My refrigerator ratted on me:
I bought too many peaches -- (the pits have poison in them)
My car told Homeland Security
That I drove through all those decivilianized zones
My credit card was found to have
Exposed itself to unauthorized stores
My cellphone text messaged blasphemies to the Pope
My computer -- well, my computer
I thought it was my friend
But its firewall let the CIA, the NSA, the RIAA
It let anyone with consecutive letters
Ransack my random memories
My cat, even my cat turned out
To have implanted chips
Can I turn to
My germanium geraniums?
Well, seriously, they already kinda do that. If you go into WalMart and start writing down their prices, their policy is that they can kick you out. Look for a poster on the wall of their customer service center.
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My refrigerator ratted on me: I bought too many peaches -- (the pits have poison in them) My car told Homeland Security That I drove through all those decivilianized zones My credit card was found to have Exposed itself to unauthorized stores My cellphone text messaged blasphemies to the Pope My computer -- well, my computer I thought it was my friend But its firewall let the CIA, the NSA, the RIAA It let anyone with consecutive letters Ransack my random memories My cat, even my cat turned out To have implanted chips Can I turn to My germanium geraniums?
Well, seriously, they already kinda do that.
If you go into WalMart and start writing down their prices, their policy is that they can kick you out. Look for a poster on the wall of their customer service center.
What it has turned into: "Safety, Security, and the Pursuit of the Buck"