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Jaguar Recalls 18,000 Cars Over Major Software Fault

DMandPenfold writes with this excerpt from ComputerWorld UK "Jaguar has recalled nearly 18,000 X-type cars after it discovered a major software fault, which meant drivers might not be able to turn off cruise control. The problem lies with engine management control software developed in-house by Jaguar. The problematic software is only installed on diesel engine X-Types, which were all produced between 2006 and 2010. Some 17,678 vehicles have been recalled, as a result of the potentially dangerous problem. If the fault occurs, cruise control can only be disabled by turning of the ignition while driving — which would mean a loss of some control and in many cars also disables power steering. Braking or pressing the cancel button will not work. 'Jaguar has identified that should an error with certain interfacing systems be detected the cruise control system will be disabled and an error message displayed to the driver on the instrument cluster,' the company said in a statement."

356 comments

  1. My car has a fail-safe device... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ... to disconnect the engine from the drive wheels.

    It's called a clutch. You should have one on your car.

    In addition to the safety issue, a clutch is cheaper, lighter, more reliable, has better performance & fuel economy and gives you more control over your vehicle.

    Next time you buy a car, ask for one with a clutch.

    1. Re:My car has a fail-safe device... by CaptSlaq · · Score: 2, Interesting

      That third pedal is getting harder and harder to find these days. On anything, at least in the US. I think I can count on one hand the number of friends that I have that currently own a car with an actual clutch that's not a computer controlled dual clutch setup.

      Also, with the improvements made in the dual clutch setups and slushbox efficiency, the maintenance and skill demand of that third pedal is waning quickly. There will always be purists who search it out, but we'll be paying a premium for it.

    2. Re:My car has a fail-safe device... by ArAgost · · Score: 1

      While that may save your life in such a circumstance, if the cruise control fails to disengage, he won't be happy with the speed decreasing; I hope their feedback control is saner than the rest of the software, but you might end having the machine revving up like crazy by itself, still not good.

    3. Re:My car has a fail-safe device... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

      It's still the other way around in a substantial part of the rest of the planet. In Europe for example, it's only by special request that you get an automatic. By default all cars I've seen on a dealer lot in every country in Europe I've been to are manual shift. Some automatics are available, but they are certainly not common. I see the same when I am in Africa... almost all cars/trucks are manual shift.

    4. Re:My car has a fail-safe device... by CanHasDIY · · Score: 1

      "Back in the Day," Automatics were an option on American cars, too. Nowadays, we pay a premium for the old-fashioned gearbox, which I (as a gearhead) find particularly odd and disturbing...

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    5. Re:My car has a fail-safe device... by WillAdams · · Score: 1

      Not if you're buying a Lamborghini:

      http://usa.indiandrives.com/lamborghini-to-discontinue-use-of-manual-transmission.html

      (an apparently some other makes)

      I'd also be curious as to how one is going to make a stick-shift hybrid.

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    6. Re:My car has a fail-safe device... by SenseiLeNoir · · Score: 1

      This is the Jaguar X-Type Diesel, which if I am right was until 2008, always manual, and has a clutch. (I know, because I had one of those)

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    7. Re:My car has a fail-safe device... by squizzar · · Score: 1

      You usually have a switch on the clutch as well as the brakes to disable cruise control. I have found on at least one car (vauxhall/opel corsa) that if you knock it out of gear the cruise control doesn't realise and starts increasing revs - I didn't wait to see how far it would go... For all manual cars the system should expect a correlation between road speed and engine revs (gear ratios are fixed after all) and disable the cruise control and flag a fault if this is not the case.

    8. Re:My car has a fail-safe device... by FatLittleMonkey · · Score: 1

      Nowadays, we pay a premium for the old-fashioned gearbox, which I (as a gearhead) find particularly odd and disturbing...

      Why "odd"? If I make 100,000 cars of a model type. 85,000 regular automaticss. 10,000 luxury automatics, with pseudo-manual "Tiptronic". 3,000 sports models, also with pseudo-manual. And 2,000 conventional manuals. Why would you expect a system developed solely for a 2,000-car range to be cheaper than one developed for a 70,000-car range?

      I suspect, eventually, it will be cheaper to put a drive-by-wire pretend clutch-pedal connected to that pseudo-manual automatic, rather than develop a real manual gearbox and clutch for the handful of people who insist on a third pedal.

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    9. Re:My car has a fail-safe device... by sjames · · Score: 1

      That's the thing. In theory, there's a rev limiter that will keep the engine from damaging itself. On the other hand, in theory, the cruise control will disengage when you brake or hit cancel. OOPS.

    10. Re:My car has a fail-safe device... by hcpxvi · · Score: 2

      Not only that, but manual transmission cars sold in the US often have the bizzare feature that the headlights go off if you put the handbrake on. How are you supposed to do a hill start in the dark, for goodness' sake?

    11. Re:My car has a fail-safe device... by bluefoxlucid · · Score: 1

      ... why are you using the handbrake for that?

    12. Re:My car has a fail-safe device... by ceoyoyo · · Score: 1

      Yes, because people who can barely drive as it is should get a car where they have to worry about coordinated action of ANOTHER limb, in order to avoid an extremely rare fault.

      Oh, and automatics have an even more reliable engine power cutoff - pushing the shifter forward to the stop will put the transmission in neutral... And it will stay there.

    13. Re:My car has a fail-safe device... by trum4n · · Score: 1

      The Honda CRz is a manual hybrid. The electric motor simply adds torque/hp to the gas one. It is declutched just the same as the gas.

    14. Re:My car has a fail-safe device... by trum4n · · Score: 1

      Stop using the auto headlamps, and turn them on yourself, Problem solved.

    15. Re:My car has a fail-safe device... by CaptSlaq · · Score: 1

      "Clutch by wire" won't happen or already is, depending on how you look at it. I predict that all of these options will be replaced by a CVT or a dual clutch setup at some point on most mainstream vehicles. A computer controlled dual clutch setup gives most of the sporting aspects that those with sporting aspirations wish for, but can be computer controlled for those who wish an automatic.

    16. Re:My car has a fail-safe device... by Amouth · · Score: 1

      if you except a drive by wire*(excluding good old steel cable) clutch - then you are not one of the people looking for the third pedal

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    17. Re:My car has a fail-safe device... by Arlet · · Score: 3, Informative

      1. Apply handbrake while keeping clutch pushed in.
      2. Move foot from brake pedal to accelerator.
      3. Slowly release hand brake while simultaneously easing off the clutch, and pushing the accelerator.

      Without a hand brake, you'd start rolling backwards if the hill is too steep.

      On a more gradual slope, you don't need the hand brake. Just release the clutch enough that you can let go off the foot brake.

    18. Re:My car has a fail-safe device... by CanHasDIY · · Score: 1

      Nowadays, we pay a premium for the old-fashioned gearbox, which I (as a gearhead) find particularly odd and disturbing...

      Why "odd"?

      For starters... 'cause I'm old skool, dammit!

      Seriously, though, I fully comprehend the economic theory that increasing production of a certain product decreases costs, but automatic transmissions are far more complex than standard gearboxes, and thus cost more to manufacture regardless of output rates.

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    19. Re:My car has a fail-safe device... by Amouth · · Score: 1

      it's easier for people who don't heel/toe well

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    20. Re:My car has a fail-safe device... by CaptSlaq · · Score: 1

      Probably the same way Lamborghini is handling it: A dual clutch transmission.

    21. Re:My car has a fail-safe device... by Amouth · · Score: 1

      most cars do not have a rev limiter that is exists before the natural one of something failing..

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    22. Re:My car has a fail-safe device... by mehrotra.akash · · Score: 1

      If you think manual transmission makes people drive well, pleeeeease visit India
      Everyone has excellent control over the cars, but road sense is a different story

    23. Re:My car has a fail-safe device... by mehrotra.akash · · Score: 1

      Even here in India, automatics are reserved almost exclusively for the luxury segment

    24. Re:My car has a fail-safe device... by bluefoxlucid · · Score: 1

      My foot starts on the brake, and on the clutch. I move my foot from the brake to the gas as I engage the clutch, which holds the car steady (you can stand on a hill this way, but it will wear your clutch). In less than one second, power is smoothly applied as I finish engaging the clutch.

    25. Re:My car has a fail-safe device... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Not only that, but manual transmission cars sold in the US often have the bizzare feature that the headlights go off if you put the handbrake on.

      That's odd - the two manual cars I've owned don't do that. On mine the auto headlights come on (if it's dark) when I start the car, and they turn off when I turn the car off.

      What car(s) have this bizarre feature?

    26. Re:My car has a fail-safe device... by sjames · · Score: 1

      Actually, newer ones with full digital engine management tend to.

    27. Re:My car has a fail-safe device... by ShavedOrangutan · · Score: 1

      I searched far and wide and found a modern pickup truck with a manual transmission.

      It is very disappointing.

      The modern all aluminum overhead cam engine has no low end torque. That makes a huge difference in the enjoyment of rowing your own gears. My previous vehicles had old American push rod V8's that put out peak torque right off idle.

      Oh how I wish I could buy a compact 4x4 pickup with a diesel engine and a manual transmission.

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    28. Re:My car has a fail-safe device... by OldeTimeGeek · · Score: 1

      Yeah, because the ability to drive has everything to do with knowing how to use a clutch.

    29. Re:My car has a fail-safe device... by Arlet · · Score: 1

      Yes, that's what I said will work on a gradual incline. If the hill is steep, you cannot hold the car with the clutch alone, but you'll need some extra gas as well. At least with gasoline cars. Diesels have much more torque, so you can start them on a steeper incline with clutch alone.

      Of course, you could still do it quickly, and you'll only roll back a little bit, but that's considered bad style, and could be hazardous if someone is behind you. Where I live, starting on a hill is part of the driver's test, and you get points deducted for rolling back during the process.

    30. Re:My car has a fail-safe device... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That's what he called a gradual slope. On a steep hill, you need to use a brake at the same time as the gas pedal because just using the clutch will not be enough to keep the car from rolling backwards. Most people don't have three feet. That's where the handbrake comes in. Yes, stopping and starting on a steep hill was part of my driving lessons.

    31. Re:My car has a fail-safe device... by Plunky · · Score: 1

      Further to this, I only ever saw one manual drive car made in the USA and it would not even start the engine unless you put your foot on the clutch. I was told this was standard for manual drive (but I've lived most of my life in Europe and never heard of such a crazy thing) to stop you starting up in gear.

    32. Re:My car has a fail-safe device... by danomac · · Score: 1

      I've been driving manual cars/trucks for 20 years and I've never had to do what you describe. We have some very hilly areas around here...

      I'd wager if you had to do that you should be driving an automatic.

      Come to think of it, if you take a driving test with a manual car and do that you'd probably rack up demerits here... (not in Europe)

    33. Re:My car has a fail-safe device... by Brett+Buck · · Score: 1

      Huh? I have been driving manual transmission cars in the USA for about 40 years and I have never once seen that "feature". In fact it appears that this would not even be legal, since you have to be able to turn on your headlights while parked.

        And why do you need the emergency brake to start on a hill? Can't you coordinate your heel/toe and the clutch properly? I have driven quite successfully, many times, through one of the hilliest cities in the world - San Francisco - with absolutely no need for the emergency brake to hold me (and no, I didn't burn my clutch holding it that way). You heel/toe the brake and throttle, and the other foot on the clutch. Just takes coordination.

              Brett

    34. Re:My car has a fail-safe device... by Arlet · · Score: 1

      I'd wager if you had to do that you should be driving an automatic.

      Not really. I guess it depends on the car. If you have plenty of torque, you can do a lot with just the clutch. In Europe, engines are typically smaller and only have 4 cylinders. Gasoline engines are quite eager to stall at low RPMs.

    35. Re:My car has a fail-safe device... by bluefoxlucid · · Score: 1

      I've done it on a steep hill (standing to pedal on 700c x 32 wheels with 30 teeth up front and 32 in the back, and still struggling). My Mazda3 can do it, though I haven't tried to stand on my clutch. I move from the brake to the gas smoothly. There's no rollback.

    36. Re:My car has a fail-safe device... by shutdown+-p+now · · Score: 1

      I've being taught to drive the stick in my home country, and doing what GP described was a required exercise in the road exam.

    37. Re:My car has a fail-safe device... by MichaelJ · · Score: 1

      Get a modern manual transmission that has a hill-holder clutch.

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    38. Re:My car has a fail-safe device... by shutdown+-p+now · · Score: 1

      My car has a fail-safe device... to disconnect the engine from the drive wheels. It's called a clutch. You should have one on your car.

      I do have a similar thing in my auto transmission car - it's marked "N".

      It doesn't make me look all macho in a dick-measuring contest the way stick does, though. Such a pity.

    39. Re:My car has a fail-safe device... by Joce640k · · Score: 1

      Oh you Americans... surely the enjoyment is in revving the engine a bit!

      If you want low end torque get a diesel.

      This obsession with getting low end torque from a gasoline engine is why all your vehicles get shitty mileage. It doesn't work that way...

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    40. Re:My car has a fail-safe device... by Joce640k · · Score: 1

      That's exactly the problem, somebody decide automatics are 'luxury' so all the Americans instantly started demanding nothing less.

      In reality automatics are for people who can't be bothered to get involved in the interesting part of 'driving'.

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    41. Re:My car has a fail-safe device... by tompaulco · · Score: 1

      I'd wager if you had to do that you should be driving an automatic.
      I'd wager that if the hill was steep enough that an experienced manual driver was worried about rolling back then the automatic transmission will probably do the same thing.

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    42. Re:My car has a fail-safe device... by cayenne8 · · Score: 1

      Not only that, but manual transmission cars sold in the US often have the bizzare feature that the headlights go off if you put the handbrake on. How are you supposed to do a hill start in the dark, for goodness' sake?

      What car(s) have you seen this behavior on???

      This is the first I've every heard of this.

      I didn't see it on my Vette (6speed) nor a fairly recent mazdaspeed miata....

      Can you give links or cite models you've seen this on??

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    43. Re:My car has a fail-safe device... by cayenne8 · · Score: 1

      If you think manual transmission makes people drive well,

      Well...having to shift DOES kinda help keep one awake and more alert when driving home after drinking a few....

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    44. Re:My car has a fail-safe device... by Joce640k · · Score: 1

      No it isn't, it's common sense.

      It lets you take your time over it instead of driving like a boy racer.

      When I took my driving test, *any* backwards movement of the car on the hill start was grounds for a fail.

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    45. Re:My car has a fail-safe device... by Ogi_UnixNut · · Score: 1

      Jaguar's have always had automatic gearboxes only, at least as long as I remember. I know the reason I never would buy any of their sport models is because they only have an auto option. The only exception I know of was the "XKR-R" which was cooked up by their engineers in their spare time, and was never actually made.

    46. Re:My car has a fail-safe device... by Joce640k · · Score: 0

      You heel/toe the brake and throttle, and the other foot on the clutch. Just takes coordination.

      Some people prefer to drive like grown-ups.

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    47. Re:My car has a fail-safe device... by Joce640k · · Score: 1

      ie. Every car sold in the last 20 years.

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    48. Re:My car has a fail-safe device... by MachDelta · · Score: 1

      Actually, I remember reading somewhere that, according to the head of BMW's M division, there is more demand for a row-your-own M5 in the US than in Europe. Apparently the dual-clutch "manumatics" are really popular across the pond.

    49. Re:My car has a fail-safe device... by jschen · · Score: 1

      Left foot on clutch. Left side of right foot on brake pedal. Right side of right foot partial throttle. Let off clutch pedal far enough for the clutch to bite and transmit enough power to have the car straining forward just a bit. Roll right foot gradually off the brakes and onto the gas while continuing to let off the clutch. With just a little practice, you can pull this off with _zero_ backward rolling. You can do it quickly to get a fast start, or slowly to get a nice slow roll.

    50. Re:My car has a fail-safe device... by FatLittleMonkey · · Score: 1

      You're also modifying the car/cabin itself to fit the linkages and physical requirements of the extra peddle and conventional gear-stick. Essentially the manual version is more like a modified custom car (much more so that the "sports" model, which probably sells in higher numbers anyway.)

      And it will only get worse. Like I said, it is probably already cheaper and easier to fit a fake third pedal that to do all the redesign necessary for a real clutch and manual gearbox.

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    51. Re:My car has a fail-safe device... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Or they just have other interests. This romanticizing of manual transmissions is the dumbest shit in all of the civilized world.

    52. Re:My car has a fail-safe device... by sexconker · · Score: 0

      ... to disconnect the engine from the drive wheels.

      It's called a clutch. You should have one on your car.

      In addition to the safety issue, a clutch is cheaper, lighter, more reliable, has better performance & fuel economy and gives you more control over your vehicle.

      Next time you buy a car, ask for one with a clutch.

      A few decades ago you may have had a point. But guess what - an automatic transmission is smarter and better than anything you as a meatbag can do.
      You may have more direct control over your transmission, but you're shit compared to a machine. It's the same mentality as people who are against anti lock brakes. Or people who hate fuel injectors and want carburetors. Or people who demand to crank their engine manually.

