a bigger joke than an A+ certification is a school which offers training courses for the A+ calling itself a "college."
Community colleges are more vocational-oriented in their missions. The one I attended had networking classes for the CCNA exam and those often had waiting lists for the waiting lists. That is until healthcare became the new money major after the dot com bust. The classes were cancelled after everyone and their grandparents switched to healthcare.
[...] 16 weeks of hands-on work is far more than sufficient to pass that exam.
48 course hours vs. 640 work hours. That's a bit lacking. I had the required two years of work experience when I took the A+ and Network+ exams back to back.
Something rotten is going on in Denmark.
So what is the complaint here?
Oversized box.
Did you think shipping boxes of granola bars to a store to a Fedex store in a truck was environmentally friendly or something?
The granola bars would have gotten shipped by truck no matter what carrier Walmart selected for free shipping.
I guess you've not ordered from Amazon very much, because they have the exact same issue - small items in absurdly large boxes.
My problem with Amazon is that they send six items in six boxes. Never mind that I selected the "group everything together" checkbox on the order form.
Were these special granola bars? Some that are not available in-store? Or do you simply not have a Wal-Mart in your town? Is the FedEx store closer than your home? FedEx offers home delivery now.
Walmart had better prices on these granola bars. There are no one Walmart stores that are conveniently near me. The FedEx store is located downtown where I get my groceries and haircuts. Any package delivered to my apartment doorstep would walk.
Like: why did you order granola bars from Walmart and have it shipped to Fedex and THEN complain about the excessive packaging?
I qualified for free shipping. Walmart sent it FedEx (their choice). I wasn't expecting a big box for something that they previously shipped in a smaller box.
If you are worried about the environment why not just to the local grocery?
Walmart has better prices. I used to order these from Amazon before I figured out that the third-party store ordered them from Walmart and charged me an extra $0.50 per box.
You don't have any Python coding experience on your GitHub, so you're obviously lying about coding a Python script, you fat liar.
I haven't posted anything to GitHub yet. When I get done with the script, I'll post it on GitHub and submit it for consideration as Slashdot article.
Look at how much sugar is in a single granola bar.
The granola bars I eat are healthier than a Mr. Big. Besides, I don't like candy bars.
Did you step forward and admit it was a bonehead thing to do, considering the importance of your imaginary legacy of stories that no one reads?
I didn't think Slashdot was relevant to my personal brand. So I continued to use my user account from 18+ years ago. However, you asshats have shown me the errors of my way and I now see $$$ that I haven't seen before. Commenting daily on Slashdot is now part of my regular routine. Thank you.
This presents more confusing questions than the size of the delivery box...
In what way?