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  1. Re:No images on Laser Camera Can See Around Corners · · Score: 5, Funny
  2. Look on the plus side on Paying With the Wave of a Cellphone · · Score: 1

    I for one will be saving money though this scheme

    "This isn't the Android you are looking for"

  3. Re:Firefox plugins on Firefox Is Lagging Behind, Its Co-Founder Says · · Score: 1

    If I've said it once I've said it a thousand times; use an HTTP proxy like Privoxy

    Problem solved. I can't believe the contortion people get themselves into over ad blocking.

  4. Redmond rage on Microsoft Employees Love Their iPhones · · Score: 1

    Apparently, despite it being frowned upon by senior management, iPhone use is rampant among the Redmond rank and file.

    Need to practice ducking airborne chairs? There's an app for that!

  5. Apple on Key Web App Standard Approaches Consensus · · Score: 0, Troll

    Apple declined to comment about its support for IndexedDB.

    However, if IE, Mozilla, and Chrome support Indexed DB, and it becomes a W3C standard, it's likely Apple won't have much choice, because programmers will begin to use it.

    Happily for Apple, Google has detailed its approach in a Chrome design document and has begun checking Indexed DB code into WebKit, the open-source project that underlies both Safari and Chrome. That means Apple will be able to adopt a tested version of the technology relatively quickly.

    Browser OS/webapps isn't really their market.

    Personally, I reckon they are trying to work out who to sue.

  6. Re:From the days of "winmodems" on Toyota Acceleration and Embedded System Bugs · · Score: 1

    "Never replace hardware with software"

    That's what she said

    heck the solution is add some grease

    That's what I said

  7. Re:Another discovery on Fastest (and Most Compact) Stellar Spinner Confirmed · · Score: 5, Funny

    i found red lint in my navel. BUT MY SWEATER IS BLUE!?!??!?!! WHY?????

    Perhaps you have a binary star system in your navel, and the Doppler effect is inducing velocity variations in the spectral lines in the light between the lint and your eyes.

    Is the lint changing colour every 5.4 minutes? Is your head 16,000 light years away from your head?

    I think we should send in the University of Warwick to investigate.

  8. YRO? on Final Decision Deferred On ".xxx" Domains · · Score: 5, Insightful

    It scares the hell out of me,' says Malcolm Day, head of AdultShop.com, adding that if adult websites weren't allowed to have '.com' domains and could only register under the '.xxx' address, then 'many governments (across the world) would try to block them.'"

    They better not try that here, we have the Human Rights Act

    (I don't care what anyone else says, fapping is a human right..)

    I have the weight of the legal world behind me! (most of them are wankers :->)

  9. Scope on Law Prevents British Websites From Being Archived · · Score: 3, Insightful

    (No, I didn't read the article) Surely this restriction would only apply to British "archivists"? What if you are caching this page from an American server? Or Sweden? ;-) I don't know how Google's cache works, but I imagine it must be national for speed reasons Does that mean they are infringing UK law?

  10. Re:The question is if GoDaddy is trustworthy. on GoDaddy Wants Your Root Password · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    Mods, now is the time for action

    Mod this man up +5 Informative, stat. The most deserving post I have seen for a long LONG time

  11. Re:They physically own the box on GoDaddy Wants Your Root Password · · Score: 1

    I don't mind them having my password

    It's SAGAPO

  12. Re:Bugger. on The Future of OpenSolaris · · Score: 2, Funny

    "Can somebody show me something good to come from the Oracle-Sun deal? Anything?"

    Cutlery related anecdotes for the next 10 billion years

  13. Re:Why four legs? on DARPA Puts $32M Toward Quadruped Robot Prototype · · Score: 1

    Quick joke: What has 3 heads, 2 arms, 2 wings and 8 legs?

    A man sitting on a horse with a chicken on his head

  14. Re:Why four legs? on DARPA Puts $32M Toward Quadruped Robot Prototype · · Score: 1

    Wouldn't six be more stable, distribute weight better, and be more redundant in case of failure of a limb?

    Extra limbs are a whole extra level of complexity in terms of limb control and present extra vulnerabilities as well as extra benefits. Like with anything, limbs present diminishing returns; millions of years of evolution has settled on 4 limbs as a good number for a large land creature.