      Any automatic transmission can disconnect the engine from the drive wheels by shifting into neutral or park (go to neutral so you keep power steering). There is no safety issue.
      A manual transmission is by no means more reliable (indeed, it is subject to idiots manually wrecking shit up), and in many cases is not even cheaper any more.
      Performance and fuel economy benefits are slim at best, and are typically only there because manual transmissions are more finely tuned, and often have an extra gear vs the automatic counterpart, specifically in order to sell to gearheads.

    53. Re:My car has a fail-safe device... by sexconker · · Score: 2

      It's called daylight running lights.
      Headlights are basically on all the time.
      It's stupid.

      Putting the hand brake up one click disables the feature.
      Hollywood uses this trick all the time to ensure daytime scenes aren't littered with stupid out-of-place headlights.

    54. Re:My car has a fail-safe device... by fotoflojoe · · Score: 1

      Agreed. That third pedal is moving rapidly from being a "cheaper alternative" to being a "premium, added-cost sports option". At least that seems to be the case in the United States anyway. YMMV, quite literally.

    55. Re:My car has a fail-safe device... by Amouth · · Score: 1

      hand breaking a hill start on a rear wheel drive sounds more like eating a clutch for reason, than "common sense"

      to each's own but you don't have to use a hand break to have no backwards movement on a hill start.

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    56. Re:My car has a fail-safe device... by Duhavid · · Score: 2

      I have to assume you have no real idea what benefits there are to a manual transmission ( or even what the real differences are ), or the whole idea of putting a fake pedal on the floor would *never* have occurred to you.

      And cars have been designed to accommodate both an automatic and a manual since time out of mind, so, no there would be no modifications, and the car would not be a modified custom car.

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    57. Re:My car has a fail-safe device... by fast+turtle · · Score: 1

      Not some models as they've gone to fully electric shifting (shift by wire). Means there's no physical connection between the auto-stick and the transmission anylonger so if the damn computer decides to kill you (Exterminate! Exterminate!) you're S.o.L

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    58. Re:My car has a fail-safe device... by Vegeta99 · · Score: 1

      Seconded. If you have to use your emergency/parking brake to drive, you're doing it wrong. Even on the steepest of inclines, it's a rarity that I'd roll back more than 4 inches.

    59. Re:My car has a fail-safe device... by Vegeta99 · · Score: 1

      It is, but it isn't the rule here.

      I have a 2000 Jetta, VR6 standard. I can start it just fine in gear, it will happily smash its front end into a wall.
      My girlfriend has a 2003 Jetta, 2.0L I4 standard. It will not start without the clutch fully depressed to the floor.

      My car is the only car I've ever seen do it, but I've seen plenty of 4x4's that do it, too.

    60. Re:My car has a fail-safe device... by FatLittleMonkey · · Score: 1

      I have to assume you have no real idea what benefits there are to a manual transmission

      Chill dude, you'll give yourself an ulcer. I wasn't advocating anything. I was just explaining the economics of why manuals are more expensive for car companies to produce, in spite of being mechanically simpler, and thus why you're seeing less of them offered.

      "And cars have been designed to accommodate both an automatic and a manual since"

      Right, and the manual was the mass produced base model, while the automatic was the expensive luxury model. The auto was the "modified" version, hence more expensive, hence reserved for the luxury or executive version.

      Now the automatic is the base model, and the luxury and sport models have dual-clutch semi-autos. So for the manual, they need to produce an entirely unique production line, with little product overlap, for an entirely different non-luxury model, for a shrinking market which can't be advertised to.

      And as dual-clutch autos increasingly filter down to the base model in more and more brands, do you expect to see more manuals?

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    61. Re:My car has a fail-safe device... by ShavedOrangutan · · Score: 1

      Oh you Americans... surely the enjoyment is in revving the engine a bit!

      Well, it's hard to drive an underpowered car when you've got a cheeseburger in one hand and a gun in the other, right?

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    62. Re:My car has a fail-safe device... by Chris+Mattern · · Score: 1

      In reality automatics are for people who can't be bothered to get involved in the interesting part of 'driving'.

      I don't want driving to be "interesting". I want it to get me where I need to go.

    63. Re:My car has a fail-safe device... by afidel · · Score: 1

      Yep, double clutch transmissions can change gears faster and more smoothly than any human and the weight penalty is so inconsequential that they use them even in F1. The biggest barrier has been cost and complexity, as they move down the model range costs have been reduced and the reliability has been worked out to where it should never be an issue for the vast majority of owners.

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    64. Re:My car has a fail-safe device... by Chris+Mattern · · Score: 1

      ... to disconnect the engine from the drive wheels.

      Ooh, I have one of those! It's called "Neutral"!

    65. Re:My car has a fail-safe device... by Duhavid · · Score: 2

      "The auto was the "modified" version, hence more expensive, hence reserved for the luxury or executive version"
      and
      "So for the manual, they need to produce an entirely unique production line"

      Not really, the car is designed to accommodate both, it is just a matter of what is fitted. The automatic is more expensive because there is more to it ( in general ). There is no different production line ( except for the transmission itself, of course ).

      "And as dual-clutch autos increasingly filter down to the base model in more and more brands, do you expect to see more manuals?"

      Manuals as in not dual-clutched autos? No, I don't expect to see more of them.

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    66. Re:My car has a fail-safe device... by CaptSlaq · · Score: 2

      The goal of a journey is not always to arrive. There is something to be said about the joy of driving. Not everyone appreciates it, but there are many that do.

    67. Re:My car has a fail-safe device... by CaptSlaq · · Score: 1

      And a properly appointed vehicle. I think I've had exactly one that was set up to heel-toe easily.

    68. Re:My car has a fail-safe device... by Rising+Ape · · Score: 1

      You heel/toe the brake and throttle, and the other foot on the clutch. Just takes coordination.

      Well yes, you *can* do it that way, but the handbrake method gets the job done just as well and with a lower risk of error.

    69. Re:My car has a fail-safe device... by HungWeiLo · · Score: 1

      True. Outside of North America and prosperous parts of East Asia, automatics are not very common.

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    70. Re:My car has a fail-safe device... by DavidRawling · · Score: 1

      Think further back - the iconic E-Type, which "some say" is the most beautiful car of all time? Yep, 4 speed manual.

    71. Re:My car has a fail-safe device... by swalve · · Score: 1

      Christ... There is no enjoyment in waiting for an engine to wind up past 6000 rpm before it makes any power. Try driving something with the GM 3800 supercharged engine. It's a hell of a lot of fun, and gets 35mpg (for me anyway) doing 55 on the highway.

    72. Re:My car has a fail-safe device... by swalve · · Score: 1

      Not everyone wants to make a game out of driving. Driving can be fun, but usually it is a chore.

    73. Re:My car has a fail-safe device... by swalve · · Score: 0

      If you are going to extoll the virtues of driving a manual transmission, you really shouldn't admit that you can't start off on a hill without using the PARKING brake.

    74. Re:My car has a fail-safe device... by swalve · · Score: 1

      Automatic transmissions are sufficiently advanced now that the automatic version gets better gas mileage.

    75. Re:My car has a fail-safe device... by StayFrosty · · Score: 2

      A few decades ago you may have had a point. But guess what - an automatic transmission is smarter and better than anything you as a meatbag can do. You may have more direct control over your transmission, but you're shit compared to a machine.

      I will concede that automatic transmissions are--within the last 5 years or so--finally approaching the fuel economy manual transmissions have give drivers for decades. However, until my car can read my mind, I prefer to control when my car shifts. Without traction control or the like, you can prevent a car with a manual from slipping on ice by putting it in a higher gear, etc... Traction control has it's uses but in certain situations--muddy, rutted roads for example--it's also a good way to get stuck. The road I live on is crap. It's a sloppy mess every time it rains and it takes the plow several hours to get there after a snow storm. Having the extra control is nice.

      It's the same mentality as people who are against anti lock brakes.

      Anti-lock brakes are great on the highway or on a paved surface. Compare anti-lock to non-anti-lock on a gravel surface some time. On gravel, assuming it is not too loose, you can stop faster by intentionally locking the brakes.

      Or people who hate fuel injectors and want carburetors.

      I can replace the entire fuel system in any of my carbureted cars (including the fuel pump) for the price of the fuel pump alone on your fuel injected car. When you have to start diagnosing and replacing sensors on an EFI car using the guess and check method--the diagnostic computers don't work worth a shit. ever.--your repair bill can get out of control very quickly. I'll stick to the simple to troubleshoot and cheap to fix carbureted solution.

      And don't tell me how bad my fuel milage is either. My '72 Volkswagen Type 3 automatic gets 35MPG and my full-sized '54 Plymouth with a 3spd manual gets 25.

      Or people who demand to crank their engine manually.

      [humor]With a crank a dead battery or starter will never leave you stranded.[/humor] Seriously though, sometimes a simple solution--while a little bit more work--is more reliable in the long run.

      Any automatic transmission can disconnect the engine from the drive wheels by shifting into neutral or park (go to neutral so you keep power steering). There is no safety issue.

      Wrong. Many newer cars use a drive-by-wire system to shift the transmission. I stopped to help a lady whose Prius got stranded a couple of months back. She was having some sort of electrical trouble and it took 20 minutes of fooling around turning the key on and off and pressing buttons to get the damn thing in neutral so we could push it off the road. The owner knew what buttons to press, but the computer refused to shift the transmission.

      A manual transmission is by no means more reliable (indeed, it is subject to idiots manually wrecking shit up), and in many cases is not even cheaper any more.

      Wrong. Manual transmissions do not need coolers in the radiator or coolant lines. Loss of coolant from a ruptured line or a damaged radiator can quickly kill any automatic transmission if it is not noticed right away. Automatics are a lot more complicated both electronically and mechanically and simply have more parts to fail. A manual transmission won't stop working because of a broken wire but a modern automatic (made in the last 25 years) will.

      Performance and fuel economy benefits are slim at best, and are typically only there because manual transmissions are more finely tuned, and often have an extra gear vs the automatic counterpart, specifically in order to sell to gearheads

      Or they have the extra gear because it is not as costly to install as it would be in an automatic and it results in better fuel economy.

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    76. Re:My car has a fail-safe device... by matfud · · Score: 1

      I had not even thought about it. Thinking about it I do use the hand brake quite often. So yes some people with manual gearboxes do use it. Most of the world do not use automatic gearbox's

    77. Re:My car has a fail-safe device... by RoFLKOPTr · · Score: 1

      In reality automatics are for people who can't be bothered to get involved in the interesting part of 'driving'.

      I drive 80 miles to work and 80 miles home. In traffic. Every day. The "interesting" part of driving would become extremely uninteresting about halfway to work the first morning I drove my "interesting" car.

    78. Re:My car has a fail-safe device... by adolf · · Score: 1

      The singular manual transmission car I've had in the US which behaved in the manner you describe (a mid-90's Chevy with DRL and automatic headlights) also had a real, honest-to-god headlight switch:

      Turn it on, and the lights are on.

      Key in, key out, any position, engine running, engine stopped, parking brake engaged or not. You want lights? Turn them on.

      *shrug*

    79. Re:My car has a fail-safe device... by adolf · · Score: 1

      So for the manual, they need to produce an entirely unique production line, with little product overlap, for an entirely different non-luxury model, for a shrinking market which can't be advertised to.

      Bah. I switched my BMW from an auto to a manual.

      Everything was already there, including the metal clips on the body that hold the hydraulic clutch line in place.

      One just replaces the transmission, driveshaft, and starter, and a few snap-together interior parts. One adds a clutch pedal (the factory pedal assembly already has a place for it, even on an auto) and some plumbing. One also performs a small amount of easy wiring changes to get the reverse lights to work, the engine into the "in-gear" mode, and to keep the car from starting without the clutch pedal depressed (and some of this can be done with software instead of wiring, from an manufacturing perspective).

      Bleed the hydraulics, test the wiring, and done. (Bonus points are awarded for replacing the differential to keep a sane overall gear ratio, but the rest of the rear-end stays the same.)

      Please note the lack of drilling, cutting, and irreversible modification in this process.

      This is not the sort of change that requires "an entirely unique production line." The two chassis are identical, and the parts are interchangeable. One just takes the car apart, and puts it back together differently.

      (The problem with generalizations is that they're generally often wrong.)

    80. Re:My car has a fail-safe device... by Jeffrey+Baker · · Score: 1

      I used to own a compact Ford 4x4 pickup with a manual transmission and unfortunately the towing capacity was very low. Automatics are just a lot more heavy duty than the manuals they put into mass market trucks. As I recall the gross combined weight rating for the manual trans was some half a ton below that of the automatic.

    81. Re:My car has a fail-safe device... by Hognoxious · · Score: 1

      I know from experience that it's doable if you turn your right foot sideways. You can hold the car on the brakes while keeping the gas on so it won't stall and still have full control of the clutch with your left foot.

      Still, using the handbrake is a lot easier. If it works...

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    82. Re:My car has a fail-safe device... by Hognoxious · · Score: 2

      Don't know where that is, but a hill start using the handbrake is part of the test in the UK. Except for Peterborough, allegedly.

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    83. Re:My car has a fail-safe device... by Hognoxious · · Score: 0

      Get a gay car that hairdressers drive.

      FTFY

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    84. Re:My car has a fail-safe device... by tehcyder · · Score: 1

      A manual gerbox and clutch is simpler than an automatic, and the idea of having an automatic then putting in fake gear levers and fake clutch pedals is simply ludicrous.

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    85. Re:My car has a fail-safe device... by tehcyder · · Score: 1

      Oh how I wish I could buy a compact 4x4 pickup with a diesel engine and a manual transmission.

      On this side of the pond, most trucks/pickups are manual diesels, although why anyone other than a farmer or builder would choose one to drive as an everyday vehicle is beyond me.

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    86. Re:My car has a fail-safe device... by tehcyder · · Score: 1

      In reality automatics are for people who can't be bothered to get involved in the interesting part of 'driving'.

      I don't want driving to be "interesting". I want it to get me where I need to go.

      If you are in control of a vehicle, you should be fucking interested in what is happening.

      If you just want to get somewhere, get a train or a taxi.

      Having an automatic transmission does not make problems caused by other driverss, weather conditions, road surface imperfections, cyclists, pedestrians, truck drivers, motorcyclists, traffic lights, road markings, speed limit or other road traffic signs or the state of your own tyres, brakes and suspension all magically go away.

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    87. Re:My car has a fail-safe device... by tehcyder · · Score: 1

      ... why are you using the handbrake for that?

      Says someone who has obviously never driven a manual car.

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    88. Re:My car has a fail-safe device... by rant64 · · Score: 1

      His beef is probably with the expression "regular automatics", and not with the reason why a manual shift cars are more expensive.

    89. Re:My car has a fail-safe device... by tehcyder · · Score: 1

      Huh? I have been driving manual transmission cars in the USA for about 40 years and I have never once seen that "feature". In fact it appears that this would not even be legal, since you have to be able to turn on your headlights while parked.

      And why do you need the emergency brake to start on a hill? Can't you coordinate your heel/toe and the clutch properly? I have driven quite successfully, many times, through one of the hilliest cities in the world - San Francisco - with absolutely no need for the emergency brake to hold me (and no, I didn't burn my clutch holding it that way). You heel/toe the brake and throttle, and the other foot on the clutch. Just takes coordination.

      Brett

      You haven't had to heel/toe in manual cars since they invented synchromesh, so most cars aren't really designed to do so.

      In the UK, doing a hill start without using your handbrake would probably mean you failed your driving test, certainly if you rolled backwards at all.

      And the reason it's a good idea to use your handbrake on a hill or when stopped for a while at traffic lights or whatever is because it's safer if there's an accident and someone hits you. If you get hit when you're holding a car on the clutch you're probably going to lose control.

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    90. Re:My car has a fail-safe device... by tehcyder · · Score: 1

      Also, WTF is the point of cruise control? So you can go to sleep while you drive?

      I've only ever driven manual cars in the UK, automatics are generally the choice of old ladies and obese businessmen.

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    91. Re:My car has a fail-safe device... by Chris+Mattern · · Score: 1

      Having an automatic transmission does not make problems caused by other driverss, weather conditions, road surface imperfections, cyclists, pedestrians, truck drivers, motorcyclists, traffic lights, road markings, speed limit or other road traffic signs or the state of your own tyres, brakes and suspension all magically go away.

      No, it doesn't, but it does make for one less problem I have to deal with.

    92. Re:My car has a fail-safe device... by Chris+Mattern · · Score: 1

      If you just want to get somewhere, get a train

      When the train goes where I want to go and it fits my schedule, I generally do. Unfortunately, it generally doesn't meet those conditions.

      or a taxi.

      The problems with taxis are that a) I have to wait 15-20 minutes for one to be dispatched and b) they're damned expensive. If weren't for those two facts, I'd probably take them everywhere. As it is, I drive.

    93. Re:My car has a fail-safe device... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Sorry, don't believe you.

    94. Re:My car has a fail-safe device... by Hognoxious · · Score: 1

      Unless the surface is slipping, it makes no difference which wheels are driven (or which wheels the handbrake works on); they turn at the same rate.

      You actually put less strain on the clutch because you're only pulling away from a static position rather than having to overcome backward momentum - which there will be, no matter how fast you can swap your feet around. Perhaps you just haven't noticed that you do it - a lot of drivers don't.

      P.S. Brake, not break.

