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  1. Re:Hasn't been out long enough yet on The Worst Apple Products of All Time · · Score: 2, Insightful

    A product can only be bad if it doesn't sell.

    [4 more paragraphs]

    Let me stop you there. Of course bad products can sell, the do all the time. You are talking rubbish.

  2. Re:Does it run Jar(Jar) files on Nokia, Intel Merge Maemo, Moblin Into MeeGo · · Score: 2, Funny

    For JarJar files you'll need the Meesa

  3. Re:Eh? on Nokia, Intel Merge Maemo, Moblin Into MeeGo · · Score: 4, Funny

    All Linux distros can potentially run on ARM ...

    All Windows distros can potentially run

  4. Departmentalised on The Worst Apple Products of All Time · · Score: 1

    from the performa-was-truly-a-dog dept.

    In my country, the performa is a condom. It's also marginally (marginally!) preferable to a nasty disease

  5. Funny names on Nokia, Intel Merge Maemo, Moblin Into MeeGo · · Score: 5, Funny

    MeeGo is supposed to be the result of merging Maemo and Moblin

    Who named these platforms, a Lord of the Rings fan with a speech impediment?

  6. Re:WooHoo! I'm safe! on Studies Find Harm From Cellular and Wi-Fi Signals · · Score: 1

    What's your number?

  7. WHAT on The New National Health Plan Is Texting · · Score: 1

    'Enter the date of the first day of your last menstrual period'

    I'M NOT TELLING YOU THAT! YOU MEN YOU'RE ALL THE SAME!

  8. What we've known for years.. on GameStop, Other Retailers Subpoenaed Over Credit Card Information Sharing · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Wow, that's incredible. I find popups and popunders very invasive, so for years I haven't clicked them on principle. I had no idea that it had gotten this far.

    I'm going to print off this article (I suggest you do the same) and find the dopey people that I know (the ones who use IE and think sending chain emails is a good idea), thrust it to them and say: "Don't... click... popups!". If that doesn't wake them up, nothing will..

    If anyone is interested, I posted the other day about the marvels of Privoxy, which stops a lot of ads, irrespective of browser.

  9. Re:Pluto = Asteroid WIth Attitude and Ego! on Pluto — a Complex and Changing World · · Score: 3, Informative

    the amateur astronomer understands that Pluto is noting more than an asteroid with a big ego

    "That's no planet... it's an asteroid with a big ego.."

  10. Re:Translation on Craig Mundie Wants "Internet Driver's Licenses" · · Score: 1

    In other words, Windows doesn't suck - The users do. The drivers license analogy is being used to shift some of the blame from the OS to its users.

    "If the steering wheel stops responding at 70mph, simply turn the engine off and back on!"

  11. Re:If you drunk e-mail... on Craig Mundie Wants "Internet Driver's Licenses" · · Score: 4, Funny

    If Slashdot had a breathalyser, think of all the good Editing we'd miss out on!

    goldy (over the limit)

  12. Re:Privacy on Bill Gates Knows What You Did Last Summer · · Score: 1

    Is not privacy essential to a high quality of life?

    It's helpful for a "high" quality of life..

  13. Hmm on Bill Gates Knows What You Did Last Summer · · Score: 5, Funny

    Gates can have all that stuff, but there's no way I'm giving him my chair

  14. Re:Venus on ESA Conducts Mars Terraforming Experiments On ISS · · Score: 1

    And now, thanks to the ISS, we'll have both topping for our pizza and athlete's foot when we get there.

    Next 'pizza' research: exactly what kind of cheese is the Moon made from? This could solve our mozarella shortages. I think we should be told.

  15. Re:240mm square? on Intel Details Upcoming Gulftown Six-Core Processor · · Score: 3, Insightful

    1.17 billion transistors into a die that's approximately 240mm sq

    That's a big chip.

