It's all fun and games until the land-bound female mosquitoes grow legs, increase their reproductive cycles, and size. This won't seem like such a good idea when there's millions of chihuahua sized free range mosquitoes on the lose...good lord, man, that would spawn a new reality show "The Mosquito Bandito". Oh the humanity!;-)
Don't forget the grave danger posed by paper cuts - they should ban paper too. Computers can cause eyestrain, those should probably go. Many text books are heavy and could cause injury if dropped or thrown, so those are gone. I guess the kids should all just go to individual padded cells where they listen to instructional reading piped over speakers....wait, speakers can be turned up too loud causing hearing loss......
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It's all fun and games until the land-bound female mosquitoes grow legs, increase their reproductive cycles, and size. This won't seem like such a good idea when there's millions of chihuahua sized free range mosquitoes on the lose...good lord, man, that would spawn a new reality show "The Mosquito Bandito". Oh the humanity! ;-)
Don't forget the grave danger posed by paper cuts - they should ban paper too. Computers can cause eyestrain, those should probably go. Many text books are heavy and could cause injury if dropped or thrown, so those are gone. I guess the kids should all just go to individual padded cells where they listen to instructional reading piped over speakers....wait, speakers can be turned up too loud causing hearing loss......