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    95. Re:My car has a fail-safe device... by CaptSlaq · · Score: 1

      I've seen the ratings suggest such things. Not often, mind you, but a few times. Lock-up torque converters have made the auto as efficient at highway/motorway speed as manuals. Perhaps design has been evolved to lock up the TC between shifts now too (in the past, the TC lockup would only happen in high gear.), which would also contribute to the efficiency in town. Someone closer to the industry would have to speak to that idea, tho.

      CVTs definitely appear to have an advantage, seeing as how it can keep the engine in it's torque band all through the acceleration process.

      I am curious as to the weight difference between the options: CVT, Regular automatic, dual clutch, and regular manual. I haven't seen any data about that. My gut tells me that there's a weight advantage with the regular manual as it doesn't have near as much in the guts, but the others could be built lighter because the shifts would be predictable as they are controlled by hardware instead of direct user input. As with all things efficiency related: less weight means less work and less power required to do what is requested.

    96. Re:My car has a fail-safe device... by Amouth · · Score: 1

      heel/toe is using one foot on both brake and throttle - you don't have the moment of swapping to allow for backwards momentum.

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    97. Re:My car has a fail-safe device... by GameboyRMH · · Score: 1

      Lamborghini's offering robotized manuals, which are true manuals but the shift is performed automatically with the push of a button.

      A stick-shift hybrid would be easy to make - off the top of my head, one idea would be to connect the electric motor directly to the driveshaft (this is how F1/ALMS KERS works) and with the use of an E-throttle, it would be possibly to have a hybrid with a traditional manual gearbox. It would require way more driver skill to operate than anything else you can buy off the showroom floor but it's theoretically possible.

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    98. Re:My car has a fail-safe device... by swalve · · Score: 1

      They have been doing lock-up in lower gears for a while. My old-ass Pontiac (97) locks up in third and fourth. I am assuming they have done more with that in the intervening years, but I don't know. Even though there is an inefficiency in the torque convertor, it does have the advantage that it also allows the engine to turn somewhat more independently of the wheels. I rented a Ford Ranger a while back, and was amazed at how narrow of a band it kept the engine turning in. I think where automatics have really gained in efficiency is via throttle by wire systems. The engine management can direct the gears, spark, throttle and fuel injection to act as efficiently as is being requested by the driver.

      As for the weight advantage, I think manuals still have it, but with electronic controls, it isn't nearly as distinct as it used to be. I just looked up a Hyundai Elantra, and the difference between the 6 speed manual versus 6 speed auto is 40 to 57 pounds. (I have no idea why they list it as a range.) And the mileage estimates are identical.

    99. Re:My car has a fail-safe device... by bluefoxlucid · · Score: 1

      I can't drive an automatic safely, because I can't compensate for the transmission doing stupid shit. My 2008 Chevy Cobalt spent 7 full seconds at 6250RPM climbing up a hill accelerating slowly, in 4th gear, before downshifting. It also tended to upshift immediately if you backed off the gas, then delay down shifting--which caused problems on the highway in heavy traffic if the next lane to the right was moving 10mph faster and you tried to merge (I floored it and couldn't gain speed).

      I've come off the highway at 20mph floored it, and not matched speed with 40mph traffic at the end of a merge lane and so had to hard brake to stop. Didn't like that. Worse, in heavy expressway traffic merging was a pain because the car always went into the highest gear. Stuff would happen like I'd pick an opening that's considerably wide, signal, accelerate up to the rear of the next car ahead of me and then back off while the opening comes up; then I back off the gas so I don't rear end the dude ahead of me, merge over, and floor it to match speed with traffic. PROBLEM: When I back off, I'm in 4th (overdrive), and the car refuses to downshift. I can't accelerate, and the 3 car length opening quickly becomes some guy slamming on his brake to avoid rear-ending me.

      I refuse to drive automatics. I bought a manual transmission and it took me an hour to get home 6 miles away... 10 minutes of which was figuring out how to turn the engine on. Taught myself to drive it. Read books, read web sites. I've tried the handbrake thing but it's terminally complicated and involves too much ridiculous crap--the handbrake is for parking and I haven't learned nor do I care to feather it, just like the clutch is very coarse grained and I can't use my left foot to control the brake (not enough fine control) and don't care to. I can even shift clutchless, but don't care to--bumping the synchros is no fun (works, but pointless), and even if you get it you have to go straight into gear or shifts in engine or road speed will have you grinding gears. I try to rev match it right when I'm shifting into a gear to reduce stress on the clutch and avoid disrupting the vehicle dynamic, but that's about it.

      And now I do my daily commute to work on 24 gears all manual without a clutch.

      Everybody hates it because I'm the only person that can drive a clutch. They figured I'd have burned it out or mangled it by now.

    100. Re:My car has a fail-safe device... by rthille · · Score: 1

      Weirdly, if you check EPA fuel economy estimates on some of the higher mileage small cars (Ford Focus & Fiesta?) the automatics come up with higher mileage, or are very close behind. http://www.fueleconomy.gov/feg/best/bestworstNF.shtml

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    101. Re:My car has a fail-safe device... by rthille · · Score: 1

      That's what heal-toe (gas&brake) is for... though it's been a long time since I had to do it. My '86 VW Jetta was the last time. My next car was a Subaru with their 'hill-holder' clutch (let it out a tiny bit and it engages something to keep the car from rolling backward).

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    102. Re:My car has a fail-safe device... by sexconker · · Score: 1

      So you're basically one of the morons who believes they're better than the machine and thus demand more control so they can feel special.

      Traction control systems can typically be turned off if driving in mud or sand or whatnot.

      Stopping fast on gravel by locking your brakes? What a joke. The difference would be so marginal that it would be covered by the extra effort it took you to stomp on your brakes. And why are you driving so fast on gravel in the first place? Because you live in bumfuck nowhere? Over 99% of the nation's roads are paved.

      And your defense of carburetors is basically "I don't understand them thar electronical fuel jetson thingies and my mechanic don't neither."? Mileage? Who gives a fuck? Your 72 VW has shit performance, shitty emissions, and a shitty top speed of fucking 80 MPH. But hey, it can kind of keep up with a modern car in MPG!

      The fact that someone's car was unable to switch to neutral does not mean that switching to neutral does not disengage the engine. Clearly there was a prior fault, as you've stated, that caused the issue in the first place.

      You're basically arguing against superior shit because you understand old shit, and you're using stupid .001% of the time cases to try to justify it. Protip: You AREN'T special, you AREN'T a better / more demanding driver than 99.999% of people, and you're just clinging to shit you're familiar with because you're familiar with it. Might as well not have power steering or braking or inflated tires or headlights or the fucking care itself. Just ride a horse around. It gets like 20 miles per carrot.

    103. Re:My car has a fail-safe device... by StayFrosty · · Score: 1

      Traction control systems can typically be turned off if driving in mud or sand or whatnot.

      I have seen plenty of cars where it could not. 4x4s and sports cars usually allow for this. Cheaper cars sometimes do not.

      Stopping fast on gravel by locking your brakes? What a joke. The difference would be so marginal that it would be covered by the extra effort it took you to stomp on your brakes.

      Care to back that up with a fact or two? With anti-lock brakes you are supposed to stomp on the pedal as well.

      And why are you driving so fast on gravel in the first place? Because you live in bumfuck nowhere?

      How fast is "So fast?" 20MPH, 50MPH or 100MPH all require the use of brakes. A panic stop to avoid a wild animal crossing the road will lock or engage the anti-lock brakes at any of those speeds. As far as bumfuck nowhere, pretty much. None the less I still have better internet speeds than half of the US so it's not that far out there.

      Over 99% of the nation's roads are paved.

      Bullshit. It's 65%.

      And your defense of carburetors is basically "I don't understand them thar electronical fuel jetson thingies and my mechanic don't neither.

      My defense of carburetors was factual and valid. I can sum it up for you in a nice list if you would like:

      1. Carburetors are simpler. The simplicity makes troubleshooting easy. There are no sensors to diagnose. Fuel pumps are on the block and can normally be changed in minutes instead of hours like in-tank electric pumps used on EFI cars. Carbureted cars need one wire to run. If your entire electrical system dies on the side of the road you can run one wire to the hot side of the coil, jump the starter solenoid and drive home. This is a handy feature for Jaguar owners.
      2. Carburetors are cheaper to fix. There are no sensors to buy. A rebuild kit probably won't ever cost more than $50. $20 is probably closer to the usual price. Fuel pumps generally cost less than $50 as well vs. the $150+ norm for EFI cars. Since everything is easily accessible labor is cheaper (assuming you don't just do it yourself.)

      I am my own mechanic. I understand EFI systems and have done a lot of successful troubleshooting on EFI systems. My experience was very negative. Sensors fail for no apparent reason and often cost hundreds of dollars in parts alone to replace. When an EFI car runs like crap it is often difficult to determine what sensor is faulty without the aid of a diagnostic computer. Sadly, unless you take it back to the dealer, the diagnostic computers give a guess. Almost always you start with the 02 sensor. If it still runs crappy you replace the TPS or whatever sensor the computer finds next. Rinse and repeat until you have found the culprit. That is if you are lucky. The most fun is when the computer says everything is A-OK and the car dies every time you stop at a stop sign. The issue is not a lack of understanding, but a lack of wanting to deal with all of the bullshit involved.

      You're basically arguing against superior shit because you understand old shit, and you're using stupid .001% of the time cases to try to justify it.

      I understand old and new "shit." As someone who works in IT, Prefer not to trust my life to a computer with little in regards to failsafes. I strongly disagree that "new shit" is superior. The emissions are better but that is the only way they are better for my use. I'm saving more in greenhouse gas emissions by driving the old cars and not melting them down repeatedly (how much greenhouse gas does that emit?) and replacing the steel with plastic made from non-recyclable, non-renewable resources.

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    104. Re:My car has a fail-safe device... by toddestan · · Score: 1

      I think it's the Pontiac Sunfire, and it's not the headlights but the daytime running lights. Been a while since I drove one, but I remember GM used to do odd things with the way their daytime running lights would work.

    105. Re:My car has a fail-safe device... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Several posters (who have clearly only driven an automatic) have said that they do move the foot from one pedal to another.

    106. Re:My car has a fail-safe device... by Hognoxious · · Score: 1

      I can't drive an automatic safely, because I can't compensate for the transmission doing stupid shit. My 2008 Chevy Cobalt spent 7 full seconds at 6250RPM climbing up a hill accelerating slowly, in 4th gear,

      Perhaps it was fucked due to being driven by an idiot. Did you select 1 or 2 instead of D?

      I've tried the handbrake thing but it's terminally complicated and involves too much ridiculous crap

      Really? Because if I had two controls that are foot operated, and a third where I had the choice of using an extra foot that I don't have or an arm that I do, I'd choose the latter.

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  2. Patch Tuesday by CuriousGeorge113 · · Score: 0

    Wait, it's not Patch Tuesday. That was two weeks ago.

    This has to wait until next month, I just don't have time to constantly push these updates out all the time....

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  3. Consistency by Moheeheeko · · Score: 1

    At least the software follows the model of the rest of the car. Its a jag, everything breaks down.

    1. Re:Consistency by Joce640k · · Score: 1

      You're showing your age...

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    2. Re:Consistency by ajlitt · · Score: 1

      It's a Ford, everything breaks down.

    3. Re:Consistency by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's a Tata, everything breaks down.

    4. Re:Consistency by CaptSlaq · · Score: 1

      No, the cars in question are Fords. That said, this was when Ford was trying to get its act together with regard to quality.

    5. Re:Consistency by novium · · Score: 1

      It says 2006-2010. I think it's a bit of both.

    6. Re:Consistency by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "It's a Ford, everything breaks down."

      You're showing your age. Jaguar hasn't been owned by Ford for several years now.

    7. Re:Consistency by rickb928 · · Score: 1

      So is Jag. You'd think they would have made an effort to exorcise the ghosts of Lucas by now.

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    8. Re:Consistency by cellocgw · · Score: 1

      At least the software follows the model of the rest of the car. Its a jag, everything breaks down.
      And here they come up with a fix that makes sure the car keeps going (i.e. does NOT break down and stop), and people complain!

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    9. Re:Consistency by Joce640k · · Score: 1

      I thought all cars made in the late 1970s to early 80's* were crap, everywhere in the world.

      eg. Was the 1979 Corvette any good?

      [*] Which is when the 'Jaguars break down' joke dates from.

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    10. Re:Consistency by swalve · · Score: 1

      Fix it again, Tony.

    11. Re:Consistency by Glonoinha · · Score: 1

      I owned a very nice 1977 Corvette from 1991 until 2005 and it was a money-pit, if that answers your question.
      My mechanic had a key to my car hanging on a nail in his shop and every few weeks I would drop it off with a list of things to fix left on the dash.
      Couple of days later I would swing by after work to pick it up again, working (for a few more weeks, maybe a month or two if I was lucky.)

      Damn I loved that car though. Never driven anything I loved as much as driving that old L-82.

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  4. The glories of computer managed drivetrains by CaptSlaq · · Score: 1

    Not that I'd trade what we have now for points and condensers/vacuum driven everything/carburetors. Unless you're spending like NASA does on software, the likelihood of an edge case like this is always there. It is good to see that "No customer has been affected and there had been no accidents or injuries,", per a Jag spokesperson.

    1. Re:The glories of computer managed drivetrains by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      So...this kind of makes the whole Toyota runaway car stories seem a little more plausible... I'm sure some people were just angling for lawsuit dollars, and some just messed up, but perhaps something was/is really going on...

      Reminds me of a recent news story of a guy whose SUV/pickup truck got stuck in cruise control and NOTHING worked, and a cop had to pull in front of him and stop him with his brakes. The guy sure didn't LOOK like he was faking, unless he was a good actor. So *maybe* we need to think about making these systems fail safe. It's not that hard:

            * Human overrides computer, always

      Or if you can't do that (re: anti-lock brakes, electronic stability control, etc.), add a panic button, big and red that when pushed gives the driver full manual control. They keep power steering and hydraulic braking, but the computer no longer overrides ANY of their actions, no matter what (yes that means electronic stability control is out).

      Dear Auto industry: Please address this issue now instead of telling us we're crazy/bad-drivers/liars. Many other systems where failure poses a high risk to life and limb are designed to be fail-safe. With all the drivers on the road, you have a responsibility to do the same in the cars that we drive. This is NOT a situation where a design that is 99.999% reliable but that 0.001% of the time people die is acceptable; there is no excuse for not making electronic control systems fail-safe. NONE.

      ** end of rant **

    2. Re:The glories of computer managed drivetrains by CaptSlaq · · Score: 1

      I haven't come to a solid conclusion about the Toyota thing, but I'm leaning to human error.

      As to the idea of "power steering and hydraulic braking" becoming detached from the system, that's becoming increasingly difficult these days. ABS/Stability control are often tied to the ability of the computer to work the ABS pump. Power steering is increasingly becoming electric as a fuel efficiency measure. Some are using speed to determine the amount of assist to provide the driver. While the latter has been done with hydraulic power assist, electric makes this significantly more simple.

    3. Re:The glories of computer managed drivetrains by KillaBeave · · Score: 1

      I haven't come to a solid conclusion about the Toyota thing, but I'm leaning to human error.

      As to the idea of "power steering and hydraulic braking" becoming detached from the system, that's becoming increasingly difficult these days. ABS/Stability control are often tied to the ability of the computer to work the ABS pump. Power steering is increasingly becoming electric as a fuel efficiency measure. Some are using speed to determine the amount of assist to provide the driver. While the latter has been done with hydraulic power assist, electric makes this significantly more simple.

      The power steering and braking get disabled when the car is shut down, as they're driven by engine power. In the TFA it said that the only way to fix the error was to turn the car off. Try shifting to neutral and killing the engine sometime (in a deserted parking lot of course!) and you'll most likely notice that the steering and braking both become MUCH more difficult.

    4. Re:The glories of computer managed drivetrains by MichaelJ · · Score: 1

      Reminds me of a recent news story of a guy whose SUV/pickup truck got stuck in cruise control and NOTHING worked, and a cop had to pull in front of him and stop him with his brakes.

      And why couldn't that guy just, oh, put it in neutral or turn the key off? Seriously, he said, "I tried the gear shift, the keys, emergency brake. I tried everything and none of it worked." How does none of that work in a 2001 Ford Expedition?

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    5. Re:The glories of computer managed drivetrains by rickb928 · · Score: 1

      Just as an aside, name me the SUV/pickup truck that has an entirely electonic ignition system - that is, without a key and ignition switch that physically controls the ignition system.

      For me, I would turn the key to 'off' and expect the engine to stop providing power. Harder to steer and brake, but I'm unaware of a US made SUV/pickup truck that has such an ignition system that cannot be turned off by turning the key.

      And if I'm wrong, please tell me. I want to avoid those makes and models.

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    6. Re:The glories of computer managed drivetrains by Joce640k · · Score: 1

      I haven't come to a solid conclusion about the Toyota thing, but I'm leaning to human error.

      Whether the problem was real or not: Engine < brakes

      In all tests done, the brakes were able to stop the car normally even with the engine at full power. Even in a Dodge Viper, which at least one magazine tested...

      Conclusion: Anybody who says they couldn't stop the car is either stupid or on the make.