    240 mm sq, that's 15.49mm x 15.49mm

  16. Re:Are most programmes multi-processor? on Intel Details Upcoming Gulftown Six-Core Processor · · Score: 4, Funny

    Cores are like girls in 'hot sluts gone wild' scenes - after a certain point you might hardly notice if there's even more of them, but you'd never say "no" to an increase.

    But my "operating system" can only deal with one hand- I mean core- at once!

  17. Re:I'd like to read this article on Code Review of Doom For the iPhone · · Score: 1

    I'd like to read this article (Score:1)

    1) This is Slashdot

    Please read and at least attempt to understand comment before replying, kthxbye.

    2) See point 1.

  18. Re:Classics never die on Code Review of Doom For the iPhone · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Aside from that, the Quake engine led to all sorts of interesting gamemodes and mods that live with us still

    I forgot to say: Action Quake was another Quake 1 mod, which eventually became Counter Strike.

  19. Re:Classics never die on Code Review of Doom For the iPhone · · Score: 3, Interesting

    It's mindless, self-indulging, gory, non-challenging (now, not then!), and it's becoming one of timeless those FPS games that won't die because it's story line is simple and not drug out,

    In my opinion, DOOM was a good game but it wasn't ground breaking in the same way that Quake was a few years later. It was the first FPS to do real 3D, and gave birth to real FPS competitive play, based on the groundwork that DOOM did with FPS LAN play. Aside from that, the Quake engine led to all sorts of interesting gamemodes and mods that live with us still (Team Fortress was originally a Quake mod), and the physics of Quake 1 still has a legacy today (rocket jumping, bunny hopping).

    I think the insurgence of DOOM ports to phones is because the pseudo 3D interface of DOOM lends itself more to the controls of mobile devices. It'd be nice to see more Quake and Duke3D ports.

  20. Re:multitouch and Apple on Nexus One Update Fixes 3G, Adds Multitouch · · Score: 1

    Well the Samsung Jet uses the same multitouch gesture (I'm pretty sure)

    Oops, you can mod me down again, I was talking out of my arse:

    Breaking away from multi-touch zoom technology which requires the use of two fingers and two hands, Samsung Jet gives our consumers the ultimate in usability, portability and convenience through the brand-new concept - 'one finger zoom,' which enables one hand operation to zoom in and out. One finger zoom can be used not only for the Internet browser, but also for Photo browser and file viewer to see TXT, PDF and PPT files in four times bigger size - all just with one finger tip while you're on the move.

    "One-handed browsing"... maybe I should get me one of those :-D

  21. Re:multitouch and Apple on Nexus One Update Fixes 3G, Adds Multitouch · · Score: 0, Troll

    I've heard rumors, that the zooming gesture won't be officially supported, because it would violate Apple patents. Does anyone know anything about that?

    Rumors only so far. Apple hasn't sued Palm for it.

    Perhaps, but that doesn't necessarily mean that they aren't infringing

  22. Re:multitouch and Apple on Nexus One Update Fixes 3G, Adds Multitouch · · Score: 1, Redundant

    I've heard rumors, that the zooming gesture won't be officially supported, because it would violate Apple patents. Does anyone know anything about that?

    Well the Samsung Jet uses the same multitouch gesture (I'm pretty sure)

  23. Come on Google on Nexus One Update Fixes 3G, Adds Multitouch · · Score: 5, Funny

    I'm still waiting for the port of IE6..

  24. Phishing on New iPhone Attack Kills Apps, Reroutes Web Traffic · · Score: 1

    So I guess that if you can route outbound web traffic through any server you like, you can phish login detail and who knows what else?

  25. Re:My views on South Australia Outlaws Anonymous Political Speech · · Score: 4, Funny

    Both parties suck. Come find me bitches!

    What are you trying to do, bankrupt Slashdot?

    Some quick calculations. $5000 AUS is about, er, 50 quid or somthing, um, so, by my estimations Slashdot will go offline in approx... er..