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  1. Re:The glories of computer managed drivetrains on Jaguar Recalls 18,000 Cars Over Major Software Fault · · Score: 1

    When the Toyota thing happened several magazines tried braking under full throttle and found it was easy - then engine hardly made a difference to stopping distances. Even with things like Dodge Vipers.

    So ... brake normally, switch the engine off when you've stopped.

  2. Re:The glories of computer managed drivetrains on Jaguar Recalls 18,000 Cars Over Major Software Fault · · Score: 1

    I haven't come to a solid conclusion about the Toyota thing, but I'm leaning to human error.

    Whether the problem was real or not: Engine < brakes

    In all tests done, the brakes were able to stop the car normally even with the engine at full power. Even in a Dodge Viper, which at least one magazine tested...

    Conclusion: Anybody who says they couldn't stop the car is either stupid or on the make.

  3. Re:Consistency on Jaguar Recalls 18,000 Cars Over Major Software Fault · · Score: 1

    I thought all cars made in the late 1970s to early 80's* were crap, everywhere in the world.

    eg. Was the 1979 Corvette any good?

    [*] Which is when the 'Jaguars break down' joke dates from.

  4. Re:My car has a fail-safe device... on Jaguar Recalls 18,000 Cars Over Major Software Fault · · Score: 1

    ie. Every car sold in the last 20 years.

  5. Re:My car has a fail-safe device... on Jaguar Recalls 18,000 Cars Over Major Software Fault · · Score: 0

    You heel/toe the brake and throttle, and the other foot on the clutch. Just takes coordination.

    Some people prefer to drive like grown-ups.

  6. Re:My car has a fail-safe device... on Jaguar Recalls 18,000 Cars Over Major Software Fault · · Score: 1

    No it isn't, it's common sense.

    It lets you take your time over it instead of driving like a boy racer.

    When I took my driving test, *any* backwards movement of the car on the hill start was grounds for a fail.

  7. Re:My car has a fail-safe device... on Jaguar Recalls 18,000 Cars Over Major Software Fault · · Score: 1

    That's exactly the problem, somebody decide automatics are 'luxury' so all the Americans instantly started demanding nothing less.

    In reality automatics are for people who can't be bothered to get involved in the interesting part of 'driving'.

  8. Re:My car has a fail-safe device... on Jaguar Recalls 18,000 Cars Over Major Software Fault · · Score: 1

    Oh you Americans... surely the enjoyment is in revving the engine a bit!

    If you want low end torque get a diesel.

    This obsession with getting low end torque from a gasoline engine is why all your vehicles get shitty mileage. It doesn't work that way...

  9. Re:Consistency on Jaguar Recalls 18,000 Cars Over Major Software Fault · · Score: 1

    You're showing your age...

  10. Re:Heavy metals? on 10-Centimeter Single-Celled Organisms Photographed 6 Miles Underwater · · Score: 1

    Generally deep sea stuff tends to explode once we bring it up due to pressure differential.

    Only if you bring it up quickly. There's no problem if you give the dissolved gases time to escape.

  11. Re:I for one on Public Supports Geo-Engineering · · Score: 1

    we're just gonna schpritz a bunch of stuff into the exosphere and create like huge levelor blinds to keep the earth cool

    You know what the scary part is...? They could make *one* movie where Bruce Willis flies up into the stratosphere and throws a couple of bags of sulfur out the window and you'd have two or three entire generations of people who think it's that simple.

  12. Re:I for one, Interesting? on Public Supports Geo-Engineering · · Score: 2

    FTA: "6.8% of the participants were excluded from the study because they appeared to have used external Internet-based sources, such as Wikipedia, to inform themselves about the survey topic."

    So....only the ignorant people were counted?

    QED.

  13. Re:What could possibly go wrong on Public Supports Geo-Engineering · · Score: 1

    The balloons are 20 km up. The space elevator is 30,000 km or so long. The first is feasible, the second requires a breakthrough or two in materials science. In any case I was responding to the wanker who thought that he was the first to consider the weight of the pipe.

    Don't forget the weight of the water inside it, did I mention that...?

  14. Re:I for one, Interesting? on Public Supports Geo-Engineering · · Score: 2

    Godddd bless them for all their self-helpful lies.

    'Surveys' can get pretty much any result you want just by wording the questions appropriately.

  15. Re:What could possibly go wrong on Public Supports Geo-Engineering · · Score: 1

    Every time the public hears a story like this they become more apathetic about global warming.

    If you can't actually build it, don't write smug little treatises about it.

  16. Re:What could possibly go wrong on Public Supports Geo-Engineering · · Score: 1

    You might suspect that if you assumed the Cambridge University scientists that proposed it were idiots.

    The people proposing the space elevator aren't idiots either, but that doesn't mean it's ever going to be practical to build it.

  17. Re:What could possibly go wrong on Public Supports Geo-Engineering · · Score: 2

    The public has made it clear they can't be bothered to do anything.

    The politicians are too spineless to mandate real changes.

    What options are left? The way I see it this is going to happen so we might as well start experimenting NOW.

    Not sure how they're going to pump water 20km up in the air though. It would need a hell of a pump and an even more hellish pipe to hold the pressure. What size balloon could even lift that much? I suspect they haven't thought their cunning plan all the way through...

  18. Re:Financial Mismanagement? on Wikileaks Suspends Publishing Of Cables Due To "Financial Blockade" · · Score: 1

    When Visa, MC, and PayPal block you, moving money internationally becomes reeeealy hard.

    Western union?

  19. Re:Virtual house dressing on Rendering Synthetic Objects Into Old Photographs · · Score: 1

    It's just you...

    Although you're right to be suspicious. Those are only the 'demo' images.

  20. Re:AmigaOS on Hyperion Promises An AmigaOS Netbook · · Score: 2

    There may well be some nostalgia-gouging going on; but low-volume PPC boards fast enough to not be a complete joke on the desktop are likely just not that cheap.

    At this point in history they should be using an emulator on standard hardware. No really.

  21. Re:AmigaOS on Hyperion Promises An AmigaOS Netbook · · Score: 1

    Last time, it used a Motorola 68000, but this time, they should have it running on the PPC.

    Later they can transition to Intel x86 and the circle will be complete.

  22. Re:A bit short sighted on Canadian Company Plans Solar-Powered Heavier-Than-Air Airships · · Score: 1

    I was thinking of the initial free-fall before the parachute opens. It'd be bit like the dropship scene in Aliens.

    (Anybody who posts the quote will be modded down...it's not clever...we all know it)

  23. Re:A bit short sighted on Canadian Company Plans Solar-Powered Heavier-Than-Air Airships · · Score: 1

    Right after I posted that I remembered about things called 'parachutes'. Surely a modern passenger airship could be fitted with a parachute system which triggers if fire is detected so you float gently to the ground.

  24. Re:Helium? on Canadian Company Plans Solar-Powered Heavier-Than-Air Airships · · Score: 1

    I'm sure we wouldn't want our mail disappearing in a high-pitched 'pop'! And I wouldn't really want to be under the large containers as they crash down to earth.

    There's actually an invention called a 'parchute'...

  25. Re:Just what the world needs... on Canadian Company Plans Solar-Powered Heavier-Than-Air Airships · · Score: 1

    Um, no. None of those things are bullshit.