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    7. Re:The glories of computer managed drivetrains by Joce640k · · Score: 1

      When the Toyota thing happened several magazines tried braking under full throttle and found it was easy - then engine hardly made a difference to stopping distances. Even with things like Dodge Vipers.

      So ... brake normally, switch the engine off when you've stopped.

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    8. Re:The glories of computer managed drivetrains by swalve · · Score: 1

      The problem is that you really only have one chance at stopping before your brakes start to heat fade.

  5. Hey, morons by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    It's a CAR. It doesn't need a computer in every function, ESPECIALLY not with the attitude of the software retards these days.

    1. Re:Hey, morons by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That's cute and all, but, putting computers in cars in general makes them safer.
      How do you think modern anti-lock brakes work? Most high end cars today generate so much torque that they easily break traction all over the place when TCS is disabled. If they don't have computers on board you would have a lot of jag drivers spinning out at intersections.

    2. Re:Hey, morons by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's a CAR. It doesn't need a computer in every function, ESPECIALLY not with the attitude of the software retards these days.

      Its easy, you make software vendors LEGALLY RESPONSIBLE for the quality of the code they put out.
      No more of this "I wash my hands of what my software does...." in the bullshit EULAs.

  6. Clutch, PRNDL by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Wait so you can't push in the clutch or even shift to neutral?

  7. Ooops by kodiaktau · · Score: 1

    Sorry, test first design apparently isn't part of the Jaguar model. They do, however offer "Safety and Security" through a comprehensive range of sophisticated safety systems", which apparently don't include cruise control. It seems unconscionable to think that there would not be a safety mechanism that could override the rest - brakes has always been the default for this type of issue.

    1. Re:Ooops by Wattos · · Score: 1

      you dont want to do test driven design. You want to use formal methods and static verification of the correctness of your code.

  8. Oblig. by PPH · · Score: 1

    Bumper sticker: All parts falling off this vehicle are of the finest British workmanship.

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    1. Re:Oblig. by Onymous+Coward · · Score: 1

      Are you criticizing capitalism? Indeed, even libertarianism?

      A fight! A fight!

    2. Re:Oblig. by Infiniti2000 · · Score: 1

      I'm not sure what "Oblig" means in this case, but you forgot to include the final factor D, which is the opportunity cost in lost revenue from bad publicity and lack of trust in your product over the next 15-20 years.

    3. Re:Oblig. by stewbee · · Score: 1

      That is certainly a 'whoosh' for you. This is a quote from the movie/book Fight Club, where the main character did this for his job.

    4. Re:Oblig. by Bob+the+Super+Hamste · · Score: 1

      What no Lucas Prince of Darkness jokes?

      The Lucas motto: "Get home before dark."
      Lucas is the patent holder for the short circuit.
      Lucas - Inventor of the first intermittent wiper.
      Lucas - Inventor of the self-dimming headlamp.
      The three position Lucas switch - Dim, Flicker and Off.
      The Original Anti-Theft Device - Lucas Electrics.
      Lucas is an acronym for Loose Unsoldered Connections and Splices
      Lucas systems actually uses AC current; it just has a random frequency

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    5. Re:Oblig. by squizzar · · Score: 1

      Unfortunately the first two rules of what is being referred two prevent me from disclosing what is being referred to...

    6. Re:Oblig. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Well it's actually finest Indian workmanship.

      http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jaguar_Cars
      On 26 March 2008, Ford announced that it had agreed to sell its Jaguar and Land Rover operations to Tata Motors of India.

    7. Re:Oblig. by Infiniti2000 · · Score: 1

      That is certainly a 'whoosh' for you. This is a quote from the movie/book Fight Club, where the main character did this for his job.

      Yes, it was a whoosh, thanks! :)

    8. Re:Oblig. by frog_strat · · Score: 1

      Not everyone keeps developing mentally. Many stop growing. But the ones who continue to evolve tend to take on a greater number of perspectives. (see studies by Don Beck, Piaget, Gilligan). So sure, there is the perspective of company profit. And when you are ready for them, you will find other perspectives like the value of human life, or the moral responsibility of a company to the community that tolerates it.

    9. Re:Oblig. by stewbee · · Score: 1

      No problem. It actually is probably one of my favorite movies/books and has a pretty good twist for an ending. I won't spoil it but if you like movies with twist endings like the sixth sense, then this is one worth checking out. The movie does a pretty good job of representing the book too.

    10. Re:Oblig. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Q: Why do the British drink warm beer?
      A: Because they use Lucas refrigerators.

    11. Re:Oblig. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      For those who don't know, Jaguar is now an Indian company. Maybe mostly British workmanship but there is a good chance that the software is from India. Especially considering that Tata owns the company and they have a large software consultancy service.

    12. Re:Oblig. by couchslug · · Score: 1

      Old, but Jags are still pretty and still junk:

      "You know you've owned a Jaguar too long when...

      You always park downhill.
      The guy at the parts house is listed as a dependent on your income tax form.
      You get in a car and are surprised when all of the instruments work.
        You tell your wife that you were out until 3AM because the car broke down ... and she believes you.
      The family is no longer upset in having to share the dinner table with a bunch of SU parts.
      You don't trust anyone named Lucas.
      When your generator dies, you just pull another out of your Lucas pile of bits.
      You wash your hands before working in the engine compartment.
      You'd rather give the family pit bull a bath than tune your SU carburettors again.
      You allow four hours for a trip, 3 for repairs and 1 for driving.
      You can unstick a jammed starter in the dark, in the rain, in 5 minutes and don't think it's a big deal.
      There's no oil on the garage floor so you know the car's completely empty.
      Your car makes a funny sound and you immediately know what's wrong, how much it will cost, and what tools you will need to repair it.

      -- George Cohn and others "

      http://t2000.kvaleberg.org/t_light.html

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    13. Re:Oblig. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      do you work for FOX news?

    14. Re:Oblig. by swalve · · Score: 1

      It's called fiction for a reason.

    15. Re:Oblig. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Come on. Are British cars especially unreliable? Toyota's somewhat larger recall of about 9 million cars comes to mind (although of course there are many more Toyotas than Jaguars in service).

  9. No automatic update by hcs_$reboot · · Score: 1
    From TFA

    Jaguar said drivers who returned their cars would need a software upgrade to their vehicle. No hardware needed to be replaced, it said.

    What is worse: having to recall 18,000 cars or having the ability to get an automatic update (wi-fi...) + the risk of the car being remotely hacked?

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    1. Re:No automatic update by afidel · · Score: 3, Funny

      Considering they're Jag's the owners are already very familiar with the garage so no need for something like WiFi =)
      Hell most of them will be updated during the next visit, not because they received the notification.

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    2. Re:No automatic update by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      From TFA

      Jaguar said drivers who returned their cars would need a software upgrade to their vehicle. No hardware needed to be replaced, it said.

      What is worse: having to recall 18,000 cars or having the ability to get an automatic update (wi-fi...) + the risk of the car being remotely hacked?

      How do you get "remote" from what you quoted? You have to bring the car in.

    3. Re:No automatic update by T.E.D. · · Score: 1

      True. Really this is mostly an issue for mechanics on their test-drives to make sure the previous fixes worked.

      I once saw a V12 Jag out driving, and made a comment to that effect to my wife. When we pulled up next to it, it was indeed being driven by a guy wearing a dirty light blue shirt with a patch on the chest with his name on it.

      Not that there's anything wrong with being a mechanic. Its good honest work, plus you get to drive the Jaguars more than their owners do. :-)

  10. Don't tell me by joss · · Score: 1

    They had forgotten to add the leak_oil() function...

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    1. Re:Don't tell me by Bob+the+Super+Hamste · · Score: 1

      Or it might need a fresh charge of Lucas Replacement Wiring Harness Smoke.

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  11. Clutch? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Couldn't you coast to the side of the road without turning off ignition and keep power steering/brake?

    1. Re:Clutch? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      even if it is automatic you should be able to throw it into neutral and let it coast without losing power steering/brake.

      however with both cases if the cruise control is malfunctioning it may over rev the engine.

    2. Re:Clutch? by Eponymous+Coward · · Score: 1

      The engine has a rev limiter. It might sound scary, but it isn't going to damage itself in the 30 seconds it would take to get to the side of the road and stop.

      Even if you didn't throw it into neutral, the brakes are still strong enough to stop the car.

    3. Re:Clutch? by rwven · · Score: 1

      True, but all modern cars have brake reserves as well as rev limiters. Even if it did over-rev and didnt get limited...and the engine blew, you'd still have a brake reserve...and not die. :-P

      In any case, even if the brakes didn't disengage the CC, you should still be able to overpower the engine with braking power and come to a stop.

      There are a million and one ways out of this scenario. It really comes down to the amount of time the driver has, as well as their state of mind.

  12. Software solutions by HalAtWork · · Score: 1

    Why are software solutions even being used at all? Shouldn't these things be controlled by specialized discrete circuits? Software solutions seen more expensive and more fault-prone, the worst of both worlds.

    The Jaguar X-Type's software was custom built in-house, which could mean it's not even that mature or robust. Jaguar are not known for their software, why should we assume that their practices and methodology are sound enough when it comes to developing critical software systems? Do transportation safety board regulators even cover vehicle software? Are there any standards for this at all?

    1. Re:Software solutions by Arlet · · Score: 1

      When you're trying to solve the same problem, software solutions aren't necessarily worse than discrete circuits. The only difference is that software can solve more complex problems, so that's why software bugs are more common.

    2. Re:Software solutions by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Informative

      As a software developer of another major car manufacturer (actually doing cruise control among other things), I can tell you that there are plenty of very very complicated systems in a car - much more complicated than what I would have dreamed of before starting here. The complexity cannot be put into hardware simply because of the weight of it the cables required between the interacting components.

      Cruise control is like most other components (in a modern car) connected to everything from crash detection systems to head up displays to mention a few. Cables between all components are not an option, so central gateways receives all signals and performs the logic instead.

      And yes of cause there are standards... Even though cars still have 4 wheels their development didn't stand still the last decades.

    3. Re:Software solutions by AJH16 · · Score: 1

      In fact, discreet circuits are theoretically harder to test than software that does the same thing and certainly harder to debug.

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    4. Re:Software solutions by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Because software can be patched.

      Designing, fabricating, and installing new chips would be a bit of a pain, no?

    5. Re:Software solutions by Hentes · · Score: 1

      Now that they have made an error it's much easier to update a software than to replace a circuit.

    6. Re:Software solutions by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Why are software solutions even being used at all? Shouldn't these things be controlled by specialized discrete circuits? Software solutions seen more expensive and more fault-prone, the worst of both worlds.

      The Jaguar X-Type's software was custom built in-house, which could mean it's not even that mature or robust. Jaguar are not known for their software, why should we assume that their practices and methodology are sound enough when it comes to developing critical software systems? Do transportation safety board regulators even cover vehicle software? Are there any standards for this at all?

      Jaguar was owned by Ford when the X-Type was brought out... And you're right, Jaguar is not known for their software, but which car producer is?

    7. Re:Software solutions by AlecC · · Score: 1

      Software solutions are almost certainly cheaper than discrete logic, which is in part why they are using them. The silicon cost of, say, an 8051 is essentially zero. It is much cheaper to buy a general purpose 8051 bases microcontroller, produced in tens of millions, and customise it with software, than to create a specialized circuit. Especially if you are a small-scale producer like Jaguar - but even mass producers like Toyota do so for their mass-market cars.

      But the second part of your post is germane. Who checks the QA on the software in these safety-critical systems? In avionics, the certification authorities require certain standards of software QA before they will license the aircraft to carry them. There is no such certification authority, so far as I know, for road vehicles. And there would be some reasonable opposition to imposing it: do you want to make car tuning something that can only be done by aerospace qualified companies?

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    8. Re:Software solutions by Eponymous+Coward · · Score: 1

      Why do you think a hardware solution would be less bug-prone than a software solution?

    9. Re:Software solutions by w_dragon · · Score: 1

      Also harder to fix when you find an issue with 18000 delivered units.

    10. Re:Software solutions by gnapster · · Score: 1

      But I can always count on a discreet circuit to keep its mouth shut when the boss asks about my programming.

    11. Re:Software solutions by NeuralAbyss · · Score: 1

      There are authorities that are relevant for automotive embedded software safety. Groups such as the UK's MIRA have a working group, MISRA (Motor Industry Software Reliability Association) which define a safe subset of C that is workable for embedded systems.

      Specifically, undefined, unspecified and implementation-dependent behaviour of the C standard is identified, and the unsafe aspects are prohibited as part of the MISRA-C subset.

      Alongside this, embedded system vendors in the automotive industry have serious validation requirements both from clients, and from internal compliance processes - the SEI's CMMI and ISO 26262 are a couple of standards that come to mind.

      Keep in mind, this may be a little out of date - it's been a few years since I worked in automotive, but the people working in the industry do take it very, very seriously.

    12. Re:Software solutions by Mashiki · · Score: 1

      Right. That's why the most common method of locking a vehicle in cruise without a vacuum or wire system is to lock the throttle actuator, or simply override it in to a 'by wire' system. Since most modern vehicles use by-wire for the gas pedal now, this is the most common way. My bet is that they went out of their way with some backasswards convoluted design to stop the small time mechanics from having an easy way to fix cruise and TPS/MAF systems.

      I'm a big fan of mechanical systems for just this reason. It's pretty hard to screw up TPS based cruise system when you simply 'lock' the setting via the computer.

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    13. Re:Software solutions by NekSnappa · · Score: 1

      As the owner of an '87 Jaguar XJ6 I have to agree with you. There are so many relays tucked away in odd, hard to reach locations sometimes I wish the ECU's were more complex back then.

      Although my car still has its original wiring harness smoke installed, it does have some electrical gremlins that I'm having a devil of a time tracking down.

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    14. Re:Software solutions by Chris+Mattern · · Score: 1

      In fact, discreet circuits are theoretically harder to test

      Probably because they won't tell you any of their secrets.

    15. Re:Software solutions by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      First time I've ever seen the discreet/discrete foul-up in this direction. The other is much more common.

  13. Hmm.. by MobileTatsu-NJG · · Score: 3, Funny

    Sounds like a driver issue.

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    1. Re:Hmm.. by broginator · · Score: 0

      *Groan* ...nice

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    2. Re:Hmm.. by Onymous+Coward · · Score: 1

      Ha.

      Speaking of which, I might suggest a driver-initiated technique to handle the situation: The cruise control might still allow you to change the cruise speed, which may temporarily inactivate cruise control. Push and hold the lever/knob/button to reset the cruise speed. Or use the increase/decrease speed function as your (rather clumsy) accelerator.

    3. Re:Hmm.. by FatLittleMonkey · · Score: 1

      Lovely. Subtle. With all the "get a clutch" comments, I had "Meh"ed and moved on to other comments before my pun detector kicked in.

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    4. Re:Hmm.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Ha.

      Speaking of which, I might suggest a driver-initiated technique to handle the situation: The cruise control might still allow you to change the cruise speed, which may temporarily inactivate cruise control. Push and hold the lever/knob/button to reset the cruise speed. Or use the increase/decrease speed function as your (rather clumsy) accelerator.

      I liked this line:

      "cruise control can only be disabled by turning of the ignition while driving"

      I'm fairly certain that shifting into neutral would be preferable to locking the steering column.

  14. Diesel Engines don't have.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ...ignitions to shut off.

    1. Re:Diesel Engines don't have.... by BattleApple · · Score: 1

      They mean turning the key.. which will cut power to the cruise control. You could probably just turn the key to off then back on while driving to reset it

    2. Re:Diesel Engines don't have.... by Capt.+Skinny · · Score: 1

      Nor do artists who "draw" pictures always pull their writing implement. Language evolves and words take on more general definitions.

    3. Re:Diesel Engines don't have.... by rwven · · Score: 1

      Not in the traditional sense, but diesels are all fuel injected. Turn off the key, fuel injection stops.

  15. hardware solutions & dumbing down the world by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    Press the clutch. Problem solved.

    The move away from manual transmissions in automobiles is tragic. Not only does it dumb down both driving and drivers, it gives less control over the car, and while automatics are starting to get competitive for highway mileage, in the city a human brain can still anticipate better than any automatic. There's even some research suggesting that people driving manual transmissions are statistically safer drivers, having fewer accidents, perhaps because they are more engaged in the process and don't have their brains switched off quite as much while driving. Plus, it's just more FUN to drive a manual.

    Let's stop dumbing down the world already. It's freakin' pervasive: computing, driving, hell, gaming, you name it, we seem intent on dumbing it down.

    1. Re:hardware solutions & dumbing down the world by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I agree, and I also don't think that driving without power steering is a hazard.

    2. Re:hardware solutions & dumbing down the world by hcpxvi · · Score: 1

      I also don't think that driving without power steering is a hazard.
      Indeed. My Ford focus dumped its power steering fluid during a long drive. I was able to keep going; the only hard part was parking at the end of the trip. Once you are up to about 20mph you hardly even notice that the power steering is b0rked.

    3. Re:hardware solutions & dumbing down the world by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Put the automatic into neutral?

      HOWEVER, if the cruise control code is written such that putting the car in neutral pegs the RPMs trying in vain to accelerate the car then you have a blown motor in short order. Maybe people are dumbing down the world for people like you?