    Or, if you prefer "God made it that way".

    Or, "4 legs GOOD, 6 legs BAD"

  15. Re:oh god... on "Limited Edition" SSD Has Fastest Storage Speed · · Score: 4, Funny

    "I was so eager to test it that I pounded on this drive all night "

    Possible poor choice of words?

    "Er, I was testing IOs per second."

  16. Re:Serious issues found with X on Windows 7 Can Create Rogue Wi-Fi Access Point · · Score: 4, Funny

    Insightful? He's got the century wrong!

  17. Re:Serious issues found with X on Windows 7 Can Create Rogue Wi-Fi Access Point · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Microsoft Z has been found to contain feature X, which purports to do Y but used incorrectly could instead cause W! Linux has had feature X since 20VV, the 'Year of the Linux Desktop'.

    True. Incompetent users are the problem irrespective of platform. Never forget - computers do what you tell them to do, not what you meant them to do

    Watch us both get modded down now

  18. Re:"Obi-Wan Kenobi, You're our only hope!" on Considering Cheaper Pico-Projectors As Standard Equipment On Cell Phones · · Score: 4, Funny

    It needs to be a holographic projector, or don't bother.

    I have one of those, but it's locked to Vaderfone

  19. I know how they will react on Verizon To Allow Skype Calling On Its Network · · Score: 4, Funny

    Some are wondering how the DoJ and law enforcement will react to a major upsurge in fully encrypted traffic.

    Place a large order for Post-it notes?

  20. Re:Maybe I'll finally be able to buy a small lapto on Acer Announces First NVIDIA Ion2-Based Netbook · · Score: 1

    Well they could but no company has the balls to build a notebook with a 20 pound battery!!! (not to mention the fire hazard...)

    That'd be funny. Kevin Smith would buy one

    Kevin shoves 20 pound laptop battery down the front of his pants
    Kevin approaches check in
    [Attendant] Please put all your hand luggage on the scales to be weighed, sir.
    [Kevin] Certainly...

  21. Re:Maybe I'll finally be able to buy a small lapto on Acer Announces First NVIDIA Ion2-Based Netbook · · Score: 1

    Well, actually it seems here that I could have it both ways. Qute from TFA: NVIDIA® Optimus Technology intelligently, automatically, and seamlessly transitions between the powerful NVIDIA® ION GPU, and battery-saving integrated graphics

    Call me a cynic, but this just sounds like the normal GPU manufacturer PR puff. Besides, when have you ever played DA:O for an hour? It's a 5 or 6 hours session kinda game, at least when I've played it. Swapping back and forth between dedicated GPU and onboard is fine in theory. "Plugging it in" is is fine in theory. THe question still is: are you going to get 5 or 6 hours of current generation 3D gaming out of it when you are on the go? The answer is no.

  22. Re:Maybe I'll finally be able to buy a small lapto on Acer Announces First NVIDIA Ion2-Based Netbook · · Score: 2, Insightful

    I also like to play "advanced" games. I just recently completed Dragon Age: Origins. The problems is, that if I want a decent gaming performance I don't usually have a choice of a small laptop. I'm currently lugging around a 17" HP which works great, but is a bit heavy and eats batteries like candy :-)

    Not to piss on your chips, but you can't have battery life AND powerful graphics, not yet at least. Decent GPU is a power hog. If you find a netbook that runs DA:O, for example, the battery isn't going to last 9 hours like the high battery-life ones do now. Can't have it both ways - sorry.

  23. Re:Wait ... you mean ... on Advanced Social Skills For Humanoid Robots · · Score: 1

    soon robots will have better social skills than I do?

    You could be it's wingman at cocktail parties

  24. Amusing picture on A Look Under Western Digital's Hood · · Score: -1, Troll

    http://media.bestofmicro.com/2/6/238542/original/Suiting%20Up.jpg

    "DO NOT TUCK YOUR PENS INTO YOUR BOOTS"

    How has that sign not been graffitoed yet? The temptation

  25. Re:Package management on Nokia, Intel Merge Maemo, Moblin Into MeeGo · · Score: 2, Funny

    Also Quim Gil of Maemo stated that

    Quim Gil of Maemo? Even Tolkien would have rejected that name as too preposterous