    4. Re:hardware solutions & dumbing down the world by BattleApple · · Score: 1

      1. Since when is a major accident preferable to a blown engine?
      2. When did they stop putting rev limiters in cars?

    5. Re:hardware solutions & dumbing down the world by Rising+Ape · · Score: 1

      While I have a manual, I don't think automatics give significantly less control in practice - we're not talking about racing, you shouldn't be driving close enough to the limits where it matters. In some cases, such as busy city driving, having one less thing to think about could be a safety advantage.

    6. Re:hardware solutions & dumbing down the world by shutdown+-p+now · · Score: 1

      The move away from manual transmissions in automobiles is tragic.

      Given that disconnecting the wheels from the engine is just as easy in an automatic (just push the selector forward until it stick - that'll put it in "N"), what relevance does this have to TFA?

      Not only does it dumb down both driving and drivers, it gives less control over the car, and while automatics are starting to get competitive for highway mileage, in the city a human brain can still anticipate better than any automatic.

      Statistics have shown time and again that stick only benefits good drivers when it comes to fuel economy and other efficiency metrics; and the majority of drivers simply aren't good.

      There's even some research suggesting that people driving manual transmissions are statistically safer drivers, having fewer accidents, perhaps because they are more engaged in the process and don't have their brains switched off quite as much while driving.

      I've seen a few driving accidents where a newbie driver with a stick couldn't start moving properly on a steep slope, and ended up rolling back far enough to hit the car behind them. My gut feeling is that experienced stick drivers may well be driving safer on average, but inexperienced ones are more dangerous - because they're too busy fighting with the stick, and not paying enough attention to the road. If you have any actual statistics to show otherwise, I'd be interested in seeing it.

      Actually, I can also think of one other reason why statistics across NA and Europe might give that results - stick is more popular in Europe and most European countries have much more stringent driving exams, whereas in NA, where automatics are more popular, getting a driver license in U.S. is ridiculously easy. Obviously, the easier it is to pass the exam, the more bad drivers you'll have on the road, stick or not.

      Plus, it's just more FUN to drive a manual.

      No, it's not. I've learned to drive with manual, because it was pretty much the only option in my country. I bought an automatic as soon as I moved to Canada, and couldn't be happier. In my utterly subjective opinion, driving a stick is like hunting with a sling - it may be fun for very few people, but definitely not for all, and it's certainly quite pointless for most.

      Let's stop dumbing down the world already. It's freakin' pervasive: computing, driving, hell, gaming, you name it, we seem intent on dumbing it down.

      You confuse "dumbing down" with "making it work for everyone". Just like your average person does not want to waste time building a Linux kernel because it's "fun" - they just want a device that does a certain very specific job for them as effortlessly as possible, so that they can get on with their life and things in it that actually matter to them. Cars are quite similar - for most of us, they're devices to conveniently get from point A to point B. You may think of yours differently, but understand that you are a minority, and pushing your POV on others under the guise of "let's stop dumbing down" is not helpful - quite the opposite.

    7. Re:hardware solutions & dumbing down the world by tompaulco · · Score: 1

      Once you are up to about 20mph you hardly even notice that the power steering is b0rked.
      And if it didn't have power steering in the first place, then it would probably not be noticeably under 20 either. Most of your effort is going into overcoming the added resistance of the "power" equipment.
      I would like to be surprised that a car as small and lightweight as the Focus even HAS power steering, but sadly, I have become used to such foolishness from the car manufacturers.

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    8. Re:hardware solutions & dumbing down the world by couchslug · · Score: 1

      Auto trannys are also MUCH more expensive to overhaul, which means "replace with a remanned unit" in practice.

      I keep my vehicles long enough to wear out auto transmissions or manual clutches. Clutch replacement is MUCH cheaper. IAAM (I Am A Mechanic), but the folks who aren't pay far more for such expensive repairs.

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    9. Re:hardware solutions & dumbing down the world by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "Statistics have shown time and again that stick only benefits good drivers when it comes to fuel economy and other efficiency metrics; and the majority of drivers simply aren't good."

      Maybe the very mentality that leads them to prefer automatics is what makes them not good.

    10. Re:hardware solutions & dumbing down the world by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      > You confuse "dumbing down" with "making it work for everyone".

      He would only be doing that if manuals didn't prove real and objective benefits. Since they do, he is not. It's in fact dumbed down because it forgoes those benefits to cater to the least competent drivers.

      In Europe, 80% of passenger cars are sold with manual transmissions, and having an automatic will harm the resale value of your car. It's the North American culture that prefers to dumb things down to the least common denominator.

    11. Re:hardware solutions & dumbing down the world by Lonewolf666 · · Score: 1

      I remember driving my dad's Audi 100, the last family car without power steering we had. It was relatively lightweight at 2500 pounds empty, and for better leverage it had a larger steering wheel than what is common these days.
      When parking, it did require some strength to turn the wheels, but above maybe 5 mph it was easy. That non-power steering also had one nice property I miss on my current Audi A4:
      You could feel the bumps in the road as vibrations in the steering wheel, as well as uneven traction which would show up as pull on the steering wheel. That was a bit of feedback many cars with power steering have lost.

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    12. Re:hardware solutions & dumbing down the world by gbjbaanb · · Score: 1

      Given that disconnecting the wheels from the engine is just as easy in an automatic (just push the selector forward until it stick - that'll put it in "N"), what relevance does this have to TFA?

      maybe that the Jaguar cruise control (which is very good BTW) can be turned off in a manual gearbox version by depressing the clutch might be what the poster was on about. Alternatively, he could have just been saying that you don't have to switch the engine off, but do all automatic boxes allow you to move to N while you're in motion?

      BTW it is more fun to drive with a manual, you're confusing utility with driving for the sake of it - you might not appreciate a manual when driving to the shops (or so it sounds, and that's fine) but you can't deny that an automatic removes plenty of human interaction with the car, which is a bad thing when you want mor interaction.

    13. Re:hardware solutions & dumbing down the world by swalve · · Score: 1

      It isn't that bad with an old recirculating ball or some other kind of steering gear designed right, but it is no fun driving a rack and pinion (or "ratchet pin and" as I once saw someone type) without assistance.

    14. Re:hardware solutions & dumbing down the world by shutdown+-p+now · · Score: 1

      maybe that the Jaguar cruise control (which is very good BTW) can be turned off in a manual gearbox version by depressing the clutch might be what the poster was on about

      Maybe, but that would be the first time I heard about such thing.

      do all automatic boxes allow you to move to N while you're in motion?

      Haven't seen one that wouldn't let you do it so far (I actually think it may be mandatory as a safety feature - at least I'd make it so).

      you can't deny that an automatic removes plenty of human interaction with the car, which is a bad thing when you want mor interaction.

      I'm not confusing anything. You say it yourself - it's a bad thing if you want more interaction. Some people do, some people don't.

      Ultimately, I file it under the same category as "building your own kernel" - sure it may be fun for some people, and it might net you a few percents of perf improvement if you actually know what you're doing, but it's clearly not a reasonable default recommendation for everyone.

    15. Re:hardware solutions & dumbing down the world by shutdown+-p+now · · Score: 1

      Building your own kernel tailored for your hardware provides "real and objective benefits", but their size in relation to the effort required is so minuscule that it's not worth the bother for most people. Most are better off using a stock kernel that may be slightly less efficient, but with which they don't need to bother figuring out how to do this and that and deal with breakage when stuff goes wrong. Same thing here.

      Now in some parts of Europe, there is a more significant advantage that comes with manual, which is winter (snow/ice) driving. Even then you have to be a good driver to actually use it right, but at least it's worth the bother. It's not an issue that vast majority of Americans have to deal with, however.

  16. Car accidents by Wattos · · Score: 1

    I wonder how many car accidents this failure has caused.

    This is why I don't trust drive by wire systems

    1. Re:Car accidents by Hentes · · Score: 1

      Well it can be turned off by the ignition key.

    2. Re:Car accidents by bluefoxlucid · · Score: 1

      I used cruise control but found it ungodly difficult and dangerous by default, but that's going through winding back roads at 25mph (speed limit). It's unnerving and just ... not responsive to conditions. What is the point of cruise control when your foot is resting on the gas pedal?

      I've also done 100+ mile trips (one way) in that car, cruise control was not helpful and I shut the god damn thing off. It takes significantly more driver concentration to manage the cruise control system--backing off my gas is effective to control road speed in reaction to an increase of hazards (including an increase in driver concentration needs due to more free-moving road hazards), whereas with cruise control I have to tap the brake, and then a moment later when I've settled I have to re-activate cruise control. I'll stick to letting my foot nudge and back off as a reflex, it's less like a flashy show of computer panel button mashing and more of just letting comfort and experience play.

    3. Re:Car accidents by CaptSlaq · · Score: 1

      According to the article, zero.

    4. Re:Car accidents by BattleApple · · Score: 1

      If you find yourself managing the speed of the car with with the cruise control, you're not in a situation where you should be using it. Driving on winding back roads at 25 mph definitely doesn't qualify as "cruising". It's for long stretches of highway when there's few or no other vehicles on the road.

    5. Re:Car accidents by bluefoxlucid · · Score: 1

      It's useless if there's other cars on the highway or curves where you have to brake. Also where do I put my foot? Lean on the accelerator some? It doesn't make sense to me, ever.

    6. Re:Car accidents by BattleApple · · Score: 1

      Where I live there are highways that go for a hundred miles or more in a fairly straight line. Driving at night there aren't many other cars on the road. I can rest my foot on the accelerator without depressing it, or I can bend my knee and put my foot flat on the floor. That said, I still don't find many opportunities to use it. I'm sure people that live in the midwest US use it frequently. There are very long stretches of highway out there with very light traffic. It sounds like you don't live in an area where it would ever make sense to use it.

    7. Re:Car accidents by tompaulco · · Score: 1

      I also hardly ever use cruise control. it is extremely poorly designed. It also reinforces the incorrect idea that you should try to hold your car to a constant speed. It is much more efficient to hold your car to a constant throttle setting. Instead of kicking up and down gears in hills in a vain effort to try to hold 60 MPH, the car should hold a constant throttle setting and allow the car to slow down going uphill and speed up going downhill. This is much better for gas mileage and for the engine and the transmission and makes for a more comfortable ride.

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    8. Re:Car accidents by Reziac · · Score: 1

      Same reason I dislike cruise control and don't use it (when I had a car with CC). It's a nuisance to have to constantly compare road conditions, when anything other than mostly-empty, to "should I turn off CC now?" It's easier to just let my foot automanage it as a throttle setting rather than a speed setting. Also, that's how my truck prefers to be driven, and at its advanced age (almost 34 years), it gets whatever it wants.

      Always makes me cringe when the smog test guy revs it harder to get up to the desired RPMs than I ever do in Real Life.

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  17. same thing can happen in mechanical transmission by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    the same thing can happen in mechanical transmissions, except haha just kidding. software sucks, the best you can do is reset it to a known state on error :)

  18. Oblig. by Isarian · · Score: 1

    A new car built by my company leaves somewhere traveling at 60 mph. The rear differential locks up. The car crashes and burns with everyone trapped inside. Now, should we initiate a recall? Take the number of vehicles in the field, A, multiply by the probable rate of failure, B, multiply by the average out-of-court settlement, C. A times B times C equals X. If X is less than the cost of a recall, we don't do one.

  19. Seriously? by FatLittleMonkey · · Score: 1

    If the fault occurs, cruise control can only be disabled by turning of the ignition while driving

    The advice is really "try turning it off and on again"?

    (How about adding a soft-reset button on the steering wheel for all these drive-by-wire features?)

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    1. Re:Seriously? by tompaulco · · Score: 1

      Be sure and close all your windows before rebooting. You can lose any changed data in your windows if you don't close them properly.

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    2. Re:Seriously? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      yes because every engineering problem can be solved by adding another button....

    3. Re:Seriously? by FatLittleMonkey · · Score: 1

      I meant a reset for the computer(s). Leaving the basic engine, brakes, power steering, etc, under manual control.

      Instead of having to turn off the entire car. (Which is like telling someone to flip the building's mains off-and-on when their browser freezes.)

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    4. Re:Seriously? by Chris+Mattern · · Score: 1

      I meant a reset for the computer(s). Leaving the basic engine, brakes, power steering, etc, under manual control.

      What "manual control"? The computer controls it all, except for basic brake and steering functions (and it does control the power assists on those, too). Unless your car is twenty years old, the engine *will not run* without the computer control!

  20. Could the article be more wrong? by SuperBanana · · Score: 5, Informative

    If the fault occurs, cruise control can only be disabled by turning of the ignition while driving â" which would mean a loss of some control and in many cars also disables power steering.

    Public Service Announcement time from a decade-long car geek.

    SHUTTING OFF YOUR ENGINE WILL NOT CAUSE YOU TO LOSE CONTROL OF YOUR CAR. You'll somewhat slowly come to a stop. You won't "endo". You won't flip over and crash in a ball of fire. Your wheels won't even lock up. Furthermore, once your car is moving at a walking pace, you no longer need power steering. Try it some time in a parking lot. And no, you won't lose your brakes, unless your braking system has been poorly maintained. Test this by shutting off your engine in your driveway and seeing how many times you can press the pedal before it suddenly goes hard. That's where you have lost braking assist. Even further: loss of braking assist does not mean you can't stop the car - you just have to press much, much harder.

    What is dangerous: if the ignition lock on the steering column activates and you need to steer. This is why you should turn the key to the accessory-only position.

    Braking or pressing the cancel button will not work

    Second PSA:

    BRAKING ALWAYS WORKS. With the exception of some ultrapowerful cars like the Veyron, there is an order of magnitude difference between the maximum torque your brakes can generate, and the maximum torque your engine can.

    The key is that you have to stop safely but quickly, firmly, and completely, and STAY STOPPED until you've shut off the engine. If you ride the brakes, you'll keep heating up the rotors, pads, and brake fluid. If the brake fluid boils (or more accurately, the water in the brake fluid, since it's hygroscopic and people aren't good about changing their brake fluid as often as they should) or you exceed the maximum operating temperature of the brake pads (passenger vehicle pads are designed for "cold" bite, ie to be useable for panic stops), then yes, you will not have effective brakes.

    1. Re:Could the article be more wrong? by MBCook · · Score: 1

      Let me see if I get this straight.

      If I turn off my engine by turning the key, then I could end up engaging the ignition lock and the steering wheel won't be able to be turned. Also, I lose power steering, which could make keeping control of the car much more difficult. If my car won't respond to the normal ways to turn off cruise control, I think most people who think to use the keys would instinctively turn the car all the way off, not remember to only turn it to accessory. And in accessory, you still lose the power steering.

      Braking won't disengage cruise control like it normally would. I believe that's what the article was referring to.

      I don't think the article was that bad.

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    2. Re:Could the article be more wrong? by Gordonjcp · · Score: 2

      If it's stuck in gear, you won't lose the power steering since the engine will be getting turned by the momentum of the car.

      If you turn the key off, you won't lock the steering. The lock only comes on when you pull the key right out. If you manage to do this by accident, put the key back in and turn it to accessory.

    3. Re:Could the article be more wrong? by YrWrstNtmr · · Score: 1

      Braking or pressing the cancel button will not work
      Second PSA:
      BRAKING ALWAYS WORKS. With the exception of some ultrapowerful cars like the Veyron, there is an order of magnitude difference between the maximum torque your brakes can generate, and the maximum torque your engine can.


      I think they are referring to the standard practice of pressing the brake to automatically disengage the cruise control. Apparently, that does not work in this case.

    4. Re:Could the article be more wrong? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      On a vehicle with automatic transmission, the engine does not get turned by the momentum of the car.

    5. Re:Could the article be more wrong? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Oh yeah?! What about us poor bastards that have a push button ignition you insensitive clod!

    6. Re:Could the article be more wrong? by Gordonjcp · · Score: 1

      It depends on the gearbox. On most that don't have electronically-controlled selector valves, it will turn the engine once you're above a certain speed.

    7. Re:Could the article be more wrong? by bluefoxlucid · · Score: 1

      SHUTTING OFF YOUR ENGINE WILL NOT CAUSE YOU TO LOSE CONTROL OF YOUR CAR. You'll somewhat slowly come to a stop. You won't "endo". You won't flip over and crash in a ball of fire. Your wheels won't even lock up.

      I owned a 2004 Pontiac GTO at one point and, coming from a 1995 Chevy Cavalier, decided to slow down by shifting from fifth to third and rev matching, then completely releasing the accelerator.

      TOKYO DRIFT TIME!!!!!!!!!!!!

      There was this loud screeching and my car wiggled with every nudge of the steering wheel, it was like floating. The rear tires had completely lost traction on dry, black pave. That fuckin' V8 engine had enough negative torque with the throttle closed to skid my back wheels!

      Have fun shutting your engine off.

    8. Re:Could the article be more wrong? by sjames · · Score: 1

      On many cars, the steering will lock when you turn the key to the off position even if you leave it in the ignition.

    9. Re:Could the article be more wrong? by itsdapead · · Score: 1

      This is why you should turn the key to the accessory-only position.

      I'm sure that will occur to drivers, with (slightly morphine-blurred) hindsight as the nice fire-persons are cutting them out of the wreckage. When you're driving along and the cruise control suddenly jams on, most mere mortal's thought processes will be along the lines of "What the fu...?!"

      More to the point, though, what is this "ignition key" of which you speak? Even in my DasMini you plug the key fob into a wireless socket (which powers everything up and releases the steering lock) and then press a button to start/stop the engine. I thought this was pretty much standard in any non-economy-class car these days?

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    10. Re:Could the article be more wrong? by Chris+Mattern · · Score: 1

      If you turn the key off, you won't lock the steering. The lock only comes on when you pull the key right out.

      Not on any car I've ever driven. In every car I've seen, the key has four or five positions, "Lock", "Off (sometimes)", "Accessories", "On" and "Start". The key can only be removed when it's in the "Lock" position, but turning it to that position *will* lock your steering, even if don't remove the key.

    11. Re:Could the article be more wrong? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      There is almost no difference in steering effort at 40MPH between a car with power steering and a car without. It really only helps when you are stopped or moving very slowly. Any faster than 10-15 MPH, and it really makes no difference in the amount of effort needed to turn the steering wheel. Once you slow down that much, the effort required gradually increases, but really only gets difficult below 5 MPH, at which point it isn't really dangerous.

    12. Re:Could the article be more wrong? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Even if you do lose power steering, like SuperBanana said (and I have verified on multiple occasions while doing stupid shit on a hill years ago), power steering doesn't make a whole lot of a difference once you're going 5-10MPH. Like, to the point that it's wasteful to power the pump at highway speeds because it literally makes no difference at those speeds; probably a fair bit before that, actually.

    13. Re:Could the article be more wrong? by 140Mandak262Jamuna · · Score: 1

      Were you braking? Engine braking might not work in a light car with huge engine. But the OP was talking about fighting an engine with your brake. Try this, since you seem to like doing such things. Floor both the accelerator and the brake at the same time. See who wins. Or floor the accelerator first, get it to some serious speed. Then brake, gently first and then increase the pressure till the brake also floors. Keep the accelerator floored all the time. See if the brake is able to bring the car to rest. You might warp the rotors, ruin the brakes and lose the treads on the tire but you will safely come to rest. That is what the OP was talking about.

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    14. Re:Could the article be more wrong? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That wasn't the negative torque of the engine, that was you screwing up the rev matching downshift. I've daily driven high torque V8 cars (more than a 04 GTO has) for 15 years and have been a driving instructor on road courses for the last 8 years in which I've driven GTO's, and what you describe is impossible if you actually rev matched a downshift. You let the clutch out with way too few RPM, possibly by underestimation, possibly by downshifting into 1st instead of 3rd.

    15. Re:Could the article be more wrong? by BattleApple · · Score: 1

      I'm going to have to double check, but I'm pretty sure my car doesn't let you turn the key to the steering lock position unless the auto transmission is in park.. maybe neutral too. (99 acura tl)

    16. Re:Could the article be more wrong? by jareth-0205 · · Score: 1

      All good advice. Now you carry out that advice when travelling at 70MPH on a busy motorway. Not everybody knows the systems of their car as well as you do, and even those that do are liable to be panicked by the situation.

      How you can argue that potentially locking the steering wheel isn't losing control of your car is beyond me. Are you sure you can find the 'accessories only' position of the key when under that sort of stress?

    17. Re:Could the article be more wrong? by sjames · · Score: 1

      I know mine is like that. It was handy to know that once when I had the throttle cable stick.

    18. Re:Could the article be more wrong? by DerekLyons · · Score: 1

      Public Service Announcement time from a decade-long car geek.

      And like many geeks, your pronouncements are quite true - but irrelevant in the real world.
       

      Furthermore, once your car is moving at a walking pace, you no longer need power steering.

      But that part between whatever speed you are currently doing and a walking pace is a real bitch though.
       

      And no, you won't lose your brakes, unless your braking system has been poorly maintained. Test this by shutting off your engine in your driveway and seeing how many times you can press the pedal before it suddenly goes hard.

      Yes, that's really useful to know, because right after I lose my engine on the highway, I'll be tromping on my brakes.
       

      Braking or pressing the cancel button will not work

      Second PSA:
      BRAKING ALWAYS WORKS.

      Ah yes, you know the nature of the fault better than Jaguar. Oh, wait. You're not talking about the actual topic of the article - which is shutting off cruise control, but like a typical geek you've seized on a detail without considering context and gone off an irrelevant rant.

    19. Re:Could the article be more wrong? by Arlet · · Score: 1

      You might warp the rotors, ruin the brakes and lose the treads on the tire

      The tires would be fine, since the brake counteracts the engine before you get to the tires.

    20. Re:Could the article be more wrong? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "What is dangerous: if the ignition lock on the steering column activates and you need to steer. This is why you should turn the key to the accessory-only position. "

      While we're dispelling myths. I've not yet found a car manufactured since the 1990s that locks the steering wheel while the key is still in the lock, regardless of position. Good ahead, try it (while stationary) on your own car.

    21. Re:Could the article be more wrong? by bluefoxlucid · · Score: 1

      No, he said that shutting off your engine won't cause you to lose control. I simply backed off my engine (in a low enough gear) and it provided enough braking force without the brakes to put me into a rear wheel slide.

      Read the quoted line.

    22. Re:Could the article be more wrong? by LunaticTippy · · Score: 1

      Most jaguars are rear wheel drive, so I can see this experiment resulting in the rear wheels spinning and the front wheels stopped.

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    23. Re:Could the article be more wrong? by bluefoxlucid · · Score: 1

      Okay smart guy, explain how I messed up a rev match if I got the skidding to stop by pushing the gas, and then a sharp release again caused skidding, without disengaging the clutch again. The base speed was 50mph, third gear. Yes, I'm that guy, the one that screws something up once and immediately tries again to see if fire is indeed hot... I still grab cast iron frying pans without thinking about it, multiple times a day sometimes. My reflexes got good enough to not suffer severe burns, problem solved.

    24. Re:Could the article be more wrong? by Arlet · · Score: 1

      I assume that the brake works an all wheels, though, so even the rear wheels would be stopped by the brake.

    25. Re:Could the article be more wrong? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You're right, except it turns out some stupid vehicles have accessory behind LOCK. On those vehicles (eg: Chryslers) perhaps turn the key to "OFF" instead. Although, I've not checked if the steering lock is engaged in "OFF". So before you do that, test it out. Don't want you testing it at speed!

    26. Re:Could the article be more wrong? by residents_parking · · Score: 1

      If you lose the ability to steer, I'd call that loss of control. Suppose the driver is not as strong as you?

      Vacuum assist requires the engine to be running (especially in diesels). Suppose as well as switching off, the driver panics and pushes the clutch pedal, as if doing an emergency stop? Again, suppose the driver is not as strong as you?

      You only have to review the various Toyota stories to know how serious this is.

    27. Re:Could the article be more wrong? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Simple. You don't know how to drive properly, and attribute anything the car does to the car. I see this all the time, hear excuses that people didn't do what I just observed them do. People think they are great drivers until they actually get measured. It's amazing how many things change from "the car did it on it's own" with a day of proper intruction. You screwed up. Negative engine torque is nowhere close to enough on a 04 GTO to cause this. I have driven more than one GTO on racetracks and this does not happen when you lift off the throttle. I have driven cars with way more torque and this does not happen.

      I never claimed to be a smart guy, I'm just someone that knows much more about cars and car control than you do.

    28. Re:Could the article be more wrong? by LunaticTippy · · Score: 1

      There are several reasons front brakes are more effective than rear brakes.

      A lot of cars have drum brakes on the rear, which are less effective than disc brakes.
      There is more weight in the front, thus more friction on the front. When stopping, you do NOT want your rear end to lose traction and start fishtailing, so front brakes are often more effective than the rear brakes.

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    29. Re:Could the article be more wrong? by tompaulco · · Score: 1

      Steering wheel lock will not engage unless the car is in park. Not even neutral. You might need it in neutral because you might be pushing or towing the car, or you might have shut down the engine while traveling at a high rate of speed and had a software glitch in the cruise control.

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    30. Re:Could the article be more wrong? by crrkrieger · · Score: 1

      What is dangerous: if the ignition lock on the steering column activates and you need to steer. This is why you should turn the key to the accessory-only position.

      Not exactly. You can turn the key all the way off, but DO NOT remove it. Next time you turn off your car, try turning the wheel. Then pull out the key and try again. You should hear a click, and then only get a few degrees of movement. Having said that, if you don't think you can change the muscle memory to not pull the key out, then just try turning it to the accessory position.

    31. Re:Could the article be more wrong? by tompaulco · · Score: 1

      Mine locks when the key is in OFF position. 2001 Lexus ES300. I know this intimately because when I tow it behind my RV I have to be sure to put the key in ACC so that the front wheels can pivot.

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    32. Re:Could the article be more wrong? by recharged95 · · Score: 1

      PSA:

      Shutting off your car and putting the key in KOEO or pulling your key out for a brief period (not accessory position), IS BAD. Your steering wheel has the potential to lock and that's not good. Let the key in Accessory mode so you can still turn the wheel if needed.

    33. Re:Could the article be more wrong? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      One thing to add:

      You can ALWAYS put your car in neutral. The engine will continue to run, but no more power will be supplied to the wheels and your brakes will work. PUT YOUR CAR IN NEUTRAL BEFORE SHUTTING OFF THE ENGINE!

    34. Re:Could the article be more wrong? by jbengt · · Score: 1

      BRAKING ALWAYS WORKS. With the exception of some ultrapowerful cars like the Veyron, there is an order of magnitude difference between the maximum torque your brakes can generate, and the maximum torque your engine can.

      If by always works, you mean that your stopping distance is greatly increased and some little old ladies may not have the reaction time or strength to stop the vehicle before crashing.
      I have had the throttle pedal stick in cold snowy weather (mechanical problem due to freezing, not software or electronics) Going about 30 mph, I came to a red light with cars stopping in front of me. I pressed the brake but only slowed down and was not stopping. Thank goodness it dawned on me what was happening, because I would never have stopped in time without throwing the car into neutral.

    35. Re:Could the article be more wrong? by Duhavid · · Score: 1

      Most people who think they are rev matching are really relying on the syncromesh system to do the actual matching.

      http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Manual_transmission#Synchromesh

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    36. Re:Could the article be more wrong? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Why not just shift into neutral?

    37. Re:Could the article be more wrong? by Burning1 · · Score: 1

      If I turn off my engine by turning the key, then I could end up engaging the ignition lock and the steering wheel won't be able to be turned. Also, I lose power steering, which could make keeping control of the car much more difficult. If my car won't respond to the normal ways to turn off cruise control, I think most people who think to use the keys would instinctively turn the car all the way off, not remember to only turn it to accessory. And in accessory, you still lose the power steering.

      Most modern automatics won't permit the steering to lock or the key to be removed unless the vehicle is in park, so this is a non issue. I can't comment on manuals, since sadly, I haven't had the opportunity to drive one in a long while.

      At speed, most cars steer normally weather or not power steering is present, and as other posters have mentioned, the OP is incorrect, so long as the vehicle is in gear (automatic or manual,) you will not lose power steering or power brakes.

      I've done this numerous times in my own cars, and speak from experience.

    38. Re:Could the article be more wrong? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Who in their right mind uses cruise control at high speed in heavy traffic, anyway?

    39. Re:Could the article be more wrong? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If you've got electrohydraulic power steering, the above may not apply...

    40. Re:Could the article be more wrong? by jamesh · · Score: 1

      If you hit the brakes hard enough you should be able to stall the engine, depending on the power of the brakes vs the power of the engine.

    41. Re:Could the article be more wrong? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Sounds like one for the Mythbusters!

    42. Re:Could the article be more wrong? by swalve · · Score: 1

      There are two positions. There is always an "off" that isn't "lock". Just click the key back one position.

    43. Re:Could the article be more wrong? by swalve · · Score: 1

      Because you hit first gear instead of third?

    44. Re:Could the article be more wrong? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      My car (2007 Ford Focus) has an electrically driven power steering pump, so probably will turn off if I switch the ignition off:

      http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Power_steering#Electro-hydraulic_systems

      I must test this tonight!

    45. Re:Could the article be more wrong? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Also some car models are now stopping the engine while idling. They must use some kind of electric pump to create the vacuum needed for the break booster:

      http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Start-stop_system

    46. Re:Could the article be more wrong? by Gordonjcp · · Score: 1

      Not really, since the brake servo holds a fairly large amount of air (and thus vacuum). On a car not equipped with auto start/stop, switch the engine off and press the pedal. After at least three or four depressions, the pedal will start to stiffen up - that's the vacuum gone. The brakes still work, you just have to press harder.

      In a related way, the old Citroens (slashdot coders please fix extended characters) that use hydraulic systems for the steering, brakes and suspension *do* lose hydraulic power when the engine stops, but there is an accumulator sphere (a green metal ball containing a bubble of gas trapped by a rubber sheet, which is compressed by the hydraulic oil) which powers the brakes for a couple of dozen applications with the engine off. I've driven a Citroen XM (quite a big heavy car) with a broken hydraulic pump belt for around 40 miles - the "Low Pressure" light came on immediately, and the "No really, you have to stop *now*" light came on after about 35 miles. Obviously there was no power-assisted steering and the suspension was slowly sinking (pressure from the rear suspension drives the rear brakes, so that when the car is lightly loaded the braking force is reduced). With no pressure at all the brakes do not work at all, which makes tow-starting one that has sat for a few weeks quite entertaining.

    47. Re:Could the article be more wrong? by tehcyder · · Score: 1

      I have had the throttle pedal stick in cold snowy weather (mechanical problem due to freezing, not software or electronics)

      Wouldn't it be more likely to freeze stuck before you started the engine and moved off, rather than after you were moving and the car was warming up? Just curious.

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    48. Re:Could the article be more wrong? by bluefoxlucid · · Score: 1

      The engine would grenade. We're talking about shifting into a gear going 15,000RPM instead of 6,000RPM.

    49. Re:Could the article be more wrong? by bluefoxlucid · · Score: 1

      No not clutchless, I mean actually matching revs so you don't burn your clutch as you let off. Double clutch if you want. Either way. I wasn't willing to go clutchless with that engine, as I've had a 130HP engine kick a gear stick back into my wrist and I didn't want a 400HP engine to do that at 6000RPM.

      Near red line in the first three gears, that engine could totally skid the rear wheels if you let off.

    50. Re:Could the article be more wrong? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Put it in Neutral ?

  21. Prince of Darkness by Bob+the+Super+Hamste · · Score: 1

    So were any of the components in the cruse control system made by Lucas Industries?

    If you have never worked on a British car then the humor may be lost on you but there is an entire sub culture around Lucas the prince of darkness.

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  22. System problem, not software by zenaida_valdez · · Score: 1

    This design flaw was baked in before they wrote the first line of code. Before throttle-by-wire, the brake pedal had two independent kill mechanisms: an electrical switch to open the solenoid circuit, and a vacuum valve to dump the vacuum to the throttle servo. Either was sufficient to defeat the cruise control. Now it's all single thread. I don't want to go back to coil and points, but some control systems should have multiple override.

  23. Diesels have no ignitions by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    (i)If the fault occurs, cruise control can only be disabled by turning of the ignition while driving — which would mean a loss of some control and in many cars also disables power steering.(/i)

    Diesels are compression-ignition engines. They do not have ignition systems, since it is the temperature of compressed air which begins combustion.

    Any cruise control would have to regulate fuel flow, which is electronic through fuel injectors.

  24. Does not apply in the US by damn_registrars · · Score: 1

    Jaguar doesn't sell Diesels here. Like many other manufacturers, they assume that Americans are either too stupid to handle a Diesel, or they assume that Americans still think that all Diesels are the same as the terrible examples our big three produced in the 70s and 80s in response to the oil crisis.

    So yeah, it sucks that Jag has a software glitch. But nobody here has to worry about it since there are exactly zero Diesel X-types in the US.

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    1. Re:Does not apply in the US by Arlet · · Score: 1

      But nobody here has to worry about it since there are exactly zero Diesel X-types in the US.

      Not everybody here is from the US.

    2. Re:Does not apply in the US by CaptSlaq · · Score: 1

      Selling diesel cars in the states has more problems than just perception. It's my understanding that the EPA puts some much more stringent requirements about what comes out the back side with diesels than many places in the world.

    3. Re:Does not apply in the US by damn_registrars · · Score: 1

      But nobody here has to worry about it since there are exactly zero Diesel X-types in the US.

      Not everybody here is from the US.

      Very true, and I could have been more clear on that. However many Americans will use this recall to bash Jaguar, when the recall involves only cars that they could not buy from their local Jaguar dealer for any amount of money.

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    4. Re:Does not apply in the US by mehrotra.akash · · Score: 1

      Like many other manufacturers, they assume that Americans are either too stupid to handle a Diesel

      Not an american, but just wondering, why are Diesels more difficult to handle?

    5. Re:Does not apply in the US by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yes, true, not everybody here is from the US, but only US drivers do not know how to stop a car by stepping on the brake pedal (and not the gas pedal), or shifting into neutral.

    6. Re:Does not apply in the US by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I think by "here", he meant "here, in the US, where I happen to reside" and not "here on /. where everyone is so egotistical they assume i'm talking about /."

    7. Re:Does not apply in the US by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Only the ones that matter are.

      Metric system can bite my ass.

      USA FTW /Troll (oblig)

    8. Re:Does not apply in the US by LunaticTippy · · Score: 1

      Truckers use diesel and are picky about the quality. There is an excellent nationwide network of reliable diesel fuel. When I drive my diesel pickup cross country I just look for truck stops to find a good price for quality fuel, they're usually right on the interstate.

      I don't know what you mean by fuel going bad. Gasoline goes bad in lawnmowers in 6 months, I've started my pickup with year old diesel in it.

      You probably don't notice modern diesel cars, they have invisible exhaust and don't sound like a big rig. I want a diesel Toyota Yaris, gets well over 50mpg with plenty of pep. They're hard to find in the US because a lot of drivers have incorrect preconceptions about diesels.

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    9. Re:Does not apply in the US by yabos · · Score: 1

      You mean they have internet outside the good ol' USA???

    10. Re:Does not apply in the US by damn_registrars · · Score: 1

      Like many other manufacturers, they assume that Americans are either too stupid to handle a Diesel

      Not an american, but just wondering, why are Diesels more difficult to handle?

      They aren't. In the US they developed a reputation as being unreliable, smelly, underperforming, poor fuel economy, etc. None of which were deserved. People convinced themselves that a Diesel couldn't be started in weather below 70F, even though that wasn't true either.

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    11. Re:Does not apply in the US by tompaulco · · Score: 1

      That's kind of harsh and doesn't represent all people from the U.S.
      I, for one, WANT a diesel car, but they don't sell one to my liking. I want an Audi A6 or similar type car with a diesel and a manual transmission. So far, the only manual diesel sedans I have found have been VWs and I am not interested in a VW.
      Every year Audi proclaims that they will have the A6 diesel available in the U.S. within the next two to three years. This has been going on for at least five years.

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    12. Re:Does not apply in the US by mister_playboy · · Score: 1

      It's more that the smog regs were written with gasoline engines in mind. A modern diesel produces more of certain pollutants than a gasoline engine, and less of others. These engines were blacklisted because in some categories of emissions they were over the limits, even when the total emission output across all measures isn't really worse than a gasoline engine.

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    13. Re:Does not apply in the US by damn_registrars · · Score: 1
      Wow, I didn't think people as poorly informed as you would be able to finish the registration here on slashdot.

      Oh, kindly fuck off. Most people grasp the concept of diesels just fine and most Americans know a hell of a lot more about cars than a bunch of Eurotrash morons.

      Since you have already decided to be an asshole, I'll treat you like one.

      Who the fuck do you think you're talking to, shithead? I live in the US and have my entire life. Your assumption of me being "eurotrash" is just as baseless as the rest of the shit you spew out.

      We don't like diesels because they leave bad smells

      Have you been around a Diesel that was made this century? No, you make it abundantly clear that you haven't. Otherwise you would know that your assumption of a bad smell is baseless.

      You know what does smell bad, dickhead? Your own stupidity. Why on earth you came to slashdot to share your ignorance with the world we may never know.

      the fuel goes bad in the tank

      Bull. Shit. Diesel is easily more reliable in storage than gasoline. Diesel can easily sit a full year in a vehicle and run just fine. You cannot say that about gasoline. If you could, you wouldn't need to add fuel stabilizer to a lawnmower before putting it away in the winter.

      and that the fuel is expensive and hard to find

      Wrong again. Not a surprise coming from someone as reality-challenged as you. Diesel is often cheaper per mile driven than gasoline. Any city that gets goods delivered by truck - and that is every fucking city in the US - needs to have Diesel fuel available somewhere.

      Drive across the country (note: this takes more than a few hours unlike European countries) and you have NO idea where to get reliable fuel and what you can get varies widely in quality

      Hey dipshit. I already told you I live in the US. I have driven across this country and Diesel isn't hard to find. Just because you have no fucking clue what you are talking about doesn't make your bullshit make sense.

      Moreover, the reason that diesels have such a bad rep among car guys is not because of the crap diesel Chevettes

      Hey dumbfuck. Diesel Chevettes were rare. The common Diesels from the big three were the land yachts that got around 7mpg. Not only did they perform like ass, they were Diesel version of gas engines which lacked proper compression (amongst other things) to be decent Diesel engines anyways (and often were without turbos as well). Those were the cars that people saw the most and the ones that destroyed the Diesel reputation in this country.

      cars like diesel Rabbit and almost any 70-80's-90's Mercedes diesel

      Are still running.

      white or silver Mercedes with the entire rear end coated with black soot, and pouring more out the tail pipe.

      Where the fuck do you see that? I have seen far more American cars - primarily gas powered cars - that are guilty of your accusation.

      So, to summarize, you know absolutely NOTHING about what are talking about, so STFU.

      My words to you exactly.

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    14. Re:Does not apply in the US by shutdown+-p+now · · Score: 1

      We don't like diesels because they leave bad smells, the fuel goes bad in the tank ... Yes, it will run on just about anything

      You have just concisely demonstrated GP's point - that you, at least, know pretty much nothing about modern diesels.

    15. Re:Does not apply in the US by Jeremiah+Cornelius · · Score: 1

      Nice troll.

      I'll take a "Euro trash" Autobahnwagen over any Detroit garbage you yanks have churned out since '72.

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    16. Re:Does not apply in the US by damn_registrars · · Score: 1

      I, for one, WANT a diesel car, but they don't sell one to my liking

      You, me, and a lot of other people are in this boat together. The lack of diversity in Diesel cars in the US is a joke.

      I want an Audi A6 or similar type car with a diesel and a manual transmission. So far, the only manual diesel sedans I have found have been VWs and I am not interested in a VW.

      You do realize that Audi is owned by VW, and the most common Audis in the US are spiffed-up VWs, right? Granted the A6 is larger than the Passat, but a well dressed Passat is a very nice car in its own right.

      Of course the VW Phaeton (closer to an A8 in size) has a Diesel option, but as usual, we can't get it here in the states.

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    17. Re:Does not apply in the US by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Hey! they don't smell as bad as yo' mama! In fact they smell better than the rotten egg stink coming from your average catalytic converter. I like the smell. I dip my dried camel shit incense sticks in diesel fuel before lighting them. Mmmmm.. lovely.. So, like Archie Bunker says, Shut up, you dumb pollack, you! And get outta my chair!

    18. Re:Does not apply in the US by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It is all deserved. I had two Mercedes Benz diesels in the 1980s, a 240D and a 300D Turbo. Smelly, underperforming, loud, and black exhaust. Both were reliable but very expensive to repair. Fuel cost savings was a wash. The 240D could barely make it up the Sunol Grade in the SF Bay Area. I had to turn on my hazards, move into the slow lane with the trucks, and floor it just to make it up the hill. The cold weather starting with diesels is real, without special additives the fuel will gel. Since diesel is winterized regionally, cold weather starting could be a problem if you buy fuel in a warmer area (Phoenix) and drive into a colder area (Flagstaff). You always have to keep a few bottles of anti-gel additive with you. The only diesels Americans love are in heavy duty pickup trucks.

    19. Re:Does not apply in the US by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Love's, Pilot, Flying J, etc... When I drive across the country, I stop at truck stops, they sell gasolione too. And they usually sell it for far less than other stations. Diesel is very easy to find, both in a city and out on the rural back roads. If you have a smart phone, you can find diesel stations anywhere.

    20. Re:Does not apply in the US by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      that's outrageous

    21. Re:Does not apply in the US by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Our oil refineries are designed to produce much more petroleum than diesel, and we haven't built a new one of those in a long, long time.

    22. Re:Does not apply in the US by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      OG commentor may have meant "'here' in the US."

  25. Clueless OP by CanHasDIY · · Score: 1

    If the fault occurs, cruise control can only be disabled by turning of the ignition while driving — which would mean a loss of some control and in many cars also disables power steering.

    Obviously stub writer knows approximately jack about how cars function... shutting off the ignition will "disable," i.e. shutdown, the power steering in all cars, as the power steering pump is driven by the belt assembly. However, that's hardly a safety concern at speed; many modern autos automatically shut down the power steering system when traveling at highway speeds, as it is only a useful system at low speeds.

    The real problem with turning the ignition (key) to the OFF position is that the steering lock will engage, making it impossible to change trajectory until you turn the ignition back on.

    FYI, the best thing to do in an "out of control cruise" situation would be to put the transmission in neutral, get to the shoulder, and stop, THEN shut the ignition off; doing so may grenade the engine, but it will also save your life.

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    1. Re:Clueless OP by w_dragon · · Score: 1

      Every car I've ever driven has a key position between 'on' and 'wheel lock'. On most cars it's the accessories position, on my current car it seems to be 'off but wheel unlocked'. I haven't driven a Jag before but I doubt turning off the engine puts you right into the wheel lock state.

    2. Re:Clueless OP by CanHasDIY · · Score: 1

      Every car I've ever driven has a key position between 'on' and 'wheel lock'. On most cars it's the accessories position, on my current car it seems to be 'off but wheel unlocked'. I haven't driven a Jag before but I doubt turning off the engine puts you right into the wheel lock state.

      In a panic situation, ACC is hard to find.

      Voice of experience here.

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    3. Re:Clueless OP by Arlet · · Score: 1

      My car doesn't have a key. It has a single push button, and I have no idea what happens if you push it while driving. :)

    4. Re:Clueless OP by sjames · · Score: 1

      It actually varies a lot by the make of car. You should know the best procedure for your car. Advising people to do something that may blow up the engine is a good way to make people too hesitant to take the necessary step. Not to mention, a blown engine may cause sudden loss of visibility and result in an accident.

      In many cars with steering lock, the key will NOT go to the lock position unless the car is in park. It's easy enough to find out if that applies to your car or not in the safety of your driveway. Newer cars often have rev limiters. If so, the engine will not be damaged if you put it in neutral (press the clutch) and floor it. Don't test this one, consult the manual!

      Pushbutton start cars generally require you to press and hold the button for a few seconds to turn the engine off while at speed.

      The brakes are generally stronger than the engine. You can come to a stop even if the cruise control is fighting you. Do not use the brakes to slow down a bit, that will cause them to overheat and become useless. Stand on them to come to a stop as quickly as possible, then shut off the engine.

    5. Re:Clueless OP by CanHasDIY · · Score: 1

      It actually varies a lot by the make of car. You should know the best procedure for your car. Advising people to do something that may blow up the engine is a good way to make people too hesitant to take the necessary step. Not to mention, a blown engine may cause sudden loss of visibility and result in an accident.

      Well, personally, I'd rather have a blown engine than be a corpse, but YMMV...

      In many cars with steering lock, the key will NOT go to the lock position unless the car is in park. It's easy enough to find out if that applies to your car or not in the safety of your driveway.

      Definitely good advice.

      Newer cars often have rev limiters.

      Newer, premium cars often do; most lower end vehicles (the type a majority of the population drive) do not come with such features standard. Consult your manual/VIN number to be sure.

      If so, the engine will not be damaged if you put it in neutral (press the clutch) and floor it. Don't test this one, consult the manual!

      More sound advice.

      Pushbutton start cars generally require you to press and hold the button for a few seconds to turn the engine off while at speed.

      Will have to take your word on that, I stopped working on cars professionally shortly before push-buttons came back into vogue.

      The brakes are generally stronger than the engine. You can come to a stop even if the cruise control is fighting you. Do not use the brakes to slow down a bit, that will cause them to overheat and become useless. Stand on them to come to a stop as quickly as possible, then shut off the engine.

      Tell that to an out-of-control Toyota owner, Lolz.

      Seriously, though, I'd still rather have a toasted engine than risk becoming a corpse, but that's a personal choice.

      Cars are replaceable, lives are not.

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    6. Re:Clueless OP by LunaticTippy · · Score: 1

      I'm not aware of any cars made in the last 20 years that don't have an RPM limiter. The next time you're in a rental or your mother-in-law's car try putting it in neutral and flooring the accelerator. It'll go up to several hundred RPM below the red line and flutter lower. You're not really hurting the engine, but you shouldn't do it all the time.

      If anyone's car ever tries to bolt uncontrollably, put it in neutral. That is safe for the car, and much safer for the driver than standing on the brakes.

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    7. Re:Clueless OP by tompaulco · · Score: 1

      Pushbutton start cars generally require you to press and hold the button for a few seconds to turn the engine off while at speed.
      Ahh, just like a computer. To turn it off, press the "ON" button and hold it for awhile. or like Windows, to stop Windows, first click Start....

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    8. Re:Clueless OP by sjames · · Score: 1

      If you blow the heads off and lose all visibility, the non-corpse option might be lost. Personally I'd rather know my car well enough to bring it safely to a stop without destroying it if at all possible, but if you just like destroying cars, that's your business.

      For example, I know MY car well enough to confidently switch the engine off and pull over. No destruction required. Because I can do it without destruction, I won't have even the slightest tendency to under-estimate the need to take that step immediately.

      I fully agree that life is more important, I just know that people in a panic may hesitate (panic means not making calm rational decisions!) if there is a possibility of totaling their only transportation AND that there is usually a non-destructive procedure to stop if you know your car well enough. Everyone should know what that non-destructive procedure is so they will use it without hesitation if it's ever needed.

      Honda Civics have rev limiters.

    9. Re:Clueless OP by CanHasDIY · · Score: 1

      People such as you and me are the exception to the rule. *Most* drivers are only as familiar with their vehicles as they have to be to operate it.

      FWIW, I'm speaking from the angle of a long-time gearhead and trained automotive technician, and in my experience, most people don't know nor care about the technical aspects we've been discussing; therefore, again based on my experience as a "car guy," I focus on methods that are the most effective means of safely stopping an out-of-control vehicle for laymen.

      Personally, I think earning a driving license should require more than a trip around the town square, but that is a discussion for another thread.

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    10. Re:Clueless OP by tehcyder · · Score: 1

      My car doesn't have a key. It has a single push button, and I have no idea what happens if you push it while driving. :)

      It operates the ejector seat.

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  26. WHY? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    That's why you never trust a computer when manual controls will do. Seriously.... Not worth it. Maybe that's why I drive a 70s era car. Not great gas mileage, but everyone sure seems to get out of my way (as opposed to the usual honking and "get out of my way" attitude) when driving at my own calm at the speed limit pace. So I"m not exactly speeding along - but I do get there. An I can enable and disable cruise control at will.

    You can't beat manual. It will either work or it won't. It it doesn't, it won't effect the rest of the car's functions. Other than optimal efficiency I don't see why so many people risk such dangers (relying on error prone automatic / computer controlled devices). Mistakes happen. Why not try to avoid as many as possible? The simpler, the better - the less there is to break down or malfunction.

  27. You are a lucky person by SmallFurryCreature · · Score: 1

    But some of us are not and we might have to loose speed FAST. NOW, not AFTER our brains have processed not just that we need to stop in a hurry BUT that now something is wrong and we have to do something we never really thought about doing while whatever has made it necessary to stop is approaching at 130km/h.

    Or translated, I am driving on cruise control, which means I am NOT fully in control of the car because I am not expecting anything, when suddenly there is an accident in front me. I slam on the brakes and rather then them working fully against ONLY the weight of the car, they now got to work against the engine to. A Jaguar engine, not a tiny city mobile. Now I got to get my hands of the steering wheel while I am trying to avoid a high speed collision and fiddle with the keys...

    Your use case only applies if a decide to disengage cruise control early on while driving comfortable with plenty of time to asses the situation and come up with a solution.

    I hope if this ever happens to anyone, they will have that time and empty road ahead of them and quickness of mind to come up with your solution because I just know your average motorists is perfectly capable of doing this... why yes, I do not drive, I go by train. Why do you ask?

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    1. Re:You are a lucky person by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      You won't even brake noticeably less. The brakes should be strong enough to lock up the wheels even while accelerating with full power, making this no different than any other emergency braking.
      ABS will also still work, though you might notice some slightly different than usual behavior there, as the wheels start accelerating when the brakes release.

    2. Re:You are a lucky person by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Throw it in neutral while braking if it's doing that and you won't have to worry about a thing. Modern engines have rev limiters to prevent damage. Also, if it was caused by a defect, Jaguar should replace any parts damaged due to the defect, especially if it was a safety issue. There's a reason why "N" is right next to "D".

  28. Re Cruise control problem by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Right joking aside people unless it is something you use do not have any mods done yet a lot cars that have had the mod attempted are now waiting for an extensive repair job as it kills the car DEAD personal experience of 5 people with said cars that are now at the dealers awaiting a major repair this is not a joke folks ..

  29. Sounds like the Toyota problem by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Doesn't this problem seem similar to the Toyota acceleration problem (and even standing on the brakes doesn't work?).

    I always wondered in Toyota's case if it wasn't the cruise control losing its mind and hammering the accelerator (which it certainly could do). They blame it on a sticky accelerator but from some cases a read the car accelerates on its own much like a cruise control would do.

  30. Give me discrete controls any day by DragonHawk · · Score: 1

    In fact, discreet circuits are theoretically harder to test than software that does the same thing and certainly harder to debug.

    People like you scare me.

    I'm not sure it's even possible to create software that does *the same thing* as a discreet circuit. If it is possible, it's never done in practice. Software invariably does more. (Trivial example: Memory management.) And that is where the problem lies.

    Discrete controls will be assigned to one task and one task only (because making them do more makes the problem more complex, and thus involves more work). In practice, this makes them easier to test and debug.

    Software will be assigned multiple tasks, for reasons unknown, but probably related to misguided thinking similar to the parent poster's. This still makes the problem more complex, but for some reason complexity in software is regarded as "feature rich".

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    1. Re:Give me discrete controls any day by Arlet · · Score: 1

      I'm not sure it's even possible to create software that does *the same thing* as a discreet circuit

      That would be quite easy. It's the opposite way that's often impossible. Problems that can be easily solved in software are often too complex to solve in hardware.

      Software will be assigned multiple tasks, for reasons unknown

      The reasons are clear: software is capable of solving complex problems for a low price, and customers want those features.

    2. Re:Give me discrete controls any day by firewrought · · Score: 1

      People like you scare me.

      Be scared... the "don't use software for life-critical functions" ship sailed a long, long time ago.

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    3. Re:Give me discrete controls any day by AJH16 · · Score: 1

      I think in part you may misunderstand me. There are two trends that work in conjunction, one of which is scary, one of which is not. Doing things in software as opposed to hardware beyond fairly simple things can be both easier to test and easier to make reliable if properly done (and potentially cheaper as well). The problem that you identified with software is the fact that engineers in general (software developers included) tend to run wild when given the ability to do more than they need to. This is why in many practical situations the software ends up being more complex than the discreet hardware would be, but there is no reason that a well tested micro-controller could not be coded to do the same thing as a discreet circuit just as reliably (at least when dealing with digital circuits). The ease of development and testing of either a discreet circuit based system or a software based system will be directly related to the skill of the engineer doing the development. Either can be done well and either can be a disaster.

      Personally I speak from experience as a developer who has done some discreet circuit work in the past and regularly uses micro-controllers to serve the same purpose in hobby work simply because it is quicker and easier for me to program the logic in to the micro-controller than it is for me to fabricate and debug the necessary discreet circuit.

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    4. Re:Give me discrete controls any day by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You don't know what your talking about.

      First you have hardware descriptive languages like VHDL, these work on FPGA's and re-organise the hardware to perform a function. Car manufacturers have finally started using them for cost reasons, you can buy a COTS FPGA and program it to emulate x86, to route network traffic, read telemetry readings etc... It's much cheaper and FPGA's can be tested in the same manor you would test hardware.

      Memory management isn't a requirement of software, assembly languages are a prime example. Memory management is useful on large scale products. But what if I'm simply controlling the locking mechanism for a car? I emulated something like that during uni on a 16bit micro-controller in less than 50 lines of assembly. There was no memory management because it wasn't needed.

      Good safety critical software is test lead, it has predefined requirements, it is a lot different from your usual developer house practices your software solution will cost almost as much to develop as a hardware solution but with much lower production costs (chip runs are expensive). It is also much easier to port the software design.

      The real question here is why are car manufacturers doing this themselves since it is far outside their core competencies.

    5. Re:Give me discrete controls any day by swalve · · Score: 1

      The problem isn't the computerization so much as the general-computerization. Cars have had computers for a long time now, but they were purpose built, hand assembled devices. Now, they just throw a heatsink on an ARM, load Linux and hope for the best.

    6. Re:Give me discrete controls any day by swalve · · Score: 1

      There was a time when telephones and video players didn't need to be rebooted. That ship has sailed.

    7. Re:Give me discrete controls any day by AJH16 · · Score: 1

      But that isn't entirely true. Yes, as the system becomes more advanced, bugs slip in which make things eventually require rebooting to deal with, but many phones and video players run on firmware and/or software that does not require rebooting. Many DVD and Bluray players run on software but can run without restarting for as long as one would care to leave it on. The same can be said for many feature phones, particularly the ones that run BREW. As complexity increases, the likelihood of a need to reboot does increase unless testing also increases, but comparing a complex, general purpose system to a simple, single or limited purpose system is really apples to oranges as the majority of the development and issues goes in to dealing with edge cases and a general purpose device has exponentially more edge cases.

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  31. I'll stick to my old vehicles by DigiTechGuy · · Score: 1

    I'll keep driving my old carbureted vehicles. They just plain work every time. I only owned one fuel injected vehicle and it was the worst vehicle I ever owned. Carbureted vehicles with no computers just plain work every time, so that's what I'll stick with. Technology is great and I enjoy working with it in my career, but I flat out do not need a computer or any fancy electronics in my vehicles.

  32. Re:The software cannot have been made in India by CaptSlaq · · Score: 1

    This would be funny if Ford hadn't owned Jag at the time these were built.

  33. Re:The software cannot have been made in India by SimonTheSoundMan · · Score: 1

    Try Birmingham or Coventry in the UK. :)

    Soon add Wolverhampton to the list.

  34. Could you please read the arcticle slowly? :) by xded · · Score: 1

    which would mean a loss of some control and in many cars also disables power steering.

    SHUTTING OFF YOUR ENGINE WILL NOT CAUSE YOU TO LOSE CONTROL OF YOUR CAR.

    TFA was referring to a loss of some control, which is exactly what happens when you lose power steering/brake assist. It was not referring to a total loss of control or "endo"...

    Test this by shutting off your engine in your driveway and...

    Don't. With modern vehicles, letting the engine rotate while powered off may damage the catalytic converter when it is reached by non-burned/liquid fuel. You should only do that for a 10-20 meters in case of an emergency start (e.g., depleted battery due to age/cold temperatures).

    Braking or pressing the cancel button will not work

    BRAKING ALWAYS WORKS

    TFA, again, is correct since it is explaining that braking will not work for the purpose of disabling cruise control.

    1. Re:Could you please read the arcticle slowly? :) by BattleApple · · Score: 2

      With modern vehicles, letting the engine rotate while powered off may damage the catalytic converter when it is reached by non-burned/liquid fuel.

      If the ignition switch is off, the fuel injectors won't be injecting.. Still, it's probably not a great idea

  35. Braking always works by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Unless they're Toyota brakes, where the electronics apparently can't always tell that you're standing on the brake pedal.

    1. Re:Braking Always Works by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      BRAKING ALWAYS WORKS. With the exception of some ultrapowerful cars like the Veyron, there is an order of magnitude difference between the maximum torque your brakes can generate, and the maximum torque your engine can.

      One other notable exception would be the ultrapowerful, er, Toyota Prius, which needed software changes to ensure that the electric motor is reliably throttled when the driver steps on the brakes. Electric motor and petrol engine combined, running at full "throttle" could otherwise overwhelm the brakes. Oops.

  36. Not Toyota Software? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    What, they didn't buy the software from Japan?

  37. I miss the days when it had to be perfect... by Windows+Breaker+G4 · · Score: 1

    I miss the days when it had to be perfect the first time, think about it, in the days of old, it seems like now people have no issue releasing half done games (I'm looking at you EA!) because "we can just patch it later". Gone are the days when that would have cost so much it had to be right the first time. I kinda miss those days.

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  38. What about Neutral by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Why are they not recommending shifting into neutral? It is by far the safest thing to do, rather than turning off the ignition at speed and possibly locking the steering if you turn the key too far. Of course, the engine would be bouncing off the rev limiter the whole time, but that's a secondary concern to stopping the car safely. Did Jaguar make it so their automatic transmission cannot be shifted into neutral? I didn't think that was a legal design, I assumed (possibly incorrectly) that transmissions must be able to be shifted into neutral as a safety feature in case of a stuck throttle.

    If they can be shifted into neutral, then it sounds like Jaguar is trying to save money by risking lives instead of risking replacing a few engines. Assuming that's Jaguar's actual advice, and not just computerworld's take on it.

  39. Don't think you've quite got it right... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Furthermore, once your car is moving at a walking pace, you no longer need power steering. Try it some time in a parking lot.

    Eh, actually, it's the other way around - power steering is required to provide more assistance at lower speeds. Do try it - have some friends push you in a parking lot with the car in neutral. Steering effort will be much higher than you're used to. It's more difficult to test this on the highway (because you'd have to turn your car off), but if you've ever driven an older car that doesn't have power steering, you'll know that when compared to a vehicle with power steering, there is virtually no difference in steering effort on the highway, but at parking lot speeds there is noticeably more effort (although not as much effort as there would be if your car has power steering, but it isn't functioning).

    1. Re:Don't think you've quite got it right... by tompaulco · · Score: 1

      Furthermore, once your car is moving at a walking pace, you no longer need power steering. Try it some time in a parking lot.
      Eh, actually, it's the other way around -
      He IS saying it the right way around, just going from the opposite direction. He is saying once you get to a walking pace FROM ZERO, then you no longer need the power steering. I also made that mistake on the first readthrough.

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  40. This reflects total incompetence by Animats · · Score: 1

    This is totally incompetent real-time programming and hardware design. There should be a stall timer in the hardware, and it should only be reset after all the safety-related conditions have been checked on each cycle. Safety-related functions and non-safety-related functions must be strongly isolated, preferably in different CPUs. This is all well understood. Some people need to be fired.

    I worked with some of the people who designed the Ford EEC IV, which controlled most Ford cars in the 1980s. Backup systems included 1) a hardware stall timer, 2) a hard-wired dumb control unit for "limp home" mode if the software failed, and 3) limited throttle authority for the computer-controlled actuator. The program was etched onto the CPU chip (not Flash, not EPROM, not PROM, permanently masked onto the custom Intel 8061 CPU chip during manufacture) and was unchangeable. A bolt-on ROM module held the constants for the vehicle model. The design life for the hardware was 30 years. Massive amounts of effort went into verifying the correctness of the software. Everything from proof of correctness to checking behavior during an EMP spike from a lightning strike was used. I've been in the Faraday cage used for that. No recall was ever necessary, and tens of thousands of Ford vehicles from the 80s are still running that software.

    That's what you want down at the safety related levels. The "infotainment" software can be as sloppy as most web programming, but the low level stuff has to just work, no matter what.

    1. Re:This reflects total incompetence by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Agreed!

    2. Re:This reflects total incompetence by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That's a big conclusion to draw from a press release. I'd be suprised if you'd find an engine management system on the market that didn't have cross-checking in hardware and software. Jaguar was owned by Ford at the time and the X-Type is based on Ford's CD132 platform. I'm sure you'll agree, Ford know a thing or two about making cars :).

      You seem to be a fan of the EEC IV era of electronics. Here's an article worth reading about Ford, EMC, cruise control and the EEC IV:

      http://www.safetyresearch.net/2011/09/06/how-ford-concealed-evidence-of-electronically-caused-ua-and-what-it-means-today/

      Just some notes on the rest of your post:
      o As good as it was, the Ford EEC IV was programmed in assembly, which made it harder to test. The code was also nowhere near as complex as today's controllers (partly due to the overhead of safety and emissions control software).
      o Common rail diesel engines are controlled by the fuel quantity injected by the injector. Fuel injections are a little harder to control than a throttle valve. In any case, a "limited throttle authority for the computer-controlled actuator" has no place in a diesel control system.
      o Flash wasn't an option in the 80's, and EPROMs didn't have the longevity. How does a masked part make any difference to safety? Flash-based ECUs these days won't start the engine until the image has been verified and the image is often checked continuously.
      o Ditto with the bolt-on ROM module for vehicle calibration.
      o Design life: I don't think Ford's requirements have changed here, and remember that Jaguar was owned by Ford at the time. The X-Type was based on the Ford CD132 platform, so Ford's own specifications.
      o EMP spikes? Big deal. Go look at fordemc.com. Vehicle testing EMC chambers are fun places to be and they are hardly a thing of the past.

  41. Shift car to neutral? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Wouldn't shifting the car into neutral essentially negate the engine in this case and be easier than playing with the ignition key?

  42. Or you could . . . by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Just throw in the clutch. Problems averted.

    Wait, what? You don't have a clutch you say?

    Problem located, step 2 is getting it fixed.

  43. Toyota's CYA by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    So, in the grand scheme of things, our cars are getting more buggy due to poor coders. Does anyone know if this work has been outsourced and, if so, to whom?

    1. Re:Toyota's CYA by tompaulco · · Score: 1

      Tata already owns Jaguar, so i don't know that they can outsource it any further. Maybe to China?

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  44. Shift into neutral. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Most automatics can be shifted into neutral just by pushing the lever, to handle emergency situations like this. Shift into neutral, and brake and steer to a safe stop.

  45. Put it in H by debrain · · Score: 1
  46. DIESEL Jags????????? by ArtFart · · Score: 0

    Dear Lord, I **AM** getting old. Ah, well, maybe that model actually can run on Guinness.

  47. Another work-around by T.E.D. · · Score: 1

    Jaguars have two gas tanks. Just keep the second one empty, and switch to it if your cruise control won't disengage.

  48. PEBSWAS by Gazzonyx · · Score: 1

    I thought driver issues were actually PEBSWAS : Problem Exists Between Steering Wheel And Seat.

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  49. To add to the above insightful comments by Burning1 · · Score: 1

    I agree 100% with the conclusions you make, but could offer a couple of technical thoughts:

    And no, you won't lose your brakes, unless your braking system has been poorly maintained. Test this by shutting off your engine in your driveway and seeing how many times you can press the pedal before it suddenly goes hard. That's where you have lost braking assist. Even further: loss of braking assist does not mean you can't stop the car - you just have to press much, much harder.

    Even on most automatics, with the ignition shut off, the transmission is still driving the engine. Even though the engine isn't 'running' it's still pulling a vacuum, and driving accessories. So long as you do not put the car in neutral, your vacuum assist power brakes will still function normally. Same is true of the power steering.

    Neither power steering nor power brakes should be necessary on most modern cars. As you mentioned, power steering has zero impact once the car is moving, and in fact, steering feel can be improved by disabling it (done on many race cars.) Power brakes are more useful, but it's possible to stop the car by pressing on the brake pedal with both feet, and doing so is much more effective than trying to over-power the engine, especially if you have a rear wheel drive car.

    In the case of a rear wheel drive car, your strong brakes are up front, and the engine can easily overpower the weaker rear brakes. This is especially true since most modern RWD cars are either sports cars, or larger trucks. If you attempt to overpower the engine using the brakes, you can induce rear-wheel spin, especially at low speed, which will result in over-steer, and probable loss of control.

  50. Wow. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Why so rude? Are all Europeans 'Eurotrash morons' to you or was there a particular subset of Europeans to whom you referred? Only a few days ago you were complaining about "absurdly ad hominem attacks" on conservatives (http://slashdot.org/comments.pl?sid=2468844&cid=37665704) but I guess it's okay when you're complaining about people in other countries.

  51. Complexity breeds failure by DragonHawk · · Score: 1

    I'm not sure it's even possible to create software that does *the same thing* as a discreet circuit

    That would be quite easy. It's the opposite way that's often impossible. Problems that can be easily solved in software are often too complex to solve in hardware.

    Software which *includes* (proper superset) the features of a discrete control solution is easy, sure. But software that does *the same thing* as a discrete control (mutually inclusive)? Not so much. Certainly if you're programming anything fancier than a fairly simple microcontroller, you're going to start doing a lot more things that weren't happening before.

    Complexity breeds failure. Complex software doing complex things is going to be less reliable than simple solutions doing simple things. If you want a robust system, design many small parts doing simple things, and strive for high cohesion and low coupling. That way, when the system running the catalytic converter tuning fails, the cruise control is completely unaffected.

    That does mean you don't get to have a single computer controlling every aspect of the car, though. Higher costs and less sexy.

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  52. No. by SuperBanana · · Score: 1

    "TFA was referring to a loss of some control, which is exactly what happens when you lose power steering/brake assis"

    Again: Wrong. Brake assist continues as normal until you've used up the vacuum reservoir, which requires pumping the brakes repeatedly; you could stop your car SEVERAL times from highway speeds based off the vacuum reservoir alone (which, incidentally, is 'charged' from engine vacuum. Guess what happens when you turn off the ignition? You've got a closed throttle and a moving engine, which equals...ENGINE VACUUM.) If you have hydraulic assist (some older Audis and VWs), you have about THIRTY pushes of the brake pedal before you lose brake assist.

    Power steering does virtually nothing at highway speeds.

  53. Wrong by SuperBanana · · Score: 1

    Also, I lose power steering, which could make keeping control of the car much more difficult.

    No, it won't. I meant it when I said that at highway speeds, your power steering is doing virtually nothing. Plus: you don't need to do much steering to stop your car.

    You actually get MORE feel and control, because the power steering won't be hiding the steering feel. Most modern cars these days can be driven practically with your pinky finger.

  54. Ford Pinto by KingAlanI · · Score: 1

    Ford tried this kind of calculation with the Pinto, and look what it got them, legal/financial trouble even if one doesn't care about the ethics.

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  55. Automakers need updates too. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Well da....
    Software can be expected to need
    an update. This needs to be fixed
    but to call it a recall tells me that
    the communication with the computers
    in the cars and communications with
    owners is just not part of the product design.

    Security is a massive issue but knowing
    what updates are available in this modern
    world of cell phones, bluetooth and more
    makes it just silly.

  56. http://www.mvt.ro/auto/Jaguar by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    It`s happen ... mercedes call the same , but many more cars , we are human we can`t make perfect things !! http://www.mvt.ro/auto/Jaguar